Rachel Lawson's The Magicians Podcast

In this episode of The Magicians, power, deception, and forbidden love collide across galaxies. Queen Zirconia of Alpha Centauri arrives on Earth with a deadly proposal: marry the Celestial Emperor or face interstellar war. But her ambition masks a darker plot—one that threatens the emperor’s secret identity, his true wife, and the fragile peace of the universe. When love is silenced and betrayal reigns, who will rise from the ashes? Tune in for cosmic politics, masked balls, and a wedding night no one will forget. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What happens when a real necromancer infiltrates a death cult full of goth cosplayers with murder on their minds and eyeliner in their hearts? Jasper Argent—aka the Prince of Darkness, aka the son of the actual Necromancer—goes undercover in a temple of doom where the rituals are real, the fashion is questionable, and the leadership is homicidally unstable. Will Jasper survive the ceremony, save the mysterious captive, and keep his wig on straight? Tune in for ritual drama, cosmic deception, and a surprise cameo from everyone's favorite interplanetary spouse, Mookaite. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

🎭 Who Is the Masked Magician? A singing contest turns into a cosmic whodunnit when a masked performer enchants the crowd—then witnesses a murder. From romantic ballads to interdimensional investigations, join Blue Midnight, the Emperor of the Solar System, and his snarky son Lance as they unravel a mystery that spans stage lights, ghostly visitors, and a killer in disguise. 👑 Magic, music, murder... and one very dramatic goldfish. 🔍 Tune in for supernatural sleuthing, dry wit, and a cast of magicians, vampires, and reapers who know how to make an entrance. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

By Rachel Lawson. A song of remembering lost loved ones Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

By Rachel Lawson a song of my Fred and his younger self Blake his younger self another man. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A song by Rachel Lawson written for a poetry contest on https://allpoetry.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A song from my The Magicians series Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dr Blake Alexander—TV host by day, Grim Reaper by moonlight—is about to face his most terrifying assignment yet: hosting a late-night horror show as his undead alter ego, Mortimer. Blackmailed by his media mogul boss and cornered by Fate itself, Blake must trade news briefs for spooky monologues in Death Gets a Job. But when his skeleton soul hits the screen as “Slayer of Skulls,” Blake’s nerves—and his reputation—are on the chopping block. Especially when his son finds out.A supernatural satire of identity, legacy, and the absurdity of showbiz, this episode of The Magicians is equal parts eerie and hilarious. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dr Blake Alexander—TV host by day, Grim Reaper by moonlight—is about to face his most terrifying assignment yet: hosting a late-night horror show as his undead alter ego, Mortimer. Blackmailed by his media mogul boss and cornered by Fate itself, Blake must trade news briefs for spooky monologues in Death Gets a Job. But when his skeleton soul hits the screen as “Slayer of Skulls,” Blake’s nerves—and his reputation—are on the chopping block. Especially when his son finds out.A supernatural satire of identity, legacy, and the absurdity of showbiz, this episode of The Magicians is equal parts eerie and hilarious. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Song inspired by The Emperor of the Universe and King of Death from Rachel Lawson's The Magicians series Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

When you're a coroner nicknamed Dr Death, people expect you to heal the living—and raise the dead. But Blake Alexander is no miracle worker. He's just trying to survive a world where everyone thinks he's a witch doctor, his son is a serial killer necromancer, and even the local teens are dabbling in resurrection.This darkly comedic supernatural tale dives into the absurdity of fame, grief, and magical malpractice. Featuring undead dads, desperate fans, and a very unhelpful hospital orderly, it’s a twisted romp through Melbourne’s morgues, newsrooms, and goth-infested alleyways.🧟‍♂️ Necromancers. 📰 Tabloids. ⚰️ Second opinions.Death isn’t the end—it’s just bad PR. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Not for kids!Welcome to the most dysfunctional holiday season in the afterlife. Coroner Blake Alexander—aka the Grinch, aka the King of Death—is drowning in paperwork, murder cases, and reapers dressed as Santa Claus. When a Manchurian candidate turns up dead and Blake gets shot investigating, his serial killer son (who moonlights as an elf) must save him before Christmas cheer kills them both.From haunted malls to morgue carolers, this supernatural noir comedy dives deep into festive madness, cosmic bureaucracy, and family drama with a twist of dry wit and electric chaos.🎅 Murder. 🎁 Reapers. 🎄 Tinsel.It’s not just Christmas—it’s a very grim Christmas. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Rachel Lawson's song of Fred and Mortimer longer version Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

