Regulation Podcast

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about Gavin's bonus idea, we don't have that, cheek clamping, funniest fish, octopus, eddie murphy, hot dog count, dollar dogs, kid foods you can't eat, chef boyardee, Geoff tooth story, Eric tooth story, presidential hats, doberman symbolism, Geoff's supplemental idea, Shmee Mode update, and Falcon Draft. Sponsored by Shopify. Sign up for a $1/month trial period at https://shopify.com/face. Support us directly at https://www.patreon.com/TheRegulationPod Stay up to date, get exclusive supplemental content, and connect with other Regulation Listeners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

After evaluating all of the movie props the crew has decided to take a swing at the screen used Snake Eyes outfit. The problem is only Andrew could make the auction. Will the crew add a historic staple of the Summer of 98 to the museum? Will we be able to create the content planned with it or is this the end of the line? (Available as a video on The Regulation Pod YouTube Channel) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about Andrew's reboot continued, the non-existent blue raspberry, discontinued draft, curly whirly squirrely accents, video stores, 31 flavors challenge, restaurant ordering, the cat piss room, gin, contact sunglasses, auction update, the tuxedo, The Crow, Soapbox derby, cheese vs tires, Spummer Summer, and Geoff's Facts. Sponsored by FÜM. Thanks FÜM! Get a free gift with your Journey Pack tryfum.com/REGULATION Also sponosred by MyBookie. Go to mybookie.website/REGULATION and use promo code REGULATION to sign up for free and double your first deposit up to $2,000 plus a $10 Casino Chip. Support us directly at http://patreon.com/theregulationpod Stay up to date, get exclusive supplemental, and connect with other Regulation Listeners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Andrew has put together a comprehensive list of every starting kicker for every NFL team at the start of the 2024 season. ANEGG must go through and draft their ultimate kicker team to score the most points. A point after attempt is worth 1 point, a field goal is worth 3. The score is tallied and added as we go. Who would you kick pick? Support us directly at https://www.patreon.com/TheRegulationPod Stay up to date, get exclusive supplemental content, and connect with other Regulation Listeners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about being gone, yelling at Gavin, Heists, the smut, poimal dog, worst words, Pico Park coaching, positive refinforcement, Andrew's balloon, lake ramp, fish cornbread, sandwich creation, where to cough, hot dog count, Andrew's desktop, reboot, and a cliffbanger. Sponsored by Factor. FACTORMEALS.com/regulation50 and use code regulation50 to get 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next month while your subscription is active! Also sponsored by MyBookie. Go to mybookie.website/REGULATION and use promo code REGULATION to sign up for free and double your first deposit up to $2,000 plus a $10 Casino Chip. Support us directly at http://patreon.com/theregulationpod Stay up to date, get exclusive supplemental, and connect with other Regulation Listeners. Check out the reading of the smut on Clutch My Pearls: https://linktr.ee/clutchmypearlspod and you can find it on kindle unlimited here: https://a.co/d/f2oiKkt Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about Mr Worldwide, correct vibes, box office draft update, You're Too Early, our website, health percents, Virginia dogs, Eric Sucks dot com, Doberman count, people watching, being arrested, another poll, Beverly Hills Cop, show tattoos, fax machine continuance, best third movie, dog water, and Andrew's desktop. Check out Clutch My Pearls & listen to the episode of Geoff & Gavin's smut: https://linktr.ee/clutchmypearlspod Sponsored by MyBookie. Go to http://mybookie.website/REGULATION and use promo code REGULATION to sign up for free and double your first deposit up to $2,000 plus a $10 Casino Chip. Go to http://regulatreon.com/ Support us directly at patreon.com/theregulationpod Stay up to date, get exclusive supplemental, and connect with other Regulation Listeners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about natural boat disaster, river guys, dangerous on a boat, lightning strikes on water, Mindhunters, Renny Harlin, Blast & Condorman, College Football 25, doberman count, hot dog count, is a corndog a hot