Rough Night Movie Podcast

After 6 years, 12 seasons, and nearly 200 episode, the end is here. Thank you all for such a lovely experience. Thank you for the love. Thank you for coming along with this little podcast that could. We hope we gave you some good memories and gave you a little love and warmth. See you next time. Email: [email protected]

A times, they are a changing. A real shame we're ending this podcast before the series is ended..... so sad. I guess we'll just have to deal with never watching the end of this journey...... oh noooooo. How ever will we cope? Honestly though, it is a bit strange knowing we won't be doing this any more. Emailj: [email protected]

But if she bear a maid child, then she shall be unclean two weeks, as in her separation: and she shall continue in the blood of her purifying threescore and six days. - Leviticus 12:5 Email: [email protected]

At a lodging place on the way, the Lord met Moses and was about to kill him. But Zipporah took a flint knife, cut off her son’s foreskin and touched Moses’ feet with it. “Surely you are a bridegroom of blood to me,” she said. So the Lord let him alone. - Exodus 4:24–26 Email: [email protected]

From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some boys came out of the town and jeered at him. “Get out of here, baldy!” they said. “Get out of here, baldy!” He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the Lord. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled 42 of the boys. - 2 Kings 2:23,24 Email: [email protected]

At a lodging place on the way, the Lord met Moses and was about to kill him. But Zipporah took a flint knife, cut off her son’s foreskin and touched Moses’ feet with it. “Surely you are a bridegroom of blood to me,” she said. So the Lord let him alone. - Exodus 4:24–26 Email: [email protected]

22 They were inside enjoying themselves. But some of the evil men who lived in the city surrounded the house. They pounded on the door. They shouted to the old man who owned the house. They said, “Bring out the man who came to your house. We want to have s*x with him.” 23 The owner of the house went outside. He said to them, “No, my friends. Don’t do such an evil thing. This man is my guest. So don’t do this terrible thing. 24 Look, here is my virgin daughter. And here’s the Levite’s concubine. I’ll bring them out to you now. You can have them. Do to them what you want to. But don’t do such a terrible thing to this man. - Judges 19 Email: [email protected]

If two men, a man and his countryman, are struggling together, and the wife of one comes near to deliver her husband from the hand of the one who is striking him, and puts out her hand and seizes his genitals, then you shall cut off her hand; you shall not show pity. - Deuteronomy 25:11-12 Email: [email protected]

20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. 21 So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled. - Ezekiel 23:20-21 Email: [email protected]

To the woman he said, “I will make your pains in childbearing very severe; with painful labor you will give birth to children. Your desire will be for your husband, and he will rule over you.” - Genesis 3:16 [email protected]

“No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord.” - Deuteronomy 23:1 Email: [email protected]

Then he asked her, “What’s with you?” She said, “This woman said to me, ‘Give up your son so we may eat him today, and tomorrow we’ll eat my son.’ (29) So we boiled my son and ate him. The next day I said to her, ‘Give up your son so we may eat him,’ but she had hidden her son.” - 2 Kings 6:28–29 [email protected]

"Do not conform to the pattern of this world, but be transformed by the renewing of your mind. Then you will be able to test and approve what God’s will is—His good, pleasing and perfect will." — Romans 12:2 Oh also we have a lovely guest this week that we enjoyed very much. Teehee. Email: [email protected]

Wow, with only 3 movies in the series, we were sick of it so fast. This season really is going to be rough, huh? Email: [email protected]

We have started our final season of torture. And boy did this movie torture us. A sequel to a movie about dating to honor god, somehow ended up about watching a family deal with tragedy after tragedy. Christianity barley even plays a part in this movie. Email: [email protected]

For some reason, we all remember this movie being really good. It.... it was not. Maybe because it was fun fairy tales? Or, cool monsters? No idea. It was a least fun to make fun of. And Heath Ledger was great. Email: [email protected]

The start of our last preseason. I hope you all have enjoyed our journey. Join us as we march on to the end of this chapter. Email: [email protected]

Down below, we see a group of ants carrying a boulder up an incline. One worker ants slips, and the boulder rolls down, crushing his leg. The other ants rush over -- it looks like they're going to help their fallen comrade, but instead, they climb right over him, and pick up the boulder, continuing with their task. MOTIVATIONAL COUNSELLOR You see? Being an ant is being able to say, "Hey -- I'm meaningless, you're meaningless." Z But -- but I've always felt life was about finding meaning...and then sharing it with someone special, someone you love. The motivational counsellor puts his arm on Z's shoulder...he seems to understand... Email: [email protected]

MOTIVATIONAL COUNSELLOR (incredibly "up") Z, we're part of the fastest growing species in the whole world! The counsellor rolls down a chart from the wall. An arrow shows ant population going up, up, up. MOTIVATIONAL COUNSELLOR Ask me why we're so successful. Z Why are we so successful? MOTIVATIONAL COUNSELLOR I'm glad you asked me that question! The motivational counsellor opens some blinds...and we see a vista of the ant-filled chamber below. MOTIVATIONAL COUNSELLOR What do you see out there? Z ...Ants... MOTIVATIONAL COUNSELLOR Right! Ants! Millions of creatures, each with his assigned task, all pulling together! Email: [email protected]

MOTIVATIONAL COUNSELLOR (enthusiastic) Terrific! You should feel insignificant! For the first time, we see the ant MOTIVATIONAL COUNSELLOR. He's a mixture of Tony Robbins and Ron Popiel (the hyperactive late-night TV huckster, and founder of "Ronco"). Z ...I should? MOTIVATIONAL COUNSELLOR (hopping around enthusiastically) YES!!! You know, people ask me, "Doctor, why are you always happy?" And I tell them it's mind over matter. I don't mind that I don't matter! Do you get it? Do you get it? Z gives a fake smile. Email: [email protected]

Our gratitude to everyone who showed up to this years' charity event can not be properly expressed. Everyone who got their friends to show up or donated or donated themselves or even just stopped by to say hey, you all are the reason we were able to hit our goal. Thank you. Kyle will be doing a livestream to select the person who will choose the color of his beard hair and then both he and Bryce will do a livestream of the process before the beginning of next season. Follow our socials to stay up to date. Oh and Nicole was our lovely guest for this beautiful event! Email: [email protected]

INT. MOTIVATIONAL COUNSELLOR'S OFFICE - DAY We join Z, a worker ant with issues. He's lying on a couch, recounting his woes. Z I feel...isolated. Different. I've got abandonment issues. My father flew away when I was just a larva. My mother didn't have much time for me...when you have five million siblings, it's difficult to get attention. (pause) I feel physically inadequate -- I've never been able to lift more than ten times my own weight. Sometimes I think I'm just not cut out to be a worker. But I don't have any other options. I was assigned to trade school when I was just a grub. The whole system just...makes me feel...insignificant. Email: [email protected]

...and into the MAIN CHAMBER of the colony, a huge, teeming vista that seems to stretch away forever, filled with ants rushing here and there on their business. We see -- a "traffic cop" directing foot traffic, waving his arms like crazy so both sides move at once -- a column of soldier ants marching along in formation -- a chain of ants letting down a matchbox elevator filled with workers. Z (V.O.) ...which is kind of a problem, since I've always felt uncomfortably in crowds. Email: [email protected]

Z (O.S.) (over a dark screen) All my life, I've lived and worked in the big city... We see: EXT. AN ANT MOUND - DAY The camera swoops towards the entrance, then dives inside, past a couple of tough-looking soldier ants who stand at the gates of the ant colony like insect bouncers...into an access tunnel that snakes this way and that, past a row of ants plodding along... Email: [email protected]

We had a lovely time with our lovely boy watching a lovely movie. Well..... the movie was alright. Some of us liked it way better than others. Anyway, hope you're having a lovely day. Email: [email protected]

We are a little torn on this movie as a podcast. Some of the hosts were moved to tears by it, others..... thought it was pretty good. Either way, we had a blast! Email: [email protected]

Half of this podcast has not seen this movie before. Those individuals didn't realize how funny it would be. This movie is the definition of a classic and we had a wonderful time watching and talking about it with you buddy Rex. Email: [email protected]

OH god! We were supposed to watch good movies this season! What happened!? Someone save us before we go down another unending pile of trash! Email: [email protected]

The composer used his knowledge of synthesizers and was able to present many cues in a mock-up form before he recorded them with the Seattle Symphony. This is information that Kyle has decided needed sharing. Email: [email protected]

This movie is so good. If you haven't seen it, please do. It has shot up into one of Kyle's favorite movies of all time. Jonas made a good pick!! [email protected]

We're back with a new season and a new gimmick. This holiday season we decided to watch actually good movies. And who better to watch our first one with then with our bestie, Pedro! Email: [email protected]

The last of pre season for season 11! And..... listen, this was almost a really good movie. Instead they made another forgettable 'horror' movie. Email: [email protected]

This, why do they keep doing this? Stop. If any Hollywood executives are reading this, please stop remaking movies. We've done it. We've made them all. Just... make new stuff.... for the love of god! MAKE NEW STUFF! Email: [email protected]

Glad to be back. Good to see you. We've missed you. Hope you like the same shit of us talking about nothing for over an hour and then kinda talking about the movie of the week. Email: [email protected]

We will never be able to fully express how much we appreciate each and every induvial who is part of this podcast. From our guests to our usuals in chat to everyone who listens to the podcast on their commute. You all are loved and we want to keep doing this with y'all for a very very long time. We hope your summer is going swimmingly and we can't wait to see you for Season 11. To keep in touch with us all at once, we have a new Discord Server we're using as our community hub! All announcements that deal with everyone in our little internet family, will be nicely organized there. Link in all Pretend Monkey socials as well as in the about section on our Twitch. Email: [email protected]

What's up? What is up. What is up! What's up. Email: [email protected]

The most chaotic and disjointed episode we've done in a while. Sometimes it's like that. Sometimes one of the members of your chat says something that creates an actual divide between a few of the hosts. Email: [email protected]

Every person in this movie is a cloud. Not in a way that's like a cars situation where clouds have taken on human personalities. No, full walking around humanoids are just.... clouds. I have no other way of explaining it. Also it has no relation to the Disney movie Brave. Enjoy. Email: [email protected]

No we are not gaslighting you. This is Aladdin. The one we all saw as children and cherish to this day. Oh, you don't believe us? I guess you'll have to listen to the episode to find out. Email: [email protected] AOC Petition: bit.ly/aocpetition https://abortionfunds.org/

This movie is the perfect conclusion to this journey we've forced ourselves on. It has been decided that this is the best of the Breen films. However, it's the same story!!! Anyway, we had fun. Enjoy! Email: [email protected]

Twisted Pair? What a pair. Does anyone actually understand these movies? Like fully? Not just on a basic plot level? I think..... I think we're actually going insane watching these films. Email: [email protected]

This movie can genuinely not be explained. It's... it's the most nothing movie ever to exist. Nothing happened, yet it felt like so much happened. Somebody please help us. Email: [email protected]

This insane movie wasn't enough to keep us from making new friends this season. The wonderful BabyyyRat joined us for one hell of an episode. Email: [email protected]

This movie is insane and from what we understand, it only gets worse. A movie we were almost not able to do because we couldn't find a single way to watch it. Lucky for you all, and not so much for us, we've got every one of Neil Breen's 'masterpieces'. Hope you enjoy our suffering. Email: [email protected]

What more is there to say.... It's about the murder of a dude who said he's the child of God. We watched it. And got sad. Email: [email protected]

A movie that teaches little girls that the only thing they have to look forward to as a woman, is marrying a man. As long as he asks your dad first. Email: [email protected]

Allison made a whoopsie this week and thought this show was a movie.... it is not. But we watched it anyway. Was a lot of fun! Email: [email protected]

Allison takes us back through her childhood to share with us one of here favorite movies. While some of us wouldn't call this a masterpiece, it WAS fun as hell. It was also so delightful to have Allison share her fond memories with her mother around this movie. Warm feeling all around. Email: [email protected]

This episode is the wildest one in a bit. This movie really did a number on us. Seems like there's a reason you can't find it legally. That being said, we had a hell of a time! Hope you enjoy! Email: [email protected]

Soooo Kyle didn't like this one at all. But the rest of the crew loved and or thoroughly enjoyed themselves. We also had the honor of having one of our besties on to talk about why this movie is a masterpiece. Enjoy! Email: [email protected]