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Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where ale Karen yells at me for being in “his spot”, I upgrade my parking pass and leave my car in “his spot”. My dad died and you’re mad at me for a cookie plate Petty Parking Got a dude a rap sheet and possibly fired for spitting in my face - while I recorded him woman is rude to me and ignores my directions, I don't give her her food Cut my hours and lie to me? Enjoy a visit from the health inspector! Takes a Licking I WILL BE THERE FOR HER. Bailing last minute in order to ruin someone's day Black pepper is a great tool. Can’t be nice? Enjoy being blinded at work! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime HOW AN AVOCADO TREE DESTROYED A MANS LIFE!!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime maliciouscompliance where Dumb Boss = Broken Glass You only pay mileage for the shortest possible trip? Ok, then you have to pay my tolls. 2nd in command on the ship reprimands crew for not throwing over life rings during a man overboard drill. Next time through the drill, all but one life ring is thrown over the side, delaying the ship's patrol schedule by hours as it had to go around and retrieve all of them on the open ocean. "You wanted to watch it on pay-per-view, if we're paying for it, you need to keep watching" Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r entitledparents where EM beats autistic toddler to the swings for lunch. EM makes a scene in the hospital. Swimming pools seem to attract entitled parents ep thinks i broke her kids nose. My racist step-mother thinks she's '100% English' EM doesn't believe theater techs exist my Entitled Mother ruins nieces 1st birthday Entitled mother refuses to pay damages after her son breaks a toilet seat at school. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? where AITA for telling my wife that she doesn't need to be with her sick friend at the hospital? AITA For Calling my wife an a******? AITA for taking the diamond out of an heirloom ring for my gf's engagement ring? AITA for saying that the reason why I don’t want to visit my mom is because it hurts to see her happy with her new family? AITA for locking away my menstrual products so nobody else can access them? AITA for asking my husband’s friend to tell his wife to stop trying to visit my husband when she thinks I’m not there? AITA for telling my brother not to accept rent money from my parents, while they're currently paying my rent? AITA for telling my sister her Disney obsession is embarrassing and she needs to grow up? AITA for getting angry at my(m29) girl friend (f28) for hiding that she speaks Spanish? AITA for telling my wife she ruined Father's Day for me? AITA for getting my son a peanut birthday cake even though my nephew is allergic? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime maliciouscompliance where I have to pay for that $0.10 personal call charge? Done. Stop resetting my password!!! Customer won't pay, management won't help “Get corporate involved” over something minor? If you insist. Enjoy that negative rating… Dock our mileage for driving to meetings from home? We'll see you at the office. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where Roommate nightmare? Alright, two can tango... You try to look down on me and I go even lower Think I’m too poor to buy my own macarons? Think again Don't mess with an engineer No drinks , no tip. My boss tought she could insult everyone, so I made her pay everyone for going on vacations. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r nuclearrevenge where I Brought the School Bully to his Knees. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime maliciouscompliance where POOF! We're just as responsive as "those other companies" What? You wanted a receipt. My First Malicious Compliance: The Bathroom Break Bandit Training Hours, Air Force management wanted pointless rules followed in the name of safety until I worked four hours extra to get the same work done. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r entitledparents where entitled mom gets upset at store clerk Entitled Mom tried to force me to give her son a job Father calls me abusive for getting medical treatment Entitled parents Man got mad because he thought he lost $300, didn't listen to our explanation, and threatened to kill three young girls over it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? where AITA for leaving my boyfriend I’ve been financially supporting after a big argument? AITA for not babysitting my niece? AITA for ruining a happy family moment by correcting a lie? AITA for pointing out an acquaintance's grandfather was not a "war hero"? AITA for telling my mom to f*** off and leaving? AITA for making my vacation group sign a paper saying they can't back out last minute, since it impacts everyone else financially? AITA for telling my sister in law that I don't see why i should pay rent. AITA For telling my coworker her pregnancy isn't that big a deal? AITA for micromanaging & making our nanny quit AITA for not saving my girlfriend's son when he was pinned under a bench press? AITA for leaving my pregnant wife solo at home with 2 dogs, while I go to an engagement party in Croatia with my parents and brother? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime maliciouscompliance Dad teased me about losing a tool that he lost, and I've replaced it as of today, 52 times. Dad was overworking himself to the point of fainting for a company as a mechanic. He was getting paid s*** for it too. Company dangled a s****y raise in front of him and took it away for someone else’s mistake. They told him “he can just leave” if he doesn’t like it during the height of lockdown, thinking he would back down. He simply said “okay” and left, never looked back. Got hired that day by previous manager who had been asking him to come to his company. Much better environment, grew within the company, and makes double what he used to compared to the company he was with for seven years. Wanted to post this to commemorate my dad because it’s Father’s Day and I love him. Manager asks for sandwich with jelly on top, so I make it physically on top of the sandwich and he can’t stop laughing oh, is that what I said? As You Wish Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where I was the single friend in highschool, now I’m in the longest relationship out of my past friend group I guess I'm a salty b**** Screwing over the evil stepmother Don't honor my $50 gift card? Enjoy $120 worth of your own food. My roommate never gets her laundry… If you rip people off, you probably shouldn’t be so nonchalant about it. ompany does not pay me a bonus because it was not agreed in writing. I abruptly abandon them mid-project because my future employment with them also was not in writing. I continue to ghost them for weeks/months/years after this personal d-day and move on in life just to spite them...and it plays a central role in causing the entire business to crumble a decade later. my paternal grandmother was deathly afraid of cats, and my cousin used that against her. Satisfying Petty Roommate Revenge Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime maliciouscompliance You REALLY want to see the last pictures I took? investor wants to buy my house way over market value? sure no problem! Salesperson f***s up regularly but does not want you to ask for clarification. Next time no asking just following wrong orders. Results in big anger that backfires to salesperson who tried to cover it up. Don't want me in the kitchen? I won't be You want ALL the fitting rooms open? No problem! Don't send you any small contracts? Got it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r entitledparents where Parents accused me of ruining Christmas every year, now wonder why I hate Christmas girlfriends dad demand I kick out refugees so I won't cheat with them. Entitled Mom cuts off my education for an absurd reason. Homophobic entitled mom tries stealing my water bottle ED demands I hold a kitten aside for him Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? where AITA for “weaponizing my femininity” by crying since the teacher wouldn’t stop another student harassing me ? AITA for turning my wife's joke about my ED back on her? AITA for not telling my wife my kids didn't want her to adopt them AITA for telling our mutual friends the real reason I adopted a cat? AITA for not wanting to name my daughter after my husband’s deceased wife and daughter? AITA for calling my sister selfish for having our parents pay for college when she has a full ride to another school? AITA for saying my wife bought herself a father's day gift AITA for not letting guests who arrived a day early stay in the vacation home we were using? AITA for refusing to continue to work with a customer and her Down syndrome son? AITA for bullying my cousin? AITA for refusing to go home when my husband told me to? AITA for telling my daughter her secret desserts with her stepdad weren't secret Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime maliciouscompliance Served My parents tried to force me to get a job in high school. Smoke breaks are only for smokers? Deal. Full face of makeup necessary ? Got it !! manager told me I was fired as a joke so I quit. That's not how the world works! Truck driving on Salary Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime maliciouscompliance where y dad makes up words for things, so I get exactly what he tells me to "Speed up the production line? You're sure? Okay" "the car sales business is hard, just give in and leave" you want me to lie…. To prevent the guy who fell off his bike…. Due to ice…. To get his claim….NO! Winter Driving Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r nuclearrevenge Our revenger got her stalker police officer imprisoned and got rid of her bullying neighbor at the same time. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? where AITA for lashing out at my brother and SIL for dropping their kids off at my place even after telling them not to? AITA for showing my missing eye to the new teacher after he told me my bangs are disrespectful? AITA for refusing to house my wife's daughter after she refused to house mine? AITA for refusing to sing at my sister’s wedding unless she paid me? AITA for telling my wife she should’ve written it (my kid doing summer band) on the calendar? AITA for cashing a check that was supposed to bounce? AITA For picking my mom to be in the delivery room while I give birth and not my husband AITA for telling my friend that she is essentially a sex worker? AITA For telling my husband I'm not ready for his family to meet our new son AITA for thinking the ring my bf got me was an engagement ring AITA for saying kids won't be allowed at our new house? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r nuclearrevenge where My Cheating Boss Got a Taste of His Own Medicine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime maliciouscompliance where You ordered it for 15 minutes from now. That means 15 minutes. You want to escalate to tier 3 support? Okay, there's a process for that, let's do it. Complain about my covered driver facing camera? Fine, I'll uncover it. Complain about my covered driver facing camera? Fine, I'll uncover it. Want me to work for my 'interview'? Will do! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r entitledparents where After years of hardship, my father destroyed my family after he confessed his love to my COUSIN Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? where AITA for telling my husband he should be ashamed of himself and he would be incredibly lucky if his oldest daughter ever speaks to him again? AITA for flipping out on my roommate when she tried to ban drinking and alcohol from our apartment? AITA for not inviting my step sister to my engagement party? AITA for spending money on my friend's and my co-business than my sister's IVF funds? AITA for refusing to allow my SIL and her kid to go to my vacation house with us for the week? AITA for bringing an emotional support dog to an Airbnb and "ruining the trip"? AITA for wearing a white dress to my friend’s wedding? AITA for making my stepson clean the whole house instead of going to a birthday party? AITA for yelling at my mom's husband in public? AITA for telling my classmate to cover up their legs? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime maliciouscompliance where Boss did not like the look of the "bulk Mailing" stamp, told me to remove it. Cost the company over $220K. My small company is becoming a corporate h***-scape Malicious software code review Insurance companies absolutely make no sense.You won't fix the system issue since it only affects 1 site? Okay :) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge whereex abused me and I exposed his illegal doings to the police. He will lose his restaurant for illegal alcohol sales and drug sales. I made my homophobic in-laws look at a pride flag all day. My Great-grandmother Had Enough! Neighbor cut down my bush and is letting his dog use my yard as a bathroom Grandma Strikes Back Steal my work, I’ll steal your grades. lazy coworker who never cleans up told me he left me a mess, I called put that day and my boss's boss had to clean it up. I went from school teacher to chairman of the board of a big company for the sake of revenge. coworker got CEO car impounded. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime maliciouscompliance where Weekend Warriors My colleague is too wordy? Challenge accepted A Fiasco With Pancakes Sure, I'll take your pennies. The city wanted me to take better care of my gardens, so I had them approved by the local nature conservation association My boss said sue me so I did Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r entitledparents where "You are who I tell you to be." said by my Mom "You don't need this cat!You have four!" my mom traumatized me to the point that I can't even remember my childhood but she's trying to make up for it by bringing me to Disneyland instead of bringing me to the dentist EM tries to run off with my dog. Entitled Mother wants to demand use of my laundryroom.... and my husband. (long) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime maliciouscompliance where You want heavy oregano, you got it then! Be careful what you ask for Free overnight shipping? Okie Dokie. Another Per-Diem Tale... No domestic business travel! Ranch Sauce! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where Inconsiderate employees park over their lines (slightly double park) and I park in my lines next to them as close to their driver door as I can. I quit My comeback for the boss who fired me to save their skin (SIDE QUEST) Got my roommates to stop having sex during quarantine Neighbors kept parking in our lot. I froze them out. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? where AITA for giving my nephews money for a field trip? AITA for telling my stepsister that no one cares that she is tried and to help with dinner? AITA for calling out my bf’s daughter for lying? AITA for not sharing my WiFi pw with my mom and younger brother AITA for not allowing my friend to stay with me after they were kicked out of their house? WIBTA for telling my bil and his wife that we won't be doing anymore kidsitting during the summer. AITA for Demanding that my gf pay for her selves when I cook? AITA for “tearing the family apart” over a few “harmless comments?” AITA for copying my coworker's outfit? AITA for skipping my only sister’s wedding? AITA for not consulting my bf before accepting male clients AITA for getting upset and yelling at my boyfriend for telling his mom about my issues? WIBTA if I decline a child's party at my home? ITA for making my husband cook, and watch our son? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r entitledparents where An Entitled Father Tried to Get Me Kicked Out of the Store For Having Big Breasts Karen mum wants to sue pt 2 My parents enabled my little brother's minibike mayhem. With MY minibike! karen broke my cubes for " teaching me a lesson " My parents enabled my little brother's minibike mayhem. With MY minibike! How do I tell my parents they still owe me $10,000? Two "Parents" left their infant toddler to go on amusement ride Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime I Sent My Own Mom to Prison Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime maliciouscompliance where Landlord insists on charging me a $100 late fee? Okay, I’ll hold my rent payment as long as possible then. v You want me to search for non-existent products ? Got it ! You don't want me to guess? ..ok you asked for it You think this is slow? Hmm I'll show you slow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? where AITA for telling mom she will no longer see wife or baby AITA for telling my roommate his autism isn’t my problem? AITA for yelling at my brother after he insulted my wife AITA for telling my friend that he is a creep and women have every right to not like him? AITA for telling my SAHM wife to get a job? AITA for not defending my bio mom AITA for not helping my ex wife? AITA for refusing to give my little cousin my stuffed animal? AITA for telling my brother he would need to come to my wedding alone if he wants an invitation? AITAH for telling my stepdaughter she can be whatever she wants on Halloween? AITA for telling my husband to quit calling me while I’m at work? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime maliciouscompliance where Cutting Travel Costs The Wrong Way CEO of old company cheaped out on client solutions and employee compensation, tells me to forget everything when I leave. Over 10 years later, tells me to help him with the same clients, but I forgot everything since then... Sick leave documantation **The Toilet Seat I crossed my eyes on purpose in all my dad’s wedding photos ** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r entitledparents where Am I overreacting? My mother demands a 15k compensation for all of the money she spent on my education Not sure if this goes here. Is it not common practice to introduce and acknowledge your kids friends, that are over, to others that enter the home? My aunt tried to announce her daughter's pregnancy at my baby shower for my rainbow baby! Another entitled mother wants me to take out a mortgage for her Entitled father forced me to stop grieving over my deceased cat so I can clean for him Entitled family wants me to be their photographer EM tries to kick me out of public park Update With Homelife With My C*** of My Aunt "Dad's girlfriends" and "moms boyfriends" who date/marry single parents and then proceed to cut the children away because "their plans for future did not include them" - f*** off Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? where AITA for changing all the locks in my house without letting my mom know? AITA for not letting my neighbors access our pool? AITA for screaming at my sister at my engagement party AITA for laughing at what my son said, and not saying something to him? AITA for refusing to give my son's dad a copy of my new home? AITA for laughing when my ex's wife complained to me? AITA? I reported my car missing after my husband took it to attend his brother's wedding. AITA for telling my half sister I don't think she's gonna make it through med school, after she said my doctorate means nothing? AITA for keeping a "secret" storage unit AITA for reminding my uncle that my sister is an engineer?? AITA for walking out of a wedding I was supposed to host Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime My Brother Slept with my Fiancee So I RUINED His Life! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where Vengeance on my local porch pirate. my neighbor cursed me for using my own yard. well I'm going to use it even more. In-laws constantly berate my baking skills in favor of SIL so I copied her cakepop design and tricked them into eating it. You'll read the book to make sure we did, too? I just so happen to remember you said you'd never read Moby Dick... The little things I left over 600 voicemails for a debt collector last night. Try to prevent my house from selling? Enjoy the dicks. Don't pull over for an emergency vehicle? Fine, I will waste your time while you stand in line at the Post Office behind me.Petty revenge at laundromat This is what happens when you try to sell other people's stuff Bully bursts into tears when coworker calls his bluff (Now) Ex husband thought he could control me, so I did this... Stop f***ing calling [phone number] or you'll receive 5 faxes each call. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r nuclearrevenge where My ex-husband embarrassed me, so I made him pay for my wedding Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r entitledparents where My father is upset I won’t buy him a house He ruins everything Pick: Your Family, or Your Boyfriend My mother’s horrifyingly embarrassing behavior in Paris Kids need a place to park. Teachers, not so much Kids need a place to park. Teachers, not so much when she had my child taken Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? where AITA for putting a lock on my sons bedroom door? AITA for tricking my in-laws into trying my food? AITA for leaving in the middle of the vacation because my boyfriend's mom tried to sleep in our bed? AITA for leaving my husband at the airport after he tried to make me carry his luggage? AITA for asking for the laptop I gifted my girlfriend after she gave it to her sister? AITA for exposing all my coworkers after they said I was lazy? AITA for not allowing my cousin to announce her pregnancy at my baby shower for my rainbow baby? AITA for not giving my son part of his trust fund early because he refuses to sign a prenup with his fiancee? AITA demanding my husband to pay back the money that he'd been secretly taking as "rent" from my disabeled sister who's living with us? AITA for telling my mom "that sounds like a YOU problem"? AITA for not allowing my SIL and her children into my house when my husband isn't home? AITA for not showing up to my stepsisters high school graduation which meant she had nobody there? AITA for telling my sister that she should have gone to college if she wanted a life like mine? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime maliciouscompliance where Box up ALL of the left over boxes? The Great Groupchat Circus boss: "don't call you cutie? fine, i call you something else" natural occurring colors “And don’t you be splitting that tip with her!” Make it look like the picture!” "Why is there pizza sauce smeared all over the walls?", the bosses wondered to themselves.... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime maliciouscompliance where Monkee song titles Don’t be a jerk if you can’t spell. Throw it in the bin right now! You won’t let me on the plane with my bag, sure! Customer wanted to be pedantic about portion control. You want to make things fair? I'll show you fair. 20 spoons of sugar. Nope, the boss isn't here. Mini-malicious compliance in the Box Office You want to review every email? Challenge Accepted Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime My mother destroyed my childhood, made me fail out of college, and laughed when I was homeless. I destroyed her entire f***ing life. (Final Final Update) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime maliciouscompliance where “Give a biography on this person who, by the way, doesn’t exist.” OK, then, we will do it your wayYou really think we're lying? Well maybe we are..Sure, I’ll turn my webcam on You believe residents should get priority over street parking!? Okay no problem!!!!! Put the dirt in my truck!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r entitledparents where entitled parents mistreating their kid (I think?..) entitled dad annoying I wasn't exstatic to hear from him. Entitled neighbor wanted to take senior pictures with a bunch of people in our backyard without permission and then was completely dismissive when first confronted. My mom yells at me in my own hom Entitled" Mother Has Absolutely No Idea How Money Works officially an orphan Was I a slave? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? where AITA for getting ink on a clients shirt? AITA for telling my cousin that my sons aren’t dolls for her to dress upAITA for saying no when my husband asked me to adopt my son?Not the A-hole AITA for telling my mom's husband that this isn't his house and I'll show him the same respect he shows me? AITA for refusing to tell my wife to stop putting notes in my lunch? AITA for refusing to let my BIL spend the night in my room during a family vacation? AITA for making my sister and nephew move out? AITA for still going to my dental appointment after my husband tried to get me to reschedule? AITA for taking my child to her mom's home and leaving her there? AITA for refusing to buy SIL a house? AITA for declining to try my SIL’s homemade cheese? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime maliciouscompliance where Want me to vacuum your hand? Okay! Guy wants 4000 lbs of tile on his truck that can carry around 2000. Signs form absolving us of responsibility. Shocks go blam. Move all the items that have (logo) on them to the new area we just cleared for them Clothes department manager tells me not to leave the clearance section (which is impossible to tidy because it's Boxing Day and she's overstocked it) until I've finished tidying it. I stayed in the clearance section and tidied ONLY the clearance section and did not tidy the rest of the area I was supposed to do. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.