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S1 Ep 160Mortimer, Dog of Death Grim Reaper Cosplays Anubis to Collect a Pharaoh’s Soul

When the King of the Grim Reapers dons a dog-head mask and a ceremonial skirt, it’s not a fashion statement—it’s a job requirement. Mortimer must channel Anubis to collect the soul of a stubborn Pharaoh who refuses to follow anyone but his god. But time travel, ancient dialects, and family banter complicate the mission. Join Mortimer, his sarcastic son the Necromancer, and the ever-joking Dante in this supernatural comedy of errors where death wears cosplay and the afterlife requires sign language.Perfect for fans of dry humor, metaphysical misadventures, and reapers with questionable fashion sense. with a song at the end Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 29, 20255 min

S1 Ep 359Mortimer, Dog of Death – Time-Traveling Reaper in a Skirt

When the King of the Grim Reapers dons a dog-head mask and a ceremonial skirt, it’s not a fashion statement—it’s a job requirement. Mortimer must channel Anubis to collect the soul of a stubborn Pharaoh who refuses to follow anyone but his god. But time travel, ancient dialects, and family banter complicate the mission. Join Mortimer, his sarcastic son the Necromancer, and the ever-joking Dante in this supernatural comedy of errors where death wears cosplay and the afterlife requires sign language.Perfect for fans of dry humor, metaphysical misadventures, and reapers with questionable fashion sense. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 29, 20252 min

S1 Ep 358The Magicians: The Emperor's New Clothes

When the Celestial Emperor impersonates the Grim Reaper King—who happens to be his own grandson and past self—things spiral into cosmic comedy. In this episode, we unravel the tangled threads of identity, legacy, and bureaucratic absurdity as Fred faces off with a fake version of himself… who’s actually his son.Featuring dry satire, metaphysical mischief, and a Parliament that’s wildly unprepared for immortal drama.👑 Who’s really wearing the crown? ☠️ Who’s pretending to be dead? 🪞And what happens when the universe’s most powerful beings forget who they are?Tags: #SupernaturalSatire #TimeLoopDrama #GothicMagicians #CelestialPolitics #ReaperRoyalty Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 28, 20255 min

S1 Ep 357Fall Out Part 2 – Fate Digs Up a Friend

In this emotionally twisted episode, Blake Alexander faces the impossible: a woman who claims to be his dead wife, reincarnated by the meddling hands of Argent, the Last Fate. As memories resurface and the morgue erupts with supernatural chaos, Blake must decide whether to embrace the past or reject the illusion.🎧 A haunting tale of love, loss, and the ethics of resurrection.🖤 Characters: Blake (Blue Midnight), Angela Silver, Argent, Lance (The Necromancer)🎶 Featuring eerie soundscapes, Coldplay references, and the scream of the dead🕰️ Themes: Fate vs. free will, identity, grief, and metaphysical romanceSubscribe for more supernatural drama, cosmic twists, and emotionally charged storytelling from the Gothic Magicians universe. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 28, 20256 min

S1 Ep 356Fall Out – The Angel of Time Has Fallen

In this emotionally charged episode, the Magicians universe fractures. A key witness is silenced. A beloved matriarch lies dying. And her family—led by the Emperor of the Solar System and his estranged son, the Necromancer—must navigate grief, blame, and the impossible rules of time itself. As Tempus reveals the truth behind the attack, vengeance becomes inevitable.🖤 A tale of cosmic justice, fractured family bonds, and the haunting weight of legacy.🎭 Characters: Blake (Blue Midnight), Lance (The Necromancer), Tempus (The Timekeeper)🧠 Themes: Fate vs. free will, supernatural justice, emotional fallout🎶 Featuring original music and immersive sound design from the Magicians universeSubscribe for more supernatural drama, metaphysical twists, and emotionally resonant storytelling. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 28, 20257 min

S1 Ep 355The Magicians: The Grandfather Paradox

🌀 A son saves his father… only to discover his father is also his great-grandfather.When Lance Alexander Senior’s quest to clear his father’s name takes him deep into the tunnels of time, he stumbles onto a rescue that rewrites his own family tree. His father, Blake Alexander—the King of Death—has no memory of who he is. In saving him, Lance creates a fixed point in history that forges an impossible truth: Blake will live out his life as Frederick Alexander, Lance’s own great-grandfather.As Tempus the Timekeeper pulls strings from the shadows, the Alexanders are forced to face the ultimate question—how do you live with a paradox when the paradox is you?Expect tangled timelines, gallows humour, and a touch of temporal theatre as this loop closes in on itself. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 27, 20259 min

S1 Ep 354The Magician Vanishes: The Adventures of Fred

🩸Victorian London. A man with blue blood stumbles into a hospital, claiming no name, no past—only pain and a strange familiarity with the doctor who treats him.As Fred Alexander is adopted into a family that feels eerily like his own, he marries a nurse who turns out to be the Empress of the Solar System. Centuries later, he discovers he’s not just her husband—he’s her grandfather. And his own.This episode unravels the paradox of Fred, a man caught in a metaphysical loop where love, legacy, and identity collide. Is he Blake Alexander-Drax, the semi-dead grim reaper? Or is he Fred, emperor of the universe, clinging to a truth that could shatter reality?Tune in for time-twisting romance, existential dread, and the kind of cosmic chaos only the Gothic Magicians can conjure. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 27, 20254 min

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Promo for the Magicians podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 27, 20250 min

S1 Ep 353The Keeper: the song

A song inspired by the story The Magicians: The Keeper Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 27, 20251 min

S1 Ep 352The Magicians: The Keeper- The Musical

Max Starfire just wanted to sing the theme song from the musical he loved. Instead, he’s sprinting through the streets mid-transformation, he chases his best friend, Blake—the Reaper King—who’s trying not to become a chew toy. With a supermoon overhead and a family of werewolves locked in a car, this episode spirals into a supernatural slapstick of teleporting stage managers, magical closets, and one very hairy problem.🎭 A musical meltdown under moonlight🐺 Werewolves, vampires, and one panicked skeleton🎩 The show must go on... even if the cast turns feral Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 27, 20255 min

S1 Ep 351The Skinwalker

Don’t be fooled by his kind smile—Max Starfire is hiding more than sleight of hand. When a tribal chief declares him a skinwalker, Max’s quiet life as a stage magician, vampire, and reluctant werewolf spirals into chaos. A failed assassination, a grim reaper with a sense of humor, and a silver bullet showdown that ends in tragedy... or comedy? Tune in for a darkly satirical tale of mistaken identity, supernatural politics, and the absurdity of trying to kill the undead.🩸 Werewolves. Vampires. Reapers.🎩 Magic, murder, and metaphysical mayhem.🔪 One man’s mission to prove he’s harmless...ish Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 27, 20252 min

S1 Ep 350The Magicians: In The Blood

A killer hiding in plain sight. A coroner covering for his son. And a crime scene that hits a little too close to home...In this twisted supernatural episode, the Necromancer—moonlighting as a police assistant—accidentally leaves behind his own bloody fingerprint at a murder scene. His father, the coroner (and fellow grim reaper), scrambles to erase the evidence before the truth unravels. With a suspicious sergeant closing in and family secrets bubbling to the surface, it’s a race against time to protect the undead from the living.🩸 Dry wit, eerie suspense, and morally tangled magicians collide in this darkly funny tale from Rachel Lawson’s Gothic universe.🔮 Tune in for a story where death is just the beginning—and family loyalty might be the real crime. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 26, 20252 min

S1 Ep 349Ships In The Sea, A Song

By Rachel Lawson, Song inspired story the Magicians: The Isle of Man Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 25, 20253 min

S1 Ep 348The Magicians: The Isle of Man

“A haunting love song across galaxies.Faden Drax, a gifted Magician and ambassador to X-Zeracia, sings of a fleeting encounter with a human woman on the Isle of Man—a moment so tender it threatens the balance of duty and desire. When the Emperor commands him to leave her behind and return to a planet on the brink of war, Faden must choose between cosmic peace and personal heartbreak.In this episode, we unravel the bittersweet beauty of ‘The moonlight is beautiful tonight,’ a phrase that echoes through space and memory. A tale of love, loss, and the impossible choices that define us.Tune in for a story that blends supernatural diplomacy with aching romance—where even magicians can’t escape the gravity of goodbye.” Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 25, 20253 min

S1 Ep 347The Age Of Treason- All A Matter Of Timing (Fred Dilemma)

A song inspired by The Age Of Treason from Rachel Lawson's The Magicians series Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 24, 20253 min

S1 Ep 346The Picture of Death 2

Aureus Argent aka Gabriel Drac, (the former Masked Chicken) a Magician paints a picture of Blake as a human magician he is the emperor of the magicians, and as a birthday present for Blake, it ends up in his afterlife office, where he is to have a reporter doing an article on him by order of Fate, his boss. How bad can this go? Really bad! But how bad? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 24, 20259 min

S1 Ep 345The Hollow Crown or The Ghost Empire v2 (Song)

A song on Fred from The Magicians Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 24, 20254 min

S1 Ep 344Am I Only Dreaming (Song)

A song from The Man of Her Dreams. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 24, 20254 min

S1 Ep 343Before I Go Where Shadows Dream (Song)

A song from The Man of Her Dreams. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 24, 20255 min

S1 Ep 342The Cult of Death 2

The Cult of DeathThe Magicians: The Cult of Death by Rachel Lawson Jasper Argent never thought he'd find himself inside a death cult of deluded goth necromancers. But when curiosity leads him into their ritual chamber, he realizes he's in far deeper than he ever intended. Forced to prove his loyalty, Jasper must make an impossible choice—one that could expose his true nature and put him at deadly odds with the cult's sinister leader. As secrets unravel and shadows deepen, Jasper finds himself racing against time in a battle of deception, survival, and fate. Can he escape their grasp before his own identity is revealed? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 24, 20255 min

S1 Ep 341The Magicians: Across The Universe

Across the Universe Jasper Green, a seemingly unassuming human ambassador, arrives in the Betelgeuse system, a place teetering on the edge of chaos. While he appears more interested in his book than in diplomacy, whispers of a Magician—a powerful, masked sorcerer—begin to spread. When a battle against ruthless space gangsters erupts, the legend of the Magician takes shape, entwining Jasper's fate with intergalactic danger, hidden identities, and a daring rescue mission that could change everything. A thrilling sci-fi adventure of deception, heroism, and the power of magic, The Magicians: Across the Universe will transport readers to a realm where nothing is quite as it seems. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 24, 20256 min

S1 Ep 340The Magicians : On The Eve Of An Empire (A Song)

By Rachel Lawson, Plot goes Crown Prince Frederick stands feeling naked, lonely, and scared by the future he must lead as Emperor of the Universe after the death of his adopted father, the last emperor. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 24, 20255 min

S1 Ep 339The Magicians: OlderMort by Rachel Lawson

Immortal birthdays are the worst. Especially when your son gifts you a Voldemort meme in a party hat and calls it love.Meet Blake—aka Mortimer, aka the King of the Reapers, aka the guy who’s been 25 for a thousand years and still can’t catch a break. It’s his 1023rd birthday, and all he wants is peace, paperwork, and Coldplay. Instead, he gets undead family drama, time travel trauma, and coworkers who think he’s ancient Rome’s last surviving citizen.Between dodging zombie granddads, managing his own soul (who moonlights as a psychotic reaper), and surviving the world's most passive-aggressive birthday celebration, Blake proves that immortality is just eternal middle management.🪦 Tune in for magical dysfunction, dry sarcasm, and the kind of existential comedy that only comes with being older than dirt but still stuck in the office Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 23, 20253 min

S1 Ep 338The Timekeeper Gets a Crystal Ball

In this quietly magical episode from Rachel Lawson’s The Magicians universe, we celebrate a birthday in the Halls of Time—where calendars don’t matter and cake appears out of thin air. Tempus, the Timekeeper, receives a gift from his niece: a crystal ball that reveals visions but lacks sound. As he tries to make sense of this silent sphere, we explore the bittersweet humor of being a magician who controls time but forgets birthdays.🎂 A magical birthday 🔮 A crystal ball with no sound 🕰️ A brotherly bond across timelinesJoin us for a gentle, character-driven tale that blends cosmic oddity with familial warmth. Perfect for fans of supernatural slice-of-life storytelling. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 23, 20252 min

S1 Ep 337Am I Just A Shadow You Drew?

In this episode, we dive into Rachel Lawson’s surreal and emotionally charged tale The Magicians: Am I Just A Shadow You Drew?. Lance Alexander, a sleep-deprived magician desperate to fix his broken life, steps through a portal and finds himself in a world where he’s merely a character in someone else’s story.What happens when fiction becomes self-aware?What responsibility does a creator have to their creations?Join us as we explore the blurred lines between author and character, dream and reality, and the haunting consequences of rewriting fate.🎧 Perfect for fans of magical realism, speculative fiction, and stories that ask: Who really holds the pen? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 23, 20253 min

S1 Ep 336The Man of Her Dreams With Songs

In a realm where nightmares breathe and dreams can be hunted, the Sandman meets the only woman who can wake him… and break him. When love blooms between worlds, the line between the dreamscape and reality blurs — but can it survive the awakening? In this haunting episode, join us for a lyrical journey of love, longing, and fate, as the Dream Reaper becomes more than just a rescuer from the night. Featuring poetic verses, reaper intrigue, and the bittersweet pull between life and dream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 23, 202523 min

S1 Ep 335All The King's Men

When death is only a setback, kidnappers need a better plan.In the shadowy hours before dawn, a baby with a universe‑shaping future is snatched from his pram — and his immortal family will cross planets, time, and the veil itself to get him back. But in a world where emperors can resurrect, brothers bicker over duck‑feeding, and even reapers wear nappies, nothing is as simple as ransom and revenge.Rachel Lawson’s Gothic Magicians universe returns in a darkly funny, high‑stakes tale of cosmic politics, family chaos, and the thin line between life and the afterlife. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 22, 20256 min

S1 Ep 334Coffee With A Side Of Trouble

Some families bond over coffee. The Alexanders bond over surviving armed robberies, concealing supernatural powers, and accidentally revealing they’re royalty from other dimensions.When their favourite café faces closure after repeated robberies, Lance, Blake (aka Fred, Emperor of the Universe), and Morganite (Prime Minister of the Universe) volunteer behind the counter. But when the next stick‑up turns into a hostage crisis, the Magicians must juggle lattes, loaded weapons, and the risk of unleashing the Angel of Death.☕ Expect:•   Red Fox, their magically gifted police sergeant uncle, racing the clock•   Bullets, banter, and barista work gone wrong•   A showdown where knives fly faster than the espresso shotsSubscribe for more supernatural shenanigans, cosmic politics, and family drama—served hot. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 22, 20257 min

S1 Ep 333Man of her dreams v 2

In a realm where nightmares breathe and dreams can be hunted, the Sandman meets the only woman who can wake him… and break him. When love blooms between worlds, the line between the dreamscape and reality blurs — but can it survive the awakening? In this haunting episode, join us for a lyrical journey of love, longing, and fate, as the Dream Reaper becomes more than just a rescuer from the night. Featuring poetic verses, reaper intrigue, and the bittersweet pull between life and dream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 21, 202516 min

