Rover's Morning Glory

How to get out of jury duty. The El Salvador mega prison promotional video. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Would you like to be woken up to take medicine? What does Tomas do at his training sessions? Was JLR wearing woman's underwear in those Snoopy pants? Man held captive for twenty years by his stepmother. Charlie is taking Ozempic and barfing all the time. Rover has been tracking his weight for five years. How much will the stranded astronauts get paid? Rover noticed Krystle has a ton of gray hair. People are blaming Aubrey Plaza for her late husband's death. Mugshot goes viral after a woman was arrested for speeding. A Body in the Snow: The Trial of Karen Read. A mandatory sexual orientation and gender identity questionnaire for newborn babies. Rover is wearing his red-light therapy mask. The most painful ways to die. A study says plunge pools are not beneficial. How would ChatGPT analyze Krystle and Skinny's text messages? Problem with Gia's phone.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Who wants to be woken up to take medicine? What exactly does Tomas do all day at the training center? Was JLR wearing woman's underwear in those Snoopy pants? Man held captive for twenty years by his stepmother.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Charlie is taking Ozempic and barfing all the time. Rover has been tracking his weight for five years. How much will the stranded astronauts get paid? Rover noticed Krystle has a ton of gray hair. People are blaming Aubrey Plaza for her late husband's death.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mugshot goes viral after a woman was arrested for speeding. A Body in the Snow: The Trial of Karen Read. A mandatory sexual orientation and gender identity questionnaire for newborn babies. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rover is wearing his red-light therapy mask. The most painful ways to die. A study says plunge pools are not beneficial. How would ChatGPT analyze Krystle and Skinny's text messages? Problem with Gia's phone.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Keeping a sticker on a new hat. Duji's mom would lay out clothes for her to wear. JLR's next scaling is Saturday. O Cinema theater threatened with eviction over movie screenings of the controversial documentary, No Other Land. Vandalism at Tesla dealerships. President Donald Trump's approval rating is up. Mark Rober made a video testing Tesla self-driving cars versus a lidar scanning vehicle. Snitzer has a handheld Lidar scanner. Man arrested for wielding a gun at karaoke. Deshaun Watson got engaged and bought his fiancé a 20-carat diamond ring. Duji thinks he did not spend enough. Pilot who was fired after being caught doing cocaine off a woman's breasts gets rehired by a cargo plane. Man fired after his inappropriate actions at his company's 100th anniversary party. Bert Kreischer joins the show to talk about his new special, Lucky. Body language and lip reader experts. Stephen A. Smith's comments on Bronny James. Rover is going to the inter Miami game. Director, Carl Erik Rinsch, is accused of cheating Netflix out of $11 million. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Keeping a sticker on a new hat. Duji's mom would lay out clothes for her to wear. JLR's next scaling is Saturday. O Cinema theater threatened with eviction over movie screenings of the controversial documentary, No Other Land. Vandalism at Tesla dealerships. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

President Donald Trump's approval rating is up. Mark Rober made a video testing Tesla self-driving cars versus a lidar scanning vehicle. Snitzer has a handheld Lidar scanner. Man arrested for wielding a gun at karaoke. Deshaun Watson got engaged and bought his fiancé a 20-carat diamond ring. Duji thinks he did not spend enough. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pilot who was fired after being caught doing cocaine off a woman's breasts gets rehired by a cargo plane. Man fired after his inappropriate actions at his company's 100th anniversary party. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bert Kreischer joins the show to talk about his new special, Lucky. Body language and lip reader experts. Stephen A. Smith's comments on Bronny James. Rover is going to the inter Miami game. Director, Carl Erik Rinsch, is accused of cheating Netflix out of $11 million. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How did everyone's St. Patrick's Day end? Acid reflux. A drug used to cure restless leg syndrome can cause deviant sexual behavior including pedophilia. Gen Z complaining about prescribed antidepressants lowering their sex drive. Charlie ordered boner mints after he couldn't stay at attention. JLR got his taxes done. Tracy Morgan was wheeled away at Madison Square Garden after puking at his seat during Knicks game. Charlie fell asleep outside. B2 says Rover is a different person when he drinks. SNL sketch "coupla beers" with Shane Gillis. Rover is trying to figure out the easiest way to watch baseball games. Bachelor alum, Sean Lowe, was attacked by his own dog multiple times. FDA is not happy about a company trying to develop injectable cannabis. Governor of Texas has introduced a bill to ban barking, meowing and other ‘non-human behavior’ in schools. Duji met kids dressed as furries at a birthday party. Rover would pretend to be a butler and a tiger. Krystle farted in front of her boyfriend.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How did everyone's St. Patrick's Day end? Acid reflux. A drug used to cure restless leg syndrome can cause deviant sexual behavior including pedophilia. Gen Z complaining about prescribed antidepressants lowering their sex drive. Charlie ordered boner mints after he couldn't stay at attention.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

JLR got his taxes done. Tracy Morgan was wheeled away at Madison Square Garden after puking at his seat during Knicks game. Charlie fell asleep outside. B2 says Rover is a different person when he drinks. SNL sketch "coupla beers" with Shane Gillis. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rover is trying to figure out the easiest way to watch baseball games. Bachelor alum, Sean Lowe, was attacked by his own dog multiple times.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FDA is not happy about a company trying to develop injectable cannabis. Governor of Texas has introduced a bill to ban barking, meowing and other ‘non-human behavior’ in schools. Duji met kids dressed as furries at a birthday party. Rover would pretend to be a butler and a tiger. Krystle farted in front of her boyfriend.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

JLR was late. Week 3 of “the cough.” Duji thought a customer was a store employee. Rover thinks him and his father-in-law are similar. Corey wants to go to Turkey for a hair transplant. Drinking games. Jeffrey can do something Rover cannot. Convulsing at the strip club. Busker in Dublin upset by people rubbing statue Molly Malone's breasts. JLR was seen out in the wild in snoopy pajama pants. The show plays a drinking game to celebrate St. Patrick's Day.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The show plays a drinking game to celebrate St. Patrick's Day!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

JLR was late. Week 3 of “the cough.” Duji thought a customer was a store employee. Rover thinks him and his father-in-law are similar. Corey wants to go to Turkey for a hair transplant. Drinking games. Jeffrey can do something Rover cannot.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Convulsing at the strip club. Busker in Dublin upset by people rubbing statue Molly Malone's breasts. JLR was seen out in the wild in snoopy pajama pants.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The shows goes over the rules of their drinking game. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rover says "mmm" at a suspicious time. Tomas testing to find out what his skills are to get a job. JLR went to Winking Lizard, remembers to turn his mic on, and the show finds out what was fixed on his car. People are upset with Charlie over aerating and what a lawn roller does. Drinking game Monday. Puke and rally. A middle school student was suspended from school for allegedly wearing "blackface" to a football game. Dad rescues daughter from sex traffickers. 14-year-old Enci "Aubrey" Wu has been missing for over sixty days. Duji runs a red light to get away from an angry driver. Woman blasted a man with a fire extinguisher who walked up to her car. Truck drivers are upset by Duji's comments. Helicopter crash in Portage Lakes. Why Charlie doesn't go to SXSW anymore. Snitzer is reluctant to show off his shaved head. Men are going to Turkey to get hair transplants. Trip to Turkey for Snitzer to get a hair transplant. It is tax filing day. The show tries Tomas' Dr. Pepper and chocolate milk concoction. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rover says "mmm" at a suspicious time. Tomas testing to find out what his skills are to get a job. JLR went to Winking Lizard, remembers to turn his mic on, and the show finds out what was fixed on his car. People are upset with Charlie over aerating and what a lawn roller does. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Drinking game Monday. Puke and rally. A middle school student was suspended from school for allegedly wearing "blackface" to a football game. Dad rescues daughter from sex traffickers. 14-year-old Enci "Aubrey" Wu has been missing for over sixty days. Duji drives through a red light to get away from a crazy driver. Woman blasted a man with a fire extinguisher who walked up to her car.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Truck drivers are upset by Duji's comments. A helicopter crashed in Portage Lakes. Why Charlie doesn't go to SXSW anymore. Snitzer is reluctant to show off his shaved head. Men are going to Turkey to get hair transplants.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Trip to Turkey for Snitzer to get a hair transplant. It is tax filing day. The show tries Tomas' Dr. Pepper chocolate milk concoction. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jeffrey's first original phrase. Rover has his own theories on what happened to Gabby Petito. JLR has two words for this lady. Jeffrey walked home from the fence company. Talking to yourself. What did the mechanic say about JLR's car? Jeffrey was seen at a rest stop deleting call logs. Rover toured Audio-Technica's facility and everyone on the show got new headphones. Today is Val-Ray's birthday and the anniversary of Jeffrey's moms passing. The woman who claims to have been raped by P. Diddy and Jay-Z says the lawyer pressured her to sue. Gloria Allred takes 75% of her victims' winnings. Snitz gets the first pair of headphones. Lead singer of En Vogue lives in her car. Former UFC fighter, BJ Penn, makes bizarre claims about how his mother. Charlie watched the Ruby Franke docuseries and was upset by the husband not doing anything to help the kids. MMA fighter Bryce Mitchell defends the comments he made about the Earth being flat. The giants built the pyramids. Good vibrations. Bryce Mitchell believes Hitler was a good guy and that Christians don't charge interest. Charlie investigates the reason for the jackhammering sound.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jeffrey's first original phrase. Rover has his own theories on what happened to Gabby Petito. JLR has two words for this lady. Jeffrey walked home from the fence company. Talking to yourself. What did the mechanic say about JLR's car? Deleting call logs.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jeffrey met the saleswoman who just got engaged. Rover toured Audio-Technica's facility and everyone on the show got new headphones. Today is Val-Ray's birthday and the anniversary of Jeffrey's moms passing. The woman who claims to have been raped by P. Diddy and Jay-Z says the lawyer pressured her to sue. Gloria Allred takes 75% of her victims' winnings.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Snitz gets the first pair of headphones. Lead singer of En Vogue lives in her car. Former UFC fighter, BJ Penn, makes bizarre claims about how his mother. Charlie watched the Ruby Franke docuseries and was upset by the husband not doing anything to help the kids. MMA fighter Bryce Mitchell defends the comments he made about the Earth being flat. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The giants built the pyramids. Good vibrations. Bryce Mitchell believes Hitler was a good guy and that Christians don't charge interest. Charlie investigates the reason for the jackhammering sound.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duji is still coughing. Unplugging dashcams. Trump supports Tesla. Duji needed to let JLR in because he doesn't have his key card. Jeffrey's car broke down on the way to the fence company. Can Rover go five days without a car? Acidnine ideas. Four people have been charged with the death of the 5-year-old who died in a hyperbaric chamber explosion. Widow sues hotel after her husband was found dead after having a prostitute in his hotel room. A few used cars Rover can buy for JLR. insurance costs. An embalmer in Texas is in trouble for stabbing a corpse in the groin, cutting off the genitals, and stuffing it into the corpse's mouth. Rover had the Yarbo map the yard. Rover's door trim doesn't match. Does Jeffrey know what being a "muff diver" means? How much does Rover pay for car insurance annually for his one vehicle in Florida? Andrew Tate.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A few used cars Rover can buy for JLR. How much does Jeffrey's car insurance cost? An embalmer in Texas is in trouble for stabbing a corpse in the groin, cutting off the genitals, and stuffing it into the corpse's mouth. Rover had the Yarbo map the yard.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duji is still coughing. Unplugging dashcams. Trump supports Tesla. Duji needed to let JLR in because he doesn't have his key card. Jeffrey's car broke down on the way to the fence company.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Can Rover go five days without a car? Acidnine ideas. Four people have been charged with the death of the 5-year-old who died in a hyperbaric chamber explosion. Widow sues hotel after her husband was found dead after having a prostitute in his hotel room.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rover's door trim doesn't match. Does Jeffrey know what being a "muff diver" means? How much does Rover pay for car insurance annually for his one vehicle in Florida? Andrew Tate.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Beachball head. Who's got the button? Are JLR's tires bald? Does Duji have walking pneumonia? Against Me lead singer performs a radical song at Bernie Sanders fighting the oligarchy rally. The Satanic Verses. JLR makes an announcement. Someone on the show has a coolant leak. A 20-year-old missing Pitt student was last seen at Riu Republic Resort in Punta Cana. Wendy Williams asks for help. Rover found a scratch on his car and is playing detective to figure out how it happened. Is Duji trying to drive a wedge between Rover and B2? Duji is spotting. The director of Human Centipede made another movie five years ago that will not be released. Duji lied about her age. Snitzer and his wife sleep in a queen size bed. High school track runner is hit with a baton in the back of the head. Did you hear that?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Beachball head. Who's got the button? Are JLR's tires bald? Does Duji have walking pneumonia? Against Me lead singer performs a radical song at Bernie Sanders fighting the oligarchy rally. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Satanic Verses. JLR makes an announcement. Someone on the show has a coolant leak. A 20-year-old missing Pitt student was last seen at Riu Republic Resort in Punta Cana.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wendy Williams asks for help. Rover found a scratch on his car and is playing detective to figure out how it happened.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is Duji trying to drive a wedge between Rover and B2? Duji is spotting. The director of Human Centipede made another movie five years ago that will not be released. Duji lied about her age. Snitzer and his wife sleep in a queen size bed. High school track runner is hit with a baton in the back of the head. Did you hear that?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

JLR has a headlight out and made an appointment to have his taxes done. Talking pet buttons. Charlie went to a dog brunch. The cause of Gene Hackman and his wife's death. Video of a woman applying a prosthetic lip has a detail the show missed. Bill Belichick was seen walking with help from his girlfriend. Duji says there should be a law against dating someone with such a large age gap. Comedy club banning Botox faced audience members. Nose picking. Duji believes all food preparation is done while people are wearing gloves. My Chemical Romance drummer, Bob Bryar, autopsy report has been released. Charlie has done duster and nitrous. Mickey 17. JLR's dinner date had an unexpected dilemma. Rover's weekend getaway was filled with a bar crawl, cigar bar, and the hiccups. The deplorable state of the bathrooms. A man and his girlfriend have been charged with first degree murder after a teenager went missing in Florida. No updates on bankruptcy box. Yarbos are catching fire. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

JLR has a headlight out and made an appointment to have his taxes done. Talking pet buttons. Charlie went to a dog brunch.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The cause of Gene Hackman and his wife's death. Video of a woman applying a prosthetic lip has a detail the show missed. Bill Belichick was seen walking with help from his girlfriend. Duji says there should be a law against dating someone with such a large age gap. A comedy club is banning Botox faced audience members.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nose picking. Duji believes all food preparation is done while people are wearing gloves. My Chemical Romance drummer, Bob Bryar, autopsy report has been released. Charlie has done duster and nitrous. Mickey 17. JLR's dinner date had an unexpected dilemma. Rover's weekend getaway was filled with a bar crawl, cigar bar, and the hiccups.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Charlie has cleaned himself up. Does Jeffrey remember Sarah from the Fox's Den? Maintenance was in Rover's office trying to figure out what happened. How did JLR's tax hearing go? NYC police officer appeared in a rap video as a stripper. Rover reads rap lyrics. A study proves animals have emergency response capabilities. Rover fell asleep on the floor and his cat bit him. Rover has moved all his money out of his stocks. Research shows women who haven't had sex once a week are 70% more likely to die in the next five years and the opposite is said for men. Is Duji secretly dating? Two have been charged in the death of three men found frozen to death outside of their friend's home in Missouri. Man in California receives probation after viciously attacking a woman in front of her teenage daughter. JLR wants to go on a movie date with his wife. The stock martlet is down. Charlie is watching movies that were nominated for best picture. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Charlie has cleaned himself up. Does Jeffrey remember Sarah from the Fox's Den? Maintenance was in Rover's office trying to figure out what happened. How did JLR's tax hearing go? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

NYC police officer appeared in a rap video as a stripper. Rover reads rap lyrics. A study proves animals have emergency response capabilities. Rover fell asleep on the floor and his cat bit him.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rover has moved all his money out of his stocks. Research shows women who haven't had sex once a week are 70% more likely to die in the next five years and the opposite is said for men. Is Duji secretly dating? Two have been charged in the death of three men found frozen to death outside of their friend's home in Missouri. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Man in California receives probation after viciously attacking a woman in front of her teenage daughter. JLR wants to go on a movie date with his wife. The stock market is down. Charlie is watching movies that were nominated for best picture. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.