RealiTV Recaps Reality TV

It’s an exciting time for reality TV as we have the Holy Trinity of shows to feast on! First up, Married at First Sight (8:50) debuted with a home run episode. Bennett pees his pants, Brett impresses no one, and Woody accidentally found himself here instead of Little People, Big World. Love After Lockup (32:3) is back & better than ever with a whole new crew of People of Walmart. John & his facial moles are head over handcuffs for Kristianna, and Jessica apparently has a habit of stalking her own sister. Quaylon & Shavel are certain their love will last, despite the fact they don’t know how to say or spell each other’s names.Finally, 90 Day Fiance The Other Way (49:35) brings the love fest all together with Kenneth & Armando’s reunion. Horchata & gummy worms aren’t for everyone, but I’m holding on to hope! SUBSCRIBE, RATE & LEAVE A REVIEW, please & thank you! The BEST CBD ever at www.feals.com/realiTV for 50% off & FREE SHIPPING!*PATREON Bonus Episodes, ad-free episodes, free merch & more at www.patreon.com/realitvpod *Total Request Podcast at www.patreon.com/TRpod YOU request the shows, WE watch them & break em down!*Join me in $upporting the Freedom Service Dogs www.freedomservicedogs.org

It’s been a crazy week between tragedies, deaths, Britney and my boobs. I’ll fill you in, don’t you worry. Speaking of boobs, Colt flew to Brazil on 90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After (8:50)! Turns out, Debbie requires a post-flight exorcism while Paul requires buying everything in bulk. 5 for $5? 5 for $5. Or 10 for $10 if 5 for $5 is 5 too few. With all that math, one would think he could GET A JOB THERE. Over on 90DF The Other Way (29:19), Armando crafts because of course he does. Also, Brittany attempts to smash the Patriarchy while Jihoon tries to smash out a few more naps because he sucks. SUBSCRIBE, RATE & LEAVE A REVIEW, please & thank you! Love my RITUAL www.ritual.com/realitv to save 10% off your first 3 months! *PATREON Bonus Episodes, ad-free episodes, free merch & more at www.patreon.com/realitvpod *Total Request Podcast at www.patreon.com/TRpod YOU request the shows, WE watch them & break em down! *Join me in $upporting the National Center on Aging www.ncoa.org

Look around, how lucky we were to be alive right now! Yep, I’m Hamilton-crazy so feel lucky I’m not singing about it. I WILL talk about Claudia & Kellyanne Conway going at it like Housewives and that POS Ghislane getting arrested though! If I go missing, forget the Epstein Conspiracy, however; look into Alien Abductions because of Unsolved Mysteries. Shhh! Let’s change topics before they (the aliens) hear us talking about them. How bout that 90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After (13:30)? This week, Colt is cheating with the Hanna-Barbera Larissa & Debbie is glued to QVC while her chops are in the microwave. Meanwhile on The Other Way (32:28) Ariela only likes babies with dreadlocks and Cheese Stick continues to ooze sex appeal. SUBSCRIBE, RATE & LEAVE A REVIEW, please & thank you! Use code RealiTV80 to get $80 off your first month plus free shipping on your first box! Go to www.GreenChef.com/realitv80 *PATREON Bonus Episodes, ad-free episodes, free merch & more at www.patreon.com/realitvpod *Total Request Podcast at www.patreon.com/TRpod YOU request the shows, WE watch them & break em down! *Join me in $upporting www.blackgirlscode.com empowering young women of color between the ages of 7-17 to embrace the current tech marketplace.

It’s a holiday week so I’m coming in hot with an earlier-than-usual episode! Happily Ever After kicked off the week with a karma bomb as big as her boot for Tania. Anyone feel badly for her? Bueller? Bueller? Right, so let’s talk about Colt revealing he is the real-life Caillou. His lack of knee flexibility requires an MRI like Tania’s, I’m just pointing out the obvious. PSST, while you enjoy the holiday, check out HBO’s I’ll Be Gone in the Dark because I need to talk about it with someone! SUBSCRIBE, RATE & LEAVE A REVIEW, please & thank you! *Join me in $upporting Broadway for Racial Justice www.bfrj.org this week XO *PATREON Bonus Episodes, ad-free episodes, free merch & more at www.patreon.com/realitvpod *Total Request Podcast at www.patreon.com/TRpod YOU request the shows, WE watch them & break em down!

The bitch is back. Da Belle of Da Ball Tania is back with cartoon-sized earmuffs, which she’ll need because she has a season of viewers already roasting her ass. Happily Ever After normally annoys us with on-stop Russ & Paola, but now that rage can be funneled into Elizabeth and Andrei. Too bad for Lib, we’ve seen boobs before & weren’t distracted enough to not see through her BS manipulation. 90 Day Bites Back (28:28) was lame but The Other Way has a real opportunity on its hands: AIR JORDAN. Hear me out. It’s a slam dunk. Or not, but either way I’m willing to petition for more AIR time for Father Yazan. Mother Ariela needs to give me a call too because I have a show to pitch her, but MOST IMPORTANT. I have made the ultimate Jenny comparison to a most beloved TV character. Get ready for this one! SUBSCRIBE, RATE & LEAVE A REVIEW, please & thank you! *PATREON Bonus Episodes, ad-free episodes, free merch & more at www.patreon.com/realitvpod *Total Request Podcast at www.patreon.com/TRpod YOU request the shows, WE watch them & break em down!Starting on my bday June 14, 2020 until June 14, 2021, I will be donating as much as I can to causes I believe in. This week Growing Power Chicago @ugrowcollective @urbangrowerscollective www.urbangrowerscollective.org

It’s a 90 Day Birthday! I shared my special day with the premiere of Happily Ever After? which means I spent the night buzzed & screaming at Angela. Perhaps TLC’s birthday gift to me was to hold off Tania’s segment because my mouth might have started some brushfires. The last episode of Before the 90 Days (35:25) was boring as we all expected it to be. Fear not, a tween hooligan got me all kinds of Neighborhood Watch & I’ll share the fruits of my investigative labor. My attention went from identifying perps to The Other Way (50:16) just in time to realize more than half this cast are meanie liars. The only thing that will make me feel better about this is to receive hugs from Kenneth & Armando. Is it creepy of me to admit this? Yes. Do you also want hugs from them? Exactly. *PATREON Bonus Episodes, ad-free episodes, free merch & more at www.patreon.com/realitvpod *Total Request Podcast at www.patreon.com/TRpod YOU request the shows, WE watch them & break em down! Love my RITUAL www.Ritual.com/RealiTV to save $10 off your first 3 months! Feel why FEALS CBD is my FAV at www.feals.com/realiTV for $50 off & FREE SHIPPING! https://www.obama.org/anguish-and-action/ https://bailproject.org https://www.reclaimtheblock.org https://www.knowyourrightscamp.com https://www.joincampaignzero.org https://unicornriot.ninja

