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SKATCAST presents: The Dave and Angus Show Episode 17 is now available to be absorbed through your chosen orifice. We recommend the ears.Today's Bullshit:[Disc Golf] Angus gets treated to his first round of disc golf and he of course shits on the sport, the players and throws words at another disc-golfer.[Tree Sex] Angus thinks that trees are at war with us and he mumbles something about the Illuminati. Their weapon? Yikes. Sexy trees, kind of. Realm Earth theory makes more sense.[Baseball] We send Dave and Angus to a minor league baseball game and they share their favorite baseball themed movies. There is also a bit of a tussle over some language.[D&A Vault] We shared this skit with the Inside Scoopers and Skat Cats a while back and thought we could pull this weird little tribute to baseball out. It's Dave and Angus reading (poorly) the script from Abbot and Costello's "Who's On First?". It was recorded in 2011 on a potato for a radio program. Angus hates that we play this.[Dave and Angus Music] "Baseball and Tree Sex" - Angus continues to write the hits. This is his little demo.Visit us for more episodes of SKATCAST and other shows like SKATCAST presents The Dave & Angus Show plus BONUS material at https://www.skatcast.com Watch select shows and shorts on YouTube: bit.ly/34kxCneJoin the conversation on Discord! https://discord.gg/YmDG4gF8agFor all show related questions: [email protected] rate and subscribe on iTunes and elsewhere and follow SKATCAST on social media!! Instagram: @theescriptkeeper Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/scriptkeepersATWanna become a Patron? Click here: https://www.patreon.com/SkatcastSign up through Patreon and you'll get Exclusive Content, Behind The Scenes video, special downloads and more! Prefer to make a donation instead? You can do that through our PayPal: https://paypal.me/skatcastpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The DIPSH*T FILES with Mr. and Mrs. Script Keeper returns to true crime with "The Monster of the Andes." Today's Dipshit:The most prolific serial killer perhaps of all-time, Pedro Alanzo Lopez killed perhaps more than 300 young girls and hunted in three countries in South America. Visit us for more episodes of SKATCAST and other shows like SKATCAST presents The Dave & Angus Show plus BONUS material at https://www.skatcast.com Watch select shows and shorts on YouTube: bit.ly/34kxCneJoin the conversation on Discord! https://discord.gg/YmDG4gF8agFor all show related questions: [email protected] rate and subscribe on iTunes and elsewhere and follow SKATCAST on social media!! Instagram: @theescriptkeeper Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/scriptkeepersATWanna become a Patron? Click here: https://www.patreon.com/SkatcastSign up through Patreon and you'll get Exclusive Content, Behind The Scenes video, special downloads and more! Prefer to make a donation instead? You can do that through our PayPal: https://paypal.me/skatcastpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The 17th dose of SKATCAST hosted by the Script Keeper is ready for your ear canals. Today's Bullshit:[Inside My Mind | 2:36 ] Script Keeper takes his first dab and his thoughts are recorded.[SKATCAST Cast Meeting | 4:18 ] This is inside look at the SKATCAST cast meeting is normally reserved for Inside Scoopers and Skat Cats in Patreon, but this week we share half of the dumbfuckery that happened this week.[SKATCAST Nurse Fairy Rhymes | 10:12 ] "The Monkey's Paw" by W. W. Jacobs. This is perhaps the darkest tale we've told so far, so make sure and ask your parents if it's okay.[Liam the Monster Hunter | 26:54 ] "Liam's Odd-As-Fuck-A-Sea-Three" - This is the third installment of Liam's Odyssey thing. It's been dumb so far, this one will likely continue the trend.[The Adventures of Gunner Halifax | 35:54 ] "Gunner vs. The Government" - Dr. Shmogi's species doesn't have government, so he asks to go along with Captain Halifax as he gets his Captain's license renewed. We thought about calling this one, "Space DMV".Visit us for more episodes of SKATCAST and other shows like SKATCAST presents The Dave & Angus Show plus BONUS material at https://www.skatcast.com Watch select shows and shorts on YouTube: bit.ly/34kxCneJoin the conversation on Discord! https://discord.gg/YmDG4gF8agFor all show related questions: [email protected] rate and subscribe on iTunes and elsewhere and follow SKATCAST on social media!! Instagram: @theescriptkeeper Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/scriptkeepersATWanna become a Patron? Click here: https://www.patreon.com/SkatcastSign up through Patreon and you'll get Exclusive Content, Behind The Scenes video, special downloads and more! Prefer to make a donation instead? You can do that through our PayPal: https://paypal.me/skatcastpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SKATCAST with the Script Keeper presents: The Dave and Angus Show episode 16!This one is a bit different today. A number of Inland Empire police departments came together to invite Angus to do a Citizen's Academy to understand why he is such a pain in the ass.Today's Bullshit:[Citizen's Academy] D&A move through a number of scenarios and situations and for some reason Angus is given a gun. Dave learns all about the many difficult jobs a police officer has while Angus seems to learn nothing as usual.[Angus's Ride-Along] Officer Getchell, a patient and kind man, is pushed to edge before he and Angus even get into the car together. Angus has a few questions as they spend a full 12 hour shift together.Visit us for more episodes of SKATCAST and other shows like SKATCAST presents The Dave & Angus Show plus BONUS material at https://www.skatcast.com Watch select shows and shorts on YouTube: bit.ly/34kxCneJoin the conversation on Discord! https://discord.gg/YmDG4gF8agFor all show related questions: [email protected] rate and subscribe on iTunes and elsewhere and follow SKATCAST on social media!! Instagram: @theescriptkeeper Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/scriptkeepersATWanna become a Patron? Click here: https://www.patreon.com/SkatcastSign up through Patreon and you'll get Exclusive Content, Behind The Scenes video, special downloads and more! Prefer to make a donation instead? You can do that through our PayPal: https://paypal.me/skatcastpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SKATCAST presents: The DIPSH*T FILES with Mr. and Mrs. Script Keeper. Mrs. Script Keeper tells the stories and Mr. Script Keeper interrupts her and mis-handles the dumbfuckery. Today's Bullshit: [Brief UFO History | 2:15 ] Since it's the first Dipsh*t Files on U.F.O.'s, there's a brief look into the first U.F.O. sightings and the many sightings in the state of Arizona.[Brief Phoenix Lights | 10:49 ] Arizona is famous for more than one sighting, and its significance is highlighted.[Travis Walton's Story | 13:32 ] The Travis Walton story includes a bit about his life and the relationship he had with his co-workers (fellow witnesses) as well as his own account of the experience (32:46) and a re-telling of an official Travis Walton interview (35:31). The Script Keepers with then see what evidence there is (46:47), run it through the official DIPSH*T FILES U.F.O-meter and see where it sits amongst other sightings.[Mr. Script Keeper's Dumb Alternative Theory] Mr. Script Keeper has many idiotic thoughts that shouldn't be shared. This is certainly one of those but it has also been recorded.[Conclusions | 1:02:55 ] And what is the final verdict (according to two rando's on the internet)? Visit us for more episodes of SKATCAST and other shows like SKATCAST presents The Dave & Angus Show plus BONUS material at https://www.skatcast.com Watch select shows and shorts on YouTube: bit.ly/34kxCneJoin the conversation on Discord! https://discord.gg/YmDG4gF8agFor all show related questions: [email protected] rate and subscribe on iTunes and elsewhere and follow SKATCAST on social media!! Instagram: @theescriptkeeper Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/scriptkeepersATWanna become a Patron? Click here: https://www.patreon.com/SkatcastSign up through Patreon and you'll get Exclusive Content, Behind The Scenes video, special downloads and more! Prefer to make a donation instead? You can do that through our PayPal: https://paypal.me/skatcastpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SKATCAST with the Script Keeper has been rolling for 16 episodes! It blows our minds too!Today's Bullshit:[Inside My Mind | 3:19 ] We all have weird families. This is what it's like inside the Script Keeper's mind at his family reunion.[SKATCAST Nursery Rhymes | 8:22 ] "Little Red Riding Hood" - The cast of SKATCAST take on the timeless tale of not talking to strangers.[Eavesdropping in the Office of God | 14:45 ] What would it be like to listen in to say, God and his secretary? Perhaps something like this...[Liam the Monster Hunter | 21:58 ] "Liam's Odd-As-Fuck-A-Sea" (part two) - Liam continues his quest to get Werlin to Wizard Island and make a name for himself as the best Monster Hunter in all the land. But he's not even the best Slayer on his horse.[The Adventures of Gunner Halifax | 31:08 ] "Planet Halifax" - Why would a planet be named after a monster like Gunner? Because life is often very unfair. Also, Dr. Shmogi and the Captain spend some quality time together.Visit us for more episodes of SKATCAST and other shows like SKATCAST presents The Dave & Angus Show plus BONUS material at https://www.skatcast.com Watch select shows and shorts on YouTube: bit.ly/34kxCneJoin the conversation on Discord! https://discord.gg/YmDG4gF8agFor all show related questions: [email protected] rate and subscribe on iTunes and elsewhere and follow SKATCAST on social media!! Instagram: @theescriptkeeper Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/scriptkeepersATWanna become a Patron? Click here: https://www.patreon.com/SkatcastSign up through Patreon and you'll get Exclusive Content, Behind The Scenes video, special downloads and more! Prefer to make a donation instead? You can do that through our PayPal: https://paypal.me/skatcastpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SKATCAST presents: The Dave and Angus Show episode #15 is ready for mastication and pre-digestion! The guys are back in Spokane and in the studio for this week's shitshow. Angus was in charge of producing the subject matter for this episode. Probably a big mistake.Today's Bullshit:[Trip Recap] Our duo of douches discuss their most recent three state trip and a thing or two they noticed from Kansas, Minnesota and Texas. They also showcase their weird way of making money while busking in Austin, TX.[Dogs vs Cats] Angus was told by his wife and chitrens that they were getting a dog, so he took this opportunity to go off on the differences between cats and dogs for some reason. Can you find a point in there?[Nickelback] Angus thinks you should like NIckelback, or at the very least we should retire their reign as rock's punching bag and has a ten point presentation on why that is. Dave doesn't care either way. [D&A Random Facts] To close out the show, both of the guys choose three random things they think you might enjoy knowing. Do with it what you will.Visit us for more episodes of SKATCAST presents The Dave and Angus Show and other shows like SKATCAST and THE DIPSH*T FILES plus BONUS material at https://www.skatcast.com Watch select shows and shorts on YouTube: bit.ly/34kxCneJoin the conversation on Discord! https://discord.gg/YmDG4gF8agFor all show related questions: [email protected] rate and subscribe on iTunes and elsewhere and follow SKATCAST on social media!! Instagram: @theescriptkeeper Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/scriptkeepersATWanna become a Patron? Click here: https://www.patreon.com/SkatcastSign up through Patreon and you'll get Exclusive Content, Behind The Scenes video, special downloads and more! Prefer to make a donation instead? You can do that through our PayPal: https://paypal.me/skatcastpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SKATCAST presents: The Dipsh*t Files with Mr. and Mrs. Script Keeper. True Crime and Oddities for your ear ballz! Today's Dipshits:[Aileen Wuornos | 5:05 ] One of the best known female serial killers of modern times, Aileen Wuornos was indeed a "monster", but her story is one of lies, mental illness and a life in the underbelly of society, which Mrs. Script Keeper will unpack for us.[Amy Archer-Gilligan | 1:14:43 ] Never heard if her? She's not well known, but she was a prolific dipshit. Her body count was high, her methods were evil and her targets were often helpless to fend her off. Amy Archer-Gilligan seemed like Mother Teresa to the public, but she was truly a devil.Visit us for more episodes of The Dipsh*t Files and other shows like SKATCAST and SKATCAST presents The Dave & Angus Show plus BONUS material at https://www.skatcast.com Watch select shows and shorts on YouTube: bit.ly/34kxCneJoin the conversation on Discord! https://discord.gg/YmDG4gF8agFor all show related questions: [email protected] rate and subscribe on iTunes and elsewhere and follow SKATCAST on social media!! Instagram: @theescriptkeeper Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/scriptkeepersATWanna become a Patron? Click here: https://www.patreon.com/SkatcastSign up through Patreon and you'll get Exclusive Content, Behind The Scenes video, special downloads and more! Prefer to make a donation instead? You can do that through our PayPal: https://paypal.me/skatcastpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SKATCAST with the Script Keeper has produced it's 15th basket of skit-skats. A little late for Easter, but no one can stop you from eating the head off a chocolate bunny why you listen to this. They are probably on sale as fuck!Today's Bullshit:[Inside My Mind | 2:49 ] Some songs can drive a person insane. This segment features a collection of them to see if the Script Keeper will die. [SKATCAST Nursery Rhymes| 8:08 | 15:52 ] DOUBLE-DOSE - "Emperor's New Clothes" and "Jack and the Beanstalk". SKATCAST does SKATCAST things to things you know. We feel bad about it too![Liam the Monster Hunter | 24:26 ] "Liam's Odd-As-Fuck-A-Sea (part one)" - Liam and his merry bad of misfits continue their journey through the land of Marnia in an Odyssey of sorts. Except their is no character named Odysseus and it's not about Greece nor is it well written.[The Adventures of Gunner Halifax | 35:17 ] "Gunner's Serenity/Gunner Goes Evil" - Will Gunner survive a bunch of dumb sci-fi shit thrown at him? I guess we could do "The Adventures of Dr. Shmogi" if he doesn't. Visit us for more episodes of SKATCAST and other shows like SKATCAST presents The Dave & Angus Show, SKATCAST presents The Dipsh*t Files plus BONUS material at https://www.skatcast.com Watch select shows and shorts on YouTube: bit.ly/34kxCneJoin the conversation on Discord! https://discord.gg/YmDG4gF8agFor all show related questions: [email protected] rate and subscribe on iTunes and elsewhere and follow SKATCAST on social media!! Instagram: @theescriptkeeper Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/scriptkeepersATWanna become a Patron? Click here: https://www.patreon.com/SkatcastSign up through Patreon and you'll get Exclusive Content, Behind The Scenes video, special downloads and more! Prefer to make a donation instead? You can do that through our PayPal: https://paypal.me/skatcastpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SKATCAST presents: The Dave and Angus Show #14! It's the Texas Special!Dave and Angus have been tasked with visiting all 50 U.S. States, and this week they hit Texas. We sent them all over the "Lone Star State" and although we can't share everything...here's a good rundown of what they got up to.[Dallas/Ft. Worth] In Dallas the boys visit a number of tourist spots including Dealey Plaza (Angus is good we promise), some giant art installations, the Medieval Times restaurant, the "Texas Woofus" and Angus takes on another eating challenge.[Aurora] Here D&A investigate an alleged UFO crash dating back to 1897 and visit the grave of what many believe is an alien.[Waco] Angus is pretty sure this part of the world is Illuminati headquarters.[Austin] D&A hit a number of places in Austin including the Cathedral of Junk, 6th Street and the Museum of the Weird.[Houston] The guys hit a haunted bar as well as the Space Center of Houston before they visit the National Museum of Funeral History and Dave finds a surprising exhibit.[San Antonio] Once again the guys hit a number of spots including Six-Flags, Sea World, the Hertzberg Circus Museum and they check out the world's largest pair of boots.[El Paso] In this episode the guys visit Dave's Pawn Shop, a unique oddities shop, to get gifts for Angus's kids back home.[Arlington] Baseball baby! Texas vs. Toronto!Visit us for more episodes of SKATCAST and other shows like SKATCAST presents The Dave & Angus Show plus BONUS material at https://www.skatcast.com Watch select shows and shorts on YouTube: bit.ly/34kxCneJoin the conversation on Discord! https://discord.gg/YmDG4gF8agFor all show related questions: [email protected] rate and subscribe on iTunes and elsewhere and follow SKATCAST on social media!! Instagram: @theescriptkeeper Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/scriptkeepersATWanna become a Patron? Click here: https://www.patreon.com/SkatcastSign up through Patreon and you'll get Exclusive Content, Behind The Scenes video, special downloads and more! Prefer to make a donation instead? You can do that through our PayPal: https://paypal.me/skatcastpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SKATCAST presents: The DipSh*t Files with Mr. and Mrs. Script Keeper. This is episode #2, but it's the first full episode. The Dipsh*t Files podcast is focused around True Crime and Oddities (conspiracies, paranormal, weird sh*t). The mission is to try and begin to understand the actions of us humans more clearly. We as humans are pretty f*cking weird. This show won't always focus on the baddies, but we've got a Dipsh*t Meter-thingy and everything! This Week's Dipsh*ts:[Edmund Kemper - "The Co-ed KIller"] Dipsh*t #1 is one of the weirdest serial killers from California and that's a high bar. MOTHER![Joachim Kroll - "Ruhr Cannibal"] Dipsh*t #2 has one of the lowest IQ's in the sh*t bucket, but he had a surprising criminal intellect. Also, he ate people! F*ck![Josef Fritzl] Dipsh*t #3 is in the running as one of the worst wastes of carbon in the Earth's 4.54 billion year history. He's not a serial killer, but he rivals Albert Fish in a couple categories for "Worst Dipsh*t of All-Time". Visit us for our comedy podcasts like SKATCAST and other shows like SKATCAST presents The Dave & Angus Show plus BONUS material at https://www.skatcast.com Watch select shows and shorts on YouTube: bit.ly/34kxCneJoin the conversation on Discord! https://discord.gg/YmDG4gF8agFor all show related questions: [email protected] rate and subscribe on iTunes and elsewhere and follow SKATCAST on social media!! Instagram: @theescriptkeeper Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/scriptkeepersATWanna become a Patron? Click here: https://www.patreon.com/SkatcastSign up through Patreon and you'll get Exclusive Content, Behind The Scenes video, special downloads and more! Prefer to make a donation instead? You can do that through our PayPal: https://paypal.me/skatcastpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SKATCAST presents: The Dipsh*t Files - a true crime and oddities podcast with Mr. and Mrs. Script Keeper. This is the "pilot" and "Series Guide" episode. At least it's meant to show what the point of all this is.The Script Keeper spent three years helping to research serial killers (and other topics) as part of the team working for Timesuck with Dan Cummins. And Mrs. Script Keeper knows way more than her husband.The point of this podcast is to put the world's worst baddies into our patented Dipshit Meters and determine who the worst of the worst were in all of history. Today's Dipshits:[Ed Gein - "Butcher of Plainfield"] Dipshit #1 is Ed Gein. One of the most depraved humans to have walked the earth.[Jeffrey Dahmer - "Milwaukee Cannibal"] Dipshit #2 is the notorious man-eater Jeffrey Dahmer. [Albert Fish - "Werewolf of Wysteria"] Dipshit #3 is Albert Fish and he is so far the front-runner for "Worst Dipshit of All-Time."Visit us for more episodes of SKATCAST and other shows like SKATCAST presents The Dave & Angus Show and SKATCAST presents The Dipsh*t Files plus BONUS material at https://www.skatcast.com Watch select shows and shorts on YouTube: bit.ly/34kxCneJoin the conversation on Discord! https://discord.gg/YmDG4gF8agFor all show related questions: [email protected] rate and subscribe on iTunes and elsewhere and follow SKATCAST on social media!! Instagram: @theescriptkeeper Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/scriptkeepersATWanna become a Patron? Click here: https://www.patreon.com/SkatcastSign up through Patreon and you'll get Exclusive Content, Behind The Scenes video, special downloads and more! Prefer to make a donation instead? You can do that through our PayPal: https://paypal.me/skatcastpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This is SKATCAST #14. It's NOT made for chitren! But we're NOT your parents, so do what you want to do.Today's Bullshit:[Inside My Mind | 3:14 ] The Script Keeper is taken well out of his comfort zone and placed into the "Great Outdoors". The voices in his head seem to have a hard time when there are bugs around.[SKATCAST Nursery Rhymes | 10:01 ] "Three Little Pigs" - You know the story. Three pigs build houses, a wolf commits a few felonies and someone has to die in the end, right? [Ambling Through Religious History | 15:51 ] "Monotheism" - Imagine being presented with the idea of switching from worshiping a number of gods (polytheism) to worshiping just one (monotheism). Might be a weird transition. [Liam the Monster Hunter | 21:46 ] "Dork of the Rings Returns" - Liam and his pals head back to Mordor to dispose of the second magic ring. WE also get to "see" Barfield in all his orch-slaying feathered glory![Adventures of Gunner Halifax | 33:47 ] "Wanted" or "Bounty Hunter Syndicate F*ck Faces" - Whichever title you choose, this episode has everything working against Gunner and his crew. Will the ship murder them? Will they be captured and/or killed by Bounty Hunters? Can the captain resist the allure of robot boobies? Could you?Visit us for more episodes of SKATCAST and other shows like SKATCAST presents The Dave & Angus Show plus BONUS material at https://www.skatcast.com Watch select shows and shorts on YouTube: bit.ly/34kxCneJoin the conversation on Discord! https://discord.gg/YmDG4gF8agFor all show related questions: [email protected] rate and subscribe on iTunes and elsewhere and follow SKATCAST on social media!! Instagram: @theescriptkeeper Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/scriptkeepersATWanna become a Patron? Click here: https://www.patreon.com/SkatcastSign up through Patreon and you'll get Exclusive Content, Behind The Scenes video, special downloads and more! Prefer to make a donation instead? Help us make SKATCAST into CARTOONS! You can do that through our PayPal: https://paypal.me/skatcastpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SKATCAST with the Script Keeper presents: The Dave and Angus Show episode 13. Two voices escaped SKATCAST and have run amok across the US, looking to see all 50 states. They also do other shit, but so far, it's mainly getting punched in various historical locations around the nation.Today's Bullshit:Minnesota is a BIG state with a ton of fun to be had. But here are the cities/towns that are featured on this week's show:[Minneapolis] D&A spend a bunch of time in the twin cities area, which includes discovering a giant blue cock in a sculpture garden, meeting with some older gentlemen at the American Swedish Institute, visiting the Mall of America (Bloomington, MN) and the Minnesota Zoo (Apple Valley, MN).[St. Paul] D&A did a bunch of things in St. Paul, but only the Diablo Burger food challenge is featured this time.[Brainerd] The dysfunctional duo had a great time at Paul Bunyan Land! They can't wait for you to hear the entirety of their real-time adventure![Duluth] The guys start their beer drinking tour in Duluth. Angus, alcohol and a giant body of water (which he thinks is an ocean) is probably dumb. We do it anyway.[Two Harbors] More beer drinking. Also, the boys walk on the beach and Angus claims Northeastern Minnesota for himself.[Eveleth] Dave is excited to see the USA Hockey Hall of Fame in Eveleth, MN. [Grand Rapids] Dave also gets to see da Vinci's giant horse statue. Angus fixates on it's dingus. It's a real mature segment.[Warren] Warren, MN is home to Minnesota's most famous UFO case, and Dave and Angus couldn't resist making the long trip up north.[Sauk Centre] In the final stop of the trip, D&A once again are sent to a haunted building, this time it's the Palmer House Hotel. Angus is certain he see's something.Visit us for more episodes of SKATCAST and other shows like SKATCAST presents The Dave & Angus Show plus BONUS material at https://www.skatcast.com Watch select shows and shorts on YouTube: bit.ly/34kxCneJoin the conversation on Discord! https://discord.gg/YmDG4gF8agFor all show related questions: [email protected] rate and subscribe on iTunes and elsewhere and follow SKATCAST on social media!! Instagram: @theescriptkeeper Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/scriptkeepersATWanna become a Patron? Click here: https://www.patreon.com/SkatcastSign up through Patreon and you'll get Exclusive Content, Behind The Scenes video, special downloads and more! Prefer to make a donation instead? You can do that through our PayPal: https://paypal.me/skatcastpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SKATCAST with the Script Keeper Zaq Flanary is once again available to allow into your mind meat. It's not recommended but people do it anyway.Today's Bullshit:[Inside My Mind] The Script Keeper is put through a hardcore scientific experiment on Nostalgia and he'll probably never be the same. He continues to be sorry to his mama.