Show overview
Smoothie Criminals has been publishing since 2014, and across the 2 years since has built a catalogue of 11 episodes. That works out to roughly 9 hours of audio in total. Releases follow a roughly quarterly cadence.
Episodes typically run thirty-five to sixty minutes — most land between 45 min and 50 min — and the run-time is fairly consistent across the catalogue. The publisher flags most episodes as explicit, so expect adult themes or strong language throughout. It is catalogued as a EN-language Comedy show.
The catalogue appears to be on hiatus or wound down — the most recent episode landed 10.1 years ago, with no new episodes in over a year. The busiest year was 2014, with 6 episodes published. Published by The Smoothie Criminals.
From the publisher
Broadcast live from the TJ & Mike Tower; Josh Moore, Jeff Alyanak, Tenisha Ford and Ian Walmark create, taste and discuss new smoothies every episode.
Latest Episodes
Ep 11Episode 11 – Someone’s Grandpa Loves Uncle Ricky’s Sour-nut Sorbet
EBroadcast from the thirty-fourth floor of the TJ & Mike Tower…After headway is made in Jeff’s deep undercover operation, the true identity of Finland’s Prime Minister is, at last, revealed! How will this affect Professor Ishiguru’s power play?Meanwhile, Ian and Tea’s trip to the past yields unexpected consequences, and Josh’s new hat leaves most, but not all, impressed.
Ep 10Episode 10 – Special: Grum!
EBroadcast from the thirty-fourth floor of the TJ & Mike Tower…With Don Abelló’s evil twin in the hospital, Jeff, Ian and Josh have escaped Los Angeles tucked into the landing gear of a 747.However, when they arrive at their destination, they are all surprised to see a familiar face, Dustin has survived his operation and has cut them off at the Boston airport!
Ep 9Episode 9 – Fate Goes Ever As She Muskmelon
EBroadcast from the thirty-fourth floor of the TJ & Mike Tower…After failing to return the mysterious briefcase to Don Abelló, Jeff and Josh go into hiding in lower Los Angeles only to find a familiar face awaiting them.Meanwhile, Tea and Ian continue to investigate Ryan Seacrest’s involvement in the death of their father, everything goes sideways after a mysterious guest appears before the friends! What happens next? Tune in to find out!
Ep 8Episode 8 – Don’t Make Me Green, You Wouldn’t Like Me When I’m Green
EBroadcast from the thirty-fourth floor of the TJ & Mike Tower…Back from their brief foray into the Yemeni radio market, Jeff, Josh, Ian and Tea return more powerful than ever before.However, in a sick twist of fate, a death in the Smoothie Criminals family leaves all four reeling. With the help of their local Padre will they learn to live and love again? Tune in!
Ep 7Episode 7 – Just the Dip
EBroadcast from the thirty-fourth floor of the TJ & Mike Tower…The year of the Smoothie marches on as Josh, Jeff, Ian and Tea make three more randomly generated smoothies.The twist this episode? The Gods decide they hate Josh, Jeff, Ian and Tea and smite them with some really, really bad combinations.A special thanks to XyNo for the awesome new theme song! Check out his rad music: xynosaur.com
Ep 6Episode 6 – Popping Katherine’s Maraschino Cherry
EBroadcast from the thirty-fourth floor of the TJ & Mike Tower…On this fantastic episode the Smoothie Criminals are joined by smoothie launderer Melinda and their favourite smoothie fence Katherine.Tune in as Katherine enjoys her very first smoothie ever!
Ep 5Episode 5 – A Series of Unfortunate Ingredients
EBroadcast from the thirty-fourth floor of the TJ & Mike Tower once again! Josh, Ian and Jeff are on their own this time and end up with 9 of the strangest ingredients you could imagine.With much coughing and little joy they slog through three of the most unique Smoothies in podcast history.
Ep 4Episode 4 – Ben Affleck is a Dick (Halloween Special)
EBroadcast from the thirty-fourth floor of the TJ & Mike Tower, the Smoothie Criminals celebrate The Holiday of the Gourd-Father and create 3 pumpkin-based Smoothies.Can our heroes survive the awful texture and flavour of this least-sought-after smoothie ingredient? Tune in to find out!
Ep 3Episode 3 – The Last Harvest on Earth
EBroadcast from the thirty-fourth floor of the TJ & Mike Tower, in Episode 3 our gallant heroes once again enter the smoothie fray for three more D10 selected smoothies while enjoying the Smoothie Criminals' final cucumber yield of the year.
Ep 2Episode 2 – Thunder Bay Bovril
EBroadcast from the thirty-fourth floor of the TJ & Mike Tower, Episode 2 of Smoothie Criminals sees our heroes making their first successful smoothie as well as one of Thunder Bay’s classic winter weather smoothies.
Ep 1Episode 1 – Always De-Stem
EBroadcast from the thirty-fourth floor of the TJ & Mike Tower, Episode 1 of Smoothie Criminals has Josh, Jeff, Tea, & Ian being joined by special guest Carmen!