Random Number Generator Horror Podcast No. 9

"What the fuck am I doing? I don't know." - John Carpenter, on writing this film. Special Guest: Tyler Jensen https://twitter.com/thetylerjensen Approachability: 4/10 (Lotsa blood & slasher-y tension) Content Warnings: Stalking; Knifings; Jump scares Up Next: The Stepford Wives (1975) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-stepford-wives-1975 RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It all depends on how much you like Sondheim. Special Guests: Stacie Ponder & Anthony Hudson https://www.gaylordsofdarkness.com/ Approachability: 9/10 (It's a stage show. Not horror film-scary at all. But some CWs) Content Warnings: Sexual Assault, Suicide, Up Next: Halloween II (1981) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/halloween-ii-the-nightmare-isnt-over AND The Stepford Wives (1975) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-stepford-wives-1975 RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I'm not sure this is a union-sanctioned theater retreat. Approachability: 8/10 (Silly, low budget. Minimal scares, blood and creep-factor) Content Warnings: Sudden and sustained loud noises Up Next: Sweeney Todd (1982) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/sweeney-todd-the-demon-barber-of-fleet-street-1982 RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

LA Crime Noir meets Clive Barker gore Approachability: 4/10 (The gore might be off-putting; but no real jumpscares) Content Warnings: Intense gore, Cult Imprisonment Up Next: Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things (1972) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/children-shouldnt-play-with-dead-things RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kids, don't have kids. Approachability: 10/10 (Campy, stagy. Not scary at all, maybe a touch creepy) Content Warnings: Suicide (off-screen), Child death Up Next: Lord of Illusions (1995) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/lord-of-illusions Live Stream Sat Oct 9 @ 3pm ET: The Empty Man (2020) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-empty-man RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Let's explore ALL the found footage tropes! Special Guest: Janina Matthewson https://twitter.com/j9andif Approachability: 6/10 (Lots of scary masks and creep fests, but not overly gory) Content Warnings: Suicide, Disturbing imagery, Domestic Assault, Dead Animals Up Next: The Bad Seed (1956) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-bad-seed RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

An early 00's British comedy matryoshka doll Approachability: 9/10 (Brief hyper-comedic gore; no real scares to speak of) Content Warnings: Sexual Assault, Mention of child death Up Next: Noroi: The Curse (2005) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/noroi-the-curse RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