[Ambling Through Religious History] This often ignored tale from the bible stares a prophet of the Lord, a bunch of children and some bears. It's weird AF![Liam the Monster Hunter] "Werewolf of the Wood" - Yep. More werewolf shit. Zaq is all about werewolves for some reason. This one also explains the ongoing Orch problem. [Adventures of Gunner Halifax] "Fender-Bender of the Sith" - Once again the Star Mart parking lot is the setting for space-fuckery, obviously this time involves a Sith Lord.Visit us for more episodes of SKATCAST and other shows like SKATCAST presents The Dave & Angus Show plus BONUS material at https://www.skatcast.com Watch select shows and shorts on YouTube: bit.ly/34kxCneJoin the conversation on Discord! https://discord.gg/YmDG4gF8agFor all show related questions: [email protected] rate and subscribe on iTunes and elsewhere and follow SKATCAST on social media!! Instagram: @theescriptkeeper Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/scriptkeepersATWanna become a Patron? Click here: https://www.patreon.com/SkatcastSign up through Patreon and you'll get Exclusive Content, Behind The Scenes video, special downloads and more! Prefer to make a donation instead? You can do that through our PayPal: https://paypal.me/skatcastpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SKATCAST with the Script Keeper presents: The Dave and Angus Show. We've done 12 of these and once again our duo of douche-canoes are out to teach us all about geography. This episode is all about Kansas.Today's Bullshit:[Wichita] In Wichita Angus takes on an eating challenge at a pizza shop, then the takes on a 23-acre outdoor museum about 1870's Kansas in flip-flops.[Topeka] D&A visit the Evel Knievel Museum and Angus is enamored with his childhood hero's motorcycle.[Junction City] D&A pass through one of three of Kansas's military bases, and stop in to have breakfast at an amazing diner and Angus makes friends with cowboys.[Atchison] The boys visit what many call "the most haunted house in America". And it does seem like Dave and a less than positive interaction with a ghostly mass. Or a ghastly ass? I don't know.[White Cloud] Remember Angus's goal when he went to the Four Points where you can stand in four states at once? Kansas has a similar thing and Angus has a similar goal.[Lucas] The is a monkey statue here that Angus hates dearly.[Cawker City] More than just fun to say, Cawker City is home to that massive ball of twine that all the kids are talking about. Dave and Angus check it the fuck out![Dodge City] All the cowboy movies have characters that came from Dodge City. D&A go to a wax museum there that features the gunslingers of the west. Visit us for more episodes of SKATCAST and other shows like SKATCAST presents The Dave & Angus Show plus BONUS material at https://www.skatcast.com Watch select shows and shorts on YouTube: bit.ly/34kxCneJoin the conversation on Discord! https://discord.gg/YmDG4gF8agFor all show related questions: [email protected] rate and subscribe on iTunes and elsewhere and follow SKATCAST on social media!! Instagram: @theescriptkeeper Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/scriptkeepersATWanna become a Patron? Click here: https://www.patreon.com/SkatcastSign up through Patreon and you'll get Exclusive Content, Behind The Scenes video, special downloads and more! Prefer to make a donation instead? You can do that through our PayPal: https://paypal.me/skatcastpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The 12th application of SKATCAST with the Script Keeper is ready for public consumption. It's best if you don't consume it.Today's Bullshit:[Inside My Mind] What goes through a human mind when hanging out in a bar with scientists while they get you drunk to see what you brain does? This shot of "Inside My Mind" answers that question, at least about the Script Keeper's mind.[SKATCAST: Nursery Rhymes] "Goldie Loxx and The Three Bears" - You know the story. Well, we retell it by adding a copious amount of profanity. [SKATCAST: Educational Programing] Once again SKATCAST has been compelled by our parent company {redacted} to use our platform for good instead of evil, we we think is dumb, but whatever. This week we take a painfully boring look into how the U.S. government works. Gross![Liam the Monster Hunter] "The Leprechaun of an Unscrupulous Nature" - Liam and his misfits continue their trek through the newly renamed realm to discover glory and riches, and this week...to find the most unlucky Leprechaun in all of Marnia. Yes, Marnia. [The Adventures of Gunner Halifax] "Droid City Lights" - Gunner and the crew of the spade journey to a planet and city that is exclusively run by robots and find themselves at the mercy of yet another of the Captain's many vices and a plethora of bad choices. Visit us for more episodes of SKATCAST and other shows like SKATCAST presents The Dave & Angus Show plus BONUS material at https://www.skatcast.com Watch select shows and shorts on YouTube: bit.ly/34kxCneJoin the conversation on Discord! https://discord.gg/YmDG4gF8agFor all show related questions: [email protected] rate and subscribe on iTunes and elsewhere and follow SKATCAST on social media!! Instagram: @theescriptkeeper Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/scriptkeepersATWanna become a Patron? Click here: https://www.patreon.com/SkatcastSign up through Patreon and you'll get Exclusive Content, Behind The Scenes video, special downloads and more! Prefer to make a donation instead? You can do that through our PayPal: https://paypal.me/skatcastpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This is the 11th extruding of SKATCAST presents the Dave and Angus show. Produced by the Script Keeper Zaq Flanary, Dave and Angus are once again in the SKATCAST Studios discussing topics they probably don't have any business discussing.Today's Bullshit:[Letters From You] Does Angus really have 13 kids and if so, what are their names? Dave and Angus answer a couple listener questions.[Movie Review] "The Adam Project" - D & A weigh in on this popular new family-ish sci-fi time-traveling movie from Netflix.[The Art of Cussing] Angus has an idea why he thinks curse words are bad, and he also tells a story about what cussing can do when you are on the radio. [Parenting Tips From Angus] Want to hear the worst five tips for parents of all-time? They could be on this podcast.[New non-songs] Dave and Angus haven't been on the road the last few weeks, so we've had them in the recording studio working on a new album. How far have they gotten? Angus plays some of his newest hits.Visit us for more episodes of SKATCAST and other shows like SKATCAST presents The Dave & Angus Show plus BONUS material at https://www.skatcast.com Watch select shows and shorts on YouTube: bit.ly/34kxCneJoin the conversation on Discord! https://discord.gg/YmDG4gF8agFor all show related questions: [email protected] rate and subscribe on iTunes and elsewhere and follow SKATCAST on social media!! Instagram: @theescriptkeeper Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/scriptkeepersATWanna become a Patron? Click here: https://www.patreon.com/SkatcastSign up through Patreon and you'll get Exclusive Content, Behind The Scenes video, special downloads and more! Prefer to make a donation instead? You can do that through our PayPal: https://paypal.me/skatcastpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This is your 11th dose of SKATCAST with the Script Keeper. Don't you think you've had enough? This one is extra long! Okay, you asked for it.[Inside My Mind] A compilation of science, we study the Script Keeper's mind when he does a number of random things.[Black Sheep] "Two Pig Party System" - Black Sheep is lectured by his peers about his lack of enthusiasm for farm politics.[Ambling Through Religious History] Imagine introducing a religion of shame and masochism to people living happily in what amounts to paradise. George Carlin once posed that idea and Script Keeper ran with it into the series Ambling Through Religious History and this episode specifically.[Liam the Monster Hunter] "The Dragon's Princess" - It's a story about a guy and his dumb crew and a quest to save a princess from a dragon. Easy peasy. Except it's SKATCAST so...it hits different.