Questionable Material with Jack & Brian

Brian gives an update from Turkey, which Turks call Turkiye.

Two Turtle Doves Again. Kwanzaa Outlet. Jack's no good, terrible year. Fort Knox secrets. Andrew Heaton tries to land sponsors: Plastic Surgeon, Avatar 2, Wampaquissett Valley Casino. qmpodcast.com

Adagio for Strings. Baking Clinic. Cat tumors and doggie DNA. Advice for a young lady. Audiobook auditions: The Day the Bird Died, Harrison Schmitt Was There Too, The Night Santa Came. qmpodcast.com

Mama Pione's Marinara. Charles from Tech Support. Intimate venues, intimate moments, soiled doorways. Oprah's favorite things. Jack auditions: Who Moved My Cheese?, The Feds, Night At The Bunker. qmpodcast.com

SHHOP. Brian's back from disaster relief. Go Fund I. Jack Jr. has COVID. Timmy Sykes is Delicious Bill. Ad campaigns for John Fetterman, Ye's Hannukah Village, Trombones, Chipotle. Jack reads for CNN++: Liftoff, Medical Miracle, Stacey Abrams.

A Gulgarian expat opens a sexy venue. Brian's back from disaster relief. Halloween costumes. Presidential Baby Team. qmpodcast.com

Questionable Material with Jack Helmuth and Andrew Heaton as Brian's off to do his disaster relief thing. Jack's archival interview with Queen Elizabeth. qmpodcast.com

Russian recruitment ad. Nursing home rebellion. #NeverForget tragedies or anniversaries. Thomas the Tank Engine's new friends. Jack tries to land sponsors: Rowley Private Investigations, Pete's Discount Zoo, Willie Nelson. qmpodcast.com

Paint Distributor. Jack's new home has Monkeypox. Saving Prime Time with Brian & the Gang, Alff, The Inspirational Singers. A son heads off to college and dad is eager to help.

Not so Quality Inn. Kenny Loggins Space Program. Jack's in Hell. Brian's son attends Special Military Operations Camp. The demon Neil Diamond.

Kidnapped by a cat lady. Raising money to extend the war. Entrepreneurship: Clown college, girth.com, Shag Finds cereal. Biden's Prep & Mop-Up Team.

Jack in Vail. The six-star hotel difference. Breakfast wines.

Jack is in Virginia with a circumsized lady on the way. Brian explains new Ukrainian tactics. Spontaneous ads for Rhodeside Grill, Hawaiian Punch, GE Microwaves. qmpodcast.com

Oh, hey! Jack has COVID yet again. Brian's back from Poland and booby-trapped the washing machine to teach the kids a lesson.

Brian reports from Przemysl. Working with great people like Flavio. Grandpa was a Bibliohump. A room with a view. Jack has a new job and needs advice. Przemysl.

Przemysl. How it's going. Pawel the Bodega Cat. Previous Oscars kerfuffles. Please kill him I want to come home.

The first dispatch from the Poland-Ukraine border. Jack is homeless. Brian fails to promote the podcast when platformed. Jack gets arrested. What to do when pulled over. The Germans. Slava Ukraini

New New York Lotto Game. Brian in Poland. Making baseball more exciting. Movie endings: King Kong, Wizard of Oz, Brokeback Mountain, Annie Hall. qmpodcast.com

A very special blossom. On the border. Eden has questions. The Bat. Przemysl. Donate to World Central Kitchen https://donate.wck.org/

Save the Oligarchs. Russian Logistics. Melancholy times. Elton John farewell tour. Making Putin pay. Jack reads for Russian news agency TASS: Not An Invasion, Ivan's Landscaping, March-il Law. qmpodcast.com

CNN's Prayers Answered. Gas Station TV. Sarasota's overbuilt. Ziggy makes sense and Garfield is funny. New York Times ad campaign. Jack auditions: The Batman Again, La Bouche, A Quiet Place 3.

