Roommate From Hell

"Oh Lord I pray thee, do exactly as your son Jesus wouldst have done, and send away these prostitutes and tax collectors!"Transcript---Written and produced by Tim Mucci, Nick Douglas, and Serena Berman---Featuring: Serena Berman as Claire Sarah Jes Austell as BeaTim Mucci as SurgatSagan Chen as FayeOlivia Abiassi as NancyIsabelle Barbier as GraceAJ Ditty as GlennBrendan Dalton as LawrenceKarsten Otto as SidrielNick Douglas as The AtheistJake Beckhard as Carl SaganAdditional voices by Serena Berman, Nick Douglas, and Karsten Otto---Edit, sound design, and mix by Levi SharpeRecorded at Fortunate Horse Studio and Spaceman Sound in Brooklyn, New YorkTheme song composed by Jason Oberholtzer and performed by John GirgusOutro theme by SybsArt by Andrea Sparacio and Mike Mucci

"So she caught fire a couple of times. Who are you, C.P.S.?"TranscriptWritten and produced by Tim Mucci, Nick Douglas, and Serena Berman with additional writing by Dan KingFeaturing:Serena Berman as Claire Sarah Jes Austell as BeaTim Mucci as SurgatJenny Gorelick as Chastity GoodthingsNick Douglas as SiriAJ Ditty as the Ruth’s ChriskeeperSagan Chen as ChunkyIsabelle Barbier as the HeroineOlivia Abiassi as GrandmaEdit, sound design, and mix by Levi SharpeRecorded at Fortunate Horse Studio and Spaceman Sound in Brooklyn, New YorkTheme song composed by Jason Oberholtzer and performed by John GirgusOutro theme by SybsArt by Andrea Sparacio and Mike MucciWebsite: roommatefromhell.ripEmail: [email protected]: @evilsitcomInstagram: @evilsitcom

"They are paid in bottle caps! With which we are quite flush!"TranscriptWritten and produced by Tim Mucci, Nick Douglas, and Serena Berman, with story help by Dan KingFeaturing:Serena Berman as Claire Sarah Jes Austell as BeaTim Mucci as Surgat and DougBrendan Dalton as MociferArielle Gonzalez as HannahJenny Gorelick as JoAdditional voices by Jake Beckhard, Serena Berman, Nick Douglas, Arielle Gonzalez, Jenny Gorelick, Tim Mucci, and Levi SharpeEdit, sound design, and mix by Levi SharpeRecorded at Fortunate Horse Studio in Brooklyn, New YorkTheme song composed by Jason Oberholtzer and performed by John GirgusOutro theme by SybsArt by Andrea Sparacio and Mike MucciWebsite: roommatefromhell.ripEmail: [email protected]: @evilsitcomInstagram: @evilsitcom

"Next time I see you, you'll be scouring Lucifer's mouth toilet!"TranscriptWritten and produced by Tim Mucci, Nick Douglas, and Serena BermanFeaturing:Serena Berman as Claire Sarah Jes Austell as BeaJason Oberholtzer as Todd and VassagoJenny Gorelick as SophiaTim Mucci as SurgatTara Pacheco as AstarteBrendan Dalton as Scott from Green Mountain Energy Additional voices by Jake Beckhard, AJ Ditty, Nick Douglas, Arielle Gonzalez, Jenny Gorelick, Karsten Otto, and Levi SharpeEdit, sound design, and mix by Levi SharpeRecorded at Fortunate Horse Studio in Brooklyn, New YorkTheme song composed by Jason Oberholtzer and performed by John GirgusOutro theme by SYBSAdditional Music by Jason OberholtzerArt by Andrea Sparacio and Mike MucciWebsite: roommatefromhell.ripEmail: [email protected]: @evilsitcomInstagram: @evilsitcom

Roommate From Hell returns June 1 with longer episodes and harsher consequences.TranscriptWeb: roommatefromhell.ripTwitter: @evilsitcomInstagram: @evilsitcom

Roommate From Hell is back from the dead.TranscriptWeb: roommatefromhell.ripTwitter: @evilsitcomInstagram: @evilsitcom

Speak of the devil. Roommate From Hell season 2 premieres soon, starring Serena Berman as Claire and introducing SJ Austell as Bea.

Oh ho ho, dost thou have a thirst for a libation? Perhaps a Yuengling on tap?TranscriptAnnouncements begin at 0:00. Episode begins at 3:39.Written and performed by Tim MucciFeaturing Levi Sharpe as youEditing, sound design, and mixing by Levi SharpeTheme by Jason OberholtzerOutro music by SYBSCover art by Andrea Sparacio Dark web: roommatefromhell.ripEmail: [email protected]: @evilsitcomInstagram: @evilsitcom

Bea and Claire commit a crime and do the time.Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1TzdTu7vD7pL9wCWK4jPRQlP0c9cylG346Hoi3cPAKdE/edit?usp=sharingWritten by Nick Douglas and Tim MucciFeaturing:Serena Berman as ClaireNatalie Walker as BeaTara Pacheco as the Time CourtEditing, sound design, and mixing by Levi SharpeTheme by Jason OberholtzerOutro music by SYBSCover art by Andrea Sparacio Transcripts by Adam Blanford Dark web: roommatefromhell.ripEmail: [email protected]: @evilsitcomInstagram: @evilsitcom

Eldritch slime leads to a neighbor's malaise.Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1vSkQDbDLrav67wtoIcAARz9cqh8VenQ4OSCz6NK5a04/edit?usp=sharingWritten by Nick Douglas and Tim MucciFeaturing:Serena Berman as ClaireNatalie Walker as BeaTim Mucci as Lucius SheenGita Jackson as VaniAlice Kors as KellyEditing, sound design, and mixing by Levi SharpeTheme by Jason OberholtzerOutro music by SYBSCover art by Andrea Sparacio Transcripts by Adam Blanford Dark web: roommatefromhell.ripEmail: [email protected]: @evilsitcomInstagram: @evilsitcom

You hacked G-d's voicemail and this is all you found.

He was working in his lab late one night when he and his assistant got into a fight.TranscriptWritten and performed by Tim MucciEditing, sound design, and mixing by Levi SharpeTheme by Jason OberholtzerOutro music by SYBSCover art by Andrea Sparacio Dark web: roommatefromhell.ripEmail: [email protected]: @evilsitcomInstagram: @evilsitcom

Bea and Claire go on the lam with Fred Foxy.Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ZLbRS_EWIq6N-RNZth0R5f676AAuXcv8lJ0vZBIKo3E/edit?usp=sharingWritten by Nick Douglas and Tim MucciFeaturing:Serena Berman as ClaireNatalie Walker as BeaJoe Rumrill as Fred FoxyTara Pacheco as Reginald the HunterLevi Sharpe as the GuardEditing, sound design, and mixing by Levi SharpeTheme by Jason OberholtzerOutro music by SYBSCover art by Andrea Sparacio Transcripts by Adam Blanford Dark web: roommatefromhell.ripEmail: [email protected]: @evilsitcomInstagram: @evilsitcom

The last thing you knew, you were doing some heavy necking with a pale Continental man.TranscriptWritten and performed by Nick DouglasEditing, sound design, and mixing by Levi SharpeTheme by Jason OberholtzerOutro music by SYBSCover art by Andrea Sparacio Dark web: roommatefromhell.ripEmail: [email protected]: @evilsitcomInstagram: @evilsitcom

Bea and Claire take a wrong turn at the floor lamps.Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1rdJvDyeg6ltZm5QjZ4XPRILJjQoPqbITBD_5UHA76oo/edit?usp=sharingWritten by Nick Douglas and Tim MucciFeaturing:Serena Berman as ClaireNatalie Walker as BeaJoe Rumrill as the MinotaurTara Pacheco as the worried momGita Jackson as Ikea customer Editing, sound design, and mixing by Levi SharpeTheme by Jason OberholtzerOutro music by SYBSCover art by Andrea Sparacio Transcripts by Adam Blanford Dark web: roommatefromhell.ripEmail: [email protected]: @evilsitcomInstagram: @evilsitcom

Claire's unemployment anxiety manifests itself in the fridge.Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1I5qqMvFd9yK7ObuvRNtUSbUPJfS_BCiGS61kw-DhBMk/edit?usp=sharingWritten by Nick Douglas and Tim MucciFeaturing:Serena Berman as ClaireNatalie Walker as Bea Editing, sound design, and mixing by Levi SharpeTheme by Jason OberholtzerOutro music by SYBSCover art by Andrea Sparacio Transcripts by Adam Blanford Dark web: roommatefromhell.ripEmail: [email protected]: @evilsitcomInstagram: @evilsitcom

Do not publish, seriously this time

Here's how an episode of Roommate From Hell is laid to rest. Featuring:Tim MucciNick DouglasLevi SharpeEditing, sound design, and mixing by Levi SharpeTheme by Jason OberholtzerOutro music by SYBSCover art by Andrea Sparacio Dark web: roommatefromhell.ripEmail: [email protected]: @evilsitcomInstagram: @evilsitcom

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Dreams used to be improv shows. Then the writers got involved.TranscriptWritten by Nick Douglas and Tim MucciFeaturing:Serena Berman as Bilquis and ClaireNatalie Walker as Yolf and BeaNick Douglas as JasherTim Mucci as PhotiniJordan Smith as Xantus of the Crimson EyeLiz Leimkuhler as LizatheeEditing, sound design, and mixing by Levi SharpeTheme by Jason OberholtzerOutro music by SYBSCover art by Andrea Sparacio Dark web: roommatefromhell.ripEmail: [email protected]: @evilsitcomInstagram: @evilsitcom

We told the witch we wanted higher metrics / Especially when we reach ep. 666 / She looked at my palm and she made a magic sign / She said "What you need is love potion sixty-nine"Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-WGNgfoZmSZ0tkBWE03MuLuulklcSnEAdOrIaBT3wAg/edit?usp=sharingWritten by Nick Douglas and Tim MucciFeaturing:Serena Berman as ClaireNatalie Walker as BeaTara Pacheco as Astarte Editing, sound design, and mixing by Levi SharpeTheme by Jason OberholtzerOutro music by SYBSCover art by Andrea SparacioTranscripts by Adam Blanford  Dark web: roommatefromhell.ripEmail: [email protected]: @evilsitcomInstagram: @evilsitcom

The call is coming from inside the phone.Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1nZl7561Z1FP36IvCFappYJOSbnwQaL8Q9dUpMX5Tccc/edit?usp=sharingWritten by Nick Douglas and Tim MucciFeaturing:Serena Berman as ClaireNatalie Walker as BeaNick Douglas as ScatEditing, sound design, and mixing by Levi Sharpe Theme by Jason OberholtzerOutro music by SYBSCover art by Andrea SparacioTranscripts by Adam Blanford  Dark web: roommatefromhell.ripEmail: [email protected]: @evilsitcomInstagram: @evilsitcom

Discover the secret rituals behind writing and recording Roommate From Hell!Featuring:Tim Mucci Nick Douglas Levi SharpeGo watch Jaywalk Cop: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GC62R_SfPSAEditing, sound design, and mixing by Levi Sharpe Theme song by Jason OberholtzerOutro music by SYBSCover art by Andrea Sparacio Dark web: roommatefromhell.ripEmail: [email protected]: @evilsitcomInstagram: @evilsitcom

Bea knows some humans.Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1HPDfvWsz6OnP2vi_oaDo23_iRZAcHHd3VwNDZI24-AA/edit?usp=sharingWritten by Nick Douglas and Tim MucciFeaturing:Serena Berman as ClaireNatalie Walker as BeaGita Jackson as LilithAlice Kors as EveEditing, sound design, and mixing by Levi Sharpe Theme by Jason Oberholtzer Outro music by SYBSCover art by Andrea SparacioTranscripts by Adam Blanford Dark web: roommatefromhell.ripEmail: [email protected]: @evilsitcomInstagram: @evilsitcom

It's the poker night episode. But with Magic.Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1IFWAlzz2tSG4EhCo09XgPbqEhei3s4EbofRM_KDErBU/edit?usp=sharingWritten by Nick Douglas and Tim MucciFeaturing:Serena Berman as ClaireNatalie Walker as BeaTara Pacheco as OyaNick Douglas as ZallaEditing, sound design, and mixing by Levi Sharpe Theme by Jason Oberholtzer Outro music by SYBSCover art by Andrea SparacioTranscripts by Adam Blanford Dark web: roommatefromhell.ripEmail: [email protected]: @evilsitcomIG: @evilsitcom

Witches be trippin’.TranscriptWritten by  Nick Douglas and Tim Mucci  Featuring: Serena Berman as Claire Natalie Walker as Bea Liz Leimkuhler as Hezkibah ThruppenceCaitlin Royal as Thirsty Witchand Surgat as himselfEditing, sound design, and mixing by Levi Sharpe Theme by  Jason Oberholtzer Outro music by SYBS Cover art by  Andrea Sparacio Dark web:  roommatefromhell.rip Email:  [email protected] Twitter: @evilsitcom IG: @evilsitcom 

How not to survive a horror movie.Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1LplwfFGO8ynuAok-FoXS1OaH1SJKuAo_vMp-rrTcTBw/edit?usp=sharingWritten by Nick Douglas and Tim Mucci  Featuring: Serena Berman as Claire Natalie Walker as Bea Joe Rumrill as Nate Gita Jackson as CaitlinTara Pacheco as Julia Nick Douglas as Brandon Editing, sound design, and mixing by Levi Sharpe Theme by Jason Oberholtzer Outro music by SYBS Cover art by Andrea Sparacio Transcripts by Adam Blanford Dark web: roommatefromhell.rip Email: [email protected] Twitter: @evilsitcom IG: @evilsitcom 

Every time we get in a room we end up talking about horror movies. The Roommate From Hell team talks about horror movies, haunted houses, and the Bunny Rabbit. We talk about: Mother! Hereditary King Paimon Halloween (2018) The Nun The Conjuring 2 Green Room Haunted soda machines What We Do in the Shadows Sleep No More Extreme Haunted Houses This Buzzfeed article Featuring: Serena Berman Natalie Walker Tim Mucci Nick Douglas Levi Sharpe Editing, sound design, and mixing by Levi Sharpe Theme song by Jason Oberholtzer Outro music by SYBS Cover art by Andrea Sparacio Dark web: roommatefromhell.rip Email: [email protected] Twitter: @evilsitcom Instagram: @evilsitcom

There once were two girls who'd gone drinking...Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1bDzSauiVdwWNnSn35_P-abcES-mYgQy52sC8ATxRfNc/edit?usp=sharingWritten by Nick Douglas and Tim MucciFeaturing:Serena Berman as ClaireNatalie Walker as BeaLevi Sharpe as the LeprechaunEditing, sound design, and mixing by Levi SharpeRecorded at Spaceman Sound ‏in Brooklyn, New YorkTheme song by Jason OberholtzerOutro music by SybsCover art by Andrea SparacioTranscripts by Adam BlanfordTwitter: @evilsitcomInstagram: @evilsitcomDark web: roommatefromhell.rip

The Roommate From Hell team talks about the history of the show, who originally played Bea and why we had to replace them twice before the pilot aired, and where else you can see co-stars Serena and Natalie.Discussed:God Friended Me trailerJCrew Crew by Meghan O'NeillStrong auditions for weak female roles by Natalie WalkerPhantom of the Opera recap by Natalie Walker A Woman Got Kicked Off Of Yelp After Posting A Bunch Of Reviews Of Her Dates Interview about Sex Friends with Serena BermanChinatown Soup performance and art spaceSet It Up on NetflixUpcoming events at 54 Below / Nightmare Before Christmas: The Concert in 2017Outro music by SYBS

Every day is the same. And then they start repeating.Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1k4PxrOu2EF-r1FWIjZOudUJUlj2mL5JbkTBRhM3fANU/edit?usp=sharingWritten by Nick Douglas and Tim MucciFeaturing:Serena Berman as ClaireNatalie Walker as BeaBeth Griffenhagen as GabiJordan Smith as Scott from Boston CollegeNick Douglas as EvanTim Mucci as DougEditing, sound design, and mixing by Levi SharpeRecorded at Spaceman Sound ‏in Brooklyn, New YorkTheme song by Jason OberholtzerOutro music by: SybsCover art by Andrea SparacioTranscripts by Adam BlanfordDark web: roommatefromhell.ripTwitter: @evilsitcomInstagram: @evilsitcom

The mothman predicted it would fly toward that light!Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/15FNiTIH0Jkh7nrWfXU2wp3FApWkrbCj_zDSN9B6cwa4/edit?usp=sharingWritten by Nick Douglas and Tim Mucci Starring:Serena Berman as ClaireNatalie Walker as BeaLiz Leimkuhler as the demon PazuzuJordan Smith and Tim Mucci as two unfortunate exorcists Editing, sound design, mixing, and "blub blub" noises by Levi SharpeRecorded at Headgum Studios in Brooklyn, New YorkTheme song by Jason OberholtzerCover art by Andrea SparacioTranscripts by Adam Blanford Twitter: @evilsitcomIG: @evilsitcomDark web: roommatefromhell.rip

Bea is proud of her organ skills.Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/10XmCkK8YI1kZAnIKScKkFfQ5ujX09lnYpB2v-dDIah4/edit?usp=sharingWritten by Nick Douglas and Tim MucciStarring:Serena Berman as ClaireNatalie Walker as BeaHalle Kiefer as E.D.E.Nick Douglas as E.B.E. Editing, sound design, and mixing by Levi SharpeRecorded at Spaceman SoundTheme song by Jason OberholtzerCover art by Andrea Sparacio Transcripts by Adam BlanfordTwitter: @evilsitcomIG: @evilsitcomDark web: roommatefromhell.rip

Ride shares are more trouble than they’re worth.Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/19fs8DO4C8g5m0relt5WbWD1r96eg3wbWBPj7zMGyY9Y/edit?usp=sharingWritten by Nick Douglas and Tim MucciStarring:Serena Berman as ClaireNatalie Walker as BeaHalle Kiefer as Amber LucasNick Douglas as the angel AzraelEditing, sound design, and mixing by Levi SharpeRecorded at Spaceman Sound ‏in Brooklyn, New YorkTheme song by Jason OberholtzerCover art by Andrea SparacioTranscripts by Adam BlanfordTwitter: @evilsitcomIG: @evilsitcomDark web: roommatefromhell.rip

Claire helps Bea with an errand.Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Ktp8PT1RyABmCqpr5lF3T_e2-9XxZuKxdABzPYuDB7o/edit?usp=sharingWritten by Nick Douglas and Tim MucciFeaturing:Serena Berman as ClaireNatalie Walker as BeaHalle Kiefer as an old man dyingLeviathan Sharpe as his inconsolable sonEditing, sound design, and mixing by Levi Sharpe  Recorded at Spaceman Sound ‏in Brooklyn, New York Theme song by Jason OberholtzerCover art by Andrea SparacioTranscripts by Adam Blanford Twitter: @evilsitcomIG: @evilsitcomDark web: roommatefromhell.rip

A B C. Always Be suCking.Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1s81CGx10EEa6EOFz0hKmBUROWjXaCIkaTKFCqIrFblI/edit?usp=sharingWritten by Nick Douglas and Tim MucciSerena Berman as ClaireNatalie Walker as BeaNick Douglas as Vali MacedonskiTim Mucci as Elder ShumwayEditing, sound design, and mixing by Levi SharpeRecorded at Spaceman Sound ‏in Brooklyn, New York Theme song by Jason OberholtzerCover art by Andrea SparacioTranscripts by Adam BlanfordTwitter: @evilsitcomInstagram: @evilsitcomDark web: roommatefromhell.rip

Bea slips into something more comfortable.Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1WsdP-IW7iWDS1cLXWvnp1LJBy3WPVz3s7dmbgPB3cq8/edit?usp=sharingWritten by Nick Douglas and Tim MucciFeaturing:Serena Berman as ClaireNatalie Walker as BeaJordan Smith as BeaLiz Leimkuhler as Bea Editing, sound design, and mixing by Levi SharpeRecorded at HeadGum in Brooklyn, New YorkTheme song by Jason OberholtzerCover art by Andrea SparacioTranscripts by Adam BlanfordTwitter: @evilsitcomInstagram: @evilsitcom The dark web: roommatefromhell.rip

Claire meets her new roommate Bea, but gets distracted by a hot neighbor. Some huge misconceptions are cleared up. A sentient liquid gets laid.Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1PtMHcFj1019api_RkCf8_6nERkH1qvqsBqAGeL-IGpM/edit?usp=sharingVisit our dark web: roommatefromhell.ripSend invocations to: [email protected] atTwitter: @evilsitcomIG: @evilsitcomWritten by Nick Douglas and Tim Mucci Featuring:Serena Berman as ClaireMeghan O’Neill as BeaJason Oberholtzer as ToddJordan Smith as XantusMolly Templeton as AmandaMike Rugnetta as the AnnouncerStephanie Hsu as Zara the TrepanatorNick Douglas as SergeiTim Mucci as sundry folkThis episode of Roommate From Hell is a Charts and Leisure Production, with sound design and original music by Jason Oberholtzer. Cover art by Andrea Sparacio.Transcripts by Adam Blanford