If you're gonna bleed, be fabulous about it Approachability: 6/10 (Slasher with lots of stylish, fake blood) Content Warnings: Sexual Assault, Lotsa blood, Home invasion/Stalking Up Next: Garth Marenghi's Darkplace (2004) https://www.justwatch.com/us/tv-show/garth-marenghis-darkplace RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The medium is the messiah. Approachability: 4/10 (Lots of gory body horror, but done with really cool 80s practical effects) Content Warnings: Body horror, Workplace shooting, Self-harm, Suicide Up Next: Tenebrae (1982) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/tenebre Live Patreon Show on Sept 11: Pontypool (2008) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/pontypool RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Perfectly absurd; Absurdly perfect Special Guest: Sarah Maria Griffin https://twitter.com/griffski Approachability: 7/10 (The excessive blood & violence is ridiculously cartoonish) Up Next: Videodrome (1983) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/videodrome RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/products/no9-antlerskull-sh Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The campy NY art-noir you didn't know you needed Special Guest: Noah Fecks https://www.instagram.com/noahfecksisawesome Approachability: 7/10 (Non-gory crime thriller with slasher elements) Content Warnings: Stalking Up Next: House (1977) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/house-1977 Burnt Offerings (1976) - Patreon Liveshow Aug 28 @ 3p ET https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/burnt-offerings RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/products/no9-antlerskull-sh Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's a tough watch, but don't lose your head about it. Approachability: 1/10 (Tragic as hell, gory, creepy. Lots of headlessness.) Content Warnings: Child death, Suicide, Self-harm, Body Horror Up Next: Eyes of Laura Mars (1978) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/eyes-of-laura-mars RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/products/no9-antlerskull-sh Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sure! I'd love to go murder camping again! Special Guest: Adal Rifai https://twitter.com/adalrifai Approachability: 4/10 (Not super bloody, but lots of jump scares & knives to faces) Content Warnings: Jump scares, Lots of knife death Up Next: Hereditary (2018) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/hereditary Patreon Livestream Aug 14: Burnt Offerings (1976) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/burnt-offerings RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/products/no9-antlerskull-sh Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Matrix meets Twilight meets Anton Chekhov Special Guest: Symphony Sanders https://twitter.com/SymphonySanders Approachability: 7/10 (It's a violent action film, rather than gory horror.) Content Warnings: Blood/Gore, Child endangerment, Jump scares Up Next: Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/friday-the-13th-part-2 and Hereditary (2018) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/hereditary Patreon Livestream Aug 14: Burnt Offerings (1976) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/burnt-offerings RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/products/no9-antlerskull-sh Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Diminishing returns in this horror anthology Approachability: 4/10 (Pretty basic horror tropes, but still bloody and jumpy) Content Warnings: Slasher-style gore/blood, body horror, jump scares Up Next: Night Watch (2004) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/night-watch-2004 RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/products/no9-antlerskull-sh Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The title contains a complete plot summary. Approachability: 8/10 (Not scary; not gory. Kind of creepy but mostly silly.) Content Warnings: Creepy clowns, mild jump scares Up Next: Tales from the Darkside: The Movie (1990) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/tales-from-the-darkside RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/products/no9-antlerskull-sh Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Your standard coming-of-age cannibal flick Approachability: 1/10 (The graphic gore & intense body horror is A LOT) Content Warnings: Animal Harm, Body Horror, Blood/Gore, Hazing Video clip of the Aggie Band: https://youtu.be/bdkYMYBH-GI Up Next: Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/killer-klowns-from-outer-space July 24 Patreon Live-Stream Ringu (1998) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/ring RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/products/no9-antlerskull-sh Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Beatles stans with mind control Approachability: 8/10 (Creepy thriller; not bloody or jumpy) Content Warnings: Animal harm, Domestic Violence, Creepy Children Up Next: Raw (2016) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/raw RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/products/no9-antlerskull-sh Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

There's no Oscar for Best Use of Helium Voice Special Guest: Dan McCoy https://whiskeyflicks.com/ Approachability: 8/10 (more suspense than horror; couple jump scares and a melty skelton) Content Warnings: Animal harm, Corpses, Domestic Violence Up Next: Village of the Damned (1960) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/village-of-the-damned RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/products/no9-antlerskull-sh Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

30-year-old teenagers make a series of terrible decisions Special Guest: Joe Lipsett https://twitter.com/bstolemyremote Approachability: 4/10 (classic slasher: blood, stabbing, jump scares, etc.) Content Warnings: Violence/Murder, Suicide, Jump Scares, Alcoholism, Bullying Up Next: Incident at Raven's Gate (1988) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/encounter-at-ravens-gate RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/products/no9-antlerskull-sh Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

[facepalm emoji] Approachability: 9/10 (dopey as all-get out) Up Next: I Know What You Did Last Summer (1999) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/i-know-what-you-did-last-summer & Incident at Raven's Gate (1988) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/encounter-at-ravens-gate RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/products/no9-antlerskull-sh Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Low-budget masterpiece is still relevant, still freaky. Special Guest: Alyssa Wong https://twitter.com/crashwong Approachability: 5/10 (the effects are dated, but it's still tense and scary) Content Warnings: Entrails Up Next: Godmonster of Indian Flats (1973) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/godmonster-of-indian-flats RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/products/no9-antlerskull-sh Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Capitalism drags yet another millennial to hell. Special Guests: Andrew & Seynique of We Die First https://twitter.com/wediefirstpod Approachability: 2/10 (it's a dark comedy, but it's still super gross) Content Warnings: Animal harm/death, Violence/Gore, Gross as all-get-out Up Next: Night of the Living Dead (1968) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/night-of-the-living-dead & [REC] (2007) - Patreon livestream June 19 @ 3pm ET https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/rec RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/products/no9-antlerskull-sh Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Chicago has their own versions of hot dogs, pizza, and The Shining Approachability: 7/10 (intense & tragic drama w/haunted house elements) Content Warnings: Sexual Assault, Suicide, Broken teeth, Blood Up Next: Drag Me to Hell (2009) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/drag-me-to-hell RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/products/no9-antlerskull-sh Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Alien3: I ruined a beloved film franchise! Alien Resurrection: Hold my beer. Approachability: 3/10 (predictably bloody action thriller) Content Warnings: Blood/Gore, Body Horror Up Next: Stir of Echoes (1999) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/stir-of-echoes RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/products/no9-antlerskull-sh Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Come to a place where the children are psychotic and the acting goes all the way to 11. Special Guest: Andrew Scahill https://www.adscahill.com/ Approachability: 5/10 (more thriller than horror, but still some blood, jumps, and general creepiness) Content Warnings: Animal cruelty, child murder, threat of child sexual abuse, blood/violence Up Next: Alien Resurrection (1997) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/alien-resurrection RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/products/no9-antlerskull-sh Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Proto-Lynchian hell house Special Guests: Jonny & Aileen of ¡Uy Que Horror! https://www.instagram.com/uyquehorror/?hl=en Approachability: 7/10 (Lots of gore, but with 1960s SFX) Gore: 6/10 Jump Scares: 3/10 Creep Factor: 3/10 Content Warnings: Suicide, Torture Up Next: Alice, Sweet Alice (1976) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/alice-sweet-alice RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/products/no9-antlerskull-sh Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's a werewolf team-building retreat! Approachability: 4/10 (Werewolf slasher with gross mutations & jump scares) Gore: 8/10 Jump Scares: 5/10 Creep Factor: 4/10 Content Warnings: Sexual assault, Blood/Gore, Jump Scares, Body Horror Up Next: Jigoku (1960) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/jigoku & The Wicker Man (1973) Patreon only https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-wicker-man RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/products/no9-antlerskull-sh Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The real monsters in this film are Incels with assault rifles. Special Guest: Frank Liotti https://www.instagram.com/jiffy.popculture/ Approachability: 4/10 (More action-thrilling than horror-frightening, but still bloody and tense) Gore: 4/10 Jump Scares: 8/10 Creep Factor: 3/10 Content Warnings: Sexual Assault, Blood/Violence, Suicide, Jump Scares Up Next: The Howling (1981) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-howling RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/products/no9-antlerskull-sh Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Yellow Submarine meets 3-2-1 Contact meets hentai. Special Guest: Sarah Maria Griffin https://twitter.com/griffski Approachability: 0/10 (TW: repeated depictions of sexual assault.) Gore: 3/10 Jump Scares: 1/10 Creep Factor: 6/10 Content/Trigger Warnings: An unreasonable level of sexual assault Up Next: 28 Days Later (2002) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/28-days-later-1 RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/products/no9-antlerskull-sh Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Swedish Christmas Carol is a masterclass in filmmaking Special Guest: Desiree Burch https://www.desireeburch.com/ Approachability: 10/10 () Gore: 0/10 Jump Scares: 0/10 Creep Factor: 2/10 Content Warnings: Suicide, Alcoholism, Domestic Abuse Up Next: Belladonna of Sadness (1973) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/belladonna-of-sadness (Trigger Warning: while Belladonna of Sadness is a trippy animated movie, it contains *a lot* of depictions of sexual violence) RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/products/no9-antlerskull-sh Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Empathetic, and surprisingly bloodless, festival of jumpscares Special Guest: Isa Mazzei https://twitter.com/isaiswrong Approachability: 3/10 (Bloodless, but packed with jumpscares and freaky visuals) Gore: 1/10 Jump Scares: 9/10 Creep Factor: 9/10 Content Warnings: Suicide, Jump scares galore, Creepy imagery Up Next: The Phantom Carriage (1921) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-phantom-carriage & a Patreon Live Show on Sat Apr 17 featuring Eraserhead (1978) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/eraserhead RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/products/no9-antlerskull-sh Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Visually-stunning, creepy drama with adorable little mooshkas Approachability: 9/10 (It's a PG movie. You're gonna do great.) Gore: 0/10 Jump Scares: 1/10 Creep Factor: 4/10 Content Warnings: Body horror demonstrated through puppets, Creepy imagery Up Next: Mama (2013) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/mama-2013 & Mama (2008, short film) https://youtu.be/WRqS6pBC42w RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/products/no9-antlerskull-sh Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Trash bag demon skeletons will track your ass down Approachability: 3/10 (Graphic and intense. Very smart and very scary) Gore: 7/10 Jump Scares: 7/10 Creep Factor: 8/10 Content Warnings: Body horror, graphic gore/blood, home invasion, disturbing imagery Up Next: Coraline (2009) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/coraline RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/products/no9-antlerskull-sh Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A rich & stylish vampire western Special Guest: Symphony Sanders https://twitter.com/SymphonySanders Approachability: 8/10 (More an art house western than a horror. And the monster is the hero) Gore: 2/10 Jump Scares: 3/10 Creep Factor: 4/10 Content Warnings: Sexual Assault Up Next: Southbound (2015) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/southbound RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/products/no9-antlerskull-sh Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Clever debut thriller that not enough people have seen. Approachability: 7/10 (More a thriller w/horror elements. You'll see the blood coming.) Gore: 3/10 Jump Scares: 3/10 Creep Factor: 3/10 Content Warnings: Suicide, Sexual exploitation, Sexual assault Up Next: A Girl Walk Home Alone at Night (2014) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/a-girl-walks-home-alone-at-night RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/products/no9-antlerskull-sh Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Beautiful and hollow like shiny, red rubber ball Special Guest: Andrew Scahill https://www.adscahill.com/ Approachability: 3/10 (Mostly slow and creepy w/a few very gory pay-offs) Gore: 8/10 Jump Scares: 2/10 Creep Factor: 6/10 Content Warnings: Disembowelment, Graphic gore, body horror Up Next: Cam (2018) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/cam Livestream @ Patreon Sat Mar 13 @ 3pm: Ready Or Not (2019) https://www.patreon.com/posts/live-stream-sat-48388281 RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/products/no9-antlerskull-sh Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

