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SEO F**king What - Get Found on Google, make money from your website

SEO F**king What - Get Found on Google, make money from your website

SEO advice that cuts through the crap and doesn't treat you like an idiot

Nikki Pilkington

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Show overview

SEO F**king What - Get Found on Google, make money from your website launched in 2025 and has put out 50 episodes, alongside 1 trailer or bonus episode in the time since. That works out to roughly 10 hours of audio in total. Releases follow a weekly cadence.

Episodes typically run ten to twenty minutes — most land between 12 min and 14 min — and the run-time is fairly consistent across the catalogue. Roughly 42% of episodes carry an explicit flag from the publisher. It is catalogued as a EN-language Business show.

The show is actively publishing — the most recent episode landed 3 days ago, with 39 episodes already out so far this year. The busiest year was 2026, with 39 episodes published. Published by Nikki Pilkington.

Episodes
50
Running
2025–2026 · 1y
Median length
13 min
Cadence
Weekly

From the publisher

This podcast exists because you deserve better than the SEO bollocks currently being sold to you. Every week, I'll give you 10-15 minutes of straight talk about SEO. Practical advice that actually works for B2B websites trying to get found on Google/search and make money. The kind of stuff that's been proven over years, not dreamed up last Tuesday by some LinkedIn tosspot. Real SEO from someone who's been doing this since dial-up was considered fast. I'll tell you what works, what's complete nonsense, and which tactics will get your website buried faster than you can say "guaranteed first page rankings." I'm calling out the bullshitters. The agencies promising the world and delivering fuck all. The LinkedIn gooroos flogging courses about things that don't actually exist. The AI SEO "hacks" destroying perfectly good websites. The expensive tools you don't need. The "experts" who learned SEO from a YouTube video three months ago. If someone's talking bollocks about SEO, you'll hear about it here. More importantly, I'm telling you what to do instead. Every rant comes with actual, practical steps you can take. Real actions that get results, not theory that sounds clever but does bugger all for your rankings. "Do this, then do that, and you'll see movement." That's it. That's the format. You're running a B2B business or managing a B2B website. You've probably been burned by an SEO agency before. Maybe they took your money and delivered a fancy report full of words that meant absolutely nothing. Or they promised first page rankings and disappeared after six months of bugger all results. You're sick of reading blog posts that say nothing in 2000 words. You're tired of SEO "tips" that are either blindingly obvious or completely bizarre. You want someone to cut through the crap and tell you what actually matters for your business, not what works for some massive ecommerce site with a budget the size of a small country. You don't need a PhD in technical SEO. You need to know what's worth your time and what's complete bollocks. You need to know which tactics will actually bring in leads and which ones are just expensive ways to make yourself feel busy. That's what I'm here for. This isn't some sanitised, corporate-approved SEO podcast where everyone's lovely and we pretend all tactics are equally valid. They're not. Some are brilliant. Most are pointless. And some will actively fuck up your website while the "expert" who recommended them is off selling the same dodgy advice to the next poor sod. I swear. A lot. If that bothers you, there are plenty of other podcasts out there with hosts who never offend anyone. Go find them. They're very nice. They're also very boring. This also isn't a podcast that assumes you're stupid. You're not. You're just busy running a business and don't have time to decode the latest algorithm update or work out which SEO tactic is legitimate and which one's complete fantasy. Fifteen minutes. One topic. I'll tell you what's pissing me off this week in the SEO industry, why it matters to your website, and what you should actually do about it. Then I'm done. You can get back to running your business. New episodes drop weekly, because the SEO industry creates fresh bullshit faster than I can rant about it. Subscribe wherever you listen to podcasts so you don't miss the next time some gooroo invents a new problem to sell you the solution to. Welcome to SEO F**king What? Let's fix your website.

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WordPress, Wix, Squarespace or AI: Which Is Best for SEO?...

Nov 8, 202611 min

It Was a PHP Problem, Not a WordPress Problem, FFS!

Nov 1, 202612 min

Some SEO Advice For Whoever Runs Your Website - "Admin" Is Hiding Your Expertise from Google

Oct 25, 202612 min

Why Your Website Isn't On Google (And Whose Job It Was)

Oct 18, 202613 min

The SEO Contract You Never Read

Oct 11, 202612 min

Negative SEO Is Mostly a Con. Here's What Actually Hurts You

Oct 4, 202612 min

Traffic's Down? Don't Sack Your SEO Yet, FFS!

Sep 27, 202612 min

Dead SEO Tactics, Dug Up and Resold as "AI Hacks", FFS

Sep 20, 202613 min

Four Questions That's Find Out If Your SEO Is Talking Boll*cks

Sep 13, 202614 min

Seems Nobody Can Tell You What EEAT Actually Is. So I Will.

Sep 6, 202613 min

If Reddit Was Your SEO Strategy, You Haven't Got One, FFS!

Aug 30, 202615 min

Your Portfoilio Page Title Is KILLING Your SEO

Aug 23, 202613 min

Handle Your Reviews Legally (Or Risk a £300,000 Fine)

Aug 16, 202612 min

There Is No AI Content Penalty. Here's What Actually Ranks

Aug 9, 202616 min

Why Good SEO Means Ignoring Content 'Advice' From Business Coaches

Aug 2, 202615 min

The SEO Industry is Fu... errrmmm... Eating its Own Future

Jul 26, 202615 min

The Truth About "Free" SEO Audits (Don't Get Conned)

Jul 19, 202615 min

SEO's Keyword Assumption Problem (What customers actually search vs what you think they search)

Jul 12, 202614 min

Why Your SEO Might Not Be the Problem

Jul 5, 202614 min

I'm Proving SEO Isn't Dead - And Giving You Two Underused Strategies

Jun 28, 202621 min
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