Rude Tales of Magic

Lasers and Feelings is one page, free, by John Harper, and you can get it here: http://www.onesevendesign.com/laserfeelings/ ALSO Fortunate Horse, the studio behind Rude Tales of Magic is launching our very first GAME! It's called As You 'Wich, and yes it is about sandwiches. It's easy, it's funny and it's very affordable. Get yours riiiight here. Subscribe to and rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review! Follow the show:Twitter: @of_rudeInstagram: @rudetalesofmagic Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

RIGHT NOW GO TO RUDETALESOFMAGIC.COM, for for tickets to our first live stream THIS FRIDAY, the 28th! Hurry! Our Patreon keeps the lights on and truly, in all sincerity is what keeps the show going. If you're already a subscriber, thank you. If you're not, well, it's never too early to blossom into the patron butterfly THE LORD intended you to be. Do so HERE. And follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. We're very happy to now publicly thank our new producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates all sort of brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. Subscribe to and rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review! Follow the show:Twitter: @of_rudeInstagram: @rudetalesofmagic Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

RIGHT NOW GO TO RUDETALESOFMAGIC.COM, for we have our VERY FIRST merch on sale now! It's t-shirts! For YOUR body! There's one with a skull and one with just words. What are ya gonna do walk around topless all day? What if the neighbors/students/parishoners see? Better get a shirt on! Our Patreon keeps the lights on and truly, in all sincerity is what keeps the show going. If you're already a subscriber, thank you. If you're not, well, it's never too early to blossom into the patron butterfly THE LORD intended you to be. Do so HERE. And follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. We're very happy to now publicly thank our new producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates all sort of brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. Subscribe to and rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review! Follow the show:Twitter: @of_rudeInstagram: @rudetalesofmagic Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

RIGHT NOW GO TO RUDETALESOFMAGIC.COM, for we have our VERY FIRST merch on sale now! It's tshirts! For YOUR body! Theres one with a skull and one with just words. What are ya gonna do walk around topless all day? What if the neighbors/students/parishoners see? Better get a shirt on! Our Patreon keeps the lights on and truly, in all sincerity is what keeps the show going. If you're already a subscriber, thank you. If you're not, well, it's never too early to blossom into the patron butterfly THE LORD intended you to be. Do so HERE. And follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. We're very happy to now publicly thank our new producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. Without your support we'd be eating cat food at a higher frequency than we do currently. This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates all sort of brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. Subscribe to and rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review! Follow the show:Twitter: @of_rudeInstagram: @rudetalesofmagic Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Our Patreon keeps the lights on and truly, in all sincerity is what keeps the show going. If you're already a subscriber, thank you. If you're not, well, it's never too early to blossom into the patron butterfly THE LORD intended you to be. Do so HERE. And follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! We're very happy to now publicly thank our new producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. Without your support we'd be eating cat food at a higher frequency than we do currently. This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates all sort of brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. Subscribe to and rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review! Follow the show:Twitter: @of_rudeInstagram: @rudetalesofmagic Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

If you're at all able, consider giving to Black and Pink, an incredible organization dedicated to dismantling the criminal punishment system and the harms caused to LGBTQ+ people and people living with HIV/AIDS who are affected by the system through advocacy, support, and organizing. And then, follow us on Twitter. And and also too, good lord, come on, we gotta say it again? Get us on Patreon dog! It's a gd world o'wonders over there. Subscribe to and rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review! Follow the show:Twitter: @of_rudeInstagram: @rudetalesofmagic Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