At a dance hall filled with lonely hearts, Fred Alexander finds himself entangled with a mysterious woman whose thoughts are darker than they appear. As a telepath, he can see into minds—but what he discovers shakes him to his core. What starts as innocent flirtation soon turns into a dangerous game of deception, and Fred realizes he’s being lured into something sinister. When the music swells and the final dance begins, the truth comes crashing down in a way no one could have foreseen. Is Fred truly the hunter in this deadly game, or has he unknowingly become the prey? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Blake Alexander has been caught dead—literally. When Fate himself warns that Blake’s son, the Necromancer, will die today, the King of the Reapers makes an impossible choice: break the laws of life and death to save his child. But time is unraveling, identities are colliding, and the police are closing in.As secrets spill and masks fall, Blake must face the truth: he’s not just a father or a coroner—he’s Blue Midnight, leader of the Magicians, and he’s running out of time.Featuring mistaken identities, mugshot memes, and a family reunion across dimensions, this episode is a supernatural thriller with a ticking clock and a broken heart. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Fred and Blake swap places when they argue the other is having an easy life. They are the same time-travelling man at different points in life. One is a prince and coroner, the other is emperor of the universe They are the same man living different lives. They trade places to find the other's life is Hell, literally. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

One photo. One scandal. One magician who can't stay dead.Fred Alexander is caught in a cosmic scandal when a tabloid photo suggests he's having an affair with his grandson’s pregnant wife. As panic spreads and family ties unravel, Fred must reveal the truth — that he is his own grandson. But when suicide, resurrection, and a prankster magician collide, reality itself bends to the will of time. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Not a kid's audiobook obviouslyFred Alexander is kidnapped by a man who wants him dead, and he takes Fred to a place he doesn't know to kill him, but he won't stay dead no matter how many times he kills him, he keeps coming back to life. Fred Alexander woke up cold, naked, and afraid in a dark cupboard one day after he'd been to the pub. He thought he must have been really drunk to be like this, and wondered if he'd done something stupid. Fred being an enchanter tried to leave with magic without opening the door, being naked it would look a little odd to just stroll outside. Realising someone had cast an entrapment spell on it. It wasn't one of his kind the magicians it was more likely a human, it was clumsy but effective. Fred realised it was a trap and he couldn't escape. Fred saw blood on the floor, his blood. He was confused and scared. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Song of The Magician Fred and his other side Mortimer. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Magicians: The Solstice — When the Earth spins faster and a storm tears through the town, Gabriel Adamson suspects something deeper than meteorology. After a near-death encounter, he follows a star-being into the heart of the planet and uncovers a secret: the Earth is a starship, and its core is controlled by beings who call it theirs. As planetary systems glitch and old courtroom regrets resurface, Gabriel must navigate cosmic bureaucracy, elemental fallout, and the masked magician Blue Midnight’s cold shoulder. A tale of planetary secrets, magical repair crews, and the lawyer who once tried to give Earth away. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Masked Chicken's song. In this surreal musical interlude, The Masked Chicken takes center stage with a haunting refrain that echoes through the chaos of a world gone hazy. As the solstice stirs ancient forces and the Earth’s core secrets begin to surface, one unlikely voice dares to question reality. Is he a fool—or the only one who sees the truth? Journey into mystery, madness, and melody in The Magicians: When The Solstice Comes.What if the Earth wasn’t just a planet—but a starship run by beings from its molten core? In The Magicians: The Solstice, Gabriel Adamson crashes into a mystery that rewrites everything he thought he knew. From courtroom missteps to interstellar control rooms, this episode dives into planetary sabotage, magical cleanups, and the storm that started it all. Featuring Blue Midnight, Lance Alexander Sr., and a very grumpy star controller. Buckle up—Earth’s not just spinning, it’s spiralling. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

When Lance, the reluctant assassin and son of the King of Death, takes the mic, what begins as a soulful confession becomes a cosmic lament. Forced to serve Fate’s cruel design, Lance sings of duty, despair, and the soft heart buried beneath his deadly reputation. But Blake, ever the mortician-magician and master of dry wit, isn’t buying it.This episode blends supernatural pathos with gallows humor, as father and son clash over identity, legacy, and the cost of killing for a living.Tune in for magical banter, existential harmonies, and one very awkward family duet. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A Love Song by Rachel Lawson Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Magicians: The Blood BankWhen vampires run a blood drive, you know it’s not your average charity event. Astra and Max Starfire launch a covert operation to feed the hungry undead of Queenscross—until a pair of scavengers raid the supply, and the Red Fox starts sniffing around. Meanwhile, Max vanishes mid-magic act, and Dr. Death is left juggling illusions, alarms, and accusations. Who’s really behind the blood bank heist? And can Astra keep her fangs out of trouble long enough to clear their names?Tune in for supernatural schemes, magical misfires, and a heist that leaves everyone bleeding red. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

By Rachel Lawson Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Song by Rachel Lawson Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

By day, they’re truckies on the Woles line. By night, they’re magicians in tuxedos and masks. But when a killer hides among their own, Fred, Blake, and Lance must juggle family grudges, CB-radio insults, and supernatural justice. On the highway, the only thing more dangerous than the traffic… is the truth Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A sad love song by Rachel Lawson Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A song by Rachel Lawson Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A witty vignette song where immortal magicians confront the strangest foe of all: their own merchandise. From Napoleon‑cosplay figurines to the tragic fate of the Masked Chicken, it’s a satirical romp through vanity, friendship, and the hazards of being collectible. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, we dive into The Magicians: Collect Them All (Except That One) by Rachel Lawson—a witty vignette where immortal magicians confront the strangest foe of all: their own merchandise. From Napoleon‑cosplay figurines to the tragic fate of the Masked Chicken, it’s a satirical romp through vanity, friendship, and the hazards of being collectible. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A mad star man goes on a rampage, killing and eating people in a fairground on Halloween. Fred, Ana, and a friend help stop it from killing. One of them will die, and who will die? Will they stop him? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A highway patrolman pulls a car full of young-looking men over. As a bunch of young joyriders. The Necromancer is the only one of them who enjoys this. How will his father and son defuse his mischief? How will these young-looking men get away from the patrolman? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In a galaxy where diplomacy masks danger and love defies logic, an alien diplomat's sister and a cosmic prince find themselves bound by fate—and scandal. When Mookaite Ga, a gray-skinned X-Zeracien, meets Prince Jasper Argent, heir to the galactic emperor, their instant connection sparks a romance that threatens political peace and family honor. As secrets unravel and visions of doom loom, their love becomes a cosmic rebellion against prejudice, prophecy, and power.A gothic sci-fi romance laced with lyrical melancholy, Star-Crossed is a tale of forbidden love, interstellar scandal, and the courage to embrace one's true form—even when the universe says no. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In a universe where time, power, and identity collide, chaos erupts when baby Morgy is kidnapped at a tranquil park. As the baby’s babysitter, Morganite, faces a desperate battle against an unknown assailant, secrets of royal lineage and alien ancestry unfold. With a ransom note in hand, Morgy’s beloved father, the Emperor, must confront the bizarre and deadly realities that lurk beyond their perception. As betrayals unravel and the line between life and death blurs, who will rise to claim their crown, and who will be lost in the shadows? Dive into "All The King's Men" for a thrilling tale of courage, sacrifice, and unexpected twists! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Time travelling runs his family the adult time traveller Morganite the Prime minister of the Universe, and the son of the Celestial Emperor, meets the rest of the family with his wife. His mother Ana's baby, his younger self is born, and the adult Morganite babysits himself, as a baby he's his worst nightmare. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Song from Fetch by Rachel Lawson Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

