Story Break

General Mills put out the call, and we answer with a movie about everyone's favorite breakfast vampire!

We play Wikiroulette once again, and end up with a movie that combines giant mechanical fast food restaurants in the post apocalypse, Papa Roach, and the final entry Bridget Jones's Diary saga!

We tackle some Australian folklore - a horror film about the terrifying DROP BEAR!

The galaxy's most feared bounty hunter Boba Fett finally gets a sweet movie of his own that's definitely still happening at Disney yup yup!

We have one hour to break FIVE arcade classics in our first ever lightning round episode! On the docket: Frogger, Burgertime, Paper Boy, Donkey Kong Jr., and Ms. Pacman!

We dive into a bit of obscure internet history and make a movie out of it!

We team up with fellow Friends enthusiast Riley Rose Critchlow, host of HAGS Podcast and star of Anime Crimes Division, to break a totally normal straight ahead movie for 90s sitcom Friends that has absolutely zero video game elements in it.

Against our better judgment, we return to video games to tackle the story of the internet fan art sensation known as Bowsette! The trailer features the vocal talents of Penny Parker (https://twitter.com/snapscube) and Beth May (https://twitter.com/heybethmay)

We team up with our friend Beth May to bring you a horror movie designed to MAKE YOU CRY!

We turn Blake Snyder's classic on screenwriting and turn it into an ill-advised movie!

We tackle (YES THE PUN WORKS FINALLY) Warhammer's take on American football - Blood Bowl! Plus a new ending segment - an audio trailer of the movie!

We tackle the original button masher - Hungry Hungry Hippos AND debut a new elevator pitch format!

We finally tackle time travel, and we're gonna try and kill Hitler!

Ain't no rule says a kangaroo CAN'T play tennis!

We break the most ridiculous heist movie ever, which came from a side idea generated while writing a script for an actual project. This one's an original!

Matt and Will lead a bewildered Freddie along the path of what a Frasier reboot might look like!

The team cultivates the seed of an idea that was planted when Freddie and Matt walked by Autopia at Disneyland last weekend.

I can't believe we are attempting the insane JRPG/Disney mashup that is Kingdom Hearts. Also, enjoy our new segment "Matt Explains Things to Moms!"

Oh yeah! Everyone's favorite sentient glass jug of refreshing high-fructose corn syrup soft drink gets his own movie! Oh yeahhh!

We take the internationally beloved game of rock, paper, scissors and make a movie out of it!

Wahhh! It's Luigi's... brother? Alter ego? Frenemy? Wahhh!

This is the sequel that literally everyone wants and is asking for all the time both in real life and online constantly.

We grizzled veterans take on the fire safety mascot Smokey Bear! Movies discussed and referenced include Paddington (both of 'em), Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, A Serious Man, and Take Shelter

We extract a beautiful, heartwarming story of love and loss out of a very boring board game. If you're looking to school your friends in Guess Who, check this out: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRlbNOno5VA

We somehow make sense of the raw insanity of the world's most popular video game Fortnite! Everyone and their mother plays this game so I guess we should definitely do a podcast episode on this huh? Gotta get them clicks!

The team tackles an always difficult horror movie and come up with something mega creepy and mega crawly based off the hit latex bug baking toy!

We draw from our list of ideas to break the story for an action thriller set... during MOVING DAY! Also don't forget to check out Freddie's guest appearance on Who Shot Ya? this week as well!

The thrilling YA feature film adaptation of the audio-based perceptual internet craze that's setting the internet ablaze! Follow these righteous teens as they rebel against society for love and stuff!

Warning: Infinity War spoilers abound! But if you want to know how the next Avengers will end, look no further as we crack the story for Avengers: Infinity War 2! Marvel Babies! Maybe. We're working on that title still. We get deep into the MCU and Infinity War on this one!

We adapt Mr. Clean, everyone's favorite bald cleaning dude, into a feature film! Discussions include thoughts about arcs for magical characters, the Disney classic Mary Poppins, and deep philosophical musings on the nature of cleanliness.

The team summits yet another mountain - this time, the snowy slopes of classic 90s Windows survival horror masterpiece Ski Free.

This week the team breaks the story behind the best theme park attraction you'll never see: Space Mountain!

The team is joined by Elyse Willems to discuss the most important question: where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

We kick off MaxFunDrive 2018 with an attempt to summit the Aggro Crag of story adaptations: Beloved 90s Nickelodeon game show GUTS! We delve into the mechanics of teen "coming of age" stories and the "Jumanji" archetype.

The team attempts to break the story behind the incredible stretchy-man figure.

This week the team is joined by voice-actress-extraordinaire Ashly Burch to break the story behind the everyone's favorite living vacuum cleaner, Kirby!

The team starts with Steven Spielberg's scrapped E.T. 2 pitch and try to make a sequel out of everyone's favorite bicycle-flying alien.

What happens when Buried meets Cabin in the Woods? This high-octane slasher film that takes place entirely in a limousine!

After getting a split-result on a poll, the team blends the story of two of today's hottest games: Stardew Valley and Monster Hunter: World!

The team randomly pairs a former U.S President with a monster in honor of President's Day and Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter.

In honor of Valentine's Day, the team takes a name from a list of computer-generated harlequin romance novel titles.

The team is joined by the creator of @SuperMarioFact, Alex Lemley, to break the potential story behind the upcoming Mario movie!

In honor of The Purge, the team attempts to break the story of THE SPLURGE! For 12 hours only, all shopping is FREE!

This week the team attempts to break the story of gaming's beefiest boy: Duke Nukem!

The team tackles the greatest board game that involves an 8x8 board and little horsies - Chess! Thanks to @ LordKyler and @thanksmitchell for sending this in!

The team tries to break the story behind the controversial mascot of smoking: Joe Camel!

The team starts asking the real questions this week: why DID the chicken cross the road?

After watching The Last Jedi, the team tries to break the next movie in the Star Wars universe!

The team rolls the story cubes and must develop a story based on Christmas! Get ready for Sleighrunner (Bourne meets Jingle All The Way)!

This week the team is tasked with writing the third movie in the Jurassic World series!