STAR/CHILD: The Astrology of Family

April has the most intense astrology of the year and this is the week it stops being a forecast and starts being a lived experience. But before anyone spirals, intense is not the same thing as destabilizing, and we have already done destabilizing, extensively, for six straight weeks of eclipses and a Pisces mercury retrograde where nobody could think or communicate or figure out what they were feeling about literally anything. That was being lost at sea. This week is more like someone handed the car keys back and also the car is now a rocket, which is exciting and also a lot when you haven't slept properly since the Obama administration.Key moments of the week:Monday, April 13: Mars conjoins Neptune in Aries (1:29AM)Monday, April 13: Venus in Taurus sextile Jupiter in Cancer (4:20AM)Tuesday, April 14: Mercury in Pisces sextile Uranus in Taurus (1:10PM)Tuesday, April 14: Mercury enters Aries (11:22PM)Thursday, April 16: Sun conjoins Chiron in Aries (11:10AM)Thursday, April 16: Mars in Aries sextile Pluto in Aquarius (2:55PM)Thursday, April 16: Mercury conjoins Neptune in Aries (10:01PM)Friday, April 17: New Moon in Aries (7:51AM)Saturday, April 18: Mercury in Aries sextile Pluto in Aquarius(4:34PM)Sunday, April 19: Mars conjoins Saturn in Aries (6:43PM)Sunday, April 19: Sun enters Taurus (9:39PM)To read your, your kids', and your co-parents' daily horoscopes for this week, along with the detailed daily insights throughout the week, and personalized insights for every transit going on right now (plus deep dive parenting guides based on your specific chart and your kids' charts), pop over to the website or either app store:Get started on the websiteiPhone and iPad appsAndroid app

This week is the exhale after the exorcism. Last week had us elbow-deep in our relationships doing the kind of emotional surgery that leaves you simultaneously lighter and needing to lie down for three days. We did that work. We went into the dark, uncomfortable, sticky parts of how we relate to other people and came out with something that actually feels like clarity instead of just exhaustion dressed up as growth.So we're entering this week with genuine, hard-won optimism — not the fragile kind, the load-bearing kind. The kind you can actually build on because it survived contact with reality.Key moments of the week:Sunday, April 5: Venus in Taurus sextile North Node in Pisces (7:49AM)Sunday, April 5: Sun in Aries square Jupiter in Cancer (6:22PM)Wednesday, April 8: Mars in Pisces sextile Uranus in Taurus (12:11PM)Thursday, April 9: Mars enters Aries (3:36PM)To read your, your kids', and your co-parents' daily horoscopes for this week, along with the detailed daily insights throughout the week, and personalized insights for every transit going on right now (plus deep dive parenting guides based on your specific chart and your kids' charts), pop over to the website or either app store:Get started on the websiteiPhone and iPad appsAndroid app

It’s very possible March kinda ate you alive. The eclipses, Mercury retrograde in Pisces, Venus grinding through Aries like she was being forced to attend her own surprise party — it was a month of feeling like every relationship conversation was happening in a language you only half-spoke, while simultaneously being asked to make major life decisions with the cognitive clarity of someone who just walked into a room and forgot why. The assignment for March was to not burn your life to the ground, and if you're reading this, congratulations, you didn't. Or maybe you did a little.Key moments of the week:Monday, March 30: Venus enters Taurus (12:00PM)Wednesday, April 1: Full Moon in Libra (10:11PM)Friday, April 3: Mercury in Pisces trine Jupiter in Cancer (7:28AM)Friday, April 3: Venus in Taurus square Pluto in Aquarius (6:37PM)Sunday, April 5: Venus in Taurus sextile North Node in Pisces (7:49AM)Sunday, April 5: Sun in Aries square Jupiter in Cancer (6:22PM)To read your, your kids', and your co-parents' daily horoscopes for this week, along with the detailed daily insights throughout the week, and personalized insights for every transit going on right now (plus deep dive parenting guides based on your specific chart and your kids' charts), pop over to the website or either app store:Get started on the websiteiPhone and iPad appsAndroid app

So last week broke everything open, and if you consume any astrology content at all, you've heard the word "reset" so many times that your brain is probably leaking out of your ears by now, but the thing is, it really was. Equinox, Mercury finally stationing direct after what was genuinely one of the gnarliest retrogrades in recent memory, the new moon in Pisces closing out the very last sign of the zodiac — all of that landed in the same week, and the way things looked a month ago is just not the way things look now. The Pisces soup has been fully drained, the boundary-dissolving emotionally waterlogged chapter that's been running in the background since like 2008 is genuinely finished, and we are standing at the beginning of something that is not small and not abstract.Key moments of the week:Sunday, March 22: Sun conjoins Neptune in Aries (7:18AM)Wednesday, March 25: Sun conjoins Saturn in Aries (4:54AM)Wednesday, March 25: Sun in Aries sextile Pluto in Aquarius (2:16PM)Thursday, March 26: Venus conjoins Chiron in Aries (6:44PM)Saturday, March 28: Saturn in Aries sextile Pluto in Aquarius (6:12PM)To read your, your kids', and your co-parents' daily horoscopes for this week, along with the detailed daily insights throughout the week, and personalized insights for every transit going on right now (plus deep dive parenting guides based on your specific chart and your kids' charts), pop over to the website or either app store:Get started on the websiteiPhone and iPad appsAndroid app

March has been composting us alive. Like, not in the cute way where you turn your vegetable scraps into something that smells like earth and possibility — in the way where you are the vegetable scrap. Pisces season came in and just... dissolved the load-bearing walls of our executive function, our patience, our ability to form a sentence that means what we actually mean. Mercury retrograde made sure every attempt to think clearly felt like trying to read underwater. And eclipses showed up and just body-checked us for fun.But here's what's actually been happening underneath all of that: we've been getting shown, with zero subtlety, every single thing in our lives that isn't working. Not gently. Not in a "journal prompt at a wellness retreat" way. More like the universe grabbed us by the collar and said look at this. This thing you've been tolerating? It's rotting. This pattern you keep running? It's expensive. This version of your life that you've been white-knuckling your way through? It has an expiration date and we just hit it.Key moments of the week:Sunday, March 15: Mercury conjoins Mars in Pisces (4:07AM)Tuesday, March 17: Mercury conjoins North Node in Pisces (1:08PM)Wednesday, March 18: Venus in Aries square Jupiter in Cancer (12:08AM)Wednesday, March 18: Sun in Pisces sextile Uranus in Taurus (4:19PM)Wednesday, March 18: New Moon in Pisces (9:23PM)Friday, March 20: Sun enters Aries (10:46AM)Friday, March 20: Mercury stations direct (3:33PM)Saturday, March 21: Mars in Pisces trine Jupiter in Cancer (8:00PM)Sunday, March 22: Sun conjoins Neptune in Aries (7:18AM)To read your, your kids', and your co-parents' daily horoscopes for this week, along with the detailed daily insights throughout the week, and personalized insights for every transit going on right now (plus deep dive parenting guides based on your specific chart and your kids' charts), pop over to the website or either app store:Get started on the websiteiPhone and iPad appsAndroid app

We survived eclipse season. Barely, probably. Something between "emerged victorious" and "crawled out of the wreckage holding one shoe," and now we're here, on the other side of it, blinking in the light like we just woke up from a nap we didn't mean to take that somehow rearranged our entire personality.Key moments of the week:Sunday, March 8: Venus conjoins Saturn in Aries (9:39AM)Monday, March 9: Mercury in Pisces trine Jupiter in Cancer (1:23AM)Tuesday, March 10: Venus in Aries sextile Pluto in Aquarius (2:51AM)Tuesday, March 10: Jupiter stations direct in Cancer (11:30PM)Friday, March 13: Mars conjoins North node in Pisces (2:06AM)Sunday March 15: Mercury conjoins Mars in Pisces (4:07AM)To read your, your kids', and your co-parents' daily horoscopes for this week, along with the detailed daily insights throughout the week, and personalized insights for every transit going on right now (plus deep dive parenting guides based on your specific chart and your kids' charts), pop over to the website or either app store:Get started on the websiteiPhone and iPad appsAndroid app

