Cruising For a Schmoozing: Troubles Aboard the Temptation Cruise

• From our new and final studio, we share our pimped out penthouse Temptation cruise experience.
• Richard uses the view from the suite's living room to "penis judge" the clothing-optional guests below, gathering more data for his obsession. We interview guests about what they think is average vs large sized junk.
• Sex before dinner? Yes, please. We're good at scheduling sex, not so great at filming it.
• When the music is loud, we can only flirt with couples by dancing near them. What do women expect when "dance flirting" with men on the dance floor?
• We tour the TEMPTATION playroom on the cruise, which quickly became an awkward porn-corn maze we had to escape.
• We entice a couple to the room with cookies and a jacuzzi. Have a foursome with some silent cummers. Richard chooses a random body part to cum on.
• We interview guests whether they prefer cum distance or volume.

• Don't book Desire without asking me for a rate first!

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