How do werewolf work exactly? Approachability: 7/10 (Low budget effects & some script silliness make this way less scary) Gore: 4/10 Jump Scares: 3/10 Creep Factor: 4/10 Content Warnings: Dismemberment, Blood/Gore Up Next: Annihilation (2018) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/annihilation RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/products/no9-antlerskull-sh Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

[Boston accent] Big shock from a big shark. Special Guest: Brendan Haley https://twitter.com/brendohales Approachability: 5/10 (Getting killed by unseen monster in open water = Scary) Gore: 5/10 Jump Scares: 6/10 Creep Factor: 5/10 Content Warnings: Thalassophobia (fear of the ocean), Child death, Blood, Dismembered Bodies Up Next: The Werewolf Vs. The Vampire Woman (1971) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-werewolf-vs-the-vampire-woman Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Beautifully-shot, but not scary dark fairy tales Special Guest: Maureen Johnson https://twitter.com/maureenjohnson Approachability: 8/10 (It's not a horror movie. It's gross sometimes, though.) Gore: 4/10 Jump Scares: 1/10 Creep Factor: 1/10 Content Warnings: Rape, Gore, Child/Domestic Abuse, Animal Death Up Next: Jaws (1975) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/jaws & for Patreon: Train to Busan (2016) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/train-to-busan Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harmonica bois fight over a lady. Also a serial killer. Special Guests: Krys & Matty from The Dirty Pillows https://twitter.com/TheDirtyPillows Approachability: 4/10 (Really gory w/lots of jump scares. But also very Canadian.) Gore: 7/10 Jump Scares: 6/10 Creep Factor: 6/10 Content Warnings: Disturbing imagery, Blood/gore, Innocent Death Up Next: Tale of Tales (2015) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/tale-of-tales-2015 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

An underappreciated gem of low-budget euro camp! Special Guest: Julian Velard https://twitter.com/julianvelard Approachability: 7/10 (Relax & enjoy the ridiculousness, but be okay with eyeball stuff) Gore: 6/10 Jump Scares: 4/10 Creep Factor: 3/10 Content Warnings: Jump scares, Eyeball gore Up Next: My Bloody Valentine (1981) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/my-bloody-valentine and Tale of Tales (2015) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/tale-of-tales-2015 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

