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Chronic Podcast: Recapping Saints beating Atlanta!
Sander Philipse of Bucs Nation stops by to discuss the Bucs loss to the Jets, why Greg Schiano can't instill any discipline in Tampa, and why Josh Freeman has fallen completely apart. He then breaks down what the Bucs need to do to beat the Saints. Kevin, Andrew, and Dave then join in and Kevin demands Ralph pay off a bet. Your ears will suffer and we apologize. Andrew is really excited about John Jenkins but wonders if he can handle the increased workload with Brodrick Bunkley being out. The boys argue about if fans will be upset if Kenny Vaccaro starts getting personal foul penalties on the regular.Rob Ryan is apparently making up defenses on the fly and celebrating at Miss Mae's and the guys are really excited about it. Andrew says Kenny Stills beating single coverage is excellent news for the offense. Kevin wonders if Andy Tanner will be Sean Payton's victory cigar. Dave is ready to break up with his BFF Mark Ingram and Andrew wonders If the Saints do phase out Ingram who gets his carries?The boys then wrap up predicting the Saints-Bucs game with Kevin mixing in wrestling terminology. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Chronic Podcast: New Orleans Saints vs. Atlanta Falcons Mega Podcast!
It's Falcon Week! Before Ralph is joined by the regular crew, Dave Choate from The Falcoholic joins Ralph and Dave Cariello to break down everything Atlanta Falcons. From why the Saints-Falcons rivalry is better than its ever been, to questions in Atlanta's secondary, to what Stevan Jackson can do to be allowed to poop at the 50 yard line of the Georgia Dome Choate explains it all. Kevin then joins in to discuss the final 53 man roster surprises which included only five receivers making the roster among other things. Dave explains why it's a great sign that six undrafted free agents made the team and Kevin is still really worried about the linebackers. What motivational tricks will Sean Payton have up his sleeve for the opener? Kevin explains how Payton might break out some Rocky quotes and Ralph mentions JFK. Dave is very optimistic about the defense. Kevin throws cold water on Ralph's Jimmy Graham prediction.Dave explains what new things Sean Payton created during his year off (hint: it involves Puerto Rico).Which of the young receivers will contribute the most in 2013 and will we enjoy the Rob Ryan experience? Ralph wants Dave to reach to LSU Freek to create a GIF of Rob RyanBefore we get to game and season predictions Kevin recaps his wrestling debut. The boys wrap up with Saints season predictions and the picking the Falcons game. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Chronic Podcast: Parys Haralson Will Save Us , Kenny Stills rocks, and run defense still sucks
Who the hell is Parys Haralson and how long can he stay healthy before his fate becomes like the rest of the Saints LBs? Kevin has the answer to why God hates the Saints LBs. Dave and Kevin join Ralph to recap the Saints win over the Texans. Kevin says it's not time to panic over Keenan Lewis and thinks Kenny Stills might be the Saints first Diva WR since Joe Horn. Ralph is worried about the offensive line when the Saints play on the road. The podcast then goes off the rails quickly and talks MTV Music Awards, Miley Cyrus, Britney Spears, Wayne's World and nudity. Kevin then gives Obama advice on the proper time to bomb Syria as to not interrupt his soap operas. The boys get back to football by discussing if Ryan Griffin will clear waivers and be able to be on the practice squad. Ralph has a plan to fix the preseason. The boys wrap up saying what's been the biggest surprise of training camp. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Chronic Podcast: Saints Defense is Awesome, Rob Ryan is King of The Seven Kingdoms
Dave, Kevin, and Andrew join Ralph to laugh at the Raiders and revel in the seven sacks of Rob Ryan defense.Dave has already upped the 2013 win total to 12. Kevin gives in an in-depth play by play break down you'd expect from his viewing habits and explains why Seneca Wallace got cut. Andrew breaks down who will make the 53 man roster. Also guess who is either getting high or drinking a soda and Juge and Kevin go off script and mock Bleacher Report.Andrew and Ralph debut Rob Ryan's Big Fat Chart of Fun. It's their attempt to chart the progress of the 2013 defense in minute detail. Everyone tries to decide which rookie jersey they should purchase.What do the Saints need to accomplish in the last preseason game? Dave melts down over Patrick Crayton getting cut...yeah Patrick Crayton. Then Ralph's wife melts down over the Astros.To wrap things up Ralph yells at Ryan Chauvin from BlackandGoldreview.com. Ryan thinks Drew Brees is boring and might never get in the Hall of Fame because of it and compares Drew Brees to a puppy and the comparison kind of works. Ralph thinks this is ridiculous but before punches are thrown they start talking about Game of Thrones and how Rob Ryan is Daenerys Targaryen. It's delightful. The podcast delivers the hard core football analysis you deserve.PS: Donate and the audio quality on Ryan Chauvin's interview can get better. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Chronic Podcast: Saints Chiefs Recap, LB problems, & Romig retires
EAndrew and Dave join Ralph to recap the Chiefs game but first they mock him for losing the first taping of the show. The boys then argue if the Saints will eventually play the young kids on defense. Andrew wonders why Sean Payton is still counting on Jonathan Vilma, Will Smith, and Roman Harper be the core of the defense. Will the Saints sign every veteran receiver they can locate? Are they not happy with Nick Toon and Kenny Stills. How worried should we about depth at LT? Dave thinks look ok. Ralph wants to declare the Ben Watson signing a smashing success after watching him for two series. The boys discuss the retirement of Jerry Romig.Andrew explains why another poor special team performance against the Raiders could drive him to illegal drugs and why some of the young defensive linemen are getting him excited. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Chronic Podcast: Why the Saints Preseason Matter This Year
