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The One Stars, Episode 6: The Hole Thing What's at the bottom of the deepest depression on earth? It's the One Stars Season One Finale! The One Stars News Network covers an ever-expanding sinkhole. [This episode was originally released on September 18, 2020] NO A.I. WAS USED IN THE PRODUCTION OF THIS PODCAST CAST: Autumn Hardwood (aka Emma Elizabeth) as Negative Nancy. Blythe Renay as Chatbot. Garan Fitzgerald as the Announcer. Nina Nikolic as Susan Somethinerother. Brandon P. Jenkins as Richard TooGoode. Becca Marcus as The Government. Tal Minear as the Kazoo Ad One. Dallis MacKenzie as Intern Lilly. Paul Hikari as Intern Phillip, Thomas Pickles. Trace Callahan as Darla Pennington. PJ Kanis as the Kazoo Ad Two. Bruce Hennigar as Hole Witness One. Peter Nishimura as Hole Witness Two. Roger J. Thacher as Hole Witness Three. David Woo performs Review of a Walkman. Roger Hanna and Bajio Alvarado as the Mandela Ad Lawyers. Ariel Hack, Sophia DeRise, Tim Bailey as the Mandela Ad Testimonials. CREW: Written by Jeremy Ellett and Shamus Burns. Sound Design, Editing and Music Direction by Jeremy Ellett. The One Stars was created by Jeremy Ellett. MUSIC: Nightshade by Adhesive Wombat. Apero Hour by Kevin McLeod. Shimmer by Audioscribe. Nettle Swarm by Randy Greer. First Light by Randy Greer. Beyond the Trail by Randy Greer. PATREON: ⁠Patreon.com/GoodPointe⁠ Episode ⁠Transcript⁠ CONTACT: [email protected] A Good Pointe Original. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠⁠. Want to potentially appear on a future episode? Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The One Stars, Episode Five: No Magic or Cats Allowed [This episode was originally released on August 28, 2020] NO MAGIC OR CATS ALLOWED Something about cats or something about magic. But definitely not both. This episode includes reviews of: Beach Trip. Clothes Iron. Cat Bed. Apartment Complex. NO A.I. WAS USED IN THE PRODUCTION OF THIS PODCAST CAST: Autumn Hardwood (aka Emma Elizabeth) as Negative Nancy. Blythe Renay as Chatbot. Garan Fitzgerald as the Announcer. Ariel Hack as Angelica. Tal Minear performs 'Review of the Beach' Anjali Kunapaneni peforms 'Review of a Cat Bed' PJ Kanis performs 'Review an Apartment Complex' Dallis MacKenzie as Intern Lilly. Paul Hikari as Intern Phillip. Eleanor Grey performs 'Review of an Iron' CREW: Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. The Iron Review, Cat Bed Review and Beach Review were written by Tal Minear. The One Stars was created by Jeremy Ellett. MUSIC: Power Up by Razihel. Serenity by Prod Riddiman. The Crown by Prod Riddiman. Shimmer by Audioscribe. Waves by Prod Riddiman. Episode ⁠Transcript⁠ CONTACT: [email protected] A Good Pointe Original. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠⁠. Want to potentially appear on a future episode? Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Negative Nancy is stuck in traffic. Reviews of: a Time Machine, The World's Largest Penny, an Abandoned Mall, a Grocery Store, a Rocket and a Mood Ring. [This Episode was originally released August 14, 2020] NO A.I. WAS USED IN THE PRODUCTION OF THIS PODCAST CAST: Autumn Hardwood (as Emma Elizabeth) as Negative Nancy. Dallis MacKenzie as Intern Lilly. Garan Fitzgerald as the Announcer. Paul Hikari as Intern Phillip. Ariel Hack, Tom Laflin and Roger Hanna as The Audience Members. Senna Fox and Bajio Alvarado as People in Traffic. Caroline Mincks performs Review of a Time Machine. Bajio Alvarado peforms Review of the World's Largest Penny. Megan Konrad peforms Review of an Abandoned Mall. Ashe Thurman performs Review of a Grocery Store. Lindsay Zana performs Review of a Mood Ring. Jess Kuczynski performs Review of a Rocket. CREW: Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. The Rocket and Mood Ring Reviews were written by Tal Minear. The One Stars was created by Jeremy Ellett. MUSIC: Power Up by Razihel. Shimmer by Audioscribe. Spaceman by Prod Riddiman. Lost in Space by Prod Riddiman. Coffee by Prod Riddiman. Cassette by Prod Riddiman. Episode ⁠Transcript⁠ CONTACT: [email protected] A Good Pointe Original. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠⁠. Want to potentially appear on a future episode? Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey folks, Welcome Back to Stitches. Today on the feed we’re sharing one of our favorite weird-fiction comedy podcasts. It’s called FINDING PATTERSBY. Finding Pattersby is a Fake True Crime comedy and Supernatural Mystery about an ex-ghostwriter of thriller novels investigating the disappearance of best-selling author Luke Pattersby who vanished under strange and mysterious circumstances. Also the ghostwriter is a liar. Chapter 1, Part 1: “The Prologue” Episode Description: Meet disgraced ex-ghostwriter and Sacramento native Ryan Cervantes, as he lays out all his issues and problems, personal drama and conspiracies surrounding the mysterious disappearance of thriller book legend Luke Pattersby. The famed novelist allegedly stole something very near and dear to Cervantes’ heart, and our host aims to get it back. Or he’s making it all up and wasting everyone’s time. You be the judge. Finding Pattersby is perfect for fans of The Chair Company, Sorry About the Murder, Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Valley Heat, or Waiting for Guffman. Written, directed & performed by Ryan Sandoval. With Music & sound design by Erik Jourgensen. Featuring Performances by: Jennifer Albright, Jon Cannon, Patrick James Clarke, Dan Gagliardi, Keith Pasko, Kat Shuchter, Lily Sparks and Andy Windak. After you listen to the pilot, catch up with the rest of the season on the Finding Pattersby feed and be prepared for the Season Finale coming in March 2026. Website: https://www.patterspod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The One Stars, Episode Three: Please Hold (This episode was originally released on July 31, 2020) Negative Nancy is on hold. This episode includes reviews of: Ethan's Erasers. Can of Mace. Can of Beans. A Special Collection. NO A.I. WAS USED IN THE PRODUCTION OF THIS PODCAST CAST: Autumn Hardwood (as Emma Elizabeth) as Negative Nancy. Blythe Renay as Chatbot. Garan Fitzgerald as the Announcer, Review of Mace. Jess Kuczynski performs Review of Ethan's Erasers. Nina Nikolic performs Review of a Can of Beans. Ashley Kay performs Review of a Special Collection. CREW: Writing by Jeremy Ellett and Shamus Burns. Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. The One Stars was created by Jeremy Ellett. MUSIC: Power Up by Razihel. Shimmer by Audioscribe. Cold by Prod Riddiman. Ice Cream by Prod Riddiman. Dandelions by Prod Riddiman. Episode ⁠Transcript. STITCHES PATREON: ⁠Patreon.com/GoodPointe.⁠ FOR BUSINESS INQUIRIES CONTACT: [email protected] A Good Pointe Original. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠⁠. Want to potentially appear on a future episode? Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The One Stars, Episode Two: Haunted by Your Post [This episode was originally released on: July 16, 2020] NO A.I. WAS USED IN THE PRODUCTION OF THIS PODCAST Negative Nancy combs through her old social media posts to eliminate any old and potentially problematic Hot Takes. This episode includes reviews of: A Kettlebell. Space Jam on DVD. A Haunted VCR. A Spellbook. CAST: Autumn Hardwood (as Emma Elizabeth) as Negative Nancy. Blythe Renay as Chatbot. Garan Fitzgerald as the Announcer, Review of a Space Jam DVD. Tom Laflin performs Review of a VCR. Tal Minear performs Review of a Spellbook. Anjali Kunapaneni performs Review of a Kettlebell. CREW: Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. A Review of a Kettlebell was written by Tal Minear. The One Stars was created by Jeremy Ellett. MUSIC: Revenge by Prod Riddiman Schemin by Prod Riddiman. Shimmer by Audioscribe. Demented Nightmare by Darren Curtis. Power Up by Razihel. Episode ⁠Transcript⁠ STITCHES PATREON: ⁠Patreon.com/GoodPointe⁠ FOR BUSINESS INQUIRIES CONTACT: [email protected] A Good Pointe Original. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠⁠. Want to potentially appear on a future episode? Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The One Stars, Episode One: Over the Moon [Originally released on: July 2, 2020] Negative Nancy is over the Moon. This episode includes reviews of: An Uber Driver. A Moon Vacation. A Ukulele. The Moon Landing Museum. CAST: Autumn Hardwood (aka Emma Elizabeth) as Negative Nancy. Blythe Renay as Chatbot. Garan Fitzgerald as the Announcer. Vin Ernst performs Review of an Uber Driver. Bruce Hennigar performs Review of a Moon Vacation and Review of the Moon Landing Museum. Caroline Mincks performs Review of a Ukulele. Megan Konrad as Grandma's Review. CREW: Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. A Review of a Ukulele was written by Tal Minear. The One Stars was created by Jeremy Ellett. MUSIC: Hybrid by Ouroboros. Shimmer by Audioscribe. Power Up by Razihel. Good Times by Prod Riddiman. Jester by Prod Riddiman. Exhausted by Prod Riddiman. Fly by Prod Riddiman. Isolated by Prod Riddiman. NO A.I. WAS USED IN THE PRODUCTION OF THIS PODCAST Episode ⁠Transcript⁠ STITCHES PATREON: ⁠Patreon.com/GoodPointe⁠ FOR BUSINESS INQUIRIES CONTACT:[email protected] A Good Pointe Original. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠⁠. Want to potentially appear on a future episode? Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Set in a fictional European republic in the years leading up to World War One, The Kingmaker Histories follows an assistant tailor named Colette who becomes the unwitting host for a deadly alien power source- the Kingmaker Diamond. Hunted by a host of enemies who wish to use her powers for their own gain, Colette's only hope is to join up with a pair of career criminals and embark on a bizarre road trip, smuggling and thieving across Belle Epoque Europe as she seeks to get rid of her lethal new head-mate. A comedic adventure that is half fantasy and half crime caper, the Kingmaker Histories is a show about living through interesting times without losing your head. Created and developed by the team behind the audioverse award-winning Less is Morgue, THE KINGMAKER HISTORIES is a steampunk fantasy adventure about three petty criminals swept up into a magical power struggle for the future of their post-revolutionary home country. It combines the criminal hijinks of Leverage with the fantastical intrigue of Shadow and Bone, and the dark, absurdist comedy of A Series of Unfortunate Events. Support THE KINGMAKER HISTORIES crowdfunding at: https://ko-fi.com/megsothoth This is CHAPTER 3: "Remedial Haggling" The gang are trapped in a landscape of illusions by a master mentalist with an axe to grind. Written by Dana Schiewe Content Warning: Unreality, gunshots Transcript Link CAST: David Ault - The Historian Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Blythe Renay - Colette Josh Rubino - Telesphore Addison Peacock - Ariadne Richie Ammons - Babyface John Additional voices - Addison Peacock and Meg Molloy Tuten Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Christmas Diner, Episode 6: Here Comes Santa Claus Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. STARRING: Zane Schacht as Buster. Peter Lewis as the Narrator. Blythe Renay as Erica. Josh Rubino as Douglass. Ryan Philbrook as Chris. Lauren Grace Thompson as Lauren. Sarah Golding as Greta. Damon Alums as Reggie. Addison Peacock as Kathy. Jeremy Ellett as Alex. Danyelle Ellett as Holly. Tal Minear as Robin. Mason Amadeus as Terry. Autumn Harwood as Reporter. Rosie Sentman as Nurse. Ray O’Hare as The Tomte. MUSIC and SFX: Silent Night by Mystery Mammal Comedy Music by Alena Smirnova Bosses by Gumbel by Gumbel Emotional Inspiring Cinematic Piano by Music For Creators Love Snow Winter by Happy World With Mochi Oh Holy Night by Holizna Gun hitting floor 1 by JakLocke - License: Attribution 4.0 PATREON: ⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon.com/GoodPointe⁠⁠⁠⁠ CONTACT: [email protected] STITCHES: The Fiction Podcast Home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠.⁠ Want to potentially appear on a future episode? Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Christmas Diner, Episode 5: Ghost of Christmas Past Buster finally gets what he wants for Christmas. Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. STARRING: Zane Schacht as Buster. Peter Lewis as the Narrator. Blythe Renay as Erica. Josh Rubino as Douglass. Lauren Grace Thompson as Lauren. Sarah Golding as Greta. Ryan Philbrook as Chris. Damon Alums as Reggie. Addison Peacock as Kathy. Jeremy Ellett as Alex, Camera Guy. Danyelle Ellett as Holly. Tal Minear as Robin. Autumn Harwood as Reporter. MUSIC: We Wish You a Merry Christmas by United States Marine Band. The Silent Grove by Axletree. Funny Music Orchestra by Darkash28. Ongoing investigation orchestra music by Darkash28. 80 Synth Music 2 by Bipwave. The Little Match Girl by Maarten Schellekens. Night Calm Meditation by Yuri Megis. PATREON: ⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon.com/GoodPointe⁠⁠⁠⁠ CONTACT: [email protected] STITCHES: The Fiction Podcast Home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠.⁠ Want to potentially appear on a future episode? Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Christmas Diner, Episode 4: Is Gremlins a Christmas Movie? Buster explains what Christmas is really all about. Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. STARRING: Zane Schacht as Buster. Peter Lewis as the Narrator. Blythe Renay as Erica. Josh Rubino as Douglass and Harold. Lauren Grace Thompson as Lauren. Sarah Golding as Greta. Damon Alums as Reggie. Addison Peacock as Kathy. Jeremy Ellett as Alex. Danyelle Ellett as Holly. Tucker Bettez as The Pisser Goblin. Mason Amadeus as Stump Tooth and Pig Finger Goblin. Haberlin Roberts as Knot Boy Goblin. MUSIC: We Wish You a Merry Christmas by United States Marine Band. Christmas Theme by Music for Creators. Drops of Melting Snow by Axletree. Funny Orchestra Music by Darkash28. Special thanks to Mason, Habe and Tucker from PODCUBE for joining us on today's episode as The Goblin Brothers! PATREON: ⁠⁠⁠Patreon.com/GoodPointe⁠⁠⁠ CONTACT: [email protected] STITCHES: The Fiction Podcast Home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠.⁠ Want to potentially appear on a future episode? Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Christmas Diner, Episode 3: I Need a Grandma "What do y’all want for Christmas?" Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. STARRING: Zane Schacht as Buster. Peter Lewis as the Narrator. Ryan Philbrook as Chris. Lauren Grace Thompson as Lauren. Damon Alums as Reggie. Addison Peacock as Kathy. Jeremy Ellett as Alex. Sarah Golding as Greta. Danyelle Ellett as Holly. Blythe Renay as Erica. Rob Schwarb as Grocery Store Cashier. Roger J. Thacher as Weird Guy. Josh Rubino as Douglass. Halen Dean as Dispatch. Credits read by Ryan Philbrook. MUSIC: Christmas Miracle by Snoozy Beats. Electronic Christmas Decoration by Richwise. Christmas Morning by Beat Mekanik. Comedy Music by Alena Smirnova. Decorating Christmas Tree sound made by Hörspiel-Werkstatt Phantastonia PATREON: ⁠⁠⁠Patreon.com/GoodPointe⁠⁠⁠ CONTACT: [email protected] STITCHES: The Fiction Podcast Home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠.⁠ Want to potentially appear on a future episode? Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Christmas Diner, Episode 2: My Only Wish Buster gets the family together for the holiday. Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. STARRING: Zane Schacht as Buster. Erin Lillis as Buster’s Mother. Peter Lewis as the Narrator. Ryan Philbrook as Chris. Lauren Grace Thompson as Lauren. Mason Amadeus as Terry. Damon Alums as Reggie. Addison Peacock as Kathy. Jeremy Ellett as Alex, Trucker. Danyelle Ellett as Holly. Blythe Renay as Erica. Josh Rubino as Douglass. Halen Dean as Dispatch. Credits read by Ryan Philbrook. MUSIC: We Wish You a Merry Christmas by United States Marine Band. Funny Music Orchestra by Darkash28. Ongoing Investigation Orchestra Music by Darkash28. Lincoln Soundtrack by The Wandermiles. Christmas Cheer by Beat Mekanik. The Final Fight by Roboval Jean. PATREON: ⁠⁠Patreon.com/GoodPointe⁠⁠ CONTACT: [email protected] STITCHES: The Fiction Podcast Home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠.⁠ Want to potentially appear on a future episode? Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Christmas Diner, Episode 1: All I Want "Welcome to The Golden Griddle Diner. Open 24 hours. 365 days a year. Alex and Holly wait for the call that will change their lives forever. Reggie and Kathy get to work. And Buster places his order." Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. STARRING: Zane Schacht as Buster. Erin Lillis as Buster’s Mother. Peter Lewis as the Narrator. Damon Alums as Reggie. Addison Peacock as Kathy. Jeremy Ellett as Alex. Danyelle Ellett as Holly. Blythe Renay as Erica. Josh Rubino as Douglass. Ray O’Hare as the Tomte. Halen Dean as Dispatch. Credits read by Ryan Philbrook MUSIC: Kitchen by The Marian Circle Drum Brigade. Oh Holy Night by Holizna. Goldfinch Flight to the North by Axletree. The Silent Grove by Axletree. Shchedryk by Mystery Mammal. Sub003 by Gregor Quendel. PATREON: ⁠Patreon.com/GoodPointe⁠ CONTACT: [email protected] STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠. Want to potentially appear on a future episode? Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey folks! Important update about the future of this Feed! We’re still making shows! And this feed will now become the home for all of my weird comedy projects. Each season is a stand-alone limited series. I still have plans for expanding the story of 2FEKAF, but since the holiday season is in full swing, I thought you all might enjoy a Christmas story I wrote called, “Christmas Diner” Christmas Diner will serve as a five episode Season 2 on this new Anthology show feed we’ll be calling STITCHES. 2FEKAF can still be found as Season 1. In Christmas Diner: “An unstable man takes the patrons of a small town diner hostage on Christmas Day.” And you’ll find many of the same Voice Actors from our previous shows like Zane Schacht, Lauren Grace Thompson, Ryan Philbrook, Addison Peacock, Josh Rubino, Peter Lewis and Blythe Renay. Hope you all stick with us and enjoy Christmas Diner! VOICE: Ryan Philbrook MUSIC: Lundstroem - That Kind of Android STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 18: Forgive the Freemasons (Crossover Episode with Forgive Me) Secret Freemason Father Klem hears the confession of The Ghost of Sir Isaac Newton. Its a Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason x Forgive Me Crossover Episode! This episode was produced in collaboration with Rogue Dialogue Productions (roguedialogue.com) and Good Pointe Podcasts. If you enjoy this episode please check out FORGIVE ME. Its a personal favorite of mine and it was an honor to get the chance to work with them again! CW: Needles, Mention of Eye Trauma. CAST: Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. Mike Paul as Marty. Josh Rubino as both The Ghost of Sir Isaac Newton and as Father Klem. CREW: Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. Dialogue Editing by Bob Raymonda. Follow @ForgiveMeShow on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram. MUSIC: Social Kapital by Glad Rags. Forgive Me Theme by Adam Raymonda. Unknown Dreamstate by Unheard Music Concepts. Forgive Me by Julie Maxwell. Flood by Jahzzar. Episode Transcript PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe CONTACT: [email protected] STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠. Want to potentially appear on a future episode? Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 17: So It Goes Down (Season Finale) Sir Isaac Newton tells all! Randy Dunning gives his all! It’s all coming to a head! The Season One finale of Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason. Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. CAST: Zane Schacht as Randy. Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle. Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. Matthew Woodcock as Walt. Addison Peacock as Karen. Charlie Wes as Ed Choom. Josh Rubino as Sir Isaac Newton. David Ault as Mac. Ryan Philbrook as the Smashed Potatoes Ad. Caroline Mincks as True Crime Carol. Aiden Littlewood-Johnson as Bobby. Scottye Moore as Sgt. Dirkwater. Dean J. Smith as Arlo. Tucker Bettez as Freemason 1. Jordan Reed as Freemason 2. Mason Amadeus as Freemason 3. Amr Ammourazz as the Drive Thru Worker. James Ferrero as Flat Earth Tony. MUSIC: Social Kapital by Glad Rags. Wonder Under by Glad Rags. Distraction by Hank. Epic by Damiano Baldoni. The Speed Demon by Kescho. Montage by Bajio Alvarado. Burning In The Atmosphere by Holizna. House of the Rising Sun by Holizna. Books by Jahzzar. The Final Fight by RoboVal Jean. Old Is The New World by Telepathic Teddy Bear. PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe. CONTACT: [email protected] Episode Transcript STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠. Want to potentially appear on a future episode? Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 16: In Beautiful Orlando, Florida A Flat Earther’s origin story. Why Randy Dunning is so Randy Dunning. CAST Zane Schacht as Randy. Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle. Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. Matthew Ruzbasan as Young Randy. Addison Peacock as Karen. Matthew Woodcock as Walt. Josh Rubino as Sir Isaac Newton. David Ault as Mac. Erin Lillis as Rosemary Dunning. Su Ling Chan as Ameena. Marnie Warner as Mrs. Clement. Ryan Philbrook as Radio Ad. CREW: Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. Two Flat Earthers was created by Jeremy Ellett. MUSIC: Social Kapital by Glad Rags. Tick-Tock by Glad Rags. Every Time by Katy Kirby. The Final Fight by Roboval Jean. PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe CONTACT: [email protected] Episode Transcript STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠. Want to potentially appear on a future episode? Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 15: Multilevel Malevolence Randy visits the bookstore. Mac gets answers. And Millie talks to the dumpster. CAST: Zane Schacht as Randy. Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle. Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. Matthew Woodcock as Walter. David Ault as Mac. Stephen Cullen as Simon. Maya Murphy as Millie. Graham Rowat as Newsham. Rob Schwarb as Mike. Michelle Lylia Tan as the Sentient Dumpster. Abby Espiritu as Derby. Gabrielle Adkins as Amari. Ariel Hack as the MLMer Bossbabe One. Faith Dowgin as the MLMer Bossbabe Two. Phil Sherwood as Jay. Su Ling Chan as Ameena. Stephen Indrisano as Steve. Ryan Philbrook as the News Anchor and the Parrot. CREW: Writing, Sound Design, and Scoring by Jeremy Ellett. Dialogue Edit by Tal Minear. MUSIC: Tick-Tock from Glad Rags. Social Kapital from Glad Rags. PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe. CONTACT: [email protected] Episode Transcript STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠. Want to potentially appear on a future episode? Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices