Ruined with Alison Leiby and Halle Kiefer

In an April Fools episode, Alison ruins the neanderthal cloning movie William, which is shockingly not a horror movie. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Halle and Alison play god and ruin all the scary and sexy details of Splice. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Halle and Alison take the scenic route and road trip through Jeepers Creepers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Halle and Alison are joined by SNL’s Heidi Gardner for a “girls trip” to dive deeper into The Descent. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Halle and Alison go deep to understand cave creatures, friendship, and why people like adventure sports to ruin The Descent. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Halle and Alison head to the grocery store to pick up some snacks, terrifying weather, and religious zealots in The Mist. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Halle poses for a selfie with The Wretched, thought she can’t help feeling like she’s forgetting something? Or someone? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Halle and Alison dig deeper into the wet soil of Antichrist by bringing on a real life couple, Josh Gondelman and Maris Kreizman. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Halle and Alison head into the terrors of nature to find out what exactly Antichrist is about. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Give us some sugar and join Halle and Alison as they discuss teleporting and baboon ethics while ruining The Fly. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Halle and Alison got you a Valentine’s Day surprise: an Audition to be someone’s one true love, though this role probably won’t make it onto your IMDB page. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Halle and Alison keep their eyes peeled and their fire extinguishers ready to take on The Invisible Man. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Halle and Alison, angels to some, demons to others, sit down with a big bucket of crickets to enjoy Hellraiser. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Halle and Alison welcome An Acquired Taste’s Bethany Watson and Kathleen Heaney to the first meeting of the Warwick Davis fan club to discuss 1993’s Leprechaun. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You’re in luck, this week Halle and Alison slip on their square buckled shoes to ruin Leprechaun. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Halle and Alison babysit the son of Satan while you enjoy Ruined’s episode about The Omen. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Don't make us drink alone! Come party with Halle and Alison while they ruin the high school revenge movie, Ma. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Judges Halle and Alison give The Perfection 10, 10, 10s across the board, though to be fair, all cello concerts sound the same to them. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Halle and Alison dare you to listen to their new episode about Truth or Dare. There’s no girl-on-girl, but there is a lot of demon-on-everybody, so the movie’s got that going for it! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Halle and Alison left you a present under the tree. Unfortunately, the present is a ravenous clown snake, Christmas delivery from the star of this special episode, Krampus! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Halle and Alison question how much reading material is appropriate to bring when nannying for a lifeless porcelain child as they ruin The Boy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Halle and Alison debate screen time and real estate development while ruining the horror classic, Poltergeist. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Halle and Alison take a break from horror movies for an even scarier exercise: going through listener emails, in their first ever mailbag episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Halle and Alison wander the streets of London and debate the perks of living in a high-rise to ruin 28 Days Later. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Halle and Alison fill up the gas heater for a cozy night in at The Lodge! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Halle and Alison spend some family time with Us, a movie that proves that getting everyone together under one roof can be downright dangerous. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Halle and Alison lock down with the movie Quarantine and are surprised to discover it has no homemade banana bread in it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Halle takes Alison on a terrifying journey through a corn maze to find out if children are good at running their own society. They aren’t. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Let Halle and Alison accompany you to the polls, because the time has arrived for The Purge: Election Year. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In a spooky special Halloween episode Halle and Alison talk about the modern classic, Hereditary, and crown the definitive worst candy of them all. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Halle and Alison take a road trip to the Lone Star State to visit their dear friend Leatherface in The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Halle ruins one of her all-time favorites, The Thing, as she and Alison talk all about slime--and it's NOT the Instagram arts and crafts kind. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The power of Captain Howdy compels you to listen to this week's episode, in which Halle and Alison invite The Exorcist to stop by for a big bowl of delicious split pea soup. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Halle and Alison breathe deep and push hard to deliver you this week's episode on Rosemary's Baby, a pregnancy horror movie that teaches you the hardest lesson of all: never, ever, ever marry an actor. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Halle and Alison take in Orphan, a horror film about a woman Alison admires for her planning skills, and her ability to shop in the children’s section. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Being broke, being single, or being dead? Alison rolls the dice on which fate is worse, as Halle chases her through the plot of Ready or Not. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Halle, Alison, and a group of sexy, extremely unlucky college students get away for the weekend to Eli Roth's Cabin Fever. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Home invasion by teens? You're in for scary scenes. Halle and Alison discuss Michael Haneke's 2007 Funny Games remake and use their comedy writing skills to offer some punch up. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

While revisiting (get it?!) M. Night Shyamalan's return to form The Visit, Alison and Halle finally answer the question, little kids or old people: which are scarier? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Every girl’s crazy ‘bout a sharp dressed man. Halle unwraps the original Candyman and the dangers of grad school research before making Alison summon the man himself. Does he appear? Bee sure to listen and find out. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A terrifying reminder that we should all try and reduce our screen time. Halle and Alison gag through the horrors of The Ring and Alison finally gets to know early 2000s icon The Girl From The Ring. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

If it’s in a word, or it’s in a look, do not read your kid that mysterious book. Halle and Alison welcome The Babadook, and open the door to the scariest horror of all: motherhood. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Introducing Ruined, a weekly horror movie podcast from horror aficionado Halle Kiefer and squeamish friend and co-host, Alison Leiby, who can’t stomach watching horror herself, but is dying to know the twists. Listen to new episodes of Ruined every Tuesday. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices