Naughty Nicole: Talking About Those Naughty Assumptions

On Today’s episode of Big Trouble in Little Vagina, I’m a little pissed off my Renegade nation, and I’ve got to get something off my more than ample chest today. So today… I’m talking about assumptions. That’s right boys and girls… we ALL make assumptions, hell, we do it all the time, and they can be about anyone or anything. And we think it’s so easy to know what’s going on in someone else’s head; or even understand why a person has taken a particular course of action. Truth is… we don’t really know. We make a guess based on our imagination, past experiences, wishful thinking or what we THINK we know about the person. And it’s really no big deal for us to arbitrarily decide why something happens, why someone does or says something, and so on and so forth. We don’t base our decisions on any observable evidence or even factual knowledge; nope, we just make the decision and believe it… like its fact and worse than that, we never change our minds about our assumptions.

So today, I’ve got a little ditty for you… and no, it’s not about Jack and Diane, instead, it’s about yours truly, Naughty Nicole and an experience I had recently. So as many of you know, I’m a single gal living here in Hotlanta, so you can assume that I date. Now, because of my hectic schedule at work and posting episodes for Renegade, it’s considerably less often than my mother would like, but I date. So recently, I had occasion to go out with a guy I’ve been talking to via email and social media – and for the purpose of this story, we’ll call him D**K. So D**k and I finally found time to meet up with one another and see if we have any chemistry in real life. Just a bit of background, D**k doesn’t know about my show – or if he does, he’s not aware it’s me – so he doesn’t have all the juicy tidbits I share with each of you, my lovelies.