Rebel Daydreams

This queer and absurd skit show is about how a gay banana cult took over the world. The unified world government is a theocracy devoted to worshiping and cultivating bananas across the globe (and encouraging gay kisses). To protest this state of affairs, a manic libertarian records a subversive podcast in his basement. Will Rare Nadir obliterate the Church of the Unpeeled and chop it into tiny pieces? I mean. Probably not. It is the world government, after all.Rebel Daydreams creates queer and absurd skits. Our comedy podcast provides the best absurd humor in the Milky Way Galaxy (but not the Virgo Supercluster). We don't just create gay comedy and lesbian comedy. We create comedy for every letter of the LGBTQ+ alphabet. And straight people may find us funny too. Allegedly. New episodes on Tuesdays at 8AM central (or 4PM central, in this case).SKITS AND TIMESTAMPS:00:36 - Rare Nadir's Introduction. Our manic narrator declares that the world government is based on a cult.01:49 - Transbananafication. Church leaders attempt to recruit the man who would become their messiah.06:47 - Tha Bananazone. Rare Nadir mocks the Church of the Unpeeled's podcast, "Tha Bananazone". Wait a second. This is a podcast within Rare Nadir's podcast, which is within Rebel Daydreams. We're only three levels deep? We need to go deeper!!!10:42 - Murder-Banana. The Church of the Unpeeled sentences the CEO of Chiquita banana to death.13:27 - Death-Bed Three Way. Do you need more of a description than that??? It's self-explanatory.17:21 - The Pledge Drive for All Bananakind. Tha Bananazone makes the Church the wealthiest organization to ever exist.22:06 - 100% Straight. Rare Nadir joins the Church of the Unpeeled. But he's still straight, okay? Straight!!!25:52 - The Interview. Tha Bananazone converts hundreds of millions of people in this pivotal episode, and Rare wonders why.30:01 - Utopia? The Unpeeled Messiah becomes President of the Earth in all perpetuity. Do you know what Rare Nadir thinks about this? He doesn't like it. You should know that by now, if you were paying attention.CREDITS:Dr. Rebel as Rare Nadir, the manic libertarian narrator.Robert as Thomas Hart, the church's messiah.Leeann Muse (@atxwhovianmama) as Byron, the creepy flirty guy with a growth arc.Peep as Mary, a priestess of the church with unusual ideas about deathbed activities.Dr. Jiggles (@dr.jigglez) as Banananogmos, the Divine YellowAmy Langley-Larson as Christopher, a podcast host who has never taken DMT. @sarahsunshinesullivan as William, a podcast host who knows entirely too much about DMT. Lesley Backus (@lb_inthebeat) as Linda, a judge in the Church of the Unpeeled.Jill as Michael, a Yellow Lawyer who is versed in the ways of the Unpeeled Court.Austin Westmoreland (@disjointed_debonair) as Carl Lindner, the former CEO of Chiquita bananaDan Warren (danwarren.bandcamp.com) created various theme songsMartin Whitmore (@martinwhitmore) created the logoCONTENT WARNINGS:Strong sexual content, religious discussion. IF YOU READ ALL THIS, YOU CAN:Share it with your friends!Subscribe to the channel!Give us a review/comment on your favorite podcast platform (or YouTube)!Tattoo our logo on your butt!We love sharing sketch comedy with you. Please help us share it with more people!

We created this fine batch of skits after toiling for decades in extremely unsafe conditions. And now several of us don't have body parts we wish we had. Like scorpion tails, for example. Today's episode includes parodies of "Warhammer" and "Frankenstein", a method actor where we wouldn't expect him, and a detailed explanation for the best way to enjoy water. All important parts of a balanced breakfast.Rebel Daydreams creates queer and absurd skits. Our comedy podcast provides the best absurd humor in the Milky Way Galaxy (but not the Virgo Supercluster). We don't just create gay comedy and lesbian comedy. We create comedy for every letter of the LGBTQ+ alphabet. And straight people may find us funny too. Allegedly. New episodes on Tuesdays at 8AM central.SKITS AND TIMESTAMPS:00:00 - Battlemallet 70 billion. In a world similar to and yet legally distinct from Warhammer 40,000, the Divine Dicatator's cool monologues keep getting interrupted by people who need decisions to be made. Don't you feel bad for the Dictator? I tried to have a cool monologue in D&D once and I farted while delivering it and then people laughed at me. I live with that shame to this day.04:48 - What's on our show for today?06:39 - Boxing announcer method actor. The "Sunday, sunday, sunday" guy can't seem to turn that bit off. This skit has strong sexual content, to put it mildly!09:29 - How to Drink Water. A friend is woefully ignorant of the best way to enjoy water. She thinks she can just drink it out of the tap. What???13:39 - Cakenstein. Frankenstein's monster is made out of cake for the Is It Cake show. Except for his penis, which is flesh and blood.19:49 - Pride, Prejudice, and Garbage. Garbagemen discuss the happenings in high society as they dispose of disgusting, disgusting things. This skit has a lot of gross-out humor. Maybe don't listen to it when you're eating something. Or do. I'm not the boss of you.CREDITS:Dr. Rebel as the various hosts and Mother MaryKurt Wilkinson (@extrability) as the Divine Dictator, the man-child ruler of the human race, and Alphonse, the garbage collector. Two sides of the same coin, really.Leeann Muse (@atxwhovianmama) as Colonel Space, one of the Dictator's many underlings, Bunny, the boxing announcer's wife, Cynthia, a person who doesn't know how to enjoy water properly, and Ashley, the "is it cake" contestant.Lauren Bard as Ashley the water aficionado, (a character distinct from the "is it cake" contestant).Liz Ross (@hross1110) as Sam "The Clam", the boxing announcer, the baby Jesus, and Gordon RamsayJudson (Loud Macleod) as Ben "the Pen", the boxing announcer's director, and as cakenstein's monster.@sarahsunshinesullivan as Guy Fieri, John the baker, and Winnifred the garbagewomanDan Warren (danwarren.bandcamp.com) created various theme songsMartin Whitmore (@martinwhitmore) created the logoVarious creators on pixabay.com created sound effectsCONTENT WARNINGS:Strong sexual content in "boxing announcer". Vomiting and a discussion of death in "Pride, Prejudice, and Garbage".IF YOU READ ALL THIS, YOU CAN:Share it with your friends!Subscribe to the channel!Give us a review/comment on your favorite podcast platform (or YouTube)!Tattoo our logo on your butt!We love sharing sketch comedy with you. Please help us share it with more people!

This queer and absurd skit show includes Genghis Khan, Kool-Aid Dracula, the President of the United States, and other crazy characters. It's flying every which way and air traffic control is concerned. In fact, thousands will fall to their deaths from 40,000 feet if you don't listen to this episode to calm it down right now. Is 40,000 feet the height at which planes fly? It is now. [Note: This show has nothing to do with airplanes].Rebel Daydreams creates queer and absurd skits. Our comedy podcast provides the best absurd humor in the Milky Way Galaxy (but not the Virgo Supercluster). We don't just create gay comedy and lesbian comedy. We create comedy for every letter of the LGBTQ+ alphabet. And straight people may find us funny too. Allegedly. New episodes on Tuesdays at 8AM central.This re-launch groups our skits together into 30 minute episodes. This way we won't have hourlong plays and 3 minute skits in the same channel - everything will be at least 30 minutes long. See what I do for you? I hope you're grateful. If you aren't, consider therapy. In fact, consider therapy either way. It's good for you.SKITS AND TIMESTAMPS:00:00 - Genghis Khan Gender Reveal Party. A gender reveal party goes sideways when the gender is revealed to be "Genghis Khan".05:30 - What is this show anyway?07:58 - Kool-Aid Dracula. Dracula is the Kool-Aid Man. Or is the Kool-Aid Man Dracula? Who can say? Not me. Don't ask me. Please. Don't. Can't you see I'm fragile? Kool-Aid Dracula has traumatized me.16:29 - The Tiniest Villain. An undead wizard interviews a single mother. Who is also a villain. In fact, her children drove her to a life of crime. Honestly, we get it.24:07 - The U.S. Candy Corn Reserve. The director of the FBI informs a new President that the world will soon run out of Candy Corn. The President does not take this seriously, for some reason. Maybe she's an idiot.CREDITS:Dr. Rebel as the various hosts, Genghis Khan, Harker & Lucy in "Dracula", and Acererak the undead wizardAustin Westmoreland (@disjointed_debonair) as Frederick, a Genghis Khan fanaticLeeann Muse (@atxwhovianmama) as Cynthia, the other Genghis Khan fanatic, and Nathan, the FBI directorCedar as Mimi, somebody who doesn't love Genghis Khan as much as she shouldRob Marley (Marleyaudio.com) as Kool-Aid Dracula. Oh yeahhh!!!@broke as Van HelsingDr. Jiggles (@dr.jigglez) as Seward in "Dracula", and the President who doesn't care about candy cornXidaer (@Xidaerlee, xidaerlee.com) as Meepo, the smallest villain of them all.Dan Warren (danwarren.bandcamp.com) created various theme songsMartin Whitmore (@martinwhitmore) created the logoVarious creators on pixabay.com created sound effectsCONTENT WARNINGS:General vampire chicanery and cartoon violence. Discussion of death and social unrest.IF YOU ENJOYED THE EPISODE, YOU CAN:Share this episode with your friends!Subscribe to the channel!Give us a review/comment on your favorite podcast platform (or YouTube)!Tattoo our logo on your butt!We love sharing sketch comedy with you. Please help us share it with more people!

If you think pineapple belongs on pizza, you are a FOOL! The best pizza topping is revealed in this mind-boggling episode of true conspiracies!!! Lid = blown off.