Ralph's wife completely melted down over the Dolphins awful performance in the Hall of Fame Game so Andrew, Dave, Kevin, and Ralph discuss if they ever went crazy after a bad Saints preseason performance. Dave wants Kenny Vaccaro to be hated by opposing teams and fans. Dave breaks down the WR signing of Steve Breaston. Oh and the boys say 'Breast' and laugh. Andrew explains why he hates the black and gold Scrimmage and why we should be worried about Joe Morgan. The boys break down Drew Magary's preview of the Saints and how he has us Saints fans pegged. It's funny because it's true. Kevin takes the opportunity to mock Falcons fans. It's a rant in crystal clear stereo. They finish up trying to wrap up the Tournament to decide Held's wrestling intro music and Ralph's wife rants about the Saints cutting Mexican kicker Jose Carlos Maltos and in the process breaks all the new audio levels. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Chronic Podcast: Saints need healthy LBs and Skype Fail to the Max
The gang is all here for the first training camp edition. Dave is back and wonders if Scott Shanle might be the Saints savior at linebacker. Kevin needs Skype instructions, and Andrew is very close to being in full blow panic over the linebackers. He is so nervous he has already crapped his pants. The boys break down Kenny Vaccaro looking good the first week of camp, Mark Ingram injuring Saints defenders, and which three players are the key to defense being good enough. Oh and there is a Skyp-apocalypse, don't worry sound quality is fine, but donate so our technical issues happen less frequently. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Chronic Podcast: How The Saints Offense Can Return To 2011 Version
New Season, New Podcast! Now with better sound and Kick @#$ Open! Andrew Juge of the Saints Nation joins Ralph to preview training camp and wonders if they got Sean Payton drunk what would he say is the biggest worry heading into 2013. They also try to figure out what are the keys to the Saints offense returning to 2011 form. Andrew breaks down the running game struggles and explains why depth at WR is a huge key to 2013. Ralph asks Andrew if there is anything the defense is capable of even being average at? Hint: Andrew's answer rhymes with 'Duck Bo'. Andrew also says for the 5698th time how important the nose tackle is to the 3-4. Ralph then rips bloggers who are already declaring the best of the Drew Brees/Sean Payton Era over. Juge also makes a surprising defense of Steve Spagnuola. Andrew and Ralph then discuss which veteran might not make the final roster. Ralph also tells how your donations to the podcast can improve the sound quality, buy beer, and get Kevin the Horse Steroids he needs to kick start his wrestling career. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Chronic Podcast: Author 'Of Bread & Circuses' ,Reid Gilbert, on Bounty Gate, Roger Goodell & Saints
Reid Gilbert, author of Of Bread & Circuses, drops by the show to give you the best analyzing of Bounty Gate you will get anywhere. Before we get to 2013 Reid explains the mess that Roger Goodell dropped on the 2012 Saints. You'll learn a ton of stuff you didn't know about Bounty Gate like how Mike Cerullo was even more of a whack job than we all thought. How the NFL had even less evidence on the Saints than you even think. Reid believes the giant hole in the NFL's case against the Saints was the inability to show even one injury related to bounties. Reid lays out why the media's conventional wisdom about Paul Tagliabue's Bounty Gate ruling is wrong, who he wished he could have interviewed and why Jonathan Vilma's hiring of Peter Ginsberg was brilliant and changed everything about Bounty Gate. Reid also gives his thoughts on if Bounty Gate has caused long term damage to the Saints organization. Reid then gives his thoughts on the 2013 season and he focuses on the secondary and why it $^^&&( sucks. He also is excited to see what the year off has done to Sean Payton. Listen to this podcast and then buy Reid's book. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Chronic Podcast: How the 2013 Patriots might be like the 2012 Saints
Andrew Juge and Kevin Held join Ralph to do a podcast with hardly any actual Saints news. It's July and that's a good thing. The boys wonder if the 2013 Patriots = 2012 Saints. Meaning experts and fans will think huge missing pieces won't matter. Plus random thoughts on the NFL. In actual Saints talk Ralph has talked himself into the awesomeness of the Ben Watson/Jimmy Graham tight end combo and Andrew then explains why it will happen. They finish things up moving through the tournament to decide Kevin Held's wrestling intro music. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Chronic Podcast: Gus Kattengell Talks Kenny Wilkerson and 2013 Saints
Gus Kattengell, host of THE SPORTS HANGOVER on 106.1 THE TICKET in New Orleans joins Ralph to talk about the passing of Kenny Wilkerson. Gus talks about how Kenny helped him become a great sideline reporter. He also discusses how its become even harder to get information than when he started as a reported. Gus also explains how fans crave info on the Saints yet hate 'negative' news. Gus then gives his favorite Kenny Wilkerson story and what people should remember about Kenny. Ralph then asks Gus to pin point what is the key to the Saints defense not being horrible in 2013. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Chronic Podcast: Bizarr-O Saints Mt. Rushmore Picks
Kevin and Andrew join Ralph to discuss Bizarr-o Saints Mt. Rushmore. Aaron Brooks makes but who else? You will just have to listen. The boys also then get to Round 2 of Kevin's potential intro music for his future wrestling career. Andrew pictures Kevin losing 30 pounds to intimidate his opponents. It's the end of June and as long as Saints players aren't getting arrested we don't have much actual football to talk about. They wrap up talking about Aaron Hernandez getting arrested for murder.Waste 90 minutes with us. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Chronic Podcast: The stupidity of mocking Steve Gleason
Andrew Juge and Kevin Held join Ralph to discuss the Atlanta SportsTalk hosts mocking Steve Gleason. Kevin thinks Then they discuss how ill informed NFL players are about who is actually good at football and use Jimmy Graham not being in the Top 100 players as exhibit A. Kevin's rant involves Goodell, purses, and Dennis Pita. The boys then break down another bracket in the Tournament to decide Iron Eagle Held's wrestling entrance music. The discussion includes Andrew's fascination with Garbage Pail Kids. Follow along with bracket below The “Outside Interference” Region 1. “Sinister Kid” – Black Keys http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATmc1MA37XM 16. “Call Me Uprising” – Blondie & Muse (CjR MIX) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJNGTtzzASo 8. “Radioactive” – Imagination Dragons http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iO_WxYC34eM 9. “Running with the Devil” – Van Halen http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEvBm01cWhk 5. “The Fire” – The Roots feat. John Legend http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHRLXvvLO_U 12. “Eminence Front” – The Who http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnHLgxKUsEA 4. “We Care A Lot” – Faith No More http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1g9PFtSCKw 13. “Police On My Back” – The Clash http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sq_HtgGOIfE 6. “Down” – Stone Temple Pilots http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gu6fkjjAKog 11. “Ecstasy of Gold” (Bandini Remix) – Ennio Morricone http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9Kujas1IsM 3. “Sober” – Tool http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqmRDV0a_70 14. “Robot Rock” – Daft Punk http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFZjqVnWBhc 7. “Never Let Down” – Andrew W.K. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6X8oOegnM9k 10. “Sesquipedalian” – Konrad OldMoney http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWt0cBKLGTU 2. “Street Fighting Man” – Rolling Stones http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFvtMp7hRF8 15. “Jump Around” – House of Pain http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfblUSCaAQk See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Chronic Podcast: Will Victor Butler injury devastate the Saints pass rush
Andrew Juge and Kevin Held join Ralph to discuss the impact of Victor Butler's season ending injury. Andrew believes the loss of Butler might be the worst case scenario for the Saints pass rush. Ralph wonders if now the Saints pass rush is counting too heavily on Junior Galette. Andrew beats the drum for John Abraham and Kevin thinks Rob Ryan blaming the Saints run defense on bad scheme might not be accurate because he's Rob Ryan and you know...a lunatic. The boys then discuss Devery Henderson and Sedrick Ellis signing elsewhere. Andrew explains the strange decline of Ellis. They wrap up with yet another bracket in the Tournament to decide Kevin 'Iron Eagle' Held's wrestling entrance music. Juge melts down over his hatred of Nick Cave and Ralph goes bonkers over Game of Thrones and Rains of Castamere... it's worth your time just to hear it. Follow along with the bracket below... 1. “Du Hast” – Rammstein http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlOAMKTj0hU 16. “Song 2” – Blur http://youtu.be/SSbBvKaM6sk 8. “Personal Jesus” – Depeche Mode http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1xrNaTO1bI 9. “Seven Nation Army” – White Stripes http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9ANOzmSKQg 5. “Red Right Hand” – Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrxePKps87k 12. “Iron Eagle” – Andrew Juge 4. “When the Levee Breaks” – Led Zeppelin http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEKkJHSO8A0 13. “Let Me Clear My Throat” – DJ Kool http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JG9ZwhxSXs 6. “Rock and Roll Ain’t Noise Pollution” – AC/DC http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JWBmZTad2E 11. “Rains of Castamere” – The National http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HilAVhm3BqI 3. “Them Bones” – Alice in Chains http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwzkVXduNc0 14. “You Can’t Bring Me Down” – Suicidal Tendencies http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPfkK7bcyfE 7. “My Hero” – Foo Fighters http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvsGg2tDVWI 10. “Holy Diver” – Dio http://youtu.be/bkysjcs5vFU?t=40s 2. “Life in Marvelous Times” – Mos Def http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rK8QoxuVQWo 15. “Return of the Mack” – Mark Morrison http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB1D9wWxd2w See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Chronic Podcast: Mini Camp is Worthless and Saints Bizarro Mt. Rushmore
Andrew Juge and Kevin Held join Ralph to discuss why mini camp is totally useless as far as figuring out anything for the upcoming season. Ralph has a pretty solid theory on why Terron Armstead will start at tackle. Andrew explains why the Saints will need at least one of their young receivers to step up if the offense is to remain elite. Is the pass rush really any better? Andrew thinks Rob Ryan will throw the kitchen sink at teams in the preseason. The boys then start to assemble the Saints Bizarro Mt. Rushmore and wrap up going through another bracket of Kevin 'Iron Eagle' Held's wrestling intro music. Wrestling Bracket song list if you want to follow along! Baddest Man Alive http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQgX3S4LSAY Alex Chilton http://youtu.be/sTSJYZyouek SAIL http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CaypEojjKQ In the Evening (I have it set where it would start 0:53) http://youtu.be/Vg6MIuXrFf8?t=53s Justice http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6iHYTjEyKU Thunder Kiss '65 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EI1ptKcOlHE Millionaire http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQ8uTxWO7Yw I Get Wet http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3STxfw5-uNY Ashes to Ashes http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=968OgZCWICY That Kind of Man http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOCCDUHZLOo Bulls on Parade http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=my6bfA14vMQ Cars (Remix) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5fM_n5xCw0 My Wave http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWdP8B4BHss Vitamin (I have it set where it would start 0:47) http://youtu.be/GWYDbvFH15g?t=47s Young Man Dead http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtQe3Mfb26U Ready for the Fight http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9dJOjDitb8 See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Chronic Podcast:Joe Morgan Blackout Drunk Edition
Andrew Dave and Kevin join Ralph to break down Joseph Morgan getting sloppy drunk and using his car as a bed. Dave explains his new video feature on CSC and why he sounds like James Earl Jones. Andrew also discusses how Mickey Loomis has quietly put the Saints in good salary cap shape and the boys then begin the bracket to decide which entrance music Kevin 'Iron Eagle ' Held will use in his ring debut. We are in the dog days people there is only 99 days until football. Let's get through this together. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Chronic Podcast:Saints OTA recap Edition
Ralph is joined by Dave and Andrew to discuss the Saints OTAs and the return of Sean Payton. Ralph could not be more excited for the Rob Ryan era. Andrew tries to figure out of Will Smith will be any good at linebacker. Are any linebackers worth more than a dollar? Dave is not pleased with the left tackle situation and all the options scare him. The guys make crazy predictions off one day of practices. Dave isn't sure we will see as much of Ben Watson as you might think but Andrew disagrees. Oh and they make fun of the fact Kevin couldn't be on the show because he injured his ass learning how to do the suplex to a stuffed animal. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Chronic Podcast:The Saints Mount Rushmore Edition
Dave, Ralph, Andrew and Kevin debate the four greatest players in Saints history and the four greatest non-players. Marques Colston or Joe Horn? Does Deuce make it? Plus a surprise entry in the non player category. And hookers....lots and lots and hookers. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Chronic Podcast:Drew Brees is not the 79th best player PFF!
Andrew, Dave and Kevin join Ralph to discuss Pro Football Focus ranking Drew Brees the 79th best player in 2012. Kevin tells Ralph to take his stat based logic and shove it because Brees isn't the 79th ranked anything. Dave explains how an article he wrote about Malcolm Jenkins' job being in jeopardy went sideways in the comment section. Andrew explains what all three safeties on the field at once might look like. Kevin explains why he is interested in Kenny Stills fashion sense. Andrew asks Dave if he still believes Devery Henderson will still be on the team in 2013 then asks who gets a job in the NFL first; Tim Tebow or Devery? Dave tries to explain Reggie Bush's desire to wait for his child to be born before he gets married because of religious reasons. Kevin then discusses the legal precedent for getting an engagement ring back after someone calls off the wedding. The boys wrap up the show getting an update on Kevin's flourishing pro wrestling career and discussing off season arrest scenarios they'd like to see. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Chronic Podcast:Saints Draft Review aka Safety Dance
Andrew Juge and Kevin 'Iron Eagle' Held join Ralph to review the draft. Andrew reminds everyone Pro Football Focus rated the Roman Harper and Malcolm Jenkins AS THE WORST TWO SAFETIES IN FOOTBALL so Kenny Vaccaro was definitely a need pick. Kevin reviews the Chris Ivory trade and then explains the difference between fun fat guy and sack of #@$ fat guy. He is also incredibly excited about the fashion choices Kenny Stills makes come August. Ralph drops some Tarleton State knowledge. The guys go off topic and discuss Jason Collins announcing he is gay and Kevin uses a great analogy to explain the meaning of it. The guys wrap up the show deciding what is a reasonable expectation for the rookies to contribute in 2013 , making fun of teams who had horrible drafts, and random salary cap thoughts. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Chronic Podcast:Saints Draft Preview Extravaganza
The Draft Preview has everything to get you ready for Thursday including Rammstein, a Jim Mora rant, the anointing of Kevin Held as the wrestler 'Iron Eagle', and actual draft talk. Dave, Kevin, and Andrew start the show by ripping Ralph for wanting wide receiver Tavon Austin. Is the 2013 season opener most anticipated since Katrina game in 2006? Dave uses a lot of four letter words to describe his feeling about the Saints trading up. How does the Darrelle Revis trade to Tampa might affect the Saints draft options. Andrew tries to figure out which WTF pick besides a QB would most help the Saints. The boys also make their dream pick and their pick which is most likely to happen. The guys wrap up discussing Kevin's budding pro wrestling career and have a very special edition of Mocking the Draft: Favorite Saints Scandal/Funny Moment Edition. The next 90 minutes you WILL GET NO WORK DONE. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Chronic Podcast: Trading with the Enemy
The Atlanta Falcons are reportedly looking to trade up. Ralph, Andrew and Kevin debate whether the Saints should accommodate them. Let's just say Andrew and Kevin's answer rhymes with duck bow. Kevin explains how the Saints signed of Seneca Wallace and let's just say it involves Rob Ryan and beer. Ralph gets the shakes thinking about Mickey Loomis drafting Manti Te'o. The boys try to figure out which scenario is likely to happen so the Saints can trade down Andrew guesses Chris Ivory's trade value and could the tragedy in Boston mean even tighter security at Saints games? The boys end with another edition of 'Mocking the Draft' involving best Saints players names.It lasts four rounds and involves a website YOU SHOULD UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES GOOGLE AT WORK. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Chronic Podcast: Is Drafting for Need a Bad Strategy?
