STFU, No One's Listening Anyways

In this episode, we debut the new hit song "Kevin Can't Read"! Cousin Erin joins the boys as they ramble about losing our "intuition", why are we getting dumber, past relationships/break-ups, and much more!

Well, after being lazy for some time, the boys are back for their first episode of 2026! Dex, Kevin, Tim & Jimbo discuss Snowmageddon, Nana's smoking at casinos in Las Vegas (plus Vegas sights), TV & movies they're watching and of course, the shitty drivers in their area!

In the next installment of STFU, the fellas discuss the beauty of Day Drinking! After some other small topics, they talk about the pains of assembling furniture and/or appliances. Lastly, the guys reminisce about going to the mall back in the day versus now and Kevin tells a story about his dad forgetting to pick up from school.

In our 100th episode, the guys have returned to the studio after an extended hiatus. Dex, Kevin, and Tim talk about the mystery of packing tape, being angry with Virginia drivers, early football games, and just random worldly updates. Although the boys were excited to be back in the studio, they're trying to knock the dust off, so this episode may be a bit mediocre!

In this on-location session, Dex & Kevin are doing a mini deer camp! After day one, before opening day on Bucks, the boys are sitting by the fire discussing the hunt of the day, the Amish, Kevin's Culinary school experiences, and Super Troopers 3...plus their thoughts on other sequel movies. Since the guys are drinking, they rehash some conspiracy theories (moon landing/aliens), families, and hangovers. Enjoy!

Dex, Jimbo, Miss Jenny & Tim sit down to review Oceans Calling 2025 after the 2nd day. It's just them talking a bunch of nonsense about the bands seen after two days. Unfortunately, they forgot to record another session after the 3rd day! Enjoy!

This episode wasn't even supposed to happen! The boys, minus Tim, talked about cauliflower ears, C-sections, and the sexy time window. Then the guys get a bit serious with the Charlie Kirk assassination, but delve back into the debauchery of their past lives!

Dex & Kevin discuss how bullying (certain types) needs to make a comeback. Next, the guys ask if they have any true regrets, news in sports, and stories of Detroit ruins.

In this episode, Dex & Kevin are back in Studio 1 rambling! The boys bring up current trends, such as people experiencing a disconnect from reality due to the overuse of ChatGPT and gift ideas. Next, the fellas do an English Bitters beer tasting from Mount Vernon, which was surprisingly smooth. Lastly, since Kevin knows Dex hates talking about himself or his military career, he asks him some questions regarding deployments and any regrets.

In this week's episode, Kevin & Dex start off by just "shooting the shit". This conversation turns into today's youth possibly not being prepared for "adulting" due to the lack of basic skills. Finally, the boys delve into the entrepreneurship grind for content creators or just those trying to establish some freedom from a regular 9 to 5.

In today's episode, Kevin & Dex sit down to talk about Tilly's Trazodone overdose, EBT or Food Stamp restrictions, and survival in the event of an Electro-Magnetic Pulse (EMP) apocalypse. As always, the boys go a bit off topic and finish up talking about horrible drivers in N. Virginia.

Continuing from the last episode, the boys plus Jimbo sit back down to talk a lot about nothing!

In this episode, the guys have a new guest: Jimbo. He's currently living in Studio 1 until he retires, so now he's included in all the STFU fun! The boys sit back and discuss current events and get to know our guest.

In this episode, Kevin starts up with his packout for West Virginia. Then Tim discusses working at a local 4th of July event and its awesomeness. Somehow, the conversation turns into stories about is it a fart or poop? Lastly, the guys ask if there is a drug that helps cure addictions, kind of like how smokers use medication to wean them off cigs.

The boys are back in the studio, where Dex and Tim tell stories from their Mexico vacation. This of course, delves into the gentrification of neighborhoods both stateside & abroad, along with housing market issues. Although not a sponsor, check out the app Splitwise if you & a group of friends are out on a trip/vacation and don't want the hassle of always splitting the bill. This app was handy for our group while in Mexico to ensure everyone paid their share of whatever and didn't create any hassles at restaurants, boat tours, etc.

In this continued episode, the guys talk about their Busch Light 30-Experiment. This leads the guys down to some beer stories, playing the card game CLEAR, and ending off talking about food trucks & donuts.

In this episode, Dex, Kevin, and Tim are in Studio 3 and asking if AI is taking over the entertainment biz? With all these Bigfoot, Storm Trooper, Historical Figure, and Old People vids, deciphering between what's real & what's not is getting hard...plus they're super funny! Then, Tim tells the boys about his recent Golf trips and the difference between them. And finally, we leave on a cliffhanger about the boys' Busch Light 30-rack experiment.

Continuing on with Back in the Garage, Dex & Kevin continue to talk smack...then Kevin continuously tries to peer pressure Dex into Turkey Hunting the next morning. Will he cave or stick to his decision?

While Tim is out of town, Dex and Kevin are back in the garage for some more neighbor watching and talking smack. There isn't a real single topic since the boys are all over the map and talking a bit about everything.

This is a bit of a long one, but the guys settle in for another Garage Beers recording session. The fellas start off discussing issues with the dogs, Kevin gets a bit religious, and they mention doing an Ouija board experiment. Lastly, the boys pose the question of whether they could be actors and what type they would be...this quickly derails into actors who aren't good in their opinions.

In this episode, the guys are in Studio 2.5, aka Kevin's Garage. With absolutely no true topics to discuss, the boys talk about messing with AI (Chat GPT, etc.), Walton Goggins, their hearing failing when the wives are talking and the new catchphrase "Fuck Em Down".

Dex & Tim sit down for an impromptu recording and try out some new topics. First, the guys ramble about advertising or marketing folks creating commercials. Then, the fellas talk about hangover remedies and stupid shit they did back in high school.

In this third installment with Guest Eric, the guys talk about the strangest conspiracy theories we believe in. Next, the boys bring up tax season and how they deal with all that Tomfoolery. Lastly, as normal, the fellas chat about random TV shows.

In this second round with Guest Eric, the guys try out some Apple Infused Bourbon since guests bring treats. Then Eric and Dex discuss job performance reports, and the question of "Do Hot People Need To Be Talented" arises. Lastly, Tim throws out some quick-fire questions for the guest, but everyone jumps in to answer.

In an effort to make up for his first appearance & crappy audio, guest Dr. Brother Ranger Eric comes back to sit down with the boys. As per usual, these guys talk about a variety of things that hardly stays on a solid topic, but it makes for good listening.After the video is edited—yes, they are editing now—it will be posted on STFU's YouTube Channel.

Continuing from the previous episode, the guys & Coach Matt keep on talking and drinking. Matt brings up the philosophical theory "The Ship Of Theseus", where he asks if a musical band replaces almost all of the original members, is it the same band? Then the groups delves into the meaning of postal codes, what makes a Christmas movie, and who was the best Batman. This also leads them down the trail of recasting roles in future movies.This episode may have video, so continue to check our YouTube page!

Coach Matt stops into Studio 1 and the guys talk about the local band Stop That Ship (Matt's the drummer). Also, the boys talk about face tattoos and as per usual, go down rabbit holes throughout the recording.

This is the second episode in which Miss Jenny sits in for Dex, and the group has a "Call-In"! The group talks about old-school collect calls and Kevin's favorite word: irregardless. Then, they discuss their college days, smoking, types of mattresses, and who's on their Celebrity Hottie List.

In this episode, Jenny sits in for Dex and they talk about the simple life as kids. Then, as usual, things take a turn and somehow stories of Plan B pills, and possible 23 & Me (DNA database) scares arise. But the episode ends on a light note with Jenny asking Kevin to explain "Happy Tissues".

In this STFU episode, Tim asks what were our "shows" back when we were kids; those you couldn't miss since there was no TiVo or DVRs. Then the guys talk about Dex's upcoming Florida trip which turns into a discussion on Squirrel recipes. Lastly, the guys talk about girls' make-up/face tattoos and Mrs. Maisel.

In this episode, Dex, Kevin, and Tim start off ranting about taxes...it's freaking robbery! As a local chef, Kevin talks about a few restaurant movies and how closely they relate to the real industry. And of course, the boys spiral downwards into a movie &TV show rabbit hole that includes actors and plastic surgery. Lastly, they ask what's the best-syndicated movie on TV and talk about local news stations/broadcasts.

In this late-night & short episode, Kevin brings up SNL's 50th Anniversary Music show and the guys talk about previous memorable acts. Dex asks the boys about things they loved as a kid but aren't as good now as older adults...primarily food. That topic obviously spins outta control and they all start comparing various foods and condiments.

In this episode brought to you by our new sponsor "Uncle Tony's Used Cars", the fellas discuss cocktails. More specifically, being afraid or apprehensive of trying different mixed drinks; when is taking shots a good thing? Lastly, Kevin proposes the question or topic of having a good piss.

This episode is brought to you by "Greg's Therapy"! Dex, Kevin, and Tim are at Studio 3 to hear about Tim's experience at the local train station. Additionally, they talk about the homeless, differences between men & women, and large exhaust pipes on trucks & cars.

During this Episode, Tim has learned how to run the gear and him & Kevin sit down for story time. The guys tell tales of stubbing their toes/shins, pre-Super Bowl football conspiracies and random thoughts while in your car alone.

Well, the kids presented a very professional proposal for their own episode. Here we listen to Kaitlyn, Kline & Sophie discuss a gambit of things. The girls create a game where they show/explain a feminine product or device to see if Kline knows what they are. Additionally, they call a few friends to play a game similar to 2 Truths & a Lie.Please enjoy and hopefully, if we let them do this again, it can be a bit more structured!

In this episode, the guys reminisce about youth drinking stories. Each retells a drinking saga in which they either got the spins, lost time, and/or had to pay the piper after a night of tying one on!

Well, the guys messed up and talked for 30 minutes without pushing record; the video was running & will be on YouTube. However, they got squared away and picked up the conversation about Tax Returns, big TVs, being young & broke yet still living it up, and money management.

We Have Video Running! On this snowy day, the fellas bring up the kids' proposal for a Podcast Takeover! Then the guys talk a bit about scammers and just smart criminal actions. And as always, Northern Virginia driving takes its place as a bit of a topic.Check out the video at https://youtube.com/@stfunooneislisteninganywayspod

During this episode, Dex, Kevin, and Tim sit down and drill down on movies Kevin hasn't seen...which is a lot! Next, the boys discuss streaming services and Kevin brings up conspiracy theories. And of course, the guys bring it back to bad drivers, specifically people playing on their phones while in traffic!

In this episode, the fellas start off with Sports betting and the NCAA Football brackets. Finally, they discuss some local breweries and spit ideas for their dream brewery.

In the first episode of the New Year, the guys talk about Burger Joints and Kevin's disappointing experience at a local establishment. Dex and Tim discuss some exercise plans for the New Year and they all cap it off with showering...not together.

In this episode, the boys talk about Red's Birthday outing, during which they went bowling, drinking, and, of course, ended up at the Queen's Gambit. Timmy also suggests a hypothetical dilemma regarding thievery. Unfortunately, the last few minutes of the episode were cut off due to some equipment issues, but nothing crazy was discussed or happened.Enjoy & Cheers!

Dex, Kevin & Tim are back in the Studio after time away (life be life'n)! In this episode the guys catch up to discuss Tim's Brain-Aversary, Cone-Con, Thanksgiving dishes & traditions, the disappointment behind the Tyson fight and how could they not forget the Election. Please sit back and slowly come back to life after your Thanksgiving food coma with our newest episode!

Have you ever wondered what goes on in Kevin's head; well here's your chance! While the guys are out in separate areas with life, Kevin drives out and decides to share some of his thoughts and what's going on in his life.

In this Episode, Dex and Kevin are at Deer Camp. The boys are out of the studio and roughing it using mobile mics. We apologize for Dex's audio cutting out midway, but he can still be heard... kinda. Crank up the volume a bit to hear and don't forget to email us and rate of on your podcast platforms!Happy Hunting!

Dex, Tim, Miss Jenny, and Mutti are in Ocean City, MD for the 3-day music festival Ocean's Calling. During this mini-episode, the gang recaps from day 2 of the concerts and their time so far at the beach. They intended to record another session, but there was too much fun to be had!

We're Back!! Life has had away for a bit, but Dex & Kevin sit dow to discuss what's coming and next week's Deer Camp!

At the end of the night, the guys start ranking their "best of". From sauces to TV shows, the boys breakdown their favorites.

In this episode, the guys share their opinions on the news from Dave Grohl. They also talk about the rudeness of people who talk and/or listen to their phones at full volume and bringing back to a previous episode, but with a twist, where to aim when taking a piss.