Showtime Promo. Racist Fan Club. Canada-free weekend. Five-star dog shelter and a dog-owned cat shelter. The truth behind the music: Meatloaf, Fight the Power, Billie Jean, Heroes, Stayin' Alive, Sweet Child O' Mine, I Walk the Line. Russian official Sergei Simonov on Ukraine and doping. qmpodcast.com

Crypto Talk. Bucky's Restaurant. Jack goes blue. Anti-growth hormone. Anti-Joe Rogan with Bon Jovi, Billy Joel, NKOTB, and Chumbawamba. Spreading Olympics Fever. Superbowl ads: Desitin, Red Bull, Stay Free, N-95 Masks. Jack reads obits: Mary Beth Lawrence, Daniel Reardon, Mary Ann Dunning.

The most trusted source in news. Locust Valley. Dog uteruses and kitten heels. Superbowl commercials: Count Chocula, Heineken Non-Alcoholic Beer, Best Buy, Lactaid, Rogaine. Jack auditions for an advice column: Bad Influence Lucas, Unhappy Veep, Many Bobs. qmpodcast.com

Request Line Blues. Happy Prison. The Secret Life of Spayed Shepherds. Building approval ratings Back Better. Jack tries to land sponsors: Ellerson Toyota, Ikea, Miss Whiskers' Cat Bordello. qmpodcast.com

Biden press conference. Ladders, Inc. How the family celebrates MLK Day Eve. Stadium High School's 97-year old graduate. Big changes at the Metropolitan Transit Authority. Jack reads for audiobooks: Life of Helen Keller, A History of Basketball, Ring Quest. qmpodcast.com

Stacy Abrams isn't here. Animal Shelter. Brian won't raise Jack's kids after his murder-suicide. Pheromone studies. What to do amid civil strife. Appeasing the Patton Oswaltistes. Jack reads for CNN: Xenotransplantation, Betty White, Pfizer.

Podcast of a Thousand Stars. Sign Language Lessons. Brian's Quebec adventure with lockdowns and sewage. Getting revenge on thieves. Resentful, resourceful Afghani. New Year's Resolutions. ADHD in action. The down-low on dating AOC. qmpodcast.com

From a year mostly known for sucking comes a rapidly curated selection of bits that brought joy to our listeners. Undoubtedly other great bits were left behind like Willem Dafoe in Platoon. qmpodcast.com

Fact Checkers LLC.; The origin story of Brian's 20th anniversary; Christmas movies: A Miracle on Michigan Avenue, Blinky the Special Elf, Jussie Smollett Saves Christmas, Muppets - It's a Wonderful Life; The story behind Christmas classics: Silent Night, I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus, The Twelve Days of Christmas.

Record-breaking swimmer. Sadvertising agency. That's no mistress. How Brian lands the ladies. Equitizing the schools. Jack auditions: The Jussie Smollett Story, Most Trusted Name, Mad Men 2021.

Bagpipes 102.5FM. Manscaped. Shooting clay pigeons, fugitives, and Dave. A Social Justice Christmas Carol. Brian's Tree Day family tradition. Jack tries to land sponsors: Roberta's Delight, Tim's Tragedy Rags, Clonk. Sponsor: www.manscaped.com Use checkout code QM to get 20% off your order, and free shipping.

Keep Crisis in Christmas. The New Klux Klan. Dogs having a great time until not. Scaffold harvesting with Charlie Sheen. The stories behind Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, Clive the Club-footed Caribou and Benny the Rump-Stabbing Elf. Jack tries to land audiobooks: Getting to Mars, A History of Microsoft, Truman: A History. Sponsor: www.manscaped.com Use checkout code QM to get 20% off your order, and free shipping.

The 1490 Project. Rupert & Stevens & Also Coffee. Turkey pardons. Getting rid of standardized testing, for progress. Getting Burger King out of third place. Interview with San Francisco's chief crime-ologist. Sponsor: www.manscaped.com Use checkout code QM to get 20% off your order, and free shipping.

Cyndi Lauper Facts. Literal deer fence. Syracuse University Code of Conduct vs. Comedy. Boosting approval ratings with Kamala's Pudding Trolley. The stories behind Prince's biggest hits. Jack auditions: God's Plan, Master T, Return to Apollo. Sponsor: www.manscaped.com Use checkout code QM to get 20% off your order, and free shipping anywhere but the Democratic Republic of Congo.

Foodbringr App. Wrapping help. Misia, the mouse-murderer. Groundhog bars. How disrupted supply lines this holiday can affect you and Santa. Jack aims for an anchor slot: General Electric breakup, Rittenhouse trial, Travis Scott carnage. Sponsor: www.manscaped.com Use checkout code QM to get 20% off your order, and free shipping.