dog, corndog update, phone friends, alibis, Geoffs old stuff, time flies, phone battery, macbook air, Gavin vs Nick race. Sponsored by FÜM. Thanks FÜM! Get a free gift with your Journey Pack tryfum.com/REGULATION Geoff & Gavin's smut has been released and it's been reviewed by Clutch My Pearls. Check out the episode "Celestial Glorbosis: of Peace and Poimals" wherever you get podcasts. https://linktr.ee/clutchmypearlspod and you can find it on kindle unlimited here: https://a.co/d/f2oiKkt Support us directly at patreon.com/theregulationpod. Stay up to date, get exclusive supplemental, and connect with other Regulation Listeners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about Andrew's intro, Hot Dog math, sogs, Josh Hartnett single word title, Halloween H20, M Night Shyamalan, Geoff's movie soda, doing stuff in twos, Borderlands supplemental, movies that didn't come together, Andrew's livestream, Mario Party stream, Rock Band speedrun, Gavin's lifehack, engagement ring, Olympics update, and who is fastest. Sponsored by Shopify. Sign up for a $1/month trial period at shopify.com/face Go to http://regulatreon.com/ Support us directly at patreon.com/theregulationpod Stay up to date, get exclusive supplemental, and connect with other Regulation Listeners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

**SPOILERS: we WILL tell you how much the Moon weighs in this episode** Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about New York Grooves & others, a music refresh, Geoff's boring life, taking advantage of flags, misheard lyrics, picnic table credit, we'll never be Blaine, Gavin is still weird, headphone hell, limbo living, half the pack, stupid chickens, hot dog research, how many hot dogs is the moon, clicker game, Twisters sounds, and Twisters dog. Sponsored by Factor. Go to FACTORMEALS.com/regulation50 and use code regulation50 to get 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next month while your subscription is active! Go to http://regulatreon.com/ Support us directly at patreon.com/theregulationpod Stay up to date, get exclusive supplemental, and connect with other Regulation Listeners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about best place to get a sunburn, beverage dilemma, whiff test, cleaning out Andrew's fridge, Andrew's desk, Twisters, Deadpool & Wolverine, glory hole balls, House Heck, exploding zapper, exploded hose, swim raccoon, what is an EMP, what do things sound like, and the finishing of the smut. Go to http://regulatreon.com/ Support us directly at patreon.com/theregulationpod Stay up to date, get exclusive supplemental, and connect with other Regulation Listeners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

ANEGG got together, in the spirit of sports, to pick which countries will get over or under their projected gold medal count. Will the USA take home more than ever? Which team will fall short? What are the vibes of every nation? Join Andrew the Vibes Connoisseur and everyone else as they go for the gold themselves. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about bakers dozen, drinks draft, Andrew's Game of Features, Twisters, Geoff & Eric the falcons, shitter thoughts, stalked by The Cranberries, happy endings, toenail dream, boring dream, ignoring dream Meg, happiest time, 4 day weekend, beat up when you quit, Sea of Thieves fiasco, the sunburn, and a flub draft. Sponsored by Shopify. Sign up for a $1/month trial period at shopify.com/face Go to http://regulatreon.com/ Support us directly at patreon.com/theregulationpod Stay up to date, get exclusive supplemental, and connect with other Regulation Listeners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

ANEGG get together for their first Sausage Talk since becoming Regulation Podcast. They get into the transition of to the new show, what it's been like, the future of the company, plus they answer Patreon subscriber questions sent in by you. We want to thank everyone for supporting us before the transition and since. We're really excited about what we're doing, where we're going, and to have you along for the ride with us. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about back to back recordings, tub sleeping continued, Andrew's tumble, spilled boba, Andrew's Movie Profession game, Bone Collector, Gavin shaving, mirror houses, 3d printed house, Andrew's presents, inverse lap, foot forearm, NBA backs, tall off, overcoming fears, vacuum seals, John Caviar, worst sounds, least favorite songs draft, and a lawn update. Sponsored by FÜM! Get a free gift with your Journey Pack tryfum.com/REGULATION. Also sponsored by Factor. Go to FACTORMEALS.com/regulation50 and use code regulation50 to get 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next month while your subscription is active! Go to http://regulatreon.com/. Support us directly at patreon.com/theregulationpod Stay up to date, get exclusive supplemental, and connect with other Regulation Listeners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about whiskey discord, Andrew's desk solutions, DIY, quiz with balls, new gameshow ideas, Michigan makes you shit, soccer, using Slack, meeting times, 6 day weekend, Heists, The Gavin Effect, Twitch streaming, pinball bet beginnings, Fishing, Andrew's fear, bit updates, and organic podcast growth ideas. Go to http://regulatreon.com/ Support us directly at patreon.com/theregulationpod. Stay up to date, get exclusive supplemental, and connect with other Regulation Listeners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

ANEGG get together to draft the best non-alcoholic drinks in existence. Who makes the most refreshing list and who ends up all wet? Let us know in the comments who won and also how you feel about the whole coffee thing. Support us directly at https://www.patreon.com/TheRegulationPod Stay up to date, get exclusive supplemental content, and connect with other Regulation Listeners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about outside shaving, community shaving, Andrew's shave box, voodoo, respectfully, eliminating face work, the 2 year catch up, shipping to Canada, not puzzle ready, throat goat desk width, fixing Andrew's desk setup, buying wood, holding water, the Throatler, spoons, top tier national day, tracer ball, badminton, Gavin's clippings, movie auction update, and Olympic draft? Go to http://regulatreon.com/. Support us directly at patreon.com/theregulationpod Stay up to date, get exclusive supplemental, and connect with other Regulation Listeners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about angry Nick, regulation fears, the highest you've been, what's the lowest cliff, our grocery store short stories, amazon masks, Elden Ring, elite Peggle competitions, pomegranate & wasgij puzzles, increase in dobermans, talking dog draft, and completed drafts. Support us directly at patreon.com/theregulationpod Stay up to date, get exclusive supplemental, and connect with other Regulation Listeners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about third person, franchises, Gavin's game, Cemetery Bingo, Still Wakes the Deep, doughnutcool's drawings, drafts, movie auction update https://doctor-reg.vercel.app/ , celebrities who get a pass, Steven Seagal running, Gavin's one word story, and Andrew's spinoff idea. Sponsored by Shopify. Sign up for a $1/month trial period at shopify.com/face. Go to http://regulatreon.com/. Support us directly at patreon.com/theregulationpod Stay up to date, get exclusive supplemental, and connect with other Regulation Listeners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about video games, Peter the Regulation Fan, Italian singing continued, sniper instrument, animal butts, lawn guy results, a cooling hat, Furiosa, fart slack, pies continued, cartoon trap, Andrew's nap recipe, sleep helpers, hot chocolate, post season warning, magazine confidence, ghost tour, and immunity bullet. COOKBOOK is out now in PDF on Patreon.com/theregulationpod Support us directly at patreon.com/theregulationpod Stay up to date, get exclusive supplemental, and connect with other Regulation Listeners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about how Andrew gets water now, the opera, trail mix debate, toss your candy salad, Euros bet, Craigslist, Geoff breaking gas pumps, Geoff blindsides Geoff via mosquitios, pantry app, naps, hand pies, lawn guy, Clipped, and number 1 songs. COOKBOOK is out now in PDF on Patreon.com/theregulationpod Support us directly at patreon.com/theregulationpod Stay up to date, get exclusive supplemental, and connect with other Regulation Listeners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about who is most popular, cheese rolling, boba pearls, bug swimming pool, open concept, exploding hose, Andrew's diagram, water is a series of doors, balcony hot tub, sequel bands, Foxy Shazam, dump truck, and acquiring our rights. COOKBOOK is out now in PDF on Patreon.com/theregulationpod Support us directly at patreon.com/theregulationpod. Stay up to date, get exclusive supplemental, and connect with other Regulation Listeners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Andrew proposes a new kind of draft: an auction and nobody quite follows. After careful explanation and examples, the rest of AN EGG is on board to draft the biggest box office winners of the summer. Who will come out on top with the biggest bank, who will be the box office bomb, and who is seeing both parts of that Kevin Costner movie? Support us directly at https://www.patreon.com/TheRegulationPod Stay up to date, get exclusive supplemental content, and connect with other Regulation Listeners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about Andrew vs the Chair, Gavin vs the Printer, Chubby drink, cheap barrel drinks, ravens revenge, wax cola bottles, Dasani water, food you hate, we lost Geoff, backup batteries, The Matrix, Andrew's mom's bakery adventure, Homestar Runner, Bubb Rubb, Movie Auction Draft, and Spelling Bee betting. Sponsored by Shopify: Sign up for a $1/month trial period at shopify.com/face. Support us directly at patreon.com/theregulationpod. Stay up to date, get exclusive supplemental, and connect with other Regulation Listeners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about how your support has been greatly appreciated, Andrew's chair isn't his, Geoff's raised platform, real ghosts on Haunter, Rain Run, school memories, hardest you ever laughed, Left 4 Dead, groantube toothbrush, Friendship EGOT, Andrew's guessing game, and Potts cans. Support us directly at patreon.com/regulationpod Stay up to date, get exclusive supplemental, and connect with other Regulation Listeners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about who gets to say what first, resetting the rules and comment leavers, eleven pees, bathrooms disasters, shooting Superman's horse, Red Dead, goo fan, Looper scenario, no pain, no more baths, Logo Revealer, piss slate, and a presidental pardon. Support us directly at patreon.com/regulationpod Stay up to date, get exclusive supplemental, and connect with other Regulation Listeners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about restarting the podcast every 205 episodes, Andrew reveals his long running easter egg, reminiscing on the last 4 years of F**kface, getting waxed again, boss reviews, Gavin’s scandalous photo, foods we’ve eaten most in our lives, the hot dog registry, nerd smarts, the next TikTok sport, Andrew emoting in Sea of Thieves, Gavin searching for the word, thanking our editor Kelly, thanking our loyal fans, and talking about the future of F**kface. Follow us to stay up to date on our next steps Geoff: instagram.com/geofflramsey x.com/GeoffLRamsey Gavin: instagram.com/gavinfree x.com/GavinFree Andrew: x.com/andrewpanton Eric: instagram.com/ericbaudour x.com/ericbaudour Nick: instagram.com/schwartzanicker x.com/schwartzanicker Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about potato facts, raccoon fingers, opposable thumbs, stinkiest temperatures, cold sauce, the flavor of cold, the great raccoon scandal of 2016, coffee and vanilla beans, animals we don’t care about, birds, new draft ideas, formal apology to the Celtics, the Vancouver Canucks, getting ahead of light, rug cleaning, believing what we see on the internet, never asking questions, not correcting people, trading cars for rugs, Albert snores, Sea of Thieves life hack, The Panton Store, and more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about strong acid levels, Jack is kinda not a thief, closing out a 15 year old storyline, the biggest raccoon party, being the first person to do or interact with something, revisiting easter eggs, passing the torch of listening for Nick in the mask, the potential new Geoff and Andrew show, The Last of Us 2 shutting the donut shop down, favorite donut flavors, incorporating new cams, Andrew is saving the company, bringing back dead drops, riding with Eric to do weird stuff, dream topics, who Ike of Mike and Ike is, Rechtsschutzversicherungsgesellschaften, taking a leave from talking, icy hot, and more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Andrew’s voice, why birds don’t have visible balls, animal kingdom penis’, old tweets, Dollar Hot Dog Night, being in a Whataburger commercial, the solar eclipse, Xbox 360 best features, Way of the Dogg, Undercover Boss, recording every piss, hobbies