Dave, Andrew, and Kevin join Ralph to discuss the draft. Has drafting for need over best player been shown to be bad idea? Should the Saints trade down? Dave wonders if the Jason Smith signing means the Saints won't do anything major at left tackle. Kevin wants to trade down and drops giant words to describe it. Dave goes on an epic rant explaining why Devery Henderson will be on the roster in September. Andrew wants a safety because he isn't sure he can live through another year of Roman Harper and Malcolm Jenkins. Do the boys have Mingo Mania and is the Jim Leonhard signing worth anything? Kevin wants a faster draft and has a plan to make it happen. The boys finish up mocking the draft by selecting the best late night places in NOLA to eat when you are drunk and or high. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Chronic Podcast:Former Saint Mike Karney explains why Spags was terrible
Former Saints fullback Mike Karney joins Andrew Juge and Ralph to talk about why Steve Spagnuolo failed as Saints defensive coordinator. It's the most detailed and informative explanation on why the Saints defense was so bad. Seriously, it's must listen. Mike also talks about the new helmet rule for running backs. The guys also talk about the insanity of the Rutgers basketball coach, what makes a great coach and Mike discusses the angriest a coach ever made him. Mike also wonders if the fullback position is going the way of dial up internet. Mike and Andrew also break down quarterbacks in the draft and the best moves in free agency. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Chronic Podcast:Is Nnamdi Asomugha ever going to make up his mind?
Dave, Kevin and Andrew all join Ralph to discuss if Nnamdi Asomugha will ever make up his damn mind on where to sign. They also debate the Saints would be better off with Nnamdi or Tracy Porter at corner. Andrew breaks the signings of Keenan Lewis and Ben Watson. Why has Victor Butler visited every NFL East of the Mississippi but has yet to sign a contract? Besides Bryant McKinnie what are the options at left tackle? Are Mickey Loomis and Sean Payton awful at picking in Round 1? Is Osi Umenyiora going to poop all over the Falcon Super Bowl chances and is he an upgrade over John Abraham? Andrew also expresses pride over his 3 year old's hate of the Falcons. Mike Freeman of CBS Sports reported a gay player might be thinking of coming out. Ralph will ask if a player did come out what city would be most accepting and which would be least?And Andrew has an idea to destroy Twitter. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Chronic Podcast: Bushrod is Gone, Saints Corner Shopping, and Juge loves Cox
Andrew Juge and Kevin Held discuss the Jermon Bushrod departure and the options the Saints might do to replace him. Andrew explains why he loves Derek Cox to fill the Saints corner issues. Kevin says he is a better option at back up quarterback than David Carr. The boys play Geezer Roulette where they get to select one veteran defensive player to sign in free agency. Kevin predicts Reggie Bush going to Detroit will not end well and his Steeler hate means he doesn't want James Harrison to be a Saint. Ralph wishes Mickey Loomis would have beat Seattle to sign Cliff Avril on the cheap. Finally Andrew and Kevin break down if the new Pope was a good signing by the Catholic Church. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Chronic Podcast:Loomis Salary Cap Magic and Free Agency Preview
Andrew, Kevin, and our fearless leader Dave are all together to discuss Mickey Loomis' magic to get the Saints under the salary cap. The downside as Dave explains is that the 2013 Saints defense will look a lot like the 2012 defense. Andrew makes the great point that the Saints moves so far this off season show they still believe in their defensive talent for next year. Kevin throws ice cold water on whether the Saints should enter the Darrelle Revis sweepstakes. The boys discuss NFL news of Joe Flacco's contract and the Saints off season move to give you nightmares. The final question is if you can only keep one player for 2013 from Will Smith, Jonathan Vilma, and Roman Harper who would it be? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Chronic Podcast: Can Saints front office build a 3-4 defense?
Andrew Juge of the Saints Nation joins Ralph to discuss Johnny Patrick and Dave Thomas getting released. Is the Saints front office capable of building a 3-4 defense based on their draft record? How many old veteran defensive players is too many to sign in free agency? What will the Saints do at outside linebacker and nose tackle. Finally, since Ralph and his wife are trying to have a baby Andrew and Ralph discuss how much naming rights for a child are worth. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Chronic Podcast: Rob Ryan is drinking a hand grenade and coaching the Defense
Since the Saints have hired Rob Ryan to coach the defense it's mega podcast time. Andrew Juge, Kevin Held , and Dave Cariello join Ralph to figure out if the hiring of Ryan means Sean Payton likes to have crazy person coaching his defense. Kevin thinks Rob Ryan for entertainment purposes is the best hire EVER and he is Jeremy Shockey at 50 years old. Dave wants to the defense to tackle better and Kevin wants Malcolm Jenkins to exit stage left. Andrew breaks down why the 3-4 will help the Saints substitution problems. Finally, Kevin dreams up a fantastic offseason NFL scandal but Andrew tops him with one involving Tim Tebow and Manti Te'o. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Chronic Podcast: Super Bowl Recap and still hating Goodell
Andrew Juge makes his normal Monday appearance to recap the Super Bowl. Andrew explains how when the blackout happened he thought for like 15 seconds Bane was going to destroy the Superdome. They agree the commercials were awful and they critique Beyonce. Ralph hopes next year's Super Bowl in New York is sub -23 degrees unless the Saints are playing. Ralph and Andrew then debate if the Saints need to trade down in the Draft to recoup the 2nd Round pick. Jason Bernos from the Nola Rundown joins Ralph to vent one last time at Goodell and Jason throws out some interesting names for defensive coordinator. He also gives some interesting insight on defending the read option and pistol offenses. Is Ed Reed worth the risk? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Chronic Podcast: Spags gets sent packing MEGA EDITION
Since Sean Payton dropped Steve Spagnuolo like a bag of dirt it's all hands on deck this week. Andrew Juge, Fearless leader Dave, and Kevin Held all join Ralph to discuss the Spags firing, and possible replacements. Kevin, since he's lives in Spags previous failure of St. Louis, wonders what should we have seen to know this was a horrible hire. Dave has thoughts on the futures of Jonathan Vilma/Will Smith/Roman Harper and brags on the Chronic covering the story like gravy on a biscuit. Andrew breaks down if the Saints have the personal to run the 3-4. We have a special edition of Game Time where everyone tries to figure out which scenario is more likely. These include fans getting run over by streetcars and Bobby Hebert getting arrested. The boys also discuss Joe Vitt's awesome leaked testimony, Roger Goodell's Reddit answers, and mock Jeff Duncan because he's Jeff Duncan and was getting draft picks from Gregg Williams.Oh and Kevin Held has a meltdown that involves Kaiser Soze. It's can't miss podcasting. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Chronic Podcast: Enjoying the Falcons Choke Job
Andrew Juge of the Saints Nation stops by to join Ralph in congratulating the Atlanta Falcons on blowing the biggest lead in NFC Championship Game history. Is it small and petty? Absolutely but admit it, you loved it too. They then review their favorite Krewe Du Vieux float mocking Roger Goodell. The boys then discuss why a lot of coaches can't manage the clock and what might be the solutions. They eventually get around to talking about the Saints. The Saints are trying to extend Pete Carmichael and find a replacement for Aaron Kromer. Ralph wonders if after watching the title games he should re-evaluate the Saints off season needs? Finally Andrew recaps Scott Shanle's Twitter war victory over Atlanta Falcons fans and debate if Shanle is a Saints Hall-of-Famer. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Chronic Podcast: Kromer Gone, White House Petitions, and fake Girlfriends
Kevin Held and Dave Cariello join Ralph to discuss Aaron Kromer going to the Bears, was he a good coach and how the Saints replace him. Dave completely dominates this discussion like Rowdy Piper on the WWF. The boys then discuss why if America can ask the White House to build a Death Star then Saints fans can petition the President to issue an executive order making Roger Goodell give back the 2nd round draft pick. It's the most important thing Barack Obama might ever do. EVER. The boys discuss Manti Teo and his imaginary girlfriend, is Drew Brees a dork, and how much is 2013 being ruined because Sean Payton is not back yet. Yeah they shamelessly plug the petition one last time and it's a really crazy stupid idea but it's the offseason so just sign it. What the else you gonna do? Finally Ralph explains why Atlanta beating Seattle was as disappointing as any 2012 Saints loss and Kevin makes a Super Bowl pick. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Chronic Podcast: Will Buffalo steal Saints assistant coaches?
Andrew Juge of the Saints Nation stops by to discuss if former Saints offensive line coach Doug Marrone getting the Buffalo Bills head coaching job means Pete Carmichael and Aaron Kromer are more likely to leave. Carmichael is one of the 345 people the Bears have interviewed to replace Lovie Smith. Andrew has an interview next week and he is very excited. Andrew gives his season grades for the Saints and the results are as you would expect for a team that went from 13 wins to 7. Andrew's four lowest graded players were corners. Don't act surprised. Should the Saints try to trade a running back? The cap situation isn't nearly as bad as experts would have you believe. It's time to retire 'Get Crunk' from home games. Andrew thinks Sean Payton will be a better coach in 2013 because of the suspension. Finally, the boys preview the playoffs and if Atlanta will give us joy by losing. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Chronic Podcast: Who ripped Spagnuolo Edition