If you're at all able, consider giving to Black and Pink, an incredible organization dedicated to dismantling the criminal punishment system and the harms caused to LGBTQ+ people and people living with HIV/AIDS who are affected by the system through advocacy, support, and organizing. And then, follow us on Twitter. And and also too, good lord, come on, we gotta say it again? Get us on Patreon dog! It's a gd world o'wonders over there. Subscribe to and rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review! Follow the show:Twitter: @of_rudeInstagram: @rudetalesofmagic Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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We thought that while we're locked out of the studio due to NeoPlague, we'd nonetheless keep recording (We would never call ourselves heroes, but you are of course welcome to.) Only this time we'd tell a whole new story (same vibe) with whole new characters (somehow even dumber), exploring the world of Cordelia's bonkers past (like its present but over). No need to worry, the original gang will return as soon as they can. Until then though, WE HAVE SUCH SIGHTS TO SHOW YOU. twitter.com/of_rude patreon.com/rudetalesofmagic Subscribe to and rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review! Follow the show:Twitter: @of_rudeInstagram: @rudetalesofmagic Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

patreon.com/rudetalesofmagic Recently recovered Cordelian artifacts have revealed themselves to be semi-permanent (and quickly degrading), solidified auditory illusion spells, created by mage, historian, and naturalist, Thimbit Leavings, an unknown number of years ago in an attempt to document and market a collection of recorded sounds cataloging the entire natural, political, and cultural history of Cordelia. We will be sharing them with you at random. patreon.com/rudetalesofmagic Subscribe to and rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review! Follow the show:Twitter: @of_rudeInstagram: @rudetalesofmagic Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We are just thrilled as a cricket and pleased as a pretty peach pie to have Brennan Lee Mulligan as our first guest star. Brennan has been a huge influence on the show from before our first episode, is one of the greatest living Dungeon Masters and, good news for you, you can watch him work his magic on the hilarious and brilliant actual play show, Dimension 20 (youtube) (twitter) (insta) If you like Rude Tales, you are commanded to check out Dimension 20. Godspeed, lil bodhisattva. Our patreon gets better and better day by day by day. Won't you join us? Subscribe to and rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review! Follow the show:Twitter: @of_rudeInstagram: @rudetalesofmagic Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sorry we don't have a patreon. JUST KIDDING YOU HANDSOME LIL DEVIL! ITS RIGHT THERE CLICK THERE I WAS JUST KIDDING WE HAVE ONE ITS GREAT! Subscribe to and rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review! Follow the show:Twitter: @of_rudeInstagram: @rudetalesofmagic Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

One loose thread hunts another in the shadowed labyrinth of Scrum North, the erstwhile temple-cum-Kenku bandit hideaway. Blades in the dark. Betrayals remembered. Promises made. A new power dips a toe in the water. Can we escape our past? Would we even want to?Subscribe to and rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review!Follow the show:Twitter: @of_rudeInstagram: @rudetalesofmagicAdvertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Wow, just imagine how much more cool stuff you could enjoy if you supported the show on our FANTASTIC PATREON THE gold-standard discord community! Actual plays of whole other games! hang out with us on twitch (we stream so much now)! Radio Free Cordelia (a pirate radio show made by the cast)! etc etc etc Subscribe to and rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review! Follow the show:Twitter: @of_rudeInstagram: @rudetalesofmagic Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We're on TWITCH NOW! Follow us there to hang out, and do tons of fun stuff like read, drink, learn, play, and avoid the end of the world with us! Please, we NEED human contact. And ya GOTTA follow us on twitter. Wait a minute, you know we have the best patreon in the world, right? Good. Subscribe to and rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review! Follow the show:Twitter: @of_rudeInstagram: @rudetalesofmagic Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

If you don't support our patreon we will die. Subscribe to and rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review! Follow the show:Twitter: @of_rudeInstagram: @rudetalesofmagic Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week we are pleased as punch to feature the work of Ben Kling and Rachel Wenitsky! Ben arranged and produced Scrum's Theme, with Rachel on the pipes (the human throat pipes), with words and melody by lil' Tim Platt. Check out more of their wonderful bidness here: Ben Kling on Soundcloud (a must) and Twitter Rachel Wenitsky on Twitter and at home. And of course, ya gotta give it up for the Patreon. Subscribe to and rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review! Follow the show:Twitter: @of_rudeInstagram: @rudetalesofmagic Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Look, the patreon is good. We saved a seat for you. Additional music this week from Ben Kling (click that link, handsome, his soundcloud is incredible)! We'll have much more about (and from him) very soon, so stay tuned ;) Subscribe to and rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review! Follow the show:Twitter: @of_rudeInstagram: @rudetalesofmagic Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Find our patreon here! Subscribe to and rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review! Follow the show:Twitter: @of_rudeInstagram: @rudetalesofmagic Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Patreon, dog! Get with the program. And follow us on twitter @of_rude That's an order, Lieutenant! Subscribe to and rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review! Follow the show:Twitter: @of_rudeInstagram: @rudetalesofmagic Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We got a LIVE show coming up and tickets are going FAST. Get yours right now for January 23rd at the historic Union Hall.----> here. And baby, if you want this show to keep going, get yourself over to that yonder Patreon, and secure your seat beyond the velvet rope. Come inside weary traveler. The discord is FUN, the premium show is ADULT and HOT, the art is DANGEROUS, and the other stuff is TOO INTENSE to describe. I guess you could say it's not your father's actual play podcast Patreon ;) Subscribe to and rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review! Follow the show:Twitter: @of_rudeInstagram: @rudetalesofmagic Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Meet the industrious dwarves of Flammable Rock Holdings. They're naughty, they're nice, and they've got just a few hours to plan the ultimate company New Year's Eve party. Can they book the talent? Can they find a last minute venue? Can they defeat the giant avatar of Father Time whose inexorable march threatens everything including the passed canapes and champagne tower!?!?!Behold new game masters Ali Fisher and Chris Hastings in this, our first Holiday One Off Spectacular! For real, these two are gonna blow your mind. Happy new year! Subscribe to and rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review! Follow the show:Twitter: @of_rudeInstagram: @rudetalesofmagic Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

CW: gore, death, family Subscribe to and rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review! Follow the show:Twitter: @of_rudeInstagram: @rudetalesofmagic Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Exhausted and fed up, our heroes battle and cajole their way through the last leg of the Teenage Woods and its ridiculous denizens. But what lies beyond? After all this, can you go home again? And what might you find there? Can our heroes bear the revelations of the Dawn house? Can you? COME JOIN THE PARTY ON PATREON!! Subscribe to and rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review! Follow the show:Twitter: @of_rudeInstagram: @rudetalesofmagic Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The gang is whisked away by a malevolent, though romantic, force who will pry every secret from their most hidden hearts! Can they survive his psychological gauntlet? What truth will out? This was our first ever live show, recorded in Brooklyn New York, with an audience of just Patrons. If you'd like to come to a live taping like this one, support us on Patreon! This week we're happy to once again be sponsored by Shaker & Spoon. Get your head in the game and get the perfect holiday gift for allllmost anyone by going riiight here. It's a great way to support the show, and for once your family will love you. For real though, we actually tried it and it's very, very good. Subscribe to and rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review! Follow the show:Twitter: @of_rudeInstagram: @rudetalesofmagic Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

If you're not on the patreon, you're trash. Sorry!https://www.patreon.com/rudetalesofmagicSubscribe to and rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review!Follow the show:Twitter: @of_rudeInstagram: @rudetalesofmagicAdvertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Run don't walk to go support synthwave master HOME @ https://music.midwestcollective.us/album/before-the-night The album (our fave) is only $2!! Go get it now! Subscribe to and rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review! Follow the show:Twitter: @of_rudeInstagram: @rudetalesofmagic Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

patreon.com/rudetalesofmagic Subscribe to and rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review! Follow the show:Twitter: @of_rudeInstagram: @rudetalesofmagic Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

www.patreon.com/rudetalesofmagic Rude Tales of Magic is edited and produced by Taylor Moore @ Fortunate [email protected] Subscribe to and rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review! Follow the show:Twitter: @of_rudeInstagram: @rudetalesofmagic Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Captain tease, please! Subscribe to and rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review! Follow the show:Twitter: @of_rudeInstagram: @rudetalesofmagic Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.