The vampire Count Strahd's assistant, Cyrus Belview, tells us all about the life of a henchman.

Romance Novelists discuss the best synonyms for "hoo ha" and "pee-nor".

A big game hunter faces his deepest fear: cockroaches. I am afraid of them too. Aren't you? Oh my God! There's one behind you! The phone call was coming from inside the house! AND THE COCKROACH IS ON THE OTHER LINE!

Pancakes were invented by Satan to trap our souls in eternal hellfire! If you didn't know that already, you are an IDIOT!!!

A countryfied manticore named Gizzard shares his perspective on villianing

An orc-band discusses meat, and its appearance on the menu. Like in "Lord of the Rings". But this time it's funny! ...I... I hope it's funny, at least. Are we funny? Is anything funny? What is humor, anyway?

Captain AMAB hunts down his arch-nemesis, Moby Duck. The White Duck. Not to be confused with the dozens of other white ducks that are in the same pond.

If you think KY jelly is the best lubricant for sex, you are a drooling nitwit. Just incredibly dense. Want to know what the best lube is??? THEN LISTEN TO MY PODCAST, YOU FOOL!

Who are these harpies, and why are their boobs so saggy???

The internet is a series of tubes with pigeons inside that transfer data to different computers with tiny USB sticks that hang around their necks. And if you don't believe that, you are a sheep, a moron, and an ignoramus.

Gordon Ramsay scrutinizes his dinner in the intensive care unit.

A story of revenge, featuring a corn dog iron maiden.

Acererak interviews Maharajah Phoolan, a genie from the elemental plane of fire.

Gregor Samsa awakens one morning to find out he has been turned into a chicken salad sandwich.

Hwhallace hwimberly somebody or another introduces "Disasterpiece Theatre!"

The saga of Gleb begins... The medieval peasant with an AK-47.

Baba Lysaga has a conversation with a sexy, sexy devil! So sexy. I CANT STAND IT! OH MY GOD!

Crabs have taken over the world. Now what?

Rare Nadir introduces True Conspiracies, a show based on 1000% true events!

Friends discuss rehabilitating someone with a harmful and unusual hobby.

At a wedding, a heckler demands that the couple perform increasingly lewd acts.

Acererak interviews Grunk and Lunk, a two-headed ogre. Or is it Lunk and Grunk? Literally no one can say.

Acererak interviews THACO the clown. She's not a happy clown. No no. She's as sad a clown as anyone could expect. Can you deal???

A mother introduces her teenager to her robotic AI companion. Topical, anyone?

Acererak interviews Halaster Blackcloak, the mad mage of Waterdeep! Will he be able to convince Halaster to stop taking so many hallucinogens? No.

As romance blossoms, lovers discuss the finer things in life. Like toast!

Acererak interviews a French monster who looks like a treasure chest!

Scientists discover time travel and discuss what to do with it.

A lesbian couple flee a collapsing moon colony. The colony is no longer profitable and so supply shuttles from Earth are stopping. Only those who can afford a ticket back to Earth will survive. As the CEO's daughter tries to secure a ticket for her gutter-punk girlfriend, riots break out. Will they be able to return home?

Artus Cimber, a knight in shining armor, captures and interrogates an ancient green dragon named Bolrig.

Friends take DMT and meet an interdimensional flying snake God.

Baba Lysaga interviews Yvonnel Baenre, the leader of the dark elves. Child sacrifice is discussed. Fun times.

The fanciest garbagemen on the planet go on their route.

When searching for a lost talking cat, Captain Bagel inadvertently goes to a gay bar, which threatens his fragile masculinity. He bounces around Austin, doing everything he can to avoid going back to follow the one good lead he has. Will Captain Bagel overcome his machismo to solve the case?

Inspired by Dungeons and Dragons, Sh*tty Wizards is a series of stories about how powerful sorcerers repeatedly fail to accomplish basic tasks.

The esteemed Hwilliam Hwimberly Hwallington Hwallace shows us how time traveling horses overthrew the Roman Empire.

When Wimbo the Bimbo Wizard and Professor Abu-Dhazim land themselves in Hell, they seek out the one pleasure beyond all others - pegging. But they lack the necessary supplies! Together, they go on an Epic Quest in Hell, seeking out psychoactive lubricant, the one Cock-Ring to rule them all, and a jewel-encrusted pegging harness. Will the heroes get what they need - and will Wimbo peg the ever-loving daylights out of Professor Abu-Dhazim?

This week's guest, a wizard inside a gelatinous cube, believes that one day the multiverse will be covered in slime.

We witness the final round of the Bobby Fischer Chess and Rap Battling Tournament.

Acererak awakens and interviews a pathological virus.

Artus Cimber, a knight in shining armor, captures and interrogates our host Acererak.

Acererak interviews the beholder named Xanathar. Is Zushaxx wearing a blonde toupee?

Baba Lysaga interviews the demon lord Oublivae, who recounts her adventures in the Abyss.