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r amithejerk? where AITAH for asking parents to keep their kid out of an adults only pool AITA for cancelling on my friend after she wouldn’t pay for our lunch? AITAH for kicking my houseguests out 11 hours before their flight is scheduled to leave? AITA for not letting my coworker stay at my place even though I “have the space” AITA for yelling at my aunt after she kept pressuring me to marry her son AITA - ex-husband wants a vacation before my travel that will limit my parenting time AITA for telling my flatmate her boyfriend can’t basically live with us rent-free? AITA for assuming a couple we met on holiday were swingers and abruptly cutting our conversation short and leaving? AITAH for backing out of a 'party/get together ' after finding out my 'friends' are planning on buying a lot of the food I cannot eat? AITA for telling my 17 year old she needs to go to her volunteer job and not “no call-no show” for a third time AITA for supporting kicking out our temporary roommate because of what her parents did? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r TIFU TIFU by going to the toilet Butters Stotch style TIFU Waited too long to do taxes. TIFU and accidentally gave my girlfriend a black eye while sleeping. TIFU by misidentifying my date TIFU by getting my mom addicted to Pokémon cards TIFU by not exiting the elevator at work. TIFU by being the worlds most awkward customer. TIFU by stealing my neighbours cat TIFU by not double checking my email TIFU by choking on a cinnamon stick while trying to impress a girl TIFU by telling my coworker love ya! TIFU by flirting with my friend and meeting her long-term boyfriend at the worst possible moment Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r TIFU TIFU by accidentally trauma-bonding with my boss’s dog and now he follows me home TIFU. Accidentally went to a networking event for black people… I am white… TIFU by trying to clear ice and accidentally ending up on my neighborhood Facebook group TIFU By Renaming someone’s dog TIFU for not drinking enough water for years TIFU I left my door unlocked for 15mins… TIFU by not wearing sunscreen and getting a rare nerve reaction called “heck’s itch” and having the worst 30 hours of my life. TIFU by not reading the instructions to my iced coffee TIFU by getting my own insurance TIFU by telling a pregnant woman she should drink ginger tea Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r prorevenge where just spam called my year long spam caller Refuse to order meds for my patient? Let me get the wife to yell at you. My Jr high bully ended up massaging my butt Ok Dan, you want to give my number out to strangers? Site Manager calling me nonstop all day every day My neighbor takes up all the parking spaces on the street so I made friends with the birds Local Contractor cannot respect his community. His local community happily returns that disrespect. Want to pass me? Fine, I'll let you pass New management FA by not caring about any prior performace and FO after bringing in the new guy as a replacement. Revenge served cold Steal my commission? Fine enjoy doing my work while I work as a "consultant" Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

maliciouscompliance where You like attention do you? Here, let me get you some. Adorable Compliance - "Don't take your head off that pillow!" My Son's Work-around . . . OK Boss, we can try it their way. I will work on THAT Saturday YOU put me on the roster. Working too much, and get the shaft cuzza it Deli Stareoff Will do! A dish pig’s tale RTO or PL Oon Tuesdays, ok "Don't you dare put that in your mouth!" Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

He hurt me for years. His chair got what was coming. Karo Syrup and a cold shower??? Probably not a good mix Want your assets back, here you go. The middle finger of universal balance Hope you like bagpipe music! Rude and Don’t Tip? Pay Extra For Bags Text me again, I'll sue for harassment Honey, how do you want me to fold your laundry? How to improve your French and ruin a dishwasher My Dog was the KING of Petty Revenge Enjoy being eight cents poorer Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r TOMC where Yesterday was my birthday, I bought myself a birthday cake and my mom and stepdad ate all of it with their friends who had come over to hangout with them the night before my birthday while I was in my bedroom. They didn't even leave me one slice. Ex left me for another guy, got pregnant, and now wants me back. Bride doesn’t like me and they want me to coordinate the wedding, decorate, and host a bridal shower A blanket saved my marriage I faked being sick for my whole childhood. My brother put me on his life insurance and not his wife My wife left me because she is schizophrenic and thought the government was after her. Being a gamer in your 40's is really, well... Lonely. I Took The Most Valuable Pieces of Jewelry from My Grandmother's Collection I finally hit $100k+ salary and I'm miserable Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r TOMC where Since no one in my life seemed to care that I graduated college, I’ll tell a bunch of strangers online I switched phones with my girlfriend for 24 hours. She lasted 3 hours before begging to switch back. My fiancé made a split-second decision that has cost me a year of my life, and I’m furious My mother-in-law stole my spot in my family vacation and I'm secretly pretty happy about it. my husband told me something about our friend's relationship and now i don't know what to do lied about loving hiking now im shredded My wife who's been gaining weight called the movie Wall-E "fatphobic" My Husband and I Lost our Business. Being homeless has shown me people are evil. Update: My cousin's mad I don't want to date her cheater friend. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

maliciouscompliance where These are the new metrics? Ok! Everyone is fired! My manager told me I needed to offer to help everyone carry their groceries to the car. Sounds good! Husband told Adult Daughter to wash her dishes or else... Teenager grounded from driving gets even Turn in All Receipts I followed the list Employees should listen to your friend instead of the boss? Okay! Black pants MacDonald Following new travel cost of my company Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r amithejerk? where AITA for canceling my mom’s surprise farewell dinner because she called me messy? AITA-My husband woke me up in the middle of the night for a dream AITA for “spoiling” a family trip bc im unwilling to sleep on a blow up mattress for 2 weeks AITA for telling my friend I won’t set him up with anyone because he’s emotionally immature? AITA for removing access to certain things for my roommate that refuses to pay rent? AITA for not buying my stepdaughter a new car after she's repeatedly gotten into accidents? AITA for yelling at my mom for eating peanut butter in her own house? AITA for telling my SIL that I don’t want to share a baby name. AITA for removing all phone tracking from my parents who keep using it to see my location for non emergencies? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r TIFU TIFU by accidentally ruining my LDR girlfriend's big surprise visit TIFU by joining the Mormon church TIFU by throwing away a child's teddy bear and having to dumpster dive TIFU by telling a stupid joke TIFU by literally forgetting my dang exam TIFU by giving my husband a playful pat TIFU by overdosing on herbal tea 🍵🍵 TI FU by accidentally violating an NDA during a consultation and now my company might get sued TIFU by peeing myself at work TIFU by running a bath TIFU by driving through a tornado to see my girlfriend Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r TIFU TIFU by returning bras at the Post Office TI Freaked UP by believing a work prank on April 1st and embarrassing myself in front of everyone. TIFU by telling my professor I was “gravely ill” when I just had a cold TIFU by letting my son give me Poison Ivy as a gift TIFU by giving a girl tokens at Chuck E Cheese TIFU by breaking my leg and tearily confessed to smoking in front of my mother. TIFU by letting a homeless man crash at my place TIFU by making a 5 big booms joke on a first date. TIFU by realizing almost a year later that my internship contract has a bunch of typos TIFU by letting my daughter watch iPad on an 8 hour long car journey. TIFU by having head surgery and waking up mid-dart tournament in my mind Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r amithejerk? where AITA for telling our moms they can’t join our vacation? AITA for telling my dad's wife I'm sorry but she's not my mom? AITA for keeping a relationship with my brothers ex wife when they have two kids together? AITA for no longer wanting to give a HOUSE to my sister? My portion of inheritance AITA for not giving my friend one of the freebies from my skincare order ? AITA for calling my ex-wife's new boyfriend names in front of my kids? AITA for not letting my roommates boyfriend use my car, even though it made him miss a job interview? AITA for locking my room door so kids won’t get inside and ruin my stuff? AITA for making cinnamon bread for my sisters-in-law when my MIL is allergic to cinnamon WIBTA for excluding a family with a badly-behaved, autistic child from the neighborhood pool party? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r amithejerk? where AITA if I’m annoyed that a few friends want to go spend $200/each on dinner to celebrate their bdays and wants everyone to chip in after they decided on a private room at a high end steak house? AITA for not covering my friend's meal when she ordered more? AITA for telling my brother in law to stop picking on my kids or he’s not coming on vacation? AITA for snapping at my mother when she asked when I would "finally" kick out my daughter? AITA for telling my wife she can’t cook? AITA for offering my clothes to a coworker after losing weight? AITA for deciding not to invite my husband’s family to my kid’s birthday party after they called her a mistake? AITA for refusing to take care of my husband's medical equipment AITA for not paying my friend back for something I never asked for? AITA for not opening a chest to ease my roommates fears Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r amithejerk? where AITA for asking a friend if SHE understands wedding courtesy, or else she can't bring her 4 year old son (who is on the spectrm) . AITA for leaving my boyfriends bday party after what he said to me AITA: In-Laws are upset with the name we want to use for our son. AITA for not taking neighbour's parcel? AITA for not watching my nieces? AITA for not willing to split the cost of a group gift when I wasn’t included in the card AITA for chasing someone down to stop letting their dog use my yard as a bathroom? AITA for backing out of my cousins wedding as a photographer and a guest. AITA for not making the dinner that my husband requested? AITA for making a comment about my friend not having a job after she expected us to bye her food. WIBTA if I turned off the WiFi until I can't smell or hear mice anymore? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r TOMC where No, Kora, You could not have had my condo. My partner never plays with our toddler and it’s making me lose feelings My brother’s gf isn’t going to like her ring I came to Spain during the war with nothing. Two years later, I finally feel like I'm allowed to live again. I read my husbands text messages She left with our baby. I sat in an empty room, staring at the AC... I love my wife so much! I found out the person who cheated on me finally got their karma Today I found out my sister has stage 4 cancer. My girlfriend admitted to cheating multiple times on her ex. I feel so conflicted. He left me with 6 kids and 2 dogs—and asked if I needed anything Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r TOMC where I Might Not Be Alive Soon I’ve been hiding a huge secret from everyone in my life for the past 3 years. After getting laid off, I took my next role just to get revenge. I lost my sister and nephews because I stood up to her husband. I still think I did the right thing, but it still hurts. i love my sister I was an artist and my job was taken by AI, today my mother asked me to generate an image for her I just dropped Chipotle on my partner’s head after he had a long day at work my boyfriend called me practice during a fight and now i can’t even look at him My ex husband is a moron Bf refused to do Pilates with me, but did HOT Pilates with his friend and his gf? 4 years of medical school feels like I fell for a pyramid scheme Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

maliciouscompliance where Don’t annoy me and ask for a five star rating Just act normal around my friends.” Alright Bucking a software trend in 1980 Go To Bed? Okay. Want your contract upheld? Okay. Bottled water Bananas Cold as ice. Employees are not allowed to leave the break room on their break... Whatever. Mom: Hurry up and drive me to work! Me: *drives like Baby Driver* You autorized it. You take the fall. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r prorevenge where How I finally got my cheating ex-boyfriend to stop drunk dialing me Won't let me go home sick? I'll see you in 30 days when I pick up my cancer meds Tell me you won't renew my contract on my birthday? I'll 'hack' your soda machine. Cause an accident because you’re too special to wait in line? That’s cool, I’ll be a witness for the other driver’s insurance. My event manager harasses all her teammates, I humiliated her when she was on stage I gift wrapped my soon to be ex-sister-in-law's vagisil as a valuable My fourth grade teacher called me “the devil” so I proved her right Bullied for my oily, greasy hair in high school. Now sent my bully (an adult) the same oil kit for his receding hairline with a note - "better oily than bald". Throw your purse on my feet so you can have more for your oversized carry-on? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

maliciouscompliance where On the receiving end by private individual Malicious compliance in response to weaponized incompetence Do It Your Way? Okay. Fiscal responsibility - all right then Public Sector Employee With Questionable Bosses Want updates for every single thing? Ok. No Problem! “we just followed the rules» Not allowed in the kitchen? Ok. I will work on THAT Saturday YOU put me on the roster. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Good luck finding it. Tax refund revenge I hope the flowers cheer you up! Snowmageddon Revenge Talk down to me and disrespect me in public 😤 Neighbor poisoned my cats, It got personal Snoop to find salaries? I'll post them for everyone. Drunken Dad Was Not Ready For My Response you wanna gatekeep the grill? i’ll smoke you with a smirk Someone kept hitting their car door into my car while I was in it, so I returned the favor. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r amithejerk? where AITA for feeding my daughters soft ball team “junk” at our sleepover AITAH for refusing to drive if my wife is in the car? AITA for cutting off all personal communication with my ex and only allowing co-parenting contact through a court app? AITAH for telling my wife her homophobic family can’t stay with us AITA for yelling at a mom and her kid to get out of my home? AITA? Daughter broke down because we said no to the college she wanted WIBTA if I refused to give up a water fountain the previous homeowners abandoned 4 years ago? AITA for sending my kids to their dad instead of implement his decisions myself? AITA for telling my kids mom that her husband can’t have my kids while she’s deployed? AITA for being frustrated that my roommate last minute said "uhm I don't want anyone to drink to night" and then angrily went to his room? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r TIFU TIFU by making my girlfriend think I was cheating on her (when I was actually planning a surprise) TIFU by joking about decompression chambers for 10+ years TIFU by giving my friends “twice-baked brownies” TIFU by sending the worst possible accidental text to my boss TIFU by getting Bali belly (which could’ve been avoided if we weren’t so stupid) TIFU by thinking I was dead after getting my shot and causing a McDonald's worker to think I was insane TIFU by finding out I’m not truly a girls girl TIFU by accidentally congratulating an NBA player on the loss of their child. TIFU by forgetting my dentist appointment... and somehow making it worse. TIFU by Withholding My Entire Paycheck in Federal Taxes TIFU by falling for a scam TIFU by laughing at my date for being a mime and having a dad who lives in Iraq TIFU I Bought a $300 Showerhead for the Trash Can TIFU by trying to hold my breath underwater like a pro and passing out in the bath while my kid watched TIFU by using dishwashing liquid for washing vegetables. It's dangerous. TIFU by ignoring a crackling headphone and blessing the bus with my taste in music. TIFU by giving my (21M) 8 year older sister a haircut while my parent's went on vacation Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r TIFU TIFU by making my girlfriend think I was cheating on her (when I was actually planning a surprise) TIFU by joking about decompression chambers for 10+ years TIFU by giving my friends “twice-baked brownies” TIFU by sending the worst possible accidental text to my boss TIFU by getting Bali belly (which could’ve been avoided if we weren’t so stupid) TIFU by thinking I was dead after getting my shot and causing a McDonald's worker to think I was insane TIFU by finding out I’m not truly a girls girl TIFU by accidentally congratulating an NBA player on the loss of their child. TIFU by forgetting my dentist appointment... and somehow making it worse. TIFU by Withholding My Entire Paycheck in Federal Taxes TIFU by falling for a scam TIFU by laughing at my date for being a mime and having a dad who lives in Iraq TIFU I Bought a $300 Showerhead for the Trash Can TIFU by trying to hold my breath underwater like a pro and passing out in the bath while my kid watched TIFU by using dishwashing liquid for washing vegetables. It's dangerous. TIFU by ignoring a crackling headphone and blessing the bus with my taste in music. TIFU by giving my (21M) 8 year older sister a haircut while my parent's went on vacation Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

AITA for refusing and ungrateful to take a 1,000+ gift from my partner cause I’ll like cooking AITA for refusing to give up my bedroom for my niece and nephew? AITA for not opening the door to unannounced family visitors? AITA for refusing to move beds in a hostel in the middle of the night? AITA for telling off my Class President & refusing to cooperate because she enlisted me into a school event without my consent? AITA for telling a coworker about another coworker’s dietary restriction? AITA for not consulting my sister-in-law to schedule my wedding in 15 months? AITA for asking my neighbor to pay for damages his trampoline caused? AITA? I splurged and bought me something after my wife told me no. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

maliciouscompliance where You Want the Spotlight? Enjoy Boss said we MUST take lunch at 12:00. So we did Boss yells at me for following instructions and tells me to do the opposite next time... which backfires after all, everything would collapse at night How I was never asked to make the coffee/tea again how i set up my boss by following his own orders If you insist on being in charge, don't f**k it up The best way to unalive a bad rule is to follow it to the letter. I am now sending daily today and previous summaries report, aka TPS Reports. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r TOMC where I lied to my husband and in-laws about my whereabouts while I stayed the night at a 4 star hotel I grew up poor. I got a raise yesterday and now I'll be making 6 figures I visited the USA for the first time last year and I was shocked by the quantity of overweight people I love my wife, I love her family, I hate the way my wife treats me around her family My cousin's mad that I don't' want to date her cheater friend. My wife has been cheating for years and doesn’t feel an ounce of remorse or shame. I can't wait to move so I can reclaim my identity. I hit a kid on their bike with my car I (F23) found out seven months ago that my boyfriend (M26) has been cheating on me, but I haven’t told him I know. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

maliciouscompliance where My coffee malicious compliance story… Maglement rides again! Don't like my art? Well I don't like yours either. TSA Malicious Compliance Just doing my job. You want me to track every task? Okay. No escalation needed - You got it Wait 6 months before taking leave, no problem You want to know what we do? Sure thing. Efficient reporting Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r TOMC where I'm never dating a gamer ever again My mother kicked me out to 'teach me a lesson'. I ended up marrying wealthy instead They Call Me Lazy While I Do Everything… So I’m Leaving the Country I believe I may have caused the end of my friend's marriage. An elementary school teacher broke up my family with a single question. My boss asked me to come in early and I pretended not to see it My boss asked me to come in early and I pretended not to see it I hate my family Somebody entered my private room in my Airbnb while I was using the restroom at 4am Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r amithejerk? where AITA for asking my friend to leave my birthday party because she brought her crying baby? AITA for publicly telling my ex coworker that I don't like them? AITA for refusing to go to my grandma’s house on my birthday? AITA for giving my bil his favourite cookie when he was being rude? AITA? my (F21) cat doesn’t have food because my mom (F45) keeps “topping off” her bowl and now my mom is calling me a neglectful owner WIBTA Co worker asked for a lift to work at the end of the month, did not say it would be for the next 6. AITA For telling my roommate I shouldn’t have to take care of his dog AITA because i couldn’t take my sis in law to the hospital for my niece AITA for selling my clothes instead of giving them to my sister? AITA for agreeing with my daughter it is weird her friend's mom has access to their conversations? AITA for not telling my partner that I didn't clean up his mess? AITA for refusing to go see my husband’s school musical? AITA, I swore infront of my little sisters friends AITA for rescuing a baby squirrel and “back talking” my (now) exes father? AITA for refusing to drive 4 hours, so my sister doesn’t have to drive through NYC? AITA for vetoing my partner’s plan to build a shed in our backyard? WIBTA for telling my roommate I don’t want to eat her food? AITA for telling my husband to book a hotel for us while we attend my SIL's wedding, rather than share accommodations with his family? AITA Ffor not letting mil help wth my confinement and Insulting my hubby in the process AITA for watching one of my brother's DVDs without checking with him first? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Revenge at an anoying guy at the bus. Sabotaging an ex’s girlfriend through email spam You want to cut me off as we’re dropping off our kids at school? Revenge on Stepfather Adios sucker Evil teacher fails me for a sound clip she found repulsive. So I put it everywhere. Want To Be An Arrogant 'Karen'? Enjoy The Snow White Remake... Give me detention for leaving school grounds? Enjoy your daily lunchbreak interruptions! Petty revenge on toxic ex-wife Two for One petty revenge. Pull down my buddy’s pants, you get it too Quitting would be doing you a favor? Fine. I'll do you a favor. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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r amithejerk? where AITA for asking my friend to leave my birthday party because she brought her crying baby? AITA for publicly telling my ex coworker that I don't like them? AITA for refusing to go to my grandma’s house on my birthday? AITA for giving my bil his favourite cookie when he was being rude? AITA? my (F21) cat doesn’t have food because my mom (F45) keeps “topping off” her bowl and now my mom is calling me a neglectful owner WIBTA Co worker asked for a lift to work at the end of the month, did not say it would be for the next 6. AITA For telling my roommate I shouldn’t have to take care of his dog AITA because i couldn’t take my sis in law to the hospital for my niece AITA for selling my clothes instead of giving them to my sister? AITA for agreeing with my daughter it is weird her friend's mom has access to their conversations? AITA for not telling my partner that I didn't clean up his mess? AITA for refusing to go see my husband’s school musical? AITA, I swore infront of my little sisters friends AITA for rescuing a baby squirrel and “back talking” my (now) exes father? AITA for refusing to drive 4 hours, so my sister doesn’t have to drive through NYC? AITA for vetoing my partner’s plan to build a shed in our backyard? WIBTA for telling my roommate I don’t want to eat her food? AITA for telling my husband to book a hotel for us while we attend my SIL's wedding, rather than share accommodations with his family? AITA Ffor not letting mil help wth my confinement and Insulting my hubby in the process AITA for watching one of my brother's DVDs without checking with him first? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r TIFU TIFU by making fun of my dad’s past relationships and finding out my mom’s a cheater TIFU by eating a pancake that went bad in my car and discovering I had cancer TIFU by eating the wrong thing. TIFU by playing a game with my friend while my daughter was sleeping. TIFU by thinking I would get some sunshine to assist me with getting over sickness TIFU by booking a doctors appointment for my little sister without telling our mother TIFU by sending a voice note rant… to the wrong person (waiting for HR to call me up anytime) TIFU by throwing out a perfectly food air fryer TIFU by shattering my whole family’s dynamics TIFU by buying what I thought was coffee creamer TIFU By eating chocolate while doing a yoga move TIFU by not setting an alarm. TIFU by filling in the wrong person’s medical history TIFU by not checking the weather before I got high TIFU by not considering daylight standard time. TIFU by getting me and my boyfriend banned from a liquor store TIFU by getting drunk at a stranger's house party, throwing up from the window and passing out on her couch TIFU: Letting my cat in the bathroom TIFU by eating and then going to the gym TIFU by not checking the basement TIFU: DROPPED WEIGHTS ON FLOOR NOT IN MY HOUSE.... TIFU by getting a Taxi instead of an Uber Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r TOMC where I looked at my wife yesterday and thought, “Why can’t she just freaking stop sometimes?” Made a special dinner and nobody appreciated it I (23F) "accidentally" didn't make it to the bathroom on time at school once when I was 7. No-one knows that I did it on purpose. I'm 19 and my 5 year old little sister gives me compliments and it melts my heart I’m a school bus driver who had to emergency poop in a garbage can mid-route—while my daughter watched in horror. My MIL is blaming for not giving her grandkids We almost couldn't afford groceries today. I am relieved. I had a job interview and they kept asking when I'm planning to have kids My family ate all of the kfc that I ordered. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r TIFU TIFU by making fun of my dad’s past relationships and finding out my mom’s a cheater TIFU by eating a pancake that went bad in my car and discovering I had cancer TIFU by eating the wrong thing. TIFU by playing a game with my friend while my daughter was sleeping. TIFU by thinking I would get some sunshine to assist me with getting over sickness TIFU by booking a doctors appointment for my little sister without telling our mother TIFU by sending a voice note rant… to the wrong person (waiting for HR to call me up anytime) TIFU by throwing out a perfectly food air fryer TIFU by shattering my whole family’s dynamics TIFU by buying what I thought was coffee creamer TIFU By eating chocolate while doing a yoga move TIFU by not setting an alarm. TIFU by filling in the wrong person’s medical history TIFU by not checking the weather before I got high TIFU by not considering daylight standard time. TIFU by getting me and my boyfriend banned from a liquor store TIFU by getting drunk at a stranger's house party, throwing up from the window and passing out on her couch TIFU: Letting my cat in the bathroom TIFU by eating and then going to the gym TIFU by not checking the basement TIFU: DROPPED WEIGHTS ON FLOOR NOT IN MY HOUSE.... TIFU by getting a Taxi instead of an Uber Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r TOMC where I looked at my wife yesterday and thought, “Why can’t she just freaking stop sometimes?” Made a special dinner and nobody appreciated it I (23F) "accidentally" didn't make it to the bathroom on time at school once when I was 7. No-one knows that I did it on purpose. I'm 19 and my 5 year old little sister gives me compliments and it melts my heart I’m a school bus driver who had to emergency poop in a garbage can mid-route—while my daughter watched in horror. My MIL is blaming for not giving her grandkids We almost couldn't afford groceries today. I am relieved. I had a job interview and they kept asking when I'm planning to have kids My family ate all of the kfc that I ordered. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

maliciouscompliance where Think "pronouns are stupid"? I have no problem calling you by the ones you've listed. Boss asked me to wash work linen at home, so I did. Can you unlock the cooler for me? Delete all your files? OK The work uniform is mandatory no matter what. Fine. You want the engineering staff to do the ordering as well? You got it. You Want Me to Clean the Office Exactly Like That? Alright, I’ll Do It. Want me to load the dishwasher that's full? No problem! You want me to disable half of my entire testing stage? Okay! Notify you for every report? Have fun waking up 50 times a night Out Rank Doesn't Mean Out-Know The Judge orders the union to only to consult with our employer!We consulted alright. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r prorevenge where MIL kept guilt tripping me for not eating her Indian cooking, so I started bringing my own dishes and giving her the same treatment. Now she's suddenly "not hungry" too My co-worker loves taking credit for other people’s work. Then he got exposed No more fast food litter on my lawn You live by the speakerphone, you are shamed by the speakerphone. Dogs off the lawn please Illegal dumper thinks house is still empty. Gets trash returned for free Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r prorevenge where MIL kept guilt tripping me for not eating her Indian cooking, so I started bringing my own dishes and giving her the same treatment. Now she's suddenly "not hungry" too My co-worker loves taking credit for other people’s work. Then he got exposed No more fast food litter on my lawn You live by the speakerphone, you are shamed by the speakerphone. Dogs off the lawn please Illegal dumper thinks house is still empty. Gets trash returned for free Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

maliciouscompliance where Think "pronouns are stupid"? I have no problem calling you by the ones you've listed. Boss asked me to wash work linen at home, so I did. Can you unlock the cooler for me? Delete all your files? OK The work uniform is mandatory no matter what. Fine. You want the engineering staff to do the ordering as well? You got it. You Want Me to Clean the Office Exactly Like That? Alright, I’ll Do It. Want me to load the dishwasher that's full? No problem! You want me to disable half of my entire testing stage? Okay! Notify you for every report? Have fun waking up 50 times a night Out Rank Doesn't Mean Out-Know The Judge orders the union to only to consult with our employer!We consulted alright. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r amithejerk? where AITA for not letting my husband attend his sister’s wedding? AITA for sending my little sister a vet bill after she tried to get my horses to breed? AITA for telling my husband to just be a father? AITA for forbidding my parents of bringing my little brother (10) and sister (7) when coming to my (24M) place? AITA for not giving my co-worker a ride after he didn’t spot me one dollar at the vending machine? AITA for refusing to be the main caretaker for my elderly parents? AITA for telling my Sister-In-Law to get out of my daughter’s baby shower? AITA for telling my family I refuse to be a caretaker for my elderly parents? AITA for “sneaking” vegetarian food into my FIL’s meal? AITA for telling my friend that I was done inviting her to parties? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

How do I 22M get my sister 19F to forgive my gf 25F? Or at least remain cordial? My wife and sister don't get along...and it is ruining my marriage. AITA for wanting to leave my wife of 10 years because I’ve fallen back in love with my first love? AITA for not moving my laundry while I was working? AITA for siding with my boyfriend after he punished my son for asking for money to watch his stepsiblings? AITA for sleeping on my weekends? AITA for calling a friend's child a little S..t Am I the Bad Apple? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r amithedevil? where AITA for telling my BIL to get over himself and to quit holding a 10 year old grudge? My [36M] wife [34F] isn't allowing me to see our son but we are still legally married. AITA for wanting my fiance to not talk with other women unless necessary. AITA for not letting my daughter move in with me? WIBTA if i transfer all my money out of my savings accounts back into my checking account and maybe even dissolve the savings account all together? I envy how my parents did parenting Bridesmaids: Is it wrong to ask someone to pay for their dress? And to be part of your special day with out paying for their costs? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

AITA For Not Making A Vacation Wheelchair User Friendly? AITA for mistaking my girlfriends weight accidentally AITA for correcting my in-laws when they mispronounce my name? AITA For changing my families last name "secretly" while not informing anyone? AITA for asking my boyfriend's mom to call me by my actual name? AITA for not using my brother as our Real estate agent? AITA for cancelling on a day out with my friend after she brought in someone else who would be excluded? AITA for calling the police on a 2 year old child running around my neighborhood unsupervised? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r TIFU Tried to surprise my boyfriend with a cute upside-down kiss, he sneezed and headbutted me into another dimension. I gave my youngest son relationship advice when my wife and I decided he was now old enough to date. My oldest son's girlfriend took that advice and confronted my oldest son, apparently because he wasn't respecting her or her feelings. They had a huge argument and broke up. I used a tanning booth too long and got a massive sunburn. I regret not asking the lady at the gym more questions. i accidentally walked in on a faulty interview and started asking interview questions because i was given the wrong time for lunch I’m white, my black doctor has the same last name as my mother and is from the same city, and I said we must be related. It sounded like I was excitedly telling her that my family had owned and SA’ed her family. thought it said tablespoons instead of teaspoons and ended up consuming 3 GRAMS of magnesium in one weekend My friend asked me for a Halloween animal pun for his art project. I confidently said Ost-witch, which sounds a lot like something that someone who failed art school would say. I sent a gif of Homer Simpson dressed as the devil and dancing on a grave immediately after a colleague told everyone their dad had died. I self sabotaged my “relationship” by putting off talking about my feelings. Now he wants nothing to do with me. TIFU entire class decided to write letters to a prisoner Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r prorevenge where Block the street? I'll just leave my car there. I don't want your roof inspection, but I'll happily take your grocery points. Don't use the bedrooms Suburban Road Rage- It’s finally come full circle ⭕️ Dog abusing neighbor gets car plowed in I was in a hungry and in a hurry Paid college tuition in nickels Steal my footballs and I will deflate them You shouldn't rock on your chair: you might fall Crooked second hand car dealer Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r prorevenge where Guy made me wait while he got an extra sample, now I’m getting his samples before he can see Driver paid tolls in pennies, I made them wait while I counted. Want to Share Your Phone Conversation With the World? Not Interested. If you’re gonna take my parking spot, enjoy your extra steps Bought a car that turned out to be a lemon. Seller ignored me so I sent him a text. Knees into the back of my airplane seat Truck Driver Wanted to Be a Jerk, So We Gave Him a Taste of His Own Medicine Neighbour put up cameras pointing into my bathroom and bedroom. Overbearing MIL wants to guilt trip my wife and mess with our home? Absolutely not eBay Buyer Defrauded Me Public speakerphone pettiness How to keep the tweakers from jacking all your high-speed data… Lol. He Waited a Month to Text Back After a Date, So got my Petty Revenge hehehe A customer was rude to me so I gave her $95 in the smallest bills I had Front of house manager makes mistake. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r TIFU Tried to surprise my boyfriend with a cute upside-down kiss, he sneezed and headbutted me into another dimension. I gave my youngest son relationship advice when my wife and I decided he was now old enough to date. My oldest son's girlfriend took that advice and confronted my oldest son, apparently because he wasn't respecting her or her feelings. They had a huge argument and broke up. I used a tanning booth too long and got a massive sunburn. I regret not asking the lady at the gym more questions. i accidentally walked in on a faulty interview and started asking interview questions because i was given the wrong time for lunch I’m white, my black doctor has the same last name as my mother and is from the same city, and I said we must be related. It sounded like I was excitedly telling her that my family had owned and SA’ed her family. thought it said tablespoons instead of teaspoons and ended up consuming 3 GRAMS of magnesium in one weekend My friend asked me for a Halloween animal pun for his art project. I confidently said Ost-witch, which sounds a lot like something that someone who failed art school would say. I sent a gif of Homer Simpson dressed as the devil and dancing on a grave immediately after a colleague told everyone their dad had died. I self sabotaged my “relationship” by putting off talking about my feelings. Now he wants nothing to do with me. TIFU entire class decided to write letters to a prisoner Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

maliciouscompliance where Move your cars Shut my mouth and do what I was told?...absolutely! Wipe my computer? Sure thing! (you didn't say anything about saving the important information on it first) Manager says it is MY FAULT I got stiffed $600 at the adult club after guy couldn’t pay. Some malicious railroad compliance. You want me to delete my own account in front of you? Ok done. Bye bye money! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.