we’re running from, internal goo, snorting Tums, justice for Graysie, NBA stars with pets, Eric the super producer, hollow Whoppers, and more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Nick’s real life laugh, the goodbye party started by an evil man, Graysie the British Jackal, hourly nightmares, Andrew and Eric going to the mall and making code words, convincing people of time travel, our mall era, Geoff promotion and demotion cycle, childhood disappointments, trying to get Will Sasso in content, DCOM’s, Andrew lying to get a library card, what based on a true story really means, Kirk Cameron, the Twitch streamed UFC fight, mustache hairs, The Matrix MMO, and more. Sponsored by FÜM: Start the Good Habit at https://tryfum.com/FACE to save 10% off the Journey Pack today. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about remastering Red Vs Blue, Jack being a thief, Eric and Andrew’s sick voices, jizzle knowledge, in and out of our cum era, the 9 volt battery above Gavin’s door jams, animals being left and right handed, kicking with dick power, front knee kick in fighting, gun based sports, Vietnam birthday lottery draft, generational celebrity images, least famous faces, feeding fish to fish to catch fish, the future of VR, logging in on a TV, finally asking about Graysie’s tub time, Geoff’s house progress, root canal update, and more. Sponsored by BetterHelp This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp — go to http://betterhelp.com/face to get 10% off your first month. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Recorded February of 2023, listen as the guys talk through what they wanted to do for Does It Do and determine if they should? Go rewatch all of Does It Do now while there's time. Did we do? Maybe we did. You could too. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about enthusiasm, architect Andrew, cat guessing, what did we talk about, a food you can't say no to and whats on it, UK TV License, AH AMEX problems, doordash shooting food at you, bird love spaghetti, back back hoodie, and pin the falcon on the dick. Sponsored by BetterHelp http://betterhelp.com/face , Shady Rays http://shadyrays.com code FACE24 , Dragon's Dogma 2 http://dragonsdogma.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Nick wearing the mask, dark humor and therapy, jacking Geoff’s house up, cracking house foundations, Andrew’s discount shopping and pranking, scariest texts to receive from Andrew, the Slop O’clocks, Geoff’s fridge is broken, a book full of F**kface photography, converting fart recordings to written word, time travel, what’s going on with Kate Middleton, smoke alarms going off in the middle of the night, 9 volt batteries, bad ad reads and make goods, podcast training camp, Andrew’s habit of rule following, NYT Connections, the familiar house in Michigan, Gavin doesn’t answer texts, Andrew said trash, a room made from clocks, MVP Nick, and more. Sponsored by BetterHelp http://betterhelp.com/face , Cosmic Crisp http://cosmiccrisp.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew address the company closure as well as talk about the Ratyboy announcement, McDonald’s salt delivery, Eric taking a phone call mid-record, the groan tube, who can clog a toilet quicker, the amount of merch inventory that will be leftover, the cheese trophy, no one can take Ian from us, Oscar movie reviews, Woman with the Red Lipstick, Andrew’s moms opinion on Poor Things, Emma Stone’s nipples, search engines, ancient Hotmail, catching a rubber pop up toy in between your buttcheeks, Andrew stepping in the trash bin, dying in other universes, magazine prices, and more. Sponsored by Shopify http://shopify.com/face , Füm https://tryfum.com/FACE , Factor http://factormeals.com/face50 code face50 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about getting sent to the office, children fidget weapons, yoyo’s getting banned in school, lockers, smurf christening, 5 pound bets, bomb shapes, the size of an appendix, sour patch kids heads, recouping your organ space, pantone color of 2024, what animals could sell us what foods, animal drug dealers, best/worst devil actors, robinsons orange, Geoff’s tooth falling out, how the umidigi died, newfound faith in Eric and board games, playing Expeditions: A Mud Runner Game, the monster truck kid on Geoff’s street, what happened to episode 196, and more. Sponsored by BetterHelp http://betterhelp.com/face and Mando http://ShopMando.com code FACE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about how Gavin is here early, market research, Andrew's root canal, teeth memory, bike debacle, old problems, Geoff's dog's name, custom orders, foot long, wearing pants, and Tiktok. Sponsored by BetterHelp http://betterhelp.com/face , Shady Rays http://shadyrays.com code FACE , Babbel http://babbel.com/FACE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Herman Miller chairs, putting your hand in a cactus, asshole update, tailbone cracking, chiropractic methods, wanting to be touched less, new day rituals, the logistics of having multiple dicks, Gavin’s cleaning tongue, animals that eat their young, BMX bike jumping, Geoff running over Gavin’s toothpaste, no bleeding goal, bathtub fill time, is Mr. Magoo blind?, Andrew figuring out how to use the keyboard, Angry Whopper hack, how many substitutions are allowed before it’s no longer the menu item, blindfolded episode, filmable falcons, and more. Sponsored by Better Help http://betterhelp.com/face and Cosmic Crisp http://cosmiccrisp.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew start the episode off with some mellow check ins and talk about Andrew and Gavin’s Google Maps game, Does It Do? Sunglasses debacle, Geoff’s tone shift, Trucks, Palworld, Sodastream carbonated juice, unifarm innovation, exploding Soda Stream canisters, explosive colors, using compressed air on an Xbox, Andrew’s vacuuming frequency, if blimping is a dead technology, buying a mini blimp, Eric’s wrestling commentary, naked old men flopping vs. Sienna Miller running in a gown, John Malkovich burping, Andrew’s ad read clip, playing Payday 3, negative returns on Gurplers, being there for each other's penis’, what would blow your mind if you were from the 1950’s, and more. Sponsored by Katos Koffee http://katoskoffee.com code FACE10 , Shopify http://shopify.com/face , Füm https://tryfum.com/FACE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Payday 3, sending Gavin to the Owl City lab, measuring the brightness of 10 million fireflies, ear patterned baldness, buying bugs online, Ladybug Johnson, nursemaid Tittle, the things we could get away with in a hi-vis vest, high school football field dick chain, how invisible is Nick?, the kitchen day competitions, keeping your guard up with a sleeping mask, Andrew’s hamstring injury, zodiac based financial predictions, Chinese New Year animals and elements, Andrew got a cock, the “it all happens” invite, the Missing Children Milk Carton program, food related advertising efforts, best newspaper section to eat, grip strength, the ball squeeze, and more. Sponsored by BetterHelp http://betterhelp.com/face , DraftKings Sportsbook Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app now and use code REGULATION Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about toothpaste hardness, shit in the shower, temperature change, worst movie posters, goat and cat eyes, streaming, trucks with Andrew, Warzone, Halo times maybe, apple pies & sandwiches, rethinking pears, and Does It Do is out now. Sponsored by Shady Rays http://shadyrays.com code FACE , BetterHelp http://betterhelp.com/face , Babbel http://babbel.com/FACE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Arnold Schwarzenegger, Worms, Andrew’s old man routine, Turner Classic Movies, Ridiculousness, Citizen Kane, Hello Dolly, scenes in movies we skip, The Iron Claw, Andrew not feeling well, the emotional journey of Up, Geoff’s magnetization to dogshit, Andrew’s first trip to the dentist in 12 years, root canal advice, physics lessons, more of the great standing desk debate, Cosmic Crisp Apples, recipe-less cooking, oddly named fruit, eating a whole loaf of bread, Geoff’s puppy gnawing on the corners of walls, skills we thought we’d use more, the death barometer, forgetting things, which celebrities will last, which body part would be worst to have 2 of, tastebud positioning, calzones, pizza survival, Blue Streak and more. Sponsored by Shopify Go to http://shopify.com/face to sign up for a $1-per month trial period Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about how they spent their Christmas breaks, McNugget Buddies, testing grip strength, using dog medicine to make hands rougher, New Years Eve festivities, cool vids, maximizing Christmas tree space, salad spinners as toys, the crouton eating contest, the New Years Eve movie, reimagining the ball drop, why shirts have fronts and backs, the long awaited creative meeting, Geoff’s handwriting, Trucks, improvements to the hot dog races, the Detroit area code, picking our vibes for 2024, Andrew’s useless alarm system, breathe the weight away, Us, the mall game show, this years predictions, and more. Shop our merch here → https://store.roosterteeth.com/collections/f-kface Sponsored by BetterHelp http://betterhelp.com/face , HelloFresh http://hellofresh.com/facefree code facefree , Cosmic Crisp http://cosmiccrisp.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about how Andrew would carry out a murder, being a week into new buttholes, making a toupe out of ass hair, tug of war and jet ski waxing methods, the great standing desk debate, Andrew’s cock award results, a heartfelt apology to Jack, the fruit video, the breastfeeding at an NBA game, their clumsy incidents, buying and renovating your childhood home, tracking height in door frames, the mall buying Andrew’s neighborhood, putting a plaque in said mall, bean hole dirt pens getting to Canada, Geoff’s unnamed secret puppy, and more. Shop our merch here → https://store.roosterteeth.com/collections/f-kface Sponsored by Füm http://tryfum.com/FACE , Factor http://factormeals.com/face50 code face50 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew wish you a Happy New Year and talk about asshole sweat, making Nick wear the monkey mask on this podcast, asshole updates, the beanhole, Andrew finding the Monopoly money, 10 inch tweezers, how Gavin grips sticks, lore consultant, new year's resolutions, getting jacked hands, giant forearm guy, Lady in the Water, more Melting Pot updates, foreign F**kface, who’s more American?, trying to get the billboard in Indiana, cheating the cock award system, the nominations, Andrew’s campaign, searching for guidance, Geoff’s sign from Howard Stern, peak sleep routines, The Hateful Eight, the year we change the name of this podcast, and more. Subscribe to the LetsPlay channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkxctb0jr8vwa4Do6c6su0Q Sponsored by BetterHelp http://betterhelp.com/face , Babbel http://babbel.com/FACE , HelloFresh http://hellofresh.com/facefree code facefree , FIRST http://fuckfacepod.com/first get FIRST for $5.99 a month or $4.99 a month on a yearly plan! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the experience of finally getting their buttholes waxed, Geoff deciding to also get his balls waxed, the risk of getting poo in the follicle holes, Geoff and Gavin's trip to New York, Brooklyn coffee shop smut, seeing the Rockettes, Radio City Music Hall, Geoff’s audio files of himself peeing, farting in the airport lounge, accidentally pressing the elevator alarm, what was supposed to be the best diet coke, the woman trying to interview the soda shop owner, ice skating, ankle strength, skyline projections, the bird chirp fart file, the stolen Andrew wrapping paper, cosmic crisp buying into F**kface, the hidden Monopoly money, the wheel of years pick, and more. Subscribe to the LetsPlay channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkxctb0jr8vwa4Do6c6su0Q. Sponsored by HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/facefree code facefree), Shopify (http://shopify.com/face), and Factor (http://factormeals.com/face50 code face50). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

AN EGG round out the holidays with a walk down memory lane as they go through a Christmas catalog from 1998. Flip the pages with us and check out what was Hot or Not for the 98 holiday. Whoa is that PlayStation? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about almost accidentally opening a Melting Pot franchise, Stinky Dragon emails, looking around Google Earth, how scary geography can be, Gavin’s fear of zooming, Andrew’s dream hands and feet, Geoff’s awareness of others hands, Eric being very particular about what he moves his body to, the honeymoon, iguanas following Emily, all inclusive food options, spa days, the speedo diaper, the massage butthole wink, pedicures parties, checking bags, feet molestation, Michael Jackson's private voice, Ready 2 Rumble, writing smut in NYC, YouTube accounts, the wheel of years, getting extensions, and more. Subscribe to the LetsPlay channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkxctb0jr8vwa4Do6c6su0Q Sponsored by Katos Koffee http://katoskoffee.com code FACE10 , Nuts.com http://Nuts.com/face , BetterHelp http://betterhelp.com/face Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices