Pretty, Not Smart with Louie and Yoatzi Castro
Louie and Yoatzi Castro
Show overview
Pretty, Not Smart with Louie and Yoatzi Castro has been publishing since 2023, and across the 3 years since has built a catalogue of 141 episodes, alongside 1 trailer or bonus episode. That works out to roughly 160 hours of audio in total. Releases follow a weekly cadence.
Episodes typically run an hour to ninety minutes — most land between 1h 4m and 1h 14m — and the run-time is fairly consistent across the catalogue. The publisher flags most episodes as explicit, so expect adult themes or strong language throughout. It is catalogued as a EN-language Society & Culture show.
The show is actively publishing — the most recent episode landed 1 months ago, with 15 episodes already out so far this year. Published by Louie and Yoatzi Castro.
From the publisher
Pretty, Not Smart is a weekly podcast hosted by the prettiest sibling duo, Louie and Yoatzi Castro. Tune in every week as they share all the CHISME on what really happens in their everyday lives. Get ready for juicyyy conversations and fresh perspectivas on what it means to be bonita, inteligente, and everything in between! So put your make up on, do your hair, and listen to the hottest podcast you’ll ever hear. Because it’s ok to be Pretty, Not Smart.
Latest Episodes
View all 141 episodesWho Let Us Be Friends W/ Adam and Marlene
EIt’s the season finale! Adam and Marlene join Louie and Yoatzi to discuss their upcoming Coachella trip and their goals for 2026. Go to https://www.Zocdoc.com/PRETTYNOTSMART to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today. #sponsored Use our code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order*: https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/PRETTY10 Sponsored by SeatGeek. *Restrictions apply. Max $20 discount Sign up for a $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/pretty Our listeners can buy one prescription pair and get 20% off additional pairs at WarbyParker.com/PRETTY — and using our link helps support the show. #WarbyParker #ad Explore viral bestsellers and products of healthier hair of ALL types from Bask and Lather. Go to baskandlatherco.com and use code PRETTY for 20% off. Follow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@prettynotsmartpod Follow the Podcast on IG: @prettynotsmartpod Follow Louie: @louiecastro Follow Yoatzi: @yoatzi To watch our podcast on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8Yo9OopqvIsgKmzXX6UR_g Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: bit.ly/PrettyNotSmart If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: bit.ly/PrettyNotSmart Edited by Nicole Lyons Productions Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nicolelyonsproductions/ Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
The Good, The Bad & The UGLY
EThis week, Louie and Yoatzi recap the highs and lows of this season of the podcast. Rula patients typically pay $15 per session when using insurance. Connect with quality therapists and mental health experts who specialize in you at https://www.rula.com/pretty #rulapod Follow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@prettynotsmartpod Follow the Podcast on IG: @prettynotsmartpod Follow Louie: @louiecastro Follow Yoatzi: @yoatzi To watch our podcast on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8Yo9OopqvIsgKmzXX6UR_g Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: bit.ly/PrettyNotSmart If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: bit.ly/PrettyNotSmart Edited by Nicole Lyons Productions Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nicolelyonsproductions/ Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
OVVEERRRR IIITTTT
EThis week, Louie and Yoatzi see if their opinions align on some hot takes. Sign up for a $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/pretty Follow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@prettynotsmartpod Follow the Podcast on IG: @prettynotsmartpod Follow Louie: @louiecastro Follow Yoatzi: @yoatzi To watch our podcast on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8Yo9OopqvIsgKmzXX6UR_g Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: bit.ly/PrettyNotSmart If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: bit.ly/PrettyNotSmart Edited by Nicole Lyons Productions Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nicolelyonsproductions/ Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Louie’s TRIP on *SPECIAL CHOCOLATE*
EThis week, Louie and Yoatzi talk about the Florida man who was kidnapped by dolphins and the Castro family sixth sense. Follow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@prettynotsmartpod Follow the Podcast on IG: @prettynotsmartpod Follow Louie: @louiecastro Follow Yoatzi: @yoatzi To watch our podcast on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8Yo9OopqvIsgKmzXX6UR_g Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: bit.ly/PrettyNotSmart If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: bit.ly/PrettyNotSmart Edited by Nicole Lyons Productions Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nicolelyonsproductions/ Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Everything is *ALLEGEDLY*
ELouie and Yoatzi talk all kinds of crazy theories: the Jim Carrey clone, Project Anchor, and UFOs. Go to https://www.Zocdoc.com/PRETTYNOTSMART to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today. #sponsored Follow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@prettynotsmartpod Follow the Podcast on IG: @prettynotsmartpod Follow Louie: @louiecastro Follow Yoatzi: @yoatzi To watch our podcast on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8Yo9OopqvIsgKmzXX6UR_g Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: bit.ly/PrettyNotSmart If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: bit.ly/PrettyNotSmart Edited by Nicole Lyons Productions Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nicolelyonsproductions/ Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Benjy Chavez: Coming Out, Quitting Streaming, Family Ties, Moving Out
EBenjy Chavez joins Louie and Yoatzi to discuss the impacts of coming out and the realities of streaming with family. Use our code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order*: https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/PRETTY10 Sponsored by SeatGeek. *Restrictions apply. Max $20 discount Sign up for a $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/pretty Rula patients typically pay $15 per session when using insurance. Connect with quality therapists and mental health experts who specialize in you at https://www.rula.com/pretty #rulapod Follow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@prettynotsmartpod Follow the Podcast on IG: @prettynotsmartpod Follow Louie: @louiecastro Follow Yoatzi: @yoatzi To watch our podcast on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8Yo9OopqvIsgKmzXX6UR_g Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: bit.ly/PrettyNotSmart If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: bit.ly/PrettyNotSmart Edited by Nicole Lyons Productions Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nicolelyonsproductions/ Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Exploring Our Psychic Abilities
EThis week, Louie recaps his romantic getaway to Hawaii and having destiny on his side. Yoatzi shares some recent psychic experiences. Follow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@prettynotsmartpod Follow the Podcast on IG: @prettynotsmartpod Follow Louie: @louiecastro Follow Yoatzi: @yoatzi To watch our podcast on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8Yo9OopqvIsgKmzXX6UR_g Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: bit.ly/PrettyNotSmart If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: bit.ly/PrettyNotSmart Edited by Nicole Lyons Productions Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nicolelyonsproductions/ Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
How Our Past Relationships Affected Us
ELouie and Yoatzi break down the “bean soup theory” and how their past relationships led them to the best ones yet. Sign up for a $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/pretty Follow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@prettynotsmartpod Follow the Podcast on IG: @prettynotsmartpod Follow Louie: @louiecastro Follow Yoatzi: @yoatzi To watch our podcast on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8Yo9OopqvIsgKmzXX6UR_g Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: bit.ly/PrettyNotSmart If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: bit.ly/PrettyNotSmart Edited by Nicole Lyons Productions Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nicolelyonsproductions/ Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
BLESIV: Moving to LA at 17, Relationships, Solo Traveling
ELouie and Yoatzi are joined by Alex Guzman a.k.a. Blesiv! They test each other’s Spanish skills, swap stories about getting in trouble in school, and discuss their evolution as content creators. Go to https://www.Zocdoc.com/PRETTYNOTSMART to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today. #sponsored Rula patients typically pay $15 per session when using insurance. Connect with quality therapists and mental health experts who specialize in you at https://www.rula.com/pretty #rulapod Sign up for a $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/pretty Our listeners get 15% off plus free shipping when they buy two or more pairs of prescription glasses at WarbyParker.com/PRETTY — using our link helps support the show. #WarbyParker #ad Follow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@prettynotsmartpod Follow the Podcast on IG: @prettynotsmartpod Follow Louie: @louiecastro Follow Yoatzi: @yoatzi To watch our podcast on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8Yo9OopqvIsgKmzXX6UR_g Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: bit.ly/PrettyNotSmart If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: bit.ly/PrettyNotSmart Edited by Nicole Lyons Productions Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nicolelyonsproductions/ Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Spilling The Tea: Yoatzi’s 30ñera
EThis week, Louie and Yoatzi recap the 30ñera of the century. Use our code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order*: https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/PRETTY10 Sponsored by SeatGeek. *Restrictions apply. Max $20 discount Follow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@prettynotsmartpod Follow the Podcast on IG: @prettynotsmartpod Follow Louie: @louiecastro Follow Yoatzi: @yoatzi To watch our podcast on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8Yo9OopqvIsgKmzXX6UR_g Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: bit.ly/PrettyNotSmart If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: bit.ly/PrettyNotSmart Edited by Nicole Lyons Productions Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nicolelyonsproductions/ Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Teaching Yoatzi G*Y SLANG
EThis week, Louie schools Yoatzi on some slang like boots, reading vs. throwing shade, and trade. Sign up for a $1 per month trial period at https://www.shopify.com/pretty Get up to $200 off Square hardware when you sign up at https://square.com/go/PRETTY! #squarepod Follow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@prettynotsmartpod Follow the Podcast on IG: @prettynotsmartpod Follow Louie: @louiecastro Follow Yoatzi: @yoatzi To watch our podcast on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8Yo9OopqvIsgKmzXX6UR_g Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: bit.ly/PrettyNotSmart If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: bit.ly/PrettyNotSmart Edited by Nicole Lyons Productions Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nicolelyonsproductions/ Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Whose Childhood Was the Hardest?
ELouie and Yoatzi go head to head in a quiz about who had it harder as a kid. Sign up for a $1 per month trial period at https://www.shopify.com/pretty Follow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@prettynotsmartpod Follow the Podcast on IG: @prettynotsmartpod Follow Louie: @louiecastro Follow Yoatzi: @yoatzi To watch our podcast on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8Yo9OopqvIsgKmzXX6UR_g Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: bit.ly/PrettyNotSmart If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: bit.ly/PrettyNotSmart Edited by Nicole Lyons Productions Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nicolelyonsproductions/ Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Louie's Road Rage Incident
EThis week, Louie recaps a recent road rage incident and Yoatzi shares some WTF facts. Go to https://www.Zocdoc.com/PRETTYNOTSMART to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today. #sponsored Follow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@prettynotsmartpod Follow the Podcast on IG: @prettynotsmartpod Follow Louie: @louiecastro Follow Yoatzi: @yoatzi To watch our podcast on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8Yo9OopqvIsgKmzXX6UR_g Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: bit.ly/PrettyNotSmart If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: bit.ly/PrettyNotSmart Edited by Nicole Lyons Productions Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nicolelyonsproductions/ Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
We Listen and WE DON'T JUDGE
EThis week, Louie and Yoatzi read messages from listeners and offer advice on their situations. Use our code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order*: https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/PRETTY10 Sponsored by SeatGeek. *Restrictions apply. Max $20 discount Sign up for a $1 per month trial period at shopify.com/pretty Follow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@prettynotsmartpod Follow the Podcast on IG: @prettynotsmartpod Follow Louie: @louiecastro Follow Yoatzi: @yoatzi To watch our podcast on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8Yo9OopqvIsgKmzXX6UR_g Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: bit.ly/PrettyNotSmart If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: bit.ly/PrettyNotSmart Edited by Nicole Lyons Productions Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nicolelyonsproductions/ Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Leave EVERYTHING TOXIC in 2026
EHappy New Year! Louie and Yoatzi discuss their resolutions, plan their vision boards, and reminisce on family yard sales. Rula patients typically pay $15 per session when using insurance. Connect with quality therapists and mental health experts who specialize in you at https://www.rula.com/pretty #rulapod Follow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@prettynotsmartpod Follow the Podcast on IG: @prettynotsmartpod Follow Louie: @louiecastro Follow Yoatzi: @yoatzi To watch our podcast on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8Yo9OopqvIsgKmzXX6UR_g Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: bit.ly/PrettyNotSmart If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: bit.ly/PrettyNotSmart Edited by Nicole Lyons Productions Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nicolelyonsproductions/ Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dealing w/ FAMILY DRAMA on CHRISTMAS
EMerry Christmas! Louie and Yoatzi weigh the pros and cons of big family holidays and talk about their upcoming Disney trip. Go to zocdoc.com/prettynotsmart to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today #sponsored Follow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@prettynotsmartpod Follow the Podcast on IG: @prettynotsmartpod Follow Louie: @louiecastro Follow Yoatzi: @yoatzi To watch our podcast on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8Yo9OopqvIsgKmzXX6UR_g Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: bit.ly/PrettyNotSmart If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: bit.ly/PrettyNotSmart Edited by Nicole Lyons Productions Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nicolelyonsproductions/ Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
LOUIE'S Bad Mental CRASH OUT
EThis week, Louie and Yoatzi run down the latest Disney chisme and talk about taking pictures with fans. Exclusive $35 off Carver Mat at https://on.auraframes.com/PRETTY . Promo Code PRETTY Follow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@prettynotsmartpod Follow the Podcast on IG: @prettynotsmartpod Follow Louie: @louiecastro Follow Yoatzi: @yoatzi To watch our podcast on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8Yo9OopqvIsgKmzXX6UR_g Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: bit.ly/PrettyNotSmart If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: bit.ly/PrettyNotSmart Edited by Nicole Lyons Productions Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nicolelyonsproductions/ Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Why Yoatzi Got Kicked Out…!
ELouie and Yoatzi catch up on all the chisme, including the cops getting called on Yoatzi's party and why they got kicked out of Karen's place. Go to zocdoc.com/prettynotsmart to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today #sponsored Rula patients typically pay $15 per session when using insurance. Connect with quality therapists and mental health experts who specialize in you at https://www.rula.com/ pretty #rulapod Sign up for a $1 per month trial period at shopify.com/pretty Exclusive $35 off Carver Mat at https://on.auraframes.com/PRETTY . Promo Code PRETTY Follow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@prettynotsmartpod Follow the Podcast on IG: @prettynotsmartpod Follow Louie: @louiecastro Follow Yoatzi: @yoatzi To watch our podcast on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8Yo9OopqvIsgKmzXX6UR_g Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: bit.ly/PrettyNotSmart If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: bit.ly/PrettyNotSmart Edited by Nicole Lyons Productions Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nicolelyonsproductions/ Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Karen and Eddie: Baby Plans, No More Drinking, Middle School Sweethearts
ELouie and Yoatzi are joined by power couple Karen and Eddie to discuss how they met, crazy nights out, and their plans for kids. Rula patients typically pay $15 per session when using insurance. Connect with quality therapists and mental health experts who specialize in you at https://www.rula.com/pretty #rulapod Exclusive $35 off Carver Mat at https://on.auraframes.com/PRETTY . Promo Code PRETTY To get 15% off your unique gifts this year https://uncommongoods.com/pretty Follow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@prettynotsmartpod Follow the Podcast on IG: @prettynotsmartpod Follow Louie: @louiecastro Follow Yoatzi: @yoatzi To watch our podcast on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8Yo9OopqvIsgKmzXX6UR_g Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: bit.ly/PrettyNotSmart If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: bit.ly/PrettyNotSmart Edited by Nicole Lyons Productions Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nicolelyonsproductions/ Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thankful For No FAKE FRIENDS
EHappy Thanksgiving! Louie and Yoatzi recap their Friendsgiving, swap Thanksgiving fun facts, and play Would You Rather. Go to zocdoc.com/prettynotsmart to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today #sponsored Exclusive $45-off Carver Mat at https://on.auraframes.com/PRETTY. Promo Code PRETTY Follow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@prettynotsmartpod Follow the Podcast on IG: @prettynotsmartpod Follow Louie: @louiecastro Follow Yoatzi: @yoatzi To watch our podcast on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8Yo9OopqvIsgKmzXX6UR_g Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: bit.ly/PrettyNotSmart If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: bit.ly/PrettyNotSmart Edited by Nicole Lyons Productions Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nicolelyonsproductions/ Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices