Roz & Mocha

Apparently Supermarkets are the new Singles Bars. Serving meat to a vegetarian, giving phony jewels as a wedding gift, and faking a seizure to get out of math class - We open the Roz & Mocha Confessional. Reusable toilet paper is now a thing. Stress is contagious. And Mouth Charades. Why the escalator is the greatest invention ever, we celebrate the life of Craig Mack and the single worst Mac N Cheese recipe you'll ever eat.

The Oscars Bet To End All Oscars Bet! What kind of person eats Microwave French Fries? The psychology of paying off your debt. Mouth Charades, 5IN7 and why Millennials are getting ripped off more than old people. Plus, what would you do in a toilet paper shortage? And the messed up things we pass on to our kids.

Why people lie about how often they make their bed. Was the 'Leather Jacket and no shirt' look ever cool? Say Toy Boat three times fast. Who has the best KFC? Who knew different countries had different KFC? Another round of PINCHED! And we honor The Fresh Prince, Madonna and Wham! Plus Ask Roz & Mocha and what it means to be a 'Modern Man'.

Koenigsegg, The 3 Million Dollar Car nobody can pronounce. What are the sexiest accents in the world? Is it really possible to give 110%? That moment you realize that the Spin Class you joined may actually be a cult. Can spandex please make a comeback? Peeing in the shower, Scott and Tessa join us after their Gold Medal run, and The Top 10 skills every dad needs.

When did Grade Two spelling tests get so hard? Hot Dogs and Peanut Butter are now a thing. What do you do when your perfect, romantic and seductive Valentine's Day gift gets shut down? Is 'Kate" the most boring name ever? A high school suggested all students wear Do-Rags to honor Black History Month. Plus Robbie Amell may or may not be shirtless on the show.

Is Financial Infidelity worse than actual infidelity? We talk to the Selfie Kid from The Superbowl. How long do you keep your bed sheets on before you'd consider them 'gross'? 10 days? 20 days? 45 days? Trust Falls, The Queen, and how you hold hands says SO MUCH about you. Plus "5IN7", and Ask Roz & Mocha.

When you're sliding on ice - which way do you crank the wheel? Into the slide? Or away from the slide? Where does "she left a tampon on my doorstep" rank in the list of things horrible neighbors have done? We celebrate The Phantom Of The Opera with The Johnny Depp School Of Acting. Eggs, apple, peanut butter and cheese - all at once - delicious or gross? Another round of "PINCHED!" And we take your questions with Ask Roz And Mocha.

We talk to a fan who's marrying her high school sweetheart, who was ALSO her high school teacher. Is the key to a successful relationship sleeping with separate blankets? Not one, but two rounds of Suck And Pass. We'll attempt to break the Fastest Reader World Record.

Who sleeps with their phone under their pillow? Someone with secrets, that's who. We check in with The Queen after firing her Royal Bra Fitter. If a newlywed couple break up within a year, should they return the cash gifts from the wedding? The most anticlimactic and sad Tug Of War match ever. Plus 5 IN 7, and Ask Roz & Mocha.

She Bangs! The new American Idol won't air 'bad and embarrassing' auditions - William Hung weighs in. How to get out of Jury Duty. Roz has Shingles... In his eye. The sadness of turning 40, And what happens when your anniversary gift falls flat?

Is it an overstep to ask a co-worker to scratch your back? The return of Rub It On My Face. Is it cool to use a fake 'Back In 5 Minutes' sign in your car to get free parking? "Did I DO That...?" Bad Kid Jokes, and weed - a LOT of weed.

The Ultimate Collection of Roz & Mocha Show Original Games. 'PINCHED!' Often called "Torture Trivia" or "The Game Of Pain". The frequently duplicated (we're talking to you Ellen) high pressure quiz '5IN7'. And of course 'Rub It On My Face'. R&M FTW!

You bring wine to a dinner party & it's not opened, can you bring it home? She said 'YES'! A R&M fan proposes to his girl. Funnelling Swiss Chalet Sauce. R&M answer fan questions. A guy on Craigslist tries to rent out HALF his King Size Bed.

Are you supposed to wear underwear under Long Johns? Or ARE Long Johns underwear? Sex with ghosts is real and it's ruining marriages. People would pay $1,445 to make all the stress of the holidays go away. Whats the right way to cut a piece of toast?

Can glass really break if you hit the right note? Are we really supposed to believe that Paper beats Rock? Is hanging a bag of garbage on your neighbour's door-- that they left on the floor of the trash room-- the most passive aggressive response ever?

We try to break the world record for how many straws you can put in your mouth at once - which is 459. Maurie and Mocha bet on the AMA's and the stakes were high! Loser massages the winner. Kid Jokes, The Queen and the world's biggest slice of pizza!

29% of Americans think pie is better than cake! A study revealed that nagging moms have kids that grow up to be more successful than kids who didn't have a nagging mother. If you invite people over and order food, is it expected that your guests pitch in?

BLOODY MARY BLOODY MARY BLOODY MARY! Is there a right way to stack a hamburger and should the cheese ever go BELOW the burger? We're back with another round of 5IN7. The right and very wrong ways to ask for free stuff. And 'Couple Costumes' Yes or No?

75% of people believe in at least one paranormal thing (big foot, ghosts etc.) If you're invited for dinner at a friend's place during the week, how late should you stay? We talk to the Queen about her first meeting with 'Suits' star Meghan Markle.

A Roz & Mocha game called Pinched is played! Mocha has never heard of the group ABBA and fans LOST IT on him. The CRA scam is now a voicemail and threatens to have you arrested. Did an author from the 1800s predict Trump, Russia and America's downfall?

Too old to Party? Clubbing at 7pm so you can be home in bed by 10pm is now a thing! Is the key to happiness dating a short guy? Popping pimples gives you the same thrill as riding a roller coaster. And is it ever okay to date a friends ex?

A Redditor asked what the most disgusting food combinations are? We've got the ingredients and try some out ! We play a game called 5 In 7! Is it ok to take another guy to the symphony other than your spouse? Would you pass a love test from the 1920's?