[The Adventures of Gunner Halifax] "The Guardians of Planet Rich Guy" - Taking a job as mercenaries, the crew of the Spade take up positions as security agents for a rich guy who owns his own planet. The planet is even named after him! But not everybody is happy that the rich guy is there as the crew soon learns.Visit us for more episodes of SKATCAST and other shows like SKATCAST presents The Dave & Angus Show plus BONUS material at https://www.skatcast.com Watch select shows and shorts on YouTube: bit.ly/34kxCneJoin the conversation on Discord! https://discord.gg/YmDG4gF8agFor all show related questions: [email protected] rate and subscribe on iTunes and elsewhere and follow SKATCAST on social media!! Instagram: @theescriptkeeper Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/scriptkeepersATWanna become a Patron? Click here: https://www.patreon.com/SkatcastSign up through Patreon and you'll get Exclusive Content, Behind The Scenes video, special downloads and more! Prefer to make a donation instead? You can do that through our PayPal: https://paypal.me/skatcastpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this episode of SKATCAST presents: The Dave and Angus Show, our two hosts embark on a three part journey into space stuff. They begin with their top-10 sci-fi movies of all time, followed by Angus trying to convince Dave that aliens have been to earth via alleged testimonies from astronauts and then Dave shares some space facts he and the SKATCAST research team that would be fun to learn about. Also, Tim pushes Angus to homicidal levels this week because Tim sucks!Visit us for more episodes of SKATCAST and other shows like SKATCAST presents The Dave & Angus Show plus BONUS material at https://www.skatcast.com Watch select shows and shorts on YouTube: bit.ly/34kxCneJoin the conversation on Discord! https://discord.gg/YmDG4gF8agFor all show related questions: [email protected] rate and subscribe on iTunes and elsewhere and follow SKATCAST on social media!! Instagram: @theescriptkeeper Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/scriptkeepersATWanna become a Patron? Click here: https://www.patreon.com/SkatcastSign up through Patreon and you'll get Exclusive Content, Behind The Scenes video, special downloads and more! Prefer to make a donation instead? You can do that through our PayPal: https://paypal.me/skatcastpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SKATCAST #10 is now consumable as fuck! Put it in your ear-holes for maximum tomfuckery!Today's Bullshit:[Inside My Mind] The Script Keeper is scienced right at the moment he is meeting a person for the first time. It's something...[Liam the Monster Hunter] Liam continues his quest to become a professional Slayer and tracks down a vampire. Do you think Liam is tough enough for a vampire?[SKATCAST Educational Programming] Sponsored by the Illuminati, this is a quick bit of financial advice programming. *Do NOT take financial advice from podcasts with "SKAT" in the title.[Black Sheep] This week on Black Sheep, the pigs talk to the farm about policy changes and the wonders of the Happy Barn.[The Adventures of Gunner Halifax] Gunner and the crew are once again at the mercy of the computer's capricious ways and the robot cougar has also escaped the armory again. Will this be the episode where we end the show because we kill off all the main characters?[Sovereign BONUS Shit] After the show there is a bonus segment that features a brand new Sovereign Citizen and the Non-Prophets song and a discussion between Zaq (the Script Keeper) and Shaiden, the two singers of the band. The song is called "Three Face Criminal".Visit us for more episodes of SKATCAST and other shows like SKATCAST presents The Dave & Angus Show plus BONUS material at https://www.skatcast.comWatch select shows and shorts on YouTube: bit.ly/34kxCneJoin the conversation on Discord! https://discord.gg/YmDG4gF8agFor all show related questions: [email protected] rate and subscribe on iTunes and elsewhere and follow SKATCAST on social media!!Instagram: @theescriptkeeperFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/scriptkeepersATWanna become a Patron? Click here: https://www.patreon.com/SkatcastSign up through Patreon and you'll get Exclusive Content, Behind The Scenes video, special downloads and more!Prefer to make a donation instead? You can do that through our PayPal: https://paypal.me/skatcastpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SKATCAST presents: the Dave and Angus Show episode #9 is ready for you to allow into your cranial cavity via your ear holes. What will it do when it's in there? That's hard to say. Dave and Angus are back home in their Eastern Washington studio and talking about a ton of shit as well as releasing a song from the album that got them kicked off their label. Was it this song?Today's Bullshit:[Road Trip Recap] The boys visited Colorado, Nevada and New Jersey in their last outing. They certainly had some thoughts on the trip. [Angus's Science] When Angus travels state to state, he has a little survey he has random strangers take. Sometimes he gets interesting answers, other times he gets punched in the face. This week he ponders the answers he got during the last road trip.[Band Member Surprise] In the second half of the show Dave and Angus discuss musical shit, including the weirdest story of a former band member that retaliated in a unique way.[Angus's New Songs] There aren't any. But Angus plays them anyway. It's really awful.[World Premier Music ] Dave and Angus release another song from the album that got them fired. It's called "Misandrist (the Man Hater)". They also tell the story of the song. You should probably listen to something normal people like. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SKATCAST #9 with the Script Keeper bounds into your Tuesday like a crotch-fire for your birthday! We don't know what that means either. We've had our SKATCAST scientists calculate the amount of weekly ear-ball toonz that is appropriate for a normal human to consume then we tripled it, smashed it into a powder, snorted it of a donkey's ass and now I've forgotten what the point of this summary is. Kitty buttholes ***!!!!Today's Bullshit:[Inside My Mind | 3:19 ] The voices in Zaq's head have a hell of a time figuring out how to get food into his face-hole. Science![Pain or Gain | 8:30 ] The game show where you answer trivia questions and either win some cash, or get punched in the face. It's a family show.[Black Sheep | 12:22 ] Black Sheep once again finds himself at odds with his fellow sheep. This time, he's had enough and is breaking the fuck out! Good luck, dumb ass![Liam the Monster Hunter | 18:28 ] Liam and his goof-troop continue their journey to take a magic ring to a volcano and meet a couple not really that surprising characters along the way. But there's a talking horse and a dragon-slaying pigeon, so we've got that going for us.[The Adventures of Gunner Halifax | 28:42 ] This installment of Gunner Halifax is called "Dr. Shmogi's Secret" and part of it was inspired by a poll created by some of our listeners as to who would win between Dr. Shmogi and another SKATCAST character. This doesn't answer that question, but it adds some fun context. Also we learn why Dr. Shmogi's teeth are florescent yellow.Visit us for more episodes of SKATCAST and other shows like SKATCAST presents The Dave & Angus Show plus BONUS material at https://www.skatcast.com Watch select shows and shorts on YouTube: bit.ly/34kxCneJoin the conversation on Discord! https://discord.gg/YmDG4gF8agFor all show related questions: [email protected] rate and subscribe on iTunes and elsewhere and follow SKATCAST on social media!! Instagram: @theescriptkeeper Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/scriptkeepersATWanna become a Patron? Click here: https://www.patreon.com/SkatcastSign up through Patreon and you'll get Exclusive Content, Behind The Scenes video, special downloads and more! Prefer to make a donation instead? You can do that through our PayPal: https://paypal.me/skatcastpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to the eighth installment of The Dave and Angus Show. This week our two gentlemen and scholars were sent to New Jersey to experience the Garden State.Today’s Bullshit:New Jersey is an amazing place with a lot to offer, but both Dave and Angus seemed to fixate on all the wonderful food, from pizza to an unbeatable breakfast sandwich to a pro-level food challenge, they try and take it all in. They also discover that New Jersey has a creepy AF catacombs, that nothing is sacred to Angus and that the Jersey Devil might indeed be real.All this and so much more bullshit as the boys tour the great state of New Jersey. Visit us for more episodes of SKATCAST and other shows like SKATCAST presents The Dave & Angus Show plus BONUS material at https://www.skatcast.com Watch select shows and shorts on YouTube: bit.ly/34kxCneJoin the conversation on Discord! https://discord.gg/YmDG4gF8agFor all show related questions: [email protected] rate and subscribe on iTunes and elsewhere and follow SKATCAST on social media!! Instagram: @theescriptkeeper Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/scriptkeepersATWanna become a Patron? Click here: https://www.patreon.com/SkatcastSign up through Patreon and you'll get Exclusive Content, Behind The Scenes video, special downloads and more! Prefer to make a donation instead? You can do that through our PayPal: https://paypal.me/skatcastpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SKATCAST with the Script Keeper has excreted it's 8th volume of one guy's fever dreams and mushroom trips for you experience. We hope it takes your mind off the stuff and things.This week's Bullshit:[ Inside My Mind | 5:13 ] Once again scientists record the inner-dialogue inside Zaq's mind. This time they science the science as he drives to work in the snow and experiences a bit of road rage.[ Liam the Monster Hunter | 11:08 ] For some reason Liam and his compatriots have found themselves a magic ring, so that means they have to do magic ring stuff. Also they meet a ghost from Werlin the Wizard's past.[ Ambling Through Religious History | 21:19 ] After Moses smashed the freshly dictated first edition of the Ten Commandments, he went back up the mountain and came back with a second divinely inspired draft. This is an exact reading of that story.[ The Adventures of Gunner Halifax | 29:56 ] This week features a werewolf in space. Do you need more information than that?Visit us for more episodes of SKATCAST and other shows like SKATCAST presents The Dave & Angus Show plus BONUS material at https://www.skatcast.com Watch select shows and shorts on YouTube: bit.ly/34kxCneJoin the conversation on Discord! https://discord.gg/YmDG4gF8agFor all show related questions: [email protected] rate and subscribe on iTunes and elsewhere and follow SKATCAST on social media!! Instagram: @theescriptkeeper Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/scriptkeepersATWanna become a Patron? Click here: https://www.patreon.com/SkatcastSign up through Patreon and you'll get Exclusive Content, Behind The Scenes video, special downloads and more! Prefer to make a donation instead? You can do that through our PayPal: https://paypal.me/skatcastpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this episode of SKATCAST's the The Dave and Angus Show, the boys journey all over the "Battle Born State" of Nevada as they continue their mission to visit every U.S. State. Today's Bullshit:On this episode Dave and Angus visit a number of Nevada cities like Las Vegas, Reno, Lake Tahoe, Virginia City, Rachel and destination spots like the Hoover Dam and Area 51. Will Angus convince Dave to break into Area 51 with him? Will they discover the truth about the moon landing? Will Angus continue his streak of getting his ass kicked in every state he's visited? All the answers to these questions and more are just one click away.Visit us for more episodes of SKATCAST and other shows like SKATCAST presents The Dave & Angus Show plus BONUS material at https://www.skatcast.com Watch select shows and shorts on YouTube: bit.ly/34kxCneJoin the conversation on Discord! https://discord.gg/YmDG4gF8agFor all show related questions: [email protected] rate and subscribe on iTunes and elsewhere and follow SKATCAST on social media!! Instagram: @theescriptkeeper Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/scriptkeepersATWanna become a Patron? Click here: https://www.patreon.com/SkatcastSign up through Patreon and you'll get Exclusive Content, Behind The Scenes video, special downloads and more! Prefer to make a donation instead? You can do that through our PayPal: https://paypal.me/skatcastpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episode seven of SKATCAST with the Script Keeper is here and ready for the bloodstream. Today's Bullshit:[Inside My Mind] Scientists link Zaq's mind up to a super computer to record his inner-thoughts at the expense of the tax-payer while he plays video games? The results are dumb. I wonder if he'll think about his dick?[Liam the Monster Hunter] Liam goes dragon hunting and comes face to face with his first dragon. Will the main character be killed and not show up in his own show next week? You better get in here and find out![Ambling Through Religious History] Did you know there were two sets of the ten commandments that Moses brought down from atop the mountain? This week we look into the happenings that went on around the first attempt to bring morality to the heathen masses. What happened to that first set?[Adventures of Gunner Halifax] On this week's exciting and totally true adventures, Captain Halifax and his crew go to the grocery store. Did they remember their coupons? We also learn some dark new truths about the worst alien in the universe.Visit us for more episodes of SKATCAST and other shows like SKATCAST presents The Dave & Angus Show plus BONUS material at https://www.skatcast.com Watch select shows and shorts on YouTube: bit.ly/34kxCneJoin the conversation on Discord! https://discord.gg/YmDG4gF8agFor all show related questions: [email protected] rate and subscribe on iTunes and elsewhere and follow SKATCAST on social media!!Instagram: @theescriptkeeperFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/scriptkeepersATWanna become a Patron? Click here: https://www.patreon.com/SkatcastSign up through Patreon and you'll get Exclusive Content, Behind The Scenes video, special downloads and more! Prefer to make a donation instead? You can do that through our PayPal: https://paypal.me/skatcastpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SKATCAST with the Script Keeper presents: The Dave and Angus Show episode #6! This week Dave and Angus visit Colorado as part of their journey to see every US State. Angus seems to have a personal goal of punching a guy and/or taking an awkwardly public shit in every state they visit. Perhaps the mile-high elevation in Colorado was getting to Angus this week, but the A-hole knob was cranked higher than usual and he was fixing on misbehaving the moment he set foot off the plane in the "Illuminati as Fuck" Denver International Airport. Today's Bullshit:The boys check out a number of places in Denver, Colorado Springs, Idaho Springs (we swear that's in Colorado), the Four Corner's region, Aurora, Golden and Boulder in this flaming port-a-potty of a Colorado adventure.Angus discovers his new favorite food, the boys tour the Coors Beer plant, they get out and see the beauty in Colorado's natural wonders, there's some dinosaur shit and Angus tries to piss on four states in one squirt. All this and there's also some geography in there, we promise. Also, once again, we're sorry. Most of us that work at SKATCAST have our resume's out there. Should I have typed that last bit? Probably not. Visit us for more episodes of SKATCAST and other shows like SKATCAST presents The Dave & Angus Show plus FREE BONUS material at https://www.skatcast.com Watch Dave and Angus and SKATCAST TV on YouTube: bit.ly/34kxCneJoin the conversation on Discord! https://discord.gg/YmDG4gF8agFor all show related questions: [email protected] rate and subscribe on iTunes and elsewhere and follow SKATCAST on social media!!Instagram: @theescriptkeeperFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/scriptkeepersATWanna become a Patron to get more SKATCAST? Click here: https://www.patreon.com/SkatcastSign up through Patreon, become a member of the Litterbox and you'll get Exclusive Content, Behind The Scenes video, special downloads and more!Prefer to make a donation instead? You can punch our PayPal at: https://paypal.me/skatcastpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episode six of SKATCAST with Zaq Flanary (the Script Keeper) is ready to invade your inner-thoughts and fuck with your brain chemicals. Today's Bullshit:Inside My Mind | It's Zaq vs. a gas station burrito. Will he make it home in time to not soil himself?Liam the Monster Hunter | The wizard finally does some magic shit on this episode called "The Pigeon of Destiny."Ambling Through Religious History | We peer into the biblical parenting mishaps of a guy named Abe and a boy named Isaac. The Adventures of Gunner Halifax | Captain Halifax goes on a spiritual journey to casinos, drug dens and hooker holes across the galaxy in search for...gambling, drugs and sex. He finds all those things pretty easily. But will he find himself? Probably not.All this and some other bullshit on this week's thing.Visit us for more episodes of SKATCAST and other shows like SKATCAST presents The Dave & Angus Show plus BONUS material at https://www.skatcast.com Watch select shows and shorts on YouTube: bit.ly/34kxCneJoin the conversation on Discord! https://discord.gg/YmDG4gF8agFor all show related questions: [email protected] rate and subscribe on iTunes and elsewhere and follow SKATCAST on social media!!Instagram: @theescriptkeeperFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/scriptkeepersATWanna become a Patron? Click here: https://www.patreon.com/SkatcastSign up through Patreon and you'll get Exclusive Content, Behind The Scenes video, special downloads and more! Prefer to make a donation instead? You can do that through our PayPal: https://paypal.me/skatcastpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on SKATCAST presents: THE DAVE AND ANGUS SHOW by Zaq Flanary, Dave and Angus discuss the final episode of the Book of Boba Fett from Star Wars, then Angus reveals Dave's passion for all things chips, plus the duo of douchery discuss some of Angus's theories about the music business and they finish by playing their two favorite songs they have recorded together. One is about a sandwich and the other got Angus banned from his own home for two months by his wife and kicked off their label. You'll hear why. No VOICE ACTOR was harmed in the making of this program. Visit us for more episodes of SKATCAST and other shows like SKATCAST presents The Dave & Angus Show plus BONUS material at https://www.skatcast.com Watch select shows and shorts on YouTube: bit.ly/34kxCneJoin the conversation on Discord! https://discord.gg/YmDG4gF8agFor all show related questions: [email protected] rate and subscribe on iTunes and elsewhere and follow SKATCAST on social media!!Instagram: @theescriptkeeperFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/scriptkeepersATWanna become a Patron? Click here: https://www.patreon.com/SkatcastSign up through Patreon and you'll get Exclusive Content, Behind The Scenes video, special downloads and more! Prefer to make a donation instead? You can do that through our PayPal: https://paypal.me/skatcastpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episode five of SKATCAST with Zaq Flanary (the Script Keeper) is ready for your cranial consumption. If you choose to let us in through your ear-holes, this episode will try to impregnate your mind with things like brain science, classical literature, sportsmanship and space science. Or more accurately the Script Keeper will throw a bunch of dick jokes at you while we dredge through the depths of the human experience via four bite sized (and R-rated) radio movies. Today's Bullshit:Inside My Mind | This week the scientists record Zaq's thoughts as he interacts with social media.Liam the Monster Hunter | Liam and his men (and horse) get lost and find themselves in a field of "Frozen Faces."Man Hunt | A new one-time skit (probably) called Man Hunt. What would it look (sound) like if the most powerful people hunted random poor people for sport and televised it like golf? That is the essence of this skit. We're sorry.The Adventures of Gunner Halifax | Closing out the Droknol Saga (we think), Captain Halifax and his crew of mercenary space assholes are once again faced with a powerful foe in "Revenge of the Droknol."Visit us for more episodes of SKATCAST and other shows like SKATCAST presents The Dave & Angus Show plus BONUS material at https://www.skatcast.com Watch select shows and shorts on YouTube: bit.ly/34kxCneJoin the conversation on Discord! https://discord.gg/YmDG4gF8agFor all show related questions: [email protected] rate and subscribe on iTunes and elsewhere and follow SKATCAST on social media!!Instagram: @theescriptkeeperFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/scriptkeepersATWanna become a Patron? Click here: https://www.patreon.com/SkatcastSign up through Patreon and you'll get Exclusive Content, Behind The Scenes video, special downloads and more! Prefer to make a donation instead? You can do that through our PayPal: https://paypal.me/skatcastpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Dave and Angus Show on SKATCAST returns with it's fourth installment. On this episode, Dave and Angus are reunited after more than two years apart to continue the mission they started, to visit all 50 states and talk about stupid shit at home in their studio in Eastern Washington. On this episode they also talk about a movie they saw together recently and their experience in the theater. Then comes a very music ending to the show. How do I explain this? Fuck. I don't think I can. It's very musical and the themes are parenting, growing up, an inappropriate Yoda mask, porn and picking up the leavings of an army of dogs. Visit us for more episodes of SKATCAST and other shows like SKATCAST presents The Dave & Angus Show plus BONUS material at https://www.skatcast.com Watch select shows and shorts on YouTube: bit.ly/34kxCneJoin the conversation on Discord! https://discord.gg/YmDG4gF8agFor all show related questions: [email protected] rate and subscribe on iTunes and elsewhere and follow SKATCAST on social media!!Instagram: @theescriptkeeperFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/scriptkeepersATWanna become a Patron? Click here: https://www.patreon.com/SkatcastSign up through Patreon and you'll get Exclusive Content, Behind The Scenes video, special downloads and more!Prefer to make a donation instead? You can do that through our PayPal: https://paypal.me/skatcastpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SKATCAST is like old-timey radio theater but with curse words, violence and the mind of the Script Keeper Zaq Flanary behind it. This week on the fourth edition of SKATCAST we continue our scientific endeavors to record the inner voices of the Script Keeper's dumb mind. We're all embarrassed for him. Then we move along to another installment of Liam the Monster Hunter, the hero Middle-Narnia-land neither deserves nor wants. Then to end the show, SKATCAST presents another episode of the Adventures of Gunner Halifax. This clusterf*ck continues the story line (sort of) of the last three weeks and is called "Pirate Moon." Visit us for more episodes of SKATCAST and other shows like SKATCAST presents The Dave & Angus Show plus BONUS material at https://www.skatcast.com Watch select shows and shorts on YouTube: bit.ly/34kxCneJoin the conversation on discord.gg/YmDG4gF8agFor all show related questions: [email protected] rate and subscribe on iTunes and elsewhere and follow SKATCAST on social media!!Instagram: @theescriptkeeperFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/scriptkeepersATWanna become a Patron? Click here: www.patreon.com/SkatcastSign up through Patreon and you'll get Exclusive Content, Behind The Scenes video, special downloads and more! Prefer to make a donation instead? You can do that through our PayPal: https://paypal.me/skatcastpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This time on the third episode of the Dave and Angus Show, the two douche-canoes are thrown back out on the road to Alabama and then Alaska. We learn all sorts of interesting tidbits about both states, the boys get lost in a national park, Angus tries to get a Moose drunk and he also manages to keep his "punching dudes in various states" streak alive. You won't believe who he decides to target in Alaska!Produced and voiced by Zaq Flanary._______________________________Visit us for more episodes of SKATCAST and other shows like SKATCAST presents The Dave & Angus Show plus BONUS material at https://www.skatcast.com Watch select shows and shorts on YouTube: bit.ly/34kxCneJoin the conversation on Discord! https://discord.gg/YmDG4gF8agFor all show related questions: [email protected] rate and subscribe on iTunes and elsewhere and follow SKATCAST on social media!!Instagram: @theescriptkeeperFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/scriptkeepersATWanna become a Patron? Click here: https://www.patreon.com/SkatcastSign up through Patreon and you'll get Exclusive Content, Behind The Scenes video, special downloads and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This time on the Dave and Angus Show the boys are in the studio for the first half debating whether or not the moon landing was faked. Angus is a nudnik and his arguments are terrible. Dave gets pissed by the end.Then