Simon's Peculiar Portions

We're back for the first PP of 2026! We catch up with all of the weird and wonderful news, and Simon gives Lewis a Tarot reading to give him some insight into himself... Become a Member and watch Boba's Bits! - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL3XZNMGhpynMK7sbYxTRy2QOG3GYaopAj This episode was originally broadcast Live on 11/03/26. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It's a spooktacular PP as we attempt to summon the dead, read spooky stories and catch up with our Member's Mailtime! Become a Member and watch Boba's Bits! - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL3XZNMGhpynMK7sbYxTRy2QOG3GYaopAj Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We're back to discuss survival stories and work out which of the Yogscast would survive on a desert island! Become a Member and watch Boba's Bits! - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL3XZNMGhpynMK7sbYxTRy2QOG3GYaopAj Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

There's no time for joking around this week, as Simon takes Lewis through his dossier of UFOs, UAPs, aliens with more than two breasts, and a live interview with an alien lifeform... (APOLOGIES TO HENRY ZEBROWSKI AND LAST STREAM ON THE LEFT). Become a Member and watch Boba's Bits! - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL3XZNMGhpynMK7sbYxTRy2QOG3GYaopAj Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Lewis and Simon discover a monkey with an addiction to confectionary, and get given some tiny pets... Become a Member and watch Boba's Bits! - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL3XZNMGhpynMK7sbYxTRy2QOG3GYaopAj Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Summer is icumen in! Lewis & Simon talk weird folk rituals on our backwards little island, and read some of your own strange tales! Watch Boba's Bits: https://youtu.be/nhA9FLtNpiQ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Happy APRIL, egg lovers. Lewis & Simon talk chocolate, bums, tier lists, and answer YOUR April Fools-based mail! Watch Boba's Bits: https://youtu.be/nAx2hF5HUNc 💖 BECOME A MEMBER: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH-_hzb2ILSCo9ftVSnrCIQ/join 📺 https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL3XZNMGhpynMFyKdRO8QJPsKnN59fmDsd 👕 Buy Yogscast Merch: https://store.yogscast.com/ 0:00 Intro 0:50 World Creme-Egg-Up-Bum Champion eaten by crocodile 06:38 Man forced to eat over 200 Easter eggs 16:05 Lucky rabbit survives 40 mile ride 19:59 The largest Easter egg in the world 23:03 The Annual Bristol Egg Rolling Contest 26:16 There's drama in the queer penguin community 32:07 Lewis & Simon's Easter egg tier list 63:18 Members' mailtime ▬▬▬▬▬ Who's in the video: Lewis & Simon: https://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=BlueXephos ▬▬▬▬▬ Keep up to date on The Yogscast here: Twitter: https://twitter.com/yogscast TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@yogscastofficial Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/officialyogscast Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/yogscast/ Watch us live on Twitch.tv every day! http://www.twitch.tv/yogscast/ ▬▬▬▬▬ Production music courtesy of Epidemic Sound Business enquiries: [email protected] Want to send something to us? Here's our address: Lewis & Simon - The Yogscast 4th Floor - King William House 13 Queen Square Bristol BS1 4NT #yogscast #peculiarportions Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Lewis and Simon are back with Simon's PP! It's lucky March, that's right, lucky March! In this episode: the luckiest AND unluckiest man alive, weird milkshakes, and shoe sniffing. 💖 BECOME A YT MEMBER: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH-_hzb2ILSCo9ftVSnrCIQ/join 📺 Watch Simon's PP: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL3XZNMGhpynMFyKdRO8QJPsKnN59fmDsd 👕 Buy Yogscast Merch: https://store.yogscast.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Lewis and Simon are back with Simon's PP! For the month of love, we're looking at Lonely Hearts ads from the 1700s, reading YOUR mail, and cursing OUR friends on Etsy. Anyone seen Duncan? 💖 BECOME A YT MEMBER: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH-_hzb2ILSCo9ftVSnrCIQ/join 📺 Watch Simon's PP: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL3XZNMGhpynMFyKdRO8QJPsKnN59fmDsd 👕 Buy Yogscast Merch: https://store.yogscast.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We thought you might enjoy this episode of Simon, Gee and Bouphe's new podcast YOMP. If you enjoyed this episode, be sure to give them a follow https://www.pickaxe.uk/yomp ------------ YOMP Episode Zero A weekly movie review podcast hosted by Simon "Honeydew" Lane, Georgia "Geestargames" Dana and Sophie "Bouphe" Rogerson. Each of our hosts curate a list of six films from a variety of genres and at the end of each episode we randomly select one to watch and discuss next week! In Episode Zero we go through our lists and explain the very simple premise and gimmick in a way that hopefully the average listener will understand, before randomly selecting our first film we will watch and discuss! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Thanks for listening to our weird stories on the couch this year <3 Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sitting down and looking through this week's pick of weird news! Check out the video series on YT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEFbHhDt8zk&list=PL3XZNMGhpynMFyKdRO8QJPsKnN59fmDsd&index=2 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Goats and human pee, pig semen, and San Franciscan Sodom and Gomorrah. Just a normal day on the PP sofa. Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sitting down and looking through this week's pick of weird news! Check out the video series on YT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEFbHhDt8zk&list=PL3XZNMGhpynMFyKdRO8QJPsKnN59fmDsd&index=2 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We livestreamed this as part of Pickaxe's podcast week! So it's a bit weird. Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sitting down and looking through this week's pick of weird news! Check out the video series on YT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEFbHhDt8zk&list=PL3XZNMGhpynMFyKdRO8QJPsKnN59fmDsd&index=2 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It's Halloween! WoooOOooOOooo! Let's look at some spooOoOOoOOky stories for ages fiiiIIiIiiIIve and uuuUUuuUuunder! Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sitting down and looking through this week's pick of weird news! Check out the video series on YT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEFbHhDt8zk&list=PL3XZNMGhpynMFyKdRO8QJPsKnN59fmDsd&index=2 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Buckle up for some weird ones this week. Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sitting down and looking through this week's pick of weird news! This week, a man spends a lot of money to fulfill his lifelong dream of being an actual dog. We don't know how it makes us feel. Check out the video series on YT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEFbHhDt8zk&list=PL3XZNMGhpynMFyKdRO8QJPsKnN59fmDsd&index=2 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Buckle up for some weird ones this week. Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sitting down and looking through this week's pick of weird news! This week, a man spends a lot of money to fulfill his lifelong dream of being an actual dog. We don't know how it makes us feel. Check out the video series on YT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEFbHhDt8zk&list=PL3XZNMGhpynMFyKdRO8QJPsKnN59fmDsd&index=2 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Buckle up for some weird ones this week. Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sitting down and looking through this week's pick of weird news! This week, a man spends a lot of money to fulfill his lifelong dream of being an actual dog. We don't know how it makes us feel. Check out the video series on YT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEFbHhDt8zk&list=PL3XZNMGhpynMFyKdRO8QJPsKnN59fmDsd&index=2 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Episode 69 and we're talking about Snoop Dogg. Feels like there should be some kind of joke there? Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sitting down and looking through this week's pick of weird news! This week, a man spends a lot of money to fulfill his lifelong dream of being an actual dog. We don't know how it makes us feel. Check out the video series on YT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEFbHhDt8zk&list=PL3XZNMGhpynMFyKdRO8QJPsKnN59fmDsd&index=2 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Is a McDonald's really THAT worth it? Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sitting down and looking through this week's pick of weird news! This week, a man spends a lot of money to fulfill his lifelong dream of being an actual dog. We don't know how it makes us feel. Check out the video series on YT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEFbHhDt8zk&list=PL3XZNMGhpynMFyKdRO8QJPsKnN59fmDsd&index=2 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week, a man crashes his car and is then chased by a chef who should have been doing his job for 15 minutes. And somewhere in there, an emu has a go. Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sitting down and looking through this week's pick of weird news! This week, a man spends a lot of money to fulfill his lifelong dream of being an actual dog. We don't know how it makes us feel. Check out the video series on YT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEFbHhDt8zk&list=PL3XZNMGhpynMFyKdRO8QJPsKnN59fmDsd&index=2 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week, a man pushes a peanut up a mountain with his nose, using his stupid brain. Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sitting down and looking through this week's pick of weird news! This week, a man spends a lot of money to fulfill his lifelong dream of being an actual dog. We don't know how it makes us feel. Check out the video series on YT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEFbHhDt8zk&list=PL3XZNMGhpynMFyKdRO8QJPsKnN59fmDsd&index=2 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week, a man pushes a peanut up a mountain with his nose, using his stupid brain. Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sitting down and looking through this week's pick of weird news! This week, a man spends a lot of money to fulfill his lifelong dream of being an actual dog. We don't know how it makes us feel. Check out the video series on YT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEFbHhDt8zk&list=PL3XZNMGhpynMFyKdRO8QJPsKnN59fmDsd&index=2 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week, Lewis considers the best way to propose to an alligator to save the city's cider reserves. Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sitting down and looking through this week's pick of weird news! This week, a man spends a lot of money to fulfill his lifelong dream of being an actual dog. We don't know how it makes us feel. Check out the video series on YT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEFbHhDt8zk&list=PL3XZNMGhpynMFyKdRO8QJPsKnN59fmDsd&index=2 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week, Simon tries to woo Lewis with a very sexy voice. Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sitting down and looking through this week's pick of weird news! This week, a man spends a lot of money to fulfill his lifelong dream of being an actual dog. We don't know how it makes us feel. Check out the video series on YT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEFbHhDt8zk&list=PL3XZNMGhpynMFyKdRO8QJPsKnN59fmDsd&index=2 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week, Lewis the Prospector finds a special kind of treasure. Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sitting down and looking through this week's pick of weird news! This week, a man spends a lot of money to fulfill his lifelong dream of being an actual dog. We don't know how it makes us feel. Check out the video series on YT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEFbHhDt8zk&list=PL3XZNMGhpynMFyKdRO8QJPsKnN59fmDsd&index=2 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week, we look at the world's MOST BEAUTIFUL DOG. Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sitting down and looking through this week's pick of weird news! This week, a man spends a lot of money to fulfill his lifelong dream of being an actual dog. We don't know how it makes us feel. Check out the video series on YT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEFbHhDt8zk&list=PL3XZNMGhpynMFyKdRO8QJPsKnN59fmDsd&index=2 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week, how many cockroaches would you let someone release into your house for $2,000? Don't worry, it's only for a few days! Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sitting down and looking through this week's pick of weird news! This week, a man spends a lot of money to fulfill his lifelong dream of being an actual dog. We don't know how it makes us feel. Check out the video series on YT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEFbHhDt8zk&list=PL3XZNMGhpynMFyKdRO8QJPsKnN59fmDsd&index=2 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week, we're looking at the possible Turin Shroud of potato. And other non-animal news. Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sitting down and looking through this week's pick of weird news! This week, a man spends a lot of money to fulfill his lifelong dream of being an actual dog. We don't know how it makes us feel. Check out the video series on YT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEFbHhDt8zk&list=PL3XZNMGhpynMFyKdRO8QJPsKnN59fmDsd&index=2 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week, Lewis and Simon are going full Animal News and checking out a bunch of different stories from hippos to mountain lions! Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sitting down and looking through this week's pick of weird news! This week, a man spends a lot of money to fulfill his lifelong dream of being an actual dog. We don't know how it makes us feel. Check out the video series on YT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEFbHhDt8zk&list=PL3XZNMGhpynMFyKdRO8QJPsKnN59fmDsd&index=2 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sitting down and looking through this week's pick of weird news! This week, a man spends a lot of money to fulfill his lifelong dream of being an actual dog. We don't know how it makes us feel. Check out the video series on YT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEFbHhDt8zk&list=PL3XZNMGhpynMFyKdRO8QJPsKnN59fmDsd&index=2 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sitting down and looking through this week's pick of weird news! Check out the video series on YT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEFbHhDt8zk&list=PL3XZNMGhpynMFyKdRO8QJPsKnN59fmDsd&index=2 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sitting down and looking through this week's pick of weird news! Check out the video series on YT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEFbHhDt8zk&list=PL3XZNMGhpynMFyKdRO8QJPsKnN59fmDsd&index=2 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sitting down and looking through this week's pick of weird news! Check out the video series on YT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEFbHhDt8zk&list=PL3XZNMGhpynMFyKdRO8QJPsKnN59fmDsd&index=2 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sitting down and looking through this week's pick of weird news! Check out the video series on YT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEFbHhDt8zk&list=PL3XZNMGhpynMFyKdRO8QJPsKnN59fmDsd&index=2 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sitting down and looking through this week's pick of weird news! Check out the video series on YT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEFbHhDt8zk&list=PL3XZNMGhpynMFyKdRO8QJPsKnN59fmDsd&index=2 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sitting down and looking through this week's pick of weird news! Check out the video series on YT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEFbHhDt8zk&list=PL3XZNMGhpynMFyKdRO8QJPsKnN59fmDsd&index=2 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sitting down and looking through this week's pick of weird news! Check out the video series on YT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEFbHhDt8zk&list=PL3XZNMGhpynMFyKdRO8QJPsKnN59fmDsd&index=2 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sitting down and looking through this week's pick of weird news! Check out the video series on YT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEFbHhDt8zk&list=PL3XZNMGhpynMFyKdRO8QJPsKnN59fmDsd&index=2 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

!DISCLAIMER! We've had some issues with Lewis mic this week - apologies for the extra noise, it will be fixed. Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sitting down and looking through this week's pick of weird news! Check out the video series on YT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEFbHhDt8zk&list=PL3XZNMGhpynMFyKdRO8QJPsKnN59fmDsd&index=2 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

!DISCLAIMER! We've had some issues with Lewis mic this week - apologies for the extra noise, it will be fixed. Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sitting down and looking through this week's pick of weird news! Check out the video series on YT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEFbHhDt8zk&list=PL3XZNMGhpynMFyKdRO8QJPsKnN59fmDsd&index=2 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

!DISCLAIMER! We've had some issues with Lewis mic this week - apologies for the extra noise, it will be fixed. Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sitting down and looking through this week's pick of weird news! Check out the video series on YT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEFbHhDt8zk&list=PL3XZNMGhpynMFyKdRO8QJPsKnN59fmDsd&index=2 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

!DISCLAIMER! We've had some issues with Lewis mic this week - apologies for the extra noise, it will be fixed. Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sitting down and looking through this week's pick of weird news! Check out the video series on YT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEFbHhDt8zk&list=PL3XZNMGhpynMFyKdRO8QJPsKnN59fmDsd&index=2 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

!DISCLAIMER! Simon's mic had some issues this week, but the recording was just so funny we had to share it with you. Beware of occasional crackling! Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sitting down and looking through this week's pick of weird news! Check out the video series on YT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEFbHhDt8zk&list=PL3XZNMGhpynMFyKdRO8QJPsKnN59fmDsd&index=2 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sitting down and looking through this week's pick of weird news! Check out the video series on YT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEFbHhDt8zk&list=PL3XZNMGhpynMFyKdRO8QJPsKnN59fmDsd&index=2 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sitting down and looking through this week's pick of weird news! Check out the video series on YT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEFbHhDt8zk&list=PL3XZNMGhpynMFyKdRO8QJPsKnN59fmDsd&index=2 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sitting down and looking through this week's pick of weird news! Check out the video series on YT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEFbHhDt8zk&list=PL3XZNMGhpynMFyKdRO8QJPsKnN59fmDsd&index=2 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sitting down and looking through this week's pick of weird news! Check out the video series on YT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEFbHhDt8zk&list=PL3XZNMGhpynMFyKdRO8QJPsKnN59fmDsd&index=2 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sitting down and looking through this week's pick of weird news! Check out the video series on YT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEFbHhDt8zk&list=PL3XZNMGhpynMFyKdRO8QJPsKnN59fmDsd&index=2 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sitting down and looking through this week's pick of weird news! Check out the video series on YT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEFbHhDt8zk&list=PL3XZNMGhpynMFyKdRO8QJPsKnN59fmDsd&index=2 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices