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Shut up Dude

Shut up Dude

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ep 90: Evil nose, no bounds

May 24, 20261h 31m

ep 89: shut up dont deadname my ai

May 17, 202643 min

ep 88: Shut up about the top 1% of all vaginas

May 12, 202659 min

ep 87: shut up and dress the politicians in scrubs

May 7, 20261h 19m

ep 86: Shut up about jesus' cum-gutters

Apr 26, 20261h 4m

ep 85: Shut up about two things that could choke a donkey

Apr 15, 20261h 18m

ep 84: The man who brings spare underwear to work is a fool every day but one

Apr 6, 20261h 7m

S3 Ep 83ep 83: Shut up about zionist chuck norris

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We are the sovereign citizens of podcasting, the world is stein-heavy, the new ayatollah is gay and/or dead, clones, netenyahoo's demise, kinda rike a pearl harbour, meuller is down, war games, changing the rules, palm beach pete, finger lake tattoos and tunnel, fake broligarchs, loomer in india, zionist chuck norris, introspection, math and philosophy, the beagle boys, the manosphere, dancing for bombing, weeds and predators, the stonehenge tunnels are cancelled, tunnel diving and diving, and so much more Support the show at patreon.com/shutupdudenz This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

Mar 29, 20261h 9m

S3 Ep 82ep 82: Shut up about optimal brainworm conditions

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Ni howdy! Golf driving = masculinity, who should make music for the church, the holy war, spanners in the works, war crimes, the ACT party are the Epstein class, who started the culture war, the CIA is everywhere, RFKs results, gnomes goes homes, hegseth definitely benches 315, kashyaps medal, false flags, 9/11, digital sweatshops, art, drug science, Howard nutlick, jizzy puts on a steel beanie, frazzledrip tells, the n word, the lich pretends to snack and a quick north head update Support the show at patreon.com/shutupdudenz This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

Mar 15, 20261h 12m

S3 Ep 81ep 81: Shut up about standing over an electric fence in gumboots and slowly sinking

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The Islamic mungy barbershop, tattoo risks, nightmares and mummies, gaddy power, twanticles, zap rooter, Epstein active on fortnite and FedEx, millionaire resets, how bad the files really are, the Unabomber delivers justice, homovestigating dan hooker, elmo accepts jesus and abandons mars, Wexners lawyer, RFK and Kid Rock, ilhanomar threatens potus, death threats and extra charges, world gambling, turning the other cheek, and more Support the show: patreon.com/Shutupdudenz This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

Feb 22, 20261h 14m

S3 Ep 80ep 80: shut up about sneaking std medicine into your wife's drink

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Numbers, tunnels in suburban oz herald a prosperous year, Epstein mania, Hellvis brings solutions, elvis was wild, AI cosplays as reddit, sam altman 'gations, map trickery, spirit cooking, Xbox bans Jeffy, institutional evil, the tip of the iceberg, ye apologizes, a maga dude fights kids and loses, the lich is in the files, cancer cure possible, satanic pfd file cults, and more. Support the show at Patreon.com/ShutUpDudeNZ This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

Feb 9, 20261h 2m

S3 Ep 79ep 79: shut up about clawing your way back in

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Hellvis goes fishing, jizzy plays cricket, nearly dying, only scots need apply, lich poetry, nazis lean in, the manosphere losers enjoy a popular song, the benefits of slurs, women's empowerment, a tiny middle finger, grapefruit ladies take down the 'partheid, eric adams fights antisemitism, and we figure out trump's new bruises. This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

Feb 2, 202654 min

S3 Ep 78ep 78: Shut up you're the foot

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A burnt belly button, the circus, a yakuza game, cannibalism, dietary guidelines, life gambling, new weapons, maduro, david ike, epstein blue-balls, the CIA in Iran, landing a boat somewhere doesn't make it yours, the white curse, domestic terrorism, boot licking, you can't trust the government, our new career path, tate vs the rock, hypergamy, muscles, anthropomorphism, the kuku bird, predator taste preferences, and more cannibalism Support the show at patreon.com/shutupdudenz This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

Jan 21, 202655 min

S3 Ep 77ep 77: Shut up I need you to write a mormon trans letter to a catboy lover

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Movies and tv, jizzys media opinions, dissociative identity disorder you absolute bitch, the mind-flailer top&tails, youth swearing, real libertarianism has never been tried, give our bomb back, the conservative grift, bonnie in bali, erica kirk is a spy, martha root, grok makes csam, influencers get hidings, tpusa and kd vance wrestle with race, the Epsteinfiles files so far, weed smuggling, trumps meds, brilliance/evil, et tu noam chomsky, and mormon assassins Support the show: patreon.com/shutupdudenz This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

Jan 6, 20261h 10m

S2 Ep 76ep 76: shut up about the concrete train feat TREBOR

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jizzys wrestling moves, who radicalized who, de oreo gunned down, nuclear fusion, punks, jbp R.I.P, freaks in charge, dango boingo jumps ship, a beemer driver gets hellvis' goat, the fifa pride match, spotify is evil, sex ed, both kinds of lawn ornaments, dubai booze tunnels and a looney tunes ejection. Get an early version of Ian Moir's music app at https://shufflr-eta.vercel.app/ Support the show at patreon.com/shutupdudenz This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

Jan 1, 20261h 5m

S2 Ep 75ep 75: shut up about saudi prince saliva

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Jmail, madmummy snake charms trump, freedom phones, tiktok and fb wreck the boys, JD vance's tits, kashogi and kushner, karoline leave it, RFJKs fuck poem expertly recited by jizzy, ICE in israel, billionaire hidings, the genesis project, god is not in the computer, public shaming, AI doctors notes, and betrayal. This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

Dec 4, 20251h 3m

S2 Ep 74ep 74: shut up about your wife being made of pagers

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Emails from Jeffy E, Winnie changed his mind, six years of hedonism, NZ conservatives hide their houses, lib on lib hate, can't stalk no more, we think about how to improve prison (add a bear), everything is pagers, mecha-hitler gets a steven segal mod, the new slang, shitty notes to self, cheese, evolution, superhumans, the most expensive tunnel, we are tunnels, cheating, This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

Nov 25, 20251h 8m

S2 Ep 73ep 73: If not friend, why friend shaped

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We're so back. Blind announcers, monster trucks, screaming, how to get good deals online, darts, gambling, times have changed, nativism, peter teal, the lich trips wrong, the NZ police, frankenpenis and the punisher, a girl sees which churches will feed her hungry baby, how to make RFK haul ass, the absolute bros push science to new frontiers, groypers and cat boys, gold to aliens, david icke, burry is shorting AI, there are no alpha sheep, windmills, tunnel talk, and you plebs haven't fixed the economy This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

Nov 17, 20251h 30m

S2 Ep 72ep 72: shut up about your AI president

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Emergency episode! Megamind caught, nepal liberated, Ben Doyle chased off, Charlie Kirk is down, trumpspstein, jizzys fashion, tunnel secrets, This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

Sep 18, 20251h 2m

S2 Ep 71ep 71: shut up about how you get to Invercargill

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lil huge returns, we're dressed as predators for the greatest day of the year, wig storage, body types, phobias, asperger's, helvis loves putin, bald/hair/bald/hair/bald, the kimjongs, how to live long, nz politics, cheap banks, deporpoise, lil huge defends the huzz, and gets to invercargill. to the victor go the spoils... all this and more on shut up dude This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

Sep 8, 202556 min

S2 Ep 70ep 70: shut up about knees that wont quit

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Spoonerisms, being rugrats coded, brian johnson, flitstones and jensons, wild australians, hot guys cast as uggos, eric adams, freaks in charge, demon face, atlas is coming, trump's hands, jizzys putin theories, camo and hi vis, helvis can out crazy anyone, trump does something to the means of production, skyscraper talk, all this and more This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

Sep 1, 20251h 3m

S2 Ep 69ep 69: shut up and duck this hongi

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Farts, last words, knees, jeans, milo, incels, laura loomer deposed, gavin newscum is doing something very funny, trump's pictures, hunter biden interviewed, ice gets a kiwi, banning the reo, missing spines, a ducked hongi, superman stuff, Italian tunnels and thermal dynamics, all this and more This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

Aug 25, 202541 min

S2 Ep 68ep 68: Shut up and smuggle a dildo into the wnba

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Helvis is healthy, the freak boy, Wellington is tight with Palestine, the US solves the debt crisis, a glitch, maga burger, gpt is so scary, the wnba bag ban, evolution, Jizzy is booming out, sprites, the pardoning of ghislaine, trump shit, Chinese tunnel silencers, tunnels of thought, all this and more This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

Aug 13, 20251h 2m

S2 Ep 67ep 67: save prince andrew and shut up about mossad puss and sausage wallops

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FBI in welly, save prince andrew, epstein shit, stigmata, trump cheats at golf, alex jones, the hostile alien threat, mossad puss, getting rear ended by vince mcmahon, Jizzy gets no respect, banks run aotearoa, jiu jitsu bankers and choosing the bear, porn shlunket, tom lehrer, tax cuts, winnie P is too drunk, sausage wallops, and a bamboo tunnel. All this and more This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

Aug 3, 20251h 7m

S2 Ep 66ep 66: shut up you need to say my name to climax

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Ozzy is gone, the North Tower drinks ants, hulk hogan sucks, Elmo is hacked, an anti-woke dad goes to the front lines in Russia, the turbaned tornado, superman, jizzys voice acting, the druze, boot camps, feed the kids, david fucking seymore, mowbrays and helicopters, CEOs and submarines, the coldplay incident, what's going on with my "boys" and in some cases "gals", all this and more TW for the furrie stuff. we are so sorry. This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

Jul 27, 20251h 0m

S2 Ep 65ep 65: algorithms is rubik's cubes ft Flash

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Flash joins us, Hellvis' health and his speaking engagement, meeting your heroes, Ray Chungus, the missing minute and epstein, bam pondi's old job, Caroline's cross, madmummy vs eric adams, grok is mecha-hitler, the smartest man in the world converts to Christianity, flash takes the bus, tape talk, a possible guerilla vaccination campaign in france (French pricks), homelessness, the anti-macnulty, the school litterbox, the sphinx observatory and the trans alpine tunnel in tunnel talk, and much more This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

Jul 13, 20251h 15m

S2 Ep 64ep 64: Shut up about the trans first lady of france otherwise we can't have peace in Ukraine

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Elderly Spaniard unleashes the bees, Alligator Alcatraz, golden pagers and Israel's image, will smith, trump's instincts, fighting on the lawn, peter thiel bitten by a zombie, the liver king snaps, Rogies is a fed, spotify, cursed vances have real consequences now, BBC censorship, WW2.5, can dance owens, how would God feel about all this, Irans history, and we don't do tunnel talk This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

Jul 7, 202551 min

S2 Ep 63ep 63: shut up about trans furry voice acting

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Mossad at the Christchurch earthquake, square rainbows, the earthquake machine, making your heroes laugh, a Ye opportunity, accidental paging, will smith's BANGER, Bibi, tucker vs the uninformed Zodiac killer, flagpoles and the army's birthday, golf talk, American talking heads, Jizzy's waka found, trying to pin down the conservative ethos, fashion as a tool, the NZ political circus, DUNE tunnels, and more! Also we recorded the night before the earthquake in Iran. BEFORE. This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

Jun 22, 202555 min

S2 Ep 62ep 62: shut up and shoot that Australian journalist

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The Trump/Elon catfight, Grenwalds sex tape, AI news, jacinda hate fueled by experimental Russian bots, NZ meth use doubles, latinas for Mangionne, Winston and Seymour, LA protests, shooting Australians, ICE in masks/mufti, egg prices are way down, and Jizzy bitches about a polish guy because he's a hater This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

Jun 15, 20251h 2m

S2 Ep 61ep 61: shut up about how you used to blow the pope

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Bishop is told off, Hellvis plays golf, Jizzy considers stealing valor, haunted kids, the lich is his age, JBP gangbanged, the woke pope, mtg, musks black eye, rapid fire Trump shit, NZ knighthoods, astroturfing, jacindas new book, booze in parliament, tunnel talk, Egyptian stonewalling, hallelujah, John Redcorn killed by bigots, the deep state is under control, domestic violence in all the right places, tinder settings, generational psychology, and modern equipment This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

Jun 8, 20251h 39m

S2 Ep 60ep 60: shut up or i'll smack your pants

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Bidens diagnosis, lockdowns, we got lots of tiktok views, robots change people's minds, musks political withdrawl, LLMs change people's minds, Winston is heckled, robot parts, boomers and their memes, beating kids, the wahine disaster, smoke the whole carton of traditional values, the difference between left and right, a gorilla throws a capybara at a child, AI xenobots attach to frog cells and self-replicate, diddy news, and CERN does real alchemy This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

May 25, 20251h 7m

S2 Ep 59ep 59: shut up i dont have time for self reflection Ft. Ian Moir

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Ian peein joins the podcast to discuss Moirtallica, new music, algorithms, metal, nuerodivergence, Shiloh iN-word crowdfunding, India v Pakistan, Luigi is being framed, metal, trump as pope/sith, the outlands, pay equity, incompetence as a political strategy, couch copulation, metal, weaponising cursed vance, tunnel talk links the seas, interesting bugs, Hellvis teases something This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

May 11, 20251h 5m

S2 Ep 58ep 58: shut up and drill a butthole in this rabbit

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Israel is on fire, settlers, slate trucks, AI friends, Winnie P crashes out, anti-woke baby formula, the real victims of terrorism, a lost jet, who killed the Pope, anatomical woodworking, ye is running wild, and Jizzys technology falls to a karakia This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

May 4, 202541 min

S2 Ep 57ep 57: shut up you're just a butt with legs

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Jizzy is flykicked in the balls, whores in space, pregnant WOMEN my goodness, gangs and crime, David Seymour replies to Hellvis, Hailey Joel Kismett has a moment, politicians are bartenders, a bus in distress and sovereign citizens, Trump is jacked, RFK is starting to figure it out, krusty gnomes and demon face syndrome, pranks that turn into crimes, a heist, Jewish lightning, and synchronized tunnel talk This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

Apr 21, 20251h 4m

S2 Ep 56ep 56: shut up about guys with no pants competing for belts

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this episode went bad. tech bro gremlins, software pixie issues. So we know that everyone has come to expect excellence and top quality radio....well sometimes good ideas go tits up so take this one with a grain of salt....Hellvis' language is corrected by a listener, Wrestling and the f slur, which conservatives are cultists, some of the Todds, it's time for progressives to get mean, generational unions (again), lesbians smoke while they fuck, tarrifs and Trump shit, and tunnel talk This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

Apr 14, 20251h 14m

S2 Ep 55ep 55: shut up or i'll knock you out your grippy socks

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Hellvis is a gamer now, gender affirming care, Elon hates propaganda, Alex Jones, Trump is anti-war, Lich talk, biblebeltbussy, bad words, it's easier to find predators than drugs, the fairy debacle, imprisoning abolitionists and hairdressers, we speculate about Booker T's nappy, St Barbara, Hellvis brings a fucking bridge in to tunnel talk and then totally redeems himself This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

Apr 7, 20251h 35m

S2 Ep 54ep 54: shut up or i'll release videos of you jerking off

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Apologizing online, Jizzys security breach, Jean-Claude Ham Dan, beauty standards, Snow White is for kids, a Scottish beauty queen in hot water, Winnie fights woke banks, bargains, group chats, Kai trump is groomed, Tiger's new missus, elons penis, and SAT diving. This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

Mar 31, 20251h 1m

S2 Ep 53ep 53: Shut up about billionaire cum

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Twerking is back on the menu, seeing race the right amount, education for girls and boys, young love, astronauts return, domestic terrorism, the lich may have done the transfusion, Biden's pardons don't count, Trump can't read, swastika tattoos on the peen, Jizzys complexion, deportations, Tates and Tatos, peace in the middle east, schacht asse ii, egyptian tunnels, gravity batteries, and more This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

Mar 24, 20251h 1m

S2 Ep 52ep 52: Shut up about non denominational fried chicken

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Some very straight man up people are charged, ACTs māori twitter bot, the death penalty for drug dealers, jizzy discovers his libertarian tendencies, tatestein, school lunch chaos, Luxons balljob position is clarified, they talkin' bout privitising the healthcare system, the left needs more bastards, solar panels on yamakles, Brian Johnson's Ben Franklin tie-in, Hellvis brings in a fake Grimes tweet, trump's teslurr ad and how he got his latest 100m, victimhood as currency, tarrifs and fentanyl, getting rid of DEI in the US military, where are the condoms going, doge working for free, how to catch Tom Philips, and Arnold Dix guides our tunnel talk This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

Mar 16, 20251h 7m

S2 Ep 51ep 51: shut up you're not in a good position

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Jizzy hurts himself, Zelensky is not in a good position, cursed vances, 3 way balljobs, the Epstein list, who has dirt on trump, lich news, racism in fantasy games, GPTs love for humanity, social media is dumb, and a scintillating tunnel talk

Mar 10, 20251h 0m

S2 Ep 50ep 50: Shut up about bugs playing the drums

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Bugs play the drums, OIA requests, citizens arrests, the crimes act, brian tamales gay impulses, Luxon fell out of a coconut tree, Choc Lesnar and pretending to cut weight, the silliness and tragedy of halal food, suicidal memcoins, Elons drug use and breeding fetish, Smashley St.Claire, the Babylon bee, the doge geniuses can't do a spreadsheet, and white women are shocked they are part of DEI.. chur This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

Mar 4, 202551 min

S2 Ep 49ep 49: shut up about meth side effects (prostitutes)

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Seymour does stunts to obscure his pdf connections, maccas unwanted in Wanaka, the meth murder doctor, sex addiction, DEI plane crashes, Kendricks little show was not diverse, Kanyes tweets which we obviously can't and don't read on air, the worst segue in the history of radio, ending foreign wars, Trumps superpower, govt funding for the arts, enforced democracy, taxation is theft, wild ice cream revelations, snowy hydro 2.0 and gods tunnels, all this and more on shut up dude This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

Feb 16, 20251h 11m

S2 Ep 48ep 48: The Flock and The Horde

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A glorious year of podcasting, the punishment of the Welsh farter, David Seymour finds love, we are now legally allowed to reveal that Tim Jago (president of the ACT party) is the name suppressed predator, cat genocide as a political position, spotting gangsters, jetskiing across the cook strait, a gang patch ban workaround, Jizzys lineage is called into question, Trump ends foreign aid and foreign wars, Dr. Phil on ICE raids, Trump's drug habits and the white house pharmacy, the flock and the horde, pardoning hostages, streamers bullying robots and being mayors, blanka censoring gets her tits out, Czezh beaver dams, operation monopoly and The Thing, all this and more on shut up dude This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

Feb 9, 20251h 13m

S2 Ep 47ep 47: shut up about lich behaviour

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A Welsh girl sends threatening fart videos, getting more for less, generational unions, Shane Jones roleplays being an American politician, is Winnie drunk at work? Zuck kisses the ring, presidential chefs, LA fires as homeless terrorism, Alex Jones talks with Alex Jones about curing cancer, lich behaviour, withholding aid unless you change your laws, Rogies' personal day, who gets in trouble for Nazi stuff, Deepseek and the AI scam, Vivek plays piano, BB Malloy sends in an ice cream video, Bryan Johnson posts his son's erection stats, we resist temptation and present some triumphant tunnel talk. All this and more and Shut Up Dude This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

Feb 2, 20251h 31m

S2 Ep 46ep 46: shut up about shirtless alex jones calenders

Hellvis' sunburn as the māori Achilles, Elons roman salute, the ADL flip flops, Alex Jones is hot now, clever Hans the math horse, Facebook ditches fact checkers and hate speech rules, Israel (Falau), Hellvis makes a stinger from his vampire lair, walking goats and carrying crosses, Billy Ray Cyrus has technical difficulties, Neil Gayman and his 'escapades', FACTS get utterly CHECKED by Huge, Vivek is gone, Snoop is back, Luis Guzman shoplifts in a paknsave, Trump's shitcoin, Huge shows his inlaws the starfish and berries, tunnel talk, and emergency ice cream discussions. This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

Jan 27, 20251h 39m

S2 Ep 45ep 45: shut up about the appropriate amount of ice cream featuring Ricky Voice

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Ricky Voice joins the boice, Jizzy fights his way out of a party, how many kicks can you take, Ricky throws a Superman punch, it's a metal podcast, bird strike, Chris luxons flesh tunnel picture, fake people on meta, dead internet theory, there are only 12 people, psyops, Sean Shoetaker, the cybertruck exploder, Bryan Johnson is a lich, Rachel Dolezals onlyfans, Hilaria Baldwin and Mackenzie Dern, space junk lands in Kenya, the right amount of ice cream, there's a lot of talk about Jizzy being a Chinese spy, the Tokyo resilience project, Ricky's links This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

Jan 12, 20251h 21m

S2 Ep 44ep 44: shut up about catholic anime mascots featuring Huge

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Huge joins the boys to talk Catholic anime mascots, Elon's helmet (kid), Vivek Rimmyswimmy, listening to dictators on your commute, protecting your stems, getting hit in the nuts so hard you turn trans, jizzy doesn't understand sports, racism, the world is math, self-made billionaires, vehicular murder, Luxon "may be drop-nuts", having one ball bigger than the other, plenty of immigration discussion and a quick, tight, tunnel talk that doesn't go off the rails at all This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

Jan 5, 20251h 41m

S1 Ep 43ep 43: shut up about the NJ drones being angels

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ep 43, seasonal greetings and a happy new year shut up about rogies hypnotism, shut up about magic doors, shut up about diddy and luigi's lawyers being married, shut up about whites versus, no perp walk, shut up about non partisan self immolation, shut up about what woke means, shut up about mummy mania, Victorians did eat mummies, one outs chris luxon and shut up about being followed by obama This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

Dec 29, 20241h 24m

S1 Ep 42ep 42: shut up about a rabbi owning pornhub with Papa Uenuku

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42 with papa uenuku This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

Dec 22, 20241h 27m

S1 Ep 41ep 41: shut up about creating a deep state

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winnie is the minister of rail, new fragrance just in time for the holidays-trump based, a shit as year in review, plots against the king and one of the stupidest tunnelrat bait traps we could fall for.

Dec 15, 20241h 18m