Ridiculous Dialogue

Episode 100 of Ridiculous Dialogue is closer than ever and in proper fashion, we can't help but mention it this week. Another hot topic this week was Ready Player One and its surprising lack of ending Easter eggs. Kelly complained about her lunch's dry meat caused by a microwave beef bomb and the crew then delved into the proper timing for microwaving food. Continuing the food debate, Bryan then revealed his preference for cold desserts vs. hot.

We're full of ideas and information this week on Ridiculous Dialogue, with Kelly sharing a tip about scientists and their discovery of a new organ, as well as Rob's solution for anger management. We also hear about the Musk of Mumbai, which isn't a brand new department store fragrance like you'd think. Various tailgating techniques were discussed this week as well, with Rob's hurried flub giving us the episode's title. Finally, Bryan gave us a peek into his video game nerdiness as he explained his recent efforts to create his own arcade cabinet.

Returning too many things to some stores could soon get you barred from future refunds. This week on Ridiculous Dialogue, Kelly gives more details on these new return policies in her "Just the Tip" segment. Also this week we covered some Paleo cooking tips and got an update on the crew's ever-widening obsession with Bourbon.

With bourbon on the brain, the crew sat down this week to record another episode of Ridiculous Dialogue; putting us that much closer to episode 100. In addition to bourbon, Bryan, Daniel and Rob discussed trips to the dentist and the unnecessary paperwork involved. After discussing a shady meat delivery at Rob's house, the crew learned of a scam perpetrated on Bryan when he was younger that earned him some not so good speakers.

With the Olympics in full swing, this week on Ridiculous Dialogue we discuss how much better events would be if a normal person was forced to compete alongside top athletes. We also gave an update on Elon Musk's crazy goals and how he's pushing the boundaries of not just the world, but the universe. Finally, it wouldn't be Ridiculous Dialogue without some movie talk and we gave our thoughts on everything from the upcoming Venom movie to why they'll be making Star Wars movies until the end of time.

We're joined this week by our newest member of staff, Daniel, to discuss everything from glistening lips to pronunciation of "crayon." Bryan also fills us in on his latest purchase from The Boring Company and relives a moment from the past dealing with a used car lot. Finally, we hear Rob's story of summoning the Tamale Guy and discover some of the weird animals people are claiming as "emotional support."

Get your dice bag ready, we're back with a brand new Dungeons & Dragons episode of Ridiculous Dialogue! This episode features five valiant heroes and one deviant Dungeon Master, setting out on a journey to Crunkenstein Manor. Before their arrival at the manor though, our heroes struggle mightily with difficult tasks like purchasing things from a local mercantile and opening a rusty padlock. This nighttime journey is sure to have you rolling from laughter.

A short time ago, on a podcast far far away… That's right, it's time for the Ridiculous Dialogue breakdown of The Last Jedi from Bryan, Matt and Rob! Be warned, this is a spoiler-laden episode so don't tune in unless you're prepared to hear everything. In this episode, you'll find out what we thought of the latest installment of the franchise.

On the eve of a brand new Star Wars movie, the crew could barely contain their galactic excitement this week on Ridiculous Dialogue! Bryan and Kelly also shared how hooked they are on the new Netflix show "Dark." We highlighted the difficulty of finding Christmas decorations around Christmas time and discussed people that overdo their holiday cards. Finally this week, Rob told us about his nighttime rendezvous with a local possum and why he'll probably be strapping on shoes the next time he goes into the yard.

With Halloween behind us, this week on Ridiculous Dialogue, the crew discussed the quality of Trick or Treaters seen this year. Bryan and Kelly brought the holiday into the future with their video doorbell and mechanical candy statue. Also this week, we spoil Season 2 of Stranger Things and get a HAM Radio update from Bryan and Rob. Finally, Bryan shares his Alcatraz hack and why he's considering not recognizing Daylight Saving Time.

Halloween is almost upon us and this week on Ridiculous Dialogue, the crew talks costumes and what they're doing to prep for the spooky holiday. We also delved into some conspiracy theories, with the news that new documents on the JFK assassination may be made public soon. Finally this week, we learned why Bryan's dad consults various star charts and planetary movements before scheduling anything important.

On this special pre-Muster episode of Ridiculous Dialogue, Bryan and Rob are joined by Matt and a special guest, Ely! Straight from Mississippi, Ely sent us all into fits of laughter with his hilarious Number Two story. This of course prompted us to all reveal our favorite Number Two stories, including Bryan's two first-hand accounts of the misfortune of others. Continuing the toilet humor, we also discussed public restrooms and the horrible conditions we've found them in.

There's nothing like spending a couple nights under the stars, but this week on Ridiculous Dialogue, Bryan recalls his recent shooting trip to a hunting lodge in Louisiana where he got more than he bargained for. Rob also recalled his latest experience with his Grandma sharing an article with him in an interesting way. Finally this week, Kelly told us about her adventure in cooking a steak and why smart technology might not be the best thing for the future.

It's fall and that means it's time to intensively breakdown all the latest Apple products, which we do with gusto on this episode of Ridiculous Dialogue. Also in this episode, the crew discusses the new horror movie IT and preparing early for Halloween. Bryan's had about enough of Sante Fe and tells us the three pretentious encounters that pushed him over the edge. Finally, we learn that Bryan and Kelly aren't sticking with the usual candy this year for Halloween, opting instead for some less fun options.

We weren't hurting for topics on this week's Ridiculous Dialogue, covering everything from the Mayweather/McGregor fight to North Korea's missile shenanigans. Also with September here, we couldn't resist talking about the upcoming iPhone 8 and the crazy features it might hold. Finally, we offer a spoiler-filled dive into the latest and final episode of Season 7 of Game of Thrones and provide an update on our 30 days of healthy eating!

The movie scene is changing and this week on Ridiculous Dialogue, we discuss the recent controversy surrounding the MoviePass app. In addition, we're all eagerly anticipating Halloween and outlined our plans for the upcoming spooky season. The crew also debated the ranking of Daniel Craig Bond movies, with the news that he'll be returning for at least one more. Finally, we hear about Kelly's late nights connecting the dots on Ancestry.com.

Net Neutrality is a divisive topic and this week on Ridiculous Dialogue, we break down our thoughts on the positives and negatives. Don't worry though, we stuck to our Ridiculous Dialogue roots and talked about flatulence right after. In addition, the crew gave their interpretation and predictions after watching the latest episode of Game of Thrones and discussed the awkwardness of returning things to the grocery store.

Summer TV season is upon us and on this episode of Ridiculous Dialogue, we discussed multiple shows, including Game of Thrones. Bryan and Kelly also followed up with their thoughts after recently finishing up Breaking Bad. Bryan gave us an update on his meteoric rise to the top of the pinball charts and shared his experience making Poor Man's Pappy. Finally, Rob told us why jumping into HAM Radio wasn't as seat-of-your-pants exciting as he thought.

Binging TV is all the rage these days and we're no strangers to the practice. On this episode of Ridiculous Dialogue, Bryan and Kelly share why binging Breaking Bad has made them paranoid. We also discussed bulk shopping for the things you know you're going to use forever. Bryan shared another one of his Mother-in-Law's crazy phrases, now dubbed "Leeanntics." In addition, we discussed Fourth of July plans and Bryan gave us the skinny on his recent pinball tournament.

Cable TV has been on the decline in recent years and on this episode of Ridiculous Dialogue, Bryan explains the pains he's gone through switching things with his local cable company. Bryan and Kelly also shared some phrases from an announcer at the recent Hockey Finals that sounded much dirtier than intended. Finally, we discussed dealing with the heat of summer and why retail is headed for change.

Have you been to a fight where a hockey game broke out? On this episode of Ridiculous Dialogue, the crew discusses the hockey finals and why fighting needs to stay in the sport. Rob told us about his Dad's new biker gang, which isn't as scary as you might think. No episode of Ridiculous Dialogue would be completely without some high brow toilet humor and this episode is no different! In addition to turds on a plane, we highlighted some other notable fecal moments in Internet history.

When it's time to throw down, Kelly's ready to spring into action and we heard all about her almost-fight on this episode of Ridiculous Dialogue. In addition, Bryan, Kelly and Rob discussed Internet conspiracies, getting scared and crowd surfing. Rob gave us insight into an interesting problem involving spiders in his Jeep and why he has an exterminator appointment coming up. Finally, Bryan told us about the gym rat he keeps catching taking mirror selfies of those sweet guns.

We got off to a rocky start this week on Ridiculous Dialogue, learning about Rob's Dog's poop addiction and his story of Fred the squirrel. Things didn't pull up from the gutter much though, as Bryan shared a story of a bad oyster and the revenge it took on him. We also learned about the exact genre of books Bryan's been delving into and learned that Kelly's grocery store patience is constantly being tested.

Bourbon has a long, rich history and on this episode of Ridiculous Dialogue, Bryan and Kelly told us all about their trip down the Bourbon Trail! We also talked about high school reunions, both those attended and those coming up. Bryan shared a new Kellyism with us and Rob pitched his new million dollar idea for public restrooms. Finally, we covered what we're reading/listening to and why some stand up specials have been falling flat.

Is it ever too early to start talking about a holiday? Bryan, Kelly and Rob give their thoughts on this episode of Ridiculous Dialogue. In addition to holidays, the crew talked about United Airlines and their recent debacle and what the hiring process must look like for an airport cart driver. Bryan shared his thoughts on some new tortilla chips he picked up, including some hilarious "recipes" listed on the back.

Sometimes when cooking, recipes go terribly wrong and on this episode of Ridiculous Dialogue, we hear all about the gang's failed recipes. In addition to cooking mishaps, Bryan, Kelly and Rob discussed Internet Privacy, road trip essentials and the decline of Skymall. Finally, the crew tried to create the worst Crayola Crayon names imaginable, which ultimately led to a heated debate on the correct pronunciation of Crayon.

When you're 73 episodes into a podcast, subjects are bound to come up for a second time and for this episode, Bryan, Rob and Nick revisited their first concerts. They also discussed music and their evolving tastes throughout the years. Increasing the nostalgia, the crew also dove into video games and Bryan told us about his recent adventure to purchase the Nintendo Switch. Try as we might to not discuss politics, we may have strayed into just a tiny bit of them in this episode, so fair warning.

Spring is almost here and Bryan told us how he's been exorcising the demons from his yard recently. We also discussed the recent breaking of the Internet and what caused so many sites to be down. Finally, the crew got into cooking and had some disagreements on the treatment for cast iron cookware, as well as how a particular baked good should be pronounced.

On this episode, Bryan, Kelly and Rob discuss the origins of pinball and why the names for prescription drugs are getting downright hilarious. The crew also covered cooking and trying to reverse engineer restaurant recipes. Finally, the gang talked about how Internet based shows are gaining mainstream popularity and Rob's struggle with ads following him online.

On this episode, Bryan, Kelly and Rob discuss the recent Groundhog Day prediction of even more winter. They also talked about their hatred for automated text messages and their fears of declined cards. Finally, the crew covered home grocery delivery and the almost creepy level of information that supermarkets collect these days.

On this episode, Bryan, Kelly and Rob discuss binge watching shows versus waiting week to week. They also discuss the importance of pens in the new Star Wars movie and getting too old for IKEA. Finally, the crew talks about trying to find a good method to re-watch some of their favorite childhood TV shows and their goals for 2017.

On this episode, Bryan, Kelly and Rob discuss the early days of social media. They also offered their thoughts on Rogue One, so if you still haven't seen it, beware of spoilers! Finally, the crew talked about Rob's newest hobby and why Bryan is over the moon about his "magic" juicer.

On this episode, Bryan, Rob and Matt discuss avoiding Rogue One spoilers, Matt's new dongle bag and his adventures in Butt Tattoos. The guys also discussed stupid things they did as kids and trying to do math in a group.

On this episode, Bryan, Kelly and Rob discussed what they did for Black Friday and their favorite holiday foods. Bryan also filled us in on his quest to bring his orange juice making in-house. We also heard about Bryan and Kelly's airplane adventure, which started when Bryan realized he'd forgotten the dongle for his new iPhone.

On this episode, Bryan, Kelly and Rob discuss GoPro and their recent recall, as well as giving up on TV shows that just make you feel bad. Fake news on social media came up, as did why old media is dying on the Internet. Thanksgiving was of course a topic of discussion, including turkey cooking methods and why this year seems to be flying by.

On this episode, Bryan, Kelly, Rob and Nick discuss inconsiderate eating noises, including what they call "food porn noises." They also discussed being embarrassed in public and why Nick confuses Beignets and Bidets. Finally, the crew offered their thoughts on crazy gym-goers and Nick's possible reality TV appearance.

In this episode, we're bringing you the second and final part of our Dungeons & Dragons game, featuring Bryan, Rob, Nick and Matt. The band of adventurers found themselves journeying into a goblin cave and gaining a shaggy new ally. From there, they traveled to a nearby town and interacted with some of the townsfolk. Once again, our apologies to diehard D&D players as we stumbled through the game's technicalities. But hey, we had fun!

On this episode, Bryan, Rob, Nick and Matt gather for a rousing game of Dungeons & Dragons. Fun was had by all, despite no one being familiar with the rules or structure; our apologies to true D&D fans for stumbling our way through. In the game, Bryan, Nick and Matt found themselves taking a wagon full of supplies to a far off town and Rob, playing as the DM, had a few surprises for them along the way.

On this episode, Bryan, Kelly and Rob discussed being locked out of the house, new tech developments and the difference between funny and uncouth comedians. The crew also heard about Rob's Grandma and her adventures in texting on a "new" iPhone. Finally, we relived the frustration at the scarcity of risqué material available to us as kids.

On this episode, Bryan, Kelly and Rob discuss the ups and downs with Home Owner's Associations. The crew covered the latest Apple updates and Bryan shared his thoughts on why Bluetooth will be dead within five years. Weird eating and cooking habits also came up, leading Kelly to complain about the recent dryness of her tuna.

On this episode, Bryan, Kelly, Rob and Matt discuss the nostalgia brought on by our new favorite Netflix series, Stranger Things, which may or may not have got us on the topic of getting "corny dogged." The crew also ragged on Matt for his new 360° camera and its shortcomings, which he can't see without his readers on.

On this episode, Bryan and Rob are joined by yet another California guest, Matt! The guys heard about Bryan's Tesla Test Drive, talked about changes to the Batman v. Superman movie and gave their opinions on must-read books. They also discussed local attractions in the DFW area, including Dealey Plaza, the site of President Kennedy's assassination.

On this episode, Bryan, Kelly and Rob are joined by a special guest, The Jeweler! They discussed Tim's California roots and desire to get back to a free state. The upcoming Olympics came up, as well as old school gaming and Nintendo's newest console. Finally, the crew gave their thoughts on older people and their weird habits, as well as how much stretching you truly need to do as you get up in years.

On this episode, Bryan, Kelly, Rob and Amanda discuss family trips and examine Malcolm Gladwell's 10,000 hours to mastery, as well as whether Elon Musk is crazy for building the Hyper Loop. The crew also dove into the Gluten Free craze and if an ancestral DNA test is worth it.

On this episode, Bryan, Kelly and Rob discuss how many of the problems with kids these days could be solved the old school way. They also talked about Kelly's quest for the world's quietest vehicle. Bryan shared a story involving a friend's prank on a UPS driver and Kelly gave us the title of the episode by underestimating what her living room was packing in the TV Department.

On this episode, Bryan, Kelly and Rob discussed their childhood injuries and scars resulting from them. Grocery store trips came up as well the glory that is home repair and maintenance. We fell down the rabbit hole of politics just a bit in this episode, but pulled out of the gutter before it got too cable news!

On this episode, Bryan, Kelly and Rob discuss Peter Thiel and his revenge against Gawker. They also discussed automating their lives and what they would do if they struck it rich. The controversy of long lines at the VA came up, as well as keeping a cleaner wiener and pronouncing certain words.

On this very special episode of Ridiculous Dialogue, Bryan, Kelly, Rob and Matt celebrate the podcast's 2nd Anniversary! It wouldn't be a celebration without sucking down the helium from party balloons and doing chipmunk impressions. The crew also discussed Bryan's Tumbleweave discoveries, receiving unsolicited catalogs and Matt's big Internet package.

On this episode, Bryan and Rob are joined by Nick, Jason and Shane for a Ridiculous Dialogue that's all over the map. The guys discussed the Kentucky Derby, abolishing Daylight Saving Time and Nick's foray into cannibalism. Also featured were a few habaneros crossing the road late at night and a few fingers of bourbon and whiskey talk.

On this episode of Ridiculous Dialogue, Bryan and Rob are joined by our newest crew member, Jordan! The guys discuss Star Wars, Film Noir and Bryan’s conspiracy theory about Apple’s newest headquarters. They also covered new Netflix shows, botched plastic surgery and why Rob can’t play nice with other children at the science museum.