Rover's Morning Glory

Did JLR wear his red pants to the fence company? Do the men on the show use the zipper hole to pee or pull down their pants? Has JLR been caught in a lie? The wife of the teacher who passed away during a toilet paper prank asks to drop the charges. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How many drinks does it take, in one hour, to be over the legal limit? Charlie and Rover make a $100 bet. JLR pees into a coffee mug. Ivanna Oritz has been charged with attempted murder for shooting an AR-15 at Rhianna's home. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Update to Dak Prescott's separation. What did JLR do with the mug filled with pee? A former Ohio State linebacker is accused of murdering his girlfriend. Uber releases women-only option nationwide in the U.S. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chappell Roan films paparazzi filming her. Is JLR obsessed with Skinny? Olympic champion figure skater Alysa Liu withdrew from world figure skating championships. Bigfoot sightings in Ohio. Does Krystle have any update on her test results? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

JLR wore his red karaoke pants. Man cut off his own penis and drops dead in the street. If you had to cut one body part off to survive, what would you pick? Rover has a plumber at bankruptcy box. President of the Ohio State University resigned due to an inappropriate relationship. A revelation was made during the Aftermath. How did Krystle's doctor appointment go? Washing your hands before you pee. Supplying hand soap for the bathroom. Dak Prescott cancelled his wedding to Sarah Jane Ramos in Lake Como one month before the date. Rover asked Duji to sign a prenup when they were engaged. Indy cars versus F1. Former NFL player, Cam Newton, believes the value of a woman is lowered the more children they have. Rover believes people who wear multiple layers of clothes are insane. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

JLR wore his red karaoke pants. Man cut off his own penis and drops dead in the street. If you had to cut one body part off to survive, what would you pick? Rover has a plumber at bankruptcy box. President of the Ohio State University resigned due to an inappropriate relationship. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A revelation was made during the Aftermath. How did Krystle's doctor appointment go? Washing your hands before you pee.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Supplying hand soap for the bathroom. Dak Prescott cancelled his wedding to Sarah Jane Ramos in Lake Como one month before the date. Rover asked Duji to sign a prenup when they were engaged. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Indy cars versus F1. Former NFL player, Cam Newton, believes the value of a woman is lowered the more children they have. Rover believes people who wear multiple layers of clothes are insane. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What is on the candy table at bankruptcy box? Tallying JLR's phrases. B2 claims Rover has the magic mushroom story wrong. Rover's botched spinal tap. Relationship advice. TikTok tarot card reader sued by professor who was being accused of the grisly Bryan Kohberger murders. Did JLR talk to Tomas or his dad over the weekend? Agents stormed a plane that just landed over a bomb threat. Timothée Chalamet disses the ballet and the opera. Duji is offended by his comments. Krystle was in debilitating pain. An 18-year-old has been charged with 15 years in prison after toilet papering a teacher's home. JLR judged the 5-way tie talent show and ignored Charlie. Charlie panicked while trying to scuba dive in a pool. The LA Marathon ended with a photo finish. Has Rover gotten JLR's matching set? Video of JLR singing karaoke at the talent show. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What is on the candy table at bankruptcy box? Tallying JLR's phrases. B2 claims Rover has the magic mushroom story wrong. Rover's botched spinal tap. Relationship advice. TikTok tarot card reader sued by professor who was being accused of the grisly Bryan Kohberger murders.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Did JLR talk to Tomas or his dad over the weekend? Agents stormed a plane that just landed over a bomb threat. Timothée Chalamet disses the ballet and the opera. Duji is offended. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Krystle was in debilitating pain. An 18-year-old has been charged with 15 years in prison after toilet papering a teacher's home. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

JLR judged the 5-way tie talent show and ignored Charlie. Charlie panicked while trying to scuba dive in a pool. The LA Marathon ended with a photo finish. Has Rover gotten JLR's matching set? Video of JLR singing karaoke at the talent show. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Taking your shoes off in the house. Ego death. Lemon Party. Is it still a Rueben sandwich if there is no rye bread? Lemon pepper steppers. Ayahuasca treatment to cure depression and anxiety. DMT. We are all connected through our consciousness. Duji has never seen The Matrix. New rules on where to put your hands on the steering wheel. President Trump has fired Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem. Why did JLR call Curious George? JLR would not work at Wendy's as their taste tester for $100k. McDonald's CEO tried their new Big Arch burger. Charlie eats his burgers upside down. A mother has been arrested in connection with two little girls' deaths in Cleveland. A middle school teacher was caught urinating in the classroom and pouring it down the sink. Prediction "betting" market Kalshi, doesn't want to pay out on bets tied to the killing of Iranian Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei. Rover would cut U.S. flags out of the newspaper when he was young. Curious George calls to find out why JLR called him. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Taking your shoes off in the house. Ego death. Lemon Party. Is it still a Rueben sandwich if there is no rye bread? Lemon pepper steppers. Ayahuasca treatment to cure depression and anxiety. DMT. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We are all connected through our consciousness. Duji has never seen The Matrix. New rules on where to put your hands on the steering wheel. President Trump has fired Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Why did JLR call Curious George? JLR would not work at Wendy's as their taste tester for $100k. McDonald's CEO tried their new Big Arch burger. Charlie eats his burgers upside down. A mother has been arrested in connection with two little girls' deaths in Cleveland. A middle school teacher was caught urinating in the classroom and pouring it down the sink. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Prediction "betting" market Kalshi, doesn't want to pay out on bets tied to the killing of Iranian Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei. Rover would cut U.S. flags out of the newspaper when he was young. Curious George calls to find out why JLR called him.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

JLR talks to Krystle more in the Fart Box without Charlie. All of the parents on the show have kids that are gen z. Gen Z is the first generation that is dumber than the last. JLR bets Duji $1 she won't pass a test on the book Fahrenheit 451. Conspiracy theory about why the Dubai chocolate bar was invented. Snitzer is driving the food truck around. The show gets mileage updates from Snitzer and the Fart Box crew. Senator Tim Sheehy sprang into action to help police wrestle a protestor out of a hearing. Best picture nominees. Is Charlie still taking the weight loss shot? A female nurse in Wisconsin was busted with having sexual relations with a patient under her care. Rover still wonders what kind of mushroom he ate in London. B2 is not happy about Rover wanting to have a soiree at bankruptcy box. Britney Spears was arrested for DUI. Millions of dollars' worth of Tucker Carlson's brand of nicotine pouches were stolen. Curious George missed a call from JLR.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

JLR talks to Krystle more in the Fart Box without Charlie. All of the parents on the show have kids that are gen z. Gen Z is the first generation that is dumber than the last. JLR bets Duji $1 she won't pass a test on the book Fahrenheit 451.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Conspiracy theory about why the Dubai chocolate bar was invented. Snitzer is driving the food truck around. The show gets mileage updates from Snitzer and the Fart Box crew. Senator Tim Sheehy sprang into action to help police wrestle a protestor out of a hearing.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Best picture nominees. Is Charlie still taking the weight loss shot? A female nurse in Wisconsin was busted with having sexual relations with a patient under her care. Rover still wonders what kind of mushroom he ate in London. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

B2 is not happy about Rover wanting to have a soiree at bankruptcy box. Britney Spears was arrested for DUI. Millions of dollars' worth of Tucker Carlson's brand of nicotine pouches were stolen. Curious George missed a call from JLR.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bankruptcy box has a new finish date is April. JLR would prefer voice chat rather than text. Would you be upset over someone passing away that you never met? JLR is excited to talk about ejection seats. What happened to the pilots that were shot down over Kuwait? Blood chit. Rover is still attempting to get his money back from the casino in Morrocco. Papa G was suffering from a painful swollen hand for two weeks. Added fundraiser cost on restaurant bill. Holding onto receipts. Matt & Caitlyn call in to talk about how she is doing after having her legs amputated due to a strep throat infection. Duji almost hit a man with her car. Has Rover talked to anyone about his car being hit? Any update with Charlie's girlfriend's rental car incident? Did Posh Spice ever sing while in The Spice Girls? Has JLR asked about what kind of program Tomas is involved in? Recorded video through META glasses is being sent overseas.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bankruptcy box has a new finish date. JLR would prefer voice chat rather than text. Would you be upset over someone passing away that you never met? Mary from St. Louis calls in to defend herself. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

JLR is excited to talk about ejection seats. What happened to the pilots that were shot down over Kuwait? Blood chit. Rover is still attempting to get his money back from the casino in Morrocco. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Papa G was suffering from a painful swollen hand for two weeks. Added fundraiser cost on restaurant bill. Holding onto receipts. Matt & Caitlyn call in to talk about how she is doing after having her legs amputated due to a strep throat infection. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duji almost hit a man with her car. Has Rover talked to anyone about his car being hit? Any update with Charlie's girlfriend's rental car incident? Did Posh Spice ever sing while in The Spice Girls? Has JLR asked about what kind of program Tomas is involved in? Recorded video through META glasses is being sent overseas.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

People aren't buying JLR's Zeppe's pizza story. What states are the most dishonest? Somebody hit Rover's Benz. Someone made $553K on a Polymarket bet on Khamenei's death. Guys took pictures of themselves in front of Austin mass shooting victims. Justin Timberlake sues to stop release of video showing his DWI arrest. What time should you get to the airport? People get in way more fatal car crashes on days hot new music drops.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Krystle is out sick. What size TVs does everyone have? Jeffrey was spotted at a pizza place with a tall woman. Sad news about superfan, Carrie from Rochester. Bill Clinton spotted with two women in a picture from the 90s. Charlie went to a strip club in Atlanta. Was Jim Carrey replaced with a clone?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

JLR's dong is hanging out. Prosthetics. Rover almost yelled out Duji's name in an argument with B2. Woman goes berserk on a plane upon arrival. Is Krystle dressing more conservatively due to Skinny? Hilary Clinton. AI generated video posted by the White House of an Olympic hockey player. The man charged with killing the Gaudreau brothers attorney claims his blood alcohol level was read wrong at the time of the crash. A student at university was detained by ICE for having an expired student VISA. Reminiscing the time, Rover and Charlie were arrested. Swedish mobster hits a tourist in Thailand and kills him. Did Pink get inducted into the Rock Hall? Battle of the Bulge. JLR blushes talking to lead singer of the band Priscilla, Brad. Personalized license plates. Rover propositions JLR to get a vanity plate for $1,000. Burger King is going to be using AI to monitor how their employees interact with customers. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

JLR's dong is hanging out. Prosthetics. Rover almost yelled out Duji's name in an argument with B2. Woman goes berserk on a plane upon arrival. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is Krystle dressing more conservatively due to Skinny? Hilary Clinton. AI generated video posted by the White House of an Olympic hockey player. The man charged with killing the Gaudreau brothers attorney claims his blood alcohol level was read wrong at the time of the crash. A student at university was detained by ICE for having an expired student VISA. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Swedish mobster hits a tourist in Thailand and kills him. Did Pink get inducted into the Rock Hall? Battle of the Bulge. JLR blushes talking to lead singer of the band Priscilla, Brad. Personalized license plates.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Swedish mobster hits a tourist in Thailand and kills him. Did Pink get inducted into the Rock Hall? Battle of the Bulge. JLR blushes talking to lead singer of the band Priscilla, Brad. Personalized license plates.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Swedish mobster hits a tourist in Thailand and kills him. Did Pink get inducted into the Rock Hall? Battle of the Bulge. JLR blushes talking to lead singer of the band Priscilla, Brad. Personalized license plates.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rover propositions JLR to get a vanity plate for $1,000. Burger King is going to be using AI to monitor how their employees interact with customers. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rover talks too quietly. Charlie watched Freddy Got Fingered. A 5-way tie. What time does JLR go to sleep? A man shares his Buzz Ball with a Cooper's Hawk. A delivery robot tears through a woman's fence. Manager of the Padres says that pitcher Matt Waldron is currently benched after a procedure due to “an infection in his rear end.” Rover has a zit on his ass that has been bothering him. The abandoned Lolita Express. Cornstarch on the balls. Ex-Vogue editor downgraded her first-class seat because of 'micro-aggression' from the flight attendant. Rover was reading an article about competitive cheer being a toxic environment for kids. How much has Duji spent on competition dance? Does having children make you happier? Duji says she would be the surrogate for Rover and B2. Duji has a frozen embryo. Will Rover buy tickets for the soccer game coming to Cleveland?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rover talks too quietly. Charlie watched Freddy Got Fingered. A 5-way tie. What time does JLR go to sleep? A man shares his Buzz Ball with a Cooper's Hawk.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A delivery robot tears through a woman's fence. Manager of the Padres says that pitcher Matt Waldron is currently benched after a procedure due to “an infection in his rear end.” Rover has a zit on his ass that has been bothering him. The abandoned Lolita Express. Cornstarch on the balls. Ex-Vogue editor downgraded her first-class seat because of 'micro-aggression' from the flight attendant. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A delivery robot tears through a woman's fence. Manager of the Padres says that pitcher Matt Waldron is currently benched after a procedure due to “an infection in his rear end.” Rover has a zit on his ass that has been bothering him. The abandoned Lolita Express. Cornstarch on the balls. Ex-Vogue editor downgraded her first-class seat because of 'micro-aggression' from the flight attendant. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duji says she would be the surrogate for Rover and B2. Duji has a frozen embryo. Will Rover buy tickets for the soccer game coming to Cleveland?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One pump of cream. F1. The Marines are part of the Navy. A woman in Texas attempted to sue the Post Office on claims that they would not deliver her mail because she is black. NYC police were pelted with snowballs. State of the Union. Did Charlie finish watching all of the best picture nominees? Shawshank Redemption. BAFTA jury member steps down after the racial slur incident. Google sent out an offensive push notification. The Pentagon threatens to drop Anthropic AI contract if they do not drop their safeguards. Rock Hall Class of '26 nominees. Rover was heavily influenced by the television show Miami Vice. A City of University of New York professor is under fire after she is heard making “blatantly racist” comments while on a Zoom call. JLR has been gifted another wrestling hoodie. The most memorable Thursday Hookup girl moments. Someone called 911 saying that a man was seen having sex with a dead deer. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One pump of cream. F1. The Marines are part of the Navy. A woman in Texas attempted to sue the Post Office on claims that they would not deliver her mail because she is black.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

NYC police were pelted with snowballs. State of the Union. Did Charlie finish watching all of the best picture nominees? Shawshank Redemption. BAFTA jury member steps down after the racial slur incident. Google sent out an offensive push notification. The Pentagon threatens to drop Anthropic AI contract if they do not drop their safeguards. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rock Hall Class of '26 nominees. Rover was heavily influenced by the television show Miami Vice. A City of University of New York professor is under fire after she is heard making “blatantly racist” comments while on a Zoom call. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

JLR is gifted another wrestling hoodie. The most memorable Thursday Hookup girl moments. Someone called 911 saying that a man was seen having sex with a dead deer. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duji believes the feet are portals to your body. JLR's colonoscopy is scheduled. Are you the father? Would Rover be happy for Duji if she had a boyfriend? Rachel in sales doesn't believe Rover is obsessed with Duji. Rover believes most actors are gay. The soundtrack of the doom scroll generation. Looks maxxing. Video shows a man's hat and wig being removed. Hatfsihing. Gen Z wants to embrace physical media instead of streaming. Transgender sex worker was arrested after an altercation with a man. Police drones. Who wouldn't Charlie have sex with? This is the year of the crack. HOA fees. Circle K has filed a lawsuit against an employee who tried to claim a winning lottery ticket. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duji believes the feet are portals to your body. JLR's colonoscopy is scheduled. Are you the father? Would Rover be happy for Duji if she had a boyfriend? Rachel in sales doesn't believe Rover is obsessed with Duji. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.