Encounter #79: Snorks Gone Wild

Cyber roofies, nice lookin' nuggies, and phallus vandals.

Executive producer: SirVo

Show Notes

Peruvian statue’s giant penis thrills tourists but vandals are turned off | Peru | The Guardian

The newly erected statue of a grinning man with an enormous phallus has prompted delight and rage in an archeological hotspot in northern Peru where it has been on show since the beginning of the year.

• Historically accurate, 9ft-tall fertility symbol attacked by vandals
• The head of the phallus had a hole smashed through it
• "The vandals reportedly fired shots in the air as they fled"

Goldfish are capable of driving cars on land, new study finds | Q107 Toronto

Snork porn

Snork tiddy, NSFW

Anime

Akebi-chan no Sailor Fuku (Akebi’s Sailor Uniform) · AniList

Sono Bisque Doll wa Koi wo Suru (My Dress-Up Darling) · AniList

So Ra No Wo To (Sound of the Sky) · AniList

Ao no 6-gou (Blue Submarine No. 6) · AniList

Potato fudge

Kids love the taste!

That ad for Kraft Potato Fudge is fake - Retroist

Mashed potato fudge is the best use of leftovers, ever! – SheKnows

potato fudge at DuckDuckGo

Puzzle Bobble - Wikipedia

Rush Pinball | Rush.com

CES

CES 2022 Support - CES 2022

They have a desktop app for those who are attending virtually! Because of course they do.

CES 2022: More firms cancel in-person appearances

People Are Dogs, Too!

• Left: Dog Fitness Tracker.
  • The collar includes a miniature radar sensor and doubles as a
  • "Measure your precious pet’s heart and respiratory rate with medical accuracy, keep tabs on their activity levels (walking, running, resting, scratching, and barking) and their daily routine."
• Right:
  • With the Hapbee wearable, you can feel the effects of drinking caffeine and alcohol, smoking cigarettes, or basking in the sun without the harmful side effects of actually doing any of those things.
  • Hapbee claims to have used groundbreaking technology to record the of "our favorite consumables, giving us the feeling of something without doing the work of processing it."
  • These unique frequency blends are silently played back to the wearers' body, helping them wake up, stay focused, relax, or go to sleep. It claims to help users feel their best, without any of the unpleasant side effects of real life. Impressive, to say the least. The Hapbee Wearable emits safe, low energy frequencies that replicate the signature of common feel-better molecules. The signals are designed to take effect quickly and wear off right after you end the sessions.

Parallel toothbrush

• "Proven clinical efficiency"
• Allows users to thoroughly brush all teeth in just 10 seconds

Teledildonics

Satisfyer: "Hot Love Vibrator" with a built-in heater -- for frigid women?

Baci-baci is a "bio-inspired micro-robot that simulates a human mouth"

Developed in partnership with researchers at Oregon State University's College of Engineering

The Virility Patch

• Tal Gollan, founder of Virility Medical: "The Virility Patch creates a paradigm shift in sexual well-being, prolonging time until ejaculation and fulfilling the desire to last longer during sexual intercourse"
• Will be available in low and high intensity options beginning Fall 2022

The booth babe is alive and living in Haier's TVs | Engadget

From 2015.

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