She’s making my dreams come true like only Judge Judy & Oprah can…Kara Berry from Everyone’s Business But Mine and I teamed up for some quality 90 Day Fiance Before the 90 Days snark. We figured what better episodes than both Tell Alls AND the season premiere of 90 Day Fiance The Other Way! From Ed spreading his wings & propaganda in Kara’s neighborhood to our plan for David’s “Real Girl” collection, we didn’t miss a second of the Tell Alls. The new season of The Other Way has us all kinds of hopeful for the world’s most lovable couple, yet oh-so-confused about braces VS invisalign. Be sure to subscribe to Kara at https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/everyones-business-but-mine-with-kara-berry/id148442517 https://www.obama.org/anguish-and-action/https://bailproject.orghttps://www.reclaimtheblock.orghttps://www.knowyourrightscamp.comhttps://www.joincampaignzero.orghttps://unicornriot.ninja*PATREON Bonus Episodes, ad-free episodes, free merch & more at www.patreon.com/realitvpod *Total Request Podcast at www.patreon.com/TRpod YOU request the shows, WE watch them & break em down!*Instagram & Twitter @realiTVpod*Facebook https://www.facebook.com/groups/realitvpod/ *www.realitvpodcast.com

I’m back! Thank you for sticking with me while I took a break to begin grieving & processing the loss of my dad. XO While the world got flipped turned upside-down this weekend, we still had 90 Day Fiancé Before the 90 Days to vent our anger out on. Stephanie experiences a relapse of her Munchausen while Ed pulls a Kellyanne Conway with Alternative Rose Facts. Do you think Ed & his mom could ride Splash Mountain if she stood on his shoulders? Speaking of rollercoasters, David’s moods have real range. Spite, denial, anger, and alas love bring David to his knees in a desperate attempt to get to First Base with Lana. NOT!!!https://www.obama.org/anguish-and-action/https://bailproject.orghttps://www.reclaimtheblock.orghttps://www.knowyourrightscamp.comhttps://www.joincampaignzero.orghttps://unicornriot.ninja*PATREON Bonus Episodes, ad-free episodes, free merch & more at www.patreon.com/realitvpod *Total Request Podcast at www.patreon.com/TRpod YOU request the shows, WE watch them & break em down!Try my fav FEALS CBD at www.feals.com/realiTV for 50% off & FREE SHIPPING!

****This teaser includes a HUGE section at the top of us recapping current events and just general hullabaloo, and also we include Catelynn's entire section.Hey all! Today Jodie and I let it ALL hang out. We get everyone caught up on our lives and how Jodie has been handling things since her world changed, we also do our best to discuss how EVERYONE'S world has changed, and that even though we are ignorant, we are trying to keep ourselves educated! We then takes things down to frivolous and recap these Teen Mom fools....some more foolish than others. A couple have a great season, while others fall into the trap of trying to control their narrative...and you KNOW that never goes well! Enjoy!!! Hear more at:www.patreon.com/realitvpodwww.patreon.com/TRPodwww.patreon.com/althteenmom

Staying at home is harder than over now that shows like Love After Lockup, Married at First Sight & Sister Wives are over. Like a good enabler, I’m slipping you some real good shit to tide you over. I stumbled upon a reality show that will thrill you, activate your keen senses, inspire action and perhaps steer you towards a new career. Get your clicker ready because you’re about to NatGeo & Chill with To Catch a Smuggler. Not into cocaine seizures? Weirdo. Well 90 Day Fiancé Before the 90 Days (14:08) is always a neutral show that we can bond over. Creepy American men wearing Matrix-Fail trench coats and/or leggings have a way of bringing nations together. I’m not quite sure what that means, but I do know Rose needs to release a Breakup Anthem ASAP. SUBSCRIBE, SHARE & LEAVE A 5-STAR REVIEW! *PATREON Bonus Episodes, ad-free episodes, free merch & more at www.patreon.com/realitvpod *Total Request Podcast at www.patreon.com/TRpod YOU request the shows, WE watch them & break em down! *Instagram & Twitter @realiTVpod *Facebook https://www.facebook.com/groups/realitvpod/ *www.realitvpodcast.com

I have a confession to make. If “Don’t be Suspicious” makes you spontaneously break into song and laughter, I’ve found my safe space with you. Everyone else, I am so sorry to have fallen victim to these times. Speaking of victim, 90 Day Fiancé Before the 90 Days (10:52) showcased a real predator vs. prey spectacular this week. Not exactly a Joe Exotic in the wild, more like a Rep. Joe Wilson (SC) who heckled Obama during his SOTU. Married at First Sight (28:12) finally wrapped up Season 10 with a Where Are they Now special. While some couples professed their bliss & shared baby news, we were all watching to see Amber call out Matt. Fortunately Karma paid a visit to Matt’s face so Amber already won! Last but not least, 60 Days In (41:49) closed it’s latest season with the Phase 2 participants sharing their stories. I’d say more but I’m terrified that Angel will find me. Tony, however, you know where to find me Boo ;) SUBSCRIBE, SHARE & LEAVE A 5-STAR REVIEW! *PATREON Bonus Episodes, ad-free episodes, free merch & more at www.patreon.com/realitvpod *Total Request Podcast at www.patreon.com/TRpod YOU request the shows, WE watch them & break em down! *Instagram & Twitter @realiTVpod *Facebook https://www.facebook.com/groups/realitvpod/ *www.realitvpodcast.com

We were blessed with a THREE HOUR 90 Day Fiancé Before the 90 Days this week so buckle up! Little Miss Munchausen breaks out of her shell & her top to prove she’s still an asshole and Lisa ruined “Mommy” for all of humanity. My children just call me “Jodie” now. Married at First Sight (38:30) delivered a reunion that will go down in the books as one of the best, if not THE best. Sex, Lies and Instagram Lives were spilling out at every turn. TLC should take some notes for their next 90DF or Sister Wives host. SUBSCRIBE, SHARE & LEAVE A 5-STAR REVIEW! *PATREON Bonus Episodes, ad-free episodes, free merch & more at www.patreon.com/realitvpod *Total Request Podcast at www.patreon.com/TRpod YOU request the shows, WE watch them & break em down! *Instagram & Twitter @realiTVpod *Facebook https://www.facebook.com/groups/realitvpod/ *www.realitvpodcast.com

Oh, the hypocrisy in Hollywood, and I’m reporting from the front lines with a People Magazine in hand. From Tom Brady to Jaden Smith, I have the latest heroes saving Earth and assuring us their marriages are thriving. I know, I’m making myself sick too.Later, 90 Day Fiancé Before the 90 Days (16:25) updates us on David’s international stalking expedition with a twist of box office flair. But first, will Lisa destroy relations between Nigeria and the US with her inability to stand the f&ck up? Married at First Sight (36:54) wrapped up its season with Decision Day. No surprises really, besides Pastor Cal fighting over the potty with Brandon. My favorite show on TV, 60 Days In (47:30) also aired its season finale with a legit shakedown, Etowah County style. I’ve never been so terrified yet also turned on in my life. SUBSCRIBE, SHARE & LEAVE A 5-STAR REVIEW! *PATREON Bonus Episodes, ad-free episodes, free merch & more at www.patreon.com/realitvpod *Total Request Podcast at www.patreon.com/TRpod YOU request the shows, WE watch them & break em down!Check out my fav RITUAL www.Ritual.com/RealiTV to save $10 off your first 3 months! *Instagram & Twitter @realiTVpod*Facebook https://www.facebook.com/groups/realitvpod/ *www.realitvpodcast.com