the duo head to California and enjoy learning all about the Unite State's most populous state, and even visit the "happiest place on earth". The show ends with D and A riding a rollercoaster and Angus once again making friends with his bad attitude, weak fists and glass jaw.Produced and voiced by Zaq Flanary._________________________________Visit us for more episodes of SKATCAST and other shows like SKATCAST presents The Dave & Angus Show plus BONUS material at https://www.skatcast.com Watch select shows and shorts on YouTube: bit.ly/34kxCneJoin the conversation on Discord! https://discord.gg/YmDG4gF8agFor all show related questions: [email protected] rate and subscribe on iTunes and elsewhere and follow SKATCAST on social media!!Instagram: @theescriptkeeperFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/scriptkeepersATWanna become a Patron? Click here: https://www.patreon.com/SkatcastSign up through Patreon and you'll get Exclusive Content, Behind The Scenes video, special downloads and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This is the very first episode of The Dave and Angus Show--a part of SKATCAST hosted by the Script Keeper Zaq Flanary. The Dave and Angus Show follows Dave (the somewhat reasonable one) and Angus (the nudnik) as they take on the world in their own uniquely stupid way. Today the douche-bros introduce themselves and discuss what they envision the D&A Show to be like. Then they'll demonstrate a segment called "The Booze to Bowl Challenge" where the boys take turns giving off their top three professional athletes of all time while either taking a hit of the weed pipe (Dave) or having a swig of their Daddy's moonshine (Angus).Then the duo of douchbaggery head to Idaho to give you all the info you ever needed about that state (that you shouldn't move to) in the very first installment of the Dave and Angus Show. Plus Dave grapples with his dislike of flying in planes. For more content like this visit: SKATCAST.com________________________________________Visit us for more episodes of SKATCAST and other shows like SKATCAST presents The Dave & Angus Show plus BONUS material at https://www.skatcast.com Watch select shows and shorts on YouTube: bit.ly/34kxCneJoin the conversation on Discord! https://discord.gg/YmDG4gF8agFor all show related questions: [email protected] rate and subscribe on iTunes and elsewhere and follow SKATCAST on social media!!Instagram: @theescriptkeeperFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/scriptkeepersATWanna become a Patron? Click here: https://www.patreon.com/SkatcastSign up through Patreon and you'll get Exclusive Content, Behind The Scenes video, special downloads and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on episode three of SKATCAST, the Scriptkeeper Zaq Flanary has concocted four bits of horseshit he thinks people might want to allow into their ears. We're not sure why either. This show is essentially the voices in Zaq's head run amok set to music and sound effects. We start the show once again with a sciency segment called "Inside My Mind" where this week Zaq is petting his dog. It's riveting! Then we take off into a bit from Zaq's sketchy past. Did you know Zaq wrote and voiced cartoons for Henry Kissinger's short lived children's program called "Kissinger's Kids"? It sucked! Then we'll really get stupid and introduce our newest mini-series...Liam the Monster Hunter. It's even dumber than it sounds! Then to close it off, we head to space to check in with the worst alien in the known Universe in another installment of "The Adventures of Gunner Halifax". For more episodes of SKATCAST and more stupid sh*t that Zaq has made like THE DAVE & ANGUS SHOW, visit SKATCAST.com.No voice actors were harmed in the making of SKATCAST. ------------------------------Visit us for more episodes of SKATCAST and other shows like SKATCAST presents The Dave & Angus Show plus BONUS material at https://www.skatcast.com Watch select shows and shorts on YouTube: bit.ly/34kxCneJoin the conversation on Discord! https://discord.gg/YmDG4gF8agFor all show related questions: [email protected] rate and subscribe on iTunes and elsewhere and follow SKATCAST on social media!!Instagram: @theescriptkeeperFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/scriptkeepersATWanna become a Patron? Click here: https://www.patreon.com/SkatcastSign up through Patreon and you'll get Exclusive Content, Behind The Scenes video, special downloads and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This is an BONUS episode of "The Adventures of Gunner Halifax" from SKATCAST hosted by the Script Keeper Zaq Flanary. This episode takes you on an adventure...well...the Captain and Lt. Bambi walk around the ship and meet the crew and stuff like that anyway. It's actually a 20-plus minute long sh*tshow, but there is a robot cougar, a guy playing with heavy machinery while high AF and lots of irresponsible sci-fi gun play from the worst alien in the Universe. Who knows, some people like garbage like this. Maybe you're one of them. We hope you are. :)For more attempts at humor you shouldn't tell people that you enjoy--visit SKATCAST.com for tons more content like this.No voice actors were harmed in the making of "The Adventures of Gunner Halifax". ----------------------------Visit us for more episodes of SKATCAST and other shows like SKATCAST presents The Dave & Angus Show plus BONUS material at https://www.skatcast.com Watch select shows and shorts on YouTube: bit.ly/34kxCneJoin the conversation on Discord! https://discord.gg/YmDG4gF8agFor all show related questions: [email protected] rate and subscribe on iTunes and elsewhere and follow SKATCAST on social media!!Instagram: @theescriptkeeperFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/scriptkeepersATWanna become a Patron? Click here: https://www.patreon.com/SkatcastSign up through Patreon and you'll get Exclusive Content, Behind The Scenes video, special downloads and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today on SKATCAST (Episode 2) starring the Script Keeper Zaq Flanary, we've got four skits and some other bullshit. First, another edition of "Inside my Mind" as the Script Keeper's mind is once again probed in the name of science. Then we'll check in with some angels as they fly down to look in the a couple cities and their sinful ways for another "Ambling Through Religious History". Next we'll the do an episode of the "Adventures of Gunner Halifax" (#2). This time the captain and his crew are hunting a rare alien monster and a bunch of them die or something. It's stupid as f*ck. And to close it out--we introduce a new skit called "Black Sheep" about...sheep...and government. It is also stupid as f*ck.---------------------------Visit us for more episodes of SKATCAST and other shows like SKATCAST presents The Dave & Angus Show plus BONUS material at https://www.scatcast.com Watch select shows and shorts on YouTube: bit.ly/34kxCneJoin the conversation on Discord! https://discord.gg/YmDG4gF8agFor all show related questions: [email protected] rate and subscribe on iTunes and elsewhere and follow SKATCAST on social media!!Instagram: @theescriptkeeperFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/scriptkeepersATWanna become a Patron? Click here: https://www.patreon.com/SkatcastSign up through Patreon and you'll get Exclusive Content, Behind The Scenes video, special downloads and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's our first episode of SKATCAST! Features the many voices of the Script Keeper Zaq Flanary. This episode contains the ongoing series "Inside My Mind", "Ambling Through Religious History" and "The Adventures of Gunner Halifax" . Today and Ambling Through Religious History, Noah is tasked with a big ask by the Lord, and on The Adventures of Gunner Halifax--the Captain and his crew try to break up a battle between civilizations--it goes great.-------------------------------------------Visit us for more episodes of SKATCAST and other shows like SKATCAST presents The Dave & Angus Show plus BONUS material at https://www.skatcast.com Watch select shows and shorts on YouTube: bit.ly/34kxCneJoin the conversation on Discord! https://discord.gg/YmDG4gF8agFor all show related questions: [email protected] rate and subscribe on iTunes and elsewhere and follow SKATCAST on social media!!Instagram: @theescriptkeeperFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/scriptkeepersATWanna become a Patron? Click here: https://www.patreon.com/SkatcastSign up through Patreon and you'll get Exclusive Content, Behind The Scenes video, special downloads and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.