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r TIFU tried to be nice, ended up having a shower door explode in my hands while moving it. Immense regret. Estimates for a new one are around $1000… told my son what "aphrodisiac" means when it was mentioned on a show about oysters, and now he's grossed out and correctly guessed what my husband and I had in mind after dinner. be careful with your portion sizes or you’ll end up stuck to the toilet I yelled 'yo mama' in a corporate meeting today forgot i used a thong to tie up my hair and gave it to my friend without realizing. when listening to a video about film editing, I took off my glasses so I could fully immerse myself. Thought I saw a spec fly by and before I could realize what I was looking at I made 2 girls think I was looking at ones butt. I was right about the wasp though. TIFU by inviting my “allergic to water” neighbor into a freshly cleaned pool TIFU allowing the new girl to cut to my hair TIFU by accidentally stealing my brother’s eyebrows… forever. TIFU by eating the 4 Horseman Burger challenge from Man vs Food Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r TIFU TIFU by getting too high with my (adult) kid and getting the paramedics called on me Tried to steal fries. Turns out I paid and handed back a bag of fries that I paid for. The universe is funny like that. TIFU by asking my boyfriend for flowers TIFU by calling myself a puppy during a job interview TIFU by accidentally telling my landlord I broke before even fully moving in TIFU by not reading a recipe closely enough TIFU By stealing kills from my SIL resulting on ending the relationship with her and my Brother TIFU By forcing a gas station to shut down TIFU by freezing at the hair dresser and ended up with a colour I hate Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r prorevenge where Old Balls Got Handed to Him You abandoned me, so I won't dance with you Real Estate Agent tested me after an international flight I guess It's a "penny" revenge Smoldering butts Keep your rat hands off my popsicle. You want me to sing? I’ll sing I'm wrong because you have a higher position? Get smacked. I tried to help us! Bank Customer stymied... I stole his ashes out of spite Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r TOMC where Texted my wife that I love her. Got back a thumbs up. Just don't know what to do with this. I broke up with my boyfriend after he gave me the silent treatment for four days because I said no to his friend moving into my apartment. My parents HOA is getting out of hand. I Found a Letter My Mom Wrote for Me... 10 Years After She Passed. My late husband's best friend confessed he’s been “waiting” for me… I feel confused, not flattered. I overheard my boyfriend mocking my autism. Now I’m ending things. He destroyed me after 7 years of loyalty( cheated on me 2 months postpartum- and now demands a “mutual” divorce for cash. I am CERTAIN my best friend/ former roommate was sabotaging me by adding a SIGNIFICANT amount of extra calories to my food. Here’s why. I just got the staff at my group home fired. My mom had an affair w/ a married man & now it’s catching up to her. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r TOMC where My parents are harming my 5-year-old’s health and ignoring me. What should I do? What the Freak? I'm a Lesbian? My wife makes me feel worthless I finally cut off my mother after 27 years, and I don't feel guilty anymore. I hate my wife’s kid I walked up to a random guy and asked him to be my friend Best friend tried to take my place and thought she’d “win”. He gave her the same heck he gave me My brother and I are planning to go no contact with our mother Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r prorevenge where Leave your trash cans out and see where they end up. Steal my seat? Deal with my toddler. You know you've messed up when kids start going to school during their break just out of spite. You want to make me do your work for you? Well, now you can't take your break. Small revenge on the road Make up your own rules? I’ll take it all the way to the top From five stars to jail bars. I threw my sister in jail. Rude Neighbor Don't Give My Wife the Sink Eye My best friends jerk neighbor Email freakery on ex boss Crazy lady made a bad joke now she has to live with the gear drops at 2am Don't insult a customer when you're doing tax evasion Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

maliciouscompliance where Stop wasting ingredients! “Show up 30 minutes early.” Sure Dave, as long as you do too! No problems, just look in your textbook! Don't Put the Dishes Away! I stake my reputation on the fact we don’t need any extra staff! Break health and safety no problem and We don't work in the rain, excellent. She thought I was working that day. I was-just not at that store. Just work on this one board. "We don't pay extra time if it's under 15minutes" - Okay, I can make it work No phones during work? Sure, try to find me then Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

maliciouscompliance where No more VTO "You're only here to count." I had my yard certified as a National Wildlife Habitat to spite a busybody neighbor I wore a suit to work and got my supervisor soft demoted Confetti it is then Send out defective parts? Ok We don’t use track changes here! Pipe Exploded on the Weekend — But Hey, At Least We Saved on Overtime!" Punishing me for underperforming for 1 day in 2 years? No problem. “You’re Not Paid to Think”—Okay, So I Didn’t. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r amithejerk? where AITA for not letting new neighbours put scaffolding on my drive for 2 weeks AITA for publicly shaming two elderly neighbors and filing a lawsuit against them? AITA for objecting to buying expensive painting supplies for my godson? AITA for taking my daughter out of school for a week for a vacation AITA for refusing to do house chores after my mom said only girls should do them? AITA for ditching lunch with friends because of one them brought a dog? AITA for telling a guy at my gym he’s a creep and needs to change somewhere else AITA for not giving up my usual study spot to a fourth year just because she asked? AITA for leaving to have my break in another room when someone else walked into the one I was already in? AITA told my co-worker that she's falling for romance scam and now she's upset. AITA for not cleaning before guests came over because I was tired? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r amithejerk? where AITA for telling my sister I wont be her maid of honor because she didnt come to my wedding due to her dog dying? AITAH for playing a voice recording to prove to my friend her daughter isn’t nonverbal? AITA for backing out of my friend’s wedding after she invited the guy my partner cheated on me with? AITA for not inviting my nephew to my sons birthday party? AITA for snapping when someone rubbed my belly and implied I might be pregnant? AITA for not disclosing to my housemates that my family has money and refusing to pay more monthly? AITA for explaining to my future SIL why her kids will never receive anything from us? AITA for refusing to cover my tattoos for my boyfriend’s family dinner? AITA for not sharing the "good tea" with a friend Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r amithejerk? where AITA for buying my sister a super expensive gift for her 40th birthday? AITA to my gf for liking a classmate and friend’s Instagram post of her pole dancing? AITA for holding SO responsible for kid eating food meant to be shared AITA if i block this lady? AITAH for telling my husband I don’t want his mom to come in our vacation with us? AITA for refusing to reschedule a funeral? WIBTA for not going to a friends wedding because I didn't get invited to the reception? AITA For bringing food to my friend's party? AITA for snapping at my mom after she tried to force me to learn sign language? AITA for saying her cats shouldn’t have full access to the house? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r TOMC where I pretended to be asleep when my mom apologized to me for everything My husband’s childhood best friend asked me for a favor, then humiliated me in front of her family. I’m done being the bigger person. I was told not to ‘act single’ at my own birthday party, by my Bfriend I lied to my doctor, she subsequently found a possible autoimmune disease. I fell in love with my girlfriend today My girlfriend forgot to log out from my phone and I read something that changed our relationship. Brothers new wife banned him from playing videos games with us, found out last night and having a hard time being happy for him today. My wife made me realize how blind I’ve been my whole life Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r amithejerk? where AITA for refusing to give my little brother my car after I turned 18 AITA for canceling one of two hotel rooms? AITA for holding 2 year old daughter when she was having a meltdown? AITA for yelling at my husband when he told me No I couldn’t drive. his truck to work. AITA for changing the locks on my room and not telling my father AITA Declining an Invitation After Finding Out the Cost WIBTA if I asked my mom to stop parking in the parent and child parking spaces everytime she goes shopping with me? AITA for carrying my service dog in a purse? WIBTA for not Attending a Wedding where my wife was excluded from the bachelorette party? AITA for telling my friend I can’t go to her destination wedding because it’s too expensive, but then also going on mini vacations with my husband? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r TIFU TIFU for feeding my children first even if I am very hungry. TIFU by buying myself a fancy jacket and instantly starting a rumor at work TIFU by buying a bean bag chair for my wife I kept sending the wrong information to my Insurance about my income and eventually ignored them, resulting in me possibly having to pay 10.000€ in back-pay. today I freaked up by opening up old medical records and finding out my memory issues are way worse than I realized. After completing the service, went call the dog owner to pick up their dog ala store pager, but she was already on her way. Left the pager record the next almost 5 minutes of conversation for the whole store to hear me slowly panic about how to turn the recording off. It repeated three times. My friends now genuinely believe I crashed out because of angsty Kasane Teto videos in my search history. Fml didn't pay attention while mopping and got startled by a customer which caused me to bump my head resulting in a huge painful bump, broken glases, damage to my car that I can't afford to fix, and spending money I didn't have on new glasses. Asked for some time off after getting ahead financially, worded the email too vaguely, and my boss thought I was about to quit. Office rumors exploded within a day. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r TOMC where My Ex left me a month before engagement for « the girl I shouldnt worry about » now she stalks me My Girlfriend is 5 months pregnant. Found out it probably isn't mine I'm so glad I don't have to date anymore. My friends sound miserable when they talk about it. I told my friend I needed to leave early because I was anxious. She laughed and said, ‘You always do this My mother won't stop sending money back home, and now she's in severe debt. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r TIFU TIFU by not realising I didn't have a master's degree TIFU by ending up on Fox News TIFU by accidentally becoming the villain in 40 kids’ morning Tried to boost my confidence with a flirty calendar reminder, accidentally shared it with coworkers, now they think I’m either smooth or slowly unraveling. Got super high at the mall, my friend dared me to ask a girl for her number, I somehow pulled it off, then immediately passed out from nerves and woke up to a crowd staring at me in Dunkin’ Donuts. I accidentally speedballed myself at work. I spent an hour taking and editing photos in my building’s laundry room with “Do Not Disturb” on. My family panicked when I didn’t answer, called 999 for a wellness check, and tracked my movements, which were just me trying to get good angles. I told them that if something actually happens to me and they need to show police photos of me, to actually send ones where I don’t look hideous. I made a joke at what I thought was a pair of joggers. It turned out one of the joggers was a thief and the other was a victim being actively mugged. My whole office brute forced chunky crap water to spray all over the inside of our building's janitor closet over the course of 2 days. TIFU by remembering to pack everything for a business trip but then forgetting my entire suitcase. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r amithejerk? where AITA for refusing to babysit my girlfriend’s friend’s kid because “I’m home anyway”? AITA for agreeing to help a woman beggar at the grocery store and then bailing on her? AITA for reporting my friend to the university after he cheated using my notes? AITA for not complimenting my Friend's Weight Loss? AITA for telling my sister that my dad isn’t her dad? AITA for refusing to give money to my brother to save his daughter ? AITA for Canceling Easter? AITA because I put a pan in the sink after my husband uses it? AITA for calling my sister moronic for considering giving up her college offer to stay with her bf? WIBTA for telling my housemate to stop ordering door dash? AITA for quickly shutting down my sister after trying to change tradition? AITA for telling my gfs mother she’s horrible. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r amithejerk? where AITA for dodging my family’s calls after they hijacked my daughter’s birthday plans AITA for asking my stepmom to give me back my birth certificate? AITA for telling my girlfriend I was born in a car? AITA for laughing at my stepson and ruining his wedding? AITA for taking back a toy from another kid at a birthday party? AITA for asking my girlfriend to stop putting castor oil and hair products in her hair right before bed? AITA for expressing my disgust at a dish from my girlfriend's culture? WIBTA for cancelling a hotel booking I made with people I no longer speak to anymore? AITA I keep dodging my friend because she says my dads death was preventable Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r prorevenge where A flat tire and a lessoned learned Ignore me for being a woman? Enjoy your sales being cut! You tourists stay off the lawn! Match my speed? Ok Fine! You think I'm dumb? Then don't teach things you don't know... Help at the dock. oh, there's snow on your car. you poor thing.............. don't mess with IT folks Racist Neighbors Hidden garbage can Wage theft revenge Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r prorevenge where Catch me if you can Two of the same "painting" Keep telemarking me, I'll call you direct Mr. Chipmunk's Revenge A special gift for a neighbor who insulted me and my dog. Just doing my part to help out the collection agencies. I keep telling you I’m not the person you’re looking for and you still keep calling? Alright 😈 I wasted the time of a guy who couldn’t be bothered to signal in traffic. Sit in my seat and refuse to move? Enjoy being uncomfortable! Petty with the breaker box. Rude neighbors. My extremely tiny and petty Legally Blonde moment Racist rider in my Uber Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

maliciouscompliance where Stripped of Manager Position ... OK I Can Do That We have to take apart the old displays? Okay:) I’m not allowed to break the rules? Ok then… Don't want to pay 4 guys to not work for 6 hours? OK, you can pay 30 guys to not work for 6 hours. Boss took credit for my work, malicious compliance occurred He said he wanted space, so I gave him a lot of it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r TOMC where He begged me to stay… then filed for divorce right after getting his Green Card. I told my stepdaughter I love her and think of her as my daughter My husband humiliated me on a double date and made a comment about my weight I laughed in my dad's face after my mom turned down his marriage proposal growing up as an Ipad kid seriously freaked me up Broke up with my girlfriend over tattoos. She no longer "agrees" with our breakup. Nuts. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r TOMC where I prayed to God last night to remove anyone not meant to be in my life - The next day my husband revealed that he had an affair I threw a large spider at small children and I feel awful. Going from 35k to 105k annually. I grew up poor and am already worried about screwing this up My mom hasn’t seen my daughter in over a year. I live in fear that my boyfriend will propose. Found out I’m a freak of nature and craping every 2-3 weeks is in fact NOT normal :( My wife called me “lazy” for coming home and sitting down for 10 minutes after work. Here’s what my day actually looked like. My fiancé got upset at me when I set a boundary about religion [Confession][Family Secrets] I Took a DNA Test for Fun and Found Out My Dad Isn’t My Dad – Now My Family’s Imploding Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

maliciouscompliance where Nursing Time Theft Shenanigans Dyslexia wins! Won’t let me give you a warning? *Stinks* to be you You don't get the grade as you don't manage projects Aldi quarter Fiasco Go to your ... Employers - careful what you ask for! Wife wants verbal confirmation that I’m listening… you got it dear! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r amithejerk? where AITA for not standing up when my girlfriend’s mom walked in? AITA - told mom she can bill me using the tuition money she stole from me AITA for not bringing anything to my friend’s potluck after she told me not to? AITA for telling my mother one reason I didn’t have kids was her? AITA for not telling my friend that the “volunteer gig” he flaked on was actually paid? AITA if my boyfriend made a meal and asked me how it was and I said "fine" AITA for telling my mom I’ll never forgive her if she freaks up my adoption AITA for demanding money back after a friend threw away most of my kitchen utensils? AITA for yelling at a 19 year old and asking for him to be fired? AITA for listening to music in the car my husband doesn't like after a concert? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r amithejerk? where AITAH for asking parents to keep their kid out of an adults only pool AITA for cancelling on my friend after she wouldn’t pay for our lunch? AITAH for kicking my houseguests out 11 hours before their flight is scheduled to leave? AITA for not letting my coworker stay at my place even though I “have the space” AITA for yelling at my aunt after she kept pressuring me to marry her son AITA - ex-husband wants a vacation before my travel that will limit my parenting time AITA for telling my flatmate her boyfriend can’t basically live with us rent-free? AITA for assuming a couple we met on holiday were swingers and abruptly cutting our conversation short and leaving? AITAH for backing out of a 'party/get together ' after finding out my 'friends' are planning on buying a lot of the food I cannot eat? AITA for telling my 17 year old she needs to go to her volunteer job and not “no call-no show” for a third time AITA for supporting kicking out our temporary roommate because of what her parents did? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r TIFU TIFU by going to the toilet Butters Stotch style TIFU Waited too long to do taxes. TIFU and accidentally gave my girlfriend a black eye while sleeping. TIFU by misidentifying my date TIFU by getting my mom addicted to Pokémon cards TIFU by not exiting the elevator at work. TIFU by being the worlds most awkward customer. TIFU by stealing my neighbours cat TIFU by not double checking my email TIFU by choking on a cinnamon stick while trying to impress a girl TIFU by telling my coworker love ya! TIFU by flirting with my friend and meeting her long-term boyfriend at the worst possible moment Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r TIFU TIFU by accidentally trauma-bonding with my boss’s dog and now he follows me home TIFU. Accidentally went to a networking event for black people… I am white… TIFU by trying to clear ice and accidentally ending up on my neighborhood Facebook group TIFU By Renaming someone’s dog TIFU for not drinking enough water for years TIFU I left my door unlocked for 15mins… TIFU by not wearing sunscreen and getting a rare nerve reaction called “heck’s itch” and having the worst 30 hours of my life. TIFU by not reading the instructions to my iced coffee TIFU by getting my own insurance TIFU by telling a pregnant woman she should drink ginger tea Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r prorevenge where just spam called my year long spam caller Refuse to order meds for my patient? Let me get the wife to yell at you. My Jr high bully ended up massaging my butt Ok Dan, you want to give my number out to strangers? Site Manager calling me nonstop all day every day My neighbor takes up all the parking spaces on the street so I made friends with the birds Local Contractor cannot respect his community. His local community happily returns that disrespect. Want to pass me? Fine, I'll let you pass New management FA by not caring about any prior performace and FO after bringing in the new guy as a replacement. Revenge served cold Steal my commission? Fine enjoy doing my work while I work as a "consultant" Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

maliciouscompliance where You like attention do you? Here, let me get you some. Adorable Compliance - "Don't take your head off that pillow!" My Son's Work-around . . . OK Boss, we can try it their way. I will work on THAT Saturday YOU put me on the roster. Working too much, and get the shaft cuzza it Deli Stareoff Will do! A dish pig’s tale RTO or PL Oon Tuesdays, ok "Don't you dare put that in your mouth!" Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

He hurt me for years. His chair got what was coming. Karo Syrup and a cold shower??? Probably not a good mix Want your assets back, here you go. The middle finger of universal balance Hope you like bagpipe music! Rude and Don’t Tip? Pay Extra For Bags Text me again, I'll sue for harassment Honey, how do you want me to fold your laundry? How to improve your French and ruin a dishwasher My Dog was the KING of Petty Revenge Enjoy being eight cents poorer Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r TOMC where Yesterday was my birthday, I bought myself a birthday cake and my mom and stepdad ate all of it with their friends who had come over to hangout with them the night before my birthday while I was in my bedroom. They didn't even leave me one slice. Ex left me for another guy, got pregnant, and now wants me back. Bride doesn’t like me and they want me to coordinate the wedding, decorate, and host a bridal shower A blanket saved my marriage I faked being sick for my whole childhood. My brother put me on his life insurance and not his wife My wife left me because she is schizophrenic and thought the government was after her. Being a gamer in your 40's is really, well... Lonely. I Took The Most Valuable Pieces of Jewelry from My Grandmother's Collection I finally hit $100k+ salary and I'm miserable Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r TOMC where Since no one in my life seemed to care that I graduated college, I’ll tell a bunch of strangers online I switched phones with my girlfriend for 24 hours. She lasted 3 hours before begging to switch back. My fiancé made a split-second decision that has cost me a year of my life, and I’m furious My mother-in-law stole my spot in my family vacation and I'm secretly pretty happy about it. my husband told me something about our friend's relationship and now i don't know what to do lied about loving hiking now im shredded My wife who's been gaining weight called the movie Wall-E "fatphobic" My Husband and I Lost our Business. Being homeless has shown me people are evil. Update: My cousin's mad I don't want to date her cheater friend. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

maliciouscompliance where These are the new metrics? Ok! Everyone is fired! My manager told me I needed to offer to help everyone carry their groceries to the car. Sounds good! Husband told Adult Daughter to wash her dishes or else... Teenager grounded from driving gets even Turn in All Receipts I followed the list Employees should listen to your friend instead of the boss? Okay! Black pants MacDonald Following new travel cost of my company Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r amithejerk? where AITA for canceling my mom’s surprise farewell dinner because she called me messy? AITA-My husband woke me up in the middle of the night for a dream AITA for “spoiling” a family trip bc im unwilling to sleep on a blow up mattress for 2 weeks AITA for telling my friend I won’t set him up with anyone because he’s emotionally immature? AITA for removing access to certain things for my roommate that refuses to pay rent? AITA for not buying my stepdaughter a new car after she's repeatedly gotten into accidents? AITA for yelling at my mom for eating peanut butter in her own house? AITA for telling my SIL that I don’t want to share a baby name. AITA for removing all phone tracking from my parents who keep using it to see my location for non emergencies? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r TIFU TIFU by accidentally ruining my LDR girlfriend's big surprise visit TIFU by joining the Mormon church TIFU by throwing away a child's teddy bear and having to dumpster dive TIFU by telling a stupid joke TIFU by literally forgetting my dang exam TIFU by giving my husband a playful pat TIFU by overdosing on herbal tea 🍵🍵 TI FU by accidentally violating an NDA during a consultation and now my company might get sued TIFU by peeing myself at work TIFU by running a bath TIFU by driving through a tornado to see my girlfriend Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r TIFU TIFU by returning bras at the Post Office TI Freaked UP by believing a work prank on April 1st and embarrassing myself in front of everyone. TIFU by telling my professor I was “gravely ill” when I just had a cold TIFU by letting my son give me Poison Ivy as a gift TIFU by giving a girl tokens at Chuck E Cheese TIFU by breaking my leg and tearily confessed to smoking in front of my mother. TIFU by letting a homeless man crash at my place TIFU by making a 5 big booms joke on a first date. TIFU by realizing almost a year later that my internship contract has a bunch of typos TIFU by letting my daughter watch iPad on an 8 hour long car journey. TIFU by having head surgery and waking up mid-dart tournament in my mind Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r amithejerk? where AITA for telling our moms they can’t join our vacation? AITA for telling my dad's wife I'm sorry but she's not my mom? AITA for keeping a relationship with my brothers ex wife when they have two kids together? AITA for no longer wanting to give a HOUSE to my sister? My portion of inheritance AITA for not giving my friend one of the freebies from my skincare order ? AITA for calling my ex-wife's new boyfriend names in front of my kids? AITA for not letting my roommates boyfriend use my car, even though it made him miss a job interview? AITA for locking my room door so kids won’t get inside and ruin my stuff? AITA for making cinnamon bread for my sisters-in-law when my MIL is allergic to cinnamon WIBTA for excluding a family with a badly-behaved, autistic child from the neighborhood pool party? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r amithejerk? where AITA if I’m annoyed that a few friends want to go spend $200/each on dinner to celebrate their bdays and wants everyone to chip in after they decided on a private room at a high end steak house? AITA for not covering my friend's meal when she ordered more? AITA for telling my brother in law to stop picking on my kids or he’s not coming on vacation? AITA for snapping at my mother when she asked when I would "finally" kick out my daughter? AITA for telling my wife she can’t cook? AITA for offering my clothes to a coworker after losing weight? AITA for deciding not to invite my husband’s family to my kid’s birthday party after they called her a mistake? AITA for refusing to take care of my husband's medical equipment AITA for not paying my friend back for something I never asked for? AITA for not opening a chest to ease my roommates fears Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r amithejerk? where AITA for asking a friend if SHE understands wedding courtesy, or else she can't bring her 4 year old son (who is on the spectrm) . AITA for leaving my boyfriends bday party after what he said to me AITA: In-Laws are upset with the name we want to use for our son. AITA for not taking neighbour's parcel? AITA for not watching my nieces? AITA for not willing to split the cost of a group gift when I wasn’t included in the card AITA for chasing someone down to stop letting their dog use my yard as a bathroom? AITA for backing out of my cousins wedding as a photographer and a guest. AITA for not making the dinner that my husband requested? AITA for making a comment about my friend not having a job after she expected us to bye her food. WIBTA if I turned off the WiFi until I can't smell or hear mice anymore? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r TOMC where No, Kora, You could not have had my condo. My partner never plays with our toddler and it’s making me lose feelings My brother’s gf isn’t going to like her ring I came to Spain during the war with nothing. Two years later, I finally feel like I'm allowed to live again. I read my husbands text messages She left with our baby. I sat in an empty room, staring at the AC... I love my wife so much! I found out the person who cheated on me finally got their karma Today I found out my sister has stage 4 cancer. My girlfriend admitted to cheating multiple times on her ex. I feel so conflicted. He left me with 6 kids and 2 dogs—and asked if I needed anything Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r TOMC where I Might Not Be Alive Soon I’ve been hiding a huge secret from everyone in my life for the past 3 years. After getting laid off, I took my next role just to get revenge. I lost my sister and nephews because I stood up to her husband. I still think I did the right thing, but it still hurts. i love my sister I was an artist and my job was taken by AI, today my mother asked me to generate an image for her I just dropped Chipotle on my partner’s head after he had a long day at work my boyfriend called me practice during a fight and now i can’t even look at him My ex husband is a moron Bf refused to do Pilates with me, but did HOT Pilates with his friend and his gf? 4 years of medical school feels like I fell for a pyramid scheme Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

maliciouscompliance where Don’t annoy me and ask for a five star rating Just act normal around my friends.” Alright Bucking a software trend in 1980 Go To Bed? Okay. Want your contract upheld? Okay. Bottled water Bananas Cold as ice. Employees are not allowed to leave the break room on their break... Whatever. Mom: Hurry up and drive me to work! Me: *drives like Baby Driver* You autorized it. You take the fall. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r prorevenge where How I finally got my cheating ex-boyfriend to stop drunk dialing me Won't let me go home sick? I'll see you in 30 days when I pick up my cancer meds Tell me you won't renew my contract on my birthday? I'll 'hack' your soda machine. Cause an accident because you’re too special to wait in line? That’s cool, I’ll be a witness for the other driver’s insurance. My event manager harasses all her teammates, I humiliated her when she was on stage I gift wrapped my soon to be ex-sister-in-law's vagisil as a valuable My fourth grade teacher called me “the devil” so I proved her right Bullied for my oily, greasy hair in high school. Now sent my bully (an adult) the same oil kit for his receding hairline with a note - "better oily than bald". Throw your purse on my feet so you can have more for your oversized carry-on? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

maliciouscompliance where On the receiving end by private individual Malicious compliance in response to weaponized incompetence Do It Your Way? Okay. Fiscal responsibility - all right then Public Sector Employee With Questionable Bosses Want updates for every single thing? Ok. No Problem! “we just followed the rules» Not allowed in the kitchen? Ok. I will work on THAT Saturday YOU put me on the roster. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Good luck finding it. Tax refund revenge I hope the flowers cheer you up! Snowmageddon Revenge Talk down to me and disrespect me in public 😤 Neighbor poisoned my cats, It got personal Snoop to find salaries? I'll post them for everyone. Drunken Dad Was Not Ready For My Response you wanna gatekeep the grill? i’ll smoke you with a smirk Someone kept hitting their car door into my car while I was in it, so I returned the favor. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r amithejerk? where AITA for feeding my daughters soft ball team “junk” at our sleepover AITAH for refusing to drive if my wife is in the car? AITA for cutting off all personal communication with my ex and only allowing co-parenting contact through a court app? AITAH for telling my wife her homophobic family can’t stay with us AITA for yelling at a mom and her kid to get out of my home? AITA? Daughter broke down because we said no to the college she wanted WIBTA if I refused to give up a water fountain the previous homeowners abandoned 4 years ago? AITA for sending my kids to their dad instead of implement his decisions myself? AITA for telling my kids mom that her husband can’t have my kids while she’s deployed? AITA for being frustrated that my roommate last minute said "uhm I don't want anyone to drink to night" and then angrily went to his room? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r TIFU TIFU by making my girlfriend think I was cheating on her (when I was actually planning a surprise) TIFU by joking about decompression chambers for 10+ years TIFU by giving my friends “twice-baked brownies” TIFU by sending the worst possible accidental text to my boss TIFU by getting Bali belly (which could’ve been avoided if we weren’t so stupid) TIFU by thinking I was dead after getting my shot and causing a McDonald's worker to think I was insane TIFU by finding out I’m not truly a girls girl TIFU by accidentally congratulating an NBA player on the loss of their child. TIFU by forgetting my dentist appointment... and somehow making it worse. TIFU by Withholding My Entire Paycheck in Federal Taxes TIFU by falling for a scam TIFU by laughing at my date for being a mime and having a dad who lives in Iraq TIFU I Bought a $300 Showerhead for the Trash Can TIFU by trying to hold my breath underwater like a pro and passing out in the bath while my kid watched TIFU by using dishwashing liquid for washing vegetables. It's dangerous. TIFU by ignoring a crackling headphone and blessing the bus with my taste in music. TIFU by giving my (21M) 8 year older sister a haircut while my parent's went on vacation Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r TIFU TIFU by making my girlfriend think I was cheating on her (when I was actually planning a surprise) TIFU by joking about decompression chambers for 10+ years TIFU by giving my friends “twice-baked brownies” TIFU by sending the worst possible accidental text to my boss TIFU by getting Bali belly (which could’ve been avoided if we weren’t so stupid) TIFU by thinking I was dead after getting my shot and causing a McDonald's worker to think I was insane TIFU by finding out I’m not truly a girls girl TIFU by accidentally congratulating an NBA player on the loss of their child. TIFU by forgetting my dentist appointment... and somehow making it worse. TIFU by Withholding My Entire Paycheck in Federal Taxes TIFU by falling for a scam TIFU by laughing at my date for being a mime and having a dad who lives in Iraq TIFU I Bought a $300 Showerhead for the Trash Can TIFU by trying to hold my breath underwater like a pro and passing out in the bath while my kid watched TIFU by using dishwashing liquid for washing vegetables. It's dangerous. TIFU by ignoring a crackling headphone and blessing the bus with my taste in music. TIFU by giving my (21M) 8 year older sister a haircut while my parent's went on vacation Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

AITA for refusing and ungrateful to take a 1,000+ gift from my partner cause I’ll like cooking AITA for refusing to give up my bedroom for my niece and nephew? AITA for not opening the door to unannounced family visitors? AITA for refusing to move beds in a hostel in the middle of the night? AITA for telling off my Class President & refusing to cooperate because she enlisted me into a school event without my consent? AITA for telling a coworker about another coworker’s dietary restriction? AITA for not consulting my sister-in-law to schedule my wedding in 15 months? AITA for asking my neighbor to pay for damages his trampoline caused? AITA? I splurged and bought me something after my wife told me no. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.