I missed you last week, but I am back like Chili’s baby back ribs (barbecue sauce). My Easter was epic, especially for the neighborhood of folks who experienced an earthquake when I wiped out in front of them. I’ll share with you the glorious details, and then a full rundown of 90 Day Fiancé Before the 90 Days (8:50). A thunderstorm nearly fries the egg in Ed’s hair while a mime in the Ukraine leaves me no choice but to lead a Mime #MeToo Movement. Jessica has never been more on-brand than traveling with her crockpot on Married at First Sight (33:00). Perhaps Katie can carry Derek’s heart and soul in there after she steps on them and crushed his ego as a garnish. Then we’re off to Flagstaff for the season finale of Sister Wives (43:35). Realtor J. Christ hasn’t gotten back to Robyn about a rental, but who cares because this week is all about Maddie’s cervical mucus! Membranes and mortgages go together like Meri and Lularoe, ya know? SUBSCRIBE, SHARE & LEAVE A 5-STAR REVIEW! *PATREON Bonus Episodes, ad-free episodes, free merch & more at www.patreon.com/realitvpod *Total Request Podcast at www.patreon.com/TRpod YOU request the shows, WE watch them & break em down! Try my fav FEALS CBD at www.feals.com/realiTV for $50 off & FREE SHIPPING! *Instagram & Twitter @realiTVpod *Facebook https://www.facebook.com/groups/realitvpod/ *www.realitvpodcast.com

It’s been awhile since I’ve had a good old fashioned rant about celebrities, so I’m going for it! Jenna Dewan, who? Exactly. But it’s not all snark, check the show notes for my favorite IG accounts that will keep you laughing through this crazy time. Then I’m off to Odessa to catch Thomas & Percy arriving with Lana on 90 Day Fiancé Before the 90 Days (14:36)! Who doesn’t love a persistent man? We know Baby Love Lisa would love the attention. Too bad Usman is busy stealing The Dab. You know who also stole something? Robyn on Sister Wives (27:48). First Coyote Pass and now Meri’s *FRAMED* marriage certificate. And Kody. And the family’s nest egg. And the best house. Over on Married at First Sight (33:54), we find out Meka is the Rainman of W2s and she busts Michael in another lie. Jessica says the L-word and Katie hates poetry, but craves a date to the circus. She’s crazy. Finally, 60 Days In (49:55) is THE BEST SHOW on TV. If you aren’t watching, you don’t deserve honeybuns OR a soup.SUBSCRIBE, SHARE & LEAVE A 5-STAR REVIEW! *PATREON Bonus Episodes, ad-free episodes, free merch & more at www.patreon.com/realitvpod *Total Request Podcast at www.patreon.com/TRpod YOU request the shows, WE watch them & break em down!Get $20 OFF Modern Fertility’s incredible kit at www.modernfertility.com/realitv*Instagram & Twitter @realiTVpod*Facebook https://www.facebook.com/groups/realitvpod/*www.realitvpodcast.com FOLLOW: Please Hate These Things, Influencers in the Wild, Kids Getting Hurt, Morons Doing Things shop.HRC.org

I thought I had seen all the competition shows on TV, but I found a real winner this weekend. I’m now the president of the Nutty McNutter fan club & my platform is bringing back Magic Eye posters. This week on 90 Day Fiancé Before the 90 Days (3:46), Stephanie practices questionable mask protocol & Rose inspires me to exfoliate. Lisa makes Angela look like a respected Elder while reminding the world why Americans are assholes. Over on 60 Days In (21:20), Tony is restocking shanks under his balls faster than 3M can make masks…which begs the question: How many honeybuns for a mask & scrubs? Sister Wives (32:00) provided an episode we’ve all been waiting for. Robyn pulled a real Meri, except she dragged her realtor J. Christ into it which really complicated things. Sure, Robyn, SURE. SUBSCRIBE, SHARE & LEAVE A 5-STAR REVIEW! *PATREON Bonus Episodes, ad-free episodes, free merch & more at www.patreon.com/realitvpod *Total Request Podcast at www.patreon.com/TRpod YOU request the shows, WE watch them & break em down! Check out my fav RITUAL www.ritual.com/realitv to save $10 off your first 3 months! *Instagram & Twitter @realiTVpod *Facebook https://www.facebook.com/groups/realitvpod/ *www.realitvpodcast.com

The world turned upside down, but look around, how lucky we are to her alive right now! Okay, got some Hamilton out of my system so now it’s time to get salty… First up, 90 Day Fiancé Before the 90 Days (05:04). This week we met David who rides unicycles so already he creeps me the hell out. Lisa teaches Usman about the birds, bees, and the thing between her knees that he never ever wanted to see. Such a playboy music megastar! Next up Love After Lockup (21:16). I can’t believe Lacey and I have something in common, but holy shit. JEAN Val Jean can get it! Right? He’s way hotter than Zach on Married at First Sight (26:36) could ever be. Somehow Mindy’s friend finds Zach’s round-brushing technique sexy because the guy “cheats” on Mindy. DOUCHE! Last, a solid episode of Sister Wives (41:11) where I actually applauded Kody’s parenting skills during an epic bike-riding lesson. SUBSCRIBE, SHARE & LEAVE A 5-STAR REVIEW! *PATREON Bonus Episodes, ad-free episodes, free merch & more at www.patreon.com/realitvpod *Total Request Podcast at www.patreon.com/TRpod YOU request the shows, WE watch them & break em down! Try my fav FEALS CBD at www.feals.com/realiTV for $50 off & FREE SHIPPING! *Instagram & Twitter @realiTVpod *Facebook https://www.facebook.com/groups/realitvpod/ *www.realitvpodcast.com

Here's a nifty gifty to make you smile during this Corona craziness. Enjoy a FULL episode of TOTAL REQUEST PODCAST (TRP)! This one is extra special to me, so sit back, have a taco or 4000 and ENJOY :) xoxo, Jodie Love is meant to multiplied, not divided. Same goes for street tacos & tres leches cake because it's TONY, BITCH! This episode has it all: Brown Family mosh pits, Christine singing, Robyn's 4th wife privilege, and Meri's sadness. Amanda is a Sister Wives virgin so after a crash course in Brown Family 101 from Jodie, the nuances of the Wedding Padron-Brown are not lost on anyone. Sure Amanda whips out her piano to determine which note Christine is trying to hit & of course Jodie knows the exact number of street tacos can fit down her gullet, but all in all it was a great reception. Unless you got hit by the flying debris of a mutilated bride or groom piñata. For more Total Request Podcast, head to www.patreon.com/TRPod. Just $4 month, you get WEEKLY episodes with the shows YOU request

You must listen to the latest episode of Reply All Podcast. It is brilliant and that’s all I can say! Not so brilliant was Darcey’s plan to break the basic rules of Treadmill Etiquette on 90 Day Fiancé Before the 90 Days (3:52). Not only did she burn only 4.2 calories, but she also missed the opportunity to shit her brains out at Panera, which aids in my weight loss goals every single time. You know what else is good for weight loss? Meth. Meth and/or kicking your adult son out of your home theater built for 2 Love After Lockup (22:48). Mother Clint followed Nancy Reagan’s JUST SAY NO advice, but sadly Sarah didn’t when she saw Michael’s “pretty girl” maker. Over on Married at First Sight (32:07), the experts basically #MeToo Mindy and give Brandon a standing ovation & beg for an encore. Are the experts trolling us?! SUBSCRIBE, SHARE & LEAVE A 5-STAR REVIEW! *PATREON Bonus Episodes, ad-free episodes, free merch & more at www.patreon.com/realitvpod *Total Request Podcast at www.patreon.com/amandaandjodie YOU request the shows, WE watch them & break em down! Check out my fav RITUAL www.Ritual.com/RealiTV to save $10 off your first 3 months! *Instagram & Twitter @realiTVpod *Facebook https://www.facebook.com/groups/realitvpod/ *www.realitvpodcast.com

I’ve invited a guest into my bed & I need your advice. Maybe I’ve been watching too much Sister Wives (8:00), but I want to multiply my own love now. Love is Love! Unless it’s in the trees. Don’t ever put Baby in the corner near the trees! The trees have eyes! And shade! So much shade! Meri really sucks a big dusty one this week and I’ve never felt more alive.The new season of 90 Day Fiancé Before the 90 Days (20:45) is pretty freaking good. Ed had a strong first week, but my Creeper radar started pinging off the charts when I spied some unframed 3x5s. Are we sure that’s mayo?We’ve been waiting to see how Ashley handles the heat she’s under on 60 Days In (39:47) & we finally got our answer. While Dennis and Tony have a pissing match over Pod Boss, Jennifer prays addiction & mental illness away. Gee, that special talent would have been useful in praying Ms. Williams away while she was abusing inmates. Weird.SUBSCRIBE, SHARE & LEAVE A 5-STAR REVIEW!*PATREON Bonus Episodes, ad-free episodes, free merch & more at www.patreon.com/realitvpod *Total Request Podcast at www.patreon.com/amandaandjodie YOU request the shows, WE watch them & break em down!*Instagram & Twitter @realiTVpod*Facebook https://www.facebook.com/groups/realitvpod/ *www.realitvpodcast.com

Introducing the newest Audioboom original podcast, Here's the Sitch with Mike & Laurens, hosted by The Jersey Shore's Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino and his wife Laurens. Join 'The Situation' as he talks about his path to recovery, going back to work and everything else in between. Here's the Sitch with Mike and Laurens premieres 3/3. Subscribe to Here's the Sitch with Mike and Laurens on Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/heres-the-sitch-with-mike-laurens/id1499164128

Who wants to hear some karma thrown at Harvey Weinstein? It’s so gross and amazing and well-deserved. Spread it, share it, make it stick to him forever!After a satisfying Weinstein rant, I dive into this week’s episode of Married at First Sight (5:27). Were you as shocked as I was to learn that Jessica is responsible for the spread of hospital herpes? Allegedly. She may be the one cooking meatballs al Corona Virus pretty soon.The new season of 90 Day Fiancé Before the 90 Days (20:49) is a breath of fresh in the world of formerly-retired vaginas & dermatological issues. We really don’t deserve Ed, his sensitive heart, nor his tender epidermis. Over on Love After Lockup (38:58), Lacey changes her mind but never her underwear while ZSHJohn turns on his John-ne sais quoi. Psst…Lamar! Don’t Drop the Coat! SUBSCRIBE, SHARE & LEAVE A 5-STAR REVIEW!Check out my fav RITUAL www.Ritual.com/RealiTV to save $10 off your first 3 months! *PATREON Bonus Episodes, ad-free episodes, free merch & more at www.patreon.com/realitvpod *Total Request Podcast at www.patreon.com/amandaandjodie YOU request the shows, WE watch them & break em down!*Instagram & Twitter @realiTVpod*Facebook https://www.facebook.com/groups/realitvpod/ *www.realitvpodcast.com

It’s 90 Day Fiance Tell All time. Two nights for Angela to turn into a pumpkin & for Mursel to turn into my favorite childhood character, but my dreams were dashed. So close! I call on my 60 Days In (24:35) expertise to give you a play-by-play of the shiv/shank/fire fight. What a time to be alive, people! Over on Sister Wives (36:50), we get to see Jenelle’s dated carpet & drapes, ahem, before Kody makes a desperate plea to build his Barbie Dream House SAC, I mean STAT. Speaking of speedy, Zach & Brandon couldn’t wait to get the hell out of Married at First Sight (44:40). Hold on, Pastor Cal will save the day! He removes his glasses slowly so what he says must be important. SUBSCRIBE, SHARE & LEAVE A 5-STAR REVIEW! *PATREON Bonus Episodes, ad-free episodes, free merch & more at www.patreon.com/realitvpod *Total Request Podcast at www.patreon.com/amandaandjodie YOU request the shows, WE watch them & break em down! Try my fav FEALS CBD at www.feals.com/realiTV for $50 off & FREE SHIPPING! Modern Fertility allows YOU to be in control of your health decisions. Get $20 off this incredible new kit at www.modernfertility.com/realitv Treat yourself to ModCloth & save with code REALITY (*note Reality, not RealiTV) www.modcloth.com *Instagram & Twitter @realiTVpod *Facebook https://www.facebook.com/groups/realitvpod/ *www.realitvpodcast.com

90 Day Fiancé is up first, just in time for Valentine’s Day! A day for love & last-minute Chardonnay from CVS. Unless of course you are Tania because she is a real planner. Her specialty is “creating an ambiance” so get your garden hose ready for a centerpiece, and Lysol for her sweaty crotch. I said what I said. Speaking of stanky asses, 60 Days In (21:14) is back with crusty sheets and faces to be beat. You guys, I even made it rhyme. 5 Star Review on iTunes please! If you can’t do that, I’ll still love you more than Kody loves Meri on Sister Wives (33:55). Observe the curly creature drop the cheapest floral arrangement in Tan Mom’s lap before he’s trapped in her Lularoe grip… SUBSCRIBE, SHARE & LEAVE A 5-STAR REVIEW! *PATREON Bonus Episodes, ad-free episodes, free merch & more at www.patreon.com/realitvpod *Total Request Podcast at www.patreon.com/amandaandjodie YOU request the shows, WE watch them & break em down! *Instagram & Twitter @realiTVpod *Facebook https://www.facebook.com/groups/realitvpod/ *www.realitvpodcast.com

I got myself caught up on blind items, a few People magazines & Demi Moore’s autobiography so get ready for a gossip-filled Patreon this week! This week’s Married at First Sight (3:48) has me all kinds of #triggered because #fitspo #influencer Zach, his #Coachella hat & his smug ass face really made me crabby. Speaking of crabby, how about you clean up your beach, Westin Panama?!Don’t you dare ask Cheryl or her kid to clean anything up because she will lose it. Not her bonus tooth, just her shit. Love After Lockup (27:15) better provide therapy for the kids on this show because it was a rough week for the next generation. I think Shane may be even stealing backpacks from Lacey’s kids. Have you seen 21 year olds sport a Bubble Guppies backpack before? I told you so!Over on 60 Days In (44:10), the bitch is back! Jennifer needs a bra, but Ms. Williams needs an exorcism ASAP. Don’t you wonder what her name is? Yeah, I was too, so I did what I was born to do. I dove in the deep Google ;) SUBSCRIBE, SHARE & LEAVE A 5-STAR REVIEW!Subscribe to my new podcast debuting soon… BOLD LIP HAPPY HOUR! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/bold-lip-happy-hour/id1387310266 *PATREON Bonus Episodes, ad-free episodes, free merch & more at www.patreon.com/realitvpod *Total Request Podcast at www.patreon.com/amandaandjodie YOU request the shows, WE watch them & break em down!Treat Yourself with Baked by Melissa! www.bakedbymelissa.com code REALITV to save 15%*Instagram & Twitter @realiTVpod*Facebook https://www.facebook.com/groups/realitvpod/ *www.realitvpodcast.com

