Roz & Mocha

The TV show we’re embarrassed to admit we watch. Did we ever have a crush on our teachers growing up? Who is the oldest on the show? Would Roz wrestle Maurie shirtless and covered in oil?

Latto is accused of wearing the same underwear more than once. ‘Jeopardy’ has an entire category on Ontario. Today Show hosts Hoda and Jenna join Roz & Mocha ahead of their live shows from Quebec. Alexander Skaarsgarrd chats with Maurie about his new movie ‘Infinity Pool’. ‘King Of The Hill’ is coming back!

Nick Offerman talks about episode 3 of ‘THE LAST OF US’. This should be a reality show, Michael Jordan’s son is dating Scottie Pippen’s ex-wife! We mourn the loss of former Mississauga Mayor Hazel McCallion. Damnit Maurie chats with Rita Moreno about her new movie ’80 For Brady’.

What canceled TV show we’d love to bring back? Biggest article of clothing turn offs. If we were an action figure, what would we come with? Our most recent heavy meal we ate. Plus, Would we rather shave our beards or hair?

What is the weirdest things we’ve accidentally put through the wash? Would we rather be handsome, cute or sexy? Plus, how do our voices sound to us?

We’ll celebrate ‘Global Belly Laugh Day’. #FartGate was actually trending after what sounded like a fart ended up on a NHL broadcast. Does anyone really know how to say ‘Worecestershire’? Maurie chats with Josh Duhamel for ‘Shotgun Wedding’. Paris Hilton is a mom! Plus, did Hulk Hogan run out of toilet paper?

Julia Fox gives an underwhelming tour of her NYC apartment. Nathan Fillion joins us to chat season 5 of ‘The Rookie’. Eddie Murphy tells a story about meeting Michael Jackson’s monkey. Jennifer Coolidge has joined TikTok. Mel B says a Spice Girls tour IS happening. IKEA is hosting Valentine’s Day Dinners and we chat with Marcella Hill who recently found out her husband is her cousin!

Who on the show has the highest tolerance for pain? Fun facts about each of us. At Home, who sleeps on what side of the bed. And, what sound did we always hear as a kid, but never hear anymore?

When should we stop saying ‘happy New Year’? If we were superheros, what powers would we want to have? Has Roz’s book changed how people look at him?

Mocha has been working from home, and he’ll share with us the dramatic reason why. We celebrate 40 years of the McNugget. An Amazon driver fell into a septic tank and documents his adventures in the muck. Rihanna is teasing her Super Bowl Halftime show. ‘Mayor Of Kingstown’ star Hugh Dillon joins us to give an update on his co-star Jeremy Renner’s recovery after his tragic snow plow accident. Plus, do beavers fart? We have audio proof they do!

Is Maurie the singer in “Dominic the Donkey?” What is each of our biggest flex? How do we make Pepper Pot? And have we ever been mad at each other?

How well would The Roz & Mocha Show do in an escape room? If we could have a cameo in a movie, what movie would it be? Did Shem ever buy that human bear? Plus, what is our favorite episode of The Office

Who will win between Shem vs. Mocha in a foot race. We were with you as many of you missed your GO train with the new door closure times. Sexiest man and woman names. A dog says hello with a British accent. Plus, a round of ‘5In7’!

Sam called in to see if we all know how to blow a bubble, so we gave it a try. Kate Winslet goes viral after she gave some amazing words of encouragement to a kid reporter and we have the clip. Do we prefer door handles or knobs? Hugh Jackman talks steroids. We celebrate Shawn Desman’s birthday. Noah Schnapp comes out! Plus, Shem’s end of year wrap up song.

Has Roz changed his views on the “fast lane”? Does Mocha know the difference between a head shake and head nod? If we had to fight one celebrity who would it be? Plus, Have Roxie and Cruz ever met?

Each month this year Shem of The Roz & Mocha Show and Chris Kelly wrote, produced and performed a monthly recap songs of all the big events of that month. Here are all 12 songs for you to enjoy!

What would we rate ourselves out of 10? Have any of us ever been cheated on? Will Maurie be at Roz’s wedding? Roz learns to stchuups!

A dog is going viral for saying ‘Hello’. Plus a cat is going viral for saying ‘I am fat Billie’! We’ll play a round of ‘Name That Quarantune’! We were with you as Argentina won the World Cup. Kate Winslet finally answers the famous ‘Titanic’ door question. Variety names the top 100 movies of all time, and people are not happy. Also, we learn the history of “Sean De Paul” from Sean Paul.

The Damnits Lock box code is revealed! Did they get the cash? Maurie went to North Bay and turned the bus into a Christmas sing-a-long! James joined us for Roz & Mocha’s Helluva Story and tells us about falling overboard from a cruise ship and treading water for 20 hours! Caillou is back with yet another dis song about Roz! We hear about a squirrel that hid in a family’s Christmas tree. Plus, Shem proves you CAN sing ‘Happy Birthday’ well.

What are our Christmas eve traditions? If we could create a dream room in our home what would it be? Our favorite things to do in the snow. Plus, What would Mocha’s holiday nickname be!

The worst Christmas present we’ve received from our partner. What are some things that we collect? What is the best date we’ve ever been on? What is something we’ve done on the show that really stood out to us? Plus, have we ever experienced bullying personally?

Shem writes a love song to Martha Stewart. Leaked audio of Jennifer Lopez rehearsing for the Grammys. Damnit Maurie sings Christmas songs with Leafs great Michael Bunting! Roz appears in the Harry & Meghan Netflix documentary.

We’ll run down the list of the nastiest things you’ve seen people do in public. A new poll asked people to think about their appliances, and pick the one that "confused them" the most. Shawn Mendes on ‘Family Guy’. The Damnits try the Lock Box for a 7th attempt. Plus, we’re with them at the Mariah Carey Christmas show. Also, who are you buying Christmas gifts for that you DON’T want to buy for?

Another round of amazing questions, thanks to you! We chat about our favorite fragrance. Our first jobs. If Roz & Mocha had a ship, what would the name be. Plus, chunky or smooth peanut butter.

Have we ever dreamed about a co-worker? Is there a word of phrase we’ve been using wrong? What our pets would say about us if they could talk!

We learn that Will Ferrell Used to be a Mall Santa. Pen pals of nearly 84 years recently celebrated their 100th birthdays together. We wonder, Will Your Farts Freeze In Cold Weather? The return of “Bedtime With The Damnts”! Plus, there’s a code on how to find all true crime content on Netflix.

Scott Nelson, a sword swallower is lucky to be alive after a stunt went HORRIBLY wrong! Scott will exclusively join us on the show today! We’re on the red carpet at Canada’s Walk of Fame and talk to Tatiana Maslany AND the legendary MARGARET ATWOOD! Toronto Raptors Broadcaster, Jack Armstrong & Damnit Maurie sing Christmas songs! Desiree Burch the voice from ‘Too Hot to Handle’ joins us! Plus, Maurie Chats with John Leguizamo About ‘Violent Night’

Will Roz leave his wedding early and will he wear a leather suit to the wedding? If we had our own Christmas song, what would it be called? What is one present we always wanted as a kid but never got?

The worst person we’ve ever interviewed. What our perfect weekend looks like. One skill we’d love to learn. Plus, when we first felt like an adult.

If there was NO chance of getting fired, would you hook up at the office holiday party? New details on ‘That 90s Show’. We mourn the loss of Fleetwood Mac legend Christine McVie. We discuss our favourite pants. Owen Wilson to play Bob Ross in new movie. Brock tells the story of when he and his dad stole the queens toilet seat during ‘Helluva Story’. If you use a recipe is that cheating?

Our exclusive chat with Canadian Men’s Soccer Star Sam Adekugbe’s Mother! Deepa learns to drive manual. We learn about Roz’s book cover. Did Mariah lip sync? Will Smith speaks out. Roz finally downloads Google Calendar. We chat obnoxious neighbours. Plus, who would you have narrate your life?

Why does the Grinch remind us of Roz? Do we get annoyed at the amount of money our spouse spends in general? Has Maurie ever had a legitimate crush on Roz?

If Roz could mimic one of our honeymoons to use as his own, who’s would he pick? Are any of us on the show related to any celebs? Have we picked up any new habits during the pandemic? Was Maurie always in Roz’s book, despite having to earn his way in?

We’re celebrating our 500th podcast episode! To celebrate, we’re bringing you this exclusive ‘Ask Roz & Mocha segment with all callers!

The Damnits put up their tree, and we have the audio, you don’t wanna miss it! Santa came to town, and we spoke to kids along the parade route. Lady Gaga is roasted for a fake boomerang. Another podcast slowed down segment! Plus, Katarina pooped herself in this weeks Helluva Story!

Would you buy a life sized teddy bear to cuddle with, Shem would. Julia Fox explains why she dated Kanye. We celebrate the Argos Grey Cup win with many fans. Things we’ve loved that are now discontinued. Roz is finally wearing socks. Plus, More on ‘Flick-A-Mania’.

Love all the questions you send in weekly for ‘Ask Roz & Mocha’! Would you slap a coworker for $25,000? What’s your favourite childhood Christmas memory? If you don’t eat the pizza crust, did you really eat pizza?

What are we starting to like less as we get older? What were our biggest accomplishment in elementary school? Plus, We describe our very first dates.

We’ll play a round of ‘Mouth Charades’! Jana Kramer’s wild story about Chris Evans ghosting her after a date. Kumail Nanjiani Chats ‘Welcome To Chippendales’ with Damnit Maurie. Sylvester Stallone reacts to Roz’s wedding proposal! Plus, Dennis Quaid Chats ‘Strange World’.

Sylvester Stallone chats with Deepa about ‘Tulsa King’. Millie Bobby Brown takes a lie detector test. Roz finally got his oil changed. The highly talked about ‘Flick-A-Mania’ showdown takes place. Len Goodman steps down from DWTS. Plus, the most commonly used passwords of 2022!

Always such fun questions during the ‘Ask Roz & Mocha’ podcast – This weeks include; Would you rather have fingers the length of nipples or nipples the length of fingers?? What is the best way to eat an onion? What’s your routine while you’re sick?

Why we picked the pets we have. If you had to live in 40 degree temps or -10 degree temps which would it be? What is the grossest thing we’ve ever touched? Plus, will The Roz & Mocha Show ever go on the road?

Vogue is suing Drake & 21 Savage for their fake magazine covers. Was Mocha held down by a ghost? We chat ‘Falling For Christmas’ with Lindsay Lohan & Chord Overstreet. Kids Write Jokes! Plus, we celebrate Damnit Matthew’s 40th birthday!

The Karate Kid himself Ralph Macchio joins us to talk about his new book! Snoop Dogg denies that he smokes 75-100 joints a day. Powerball Winner Timothy Schultz joins us to talk about what it feels like to win 29 million bucks. Damnit Maurie is in a Christmas Movie! A new warning about licking toads. We try and break the world record for clapping. Plus, Jason Momoa shows off his bare butt!

Always love the questions you send in for ‘Ask Roz & Mocha’ including; Lemon or Lime? Best Jolly Rancher flavour? What happened to the smartest kid from your high school? Plus, the always popular - Hypothetically, if Roz was gay, would he date Maurie?

Roz tries to figure out what ‘Jumbie’ means. Will Roz be having a bachelor party? If we were each arrested, what do we think we would we be arrested for? And Deepa talks about who her hall pass would be?

Shawn Desman gets emotional talking about all the love from his fans. Randall Park chats ‘Blockbuster’. Charlie Hunnam on a possible ‘Sons Of Anarchy reunion. Ryan Reynolds interested in buying the Ottawa Senators. Plus, Anne Hathaway addresses a possible ‘Devil Wears Prada’ reunion.

Cat & Nat join us for a round of The ‘Best Friend Challenge’! Our 8th annual Halloween radio drama! We chat with the cast of ‘Love is Blind’. Shem’s October recap song. We find out how many ghosts people have seen! Plus, is Millie Bobby Brown recording a song with Mariah Carey?

Amazing questions in this ‘Ask Roz & Mocha’ podcast! What can you say during sex but also at a family dinner? What’s the worst thing you’ve stepped on, bare foot? Following the rules while driving and does Roz eat during the day now that he’s not on TV?

Would Mocha rather party with Drake or The Rock? What is the craziest thing we’ve ever done in the name of love? & What would be our dream super bowl halftime show?