Kevin Held joins Ralph to discuss Spagnuolo getting tossed under the bus and what does it say about his ability to lead the defense? Kevin has a righteous rant about Roger Goodell not only ruining the 2012 season but 2013 as well. He's doing this by not letting Sean Payton return before the Super Bowl. The Saints may need to replace their two best assistant coaches (Aaron Kromer & Pete Carmichael) and might have to wait until February. Kevin also explains how Mickey Loomis can contact Sean Payton on the down low to get help hiring new assistants if need be. It might be Kevin's craziest, weirdest, espionage filled rant ever. SERIOUSLY. He and Ralph then play the name game and try to horrify each other with possible Carmichael replacements. Kevin and Ralph debate if the Saints will be viewed as crazy divorced guy if they hire their 4th defensive coordinator in 8 years. They end giving their playoff picks and Ralph explains what needs to happen to make both Saints and LSU fans happy. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Chronic Podcast:Time to fire the Entire Defense Edition
Andrew Juge of the Saints Nation stops by for his final regular season visit. Now that the Saints gave up most yards in NFL history there shouldn't be any option off the table to fix things including firing Steve Spagnuolo. Can one guy change the Saints defense? Why depth at corner is as big an issue as the pass rush. Who is better option at safety Malcolm Jenkins or Isa Abdul-Quddus? The curious case of Sedrick Ellis' decline. What's Jermon Bushrod's value on the open market and what happens if Saints assistant coaches want to leave before Sean Payton's suspension ends? If Doug Marone gets a head coaching job will he raid Saints staff? And finally what memory will stick with Ralph and Andrew from 2012? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Chronic Podcast: Saints show grit in Dallas and why 2013 will be better
Andrew Juge of The Saints Nation stops by for a Holiday Recap of the Dallas win and why the Saints melting down with a two score lead was a good thing. Ralph argues Marques Colston is now one of the five greatest Saints of all time. Why did Saints interim coaching plan flop? Andrew has a great theory. Jimmy Graham's game saving play showed everything we love about him and the Saints. Ralph thinks the Panthers game should be a blast to watch as there will be points a plenty and which Saints player most needs to play well in the season finale? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Chronic Podcast: Tom Benson will go to the mattresses edition
Dave is MIA this week so only Kevin joins Ralph and they break down why the Saints miss Sean Payton for a bunch of small stuff as much as the obvious reasons. How will the Sean Payton contract situation go in the off season and why Tom Benson might go to the mattresses over it. What position was the most disappointing position performance on the Saints in 2012? Kevin wants the Saints to add a safety even if the young safeties continue to play well the next few weeks. Ralph is worried because the Saints don't have a 2nd pick they will reach for a player. Kevin explains why he both wants to have to watch Arizona beat Chicago to keep the Saints mathematically alive for the postseason and dreads having to do it. Ralph explains why the horrible season the Saints have had means they'll beat Dallas Sunday. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Chronic Podcast: Burning the Bucs to Ground Edition
Andrew Juge of The Saints Nation stops by to recap the Glorious @#$ kicking of Tampa . Ralph wanted 5-11 when he was heading to the game but it was really nice to have just a great 3 hour fun fest in this awful season. The ceiling on Joe Morgan is what? Andrew gives the Saints credit for sticking with him. The Saints upgraded big time at LB in the off season but what do they look like for 2013? Young Safeties...hell yeah we'll be talking about Bush and the Q! Jimmy Graham's struggles continue but Ralph saw something that made him not too worried. Ralph and Andrew then discuss a theory that the Saints miss Sean Payton during road games and when in-game adversity strikes. Ralph even has a stat to back up his argument and isn't just making stuff up. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Chronic Podcast:Goodell Shoots first and asks questions never edition
Dave lays out in grand fashion why Goodell went off the rails and shot first and asked questions NEVER. Goodell IS NOT A NORMAL PERSON. Ralph wonder's about Goodell's legacy regarding the bounty investigation? Why Anthony Hargrove was saved by Brett Favre's penis. Why not let drunk Bobby Hebert loose on Goodell...YEEEHAWWW! Dave wants the 2nd Round pick back. Kevin explains why Goodell's suspension of Payton was more than just business it was personal. Why Mike Florio deserves credit for being hard from the beginning on the NFL in the bounty investigation and Kevin delivers a righteous rant on how the local media failed. Why Jonathan Vilma needs to press on because he has nothing left to lose. Kevin tries to figure out what's left in the 2012 season and why Chase Daniel needs to get playing time so we can figure out if he's a decent backup quarterback. Besides rooting against Atlanta who will the boys be rooting for in the playoffs. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Chronic Podcast: Figuring out what's left of the 2012 Saints' season
Andrew Juge of The Saints Nation stops by and before he gets into the bounty investigation he breaks down the disaster in New York. He details the struggles of the Saints receivers to get open and why it's now time to see if certain guys on the roster can play. Is Tyrunn Walker worthy of being on an NFL roster? Can Isa Abdul-Quddus and Rafael Bush be an upgrade at safety and can Joe Morgan be Devery Henderson 2.0? Andrew also tries to explain Drew Brees' struggles and why Jimmy Graham missed Sean Payton the most. He and Ralph then try to figure out what the hell Roger Goodell accomplished with the Bounty investigation (HINT: NOTHING) and they also wonder what football will look like in 10 years. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Chronic Podcast: Sean Payton's Drunk and not Watching Edition
Dave and Kevin stop by and the boys discuss what they think Sean Payton's reaction to Drew Brees' clock screw-up against Atlanta was. Let's just say Kevin's thoughts on Payton's reaction isn't fit for children. In discussing the Drew Brees' failures the last two weeks Dave comes up with perhaps the coolest rule change in the history of football. We call it THE BLUE FLAG RULE. Kevin calls out Ralph's hypocrisy on whether the Saints can still make the playoffs. The boys then get way off topic and discuss the Hornets name change to Pelicans, New York Pizza, and Tulane to the Big 12. Kevin gets things back on track with a brilliant take on the coaches use of Pierre Thomas and compares Dave to Lawrence Taylor. Oh and they do get around to talking about the Giants. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Chronic Podcast: Drew Brees Hits Bottom Edition
Andrew Juge of the Saints Nation stops by to break down the disaster in Atlanta. He compares watching it to watching the Heath Shuler led Saints. He and Ralph discuss if the Saints would have been better off if they had played the good teams on their schedule early in the season and Andrew explains why the offensive line has struggled and what it might look like next year. Ralph thinks the negotiations between Sean Payton and the Saints will involve playing the Atlanta game over and over again. The boys also start discussing the 2013 Draft because the playoffs aren't happening. They also pick the biggest surprise of the 2012 Saints season and the biggest disappointment. The answers might surprise you. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Chronic Podcast: The Falcons Ain't Winning No Super Bowl Edition
Dave and Kevin stop by and before they discuss Atlanta Dave blames the 49ers loss on Drew Brees. Kevin wants the world to know that Thursday Night Football sucks and Roger Goodell is still a giant #$^&. Dave says Tulane will win the Big East Football Championship before the Falcons win a Super Bowl. He takes Ralph's question about what he would be willing to do to see the Saints beat the Falcons three times this year to an entirely new level. It involves Richard Simmons is all we can tell you here. The boys get to picking the game and crazy scenarios that might unfold. Then Kevin and Ralph are horrified that Dave has seen not even one James Bond movie. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Chronic Podcast:Beat the Falcons or Die Edition
Andrew Juge of the Saints Nation makes his weekly visit to break down the film from the loss to the 49ers. Ralph thinks the Saints might be closer to the playoffs even after the loss. Andrew explains why before Drew Brees' first interception the Saints had played their best half of football all year. He also thinks it's time to reevaluate how good Cam Jordan can be. Andrew gives a completely rational and simple reason why Pierre Thomas didn't play much at all. Ralph tries to figure out how the Saints can remain explosive on offense if they have to start their fourth string right tackle. The boys preview the Atlanta game, debate if the Falcons are a fraud, and decide which defender needs to have a big game. And Andrew asks if Ralph is willing to do something truly awful if it meant the Saints would beat Atlanta three times this year. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Chronic Podcast: Mega Thanksgiving Edition
In an effort to make sure you get no work done Thanksgiving week we are giving one huge mega podcast! Dave and Kevin drop by and Dave gloats about Mark Ingram looking every pick like the #1 pick the Saints made him. Kevin is a bit upset about waiting 3.5 hours to see his doctor. Dave wonders how the Saints will work Darren Sproles back into the rotation. Ralph wonders how much longer does the Saints win streak need to go before Jeff Duncan drops the biggest troll column in NOLA.com history. Dave goes off on why Roman Harper better be ready to make amends against the 49ers. Plus, best and worst Thanksgiving dishes. Then Andrew Juge of the Saints Nations stops by to explain why the best thing about the Saints destruction of the Raiders is he still thinks the Saints have plenty of room to get better. He also explains how the Saints will function if they have to start their 3rd string RT against San Francisco. Ralph is excited the Saints defense in back to back weeks didn't have any huge blown coverages and Andrew makes a compelling case why you should hope the 49ers won last night. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Chronic Podcast: Dave was Right about Mark Ingram
It's too bad Dave couldn't make this week's podcast because he totally could have gloated when Kevin and Ralph admitted he was right about not giving up Mark Ingram. Kevin compares the Saints secondary to the Godfather Part III and it isn't a compliment. The guys also try to figure out why the hell it took so long to get Chris Ivory on the field. (Hint: Kevin thinks it's because Aaron Kromer was a horrible interim coach) Kevin worries Carson Palmer is going to light up the Saints defense and it will be awful to watch. Ralph thinks if the Saints are going to make a serious run in 2012 Jonathan Vilma will be involved in a huge way. Kevin also melts down over Drew Brees getting the shaft in a hypothetical MVP Race. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Chronic Podcast: Let's All Point and Laugh at the Falcons
Andrew Juge of the Saints Nation stops by for his Monday visit to breakdown the Saints huge win against Atlanta and then The Angry Who Dat drops in to point and laugh at the failure that is the Atlanta Falcons. Andrew starts things off by breaking down how the defense has been excellent in the red zone two straight weeks. He also thinks the secondary is cutting down on mental errors and maybe just maybe the Saints are developing a pass rush. Ralph wonders if the Falcons stupid penalties and taunting of Curtis Lofton during warm ups show Atlanta is just a Super Bowl Pretender. The podcast gets a very special guest this week as the Angry Who Dat takes a break from mocking Falcon fans on Twitter and compiling horrible Falcon You Tube videos for us to laugh at to chat about the Saints season, the defense, and how if the Saints-Falcons meet in the playoffs he might have to quit the internet. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Chronic Podcast: It's Time to Hate Atlanta
Andrew Juge of the Saints Nation stops by to explain if the pass rush we say against Philly is real, can running game stay consistent, and can the defense learn to tackle. Ralph then explains why a freak out over Sean Payton leaving is not warranted. Also it's Atlanta week which means let's bath in warm warm hatred. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Chronic Podcast: Have Saints hit bottom?
Dave and Kevin stop by to discuss if the 2012 Saints have hit bottom. Ralph wonders if the only thing separating the Saints from being the worst team in football is Drew Brees. Kevin melts down over the Saints history making defense and he's so delirious he wishes for the return of Kevin Kaesviharn. Dave wonders if the Saints will waste the rest of Brees' prime years. The boys try to figure out if Sean Payton having to watch the Saints defense from his couch might be a good thing as far as evaluating it goes. To lighten things up the boys play 'Game Time: How much do you care'. The question Ralph asks Kevin is so difficult Kevin for the first time ever is speechless. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.