Sports Horn
Featuring the Ian Fiveankles breakfast show!
Stak · Stak Production
About
Sports Horn – it’s the UK’s third most talked about sports radio network!Join ex-footballer and current pundit Ian Fiveankles with co-host Anthony Richardson as they tackle the biggest sporting stories in their brand new breakfast show, only on SPORTS HORN.Dishing out the sort of insight one can only acquire from playing LDV Vans Trophy fixtures against both Jamie Cureton and Jamie O’Hara, this is a breakfast show not to be missed... Sports Horn is a weekly sports radio parody from Stak and the comedic minds of The Exploding Heads (Mark Davison and Anthony Richardson) who can be found here! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Latest Episodes
View all 69 episodesKitty's Wedding
"I present the UK’s third most talked about Sports Talk radio breakfast show. It was briefly second but then an otter died on air and the momentum was lost…"Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'.Head on over to here https://x.com/Exploding_Heads for more info on their forthcoming live dates! This is a work of fiction. Any names or characters, businesses or places, events or incidents, are fictitious. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.Sports Horn is a Stak Production. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Tactical Advantage
"We have to look for the positives. We're clinging to small mercies, Ian, as if we're Man United scraping past Coventry city in an FA Cup semi final." Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'.Sports Horn is a Stak Production.This is a work of fiction. Any names or characters, businesses or places, events or incidents, are fictitious. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ant and Kitty
"He rescues baby pandas in his spare time. Extra fluffy ones."Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'.Sports Horn is a Stak Production.This is a work of fiction. Any names or characters, businesses or places, events or incidents, are fictitious. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Dragon's Pen
"Nicholas Lyndhurst could have saved millions of lives. But he wanted some wartime punani, unrationed!" Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'.Sports Horn is a Stak Production.This is a work of fiction. Any names or characters, businesses or places, events or incidents, are fictitious. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ian De Cologne
"We stuck a dehumidifier in the shed and sat around drinking Monster and opening paints"Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'.Sports Horn is a Stak Production.This is a work of fiction. Any names or characters, businesses or places, events or incidents, are fictitious. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ian Mandela
“I’m 95 years old, but if I saw Ian Fiveankles in prison I’d tip his tray of food all over his head, scalding him with gravy."Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'.Sports Horn is a Stak Production.This is a work of fiction. Any names or characters, businesses or places, events or incidents, are fictitious. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ian designs the England shirt
"Bubble from Big Brother 1 here!"Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'.Sports Horn is a Stak Production.This is a work of fiction. Any names or characters, businesses or places, events or incidents, are fictitious. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy Anderson
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Ian Fiveankles Fights Mark Goldbridge
"Ian, you met at the weigh in, you pressed your naked tummies together and glared at each other. How did that feel?"Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'.Sports Horn is a Stak Production.This is a work of fiction. Any names or characters, businesses or places, events or incidents, are fictitious. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Being Mario Balotelli
"Leamington is a football hotbed Ian!"Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'.Sports Horn is a Stak Production. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Man Utd DNA
"One animal that WILL leave this studio alive is Chris Kiwomya’s woodlouse. And that’s an Ian Fiveankles guarantee."Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'.Sports Horn is a Stak Production.This is a work of fiction. Any names or characters, businesses or places, events or incidents, are fictitious. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Ghost of Alan Rickman
"You can’t hump in this game! This isn’t Orcs & Bjorks Unleashed!"Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'.Sports Horn is a Stak Production.This is a work of fiction. Any names or characters, businesses or places, events or incidents, are fictitious. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Steve Bull in a China Shop
"I did go in the kitchen and destroyed all the deep fat fryers!"Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'.Sports Horn is a Stak Production.This is a work of fiction. Any names or characters, businesses or places, events or incidents, are fictitious. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Wes Brown's BIG BIG town
"Size is confusing, isn’t it Ian?""I dunno."Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'.Sports Horn is a Stak Production.This is a work of fiction. Any names or characters, businesses or places, events or incidents, are fictitious. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Ian At War
"Name a current midfielder in the Premier League that’s harder than me. You couldn’t.""John McGinn.""Apart from him. He’s not of this era. He’s like that bloke in Life on Mars."Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'.Sports Horn is a Stak Production.This is a work of fiction. Any names or characters, businesses or places, events or incidents, are fictitious. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Who shat on Drew Fibonacci's Car?
"It’s David Coote." "Who?"Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'.Sports Horn is a Stak Production.This is a work of fiction. Any names or characters, businesses or places, events or incidents, are fictitious. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Kitty Spink's Heart
"If David James wanted to impress a sex worker, and there's no evidence to suggest that was part of his motivation..."Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'.Sports Horn is a Stak Production.This is a work of fiction. Any names or characters, businesses or places, events or incidents, are fictitious. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Groundsman of the year
"It’s Adam and Eve, not Christmas Steve!"-----------Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'.Sports Horn is a Stak Production.This is a work of fiction. Any names or characters, businesses or places, events or incidents, are fictitious. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ian Barton
"We’re getting reports that a local school’s under 8’s girls' are about to burn all their sponsored shinpads"-----------Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'.Sports Horn is a Stak Production.This is a work of fiction. Any names or characters, businesses or places, events or incidents, are fictitious. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
New York, New York
"Kasey Keller. Marcus Hahnemann. Tim Howard." "The USA has produced some of the world's…goalkeepers."---------Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'.Sports Horn is a Stak Production.This is a work of fiction. Any names or characters, businesses or places, events or incidents, are fictitious. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.