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S5 Ep 67Attack of the Clones Minute 67: Remember That Time You Peed Your Pants?
ANAKIN and WATTO go into the shop. Guest commentators: Madison Cross See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
S5 Ep 66Attack of the Clones Minute 66: A Really Dirty Star Wars Movie
ANAKIN'S grim look means business; WATTO gets the hint quickly. Guest commentators: Madison Cross See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
S5 Ep 65Attack of the Clones Minute 65: Wheel Theory
ANAKIN and PADME ride a rickshaw through the streets. Guest commentators: Ralph Attanasia and Asterios Kokkinos See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
S5 Ep 64Attack of the Clones Minute 64: The Same Wum-Wum
Jango Fett's ship lifts off from the platform and heads up into the lowering sky. It disappears. Lightning flashes. Guest commentators: Ralph Attanasia and Asterios Kokkinos See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
S5 Ep 63Attack of the Clones Minute 63: Metal Mushroom
Locked together, OBI-WAN and JANGO FETT plummet down toward the raging ocean. Guest commentators: Ralph Attanasia and Asterios Kokkinos See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
S5 Ep 62Attack of the Clones Minute 62: Super Wet Bathrobe
JANGO FETT draws his gun and fires at the charging JEDI. OBI-WAN deflects the blast and swings at JANGO FETT. Guest commentators: Ralph Attanasia and Asterios Kokkinos See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
S5 Ep 61Attack of the Clones Minute 61: Antimacassar
ANAKIN opens his eyes and looks at her. Guest commentators: Ralph Attanasia and Asterios Kokkinos See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
S5 Ep 60Attack of the Clones Minute 60: Unhappy Ending
ANAKIN is on the balcony overlooking the gardens. After a moment, PAMDE comes onto the balcony behind him. Guest commentator: Jacob Sirof See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
S5 Ep 59Attack of the Clones Minute 59: Middle Management
YODA and MACE WINDU listen as a hologram of OBI-WAN stands between them broadcasting the massage. Guest commentator: Jacob Sirof See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
S5 Ep 58Attack of the Clones Minute 58: Scramble the Folks
R4 D17, Obi-Wan's Astro-Droid, who is sitting on top of Obi-Wan's Starfighter, switches on and BEEPS. Guest commentator: Jacob Sirof See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
S5 Ep 57Attack of the Clones Minute 57: Opera
OBI-WAN stands with LAMA SU and TAUN WE just inside the open door. Guest commentator: Jacob Sirof See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
S5 Ep 56Attack of the Clones Minute 56: Invisible Smells
There is silence as they stare at the fire. ANAKIN is thinking. Guest commentator: Jacob Sirof See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
S5 Ep 55Attack of the Clones Minute 55: Agony
Silence. The logs flame in the hearth. Guest commentator: Matt Belknap See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
S5 Ep 54Attack of the Clones Minute 54: Space Ducks
The dessert is some kind of fruit. PADME picks up her fork and goes to spear a piece, but it moves! Guest commentator: Matt Belknap See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
S5 Ep 53Attack of the Clones Minute 53: Miss Kamino
OBI-WAN and TAUN WE go out. The door slides closed. JANGO FETT turns to his son. He is deep in thought. Guest commentator: Matt Belknap See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
S5 Ep 52Attack of the Clones Minute 52: Close the Door
JANGO FETT comes in from the bedroom. He wears a jumpsuit. Guest commentator: Matt Belknap See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
S5 Ep 51Attack of the Clones Minute 51: Reminiscent of the Cloud People
OBI-WAN, TAUN WE, and BOBA FETT enter the apartment. OBI-WAN looks around the room. Guest commentator: Matt Belknap See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
S5 Ep 50Attack of the Clones Minute 50: Fake
The SHAAK bucks, and ANAKIN falls off. PADME laughs even harder. ANAKIN lies still. Guest commentator: Ricky Carmona See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
S5 Ep 49Attack of the Clones Minute 49: Vote for Yoda
PADME and ANAKIN are in the middle of an idyllic hilly meadow, its lush grasses sprinkled with flowers. At a distance, a herd of SHAAKS graze contentedly. Guest commentator: Ricky Carmona See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
S5 Ep 48Attack of the Clones Minute 48: Plain Hamburger
THOUSANDS OF STORMTROOPERS, faces covered by helmets, are marching and drilling in formations of several hundred. Guest commentator: Ricky Carmona See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
S5 Ep 47Attack of the Clones Minute 47: Cool Clones
LAMA SU conducts OBI-WAN through a large eating area. Guest commentator: Ricky Carmona See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
S5 Ep 46Attack of the Clones Minute 46: Lose Yourself
ANAKIN kisses PADME. She doesn't resist. She comes to her senses and pulls away. Guest commentator: Ricky Carmona See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
S5 Ep 45Attack of the Clones Minute 45: Creepy Swallow
PADME becomes aware that ANAKIN is looking at her. Guest commentator: Joseph Scrimshaw See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
S5 Ep 44Attack of the Clones Minute 44: Good Typo
OBI-WAN masks his surprise as they move away along the corridor. Guest commentator: Joseph Scrimshaw See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
S5 Ep 43Attack of the Clones Minute 43: Wet Equivocation
LAMA SU indicates a chair. OBI-WAN sits. TAUN WE hovers. The room is bathed in brilliant white light. Guest commentator: Joseph Scrimshaw See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
S5 Ep 42Attack of the Clones Minute 42: Blissex
A Brilliant white light. OBI-WAN pushes the soaking hood from his face. Guest commentator: Joseph Scrimshaw See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
S5 Ep 41Attack of the Clones Minute 41: Bibblesplaining
SIO BIBBLE and QUEEN JAMILLIA exchange a look. Something is going on here. Guest commentator: Joseph Scrimshaw See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
S5 Ep 40Attack of the Clones Minute 40: Personal Vision
QUEEN JAMILLIA is seated on the throne, flanked by SIO BIBBLE and a COUPLE OF ADVISORS. Guest commentator: Riley Silverman See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
S5 Ep 39Attack of the Clones Minute 39: Dangerous and Disturbing
ANAKIN and PADME walk toward the palace. ARTOO continues to follow. Guest commentator: Riley Silverman See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
S5 Ep 38Attack of the Clones Minute 38: We're the Jedi
There is a brief pause. Then a CHILD puts its hand up. YODA nods. Guest commentator: Riley Silverman See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
S5 Ep 37Attack of the Clones Minute 37: The Bear Clan
OBI-WAN comes out onto the veranda and stops, watching TWENTY or so FOUR-YEAR-OLDS doing training exercises, supervised by YODA. Guest commentator: Riley Silverman See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
S5 Ep 36Attack of the Clones Minute 36: Alex P. Keaton
The great, gloomy hold is crowded with EMIGRANTS and their belongings. Guest commentator: Riley Silverman See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
S5 Ep 35Attack of the Clones Minute 35: A House on Elm Street
JOCASTA NU taps the keyboard and frowns. Guest commentator: Kelly Anneken See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
S5 Ep 34Attack of the Clones Minute 34: None of Us Here
DEXTER grins. He puts the dart down between them. Guest commentator: Kelly Anneken See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
S5 Ep 33Attack of the Clones Minute 33: Little More Than a Novelty
DEXTER picks up the dart delicately between his puffy fingers and peers at it. Guest commentator: Kelly Anneken See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
S5 Ep 32Attack of the Clones Minute 32: Gaslighting the Gaslighter
OBI-WAN comes to a kind of alien diner. On the steamed-up window it says "DEX'S DINER" in alien lettering. He goes inside. Guest commentator: Kelly Anneken See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
S5 Ep 31Attack of the Clones Minute 31: Podme
ANAKIN and PADME, dressed in Outland peasant outfits, get up and head for the door where CAPTAIN TYPHO, DORME and OBI-WAN are waiting to hand them their luggage. Guest commentator: Kelly Anneken See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
S5 Ep 30Attack of the Clones Minute 30: Nothing Happens on Naboo
A small bus speeds toward the massive freighter docks of Coruscant's Industrial area. Guest commentator: Crystal Beth See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
S5 Ep 29Attack of the Clones Minute 29: Showin' Off Mad Skillz
ANAKIN backs away as PADME turns and goes back to her packing. Guest commentator: Crystal Beth See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
S5 Ep 28Attack of the Clones Minute 28: Pianos
ANAKIN and JAR JAR stand near the door of the anteroom to PADME'S bedroom. PADME and DORME move about packing luggage. Guest commentator: Crystal Beth See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
S5 Ep 27Attack of the Clones Minute 27: Marriott
MACE WINDU and YODA walk down the long hallways, silhouetted by a lit room at the end. Guest commentator: Crystal Beth See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
S5 Ep 26Attack of the Clones Minute 26: Infomercial
The vast Jedi Temple sits on an endless flat plain, silhouetted by a against the traffic-filled sky. Guest commentator: Crystal Beth See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
S5 Ep 25Attack of the Clones Minute 25: A Horse's Hoof
OBI-WAN and ANAKIN look up to see an ARMOURED ROCKET-MAN taking off from a roof high above. Guest commentator: Steele Saunders See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
S5 Ep 24Attack of the Clones Minute 24: The Matrix
The gun is raised to aim directly at his back, and suddenly OBI-WAN turns fast. His lightsaber flashes. There is a shrill SCREAM and ZAM'S ARM hits the floor. Guest commentator: Steele Saunders See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
S5 Ep 23Attack of the Clones Minute 23: No-Name Sport Involving Robots
OBI-WAN heads for the bar. ANAKIN blinks in surprise, then moves into the room, where ALIEN FACES look back at him with hostility, suspicion, and invitation as he moves among the tables. Guest commentator: Steele Saunders See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
S5 Ep 22Attack of the Clones Minute 22: Backdoor Kenobi
Ahead, ZAM turns in through a door and disappears. A nightclub sign is flashing over the door. Guest commentator: Steele Saunders See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
S5 Ep 21Attack of the Clones Minute 21: One-Minute Car Crash
Just as the dragster is about to nose dive into the ground, ZAM pulls it out, and it slides hard on the pavement in a shower of sparks. ANAKIN goes flying into the street. Guest commentator: Steele Saunders See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
S5 Ep 20Attack of the Clones Minute 20: Jedi Janitor
ANAKIN jumps out of the speeder. Guest commentator: Cassandra Fredrickson See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
S5 Ep 19Attack of the Clones Minute 19: Karate Schools
ANAKIN turns up a side street, zooming up several small passageways, then stops, hovering about fifty stories up. Guest commentator: Jim O'Kane See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
S5 Ep 18Attack of the Clones Minute 18: This Is Where a Human Would Be Laughing
Huge electrical bolts shoot between the buildings as the speeders pass. Guest commentator: Scott Carelli See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.