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Portmansheau

Sophisticated Toilet Humor

Portmansheau

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Show overview

Portmansheau has published 28 episodes during 2026. That works out to roughly 60 hours of audio in total. Releases follow a fortnightly cadence.

Episodes typically run over ninety minutes — most land between 1h 53m and 2h 22m — and the run-time is fairly consistent across the catalogue. Roughly 36% of episodes carry an explicit flag from the publisher. It is catalogued as a EN-US-language Comedy show.

The show is actively publishing — the most recent episode landed 1 weeks ago, with 28 episodes already out so far this year.

Episodes
28
Started
2026
Median length
2h 9m
Cadence
Fortnightly

From the publisher

Sophisticated toilet humor featuring: Andrew: A Jewishy-washy child ninja turned autoneurotic, prematurely old man, who's had it with fictional ghosts triggering his non-fictional anxiety. Puke: A gently misanthropic Army veteran obsessed with sound effects who's had it with political correctness. Brett: A fierce comedy theorist and peddler of critical thinking who's had it with how the dumbing down of America is resulting in terrible customer service. Nick: A gender homogenous homosapien homeowner who homologizes without homologating the show, who's had it with all three of them so much that it's not even clear of he's actually part of the show anymore; even though he's mentioned all the time.

Latest Episodes

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718: I’m a Cool Guy; I Like to Tell People What I Do

Oct 2, 20261h 49m

717: Can You Hear Other Vegetables?

Sep 25, 20261h 48m

716: Peter’s Pants Are Not the Point!

Sep 17, 20261h 43m

715: What Happens If You Don’t Succeed at Fuck Camp?

Sep 5, 20262h 16m

714: What Man Ever Got Anywhere In Hollywood Because of His Tits?

Aug 19, 20262h 21m

713: Exponential Sclerosis

Aug 8, 20262h 10m

712: We Had French Toast. And We Loved It. And We Loved Each Other.

Jul 17, 20261h 57m

711: Who’s To Say What Love Is?

Jul 8, 20261h 31m

710: The Jew On Mars

Jun 27, 20262h 3m

709: Rape Battle

Jun 13, 20262h 24m

708: The Vice President of a Mustard Company

Jun 8, 202658 min

707: Dick Booger Rice

May 31, 20262h 7m

706: Globule Island of Yolk

May 21, 20261h 21m

705: Do You Remember the Phone Number of the Guy Who Sucked Cocks?

May 9, 20262h 18m

704: Dear Diarrhea-ry

May 3, 20262h 5m

703: The Creaming

Apr 24, 20262h 34m

702: Do Your Homework While I Beat-Off

Apr 21, 20262h 28m

701: Have You Ever Tried to Chew Through a Snake?

Apr 8, 20261h 52m

Ep 700700: Urinal ‘Lotta Trouble

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Episode 700: Seven Hundred Episodes! Should we change the name at 800 episodes? We realize we are getting old and want to upload our brains to the robots. PGH political drama! Brett dreams of fields and Shoeless Joes. Puke learns a new slur! Naming NFL quarterbacks game. Memories of driving with an angry Dad. Urinal Shapes. Measuring dickstance to the rim. Andrew makes us eat as-fire hot chocolate. What does shelled and inflammable mean? The history of ice cream. Chopping the cabbage.

Mar 25, 20262h 18m

Ep 699699: Whatever Your Brain Is Telling You Ignore It and Listen To Me

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Episode 699: Gabriela can’t decide what to do with a t-shirt. A robot rips Andrew’s pants. The Pittsburgh Center for Creative Reuse. It’s just junk. Puke can’t remember Memento or Magnolia. Teaching Gabriela what wheel studs and lug-nuts are. She accuses Andrew and Puke of breaking them. None of us have paid for a haircut in years. The most dangerous way to lift a hot tub onto a 2nd story deck. Andrew rants about how no one else understands oil and coolant. Egg shaped cars. Andrew and Puke kill an evil old woman in the woods, but it’s just a dream Andrew had.

Mar 20, 20262h 40m
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