RPG Cast

Sam is declared legally dead. Chris's Batman Cookies set him down a bad path in his life. Kelley's alien grandpa tells us what Pokémon look like while she ignores her husband. Now excuse us as we shove chocolate down our shirts. Question of the Week What was your favorite sitcom up to and including the 90s? Check out the show notes here! The post RPG Cast – Episode 712: “M.A.S.H Cast” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris kink-shames Red XIII. Kelley violates the time space continuum with cat cafes. Josh is better at keeping things afloat than Embracer Group. Robert fails at being family friendly. Question of the Week Do you buy games sight unseen or wait for reviews? Check out the show notes here! The post RPG Cast – Episode 711: “I’ve Always Wanted a Gaming Napkin” appeared first on RPGamer.

Robert finds out what Godzilla sushi tastes like. Josh pimps his Segway. Phil has a pictomancer at home. The awards all Chris's fault, because he didn't vote. Also, PoE is to Chris, as CoH is to Phil. Question of the Week What was your game of the year or any other personal pick for our award categories? Check out the show notes here! The post RPG Cast – Episode 710: “Xenoblade Chronicles X Doesn’t Love You Back” appeared first on RPGamer.

Josh increases his charisma with Sega BASS fishing. Chris plays something other than Path of Exile. Kelley thinks the world sucks and goes to pet a cat. Cook my toast. Question of the Week What are your 3DS and Wii U memories? Check out the show notes here! The post RPG Cast – Episode 709: “2004 Jankiness in 2024” appeared first on RPGamer.

Kelley turns into a trashy paranormal romance novel. Chris opens up a Pokémon sweatshop. And Josh only interacts with League of Legends side content. Question of the Week What preorder bonus has made you not buy a game? Check out the show notes here! The post RPG Cast – Episode 708: “My Oculus Ow!” appeared first on RPGamer.

Robert wants to be Tuxedo Mask, but with food and goggles. Kelley plays Find the Smell every day. Chris longs for freedom from his loot torture. Question of the Week What are some low key, low heart-rate games for Kelley to play. Check out the show notes here! The post RPG Cast – Episode 707: “Pictomancers Working for Exposure” appeared first on RPGamer.

Matt's Dragon Quest slime car draws near. Command? Kelley blows open doors. And Chris announces the end of the noseless era. Question of the Week What kind of nerdy car mod, including personalized license plate, would you want? Check out the show notes here! The post RPG Cast – Episode 706: “Whiskey Fields of Colorado” appeared first on RPGamer.

Kelley's cat decided Christmas was over. Chris is scared to return to Vana'diel and hates Norrath, but is strangely interested in hanging out with river hobbits in Middle Earth. Meanwhile, Phil tries to recruit everyone into his multilevel Monster Hunter scheme. Question of the Week What is your resolution for the next year? Check out the show notes here! The post RPG Cast – Episode 705: “Trip the Gold Digger” appeared first on RPGamer.

Kelley got WHAM'd and ran out of a hair salon. Chris can afford boat loads of ramen for his Path of Exile sessions now. Tam gives birth to a baby space ship. Oh, hi Mark. Question of the Week What did you get as a present? Check out the show notes here! The post RPG Cast – Episode 704: “She’s Lying, I Did Not Hit the Ornaments” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris jumps in the party hole. Kelley power washes Biff Tannen. And Phil gets the Picross zoomies. Question of the Week What do you listen to while you're gaming? Check out the show notes here! The post RPG Cast – Episode 703: “Touhou Chex Quest” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris believes rabites are full of juice. Kelley's furry tank game bias is exposed. Robert gets to be the Snivey he always was inside. Rock flautist. Question of the Week What are you going to play during your (assuming you get one) holiday break? Check out the show notes here! The post RPG Cast – Episode 702: “He Plays Flute Like Your Mom Plays SNES” appeared first on RPGamer.

Josh enjoys the important things, like a hot springs mini-game. Kelley purchased Legos; sacrifices were made. Bethesda tells Chris it's his fault for not enjoying Starfield. Meanwhile, we just can't quit Kiryu. Question of the Week What game should win RPG of the year? Check out the show notes here! The post RPG Cast – Episode 701: “Allergic to Good Games” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris puts on his tummy control sumo pants and gets uploaded into a big booby robot girl. Kelley married a Lego elitist who won't pirate a pirate ship. Robert stares into catfinity, and the bunny stares back. Question of the Week What subgenre of RPG, like city building, do you want more games of? Check out the show notes here! The post RPG Cast – Episode 700: “Come Here, Barney!” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris wonders if they serve tea at British rock concerts. Kelley gets smashed in the face with a chicken. Josh learns about alliance diaper gnomes. Do not google "diaper gnomes." Question of the Week What did you pick up for "Black Friday?" Check out the show notes here! The post RPG Cast – Episode 699: “Contained Pizza Mess” appeared first on RPGamer.

Phil goes for the water bottle. Sam releases her Thirst-Sona. Matt talks about cantaloupes in panties. Kelley regrets visiting a kitty strip club. All of this and Extra Life to boot! Donate! Now! Question of the Week What's your favorite lewd game or game you won't play in public? Check out the show notes here! The post RPG Cast – Episode 698: “Marry, Thwack, Puff Puff” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris builds a house with a tiger in it. Ryan remembers that bush. And Robert has to fend off the fan boys trying to take his Nikke girls. One week till Extra Life, please help us heal kids and identify bicycles. Question of the Week What's your favorite Halloween themed area/thing in an RPG? Check out the show notes here! The post RPG Cast – Episode 697: “Paper Marliano” appeared first on RPGamer.

Josh explains that all Genesis music is bad. Robert only has sub-standards for video games. Chris arm-chair quarterbacks the Persona 3 remake. Not the ramp! Question of the Week What's your verdict on Starfield? Good, bad, indifferent? Check out the show notes here! The post RPG Cast – Episode 696: “Have You Met Video Game Fans?” appeared first on RPGamer.

Sam wants two things, coke and nuggs. Robert hails the hypnobooty. Ryan has to go recruit more Ryans. And Chris commissions a new Sesame Street horror adventure. Guard your eyes. Question of the Week What's your favorite dinosaur in a video game? Check out the show notes here! The post RPG Cast – Episode 695: “Jason Statham Is the Best Dinosaur” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris sets out to get justice for Hana. Kelley complains about vegan technology. Robert tells us all about the vacuum cleaner machine gun. And Ryan wonders why the "silent" princess won't shut up. Question of the Week What's your favorite PS2 RPG? Check out the show notes here! The post RPG Cast – Episode 694: “There’s No D in Journey” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris launches his new brand, Elsa coffee. Kelley's Pokémon demand she finds a caramel apple and a teacup. Ryan apparently got left in Seattle and is still at PAX West. Question of the Week What was your favorite collector's edition? Check out the show notes here! The post RPG Cast – Episode 693: “The Brew Never Bothered Me Anyways” appeared first on RPGamer.

Josh learns that despite Bethesda's best efforts, Starfield is not Fallout 76. Robert learns the taste of Amiibo blood. Chris is just here to ask, "kink-why?" And Kelley is obsessed with Red XIII on a chocobo. Question of the Week What game series should Larian take over and make good? Check out the show notes here! The post RPG Cast – Episode 692: “Vending Machine Isekai” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris dresses Pikachu up like a schoolboy with a camera. Josh wants his flight stick, he needs a HOTAS. Kelley wants Final Fantasy VII Rebirth to end like an episode of JoJo. Follow Solstice Warriors on their Myspace music page. Question of the Week What do you think of Starfield? Check out the show notes here! The post RPG Cast – Episode 691: “Hello, What Did Scamper Do Today?” appeared first on RPGamer.

Kelley dishonors herself in Baldur's Gate 3 and retreats to Vampire Survivors. Chris goes on the hunt for Dr. Robotminsc. Robert hits level 50 before the third scripted battle. Question of the Week What is your favorite voice acted RPG character? Check out the show notes here! The post RPG Cast – Episode 690: “Spay and Neuter Your Owlbear Cubs” appeared first on RPGamer.

Kelley needs a good toilet game. Chris wonders where to hold the sword-chucks. Josh discovers the Trails series gets more anime the further it goes. And Jason wonders if Dory has ADHD. What's his name again? Oh right, Wyl. Question of the Week What did you do on your summer vacation as a kid? Check out the show notes here! The post RPG Cast – Episode 689: “Enthusiasm Crushed” appeared first on RPGamer.

Kelley plays Atelier Rhianna. Chris puts his DnD characters into wrestling matches. Phil practices creepy gnome-cromancy. Someone fetch my Diablo 4 procrastination bucket. Question of the Week What's your favorite CRPG? Check out the show notes here! The post RPG Cast – Episode 688: “Baldur-Curious” appeared first on RPGamer.

Kelley doesn't want to bang Gambit that bad. Chris wants foilage in games. Jason discovers a new service at the spa. And Josh tells everyone, "Go away, I'm brooding." Question of the Week What game did you guess the plot twist for before it was revealed? Check out the show notes here! The post RPG Cast – Episode 687: “Can I Interest You in 50 Slices of Kemco RPGs?” appeared first on RPGamer.

Sam puts magnets on her arms. Kelley sits down to play Diablo IV with a proper English muffin. Chris gets hit with a pie for money. And Phil has the cast roll a head-petting check. Question of the Week What are some of your favorite indie games with good stories? Check out the show notes here! The post RPG Cast – Episode 686: “Head Harem” appeared first on RPGamer.

Kelley tries to capture a goat. Robert is trapped in a corner by the nightmares. Josh upgrades his tank and hopes to get a good ending this time. Will Chris beat FFXVI this week? Question of the Week What is your favorite misbehaving animal in a game? Check out the show notes here! The post RPG Cast – Episode 685: “You Erased My Save, Now You Have to Beat It” appeared first on RPGamer.

Matt makes twenty slices of toast. Josh is still fighting sewer rat six. Kelley's dog is NOT a baby. And Chris saves E3 with the power of...no...he can't do it. No GEX allowed. Question of the Week What accessibility features would you like to see more in Games? Check out the show notes here! The post RPG Cast – Episode 684: “Remember What I Said at the Fazoli’s Drive Thru?” appeared first on RPGamer.

RPG Cast - Episode 683: "Tifa Pop-Pop, Barrett Pew-Pew, Cloud Cleave-Cleave" Chris can't drink his coffee anymore. Kelley plays Sonic on Titan's tentacles. And Jason reminisces about the Ouya with Mads Middleton. Question of the Week What is your best and/or worst Kickstarter Story? Check out the show notes here! The post RPG Cast – Episode 683: “Tifa Pop-Pop, Barrett Pew-Pew, Cloud Cleave-Cleave” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris discovers the truth about butt-type Pokémon. TAM chooses to outfit his battle-leotard with option 3 -- pants. Kelley thinks all the games look amazing, she doesn't want to play it. And Josh claims that, "God gave me a H.O.T.A.S., and I'm going to use it!" Question of the Week When a remake has been announced, do you hold off or play the original? Check out the show notes here! The post RPG Cast – Episode 682: “Hodor With a Full Vocabulary” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris suffers from "The Curse of the Steam Deck." Kelley can't pickpocket, so she mugs people at night. And Ryan likes practical grave robbers. Curl up in your clothmap quilt and enjoy our cozy '60s demon world. Question of the Week What "bad" character in a video game have you mastered, despite advice telling you to avoid it? Check out the show notes here! The post RPG Cast – Episode 681: “Ganon Is Afraid of Homemade Apple Pie” appeared first on RPGamer.

Phil laughs at stupid Diablo IV hardcore deaths. Kelley goes for the all cannon ending. Jason is depressed and wants to play Dirge of Cerberus. Ryan doesn't have enough turn based RPGs in his life. Also, happy 100th birthday to Paw's grandfather! Question of the Week What Summer Game Fest announcement had you the most hyped? Check out the show notes here! The post RPG Cast – Episode 680: “Warning: Spicy Sausage” appeared first on RPGamer.

Phil wonders if you can pet the gator. Jason says that the wiener dog in a wheelchair is best companion. Kelley wishes there was CTRL+F in real life. Ryan wants a Trails of Cold Steel wrestling Game. Question of the Week How do you feel about Battle Passes? Check out the show notes here! The post RPG Cast – Episode 679: “Some People Call Me Toe Fungus” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris learns that Star Wars has all the nudie mods and bans it from his mod manager. Kelley is an apologist for Big the Cat. Jason draws stick sticks with his feet. Question of the Week Do you exploit glitches in games? Check out the show notes here! The post RPG Cast – Episode 678: “Dagon Qest Incasition” appeared first on RPGamer.

Kelley "accidentally" barbecues her horse. Josh slaps "Trails" onto Horizon: Forbidden West to get Americans to play it. Jason has to go get a tako taco. Question of the Week What is your palette cleanser game? Check out the show notes here! The post RPG Cast – Episode 677: “My Parents Thought Final Fantasy Tactics Was a Strategy Guide” appeared first on RPGamer.

Sam brings the sexy back to RPG Cast. Chris goes down the rabbit hole of Skyrim Mods. Kelley's cannon stuffs kids into itself. And Josh collects a series of progressively larger vegetables. Question of the Week What nickname would Randy come up with for Sam? Check out the show notes here! The post RPG Cast – Episode 676: “Sending All Our Love to the Korok Down the Well” appeared first on RPGamer.

Alex gets nine discs of Xenoblade soundtracks. Jason rewinds to heal. Phil tells us that Donatello is best turtle. And Chris shouts to make his problems go away. Question of the Week What's the weirdest soundtrack you own? Check out the show notes here! The post RPG Cast – Episode 675: “Labyrinth of That Thing” appeared first on RPGamer.

Jason and Robert have a weeb-off. Kelley dies for two days and wakes up in her own sweat. Chris goes to a store that's half comics, half anime, and half body pillows. Bullseye! Question of the Week What's your first RPG memory? Check out the show notes here! The post RPG Cast – Episode 674: “Stop Sending Dragons, I Have Things to Do” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris is a bojo cause he forgot the boards don't work on water unless you've got POWER. Kelley is entertained by legally distinct Michael Jackson. And Robert can't stop talking about the HD Spit Shine. Question of the Week When's the last time a game ending made you cry? Check out the show notes here! The post RPG Cast – Episode 673: “My Kitten Blew a Tire” appeared first on RPGamer.

Kelley wants a Hello Kitty Skyrim mod. Chris visits Harrison Ford's favorite club on the citadel. Jason wants to fight along side the dude with a bucket on his head. RIP Palm OS. Question of the Week What summer game will eat up your time? Check out the show notes here! The post RPG Cast – Episode 672: “Collecting Kids to Fill the Old Murder House” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris comes at you live from a muscle relaxer. Kelley eats the clay cake topper. Johnathon goes to the past, becomes toothless, and loses his kingdom to his nephew. Jason teaches us how to put wallpaper on the Switch. Question of the Week What is a game that you think is good but just doesn't click with you? Check out the show notes here! The post RPG Cast – Episode 671: “40+ Cast” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris designs a new controller. Kelley kills Sonic. Jason replaces his records with cassette tapes. Question of the Week What was your favorite controller? Check out the show notes here! The post RPG Cast – Episode 670: “Press F for E3” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris walks in on Anna playing Tactics Ogre. Alex is head of the elemental winds. And Kelley's cat stole a banana. Question of the Week What convention would you go to in person if you could? Check out the show notes here! The post RPG Cast – Episode 669: “The 1 of 1 Ring to Rule Them All” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris performs a ritual that needs more hands. Kelley has to clean just one more car. Ryan likes to think he can't be replaced by Bing yet. And Jason just keeps yelling, "Barrel!" Question of the Week What is your favorite Fire Emblem? Check out the show notes here! The post RPG Cast – Episode 668: “Nacho Chakotay” appeared first on RPGamer.

Kelley is the master of the hunting horn. Chris is too old to play Solid Snake. Robert only steals from old people. And Ryan stuffs all the kids into the cannon. Question of the Week Do you prefer turn based or action, and why? Check out the show notes here! The post RPG Cast – Episode 667: “Nintendo Has an Animal Crossing Jail?” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris hugs a bear. Kelley's kitten almost Leeroy Jenkins into a toilet. Matt knocks everyone out in Octopath. And Jason goes round right round with his turntable. Question of the Week What do you want out of the Pokémon Presents? Check out the show notes here! The post RPG Cast – Episode 666: “A Beast of a Show” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris gives everyone horse poop. Jason extols the virtues of Alien Ant Farm. And Alex keeps things concise, as instructed. Question of the Week What's one small feature in RPGs that makes a big difference to you? Check out the show notes here! The post RPG Cast – Episode 665: “Chat GPT Refused to Write This Title” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris gets trolled by the bear cave. Jason sets optics to stun. Josh is hiding in a rest stop bathroom. Kelley stretches harder than she did for The Witch and the Hundred Knight. Also, find out how to increase your poop by 10 and express your opinions about Dragon Quest Soundtracks. Question of the Week What's something in older games that you miss? Check out the show notes here! The post RPG Cast – Episode 664: “We Need to Talk About Gambit” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris is a nub on the internet. Kelley enslaves dogs to find silver ore. Ryan goes 8-bit. Question of the Week What's something in older games that you miss? Check out the show notes here! The post RPG Cast – Episode 663: “Min-Maxing Anna Marie” appeared first on RPGamer.