Server Well Confessions

Psych!! We have 2 fresh episodes in 1 day!! As an added bonus, Jess has a very special sexy voice telling us all about how fun it is to work during a California power outage, Murphy's law, St. Paddy's shenanigans, Dave Matthews dumping his poop in the Chicago river, and my general confusion about TikTok and why people are famous. Have fun y'all and perhaps smash that like button!!!

Hey everyone we finally made it to 50 episodes!!! Only took us 3+ years but we won't delve on that because we did it and we're still here and maybe in like 3 more months we'll put up another episode!! Regardless, in our landmark 50th we have lots to go over because of our time off. Let's just say we have lots of expectant customers, YouTube celebrities, shitty holidays, Will Poulter and the beauty that is sick leave in the service industry. Oh ya and Will Poulter. Have a listen and a good time eh?

In this last episode of 2022 we talk about the pandemic domino effect that's still wreaking havoc on our lives, as well as the World Cup that's wreaking havoc on our lives. Basically everything is wreaking havoc on our lives!!! But we like to have fun here, so we talk happy thoughts too like vivid work dreams and nightmarish real life work scenarios with just the best human beings. It's a good time so do yourself a favor and give us a listen!!!!

Jess is back in town and when she's back we like to have the occasional fun!! During said fun we discuss service animals, indecent proposals, timeshares, staffing woes, marathon medals and Jess yelling at unsuspecting customers. Oh ya and lots of other stuff too so check out this special in-person episode and SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON!!!

As always we're promptly back with a brand new highly anticipated episode!! We go over our summer adventures including the sneak attack of the century in Denver, creepy ride share drivers, real life final destinations, scammers, shady folk and just one or two terrible customers and situations to gossip about. Won't you give us a listen and have a laugh? Cmon you know you wanna!!

Jess goes to Arkansas..that's it. Nah just playin lots of other stuff happening and it's a whole lotta giggles!! She does indeed talk about going to our favorite state, but also worldly interns, work visas, hot weather, hot boy summer, hot martinis and odd fellows. Give us a listen and smash that like button!!!!

We're back baby!! And we got lots of good stuff to talk about!! We gots robot cooks, more lanyards, more Davood, more blind dates, more douchebags, LA vs. Chicago and what the world would be like if we could just split our bodies and multiply and how the service world would change for the better..CAN YOU IMAGINE?!!! That and oh so much more so give us a listen and maybe we'll post more episodes!!!

In this special live episode of Jessica's podcast, definitely not Danny's, we talk about all the good stuff over a couple white claws. We have a surprise guest, vomiting, the never-ending saga of the worst bar patron EVER, the surfacing of mole people and the immortal GOOBS!!! Enjoy everyone and smash..that..LIKE BUTTON!!!!

Welp we finally recorded for the 1st time in 4 months so welcome back us!! Lots has happened since we last spoke so don't miss out on all our delightfully vulgar and playful banter..albeit from halfway across the country now. But who cares?!! All that matters is that we're back baby so come on in..water's fine.

In the last of our carefully planned time capsule episodes, we discuss this past Halloween in depth, flash mobs, Turd Ferguson and prepare Jess for her move to LA. It's like reliving your life from 4 months ago, and who doesn't want to do that with how well the past 2 years have gone?? Enjoy!!!

Well it's been 4 months but hey guys we're back and trust me it feels like a time machine because Jess still hasn't moved to LA, baseball is still going on, people are licking faces and, with the biggest throwback of all, casinos have creepy guys that deserve a good punch in the face!! It's a weird, wild trip back in time that you really don't wanna miss!!

We go real deep in this episode with some help from our good friend Kid Rock(ok so he's not ACTUALLY in the episode but he helped us get through a lot the past week). Thanks Kid. Anywho we get into old timey favorites like conventioneers, stupid drinks and interesting patrons, but also discuss finer issues like academia and what happens when the city of Chicago plans more events than happened in all of 2020 in one weekend!! It's good stuff trust us!!!!

Well it's been hot and that means people have been acting all sorts of weird. Listen to us talk about all the things from fake Jessicas, the return of masks, Inspector Gadget, those damn kids and the wonders(more like blunders AMIRIGHT!!) of Grubhub. It's a short but sweet episode so give it a listen eh?!!!!

To celebrate our 2 year anniversary we have some claws and talk about our vacations, Lollapalooza, The OC, Dave Matthews, the demise of several beloved Molson Coors beers, stupid bar arguments (barguments??!! eh eh!!) and more of The OC. Rachel Bilson hit us up!!!

Seriously Busch PLEASE SPONSOR US!!!!!!

Our 1st live show in a very long time so BOOYA!! To commemorate we talk about the same ole things but with added flair..we delve into how STILL no one wants to work, Mark Eaton, old people jokes and what or what should not be considered a side in a meal..it's good stuff!!

In possibly our most service industry centric episode(we know..weird for a podcast about the service industry) we discuss the worker shortage, the new maskless frontier, Bill Gates, lizard fucks, lots and lots of batshit customers, Hennessy margaritas, and doppelgängers. Trust us this is a good one!!

Sorry for the delay but we're back!!! Because it's been a while we have a lot of ground to cover such as our return to normalcy, stupid "fancy" drinks, the evolution of hard seltzers, Tupac, DMX and MUCH MORE!!! So grab an ice cold White Claw Surge and give us a listen!!

In this birthday filled episode we discuss the increased capacity at bars/restaurants as we slowly return to normal at literally the year long mark since the pandemic shut the world down, as well as a new worst customer of the week segment that includes boobs and raviolis and obviously oh so much more..c'mon you know it's gonna be good!!

Spoiler alert: we got covid. So we talk about life from quarantine. Some of our deep thoughts include the merits of tipping, prosthetic limbs and Tom Brady's love of open mouth kissing with family members and sooo much more!! Enjoy our quarantine episode!!!