Elon Musk, and Jeff Bezos, and Pete Davidson, and John Grossi, and Paul Slater

Happy Greek Easter! It’s party time for the boys. We are gathering facts about how to get to Ukraine. We continue to work on the homeless problem in Long Beach. How do we get on the same list as Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, and Pete Davidson? We invent a self-cleaning shower. A strange man masturbates in front of Static Salon in Long Beach. Another French bulldog is stolen. It’s an epidemic. The French have figured it out. Liberation is closing on Atlantic. Rest In Peace. Spend money to make money: We’re close to going to Gavin Newsom’s winery. 908 Athlete of the Week: The Long Beach Yacht Club.