Naughty Nicole: Taking on the Special "Snowflake" Brigade

On Today’s episode of Big Trouble in Little Vagina, I’m not mincing words today - I’m PISSED. No, I don’t have a bug up my butt about the election, even though this particular bug is election adjacent, it’s not about who won, who lost or any of the carnage. No, today’s burr in my saddle is directed at the whiny-a** special snowflake people: The ones that believe that they should get an award just for f*****g showing up and gracing the rest of us with their mere presence. Now I assumed there would be the regular belly-aching and b******g about who won, who lost, nonsense but the story I’m about to parlay to you lovely listeners takes the bloody cake.

So, as I was trolling along on my Facebook feed, I came across a story that a friend of mine – and yes, she’s a hard-core politico – thought would be funny to share with me. It seems that Wednesday was one of the hardest days on record for many of the your liberals in our country, and it was apparently so difficult for east-coast academic liberals who were sure–beyond confident–their candidate was going to waltz through the election on Tuesday. You can imagine all the diaper-filling whiny-baby-a** crying that stirred the halls as Donald Trump was announced as the 45th President of the United States – so much so, that one Yale professor decided to make his Economics midterm… optional... WHAT… THE… F**K!?!

I mean what a genuine show of compassion, right? I mean, how can we possibly expect a progressive liberal take an EXAM under these circumstances? It’s just not fair… it’s just so hard being an over-privileged a**hat douche these days that these special little f****g snowflakes actually had the audacity to write pleas to their professors to cancel exams. And the truly terrifying part of this story??? Some of these “educators” have actually acquiesced and cancelled their exams or made them “optional”.