When Dr. Blake Alexander—coroner, magician, and King of the Reapers—meets his own grim doppelgänger, Mortimer, the veil between life and death begins to unravel. A copycat Necromancer is killing magicians, alien royalty are turning up in the morgue, and Blake’s granddaughter Kristine fears her grandfather’s final act may be more than just stagecraft. As Blake prepares a one-night-only magical performance to trap the killer, secrets surface, loyalties fracture, and the line between showmanship and sacrifice blurs.This episode blends cosmic horror, dry wit, and family drama into a supernatural whodunnit with a theatrical twist.Tune in for death, deception, and one very dramatic faint. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

When Blake Alexander receives a letter addressed to “Death” and his son Lance gets one for the “Antichrist,” things spiral from prank to prophecy. As the Magicians scramble to decode their cosmic summons, aliens arrive at the White House, the gates of the underworld jam open, and a masked chicken rewrites reality with the Book of Fate. Featuring time-traveling Kindle mishaps, interstellar diplomacy, and a teenage Enchantress with the power to end worlds, this episode is a supernatural fever dream with heart.Tune in for magical chaos, dry wit, and the most absurd Armageddon since someone tried to microwave a prophecy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

An epic song by Rachel Lawson Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episode Title: Coffee With A Side Of Trouble – Saving the Universe One Latte at a TimeWhen the Magicians take on barista duty to protect their favorite café, things go from frothy to fatal fast. A robbery turns into a hostage standoff, revealing the true identities of Blake, Lance, and Morganite—and the terrifying consequences of Lance’s death. Featuring family feuds, cosmic titles, and a very confused police sergeant, this episode serves up supernatural suspense with a shot of dry wit.Tune in for magical mishaps, sibling snark, and a café that might just be the most dangerous place in the universe. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reading with music. Lyrics and story by me. Song made with Suno AI. This is the best reading I've heard so far. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Necromancer is framed, and Lance is under suspicion. Blake and Lance must clear his name while Lance is on the run. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A Host the Necromancer, Mr. Goody Two-Shoes is Blake/ Fred the woman is a fan of the host Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Fred's song Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Song of the Magician Blake aka Fred a timetraveler Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

When Anatase, wife of the long‑vanished Alexandrite, reveals she is pregnant, whispers of scandal ripple across the empire. The truth is far stranger: Alexandrite has lived for centuries under a new name—Sapphirus, Emperor of the Universe—and Ana is still his wife. Their secret is threatened when an assassin strikes during a galactic summit, kidnapping Ana and demanding the Emperor’s life in exchange. Betrayal, sacrifice, and resurrection collide in this tale of forbidden love, political danger, and a family bound together by more than blood. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ten years after the wedding of the Emperor of the Solar System and his reincarnated bride, their love still defies death, destiny, and the stars themselves. But when Blake Alexander—secretly the King of the Grim Reapers—vanishes from public life, Angela is left grieving and alone. Their reunion, centuries later, is anything but ordinary: he has lived another life as the Emperor of the Universe, and yet their bond remains unbroken. Amid intergalactic politics, hidden identities, and the watchful eyes of their children and grandchildren, Blake and Angela must navigate a forbidden love that refuses to die. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kristine Alexander dreams of a perfect man on a storm‑tossed night… only to meet him the next day in the flesh. Sinclair de Lune, silver‑clad and impossibly charming, seems too good to be true—because he is. As her father Lance, her partner Lando, and the dream‑wizard Daniel Sandman investigate, they uncover the truth: Kristine accidentally brought her dream to life by sketching him in an enchanted notebook. Now, with reality unraveling, the family must decide whether to let the dream linger or send him back to the shadows. A tale of longing, enchantment, and the peril of wishing too hard. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this haunting episode of The Blake Report, Dr. Blake Alexander welcomes a guest unlike any other: Rachel Lawson, the very author who created him. What begins as a surreal reunion between character and creator quickly spirals into a confrontation about destiny, cruelty, and the blurred line between imagination and reality. With Lance revealing his accidental journey into her universe, and Blake singing a song that cuts deeper than Rachel expected, the interview becomes a raw exploration of guilt, love, and the power of stories to wound—and to heal. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.