Roz & Mocha

Roz & Mocha fan Domenica has listened to nearly 100,000 minutes of the podcast! Another round of cold calls as this time Maurie sings Christmas songs with everyone. Rolling Stone and Variety released their list of top TV Shows of 2020 and there’s a good chance you’ve seen none of them! "Better Call Saul" is number one, "Lovecraft Country" is second, followed by "Brockmire", "I May Destroy You", and "The Good Lord Bird". Are you ready for Mario Lopez to play a sexy Colonel Sanders in a KFC movie?! We’ll run down the list of Top Google Searches of 2020.

Kevin Hart trying wines might be the most entertaining thing you’ll hear all week. A kid learns to say ‘Batty’ thanks to Roz & Mocha. Gwyneth Paltrow can’t remember staring in a ‘Spider-Man’ movie. A song called ‘ABCDEFU’ knocks Adele out of the #1 spot. Plus, with the Grey Cup this weekend we put a Tiger-Cats fan and a Blue Bombers fan together on the phone and let them fight it out!

There’s a new Christmas song we want to introduce you to today! However, you’ll need to set aside a full day to enjoy it! We’ll hear the new song “the 179 days of Christmas" today on the show.. a 10 hour song! 1 in 3 people say a cheesy pick-up line has actually worked on them before. According to the poll, the most cringe-worthy line you can use is, "I got my library card, so now I'm checking you out." A new Quarantales, an all Christmas edition, and a wild story you don’t want to miss! Damnit Maurie secretly records his call to Roz asking about virtual gifts this Christmas. Plus, George Clooney cuts his hair with a Flowbee?!

Hollywood royalty raps in a song released from the upcoming Netflix movie “The Prom” and Mocha’s mind is blown when he finds out who it is. Hot off her DWTS win, Kaitlyn Bristowe joins us to chat about the big win, and how Roz predicted it from the start. The new list of bad passwords is released, and no one has learned, as most are the same as last years list. We talk with Oliver O’Brian, who almost had to eat a 14 year old can of soup for charity.

Lark Voorhies who played Lisa Turtle on the original ‘Saved By The Bell’ joins Roz & Mocha to chat about the new reboot of the hit show. Is Dale Cheating on Clare already? We review the evidence. Finally a Christmas song for dogs and we’ll give it our best review. Who are the 25 greatest actors of the 21st century so far? The New York Times released their list, and some big names are missing. We call our friends in the USA to see what they’re eating for Thanksgiving. Plus, we chat with Sunny Rabbanim who played $3,000 for a billboard asking Kevin Hart for a selfie, and Kevin saw it! Also, after a photo was tweeted of someone eating grapes and mayo, you all asked Mocha and Maurie to try it.. and we did!

We learn how to butter toast from Nigella Lawson. Mickey Mouse is 92, we celebrate with your best Mickey impressions. The shocking new ‘Saved By The Bell’ theme song by Lil Yachty. Grey’s Anatomy star Giacomo Giannioti tells us how it was kept a secret that McDreamy was coming back on the show. Plus, Malin Akerman joins us to chat Chick Fight!

The riddle is; “If Teresa’s daughter, is my daughter’s mother, then what am I to Teresa?” We’ll try and answer it today on the show. The OG Aunt Viv from “Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air” Janet Hubert joins Roz & Mocha for an exclusive chat, and she doesn’t hold back! Toronto Mayor John Tory is back on the show to talk about possible tougher restrictions and possible lock down due to Covid and what his predictions are for Christmas.

The incredible Matthew McConaughey joins us to chat about his new book “Greenlights”! A new song for Roz from Caillou! Plenty of Fish released its annual list of dating trends it expects for next year, including a few COVID-related trends. Like "Fauci-ing," where you won't date someone who doesn't take COVID seriously enough. Kevin Smith joins us and shares his opinion on the new season of ‘Mandalorian’ and gives us a ‘Mallrats’ sequel update. Speaking of ‘The Mandalorian” Paul Sun-Hyung Lee from ‘Kim’s Convenience’ had a cameo on the latest episode and chats with Roz & Mocha about the experience. Plus. A guy who worked on Amazon's Alexa has a new app called MeowTalk that translates cat sounds into English

Your new ‘Bachelorette’ Tayshia Adams joins us to talk about taking over for Clare. Viral ‘Jeopardy’ contestants Burt Thakur & Dhruv Gaur share their memories with us as we morn the loss of Alex Trebek. Plus, Mariah Carey has her own category on ‘Jeopardy’ this week, lets see how well Mocha does! In case you wanted to know what “WAP” sounds like from a pot of Mac N Cheese, we have that for you! Some of the strangest names that at least five parents picked for their babies last year include Cinderella, Dairy, Macgyver, Infantboy and more.. we’ve got the full list for you.

‘Baby Shark’ has now become the most viewed video EVER on YouTube. The video has over 7 billion views, which made it surpass the previous record holder, ‘Despacito’ with Luis Fonsi and Daddy Yankee. Kara calls in to tell us about how she accidentally sent some sexts to a co-worker! Sam Smith joins us to talk about their latest album ‘Love Goes’. Plus, Jeanise Jones is one of the breakout stars of "Borat 2", she joined Roz & Mocha to chat about how she was cast for the film, the GoFundMe page that was set up for her and what's next for her.

A doctor in Uttar Pradesh, India recently went to the police after he realized he'd been conned into buying Aladdin’s lamp for $41,600. The Damnit’s argue over an Elton John Barbie. We run down the list of best chocolate bars of all time. We’re cold calling our way across America on election night to see how they’re doing as the numbers come in. Sandals guy, Calgary’s Mike Tobin from night one of ‘The Bachelorette’ this season joins us. Plus, we celebrate ‘National Candy Day’ and we play a round of ‘Name That Quarantune’!

58% of people in a new poll revealed that they’ve been turned on watching their partner do chores. 49% even said that sharing chores with their partner has lead to sexy time. We’ll introduce you to the ‘Fliep Flap’ remix song that will get stuck in your head. We learn that Drake served Mac N Cheese WITH RAISINS at his birthday party! Play-Doh just announced the new line called 'Play-Doh for Grown Ups' with fun adult theme scents. Mitch Marner of the Toronto Maple Leafs joins us to talk about how he’s working with Amazon to give back this holiday season. Plus, Colin & Justin call in to talk about their new book “Escapology: Modern Cabins, Cottages and Retreats”.

Celebrating Halloween with our 6th annual radio drama where we have a story that we will act out live, sound effects and all! According to a new survey, 83% of people say they're still planning to buy Halloween candy this year. 40% of people are only going to buy candy THEY like. We chat with Kaitlyn Bristowe and get her thoughts on the naked dodge ball that played out on last weeks episode of ‘The Bachelorette’. A new “Bedtime With The Damnits” for Halloween. Plus, can you create a scary story with only 4 words?

Happy Halloween! From Spooky Stories, Special guests and Kids explaining ghosts, this is a special Roz & Mocha Halloween edition of the podcast!

Someone studied the heart rates of people watching dozens of horror movies, and they determined that "Sinister" from 2012 is the scariest horror movie of all time. It's followed by "Insidious" and "The Conjuring". We celebrate Roz’s birthday with a new ‘Quarantales’, Maurie performs a big birthday musical song he wrote for Roz and Toronto Mayor John Tory calls to roast the birthday boy! Amethyst Realm is back on The Roz & Mocha Show to talk about breaking off her engagement to her ghost fiancé. We’ll open up the Johnny Depp School of Acting to celebrate ‘Back To The Future Day’.

Henry Thomas joins Roz & Mocha to talk about his new series on Netflix ‘The Haunting of Bly Manor’. Raptors coach Nick Nurse joins us to talk about his new book, and we try and find out if Giannis Antetokounmpo is joining the team. Would you buy pants knowing they made a fart sound when you squat down? Plus, we’ll play a round of ‘5IN7’, plus, we find out how many kilometers you’ll walk by the time you’re 40!

According to a new survey by Realtor.com, 13% of people say they're living in a house that's haunted. And more than half of them knew it before they moved in. A new health report suggests middle-aged men who can perform more than 40 push-ups in one try have a 96% reduced risk for developing heart disease. The new start up sound for the PlayStation 5 and did Mocha get one yet? Plus, ‘Dexter’ is coming back, do need Dexter back in our lives? Also, how many group chats are you in?

SNL star Chris Redd chats about being back on set during Covid, and his new movie “Vampires Vs. Brooklyn”. Roz & Mocha try and squash some Bachelorette rumours with Clare Crawley. Inside the home of The Damnits during Thanksgiving! Plus, a round of ‘Mouth Charades’!

The ‘Jeopardy’ answer from a contestant to the question “Canadians enjoy wearing this heavy stocking cap” that has Canada up in arms! Nathan Apodaca The skateboarder who posted a video of himself on TikTok skating and drinking cranberry juice while lip-syncing the words to Fleetwood Mac's "Dreams" joined Roz & Mocha! What celebs are making the most money on Onlyfans. Plus, The 11th anniversary of Jim and Pam’s wedding on ‘The Office’.

Jason Priestley joined Roz & Mocha from the set of "Private Eyes" where he's currently filming season 5! He clears up Jessica Alba's claims she couldn't make eye contact with the '90210' cast when she was a guest star. The 6th installment of 'QuaranTALES' where Damnit Maurie randomly calls people and each person adds to the on going story. We’ll visit the account for more jokes from ‘Kids Write Jokes’. Toronto Mayor John Tory joins us to talk about the new rules that will effect Thanksgiving. Plus, HGTV star Scott McGillivray joins us to talk about his episode of ‘Family Home Overhaul’ airing this Sunday.

A critique of Channing Tatum’s new shirtless photo. A round of Shower Thoughts with Mocha. An exclusive chat with Carol Baskin! We learn the new title of the ‘Borat 2’ movie and its so long. Plus, the girl that tweeted about ‘Downtown Canada’ joins us for an exclusive chat.

Kaitlyn Bristowe joins us to chat about her time on ‘Dancing With The Stars’ and the upcoming season of ‘The Bachelorette’. Another round of ‘Name that Quarantune’ with the list of Greatest Albums of All Time from Rolling Stone. A new parody song from Shem about the Coronavirus. We also learn that many of you are stealing while using the self checkout! We’ll run down the list of 10 most stressful life events and Wasaga Beach Mayor Bina Bilfolchi chats with Roz & Mocha about the past weekends car rally that took over her town.

We chat with Bill Edgar who’s paid to tell people’s secrets from beyond the grave. Some of his duties include removing embarrassing items and confessing the dead’s lifelong secrets at their funeral! A survey asked people if they'd rather give up various things for a month, or give up their phone. What is something incredible you’ve done with your bare hands? We check in with Santa after the news broke that there will be no parade this year. Pumpkin Spice Mac N Cheese is a thing.

We’ll celebrate 26 years of Shawshank Redemption by opening The Johnny Depp School Of Acting. Turns out we’ve been saying AJ McLean’s name all wrong! The return of ‘Bedtime With The Damnit’s’ as they cuddle up and read ‘I Promise’ by Lebron James. Robert Battaglia from ‘America’s Got Talent’ joins us! We’ll ring in fall with some fall jokes. Plus, a round of ’30 Seconds Or Less’ Mocha V. Maurie, who can say the word “Butt” 120 times in 30 seconds or less!

Toronto Mayor John Tory was back on The Roz & Mocha Show! He talks about the Covid outbreak in strip clubs, his thoughts on this years Santa Claus Parade & Halloween during Covid. Nick Zaman joins us to talk about the #PascalLoveProject supporting Raptors All Star Pascal Siakam. Plus, the return of Science With Maurie.

Robbie Amell is back on The Roz and Mocha Show to chat about his new film BABYSITTER – KILLER QUEEN – out now on Netflix. The Purple Wiggle from the Wiggles is the proud new dad of twins – Lulu and Lottie! Lachy Gillespie joins us to talk about being a new dad! Roz & Mocha call the Queen to check in, and she’s always spitting jokes! We’ll hear from a bunch of kids about going back to school and Mocha tries so hard to get a PlayStation 5! Plus, we’ll learn what a “living coffin” is.

Derek Hough joins us to chat about his return to DWTS. An exclusive Paris Hilton interview about her new Youtube documentary “This Is Paris”. We’ve got the hottest new Covid parody song courtesy of Shem. Craig Sharpe is trying to break a world record by seeing the new movie ‘Tenet’ over 150 times.

We celebrate Beyonce’s 39th birthday with fans around the world. Ontario Minister of Education, Stephen Lecce joins us to talk about back to school during Covid. Billboard has named their ‘Song of the Summer’, we’ll run down the Top 5. Josh Gad flat out lied to The Roz & Mocha Show and we have the audio to prove it. The Damnits are day drunk at a winery and we’re loving the audio. Roz & Mocha fan Jenny needs some lawn advice from Roz.

Breaking News: Mocha has learned how to swim! Rick Astley did an acoustic cover of Post Malone's "Better Now" and there are mixed feelings on it. How many times are you wearing your underwear before you change it? We’ll cold call people across the country to ask. After Dictionary.com made their September update, adding 650 new words, eagle-eyed word lovers noticed that one of them was "jabroni," which legend says was originated by pro wrestler The Iron Sheik. Backstreet Boy AJ McLean joins us to chat about being one of the stars on this years ‘Dancing With The Stars’.

