Roz & Mocha

Roz & Mocha’s BIG announcement about their upcoming docu-series podcast. We all try Maurie’s weird cottage cheese mixture. Revisiting the ‘Butthole’ song. Dustin Ballard from ‘There I Ruined It’ joins us. Margot Robbie is making a ‘Monopoly’ movie.

‘The Roz & Mocha Retro Show’ – How many words do we say in a day? Back in 2015, Roz & Mocha found the answer! Plus, It’s Spring so lets re-visit some spring jokes with Maurie. Plus, What celebrities are divas? We’ve got the answers!

In this week Roz & Mocha FML segments, we chat about the right time to leave a job. An update on dogs peeing on shrubs. A mom that is REALLY into Feng Shui and wanting your boyfriend to propose already!

Niagara Falls Mayor Jim Diodati on the Solar Eclipse. List of the most iconic video game characters of all time. The legendary Flavor Flav joins us! Lenny Kravitz works out in leather pants. Roz & Mocha’s Helluva Story on a family in separate homes haunted by the same ghost.

Kendall Jenner is trolled for her Gucci commercial. Zayn Malik teases new song and Billie Eilish announces new album. New World’s Oldest Man enjoys weekly fish & chips dinner. Tiffany Haddish considering selling her underwear to raise money for charity foundation. First look at Lady Gaga in ‘Joker’ movie. Plus, a man has been caught making love to woman’s car.

The History of Roz & Mocha is a six-part docuseries that takes fans on an uncensored and unhinged ride through all the laughs, tears and controversies. From boycotts and battles, to offers to leave and that one time they got a letter from Jay Z’s people telling them to shut it down. Told by the people who built the show, the ones who tried to cancel the show, their families, staff, haters and celeb fans. The History of Roz & Mocha drops April 17th 2024. New episodes every Wednesday at midnight.

What is Roz’s beef with runners? Do we let our pets sleep with us in bed? What is so special about Roz’s apron? If Maria was gay and single would she date Maurie? Which came first the chicken or the egg?

What do we all do to take care of our mental health? What are some of the things that we know about Saskatchewan? When we eat tacos, do we tilt our head to the left or to the right? When we all cook what type of knives do we use?

Maurie is no longer wearing a cast on his arm. New A.I. song remixes ‘Baby Got Back’ with Leonard Cohen. Conjoined twins Abby & Britney get married. McDonalds releases new song by Lil Yachty. Arnold Schwarzenegger talks competition between action movie stars in the 80s.

‘The Roz & Mocha Retro Show’ – What song brings you to tears the moment you hear it? Roz & Mocha run down the list of worst jobs. Plus, Kim Coates from ‘Sons Of Anarchy’ called in to surprise Mocha for his birthday back in 2013.

In this weeks Roz & Mocha FML’s we tackle issues with stamina in the bedroom, finding love for your sister and fears of growing your own business

Shem’s March Recap song. Mocha & Shem attend wrestling school. Winner of Roz & Mocha’s ‘Big Fat Free Wedding’. Viral video of 8 year old goalie talking to himself. Google now deleting your incognito searches.

Beyonce released remix of ‘Texas Hold Em’. SCTV legend Joe Flaherty passed away. Shannen Doherty says she’s planning for her death. 4 people in Vaughan charged for stealing valuebale Pokemon card. Another ‘Matrix’ movie is in the works. Ontario’s minimum wage goes up. Anya Taylor-Joy secretly gets married.

Words we have trouble pronouncing. We have to pick one; loose our hair or shave our beards. We learn some Guyanese slang. Plus, does cheese go on fish?

If we were forced to work as a cop, firefighter or paramedic what would we choose and why? What is a food or dish we should not order on a first date? What's a movie or show we were reluctant to watch, but glad we did?

Cheating on your spouse is now illegal in NYC. Kevin Kiermaier from The Toronto Blue Jays joins us to chat about the new season. Viral ‘shoeless’ guy joins us for Roz & Mocha’s Helluva Story. Jerry Seinfeld reminds us of Roz. Ben Affleck shaved his beard. Plus, does Roz hate bananas more than Maurie still?

‘The Roz & Mocha Retro Show’ – The time we all fooled Roz for April Fools Day. What is the best one hit wonder song? Plus, what are we too old to still wear and pull off?

This week on Roz and Mocha Fix My Life: unsanitary family visitors, Achieving life goals, Letting go of a uninterested girl, Plus, explaining family issues to your child.

The Damnits celebrate Mariah Carey’s birthday. New study says people over 45 shouldn’t shovel snow. Jasmin Paris who made history by becoming the first woman to finish one of the world's hardest ultramarathons, the notorious Barkley Marathons in Tennessee, joins us on the show. Plus, we learn the term ‘Crumb Bum’.

The latest on Kate Middleton. Highlights from the 2024 Juno Awards. We’re running low on Maple Syrup. Shohei Ohtani speaks out after translator allegedly steals from him. The door from Titanic sells for record price at auction. Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs mansion raided by Homeland Security. Plus, an update on new music from Lady Gaga.

Why Roz doesn’t cry while cutting onions. Our thoughts on white hair. Do we play a puzzle or do a puzzle? Does Mocha have little man syndrome? Plus, what is the most shocking things we’ve ever witnessed?

Could we go 6 days without the Internet? What is our favorite monster?? If we could be on one sports team for a day which team would we pick?

Damnit Maurie chats with Ricky Martin about ‘Palm Royale’ and 25 years of ‘Livin La Vida Loca’! What you should never wear on the first date. Maestro Fresh Wes joins us to chat about being inducted to the Canadian Music Hall Of Fame.

‘The Roz & Mocha Retro Show’ – bringing it back to 2013 when we relive our chat about the Cronut, we chat about loyalty and how old are our ears?

This week on Roz and Mocha Fix My Life, an update on a failed relationship, a guy who just can’t take a hint and what to do when you know who vandalized your car?!

We call Dublin for St. Patrick’s Day. We’ll run down everything that Mark Wahlberg eats in a day. ‘Canada’s Got Talent’ judges Kardi & Trish Status chat about the new season. Plus, a new AI song mixing ‘Baby Got Back’ with ‘My Humps’ you won’t want to miss!

Justin Timberlake releases new album ‘Everything I Thought It Was’. Toronto Police suggest leaving your car keys near front door to avoid home invaders. ‘The Bear’ renewed for Season 4. Drake helps out pregnant fan with $25, 000. Aaron Taylor Johnson could be your new James Bond. Kate Middleton might have been spotted. Travis Kelce could host ‘Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader’.? Plus, Facebook brings back the Poke Button!

Good smoothie advice. What’s the point in our life where you look back and think, ‘What if we didn’t change?’ Describing what our bedroom looked like growing up.

What advice do we have for waking up early? Have we ever told our pets our name? Do we text/message someone to ask permission to call? Does our partner have/ had a hobby that we didn’t enjoy?

Patton Oswalt joins us to chat ‘Manhunt’. We chat with some of your favourite Toronto FC players. Adult fans worry ‘Harry Potter star Miriam Margolyes . The Kate Middleton photo drama. Plus we try Pepsi and milk!

‘The Roz & Mocha Retro Show’ – What is the best movie soundtrack? A compliment vs. insult. Plus, we’re going back to 2013 when we learned you can place people under a citizen’s arrest.

This week on Roz and Mocha Fix My Life, someone needs help with a fundraiser, another person needs help communicating with a friend, plus, someone’s spouse is crossing the line with the alarm clock.

The thumbs up emoji is considered rude. Tons of Oscars coverage. Mocha and Kevin Hart have lots in common. A Idaho teenager survived a horrific car crash that saw her catapulted into the air and hanging on a power line. Plus, we chat Micro Shorts.

Toronto Blue Jays unveil new slogan. Just For Laughs Toronto canceled. Sam Neil’s son farted on Princess Diana. Josh Brolin talks about poem he wrote about Timothee Chalamet. Millie Bobby Brown talks about her accent. RIP Eric Carmen. Justin Timberlake teases song with NSYNC.

Who in our life makes us laugh the most? When did we know we ‘made it’. What is one word we’d want to be remembered as? Would Maria ever consider going on ‘The Bachelor’?

Who on the show thinks that they have the most ‘Rizz?’ Are we all babies when we get sick? Is there an ‘Easter Egg’ hiding in our new show commercial? For Mocha, if Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson and Drake were to invite him over on the same day, who would he choose to hang out with?

A fight breaks out at a Shawn Desman concert. Fick-A-Mania part 2. Wyclef reflects on the Fuggees’ rendition of ‘Killing Me Softly’. CNN’s Jake Tapper makes awkward fumble on LIVE TV, an update on Maurie’s busted arm. Plus, Elizabeth Hurley’s son directs her latest sex scene.

‘The Roz & Mocha Retro Show’ – we head back to 2014 to chat with stoners at the 420 festival. We’ll run down the list of sexiest names, plus, we learn what kissing was like many many years ago!

This week on Roz and Mocha FML, reconnecting with parents, carrying feelings for another woman while married to someone else and dealing with pain after many years.

A yoga studio is offering a clothing optional class. A Roz & Mocha fan writes a song about Maurie. Mocha got a speeding ticket. Don Gorske joins us to talk about his Big Mac eating world record. Jamie Foxx will address medical mystery in upcoming comedy show. Kevin Hart pranks Nick Cannon on ‘The Masked Singer’.

Canadians can now apply for some Netflix reality shows. Millie Bobby Brown talks marriage proposal and how the ring almost got away. RIP Brian Mulroney. Billie Eilish on how a dream made her break up with her partner. Idina Menzel wishes ‘Adele Dazeem’ a special Happy Birthday. Rihanna made $6 million for that Indian pre wedding concert. Jason Kelce retires, plus, Bowflex files for bankruptcy.

Maria Vs. Joe From ‘You’. Which day would we relive? Which Ninja Turtle best describes each of us? What is something people do that grosses us out? What is the most important thing Maria looks for in a guy?

What phone numbers do we know off by heart? When watching a movie with our kids and a sex scene starts, how do we handle this? What’s one of the wildest birthday moments we’ve ever had? What's our ideal breakfast?

Hobbies that make you undateable. Robbie & Stephen Amell join us to chat ‘Code 8 Part 2’. Lil Jon tells the story behind Usher’s ‘Yeah’. How many ways can you say the word ‘Drunk’? 8 year old Kinsley Murray delivers memorable renditions of the anthem. Travis Kelce plays ‘Kiss, Marry, Kill’ in resurfaced clip from 2016.

‘The Roz & Mocha Retro Show’ – Roz and Mocha try to argue that if today is Opposite Day is it REALLY Opposite’s Day? Maurie was all confused. Maurie visits a nude beach and Roz and Mocha sing together!

This week on Roz and Mocha FML, a great aunt is being scammed by someone she met online. A coworker suddenly stops being social. Plus, some guys just can’t take a hint!

Maurie on the ‘Dune 2’ gold carpet in Montreal with Denis Villeneuve. We celebrate Leap Day. Where is Kate Middleton? Shem is back with the February recap song. Casting rumours for season 2 of ‘Beef’. Plus, Maurie chats with the cast of ‘Law & Order Toronto Criminal Intent’.

Martha Stewart says she doesn’t wear underwear. Ryan Gosling to perform ‘I’m Just Ken’ at the Oscars. The Funniest TV shows of all time. Miley Cyrus’ mom reportedly steals her daughter Noah’s boyfriend. DJ Khaled gets carried to a stage to protect his shoes. Adele postpones 10 upcoming shows. Does Beyonce’s ‘Texas Hold Em’ sound very similar to the theme song to ‘Franklin’?

Would we rather live to the age of 100 with a middle class life or to 70 with endless money? Do we take our shoes off when we go into the house? What is something we’d order more of to make sure we had leftovers?

Where we’re taking our partners for Valentines Day. Who is a stricter parent between Roz and Mocha? What age did Mocha start letting Cruze watch wrestling?