S1 Ep 332The Man Of Her Dreams

In a realm where nightmares breathe and dreams can be hunted, the Sandman meets the only woman who can wake him… and break him. When love blooms between worlds, the line between the dreamscape and reality blurs — but can it survive the awakening? In this haunting episode, join us for a lyrical journey of love, longing, and fate, as the Dream Reaper becomes more than just a rescuer from the night. Featuring poetic verses, reaper intrigue, and the bittersweet pull between life and dream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 21, 202516 min

S1 Ep 331The Magicians: The Rise Of The Ghost

On an English estate, an unearthed relic awakens more than history — it stirs a soul lost to time. When archaeologist Dr. Stella Alexander touches the black duelling pistol of the legendary Ghost, visions burn into her mind… and across the galaxy, Aureus begins to vanish into blackouts. In a world where magicians outlive centuries, superheroes hide behind masks, and time itself can be bent, the Ghost walks again. Secrets are unraveling — and not everyone will survive the truth.A Gothic Magicians audio drama of love, identity, and supernatural justice. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 21, 202540 min

S1 Ep 330Reading of book for publishing blooper

Read by Rachel Lawson, who sometimes reads her books. guest interupter Alexa Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 20, 20250 min

S1 Ep 329The Rose

The Blake Report just got deadly. When coroner–cum–talk‑show host Dr. Blake Alexander interviews his own lawyer about a client-turned-killer, the conversation spirals into a dangerous game of cat‑and‑mouse. Between a masked magician, an enchanted chicken, and a goth teen sidekick, the hunt for a relentless assassin becomes a surreal blend of magic, mayhem, and dark comedy. Will Gabriel “The Chicken” Adamson survive the week — or will the killer finally catch his prey Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 20, 202511 min

S1 Ep 328The Depth of Night's Horror

The emperor tries to stop a war. He goes to another planet to perform and negotiate with the leaders of the war. While he's there, Jasper sees a disaster in the forum. Can Blake and Lance work together to stop it without killing each other and everyone else as Fred tries to keep the peace?  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 18, 202514 min

S1 Ep 327The Dream Reaper

A related song by Rachel Lawson Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 17, 20253 min

S1 Ep 326Fake And Enter

A stage magician commits a break and enter to find out how a trick was done and breaks into the most unexpected place, the afterlife. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 17, 20259 min

S1 Ep 325The Fugitive: Version 2

Blake is caught by the policeman who was hunting him and his wife, whom he had abandoned, and what will happen how will they react when they see him. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 16, 202514 min

S1 Ep 324* Star Crossed to music

🚀 Star-Crossed: Love, Scandal, and Superpowers in Space 🚀In this episode, we explore Rachel Lawson’s Star-Crossed, a gothic sci-fi novelette where a forbidden romance between an alien diplomat’s sister and a cosmic prince ignites interstellar controversy. From magical transformations to superhero chaos, this story blends poetic melancholy with suspenseful intrigue.Tune in as we unpack the themes of identity, legacy, and love that transcends species—and scandal. Featuring excerpts, behind-the-scenes insights, and a look at how this tale fits into the Gothic Magicians universe.🎧 Available now wherever you get your podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 15, 202517 min

S1 Ep 323*Star-Crossed, The Song

A love song duet based on Rachel Lawson's story *Star-crossed About a star-crossed couple, a grey alien and a magician who are deeply in love and aren't meant to be together as the magician's loves all die and her family doesn't want him killing her. But they stay together in spite of his bad luck with ladies Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 15, 20253 min

S1 Ep 322The Magicians: The Ballad of The Whitechapel Killer

By Rachel LawsonA song of a killer who stalks the streets of Old Victorian and picks up a tipsy lady in the street, someone is going to die, but who? Not a kids' story or song. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 14, 20255 min

S1 Ep 321The Magicians: On Tour

When intergalactic royalty moonlights as a stage magician, and backup singers are secretly mind-reading time travelers, you know the tour’s going to be anything but ordinary. In this electrifying episode, Rachel Lawson’s Gothic Magicians take center stage—literally—as they join pop sensation Violet Flowers on a tour that spirals into obsession, danger, and supernatural justice. With charisma, mystery, and a touch of dark humor, On Tour is a spellbinding blend of music, magic, and menace. Tune in for backstage secrets, psychic revelations, and a drone attack that nearly ends it all. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 13, 20256 min

S1 Ep 320The People From The Center of the Earth

The People From The Center of the EarthWhen conspiracy theories collide with cosmic law, chaos is inevitable. In this hilariously surreal episode from The Gothic Magicians Chronicles, Blake Alexander—Emperor of the Solar System and Judge of the Dead—is dragged into a legal battle between humanity and the mysterious Star People who claim ownership of Earth… from its hollow center.Expect courtroom sorcery, intergalactic egos, and a chicken in a mask who just wants to prove hollow Earth theory is real. With guest appearances from the Masked Chicken, the greatest lawyer in the universe (who may or may not be a zealot), and a Supreme Leader who didn’t quite think through the whole “evict humanity” plan, this episode is a satirical deep dive into legacy, identity, and the absurdity of cosmic bureaucracy.👽 Is the Earth hollow? Can sorcerers settle planetary disputes? And why is everyone related to royalty?Tune in for a supernatural legal showdown that’s equal parts absurd, philosophical, and strangely heartfelt. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 12, 20257 min

S1 Ep 319Bad Omens or the insane unfortunate ravings of a mad chicken

Bad Omens or the Insane Unfortunate Ravings of a Mad ChickenWhen the coroner receives a letter addressed to “Death,” and his son gets one for “The Antichrist,” you know it’s going to be one hell of a day. Add a masked chicken rewriting Good Omens, aliens mistaking Trump for Earth’s emperor, and a teenage Enchantress crying over a lost book of fate—and you’ve got an apocalypse powered by bureaucracy, bad timing, and poultry.🐔 Join Blake Alexander, King of the Grim Reapers, as he races through time to stop the end of the world triggered by a confused chicken with literary ambitions. With help from his son Tempus, the Timekeeper, and granddaughter Kristine, the Enchantress, Blake must reclaim the book that can rewrite reality before it’s too late.📖 A cosmic comedy of errors where fate is fragile, death is diplomatic, and the apocalypse might just be a publishing mistake. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 12, 20259 min

S1 Ep 318The Witch Doctor

The Witch DoctorWhen the coroner is also a necromancer, death is just the beginning of the drama. In this episode, Dr Death—aka the reluctant healer of the dead—is hounded by fans, orderlies, and desperate Neighbours enthusiasts who think resurrection is just another prescription. But reviving the dead isn’t always healing… especially when zombies are involved.🧟‍♂️ Enter Jack, a determined orderly on a mission to bring back his favorite actor, and Lance Alexander, the sardonic reporter with a secret identity as the infamous Necromancer. Together, they dive into a world of teenage goths, magical ethics, and one very awkward family reunion in a graveyard of second opinions.💀 A darkly comic tale of celebrity obsession, necromantic boundaries, and the fine line between dork and death. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 12, 20257 min

S1 Ep 317The Haunting of the Necromancer v3

The Magicians: The Haunting of the Necromancer by Rachel Lawson The Necromancer is used to dealing with death—but when one of his victims refuses to move on, haunting his home and watching Neighbours in his favorite chair, things take a turn for the absurd. Seeking help from his father, the Grand Reaper, the Necromancer quickly realizes that dealing with the undead is far easier than dealing with family. As the ghost settles in for a long stay and tensions rise between generations, one question remains: can they send this stubborn spirit to the other side, or will the Necromancer forever be cursed with an unwanted houseguest? A supernatural comedy full of magic, mischief, and reluctant ghost-hunting. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 12, 20256 min

S1 Ep 316The Necromantrix Earns Her Scythe or The Mower King

Welcome to the Green Side – The Necromantrix Earns Her ScytheSeries: The Magicians🪦🌿 Death gets a makeover—and a gardening franchise.In this darkly whimsical episode, Kris, the newly minted Necromantrix, grapples with the surreal legacy of soul reaping… and lawn care. Guided by her father—the infamous Necromancer—and her cryptic grandfather, she learns that the scythe isn’t just a weapon, but a symbol of life’s harvest. But when the trio’s reaping ritual spooks a pair of unsuspecting walkers, the line between grim reaper and suburban gardener blurs hilariously.Is death just another landscaping job? And what does it mean to “mow the lawn” when souls are the grass?Tune in for a supernatural satire that blends existential musings, family dysfunction, and the odd charm of a reaper’s roleplay. The Mower King is in town… and he’s got work to do. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 12, 20252 min

S1 Ep 315The Other Man's Shoes

🎙️ Gothic Magicians: The Other Man’s ShoesWhat happens when the Emperor of the Universe and his time-traveling younger self swap lives for a day? Chaos, comedy, and cosmic consequences. In this episode, Fred and Alexandrite trade roles—one dons a beard and judges the dead, the other faces intergalactic diplomacy and exploding cadavers. As their son Lakelandite juggles necromancy, family drama, and unwanted romantic revelations, the Magicians learn that walking in another man’s shoes might just lead to blood, bureaucracy, and a deeper bond.👻 Featuring magical mishaps, moonlit misadventures, and a morgue that bites back, this darkly humorous tale explores identity, legacy, and the tangled timelines of love and duty.🔮 Tune in for necromantic banter, interdimensional pranks, and a lesson in empathy that only the Gothic Magicians could deliver. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 12, 202510 min

S1 Ep 314Enter the Dreamscape

"What do you want Dad?" asked Lance, Blake's son when Blake, Dante as a reaper, and Sandy appeared out of nowhere in his boss's closed office."Yes, what does the dark lord want?" asked Lance and Sandy's boss at the newspaper Lando."We need to borrow the Necromancer," said Blake."Very dramatic bringing the reaper, why bring Daniel?" asked Lando."Give the Sandman, a bit of respect he is the King of Dreams," said Dante."In his dreams," said Lando."No he's the real sandman," said Blake,"We need that psycho to kill a dream he's good at killing dreams," said Blake."Dad that's harsh even for you," said Lance who was used to such biting words from his father.The Sandman looked sorry for his friend Lance he thought Blake was acting harsh too."We need him to help to kill a nightmare that is killing people these nightmares are a rare beast they are normal dreams with a virus these dreams are sick the virus takes over them they appear as old hags with one eye in their forehead they feed on dreams and kill people as they sleep," said the Sandman."Then by all means go kill it take Lance and be gone," said Lando."Oh, how do we kill it do we wake up?" Lance said,"No its eye is its only weakness, a blade to the eye is the only way to kill it," said Sandy, "I have no skill with a blade otherwise I would kill it myself. I went to your father knowing you would need backup and he would wonder about the deaths.""Then why are you wasting time here go!" shouted Lando as they were still in his office. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 10, 20257 min

S1 Ep 313Where Do Dreams Go When They Die(Song)

based on story by Rachel Lawson Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 10, 20254 min

S1 Ep 312Where Do Dreams Go When They Die

 Where Do Dreams Go When They Die – A Magicians Audiobook Episode In this melancholic descent into the dreamscape, Dr Blake Alexander—coroner, emperor of the underworld, and reluctant counselor—answers a call from the realm of dreams. When Zac, a young magician and Neuromancer, seeks help for his grieving father, Blake must confront the Sandman himself: a ruler undone by the death of a dream. What follows is a lyrical meditation on memory, mourning, and the fragile line between reality and reverie.Where Do Dreams Go When They Die is a supernatural tale of loss and longing, set in the shadowed corridors of the Gothic Magicians universe. Featuring ethereal portals, forgotten offices, and the aching desire to resurrect what cannot be reclaimed, this episode invites listeners to explore the emotional depths of magic itself. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 10, 20259 min