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Friend and host of the Headgum Podcast, Geoffrey James, joins us to discuss air conditioning, small towns, and our first live show in years! Tickets at headgum.com/liveSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In this episode we discuss picky eaters, soft robes, and Jake's new office. Check out our sponsor MyBookie. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this week's Bonus Thursday "Testing Testing," we discover how Jake would have done on his SAT's if he took them again today. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In this episode we discuss teaching math, housewarming gifts, and Amir's trip to New York City. Check out our sponsor MyBookieSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Finally, Jake gives Amir a Myers-Briggs test to determine what kind of man he is/strives to be.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Writer/Actor/Lover Avital Ash joins us to discuss buying low, selling high, and punk covers. Check out our sponsor MyBookieSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Back on a Thursday, surveying 100 people, top answers on the board... It's time to play the feud! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In this episode we discuss dating apps, Dorito commercials, and White Lotus.Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm .See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Back with another test (or two) about some of our favorite things...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In this episode we discuss saving cash, spending cash, and becoming Seattle Kraken fans.Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm .See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Back on a Thursday and testing Jake's knowledge about his home country. Be careful, you may just learn a thing or two.Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm .See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Ya boys are back! In this episode we discuss broken vases, stolen mail, and your ex's sex's.Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Back on a Thursday and testing our ability/knowledge about bringing a human into this world (or not.)Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In this episode we discuss some old bits, some new questions, and reminisce about the origin of this show. Thanks to all our Day 1's, Day 500's and everybody else in between.Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Back on a Thursday and Jake is testing Amir's emotional IQ. Then a few ink blot tests to determine whether or not Amir is a psychopath so he can stay far away from him just in case.Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In this episode we discuss telling the truth, keeping in touch with an ex, and celebrating life's little victories.Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Back for another "Testing Testing" Thursday and Amir is administrating the hottest quiz of all. How well does Jake know his pornography? Let's find out.Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Headgum's newest podcasters, Max and Ivan join us to discuss guilty pleasures, open relationships, and their new show "SOUND DEALS."Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Back on a Thursday again, testing Amir's SCUBA Certification. Kind of a deep dive into Amir's expertise of diving deep.Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In this episode we discuss Jake's trip, Amir's disgusting morning, and shooting videos again!Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Back on a Thursday to launch a new limited-run weekly series, "Testing Testing" in which we quiz each other on different subjects. Today's test is... a Spelling Bee.Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In this episode we discuss post quarantine horniness, and sleeping with a high school crush.Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In this episode we discuss basketball fans, charming babies, and wearing sunscreen.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In this episode we discuss growing your hair, playing tennis, and opening marriages.Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In this episode we discuss stealing cats, drinking caffeine, and standing in the way of fantasies.Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In this episode we discuss new grandmas, old lovers, and the perfect Jake and Amir tattoo.Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In this episode we discuss new music, sleep aids, and get a random phone call from Ben Schwartz!Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In this episode we discuss moms, games, and Headgum Internships!Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In this episode we are answering as many of your questions as possible in another Twitter lightning round edition of "If I Were You."Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In this episode we discuss selling gifts, owning "Jake and Amir," and the ghosts of ghosting past.Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In this episode we discuss Formula 1 racing, Instagram flirting, and what we think about when we think about sleeping.Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In this episode we are joined by Actor, Writer, and new Headgum Podcaster Jasper William Cartwright join us to discuss playing D&D, forgetting birthdays, and being a horses ass.Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In this episode we discuss cryptocurrency, cropping your ex out of photos, and Super League Football.Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Actor/Writer/Lover Avital Ash joins us to discuss nicknames, whistling, and her new web series, Antisocial Distance!Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In this episode we discuss Jewish dudes, catchphrases, and our new dating app: ORION.Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In this episode we discuss immature boys, comfortable chairs, our next project.Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In this episode we discuss live shows, business ideas, and terrible tattoos. Check out our show and many hilarious other pods featured on Stitchers first ever Comedy week! In app or at Stitcherapp.com/comedyAdvertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In this episode we discuss sexy books, anti-vaxxers, and Amir's externship application at Coca Cola.Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Actor/Director/Friend Josh Ruben joins us to discuss cursed roommates and blessed bathtubs -- as well as his movie SCARE ME which is on Shutter/iTunes right now!Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Musician and Headgum podcaster Kelcey Ayer joins us to discuss returning rings, playing Coachella, and his new show "The Kelcey Ayer TV Show on Radio!"Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We get to as many questions as possible that were asked during our virtual live show last week -- including our favorite whiskeys, our least favorite sauces, and whether it's ever okay to masturbate in the same room as a puppy.Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In this episode we discuss vaccinations, NBA Top Shots, and operating on a hunch. We're also having a live show this Wednesday night! Tickets still available at JakeAndAmir.com.Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In this episode we discuss bad gifts, good weather, and our live show on February 24th! (Tickets at JakeAndAmir.com)Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In this episode we discuss drinking tea, watching football, and judging rap battles.We are also doing a virtual LIVE show for THIS PODCAST on February 24. Get your tickets now at JakeAndAmir.com.Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In this episode we discuss movie watching habits, food poisoning, and our upcoming virtual live show!Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In this episode we discuss snoozing an email, losing a lover, and using a recipe.Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In this episode we discuss cooking, cleaning, and Amir's Birthday.Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Friends and new Headgum podcasters Caleb and Shelby are on the Zoom discussing hair loss, vegetarians, and having sex in the dark. For more Caleb and Shelby check out KEEPING RECORDS on Headgum!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In this episode we discuss burping, bathing, and Amir's New Years Eve.Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In this episode we discuss XMas gifts, English Football, and living rent free.Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.