I binged Netflix (and chips & salsa) all weekend and need to talk about it. Get yourself caught up on The Circle and Cheer because they’re going to be heavy on my mind & heart for the next few weeks. With the loss of 2 Real Housewives of Orange County, we need something to lift our spirits. Clearly I mean alcoholic spirits because CHEERS! Adios Tamra & Vicki!For Better or THE WORST- ahem, Zach- Married at First Sight (12:45) is really bringing it this season. Two couples have already hit the skids on Day 3! Good thing the experts are there to guide & counsel the couples through these explosive fights. Jk. Dr. Pepper is at some ayahuasca retreat & Pastor Cal is busy mansplaining Dr. Phil.Let’s head to the lands of love on 90 Fay Fiance (34:45)! Sasha shows his driving skills learned at Andrei’s School of Moldovan Road Rage & Turkey begs Mursel to GTFO back to Omaha. Meanwhile, Tania’s likability (and boobs) hit an all-time low while being a super edgy bride. Give me a second…had to retrieve my eyeballs from the back of my head.Over on Sister Wives (54:22), Kody and his #MomSquad provide a free Learning Annex course on real estate! Invest the most money in any property Robyn lives in & wait for the others to leave, die, or divorce you so Areola & King Soloman inherit all the wet bars. *I did the math and determined their total profits from Kody’s Sac in Vegas too!SUBSCRIBE, SHARE & LEAVE A 5-STAR REVIEW!Subscribe to my new podcast debuting soon… BOLD LIP HAPPY HOUR!And be sure to check out my fav podcasts:Moms & MurderDate with DatelineDumb Gay PoliticsMile Marker 181Say What She SheSip & ShineAmanda Loves to Hate Teen MomBlonde UnfilteredMonster DC SniperChasing CosbyThe Catch & Kill Podcast*PATREON Bonus Episodes, ad-free episodes, free merch & more at www.patreon.com/realitvpod *Total Request Podcast at www.patreon.com/amandaandjodie YOU request the shows, WE watch them & break em down!Treat your body the way it deserves. Check out RITUAL www.ritual.com/realitv & save 10% on your first THREE months!*Instagram & Twitter @realiTVpod*Facebook https://www.facebook.com/groups/realitvpod/ *www.realitvpodcast.com

Are Pringles really worth it? Could you shower on a stage? These are the questions we must answer this week on A&E’s 60 Days In (0:00). This show has it all: fresh meat, bloody sheets, and a roommate named Rita. In going with the broken prison system theme, Love After Lockup (24:02)! Cheryl makes her first appearance of the season and she’s really made a change. Let me be clear, I mean her clothes. She’s still batshit crazy & could fit a semi through her thigh gap. You who else should be on this show? Clint & Tracie from 90 Day Fiancé (44:46)! They weren’t the only couple bringing in some dark energy to this show. I’ll argue Emily & Sasha could bring a gloomy Volgograd smog to any rose garden worldwide. I’ll forever stan Sister Emily! SUBSCRIBE, SHARE & LEAVE A 5-STAR REVIEW! *PATREON Bonus Episodes, ad-free episodes, free merch & more at www.patreon.com/realitvpod *Total Request Podcast at www.patreon.com/amandaandjodie YOU request the shows, WE watch them & break em down! Modern Fertility allows YOU to be in control of your health decisions. Get $20 off this incredible new kit at www.modernfertility.com/realitv *Instagram & Twitter @realiTVpod *Facebook https://www.facebook.com/groups/realitvpod/ *www.realitvpodcast.com

Let’s start with the Casey Anthony case. Her parents gave an interview for an A&E special that should have gotten way more attention because it was ROUGH (and incredible). Also, “The Daily” podcast by the New York Times also released 2 episodes on Harvey Weinstein that you must listen to, and we also need to be on the look out for the new HBO doc McMillions. Now I want a Shamrock Shake.First up, Married at First Sight (11:45) with 3 weddings this week! Let’s just say I didn’t WWJD this recap for one of the couples.On 90 Day Fiance (30:33) Mike makes some Sequim panties drop while Tania demands Syngin to drop masticated apples into her pie hole. I would prefer he use a fist. Allegedly. Ok fine, a sock will do. No Sunday would be complete without Kody Brown and his Sister Wives (47:30). What is Meri to do when she needs the help from her family she brought into a Catfish scandal when she had an online affair? Who is supposed to carry all her fresh bananas up to her bedroom wet bar? I guess she is just the victim AGAIN. SUBSCRIBE, SHARE & LEAVE A 5-STAR REVIEW!*PATREON Bonus Episodes, ad-free episodes, free merch & more at www.patreon.com/realitvpod *Total Request Podcast at www.patreon.com/amandaandjodie YOU request the shows, WE watch them & break em down!Try my fav FEALS CBD at www.feals.com/realiTV for $50 off & FREE SHIPPING!*Instagram & Twitter @realiTVpod*Facebook https://www.facebook.com/groups/realitvpod/ *www.realitvpodcast.com

I’m BACK! I’m saltier and chubbier than ever and loving life because we have SO MANY NEW SHOWS. I’ll fill you in on my near-paralyzation on a hoverboard, how I pissed off 90 Day Fiance Sasha and found Tania’s “school” in Costa Rica. Oh, and I also spent hours watching Don’t Fuck with Cats and binged an OLD reality show from the early 2000s. The we’re off to Flagstaff for Sister Wives (13:11)! Kody is trying out some new product for his tresses while Meri dances her LLR banana-print tunic back to Vegas. Of course, I had to see what’s up with Love After Lockup: Life After Lockup (35:47) because I needed to learn how to tie Lacey’s fallopian laces from the nice doctor who looks like she was missing her Lambchops puppet. SUBSCRIBE, SHARE & LEAVE A 5-STAR REVIEW!*PATREON Bonus Episodes, ad-free episodes, free merch & more at www.patreon.com/realitvpod *Total Request Podcast at www.patreon.com/amandaandjodie YOU request the shows, WE watch them & break em down!Visit MODERN FERTILITY www.modernfertility.com/realitv Check out RITUAL www.ritual.com/realitv *Instagram & Twitter @realiTVpod*Facebook https://www.facebook.com/groups/realitvpod/ *www.realitvpodcast.com

Good tidings of comfort and joy, my friends! I am an extra snarky ChrismaKwanKuhStice elf because SISTER WIVES (0:00) is coming back to TLC on January 5, 2020! Don’t you dare describe yourself as “not a fan” yet, because this season looks to be a game-changer. Meri is without her wet bar & she’s more pissed than that innocent banana she fellated. For Sister Wife virgins, you’re in luck because I am giving you a Sister Wives summary in 2ish minutes or less. I’m then joined by the ladies of 90 Day Slumber Party to chat about this week’s episode of 90 Day Fiance (8:30). Should Murcel have gone into dentistry? Does Juliana know more about the perineum than we realize? Is Sasha a believer in primonocta? Grab a jolly cocktail & listen up!All I want for ChrismaKwanKuhStice if for you to SUBSCRIBE, SHARE & LEAVE A 5-STAR REVIEW!*PATREON Bonus Episodes, ad-free episodes, free merch & more at www.patreon.com/realitvpod *Total Request Podcast at www.patreon.com/amandaandjodie YOU request the shows, WE watch them & break em down!*Instagram & Twitter @realiTVpod*Facebook https://www.facebook.com/groups/realitvpod/ *www.realitvpodcast.com

It’s the most wonderful time of the year! Also the time for a very important PSA about how to avoid being an asshole. Tis the Season! Before diving into stupid soup with the jingle nuts on 90DF, I’ll share a few of my favorite shows premiering this week, ahem, Court Cam & The Profit. I may fantasize about one of the hosts while the other can eat a hamburger or 7. Hamburgers may have come in handy for that pathetic picnic Anna planned for her sons on 90 Day Fiance (18:52). Generic chips anyone? No wonder Joey hates his mom. Find out who deserves my non-redeemable Old Navy SuperCash and who needs to GO BACK TO SCHOOL FOR SPELLING AND GRAMMAR, TANIA!!!!! SUBSCRIBE, SHARE & LEAVE A 5-STAR REVIEW! *PATREON Bonus Episodes, ad-free episodes, free merch & more at www.patreon.com/realitvpod *Total Request Podcast at www.patreon.com/amandaandjodie YOU request the shows, WE watch them & break em down! *Instagram & Twitter @realiTVpod *Facebook https://www.facebook.com/groups/realitvpod/ Remember to tune into Celeb News Ride Home podcast NOW, hosted with Cait Raft! *www.realitvpodcast.com

I survived a grizzly-ISH encounter and I lived to tell you about it just in time to prepare for my favorite guest RealiTV has ever had. But first, 90 Day Fiance! Mursel triggered a nationwide OCD meltdown while Juliana shows her Daddy what a Sponge Bob is. Oh, and Emily shows us what NOT to wear after giving birth.Who cares about all that because HAMILTON’s own Ebrin R. Stanley is here! Yep, the talented Mr. Mulligan & Madison (if your nasty) is here with me to break down Love After Lockup (30:53). Ebrin also answers a few of your Hamilton questions and shares his newest album, For the Lovers & the Heartbreakers. Guys & Gals, he’s the real deal and you’re going to love him!SUBSCRIBE, SHARE & LEAVE A 5-STAR REVIEW!Follow Ebrin on Instagram & Twitter @Ebrinrstanley LINK to Ebrin’s latest album: https://music.apple.com/us/album/for-the-lovers-and-the-heartbreakers/1478796670 Head over to Thrive Causemetics! www.thrivecausemetics.com/realitv & use code REALITV*PATREON Bonus Episodes, ad-free episodes, free merch & more at www.patreon.com/realitvpod *Total Request Podcast at www.patreon.com/amandaandjodie YOU request the shows, WE watch them & break em down!*Instagram & Twitter @realiTVpod*Facebook https://www.facebook.com/groups/realitvpod/ *www.realitvpodcast.com

I’ve been glued to The Impeachment Hearings & I have the reasons you should be too, no matter your politics. Trust me. I also dove into 2 documentaries this weekend that I highly recommend: Science Fair and The Devil Next Door. One will make you cry and the other will make you cry more. After drying my tears and considering it my cardio, I enjoyed a lovely episode of Love After Lockup (8:33). Angela gets her groove back and Lizzy reminds the world ONCE AGAIN that she is sexually active.Another couple joined 90 Day Fiance (25:30) this week, which triggered a very serious and real lifelong nightmare of mine. No, not Angela & Mykul finding me and making me their surrogate like the aliens that kidnap you while you sleep, but the one & only Mr. Bojangles. Hold me.SUBSCRIBE, SHARE & LEAVE A 5-STAR REVIEW!*PATREON Bonus Episodes, ad-free episodes, free merch & more at www.patreon.com/realitvpod *Total Request Podcast at www.patreon.com/amandaandjodie YOU request the shows, WE watch them & break em down!*Instagram & Twitter @realiTVpod*Facebook https://www.facebook.com/groups/realitvpod/ *www.realitvpodcast.com

It’s official, I have become a person who throws parties for my dog. Let me fix that: a PAWty. I know, I know! Hear me out and you’ll get some planning tips and an incredible recipe (for humans). Besides making a fool of myself, I have been totally obsessed with The Mysterious Mr. Epstein and Bad Batch podcasts. A little shade thrown at a certain actress on The Morning Show and your binge-worthy list for the week is served up salty. On to Love After L:ockup (12:22) where Daniel really outdid himself. An Eiffel Shower proposal?! Well, what other rooms does the ritzy Destination Inn have in store? Oh, I’ll tell you as I explore the luxurious accommodations online with you. Meanwhile in ACTUAL destinations across the world on 90 Day Fiance (33:10), Mursel continues his Balki adventures across the Midwest. Emily comes down with a case of the Munchausen and Tania makes a good cause for why she should be deported out of NYC. SUBSCRIBE, SHARE & LEAVE A 5-STAR REVIEW! *PATREON Bonus Episodes, ad-free episodes, free merch & more at www.patreon.com/realitvpod *Total Request Podcast at www.patreon.com/amandaandjodie YOU request the shows, WE watch them & break em down! *Instagram & Twitter @realiTVpod *Facebook https://www.facebook.com/groups/realitvpod/ *www.realitvpodcast.com

Let’s talk about it! Felicity Huffman sucks and RHOC Vicki goes incognito to sue Kelly Dodd. The Garner-Afflecks are nailing the consciously uncoupled thing, while Auj & Jer Rolloff might need to call Jenelle & Amber from Teen Mom with some special tips and tricks. Over on Love After Lockup (17:05), Glorietta walks into the wrong bridal shop thinking she’s on Say Yes to the Dress but Alex doesn’t care because he’s chunking deuces or some shit?? A new season of 90 Day Fiance (29:31) premiered and it is giving me life! Mursel is our generation’s Balki, and I am launching a search for Michael’s secret IMDB page. Help! Lastly, the kids on Unexpected (52:07)…well, they’re not that bad except for Matthew, Max, and McKayla who are the WORST!!SUBSCRIBE, SHARE & LEAVE A 5-STAR REVIEW!*PATREON Bonus Episodes, ad-free episodes, free merch & more at www.patreon.com/realitvpod *Total Request Podcast at www.patreon.com/amandaandjodie YOU request the shows, WE watch them & break em down!*Instagram & Twitter @realiTVpod*Facebook https://www.facebook.com/groups/realitvpod/ *www.realitvpodcast.com

Happy Worst Holiday of the Year! I am not Halloween’s biggest athletic supporter so I’m paying positivity forward in the form of an early podcast. It’s a treat, not a trick! See, even the jokes are lame. Love After Lockup is getting all my lovin’ this week. That bread starter is still proofing in Amber’s jeans while Cheryl leaves a perfectly good club sandwich untouched. Unforgivable! Lizzy wants a basement baby, Glorietta’s mom pulls a Ramona Singer, and Shane feels God in Max & Erma’s. Or Lacey’s side boob. SUBSCRIBE, SHARE & LEAVE A 5-STAR REVIEW! *PATREON Bonus Episodes, ad-free episodes, free merch & more at www.patreon.com/realitvpod *Total Request Podcast at www.patreon.com/amandaandjodie YOU request the shows, WE watch them & break em down! *Instagram & Twitter @realiTVpod *Facebook https://www.facebook.com/groups/realitvpod/ *www.realitvpodcast.com

It’s been a few weeks since I checked in with the kids on Unexpected (2:00) so what better time to check for dilation and effacement. What about Matthew’s face? You want to give it a one-two punch with Max’s? #MeToo Moving on to some couples that may know my family members (ahem, Patreon), Love After Lockup (17:42) gave us a whopper of an episode. Amber begins to grow a base for Amish Friendship bread while Shane brings back MTV Spring Break ’92 vibes. Finally, the Lord’s day wouldn’t be blessed 90 Day Fiance Before the 90 Days (34:32). Can cakes be racist? Do cookies have reproductive rights? Let’s discuss… SUBSCRIBE, SHARE & LEAVE A 5-STAR REVIEW! *PATREON Bonus Episodes, ad-free episodes, free merch & more at www.patreon.com/realitvpod *Total Request Podcast at www.patreon.com/amandaandjodie YOU request the shows, WE watch them & break em down! *Instagram & Twitter @realiTVpod *Facebook https://www.facebook.com/groups/realitvpod/ *www.realitvpodcast.com

The craziest shit is in the news this week! Have you seen Joe Guidice from RHONJ? What about a transplanted penis? #BecomeAnOrganDonor But for real, I have some unbelievable news items to discuss, including a very dark time in my life behind a reception desk. Then we’re off to 90 Day Fiance The Other Way Tell All Part 1 (19:11). First, Tiffany is an angel sent from 6lb Baby Oprah and Evelin may just be the most vile person on the planet. Wait, EVIL, VILE, EVeLIn? Exactly. Love After Lockup (30:40) is still zipping along despite the crazy rain Shane & Lacey are getting. Must be leaking inside Lacey’s house because she said she was already wet too??? ;)SUBSCRIBE, SHARE & LEAVE A 5-STAR REVIEW!*PATREON Bonus Episodes, ad-free episodes, free merch & more at www.patreon.com/realitvpod *Total Request Podcast at www.patreon.com/amandaandjodie YOU request the shows, WE watch them & break em down!*Instagram & Twitter @realiTVpod*Facebook https://www.facebook.com/groups/realitvpod/ *www.realitvpodcast.com

I am back from the corners of hell and Love After Lockup & 90 Day Fiance (21:00) are the first to be blasted with all the rage I need to vent! Can Glorietta even buy a clue? Her octave range is almost as high as Alex’s which makes it a damn miracle they didn’t bring down the Grecian columns in that mausoleum/bathroom. Speaking of Greece, Rebecca is still digging Zied. It took the Sahara Desert to act as a dry shampoo for the big ox! SUBSCRIBE, SHARE & LEAVE A 5-STAR REVIEW! *PATREON Bonus Episodes, ad-free episodes, free merch & more at www.patreon.com/realitvpod *Total Request Podcast at www.patreon.com/amandaandjodie YOU request the shows, WE watch them & break em down! Subscribe to ReSolved Mysteries Podcast! IG @re_solvedmysteries Facebook @resolvethepod Twitter @resolvethepod *Instagram & Twitter @realiTVpod *Facebook https://www.facebook.com/groups/realitvpod/ *www.realitvpodcast.com

I’ve been binging documentaries lately and you should too! I’ve got a few “must sees”, as well as a new couple we should be paying more attention to. Speaking of couples…Married at First Sight (11:24) wrapped up its season by putting Matt’s full douchebaggery on display. Psst, nice booties, Bro. Over on Love After Lockup (19:33), we were treated to a new couple AND a hot new single that’s blowing up the Sharts, oops, I meant charts. Of course a weekend isn’t complete without 90 Day Fiance Before the 90 Days (33:30). It fills my soul just like Angela’s womb desires to be filled… SUBSCRIBE, SHARE & LEAVE A 5-STAR REVIEW! *PATREON Bonus Episodes, ad-free episodes, free merch & more at www.patreon.com/realitvpod *Total Request Podcast at www.patreon.com/amandaandjodie YOU request the shows, WE watch them & break em down! Subscribe to ReSolved Mysteries Podcast! IG @re_solvedmysteries Facebook @resolvethepod Twitter @resolvethepod *Instagram & Twitter @realiTVpod *Facebook https://www.facebook.com/groups/realitvpod/ *www.realitvpodcast.com

What a time to be alive! Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino is a free man and he pulled a very Love After Lockup move. I’ve got my eye on the Sister Wives living situation (see what I did there) as well as Amber from Teen Mom. Over on Married at First Sight (8:50), the couples decide if they want to stay married or get divorced but Dr. Pepper get drunk either way. Lacey is a shady bitch on Love After Lockup (20:27) and McKayla gets my blood pressure to new levels on this week’s Unexpected (30:56). Saving the best for last, 90 Day Fiance The Other Way (42:23) really brought it this week!! SUBSCRIBE, SHARE & LEAVE A 5-STAR REVIEW! *PATREON Bonus Episodes, ad-free episodes, free merch & more at www.patreon.com/realitvpod *Total Request Podcast at www.patreon.com/amandaandjodie YOU request the shows, WE watch them & break em down! *Instagram & Twitter @realiTVpod *Facebook https://www.facebook.com/groups/realitvpod/ *www.realitvpodcast.com

I am the luckiest gal on the internet, besides that little kid on YouTube who’s getting investigated. I won tickets to see Hamilton so I’ll be pretty damn insufferable for a few days. Sorry! But Ryan Kaji’s parents will be more sorry because they might lose some of their $22 million dollars. Film their opening & reaction to that!I caught up with Married at First Sight (10:24) and uncovered a family secret kept by Amber’s mother. Trust me on this one. Over on Love After Lockup (25:03), we meet Daniel who shares a lot in common with my own family tree. Jesus take the wheel! Finally, I wrap up with 90 Day Fiance The Other Way (34:15) where Michael & Angela bring the 2 sides of the political aisle together in mutual disgust. SUBSCRIBE, SHARE & LEAVE A 5-STAR REVIEW!*PATREON Bonus Episodes, ad-free episodes, free merch & more at www.patreon.com/realitvpod *Total Request Podcast at www.patreon.com/amandaandjodie YOU request the shows, WE watch them & break em down!Check out www.TheNewsWorthy.com *Instagram & Twitter @realiTVpod*Facebook https://www.facebook.com/groups/realitvpod/ *www.realitvpodcast.com

Wedding Bells are ringing for Gypsy Rose Blanchard and I got my hands on her interview with E! It’s a Love After Lockup-meets-true crime miracle! Speaking of Love After Lockup (12:35), Cheryl dazzles us with her cute nickname and Virginia makes prison a delight. On TLC’s Unexpected (26:01), McKayla makes me crave Xanax and causes a perfectly good meatball to go to waste. Over on 90 Day Fiance The Other Way (42:24), Jihoon tap dances his way out of responsibility and Tiffany steals the show by wearing COLORS! SUBSCRIBE, SHARE & LEAVE A 5-STAR REVIEW! *PATREON Bonus Episodes, ad-free episodes, free merch & more at www.patreon.com/realitvpod *Total Request Podcast at www.patreon.com/amandaandjodie YOU request the shows, WE watch them & break em down! Check out www.TheNewsWorthy.com *Instagram & Twitter @realiTVpod *Facebook https://www.facebook.com/groups/realitvpod/ *www.realitvpodcast.com

I have some very special loves who are NOT locked up to thank this week. God Bless America & some badass Apples! Then we’re off to LaLa Land! Not Los Angeles, Love After Lockup fantasy land where it’s totally not a problem to ditch your kids for prisoners! Totally normal. Cheryl gets her FLDS on & Lacey makes me miss Muppet Babies. Later, Iris shares a very personal secret on Married at First Sight (22:26). Don’t worry, it’s not her precious gift. Never. It will never involve her gift. Ever. Did you hear that Keith? Lastly, a REAL precious gift, 90 Day Fiance Before the 90 Days (48:15). So many cranial logistics to ponder, such little head room. SUBSCRIBE, SHARE & LEAVE A 5-STAR REVIEW! *PATREON Bonus Episodes, ad-free episodes, free merch & more at www.patreon.com/realitvpod *Total Request Podcast at www.patreon.com/amandaandjodie YOU request the shows, WE watch them & break em down! *Instagram & Twitter @realiTVpod *Facebook https://www.facebook.com/groups/realitvpod/ *www.realitvpodcast.com

Current obsessions? Netflix’s Mindhunter, 60 Days in Narcoland, and being that asshole who’s still talking about Hamilton. Of course we have to talk about 90 Day Fiance Before the 90 Days (7:14) because how can I not talk about DARCEY CONTRACTING EBOLA, SYPHILLIS, STREP THROAT and ASTHMA in that bathroom. I hate humans.A new season of Love After Lockup (26:27) was the breath of fresh that I needed after that season with the Clints. New felons, new families, and new lip fillers to snark on is truly a gift from the reality heavens. Rounding things out, 90 Day Fiance The Other Way (47:41) which threw us a plot twist I was not prepared for. SUBSCRIBE, SHARE & LEAVE A 5-STAR REVIEW!Modern Fertility allows YOU to be in control of your health decisions. Get $20 off this incredible new kit at www.modernfertility.com/realitv *PATREON Bonus Episodes, ad-free episodes, free merch & more at www.patreon.com/realitvpod *Total Request Podcast at www.patreon.com/amandaandjodie YOU request the shows, WE watch them & break em down!*Instagram & Twitter @realiTVpod*Facebook https://www.facebook.com/groups/realitvpod/ *www.realitvpodcast.com

So much has happened this past week! I saw Hamilton, tried a new donut place, heard about the Epstein conspiracies and pretended to be shocked about Miley Cyrus & a Hemsworth kid. Then I watched 90 Day Fiance Before the 90 Days (11:56) and remembered why screen printing shops aren’t always fun & kitchy. Love After Lockup (33:19) is about to get the snooze button from me, but Married at First Sight (42:27) got heated this week! The Seinfelds are on the rocks! Lastly, I dove into the new season of Unexpected (51:140) and it is not too late for you to do the same. A douchebag falls off a birthing ball. Come on, you’re going to love it… Subscribe, SHARE, and leave a 5-star review! *PATREON Bonus Episodes, ad-free episodes, free merch & more at www.patreon.com/realitvpod *Total Request Podcast at www.patreon.com/amandaandjodie YOU request the shows, WE watch them & break em down! *Instagram & Twitter @realiTVpod *Facebook https://www.facebook.com/groups/realitvpod/ *www.realitvpodcast.com

I’m back from a little summer break and I almost got Orange is the New Black’d. Seriously. After the highlight of my summer, we dive into the new season of 90 Day Fiance Before the 90 Days (9:19). It will take me at least 90 days to remember how to spell Caesar. Over on 90 Day The Other Way (25:09), Evelin may smile once and Paul might have shit in his rubber pants.Love After Lockup (38:15) has a real winner on their hands and his name is Lamar. He’s technically a hostage too, but I’m confident WeTV can work out a ransom. Lastly, we have the gem that is Married at First Sight (49:22). Jerry Seinfeld brings me to a realization about moccasins that has forever changed me, although I will never thank him because he’s a real asshole.Subscribe, SHARE, and leave a 5-star review!*PATREON Bonus Episodes, ad-free episodes, free merch & more at www.patreon.com/realitvpod *Total Request Podcast at www.patreon.com/amandaandjodie YOU request the shows, WE watch them & break em down!*Instagram & Twitter @realiTVpod*Facebook https://www.facebook.com/groups/realitvpod/ *www.realitvpodcast.com

A very special freebie of our latest Total Request Pod, featuring CATFISH! Today, Jodie and Amanda go DEEP. I mean, OBVIOUSLY we discuss anal sex, pooping, pegging, and such basic topics, but ALSO we discuss this terrifying episode of Catfish that gives us the heebie jeebies to the max! Guys...how are people STILL GETTING CATFISHED TODAY? Oh wait...it happened to Amanda. Carry on! **If you love this episode, get a new episode every week and YOU request the shows you want! Sign up at www.patreon.com/amandandjodie and we'll let you know how to send us YOUR request.

Give me 5…shows that is! Oh yes, I’m bringing you the best & worst moments from this week’s craziest shows. *Apologies for any sound issues. They’re fixed for the future!* First up, 90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After starring a deceased Coltee. With his hungry eyes for Debbie, he brought us perhaps the creepiest ending to a Dateline episode ever. Married at First Sight (20:29) cannot get enough of the Seinfelds marital bedroom activities. Too bad Deona hasn’t gotten the memo that she, too, is on the show. Marrying Millions (32:30) debuted our newest shit shows to watch implode, namely Billy Wonka. Strange that his millions can’t buy him teeth that don’t match traffic cones. Over on Love After Lockup (42:52), Michael wears Trump’s old toupee as a hood and Kendall remembers to lock up his briskets. The show is never complete without 90 Day Fiance The Other Way (53:14). Sumit will be Jenny’s hero & chase away her pain. He will stand by her forever, or until Cory makes him disappear with his black magic. You’ll get jiggy no matter what, trust me. Subscribe, SHARE, and leave a 5-star review! *PATREON Bonus Episodes, ad-free episodes, free merch & more at www.patreon.com/realitvpod *Total Request Podcast at www.patreon.com/amandaandjodie YOU request the shows, WE watch them & break em down! Save 20% at www.ShopKino.com using code REALITV at checkout. Try Simple Health for FREE! www.simplehealth.com/REALITV and enter REALITV at checkout. *Instagram & Twitter @realiTVpod *Facebook https://www.facebook.com/groups/realitvpod/ *www.realitvpodcast.com

It’s taken me longer than usual to get this episode out because it’s a MEGA show this week! From the shallow end of the news to Married at First Sight (12:12) and its weekly updates on Elizabeth’s uterus, I gotcha covered. Love After Lockup (24:42) triggered my OCD tendencies in a real way. What kind of monsters are blind to symmetry?! 90 Day Fiance is feeding our souls doubly between The Other Way (43:28) and Happily Ever After (1:03:15), so let us join together in a snarky union and give thanks. Subscribe, SHARE, and leave a 5-star review! *PATREON Bonus Episodes, ad-free episodes, free merch & more at www.patreon.com/realitvpod *Total Request Podcast at www.patreon.com/amandaandjodie YOU request the shows, WE watch them & break em down! *Instagram & Twitter @realiTVpod *Facebook https://www.facebook.com/groups/realitvpod/ *www.realitvpodcast.com