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John talks about App Applegate.

John just wants to see his daughter's artwork hanging on the fridge. Please find the special bonus content for this episode here. Only people who care enough to support the show will have access. Links for this episode:Scopes Monkey Trial | National Geographic SocietyBrought to you by: Manscaped (Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code ROADWORK at Manscaped.com).

John and Dan discuss facial hair, George Lucas, being sloppy, hair manipulations, yoga pants, and the Brimley Line. Listeners who support this show can listen to our amazing secret bonus content here. The rest of you, those who do not care about John or Dan or the welfare of their children, cannot listen to that content at all because they are not very nice. Links for this episode:Brimley/Cocoon Line (@BrimleyLine) / Twitter

Dan and John talk about food trucks, restaurants, coffee, and deep emotions. If you enjoyed this episode, you'll love the bonus content for our patrons. We talk about crying, chaos, and the nation's most phallic building. But you can only listen if you're a supporter. Links for this episode:Franklin Barbecue - Wikipedia

John explains what happens after 12am.

John and Dan reveal their innermost thoughts about trucks. The bonus episode, which is ample, can be found here. It's an especially good one where Dan and John reveal their true feelings about parenthood.

John and Dan discuss the whole world, and ask for your feedback about the show's relationship with listeners. The special additional hour-long secret show can be found here, but only for people who are actually care about John and Dan's personal welfare and the future of their families. If this isn't you, you don't get to listen, ever, because you're being a jerk.

John and Dan discuss life planning, goals, and emotional pressures. Links for this episode:Magna Cart Personal 150 lb Capacity Aluminum Folding Hand Truck (Black/Red) - - Amazon.comHeil Sound DT1Yellowtec BUSHING

John explains why he must not be observed. Links for this episode:Dan Deacon - WikipediaDrinking Out of Cups

John's bipolar medicine has stopped working. The bonus content for this episode can be found here, but only for the people who are generous enough to not steal the life-force from John Roderick.

John and Dan talk about John's house situation, microphones and recording, and more. This episode went a bit long, so the story continues in the Bonus Episode, available to all of our amazing Patreon Supporters! Links for this episode:Amazon.com: Apogee Quartet USB Audio Interface: GatewayNeat Microphones - BeecasterBlue - RaspberryRoad Work is creating Road Work | Patreon

John and Dan reveal secrets about their place in the world. Bonus content is available here, but only for listeners who are kind enough to support us. Everyone else should just feel guilty.

John and Dan discuss claustrophobia. The bonus episode can be found here, but only for people who care enough about John and Dan's livelihood and well-being to support the show.

John and Dan talk about shaving in the most barbaric way possible, outdated and bizarre hair products, and the girl who made tea. Here is the secret bonus content for our amazing supporters. Those of you who do not support the show cannot access it, are missing out on something important. Links for this episode:Road Work is creating Road Work | Patreon

John is feeling extreme anxiety. Links for this episode:Alignment (Dungeons & Dragons) - WikipediaThe Alignment SystemOnline Alignment TestGary's Van Facebook thing

John and Dan talk about Hawaii and chickens. The bonus content for this episode can be found here, but only if you're one of the special people who support us. Links for this episode:Hawaiian Islands - WikipediaMaui - WikipediaBlack Chickens Exist: A Rare Indonesian Chicken is Black Inside and Out1976 Telethon - Jerry Lewis, Dean Martin Reunion - YouTubeBrought to you by: Keeps (Stop worrying about hair loss for good! To receive your first month of treatment for free, go to keeps.com/roadwork).

John and Dan discuss thin t-shirts, the nature of money, eels, and patreon natives. Links for this episode:Road Work is creating Road Work | Patreon

John and Dan discuss what's in Jude Law's backpack, the girding of loins, and John's bête noire. Links for this episode:Basic Rules for Dungeons and Dragons (D&D) Fifth Edition (5e) - D&D BeyondCharacter Races for Dungeons & Dragons (D&D) Fifth Edition (5e) - D&D BeyondCharacter Classes for Dungeons & Dragons (D&D) Fifth Edition (5e) - D&D BeyondSong Exploder | Episode 28: The Long WintersAn Interview with John Roderick - Believer MagazineLeVar Burton filmography - Wikipedia(6) 3-2-1 Contact -- Opening Theme/Intro 1980 #4 (Hot/Cold) -- Sarah Jessica Parker - YouTube(6) Zoom - Ubbi Dubbi #1 - YouTube

John and Dan change their recording process and talk about the Eddie Munster hairline, blunt blades, abominations, flight suits, and Neo-Maxi Zoomdweebies. Links for this episode:Road work the podcast??? : RoadworkBrought to you by: Mack Weldon (Mack Weldon will be the most comfortable underwear, socks, shirts, undershirts, hoodies and sweat pants that you will ever wear. Go to MackWeldon.com and get 20% off your first purchase using promo code ROADWORK).

John and Dan discuss relationships.

Surprise! John went to LA this week so we couldn't record, but never fear -- you're getting a brand new super-secret-Patreon-supporter-only-bonus-episode instead! This is what our Patreon supporters get each week, and now, just this once, all of you can have a look "inside the Kimono" as John says. Happy holidays!

John and Dan discuss working claims. Links for this episode:Why Do Colleges Give Out “Honorary” Degrees?Ben Affleck Receives Honorary Degree From Brown University (PHOTO) | HuffPostCan an American be knighted? - QuoraLife Below Zero - Wikipedia

Dan and John discuss OCD and loaning money to guitar players.

John feels estranged. Brought to you by: Linode (Visit [linode.com/roadwork] Squarespace (Start your free trial site today, at Squarespace.com/roadwork and when you sign up make sure to use the offer code ROADWORK to get 10% off your first purchase). Brooklinen (Get $20 off AND free shipping when you use promo code ROADWORK at Brooklinen.com).

John and Dan have a serious pre-Thanksgiving discussion about lifestyles. Links for this episode:FODMAP 101: A Detailed Beginner's GuideTravel is No Cure for the Mind

John and Dan discuss bunny hops. Links for this episode:Bigfoot and Wildboy - WikipediaSwing Bike - WikipediaWheelie bike - WikipediaThe Green Machine – Childhood Bliss | Like Totally 80sbigfoot coin | Icon CoinsMuttley - WikipediaWacky Races - WikipediaBrought to you by: Beachbody on Demand (Get a free trial membership with full access to the entire platform for FREE by texting ROADWORK to 303030). Casper (Visit Casper.com/roadwork and use the code ROADWORK for $50 towards select mattresses).

John and Dan talk about responsibilities, such as voting. Brought to you by: Squarespace (Start your free trial site today, at Squarespace.com/roadwork and when you sign up make sure to use the offer code ROADWORK to get 10% off your first purchase).

Dan and John rediscover lost innocence.

John and Dan try and figure out politics. Brought to you by: Beachbody on Demand (Get a free trial membership with full access to the entire platform for FREE by texting ROADWORK to 303030). Brooklinen (Get $20 off AND free shipping when you use promo code ROADWORK at Brooklinen.com). MasterClass (Unlock every class from over thirty masters, all for the price of two with the All Access Pass by visiting MasterClass.com/ROADWORK).

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John and Dan revisit the concept of tattoos as a representation of the Persona. Links for this episode:5by5 | Road Work #35: Mr. Yuck

Dan and John compare blues to linoleum flooring. Wood paneling is discussed. John would choose a robot dragon over a robot owl.

John and Dan discuss cannabis, marijuana, weed, and the highway to Girdwood.

Dan and John discuss the friendship code, oaths, and fake doodles. Links for this episode:Road Work Listener Survey 2018

John and Dan discuss Jason's bag and blowing up dragons. Links for this episode:(2) John Roderick - Cinnamon (Live on KEXP) - YouTubeJohn Roderick - Scared Straight (Live on KEXP) - YouTubeThe Long Winters - Full Performance (Live on KEXP) - YouTubeThe Long Winters - Carparts (Live on KEXP) - YouTubeThe Long Winters - Pushover (Live on KEXP) - YouTubeAmazon.com: Nintendo Switch - Neon Blue and Red Joy-Con: Video GamesAmazon.com: Nintendo Switch Pro Controller: Video Games5by5 | Road Work #83: My Intellivison BlisterNintendo Entertainment System - Wikipedia

John and Dan discuss animals, primitive fear, and dryer balls, as well as announce their new plans for Patreon supporters. Help us out by taking the Road Work Survey! Links for this episode:The Man Who Saw Tomorrow - WikipediaNostradamus, The Man Who Saw Tomorrow - 'Narrated By Orson Welles' - FULL Movie (1981) - Video DailymotionNetflixThe Road Work Patreon

John and Dan talk about flat eyeballs, Sergio Valente, and the indy-rock optometrist. Also, for people who "only listen when the description sounds interesting", when does it not sound interesting?

John and Dan discuss beef, Foo Cheese, ice tea, the Alaska Colorado connection, and the Lion's Lair. Take the Road Work Survey! Links for this episode:How Long Can Humans Stay Awake? - Scientific American

John and Dan discuss reorientation of the hypotenuse, petit authoritarians, letting the rooster slide, and elastic wastebands. Links for this episode:Kava - HomeKava - WikipediaSquareRut Kava BarReport: Casselberry rape, kidnapping suspect hid in Maitland home for several days | WFTVVideo shows Casselberry rape suspect getting tased during arrest: 'You know who you look like?' - Orlando SentinelCesar's Way | Official Site Of Dog Behaviorist Cesar Millan

John and Dan discuss crimes, drugs, and motivations. Links for this episode:TOPGREENER Plug-In Digital Light Timer for Electrical Outlets, Heater, Lights, Lamps, Appliances | TGT02, 18 Programs, Grounded Outlet, Random and Daylight Savings, Indoor | 120V, 15A, 1800W - - Amazon.com

John and Dan talk about the decline of society. Links for this episode:Commodore VIC-20 - Wikipedia

Dan and John discuss freedoms.

John and Dan discuss John's letters. Links for this episode:List of people who have won Academy, Emmy, Grammy, and Tony Awards - WikipediaWham-O Ultimate Frisbee - Walmart.com

John discusses his idea for a Corvette. Links for this episode:Friendly Fire | Maximum FunOmnibusBrought to you by: Beachbody on Demand (Get a free trial membership with full access to the entire platform for FREE by texting ROADWORK to 303030).

John talks frankly about his noodles. Brought to you by: Mack Weldon (Mack Weldon will be the most comfortable underwear, socks, shirts, undershirts, hoodies and sweat pants that you will ever wear. Go to MackWeldon.com and get 20% off your first purchase using promo code ROADWORK).

John and Dan discuss the unauthorized database of John Roderick's life. Links for this episode:The Story of John Roderick - The Story of John RoderickBusy Philipps - Wikipediathe long winters library & archive | if you find the real world let me knowStendhal - WikipediaSeattle Band MapMasquerade (book) - WikipediaBrought to you by: Squarespace (Start your free trial site today, at Squarespace.com/roadwork and when you sign up make sure to use the offer code ROADWORK to get 10% off your first purchase).

John discusses his methods for staying hydrated. Brought to you by: Casper (Get $50 toward any mattress purchase by visiting casper.com/roadwork and using ROADWORK). Brooklinen (Get $20 off AND free shipping when you use promo code ROADWORK at Brooklinen.com).

John and Dan talk about wake up calls. Links for this episode:Stoicism - WikipediaBrought to you by: Beachbody on Demand (Get a free trial membership with full access to the entire platform for FREE by texting ROADWORK to 303030).

John and Dan talk about John's new back injury, potential treatments, sports teams, and mountain climbing. Links for this episode:Transcutaneous electrical nerve stimulation - WikipediaRolfing - WikipediaWalgreens TENS Therapy Unit With 2 Pads Set | WalgreensIt Happened at the World's Fair - WikipediaTD Garden - WikipediaRabbi says meat from genetically cloned pig could be eaten by Jews – including with milk | Jewish Telegraphic AgencyMount Rainier - WikipediaGMC Denali - WikipediaDenali - WikipediaBrought to you by: Squarespace (Start your free trial site today, at Squarespace.com/roadwork and when you sign up make sure to use the offer code ROADWORK to get 10% off your first purchase). Simple Contacts (Get $30 off your contacts at simplecontacts.com/roadwork or enter code ROADWORK at checkout).