That prop designer deserves a raise. Special Guest: Tyler Jensen https://twitter.com/thetylerjensen Approachability: 4/10 (Dead twins, Blood elevator, Bearman blowjob & other nightmare fuel) Gore: 4/10 Jump Scares: 5/10 Creep Factor: 9/10 Content Warnings: Domestic violence, Murder, Lots of blood, Creepy imagery Up Next: Horror Express (1972) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/horror-express Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Let's bathe each other in the river. Special Guest: Cameron Esposito https://twitter.com/cameronesposito Approachability: 8/10 (drama about mental illness w/mild horror elements) Gore: 2/10 Jump Scares: 3/10 Creep Factor: 7/10 Content Warnings: Dissociation, Hearing voices, Suicide Up Next: The Shining (1980) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-shining RNGHPN9 is hosted by Jeffrey Cranor and Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo by David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Support us on Patreon http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Follow us on Twitter or Instagram @RandomHorror9 Part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Don't get on anything called "Murder Ride" Special Guest: Joe Lipsitt https://twitter.com/bstolemyremote Approachability: 2/10 (bleak but stylized torture porn.) Gore: 9/10 Jump Scares: 6/10 Creep Factor: 7/10 Content Warnings: body horror; torture; claustrophobia; jump scares Up Next: Let's Scare Jessica to Death (1971) RNGHPN9 is hosted by Jeffrey Cranor and Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo by David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Support us on Patreon http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Follow us on Twitter or Instagram @RandomHorror9 Part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Wanna feel old? Call someone on Skype. Special Guest: Dana Schwartz http://www.danaschwartzdotcom.com/ Approachability: 4/10 (a haunted house for the zoom era) Gore: 7/10 Jump Scares: 3/10 Creep Factor: 7/10 Content Warnings: suicide; gore; references to rape Up Next: House of 1000 Corpses (2003) RNGHPN9 is hosted by Jeffrey Cranor and Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo by David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Support us on Patreon http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Follow us on Twitter or Instagram @RandomHorror9 Part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The fish people would like to wear your face. Special Guest: Desiree Burch https://www.desireeburch.com/ Approachability: 3/10 (a man gets his face peeled off, okay?) Gore: 9/10 Jump Scares: 5/10 Creep Factor: 8/10 Content Warnings: body horror; gore, rape Up Next: Unfriended (2015) RNGHPN9 is hosted by Jeffrey Cranor and Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo by David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Support us on Patreon http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Follow us on Twitter or Instagram @RandomHorror9 Part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Soft core hippie porn w/nary a horror film in sight Special Guest: Kyra Sims https://www.patreon.com/kyrasims Approachability: 10/10 (it's creepy & gross, but not in a horror-movie way) Gore: 1/10 Jump Scares: 1/10 Creep Factor: 4/10 Content Warnings: pretty shitty depictions of women and lesbians Up Next: Dagon (2001) RNGHPN9 is hosted by Jeffrey Cranor and Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo by David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Support us on Patreon http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Follow us on Twitter or Instagram @RandomHorror9 Part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Finally a movie that understands the Christmas spirit Special Guest: Dan McCoy https://whiskeyflicks.com/ Approachability: 4/10 (classic slasher with a super creepy phone voice) Gore: 3/10 Jump Scares: 6/10 Creep Factor: 7/10 Content Warnings: blood; stalking; murder of a child Up Next: Virgin Witch (1971) RNGHPN9 is hosted by Jeffrey Cranor and Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo by David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Support us on Patreon http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Follow us on Twitter or Instagram @RandomHorror9 Part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The real monster is puberty. Special Guest: Sarah Maria Griffin https://twitter.com/griffski Approachability: 6/10 (it's not scary or creepy. it's gory and tragic) Gore: 8/10 Jump Scares: 1/10 Creep Factor: 2/10 Content Warnings: body horror; graphic animal death; tragic death Up Next: Virgin Witch (1971) and special bonus episode Black Christmas RNGHPN9 is hosted by Jeffrey Cranor and Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo by David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Support us on Patreon http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Follow us on Twitter or Instagram @RandomHorror9 Part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices