Restless Natives with Martin Compston & Gordon Smart

This week we are joined by one of Scotland’s proudest daughters, the Queen of the Shaggers, Sharleen Spiteri. The Clown, the Wolfman and the SPITeri chat her insane Glastonbury set, going Full Spiteri after one too many tequilas with Thierry Henry, Debbie Harry in her kitchen, her love of Elvis, a little scrap with Paris Hilton and the perils of soft tops.Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to [email protected] review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

It's Friday, which means it's time for a bonus! This week Martin's family are back, we're chatting competitive board games, the fact Martin didn't know what an avocado looked like, a spoon of truth and when a date goes wrong.Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to [email protected] review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-po

In this week's Restless Natives, the boys are in Glasgow for their weekly carry on. We get tips, or pearl necklaces of wisdom from Robbie Knox from Jaack's Happy Hour Podcast for our big night at the Queen's Hall plus shaving in the back garden and a big old train con.Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to [email protected] review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

On this edition of the bonus episode from the one and only Restless Natives, we're chatting stardust sprinklers, a radio work place windup, holiday romances, Befast facts and hooters. Enjoy!Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to [email protected] review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-po

In this week's Restless Natives, Martin's phone has been "broken" for 6 months...or has it, Gordon is back from his holidays, Martin tells stories from Miami, we're chatting hype for the live show, stickers, Gordon's new show, learn what the C value is and find out what Jimba's WhatsApp profile picture is.Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to [email protected] review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

On this week's bonus we have a lovely tale from a listener down-under about a jobbie on a bus, Martin sends out a plea for Nuts High contributions, Gordon confesses to a decades old stitch up & are Restless Natives lunch boxes coming?Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to [email protected] review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-po

In this week’s Restless Natives: Gordon and Martin welcome esteemed actor, star of Agents of SHIELD, Iain De Caestecker. They chat adjusting to life in the US, embarrassing moments, terrible auditions, going Full Compston/ Full De Caestecker, ending up on a train to Wimbledon after a night out and King Arthur.Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to [email protected] review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

On this week's bonus peeing in front of Atomic Kitten, a resourceful rascal skiving off school, first tv crushes, a sexy rabbit, and a work wind up and plea for merch for generous curves.Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to [email protected] review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-po

Martin and Gordon are back at London HQ for today's episode. The water w*anker is back on our telly boxes again and Martin gives the full critique, plus Martin thought he finally cracked ironing, before he burnt multiple t-shirts and we get the low-down from Soccer Aid. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to [email protected] review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

On a guest streak - Emily Hampshire joins Gordon and Martin for this week's bonus ball. We're chatting starting fires, harvesting a decent charity prize from the sexy pirate himself, Emily's keepsakes from set, two more Canadian listeners and learn how to say Hello Shaggers in Québécois! Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to [email protected] review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-po

Gordon & Martin welcome Martin's "The Rig" co-star Emily Hampshire into the Restless Natives club this week. There's a stonking worst audition story and Gordon recalls a distant memory from a Spice Girls show from long ago...Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to [email protected] review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

Warren Broon stuck around for the bonus - what a treat. We're chatting a wind up featuring Mr C Lion & Edinburgh Zoo, tattie thieves, overreaching with celebs, who Warren would be in Nuts High and genie bottle wishes.Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to [email protected] review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-po

We have a big return for a big name on the Restless Natives Podcast this week, yes Warren Broon is back chatting Ten Pound Poms, nights out, the corridor of his rejection that doubled as a terrible audition, the lowdown on what happens at an Adult Butlins Weekender and the boys make a big announcement. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to [email protected] review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

In this week's edition of the Restless Natives bonus edition: a fishy jacket, synods and salt are the snack of Martin's childhood, a pair of red raw thighs, a proposition for a live in a bingo club, and a mistaken understanding of 'teetotal'. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to [email protected] review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-po

In today's load of Restless Natives carry on: Martin realises he's the worst actor who's ever lived in rehearsals for The Rig, Idris Elba nearly got Gordon sacked, a date to see Parky, learning lines, Gordon has no eyebrows, keeping keepsakes from set, Martin's off to Soccer Aid and when you reluctantly go on a night out, and it pays off BIG time. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to [email protected] review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

For this week's Bonus LIVE (except very much not) from Leith, we have tales of garage fires, painful window panes, a dead man's April fools and so much more of your favourite Friday patter.Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to [email protected] review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-po

The Restless Natives Clown and Wolfman are finally reunited and recording a podcast in one room after six months apart. Gordon and Martin chat about another glowing review, the stunning wifi in Norway, Gordon's shop launch trauma, a gift haul for Martin, age creeping up on you, being a wind-up merchant and many many school time memories.Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to [email protected] review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

In this week's Bonus, brought to you from better internet in northern Norway than Scotland, a skin roll work prank, some back up for Gordon, Shaun Dillon's hilarious sicky story and people come from far and wide to watch Gordon pish. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to [email protected] review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-po

This week joining Martin and Gordon we have the man who's currently schlepping around Scandinavia with Compston, a man popping his podcast guest cherry, famous Phil, Phil MacHugh. Phil, Martin & Gordon chat their travels, how Phil knew Gordon long before Martin, samurai swords, making the pre-Facebook Facebook, going full Compston, Gary Lucy, failed Blue Peter auditions and hangover cures. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to [email protected] personal appearances in clubs, the pre-facebook facebook,

Being pished on by a monkey, pishing next to Paul Daniels, counting more pishing cars and a very resourceful rascal of a Granda - all things found in today's bonus ep. Enjoy!Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to [email protected] review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-po

This week Martin joins us from Norway and Gordon from back north of the border. In this ep Martin realises you do a lot of travelling when you do a travel show, Gordon does an intimidating pish in a sea of oestrogen, we chat Restless Native scents, Martin's birthday celebrations, Bjork, merch and consultations with Dr Drew. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to [email protected] review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

In your favourite start to the weekend this week: could Nuts High be a bedtime story series? A work prank that's not fun for everyone, more sibling injuries, a lovely Granda story and a sh*te job to rival Gordan's water w*nker one. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to [email protected] review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-po

From home in Greenock (yes we know we're jumping around in the time space continuum and on the globe in Martin's case), and a studio in London, comes the latest edition of Restless Natives. We're chatting Restless Natives in the air, Gordon spotted watching Brokeback Mountain, Martin offering a Canadian couple his driveway....and then ghosting them, casting couches, being starstruck, office culture, a new series of Northern Fling and corridors of Gordon's Soccer Aid rejection...and a lot more, if you can believe it. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to [email protected] review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

Martin's frazzled and sat in the lobby of the WRONG hotel in Oslo, but we're still makin' magic baby, bringing you the bonus episode of Restless Natives! We're chatting new merch, making a fool of yourself on the first day, more strange injuries and someone sticking up for Gordon on the lunchbox debate. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to [email protected] review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-po

Welcome to Restless Natives, hosted by the sexy pirate Short John Silver / Martin Compston and the civilian in the studio Gordon Smart. This week Martin's been not well, is preparing for the arrival of Shady man #4 AND has lost 3 airpods in a day - what a week. Plus we're chatting wind ups, paps, mistaken names and are introduced to the magical world of Nuts High. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to [email protected] review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

It's your favourite starter to your weekend, your Friday feel good Restless Natives bonus ep, this week filled with more nostalgia for grandparents, the beautiful mix of kids and injuries, another one of Gordon's film appearances on the cutting room floor, Martin on a booze cruise and when a man's hand is stuck in a toilet door on a train, do you just get off or will you help him out?Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to [email protected] review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-po

This week we have a very special guest, podcaster, actor, dolphin impersonator and injurer of Martin's mam on the dancefloor, the one and only DI "Dot" Cottan, Craig Parkinson. Craig, Martin & Gordon chat hotel nightmares, nightmare auditions, auditioning for Line of Duty, Line of Duty coming to and end for Craig, Craig's award winning podcast...and so so much more. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to [email protected]

Welcome to the bonus episode of Restless Natives, we're chatting chopped fingers, AI, Granda will a bottle of Bells at the party and more work winds ups. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to [email protected] review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-po

From walking in the hills of Scotland, to the bustle of Leicester Square, Gordon's in the studio this week chatting to Martin from Las Vegas, but edging ever closer to to his return to the UK. This week: Martin's night out to see Stevie Ray and his t-shirt nightmare, moody men challenging the UFC champion in the casino, Martin's mam is over and he's been demoted below Tiana and the wee one, making a fool of yourself in front of Calvin Harris, mistaking earbuds for sweets, and acting 101 with Compston.Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to [email protected] review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

It's the bonus episode! You're favourite part of Friday. In this week's episode: Gordon's club sandwich patter is evidently a load of rubbish, and Martin's been spreading it far and wide, another skate park injury, learning what 'de-gloving' is, a golf challenge, Martin's hurt his golf/shagging muscle and a fantastic work wind up involving Sir Sean Connery.Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to [email protected] review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

In this week's instalment of Restless Natives: Gordon's recording from his Mum and Dad's, Martin's marvelling over a water balloon contraption, we're chatting the pubic triangle, lovely and hilarious moments with grandparents, work wind ups, drinking pissy Lucozade, Gordon goes on a night out with Warren Brown and we want your comedy pirate names for Compston. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to [email protected] review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

Welcome to Restless Natives - the bonus episode! In this one: Shiteing yourself in public, a lovely plea for a waterbottle, horror stories from 'empties' and when a tangerine diet goes wrong in front of Tom Cruise.Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to [email protected] review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

Broadcaster, presenter, podcaster & fellow East coaster Edith Bowman jumps into the studio with Gordon and Martin this week. They're chatting Bovril, how Soundtracking came about, chatting to Spielberg, the struggle of getting East coast voices into radio, the most awkward interview moments, festival memories, a willy in crochet dungarees, falling off the stage drunk, and so so much more. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to [email protected]

Hello shaggers! This week’s bonus is brought to you by revenge pasties, an adidas samba with a shite in it, the only listener who fancies the civilian over Compo, the wives that are always right & the great sandwich/piece debate.Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to [email protected] review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

In this week's ep, Gordon goes to check out the workshop for the Restless Natives musical, Martin's chatting future ventures, there's a gecko in the aircon and a slimy lump of amphibious nonsense in the piping, lookalikes, bolognese vs ragu, Gordon overreaches at Louis Tomlinson's premiere, Martin's night out with Checkpoint Charlie and golf gets a hammering.Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to [email protected]

On this week's bonus: Agent Nick's gets the blame for the missing merch, issues with a cat flap, a runaway horse for Christmas, snogging your cousins ex, Martin's Ooni pizza party, and remember BEWARE OF DOWELS IN THE WRONG HOLE.Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to [email protected] review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

In this week's instalment of Restless Natives goodness, Martin's overreached, pirate danced in front of a non-Ring doorbell and then forgot about Spring break for 3 years old, Gordon tells the tale of his latest rejection at the hands of Iain Stirling, Cyril Sneer cocked up his one job at a James Bond premiere, is Peter Crouch getting involved with the homeless world cup, more back story on the water wanker AND we're getting involved with Restless Natives the musical.Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to [email protected]

This week on the bonus, you'd never know it cause Producer Imo is a wizard but Gordon's broadband is a load of **** so we're dealing with a 7 second delay whilst recording. Despite this, we're bringing you all the standard Restless Natives chat, including a pair of very sare baws, Gordon's got a new gig, getting lost in translation and Tony Hawks.Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to [email protected] review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

In this week's episode Gordon and Martin, a.k.a Ezo Momonga are chatting golf lessons, bad gigs, breaking bones, swimming galas, losing your wedding ring, a young Rihanna, crisis management, paps, Ed Sheeran and a lot more. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to [email protected]

On your weekly top up of Restless Natives goodness to keep you going 'til Wednesday we've an update from the infamous Lesmahagow truck stop, a hammy, wet pillow sibling story and first jobs, including a belter from Gordon. Hanging basket anyone?Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to [email protected]

Author, journalist, actor and screenwriter, the brilliant Neil Forsyth joins the Clown and the Wolfman this week for a fantastic chat: international caps for Sealand, losing an award to an inanimate object, a cabbage for change, tales about extras, aswell as chat about Brian Cox, Gold, Urban Myths and so so much more. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to [email protected]

On this week's bonus, the great debate of washing your legs in the shower or not, a kidnap tale, getting batteries for Christmas, anger at Alexa and a wild trip to Austria. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to [email protected]

This week, Martin and his civilian sidekick Gordon bring you another episode of carry on, dating apps, calling your ma a 'f*ckface' by accident, confusing shopkeepers with changing accents and the literal words from the weans are just some of the bits they get into. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to [email protected]

This week on the bonus with Martin aka Nigel Nae mates and Gordon aka Dr Gordon Long Nose Willy Brown: pizza crunches, the 54a bus/truck, favourite biscuits, and tinder bios. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to [email protected]

Another excellent guest this week, with Skins and Game of Thrones star, the brilliant Joe Dempsie. Joe, Martin and Gordon chat overnight fame, embarrassing auditions, meeting Charlize Theron in a bunny costume, hearing Martin make strange noises through the wall, big nights out and so much more. Not one to be missed. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to [email protected]

It's your favourite Friday add-on to your favourite Wednesday podcast. Yes, it's the Restless Natives Bonus, brought straight to you from both a "wank tardis" in Vegas with a man who doesn't watch Dr Who and a hotel in Manchester with a man who's keeping up a years old lie to George Lamb. We're chatting hot dogs in a kettle at Adult Butlins & curried chicken and banana pizza. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to [email protected]

In this week's ep Martin sees the arrival of the famous water softener and big Sean the worky and is trying to master the Alabama accent, Gordon's spoken to a proper Fish dinner expert, we're chatting the funniest stories across Gordon's desk, Martin sliding head first out an ambulance whilst filming, great headlines and Gordon's first dick pic. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to [email protected]

It's the b-b-b-bonus episode of Restless Natives. This week: A Sean Connery story, anger at a packet of ham, Tinder bios & arse injuries. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to [email protected]

In this week's episode from your favourite rascals, Gordon's late...again, but has a good reason for it - involving a a truck stop in Lesmahagow, we've had a great response to the big man Tony Curran's episode, we're chatting packed lunches, Martin becoming the Top Shagger of househusbands, a mishap at the airport, Gordon dyeing his eyebrows, Jimba's Eminem story and so much more. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to [email protected]

In this bonus episode of your favourite unexpected food podcast, generously peppered with beautiful anecdotes, dark tendencies and lots of laughs, we're chatting the ideal Scottish breakfast, going method when making the wain's packed lunch and trouble assembling a pizza oven, plus being terrified by your 3 year old, being a top shagger and a vasectomy carried out by ZZ Top on Balls road. Yes you read that correctly. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to [email protected]