Storm Chaser Aaron Rigsby talks to Roz & Mocha about being in the middle of Hurricane Laura and how it was something he's never seen before! We chat with Ander Christensen in Lincoln, Nebraska who got up in front of the city council and gave an impassioned speech on why the city should ban the term "boneless wings" at its restaurants. According to data from the non-profit National UFO Reporting Center, this year sightings are up 51% so far over last year at this time. Plus, we’ll play a round of everyone’s favorite Roz & Mocha original game ‘5IN7’!

Researchers polled 1,000 Americans over the age of 50, and asked them to name the top things that attracted them to people when they were young, and what attracts them now. They found that looks are definitely the #1 thing we care about when we're young. A new survey ranked the most iconic fashion items of all time, and Levi's 501 jeans took the top spot. What happens when Damnit Maurie brings up the Christmas tree at home hoping to put it up now? James ‘The Iron Cowboy’ Lawrence from 'World's Toughest Race: Eco-Challenge Fiji' on Amazon Prime Video joins us. We’ll play a round of ‘Snapped’!

A new men's swimwear line is making waves!! The Brokinin company have created what it considers to be the male version of the bikini and it was created right here in Toronto by Chad Sasko and Taylor Field!! Taylor joined Roz and Mocha to chat about the soon to be new fashion trend! We open the Johnny Depp School Of Acting to celebrate the 33rd anniversary of ‘Dirty Dancing’. David Arquette joined Roz & Mocha to chat about his new wrestling documentary ‘You Cannot Kill David Arquette’, ‘Scream 5’ and The ‘Friends’ reunion! Plus, John David Washington chats with Damnit Maurie about ‘Tenet’.

“You’re in the car with your significant other and halfway through a 5 hour road trip you want to start the most epic fight that will last the entire rest of the trip. What do you say? One sentence? ‘Young and the Restless’ Star Melody Thomas Scott joins us to chat about being back on set during Covid. Tim Storms holds the Guinness record hitting the lowest note . . . a G-7 that registered at 0.189 Hertz. We’ll play round of Mouth Charades and we attempt to break the world record for fastest spelling of words backwards.

Parents share weird things they caught their kids doing including "I caught my daughter packing turds into cardboard toilet paper tubes and hiding them under the sink. She called them 'poop bombs.'" A new study found that FAKE SMILING even when you're not happy can trick your brain into feeling better. It's because the brain reads the muscle movements from a smile, and that puts it into a happier state. We’ll celebrate Madonna’s 62nd birthday with the biggest fans singing their favorite Madonna songs. We learn about the hail that fell down Roz’s butt. We celebrate ‘National Tell A Joke Day’. Bret ‘The Hitman’ Hart joins us to chat about his love for the Raptors. We take a virtual cuddle session. Plus, we’ll play a round of Name that Quarantune!

Who doesn't love talking about food? From surveys, studies and recipes, talking about food has been one of the more popular topics on The Roz And Mocha Show. This special podcast episode brings together many of the times we've talked about food, so.. chew on this!

One of the popular features on The Roz & Mocha Show is the “Ask Roz & Mocha” feature. Since you love it so much, here is a full podcast of only “Ask Roz & Mocha” !

We run down the list of funniest things we believed as a kid. The new viral sound clip, do you hear Brainstorm or Green Needle?! Post Malone talks about seeing UFOs. Roz Weston Lane has been cleaned up and mowed. Jim Gaffigan joins us to chat about his Amazon Prime Video special “The Pale tourist”. Plus, Alessia Cara zooms into the show to talk about her new album “This Summer: Live Off The Floor”.

Two identical twins from Australia named Anna and Lucy DeCinque have been dating the same guy. And now they're both trying to get pregnant with him. Brampton Mayor Patrick Brown joins us to talk about the Covid issues in his city including the house party with 200 people. Tom Wilson of the Washington Capitals joins us to talk about the NHL bubble. Plus Maurie chats with Morgan Rielly Of The Maple Leafs from inside the NHL bubble. Ontario Premier Doug Ford is back on the show this time about Toronto entering stage 3. Plus, Jay Baruchel talks to us about his new movie "Random Acts Of Violence".

We all need a little motivation these days, Maurie is here with an attempt at some motivational Monday stuff. Apparently, we’re spending to much time in the shower, we should only be cleaning our pits, groin and feet. We’ll run down the top 10 original Netflix movies. Plus, if you eat fast food without your partner, is that like cheating? And, we’ll call the hotel that the Raptors are staying at.

How about a nice refreshing glass of Beef Fizz to cool you down? Yup, you read that correctly! Roz found the recipe from the 70s and Mocha & Maurie will give it a try! We’ll play a round of Snapped. Plus, Joey King joins us to chat “Kissing Booth 2”!

We tackle the question “how early is too early to start drinking on weekends?” 23% of people think you should wait until 5PM. Chapter 5 in our quarantales story where Maurie randomly calls people to get them to come up with the next lines to our story. Reece needs our help during Roz & Mocha’s FML, his dad won’t let him play video games. If You Had to Watch One Tom Hanks Movie Everyday For a Year, Which Would You Choose? Our good friend Robbie Amell joins us to chat about his new movie “Desperados” on Netflix.

We head inside the Blue Jays bubble down at Rogers Centre to chat with pitcher Trent Thronton. Roz learns what it means when his cats slow blink at him. John Tory joins us and roasts Roz for wearing tight jeans! Plus, we’ll play “The Upside Down Challenge Game”. Also, a round of “Name that Quarantune” the song of the summer edition.

For the last couple years Roz & Mocha have been helping you during ‘Roz & Mocha Fix My Life’. There have been breaks ups, make ups and everything in between. Here are some of the most memorable Fix My Life moments.

The question is, ‘how much time in your life will you spend farting? Each fart lasts 1 second, that’s 8,623.125 minutes of farting, or 143.719 hours. We check in with Todrick Hall about pride. And Brooke Lynn Hites joins us to chat about ‘Canada’s Drag Race’! Plus, a round of ’30 Seconds Or Less’ where Mocha & Maurie go head-to-head to see who can finish a class of heavy cream in 30 seconds or less.

Prime Minister Justin Trudeau called into The Roz & Mocha Show to chat about Pride and how he will be celebrating virtually this year. Plus, they spoke about Covid, senior care and the boarder situation. White House Medical Advisor Dr. Anthony Fauci joined us to talk about how Covid is affecting the NBA and the big spike in Florida. Plus, Billy Porter calls in to chat pride! We cold call fathers for Fathers Day to tell some jokes. We learn about the ‘Wet Rag Rule’ in Baseball and we play a round of the Roz & Mocha original game ‘5IN7’!

The one thing you’ve always told us is that you LOVE when we play our Roz & Mocha original games! This is a special all games edition of the podcast! From ‘Mouth Charades’, ‘5IN7’ to Pinch and more!

According to a new study by psychologists at the University of Rochester in New York, playing hard-to-get REALLY works when it comes to dating. We celebrate the 13th anniversary of the ending of ‘The Sopranos’ by opening up the Johnny Depp School Of Acting. Toronto Mayor John Tory calls in to wish Maurie a happy birthday! Plus, Judd Apatow joins us to chat about his new movie “The King of Staten Island' which stars Pete Davidson.

A survey earlier this year asked 2,000 people, “If you won the lottery, would you give your significant other half?” The answers are not particularly good news for couples. Is Tara Reid going to star as ‘Tiger King’s’ Carol Baskin in a movie? She joins us to clear the air. Toronto Police Chief Mark Saunders joins us to talk about protests in the city. Plus, Josh Gad joins us to talk about his new movie ‘Artemis Fowl’.

Do you have a bump at the top of the inside of your mouth? a small percentage of the population have one. The bump is called ‘Torus Palatinus and it is harmless. We cold call random people to have them check for the bump. According to a survey of 1,300 people, "Mr. Blue Sky" by ELECTRIC LIGHT ORCHESTRA is the Happiest Song of All Time. Roz and Mocha run down the full list of 50 Happiest Songs of All Time. Roz and Mocha fan Princess needs our help after finding her dad on a sugar daddy app. Matthew cuts Maurie’s hair and we have the audio! Plus Toronto Mayor John Tory is back on the show to update us on Covid-19 in the city. Also, The Mayor of Acton Rick Bonnette joins us after we received reports that Roz Weston Lane is a mess.

With the new rules in Ontario we can get a massage but still cant see our parents so, we check in with Mocha’s dad Vern to see if he’d do a couples massage so the two could hang out. The tuna melt is getting a comeback, thanks to everyone stocking up on canned fish. 2,000 people were asked to name the least sharable things in life. Roz was almost accused of cheating, because crumpled up face masks look like thongs! Plus, We’ll play a round of the new Roz & Mocha original game “SNAPPED”