
Portmansheau
Sophisticated Toilet Humor
Portmansheau
Show overview
Portmansheau has published 28 episodes during 2026. That works out to roughly 60 hours of audio in total. Releases follow a fortnightly cadence.
Episodes typically run over ninety minutes — most land between 1h 53m and 2h 22m — and the run-time is fairly consistent across the catalogue. Roughly 36% of episodes carry an explicit flag from the publisher. It is catalogued as a EN-US-language Comedy show.
The show is actively publishing — the most recent episode landed 1 weeks ago, with 28 episodes already out so far this year.
From the publisher
Sophisticated toilet humor featuring: Andrew: A Jewishy-washy child ninja turned autoneurotic, prematurely old man, who's had it with fictional ghosts triggering his non-fictional anxiety. Puke: A gently misanthropic Army veteran obsessed with sound effects who's had it with political correctness. Brett: A fierce comedy theorist and peddler of critical thinking who's had it with how the dumbing down of America is resulting in terrible customer service. Nick: A gender homogenous homosapien homeowner who homologizes without homologating the show, who's had it with all three of them so much that it's not even clear of he's actually part of the show anymore; even though he's mentioned all the time.
Latest Episodes
View all 28 episodes718: I’m a Cool Guy; I Like to Tell People What I Do
717: Can You Hear Other Vegetables?
716: Peter’s Pants Are Not the Point!
715: What Happens If You Don’t Succeed at Fuck Camp?
714: What Man Ever Got Anywhere In Hollywood Because of His Tits?
713: Exponential Sclerosis
712: We Had French Toast. And We Loved It. And We Loved Each Other.
711: Who’s To Say What Love Is?
710: The Jew On Mars
709: Rape Battle
708: The Vice President of a Mustard Company
707: Dick Booger Rice
706: Globule Island of Yolk
705: Do You Remember the Phone Number of the Guy Who Sucked Cocks?
704: Dear Diarrhea-ry
703: The Creaming
702: Do Your Homework While I Beat-Off
701: Have You Ever Tried to Chew Through a Snake?

Ep 700700: Urinal ‘Lotta Trouble
EEpisode 700: Seven Hundred Episodes! Should we change the name at 800 episodes? We realize we are getting old and want to upload our brains to the robots. PGH political drama! Brett dreams of fields and Shoeless Joes. Puke learns a new slur! Naming NFL quarterbacks game. Memories of driving with an angry Dad. Urinal Shapes. Measuring dickstance to the rim. Andrew makes us eat as-fire hot chocolate. What does shelled and inflammable mean? The history of ice cream. Chopping the cabbage.

Ep 699699: Whatever Your Brain Is Telling You Ignore It and Listen To Me
EEpisode 699: Gabriela can’t decide what to do with a t-shirt. A robot rips Andrew’s pants. The Pittsburgh Center for Creative Reuse. It’s just junk. Puke can’t remember Memento or Magnolia. Teaching Gabriela what wheel studs and lug-nuts are. She accuses Andrew and Puke of breaking them. None of us have paid for a haircut in years. The most dangerous way to lift a hot tub onto a 2nd story deck. Andrew rants about how no one else understands oil and coolant. Egg shaped cars. Andrew and Puke kill an evil old woman in the woods, but it’s just a dream Andrew had.