This week is doing something specific and it's doing it on purpose. It starts underwater — Pisces season, retrograde Mercury, everything slightly blurry and unresolved — and by Sunday it lands somewhere that actually has edges. That's the arc. Dissolution into form. Confusion into clarity. Not because something got fixed, but because enough things completed that you can finally see what shape the room is.Key moments of the week:Monday, March 2: Mars enters Pisces (9:16AM)Tuesday, March 3: Lunar Eclipse in Virgo (6:34AM)Tuesday, March 3: Full Moon in Virgo (6:37AM)Wednesday, March 4: Venus in Pisces sextile Uranus in Taurus (11:40AM)Thursday March 5: Sun in Pisces trine Jupiter in Cancer(12:13PM)Friday, March 6: Venus enters Aries (5:46AM)Saturday, March 7: Sun conjoins Mercury in Pisces (6:01AM)Saturday, March 7: Venus conjoins Neptune in Aries (6:27AM)Sunday March 8: Venus conjoins Saturn in Aries (9:39AM)To read your, your kids', and your co-parents' daily horoscopes for this week, along with the detailed daily insights throughout the week, and personalized insights for every transit going on right now (plus deep dive parenting guides based on your specific chart and your kids' charts), pop over to the website or either app store:Get started on the websiteiPhone and iPad appsAndroid app

We're in the soupy middle of eclipse season, Mercury is about to retrograde in Pisces, and nothing — literally nothing — in your life is settled right now. Cool. Great. Love that for us.But actually, kind of, yeah. Because this week has this really specific arc that's genuinely useful if you work with it instead of white-knuckling through it. We start Sunday in this pocket of sweetness that feels almost suspiciously good — like the universe handing you a warm drink before it tells you something you need to hear. The middle of the week is quiet on the surface but rearranging underneath, like furniture being moved in the apartment above you at 2 AM. Thursday, Mercury stations retrograde and we officially stop pretending we've been communicating clearly. And by Friday, something electric and kind of feral kicks in — this restless, "I am so fucking done tolerating the thing that doesn't work" energy that might be the most productive thing to happen to us all month.Key moments of the week:Sunday, Feb. 22: Mars in Aquarius sextile Chiron in Aries (11:12AM)Sunday, Feb, 22: Venus in Pisces trine Jupiter in Cancer (3:01PM)Thursday, Feb. 26: Mercury stations retrograde in Pisces (1:48AM)Friday, Feb. 27: Mars in Aquarius square Uranus in Taurus (11:20AM)Friday, Feb. 27: Sun conjoins North node in Pisces (12:08PM)Saturday, Feb 28: Mercury conjoins Venus in Pisces (12:34AM)To read your, your kids', and your co-parents' daily horoscopes for this week, along with the detailed daily insights throughout the week, and personalized insights for every transit going on right now (plus deep dive parenting guides based on your specific chart and your kids' charts), pop over to the website or either app store:Get started on the websiteiPhone and iPad appsAndroid app

This is one of those weeks where we would love to tell you it's chill and manageable and that you can just coast through it with your iced coffee and your Spotify playlist and your illusion that you're running this show. We cannot tell you that. This week is genuinely unhinged in terms of how much is happening, and — here's the part that's actually fascinating — the eclipse on Tuesday isn't even the headliner. The eclipse is the opening act. The Saturn-Neptune conjunction on Friday is the kind of astrology that hasn't happened since 1989. And it hasn't happened at this particular degree of the zodiac since seventeen-oh-three. So no, you don't have a frame of reference for this. None of us do. We're all just here, doing our best, with scrambled eggs for brains.Key moments of the week:Mon, Feb. 16: Sun in Aquarius squares Uranus in TaurusMon, Feb. 16: Mercury in Pisces trines Jupiter in CancerTues, Feb. 17: Solar Eclipse in AquariusTues, Feb. 17: Venus conjoins the North Node in PiscesWed, Feb. 18: Sun enters PiscesFri, Feb. 20: Saturn conjoins Neptune in AriesSun, Feb. 22: Venus in Pisces trines Jupiter in CancerSun, Feb. 22: Mars in Aquarius sextiles Chiron in AriesTo read your, your kids', and your co-parents' daily horoscopes for this week, along with the detailed daily insights throughout the week, and personalized insights for every transit going on right now (plus deep dive parenting guides based on your specific chart and your kids' charts), pop over to the website or either app store:Get started on the websiteiPhone and iPad appsAndroid app