Storytime

Reddit rSlash Storytime r traumatizethemback where Landlord is retaliating so I'm retaliating harder Landlord retaliation update Dad wouldn't stop saying things I didn't wanna hear Woman rudely tells me to get plastic surgery, I tell her… Mother Tries to Spank Teenager and Regrets It I look great because my parents are dead… Wanna bully my weight?? Fine. Let's see what you have to say now. Some guy decided to get into my business and ask where my dad was so I told him Not sick enough to miss a practice exam? No problem! I'm dying! Uncle's wife doesn't like my t-shirt and she faked a breakdown to my response Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where Customer berated me daily for not sending her refrigerator manual fast enough. I fixed that. My buddy did not need a spotter for his bench press attempt Don't believe me that I have severe bowel issues enjoy having it clogged and fleece toilet You want me to complete more tasks? Not a problem, boss. Military oven cleaning in 1971 Who's that? Want me to serve you food? I will serve you food Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r bestofredditorupdates where New update: AITAH for telling my wife that I will lose respect for her if she doesn't apologize? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk where AITAH for eating my entire baked potato? [New Update]: AITAH for buying my girlfriend vanilla shampoo? AITAH for not honoring my wife’s dying wish? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r pettyrevenge where Told boss I didn't have enough time to do everything. She just laughed. My neighbor told me I couldn’t put out my trash, so I put his on vacation hold I got a little girl in trouble on purpose Deliberately outstaying my welcome on the beach🏖️ Maybe You Should’ve Been Nicer When You Laid Me Off Band teacher told us we were failures. We rickrolled him at the winter concert. Before I quit my job back in August, I forgot I did something petty and net nanny'd the workstations Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where If you don’t like the way I eat, I simply won’t Security starts with "S", but begins with "U"! Is that an order? Micromanagement isn’t cheap Elevator Races M/C from a maintenance worker My brother in law told me to stop asking where everything goes in his house and "just use common sense" Clocking in grill tyrant tried to hog the spotlight, so i smoked him out with a sneaky twist My job told us they would pay more if an employee became bilingual. Felly, dysgais Gymraeg. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r bestofredditorupdates where My (43m) friend’s (45m) daughter (18/19f) keeps trying it on with me and I don’t know whether to tell him or keep ignoring it My wife cannot get over the fact that my ex-wife is marrying a millionaire. My (38/F) ex-fiance ghosted me (39/M) before our wedding. It's been 16 years and now she wants to talk it over again. Should we reopen closed wounds? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r bestofredditorupdates where [New Update]: My (22f) birth control was tampered with by my boyfriend (22m). I'm pregnant. I don't know what to do. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk where AITAH for telling my wife that if I waited for her to make memories with our son, we wouldn't have any? AITA for emergency breastfeeding my best friend's baby AITA for refusing to tell my BF how much money I make? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r pettyrevenge where My coworker was being a tool so I nailed his to the floor Cut ex’s internet off for the whole family after she cheated My flatmate kept "borrowing" my food and acting confused when i brought it up. So i started labeling everything with fake expiry dates and let her work it out herself. I set up numerous fake dates for my cheating boyfriend Don't pay your rent? No Star Wars Galaxies for you! Neighbor's Dogs Barking Accidental petty revenge Drew on my dad's sandwiches Shower revenge Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where My girlfriend spent two years telling me I say yes too much and then asked me to dog-sit for a week Help the customer? Absolutely! Boot camp orders Follow dress code, eh? First time following rules My manager told me to write shorter reports. So I did. Tasked with defying the laws of physics You’re only allowed to to listen to one song Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r scams where [USA] fake police officer scam Romance Scam turned into Extortion: Fake pregnancy, fake surgery. I lost over $4,000. [US] Scammer Tried to Steal New Computer on Delivery Day [Aus] Living with a scam - my husband's romance scam, from the inside [US] My girlfriend is caught up in what I believe is a scam involving Kokomo Tours – need help convincing her [US] Update: My girlfriend is still being scammed by “Kokomo Tours” and I’m at my breaking point Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk where AITAH Not giving girlfriend a spare key AITA for telling my parents I'll do what I want when it comes to putting my name on my boyfriends house? AITAH for telling my SIL that her “strictly confidential” information had already been leaked by her own mother, which caused a massive family fight? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where my balloons A Customer Was Upset I Didn't Give Her The Right Amount of Fish; She Was Right. They made me come in I can't sleep in the same room as my boyfriend when I'm at your house? Fine, we wont sleep there! Only do this task in the last 30 minutes of your shift! - OK Karen, I’ll do nothing for the rest of the day... Oh so you do pick up after yourself and I am just exaggerating? let's give every man for himself a try then. You Want Me to Log Every Minute? Sure Thing, Boss! Cheapskate argues over $2.75 iced tea they didn't like on the bill, so I happily switched it out for the $3.00 soda they ordered instead Sure I'll take that survey again and again "Ma'am these knives are high-end..." Every day off must have a medial certificate, no exceptions. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r bestofredditorupdates where My (26/M) girlfriend (24/F) openly does not agree with my mom’s (62/F) choices. Am I unreasonable to break up with her over this? My (25m) wife (26f) has had lice for almost a year. How to handle this? Went for a tire change, found a tracker under my car, placed by my roommate... how do I go about this? My dad died and left £3M to my 2 younger brothers(21 and 23), I got £0... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r offmychest where Right now, I am a happy man crying over his wife opening a can of biscuits My girlfriend found out that I lied about me and my friends playing fantasy football and I know I screwed up bigtime Guy I'm seeing legitimately thinks Santa Claus is real My boyfriend is really into anime. I don't watch cartoons but my boyfriend convinced me to watch some of his favourites. I wish I didn't and now I can't see my boyfriend the same way My husband got jealous over the girl he led-on for years at our wedding Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? WIBTA if I paid my SIL what I think she should get, instead of what she's asking for, for the biscuits she's baking? AITA for speaking to my (over weight) assistant about her business lunch and making her cry? AITA for Losing My Cool and Yelling at My “Influencer” SIL Over Her Constant Filming and Lack of Respect for My Daughters Boundaries? AITA for telling my neighbor it’s not my problem her newborn wakes up to noises coming from my apartment AITA for not playing dumb on a double date? AITA for calling a tow truck on a car parked in my spot AITA for ignoring our friend on our trip to Mexico? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where Sausage, egg and cheese biscuit All you can eat My line manager told me to tell her when the workload assigned to me by her was "too much". So I complied in front or everyone. Deny my expenses? Fine you can pay more than triple! The food is bad Stick to the schedule No Macros? No Problem Boss doesn’t understand Outlook Oh, you want me to be thorough? You got it Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r pettyrevenge where My boyfriend ate all the pulled pork, so I finished his favourite biscuits Ask me about my weight? Let's make it awkward. Epic Revenge Against High School Bully My best friend roasted a guy so bad he left the party we were at. I psychologically tortured a friend at work one night. Roommate keeps drinking my OJ so I teach them a lesson An office rat isn’t sleeping either!!! Dog owner harasses me out of field because of my ‘dangerous dogs’ so I show her a dangerous dog Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r bestofredditorupdates where AITAH for telling my dad "That's not going to happen" when he joked about hitting me? AITAH for getting my white daughter a doll with dark skin? WIBTAH if I left my fiancee destitute? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r traumatizethemback where In case there weren’t already enough reasons NOT to catcall… I just witnessed a massacre... I was too busy running away to rehearse an audition song "No Proof?" Oh, Bless Your Heart, Boss. "but you're family, it can't be that bad....." They're BOTH my daughters Death is very natural Don’t touch pregnant people My doctor visit is not your concern Trivia trauma Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where Sent on a quest for the impossible plint ladder Malicious Compliance in Aerospace (Kinda Long) My BF wanted me to do an IQ test to prove how intellectually superior he was. My fitness app wanted me to be consistent. I was very consistent. Sorry, my shift is over. You want a large pizza with everything? Ok you got it! So, I'm not allowed to use my PTO to cover my sick time (despite what the company handbook says) - but if "the company and I part ways," they'll cash that crap out??? Sick leave needs a note University parking rules; I don’t make them, I just follow them Only buy from educational suppliers? Sounds good. I should quit my primary job? Yeah ok…. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r tifu where TIFU by chasing diagnoses for 35 years—and the answer was in my dinner TIFU in the grocery store with my mom TIFU by accidentally becoming my client’s wife’s boyfriend TIFU by trying to be mysterious on a first date and ending up in a police report Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r bestofredditorupdates where My (30F) husband (32M) impulse bought a dog My[24M] girlfriend [22F] and her sister [20F] are both pregnant with my children. Neither of them know about the other. I want to do the right thing. My bosses and coworkers have a secret group chat where they trash-talk me we took up a collection for a coworker to get to a funeral, but she lied about it and didn’t go Me [30F] with my boyfriend [34M] of two years. Thinking of breaking up due to his nieces and nephews Am I overreacting? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r AmITheJerk where AITA for my reaction to my uncle asking me to give him custody of my little sister? AITAH for leaving my friend and going home after I asked her not to sleep with my boyfriend’s roommate? Am I the AH for not caring that my ex husband is dead? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r bestofredditorupdates where My girlfriend is a "Karen" towards retail workers and wait staff and it's really hurting our relationship. (I'm 28M, she's 28F) You smell like you work, so you must work here. karen: "do you know who i am?" me: "no, tell us." karen: "my husband is..." me: "thats your husband. tell us who you are." Karen at the supermarket ‘Oh you can take your kids to work?’ EM tried to sue me for “drugging her child” Young man if you don't take that I shall become difficult Entitled Karen doesn't get to watch her football I don't work here, and this isn't a bar OG Double Karen Experience Steal a parking spot from a disabled person? Pay up, Karen! Wild Karen Screws her car up! If you don't work here, then tell me where you do work so I can get you fired! Customer very rude and angry that we put American Cheese on our smash burger because we live in Canada 🤦🏼‍♀️ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where Ask us to do you a favour and then complain? We can work to rule. Early 2000's Radio Contest: Whoever sends the most emails wins concert tickets! Accused of stealing/embezzling electricity from employer Caravan park wants us to close a free campsite? Not for me I’m not allowed to take Ubers unless it’s to the main airport? Fine. You want bread? Okay, no one eats dinner then. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r pettyrevenge where The airplane cleaner stole my AirPods. The No Solicitors sign was there for your protection I had enough dealing with someone who wouldn’t come out of the bathroom My ex-boss taught me about responsibility so I returned the favor. You should teach your kids to 1) clean up after themselves 2) treat customer service workers with respect. My ghoster came crawling back, so I gave him a taste of his own medicine Boss always found an error with my monthly reports and cover letters, so I used her old ones and watched her rip them apart. Inconsiderate neighbors had to bust their butts shoveling A key for all occasions Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r entitledparents where My mom called my landlord to complain about the way I decorated my own apartment and I only found out because my landlord called me confused. My child is more important. my mom keeps throwing out my vibrators. My family disowned me 15 years ago. Complete no contact. Now all at once they want back in my life and are stalking me. I finally confronted them. Update: My family disowned me 15 years ago. Complete no contact. Now all at once they want back in my life and are stalking me. I finally confronted them. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where Verizon says I owe them one penny. Want me to invite the entire class to a birthday party? Okay. My Boss Wanted 'Efficiency'—So I Gave Him Just That! Neighbours oppose shop being rented to an institutional company. Turkish landowner opens a hooking up shop instead. you want the files? sure here you go Happy Birthday? driving with my dad You want your two pieces of toast the same size? As you wish. You want to take my holiday entitlements away? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? AITA for refusing to go to my SIL Baby shower and the rest of the family is following. AITA My wife and I came home at 3am and my MIL acted like we were 16 sneaking into house WIBTAH if I don't attend to my friends baby shower because they said my pregnancy was an accident and that I didn't deserve it ? AITAH for not wanting to give my cart up for free at Aldis AITA for wanting my Spanish teacher to stop calling me by the Spanish version of my name? AITA for telling my sister to stop mommyjacking every conversation and to let me talk about myself? AITA for telling my sister you are selfish and canceling her engagement dinner at my place AITA for refusing to share my food with my girlfriend? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r traumatizethemback where A co-worker put me on the spot when she saw scars from a past car accident I was bluffing. The rest just aligned on its own Joking about bizarre axe murders Respect your elders?? Not if they haven't earned it. Nurse said I was squeamish because I hadn’t had children yet. I traumatized her by telling her about the illegal medical testing I endured as a child. Boss says my chemo treatment ‘isn’t as bad as all that’. I put the evidence in her hand. Real proud of my comeback to an airplane Karen Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r scams where [US] Scammer calling “welfare check” on victim [US] (UPDATE) Scammer given up on swatting, now ordering retaliatory pizzas Man pounding on our door looking for a package- scam help? [DE]Got hacked in the dumbest way as an IT guy US-We were scammed after calling QuickBooks support – $95,000 gone and we’re desperate Mercari allowed a buyer to scam me for $400. Here’s how their broken system works: [US] My boyfriend apparently bought a $4600 sound system for $250 today Attempted Zelle scam months ago - now being sued in civil court (VA) by the scammer Employee robbed in Rome with weird lawyer follow up Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? AITA for NOT acting wealthy AITA for refusing to return expensive band merchandise I bought second hand when someone reached out to tell me they were stolen from her? AITA for not giving my Roommate more space? AITA my friend ruined my yixing teapot and I want her to replace it or give me 500 dollars. AITA for kicking out my friend (who I let live rent-free for 8 months) after his room and bathroom became a biohazard, then telling him "no wonder your ex broke up with you" in the heat of the moment? AITA for being my little sister's "getaway car"? AITA for telling my uncle I don’t want to be like his kids AITA for arguing with my MIL about my husband’s feelings for spaghetti? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r bestofredditorupdates where I'm 17F. A creepy guy I work with (30s?M) keeps licking me (seriously). My (21M) girlfriend (22F) got into a wheelchair. Don't know if we're compatible anymore. My husband (32M) is insisting that "we" impregnate his friend after finding I (32F) am unable to conceive Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where Won’t let me help you with complying with DOT regulations? Have fun with that Out of Service ticket and fees, buddy! Infuriating professional development workshops on using our "Teacher Voice"? Don't mind if we do! The rec league said rosters had to be "finalized and unchangeable" after week two. They forgot to define what a roster is. My old boss used to work at a job where he loaded boxcars. Just zip up your pocket Second-class consulting engineer You want all my correspondence? Call me at any time, I'll pick up! Okay, have fun with calls at 3am Non-productive time. HR said all remote employees must be "visibly active" on Teams during core hours. So I was. "I don't care what you have to do to improve morale, just do it." Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? AITAH for expecting a girl to get off a treadmill in the gym? AITA for wanting a break? AITA for refusing to give my mom my savings after she found out how much I have? (19F) AITA for confronting my friend in front of people when she implied I’m an alcoholic? AITA for only talking to my DIL in a group chat that my son is a part of AITA: I Told a Friend She Couldn't Bring Her Child to my Event AITA for refusing to let a woman change the TV channel? WIBTA if I ask my husband to stop cooking breakfast? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where If you won't ship to me because my drive is less than an hour, then I'll make it in an hour What list? A stupid policy was formed as an overcorrection, I was written up for enforcing it Need merits to go to prom? Let me help. I embarrassed a corporate higher up today by following his directions. We need to save hours! I can only call a forward? Ok, enjoy the extra work, then. Figure It Out Yourself Yes, General, No, General No cables? No problem. My boss said to stop putting papers on his desk. Okay. Oh I have to return your tile do I? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? AITA for refusing to move my roommate’s dishes and hiding the dish soap? AITA for kicking my "mentally ill" brother out of my house when he was treating my wife like garbage AITA for the way I have been reacting... AITA for telling my friend I don’t want her to come to my birthday? AITA for asking my friend to pay me back for the wine he drank while house sitting?? AITA for refusing to eat at a vegan restaurant? AITA for not calling my oldest daughter a princess AITA for telling my boyfriends kids to eat what’s for dinner or don’t eat at all? AITA for saying guests could go ahead and leave my 4th of July Party AITA for beating my date in a game of pool AITA for advising my sister to only enter plus-size beauty pageants and/or become a plus-size model ? AITA for leaving work early without telling anyone because it was over 130°F where I work. AITA for not telling a woman she was about to sit in poop? AITA for calling my bf absurd for being overly concerned about a coworker? AITA for telling my coworker to “freshen up” for an important event? UPDATE: AITA for telling my coworker to “freshen up” for an important event? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r traumatizethemback where my mother thought i was trying to avoid studying and was being a b*tch on purpose. well... i wasn't (repost) I leaned a little too hard into the middle school witch accusations to annoy a middle school bully Somebody at work didn't respect my out of office so I let them know what I was doing. Exercise Bro got the same surgery as me on the same day as me and asked how I got injured Ignore my basic health needs? I'll (accidentally) fake my own death! Oops, I think I broke him Want to talk to my dead husband? Do share your secrets of how you speak to the dead! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? AITA for avoiding my mom after she told me to "suck it up" when I broke my fingers AITA For refusing to tell the men in my family about my period? AITA For calling out my best friend for stealing from me AITA for not moving back in with my dad just because he got divorced WIBTA for suing my friend when she didn’t come to my wedding? AITA for telling our roommate she might need to move out if she keeps complaining about hearing us at night? AITA for reacting badly to my friend’s religious remark at a funeral? AITA for kicking out my brother after he threw a party in MY house without my permission. Completely trashing the place AITA for skipping my own surprise birthday party once I found out it wasn’t really for me? AITA for making my friend pay for my Uber home after she "surprised" me? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r entitledparents where My parents changed their plans and are ruining my birthday Mom asked me to take her Child's dirty diaper in a parking lot. My mom tried to use my curling wand on her 2 inches (3-4cm) hair, burned herself and then went full psycho on me Parents felt entitled to my hooking up life after I got a boyfriend Influencer wants small business to pay for their family to go on a ski holiday My mom throws temper tantrums when I don’t like something she likes My sister got a $300 bag for Christmas and I got a set of towels from a rewards program That's Not a Changing Table SIL wants to kick off my toddler to feed her baby in MY high chair WHILE mines still eating Art supplies heist by my EM Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where Eliminate history ? Ok sure. Customer always found a mistake - so we complied I am the highest authority. No English allowed? D'accord. Signage not allowed? Fine. Give me a zero for no name, got it Throw it away if it's not labelled I was told I can only communicate with 2 people. Ok then Clocking in too early? No problem, I'll show up later then. He told me to follow the rules exactly so i did and now the store is short staffed and hes blaming me Department head tried throwing me under the bus Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r scams where [US] After Trustpilot review, Welcome to my nightmare [US] friend receiving assassination threats from two separate numbers [US] Green card marriage scam that got VERY bad (US) FIL got a call that he won $82,000 House arrest ankle monitor scam [US] Graveyard Scammer I'm at a loss on stopping this romance scam Long Overdue Update on My Grandma's Romance Scammer [US] A Second Update on My Grandmother's Romance Scam Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? AITAH for giving my friend a much-needed reality check? UPDATE: AITA for giving my friend a much-needed reality check? AITA for calling gold stable and my sister losing $1,000 because of it? AITA for skipping my friend's daughter’s 1st birthday and charging her for the "gift" after she forgot to tell me the time changed? AITA for not allowing my dad and sister to live with us after I just had a baby and their home was ruined by a neighbor's house fire? UPDATE: AITA for not allowing my dad and sister to live with us after I just had a baby and their home was ruined by a neighbor's house fire? AITA for leaving because my SIL hid my shoes to keep me from taking walks? AITA. Boyfriend thought he was entitled to 100% of the sales price of a part that was thrown in on a purchase I made. AITA for not allowing my ex to see sonogram photos of his child? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.