Pretty, Not Smart with Louie and Yoatzi Castro
Louie and Yoatzi Castro
Show overview
Pretty, Not Smart with Louie and Yoatzi Castro has been publishing since 2023, and across the 3 years since has built a catalogue of 154 episodes, alongside 1 trailer or bonus episode. That works out to roughly 180 hours of audio in total. Releases follow a weekly cadence.
Episodes typically run an hour to ninety minutes — most land between 1h 4m and 1h 15m — and the run-time is fairly consistent across the catalogue. The publisher flags most episodes as explicit, so expect adult themes or strong language throughout. It is catalogued as a EN-language Society & Culture show.
The show is actively publishing — the most recent episode landed earlier today, with 28 episodes already out so far this year. Published by Louie and Yoatzi Castro.
From the publisher
Pretty, Not Smart is a weekly podcast hosted by the prettiest sibling duo, Louie and Yoatzi Castro. Tune in every week as they share all the CHISME on what really happens in their everyday lives. Get ready for juicyyy conversations and fresh perspectivas on what it means to be bonita, inteligente, and everything in between! So put your make up on, do your hair, and listen to the hottest podcast you’ll ever hear. Because it’s ok to be Pretty, Not Smart.
Latest Episodes
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Louie’s PARTY, emotional MELTDOWN, and the UGLY about getting older…
LOUIE'S BDAY + SPECIAL GUESTS
Don’t Listen to This Episode Alone… (Scary Reddit Stories)
We Almost Didn't Film This...
WHY CRYSTAL ALWAYS DEFENDED LOUIE: Highschool Memories, Our first FIGHT, Growing up Together
WTF did we just WATCH?!?
Haters Have Entered The CHAT
Crystal Izaguirre: Skips the Invoice, getting cancelled, life before going VIRAL
Embarrassing Misunderstandings!
GUESS THE INFLUENCER
What really happened with Skylar Neese & the crash *True Crime*
WE’RE BACK: influencer drama, surgery, health problems…
Who Let Us Be Friends W/ Adam and Marlene
EIt’s the season finale! Adam and Marlene join Louie and Yoatzi to discuss their upcoming Coachella trip and their goals for 2026. Go to https://www.Zocdoc.com/PRETTYNOTSMART to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today. #sponsored Use our code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order*: https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/PRETTY10 Sponsored by SeatGeek. *Restrictions apply. Max $20 discount Sign up for a $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/pretty Our listeners can buy one prescription pair and get 20% off additional pairs at WarbyParker.com/PRETTY — and using our link helps support the show. #WarbyParker #ad Explore viral bestsellers and products of healthier hair of ALL types from Bask and Lather. Go to baskandlatherco.com and use code PRETTY for 20% off. Follow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@prettynotsmartpod Follow the Podcast on IG: @prettynotsmartpod Follow Louie: @louiecastro Follow Yoatzi: @yoatzi To watch our podcast on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8Yo9OopqvIsgKmzXX6UR_g Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: bit.ly/PrettyNotSmart If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: bit.ly/PrettyNotSmart Edited by Nicole Lyons Productions Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nicolelyonsproductions/ Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
The Good, The Bad & The UGLY
EThis week, Louie and Yoatzi recap the highs and lows of this season of the podcast. Rula patients typically pay $15 per session when using insurance. Connect with quality therapists and mental health experts who specialize in you at https://www.rula.com/pretty #rulapod Follow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@prettynotsmartpod Follow the Podcast on IG: @prettynotsmartpod Follow Louie: @louiecastro Follow Yoatzi: @yoatzi To watch our podcast on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8Yo9OopqvIsgKmzXX6UR_g Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: bit.ly/PrettyNotSmart If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: bit.ly/PrettyNotSmart Edited by Nicole Lyons Productions Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nicolelyonsproductions/ Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
OVVEERRRR IIITTTT
EThis week, Louie and Yoatzi see if their opinions align on some hot takes. Sign up for a $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/pretty Follow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@prettynotsmartpod Follow the Podcast on IG: @prettynotsmartpod Follow Louie: @louiecastro Follow Yoatzi: @yoatzi To watch our podcast on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8Yo9OopqvIsgKmzXX6UR_g Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: bit.ly/PrettyNotSmart If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: bit.ly/PrettyNotSmart Edited by Nicole Lyons Productions Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nicolelyonsproductions/ Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Louie’s TRIP on *SPECIAL CHOCOLATE*
EThis week, Louie and Yoatzi talk about the Florida man who was kidnapped by dolphins and the Castro family sixth sense. Follow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@prettynotsmartpod Follow the Podcast on IG: @prettynotsmartpod Follow Louie: @louiecastro Follow Yoatzi: @yoatzi To watch our podcast on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8Yo9OopqvIsgKmzXX6UR_g Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: bit.ly/PrettyNotSmart If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: bit.ly/PrettyNotSmart Edited by Nicole Lyons Productions Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nicolelyonsproductions/ Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Everything is *ALLEGEDLY*
ELouie and Yoatzi talk all kinds of crazy theories: the Jim Carrey clone, Project Anchor, and UFOs. Go to https://www.Zocdoc.com/PRETTYNOTSMART to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today. #sponsored Follow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@prettynotsmartpod Follow the Podcast on IG: @prettynotsmartpod Follow Louie: @louiecastro Follow Yoatzi: @yoatzi To watch our podcast on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8Yo9OopqvIsgKmzXX6UR_g Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: bit.ly/PrettyNotSmart If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: bit.ly/PrettyNotSmart Edited by Nicole Lyons Productions Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nicolelyonsproductions/ Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Benjy Chavez: Coming Out, Quitting Streaming, Family Ties, Moving Out
EBenjy Chavez joins Louie and Yoatzi to discuss the impacts of coming out and the realities of streaming with family. Use our code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order*: https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/PRETTY10 Sponsored by SeatGeek. *Restrictions apply. Max $20 discount Sign up for a $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/pretty Rula patients typically pay $15 per session when using insurance. Connect with quality therapists and mental health experts who specialize in you at https://www.rula.com/pretty #rulapod Follow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@prettynotsmartpod Follow the Podcast on IG: @prettynotsmartpod Follow Louie: @louiecastro Follow Yoatzi: @yoatzi To watch our podcast on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8Yo9OopqvIsgKmzXX6UR_g Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: bit.ly/PrettyNotSmart If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: bit.ly/PrettyNotSmart Edited by Nicole Lyons Productions Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nicolelyonsproductions/ Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Exploring Our Psychic Abilities
EThis week, Louie recaps his romantic getaway to Hawaii and having destiny on his side. Yoatzi shares some recent psychic experiences. Follow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@prettynotsmartpod Follow the Podcast on IG: @prettynotsmartpod Follow Louie: @louiecastro Follow Yoatzi: @yoatzi To watch our podcast on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8Yo9OopqvIsgKmzXX6UR_g Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: bit.ly/PrettyNotSmart If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: bit.ly/PrettyNotSmart Edited by Nicole Lyons Productions Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nicolelyonsproductions/ Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices