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SEO F**king What - Get Found on Google, make money from your website

SEO F**king What - Get Found on Google, make money from your website

SEO advice that cuts through the crap and doesn't treat you like an idiot

Nikki Pilkington

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Show overview

SEO F**king What - Get Found on Google, make money from your website launched in 2025 and has put out 42 episodes, alongside 1 trailer or bonus episode in the time since. That works out to roughly 9 hours of audio in total. Releases follow a weekly cadence.

Episodes typically run ten to twenty minutes — most land between 11 min and 15 min — and the run-time is fairly consistent across the catalogue. Roughly 50% of episodes carry an explicit flag from the publisher. It is catalogued as a EN-language Business show.

The show is actively publishing — the most recent episode landed 1 weeks ago, with 31 episodes already out so far this year. The busiest year was 2026, with 31 episodes published. Published by Nikki Pilkington.

Episodes
42
Running
2025–2026 · 1y
Median length
14 min
Cadence
Weekly

From the publisher

This podcast exists because you deserve better than the SEO bollocks currently being sold to you. Every week, I'll give you 10-15 minutes of straight talk about SEO. Practical advice that actually works for B2B websites trying to get found on Google/search and make money. The kind of stuff that's been proven over years, not dreamed up last Tuesday by some LinkedIn tosspot. Real SEO from someone who's been doing this since dial-up was considered fast. I'll tell you what works, what's complete nonsense, and which tactics will get your website buried faster than you can say "guaranteed first page rankings." I'm calling out the bullshitters. The agencies promising the world and delivering fuck all. The LinkedIn gooroos flogging courses about things that don't actually exist. The AI SEO "hacks" destroying perfectly good websites. The expensive tools you don't need. The "experts" who learned SEO from a YouTube video three months ago. If someone's talking bollocks about SEO, you'll hear about it here. More importantly, I'm telling you what to do instead. Every rant comes with actual, practical steps you can take. Real actions that get results, not theory that sounds clever but does bugger all for your rankings. "Do this, then do that, and you'll see movement." That's it. That's the format. You're running a B2B business or managing a B2B website. You've probably been burned by an SEO agency before. Maybe they took your money and delivered a fancy report full of words that meant absolutely nothing. Or they promised first page rankings and disappeared after six months of bugger all results. You're sick of reading blog posts that say nothing in 2000 words. You're tired of SEO "tips" that are either blindingly obvious or completely bizarre. You want someone to cut through the crap and tell you what actually matters for your business, not what works for some massive ecommerce site with a budget the size of a small country. You don't need a PhD in technical SEO. You need to know what's worth your time and what's complete bollocks. You need to know which tactics will actually bring in leads and which ones are just expensive ways to make yourself feel busy. That's what I'm here for. This isn't some sanitised, corporate-approved SEO podcast where everyone's lovely and we pretend all tactics are equally valid. They're not. Some are brilliant. Most are pointless. And some will actively fuck up your website while the "expert" who recommended them is off selling the same dodgy advice to the next poor sod. I swear. A lot. If that bothers you, there are plenty of other podcasts out there with hosts who never offend anyone. Go find them. They're very nice. They're also very boring. This also isn't a podcast that assumes you're stupid. You're not. You're just busy running a business and don't have time to decode the latest algorithm update or work out which SEO tactic is legitimate and which one's complete fantasy. Fifteen minutes. One topic. I'll tell you what's pissing me off this week in the SEO industry, why it matters to your website, and what you should actually do about it. Then I'm done. You can get back to running your business. New episodes drop weekly, because the SEO industry creates fresh bullshit faster than I can rant about it. Subscribe wherever you listen to podcasts so you don't miss the next time some gooroo invents a new problem to sell you the solution to. Welcome to SEO F**king What? Let's fix your website.

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Four Questions That's Find Out If Your SEO Is Talking Boll*cks

Sep 13, 202614 min

Seems Nobody Can Tell You What EEAT Actually Is. So I Will.

Sep 6, 202613 min

If Reddit Was Your SEO Strategy, You Haven't Got One, FFS!

Aug 30, 202615 min

Your Portfoilio Page Title Is KILLING Your SEO

Aug 23, 202613 min

Handle Your Reviews Legally (Or Risk a £300,000 Fine)

Aug 16, 202612 min

There Is No AI Content Penalty. Here's What Actually Ranks

Aug 9, 202616 min

Why Good SEO Means Ignoring Content 'Advice' From Business Coaches

Aug 2, 202615 min

The SEO Industry is Fu... errrmmm... Eating its Own Future

Jul 26, 202615 min

The Truth About "Free" SEO Audits (Don't Get Conned)

Jul 19, 202615 min

SEO's Keyword Assumption Problem (What customers actually search vs what you think they search)

Jul 12, 202614 min

Why Your SEO Might Not Be the Problem

Jul 5, 202614 min

I'm Proving SEO Isn't Dead - And Giving You Two Underused Strategies

Jun 28, 202621 min

Why Your Blog Post Isn’t Working and How to Fix It FAST

Jun 14, 202614 min

Why Your AI Website Looks Great But Fails at SEO (AI Sites Series Pt 3)

Jun 7, 202617 min

"Dangerous Dave" and the SEO Insights Trap

May 31, 20266 min

How to figure out what to blog about next for your SEO

May 24, 20267 min

What AI-built websites actually get right

May 17, 20269 min

Why Websites Built With AI Are Fu*king Up Your SEO

May 10, 202610 min

Stop Buying Backlinks FFS! Here are your REAL link building tactics.

May 3, 202614 min

Your Meta descriptions are fu*ked! I'll help you fix 'em.

Apr 26, 202614 min
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