Portmansheau
Sophisticated Toilet Humor
Portmansheau
Show overview
Portmansheau has published 24 episodes during 2026. That works out to roughly 50 hours of audio in total. Releases follow a fortnightly cadence.
Episodes typically run over ninety minutes — most land between 2h 2m and 2h 25m — and the run-time is fairly consistent across the catalogue. Roughly 42% of episodes carry an explicit flag from the publisher. It is catalogued as a EN-US-language Comedy show.
The show is actively publishing — the most recent episode landed 5 days ago, with 24 episodes already out so far this year.
From the publisher
Sophisticated toilet humor featuring: Andrew: A Jewishy-washy child ninja turned autoneurotic, prematurely old man, who's had it with fictional ghosts triggering his non-fictional anxiety. Puke: A gently misanthropic Army veteran obsessed with sound effects who's had it with political correctness. Brett: A fierce comedy theorist and peddler of critical thinking who's had it with how the dumbing down of America is resulting in terrible customer service. Nick: A gender homogenous homosapien homeowner who homologizes without homologating the show, who's had it with all three of them so much that it's not even clear of he's actually part of the show anymore; even though he's mentioned all the time.
Latest Episodes
View all 24 episodes714: What Man Ever Got Anywhere In Hollywood Because of His Tits?
713: Exponential Sclerosis
712: We Had French Toast. And We Loved It. And We Loved Each Other.
711: Who’s To Say What Love Is?
710: The Jew On Mars
709: Rape Battle
708: The Vice President of a Mustard Company
707: Dick Booger Rice
706: Globule Island of Yolk
705: Do You Remember the Phone Number of the Guy Who Sucked Cocks?
704: Dear Diarrhea-ry
703: The Creaming
702: Do Your Homework While I Beat-Off
701: Have You Ever Tried to Chew Through a Snake?
Ep 700700: Urinal ‘Lotta Trouble
EEpisode 700: Seven Hundred Episodes! Should we change the name at 800 episodes? We realize we are getting old and want to upload our brains to the robots. PGH political drama! Brett dreams of fields and Shoeless Joes. Puke learns a new slur! Naming NFL quarterbacks game. Memories of driving with an angry Dad. Urinal Shapes. Measuring dickstance to the rim. Andrew makes us eat as-fire hot chocolate. What does shelled and inflammable mean? The history of ice cream. Chopping the cabbage.
Ep 699699: Whatever Your Brain Is Telling You Ignore It and Listen To Me
EEpisode 699: Gabriela can’t decide what to do with a t-shirt. A robot rips Andrew’s pants. The Pittsburgh Center for Creative Reuse. It’s just junk. Puke can’t remember Memento or Magnolia. Teaching Gabriela what wheel studs and lug-nuts are. She accuses Andrew and Puke of breaking them. None of us have paid for a haircut in years. The most dangerous way to lift a hot tub onto a 2nd story deck. Andrew rants about how no one else understands oil and coolant. Egg shaped cars. Andrew and Puke kill an evil old woman in the woods, but it’s just a dream Andrew had.
Ep 698698: They See a Dolphin and They Say “Oh! I Bet I Could Fuck That If It Had Tits.”
EEpisode 698: We just survived a crazy windstorm in Western PA. Andrew lost a tree, Puke lost shingles, and Brett lives in an apartment. How are storms measured? Comparing river scenes in Anaconda and Congo. Do snakes have thoughts? What are the Tennessee Volunteer Slave Catchers? Can Brett get a Jappalachia hat? Brett thinks Japanese people look retarded. Beef tubes! Trying to figure out how Lent works. War with Iran makes Puke depressed. Andrew’s never ending Valentine’s Day. Puke catches his kidney stone in a jar.
Ep 697697: I Thought This Was An Island Where You Could Fuck Lemurs
EEpisode 697: Never trust Vicky. Driving a truck taught Andrew how to sleep. Arguing over Sci-Fi CGI and how Andrew thinks that is the same as AI. Babylon 5, A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms, The Night Agent, His & Hers, and Doogie Howser. Puke can’t remember these new, hip Gen-Z names. AI video of Star Trek in 80’s Miami. Brett wants a pet lemur. A new real estate website called “Peace & Quiet”. Andrew is turning 40 soon and wants nothing to do with it.
Ep 696696: Tuna Today
EEpisode 696: Bryan has changed his ways and is trying to improve his life. Andrew ruins the show intro for a quaternary time. Dumb things we did when young and drunk. Pink Whitney. Brett prevents Gabriela from microwaving fish in Puke’s house. Brett insists we play the whole, hour long PCL #231 for Bryan. Marty Supreme; it’s a movie apparently. Bryan shares old incriminating videos of drunken shenanigans. Where are these countries in relation to the equator?
Ep 695695: Trough of Despair
EEpisode 695: How fast is the ISS traveling? By what factor is it calculated? Is parallax for pooping or a method of measurement? Andrew learns hydronics so he can heat his floor before he shoots a wolf in the face with rock-salt. A PGH bus runs over another student. Andrew and Brett brave Winter Storm Fern for 3 days clearing all their driveways and providing their workers with sub-par Arby’s sandwiches. A Chevy Malibu loses its bumper.