Brandon's In First Place. Celebrity Siblings, LLC. Manscaped likes us. Foot fetishist fanbase. Brian has a time machine and shares the 2022 Midterm results. Jack reads the obituaries: Melanie Thomspon, Benjamin Guilfoyle, Chrissana Humphrey. Sponsor: www.manscaped.com Use checkout code QM to get 20% off your order, and free shipping.

Half Dune in Theaters Now. Applying to M.I.T. Brian is Mister Halloween. President Biden's Germ-Sharing Tips. Jack tries to land sponsors: Double-Murderer David Eckholm, Benjamin Greene's Gay Bar, Crotchshredder 2000 Sponsor: www.manscaped.com Use checkout code QM to get 20% off your order, and free shipping.

YouthSpring isn't Facebook! Vampire Hunter. Changes to your favorite superheroes. The untold story behind several Beatles songs. Jack tries to be an advice columnist: Wondering in San Diego, Unhappy Dad in Kandahar, My Crotch is an Unkempt Nightmare. Sponsor: www.manscaped.com Use checkout code QM to get 20% off your order, and free shipping.

Cod Warehouse. Jim's Gym. A birthday surprise. Manscaped Testimonials. Brian's patents: Santa Trap, Helicopter for Dogs. Interview with Taliban 2.0 Supreme Leader Hibatullah Akhundzada. Sponsor: www.manscaped.com Use checkout code QM to get 20% off your order, and free shipping.

Disappointment Island. Rhyming Consultants Happy Birthday to Us. Kenny Loggins in the Spay Zone. Cornell School of Prostitution. Fixing the Post Office. Jack tries to land sponsors: Back Alley Burgers, Gunderson Temp Agency, Manscaped.

In celebration of the release of the newest Muppet movie, Muppets Haunted Mansion, we bring you a collection of dark, tortured Muppet bits from the past two seasons of Questionable Material.

The National Anthem. Giant Mirror Project. Skeet shooting leads to the rise and fall of Briantopia. Brian's advertising expertise pays off for Apple, PayPal and Taco Bell. Jack auditions: Knock Knock The Movie, The R. Kelly Story, The Planners.

The Wi Spa Song. A song dedication for Evan the eletrician. Brian tells his kid's school off. A maskless, breathless night at the Met Gala with AOC. Jack is fed up with NY taxes and needs home buying tips. Jack tries to land audiobooks: A History of Whales, Nobody Knows I Love You, The Big Sleep.

Scenes from an Afghan airport. Discount Electric. More scenes from an Afghan airport. Brian's dog made a deer go to heaven. Even more scenes from an Afghan airport. The Woke City of Telosa. Scenes from an Afghan airport again. Jack Landers: Keeping Quiet in California, Not a Kid and Not Dumb, Don't Want to Flirt Up My Marriage.

Norm Macdonald has died. Jack knew him and is sad. In this bonus epsiode, Jack shares personal stories about Norm -- a fearless comedian, reckless gambler, great guy, and the person who read Jack's first joke for Saturday Night Live. Spoiler: Jack gets weepy. R.I.P. Norm.

Smash Capitalism! Sanitizer, LLC. Affordable vacation tips. Jack has questions about Brian's screenplays: Titanic II, Garfield's Revenge, Hee Hee - The Michael Jackson Story, The Great Muppet Purge. Listener mail.

New Jeopardy host. Dog Lottery. Have a good time giving blood. Jack ask Brian about his videogames: Super Cuomo Brothers, Lebron James NBA Basketball 2021, Call of Duty Free College Tuition Soldier, Fortnite for Girls. Jack reads the obituaries: Todd Jaylee, Jody Kearns, Nika Morris.

Equity Spelling Bee. Brian helped his son learn how to travel by himself. Brilliant ways to reverse sagging Olympics ratings. Jack auditions: Andrew, A Governor's Story, Full Metal Jacket II, The Code Talker

Andrew Cuomo press conference. Mixed Messages LLC. Celebrity hookups: Gomer Pyle, Oprah, Jimmy Carter, Meryl. President Barack Obama's birthday party. Jack tries to land new sponsors: Chris Cuomo Consultancy, Adderall, Uncle Milt. Jack is on At the Mic with Keith Malinak.