Screaming Meals

2 Days late and too hot to handle, here's another episode of Clem's Wine Corner. Can't really remember what we spoke about, but probably something to do with Qatar and Max getting appropriately hooned in Vegas. Cheers Mate.

Ok we know... but we're BACK and this time hopefully slightly more for good. Among news that CWC has now moved to Fridays (which makes us only 4 days late), there is other news from around the world of Motorsport and we delve slightly too deeply on how we can save the Chinese population from collapse by 2036. There's also wine which, spoiler alert, sucked. Cheers Mate

Ok... we get it. It's not you, it's us. We haven't treated you right lately and we know that. But from here on out, we're here for you and we want you to feel comfortable in that promise...WE'RE BACK! and with a pretty hot bit of goss from James' absolute plane crash of a dating life, to the inside scoop on Gabi Bortoleto. In the Crisis Control, the fellas take on the all too hot topic of Scottish Ski resorts, and how they can provide the necessary parameters for success. Cheers Mate.

Following a two week hiatus to launch a financial services company and race some fast toys in Portugal, the boys are BACK to discuss the usuals and unusual from the Motorsport world. There's also a bit of lizard chat (?) as well as a very apt bottle of New Zealand's great vino. Cheers Mate.

Much like the noble efforts of Amelia Earheart - This solo effort (from) across the Atlantic took guts, ill preparation and stern leadership - to ultimately end up being a little bit crap. But at least it happened! With a glass of wine and wearing a dressing gown that his ex-girlfriend gave him, James sits alone in his room this week to profess over the week's motorsport news (or lack there of) - and puts right to the world of a low level Scottish football club. Clem continues to live his best life in Brazil (I assume). Cheers Mate.

The streak stays alive. James is left somewhat to his own devices, but we got the bastard done come Sunday. There are actually no less than 4 Professional Racing Drivers on this one, so to be fair, that's pretty good from us... no?

Back for the thirteenth week in a row (!) Clem and James sit down over an overpriced bottle of red, to discuss the worlds premier motorsport, and some other crap about the elderly population of Japan. There are also as many as 3, horrifically boring side stories from James that have absolutely no relevance to the conversation whatsoever. (He's started drinking again). Cheers Mate.

Clem and James are back, delivering a surprising amount of Motorsport and Wine content this week, as well as a brief deep-dive around what Juan Correa and Kim Kardashian's children would look like. There's a crisis on the Spanish Coast which we now believe to be resolved pending military action. Cheers Mate.

Ok it's a day late again but here's your weekly dose of the worst Motrosport podcast on the internet. This week, we tackle last lap moves, Wins from the rear and the once mighty Red Bull Racing are on the ropes harder than Tarzan at firefighter school. Also, speaking of schools, we've fixed the problem with Libraries up and down the country - maybe even the world. Cheers Mate.

Back for the tenth week in a row, Clem and James tackle some massive global issues in this week's episode, along with the usual dose of poorly thought out opinions on the week's premier motorsport action... or something like that. There's also some wine from a fan in Belgium, there's some genuine analysis of Marcus' weekend performance and there's only about 4 penis jokes. Cheers Mate.

We're back on the wagon and Wine Corner Wednesday returns with impact, in this, the ninth week in a row of Screaming Meals actually delivering a podcast. Well you saw it, there was a bunch of BS around an IndyCar restart so we argued about that for a while. James is a little bit hungover and the boys get into some deep, highbrow chat in the Crisis Room with James' 27th Birthday looming on Sunday... That had nothing to do with the podcast but just wanted to get that in there. CHEERS MATE!

In this episode, the lads discuss the perfect beard length for a good old pash among Audi seat contenders, Adrian Newey becoming the highest paid nerd in sport, and the latest in the world of fintech dating. Clem samples some Prosecco live from Mykonos, and James continues to moan about his midlife crisis. Cheers Mate.

OK so first of all - James thought Thursday was Wednesday, and this is really where the wheels began to fall off. Whilst Clem continues to Sun and Swan in the French Riviera, James' mid-20's crisis continues to deepen back in London and this lands us to a Sunny Friday afternoon chat about what it takes to be a good driver manager and a whole bunch of absolutely nothing. There's a few jobs going at JHR, so that's a thing - there's also a crisis absolutely everywhere so... Enjoy??

Technically this is the 7th week in a row - it's just a day late. In this one, James is once again solo but Clem has been able to chime in from BEEFA to asses the F1 and F2 landscape. The boys also do some Grade A consulting work in the Crisis Control to get New Zealand Sport back to where it should be.

In the dying moments, much like Jude Bellingham in an irrelevant game of football several weeks ago, we deliver. No less than six weeks in a row we have pumped out a furiously middle class podcast that has some stuff to do with wine and car racing. This one has a twist, James has been left to fend for himself like Tom Hanks in that movie where he makes love to a volley ball or something. Hope you enjoy. Cheers Mate.

That's FIVE!!! Five whole weeks in a row of actually delivering a podcast. Suck on that Rogan.This one's a deep dive into the week of world motorsport and how we can help Paris survive the upcoming Olympic games. There's also wine. Cheers Mate.

Clem and James back again to tackle another bottle of wine, and some more hard hitting issues from the world of Motorsport and beyond.

BOOM! That's 3 weeks in a row of actually delivering a Podcast. A deep-dive on this weeks F1 & F2 action, along with the usual pour of shithousery that somehow digresses into various potential naval, geopolitical, and archaeological phenomenon.

Holy sh*t we’re actually back when we said we’d be. This is a new landscape, a new era and a new dawn - and we couldn’t be more excited. In this bottle, these complete morons discuss what made them cry over the weekend as well as some really stupid ideas surrounding a HootersxDeliverooxOnlyFans merger. ENJOY!

Is this thing still on?