Poor Lil Thing

Ryan’s a gay pastor in Utah, Amy has an altercation with a Miami airport queen, Andy Cohen, Shakira Shakira, New York stock exchange bros, 100 days of sobriety, Dan Savage’s Hump Festival, washing your feet in the shower, conjoined twins Abby and Brittany, Amy and her girlfriend call Caitlin from Degrassi, Ryan spills mix all over a club regular, and we sing our new hit song called ‘P***’. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ryan broke his butt and now we're worried, Big Dave visits the pod, Amy takes an ex to Judge Judy, snow camping drama, Ryan's hardware guy wants him to come and redecorate his apartment while his boyfriend's away, Amy flies her Aunt to town on a trashy discount airline, the word "nope", Amy calls out her step-mom, Amy's family learns a new weiner game, Amy's obsessed with a very lesbian type reality show called Port Protection, Ryan writes down his weed thoughts, Amy feels bad about a game she makes Ryan play, Amy slurps a bowl of raw chicken, a real story about a plane's toilet overflowing with feces. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Amy gets called out in high school, Jonathan from Who’s The Boss, gay Tupperware experts, swapping parts for a day, Bachelor Nation, men being men again, Facebook in 2024, car dealerships are hell, American bibles, rappers rapping off teleprompters, an impromptu Amy serenade, Ryan tries to get with a guy after breaking up with him, A PLT listener's nightmare, and turbulence or making out with parents. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Amy wrote a famous popular song as a child, JoJo Siwa is "rebranding" and she's got an armful of tattoos, Vanderpump, More Love is Blind, Amy comes for Ryan because he has a photo of himself as the background of his phone, We play another trivia game, Amy sells burgers, Amy gets into a lesbian stranger's car, Ryan is forced to make content for a wild influencer, Brown pool mishap, Ryan queens out too hard in Vegas at the Billboard Music Awards, and we give our RuPaul Drag Race exit taglines! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this episode....Amy gets covered with another girl’s sweat in high school, Ryan releases a film called Little Gay Girly Gargoyle Does New York City, Amy hopes somebody has a great day, going under for teeth cleanings, Ryan hot tubs with his Dad again, young Amy making her parents take sides, Bible Bee, Amy gets farted on at the airport, we chat more Love is Blind, Find Your Friends with your partner, a listener calls in a PLT story and then hangs up dramatically, Amy gets made fun of on set, and we give our speeches to take over Red Robin.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's 5 o'clock somewhere, Ryan fakes loving getting women's swimsuit calendars for Christmas as a teen, RHONY housewife is suing Andy Cohen and Bravo, traffic control people and their enchanting habits, there's now filler for your cucumber, Pedro Pascal, Ryan's body is transforming from not drinking, dude with a sign, etiquette class for flying, stop standing up on planes, Amy zip lines to Ryan's house, text abbreviations quiz, coming out as an Android user, Bachelor Nation, stop drawing baths, hook-up puke, and we're both banned from Ikea. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

IT'S OUR ONE HUNDREDTH EPISODE!!! This week, Ryan dates a man with the longest nails in the world, Amy smashes her car, we do the pod in drag, Amy’s over the city, Ryan officiates his first wedding, Dee plays an insane amount of audio cues, half-dykes, our old man video goes viral again, Amy speaks to the manager, we play PLT True or False, a PLT fan tries to sneak Amy a cig, we go waterbed shopping, Sylvester Stallone prepares his daughters for battle, lip filler is the new hair dye, we reminisce about our favourite PLT stories, and we cast ourselves in 80s movies.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Amy fell off a waterslide and lived to tell about it, TAXI, Two gays sued Madonna for starting her concert late, JFL Festival, Tour, People who like their own posts, Love is Blind Season 6, 50 Days sober, Queer Musician Calvyn Cass comes on the pod to talk about what it's like to be in a monogamous throuple and his newest single Menage Trois! Therapy as a throuple, Imago Therapy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ryan wins Willy Wonka's golden ticket, Amy hides at a child’s party for the 500th time, Puberty and feelin’ fine, Super Bowl, New Beyoncé song, Spotify secrets, Balloon popping fetishes, We start an OnlyFans page, Amy’s Mom releases a techno song, Animals are gay, Porn preview algorithms, and Our first ever PLT story listener call-in! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Annie Lederman joins the pod today! Ryan applies for Survivor, Amy gets sensual at Starbucks, A$$ bear attack, Preparing our funeral playlist, Highschool Ryan confronts Chris H at a party, DM'ing celebrities, Parent text emojis, Woman pees in aisle on plane and threaten passengers. Annie both gay bashes us and gay baits us, her fiance's 11 years younger than her, what would we do if we were the last person on earth, survivor, and Annie has a skin tag removed on an unpleasant place!Annie Lederman is your favorite comedian. A standup comic, podcaster, writer & actress. She is the host of AnnieWood and is the co-host of the hit podcast TRASH TUESDAY’s along with Khahlya Kuhn and Esther Povistky. She can regularly be heard on TOUR MOMS HOUSE, THE CHURCH WITH JOEY DIAZ, WTF WITH MARC MARON, among many others. Most recently Annie can be seen featured in Showtime’s hit documentary miniseries THE COMEDY STORE alongside Jay Leno, David Letterman, Joe Rogan, and many other Comedy Store legends. Additionally, Annie has been seen or heard on all your favorite TV networks including Comedy Central ( LIGHTS OUT WITH DAVID SPADE & THIS IS NOT HAPPENING), MTV (GIRL CODE) , E! (CHELSEA LATELY), & TruTV (COMEDY KNOCKOUT, THE SOUP INVESTIGATES, & ADAM DEVINE’S HOUSE PARTY). After Chelsea, Annie hosted her own short lived pop-culture talk show WE HAVE ISSUES. Additionally acted alongside Ron Livingston in the 2017 Cannes darling THE LONG DUMB ROAD. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On episode 96....Ryan briefly dates Dee, young Amy lies to her class about where she’s from, Amy goes to Galiano Island, a PLT science update, restaurant inside scoop, Ryan murders his bar patron, Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton, Ryan’s doctor is evil, Amy smells like mildew, Lisa Rinna is an icon, Housewives of Salt Lake City, crying toddlers, farting on planes, Waves coffee houses, code for young hotties, booting and running alcohol, vomiting in public, Big Dave, Unsolved Mysteries, Amy plans a fake wedding, Ryan cuts a trip short to film a very small role in a movie, and casting our biopics. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We are BACK for season 3 and we have superstar actor GIACOMO GIANNIOTTI from Grey's Anatomy and Wild Cards, ! We chat... Giacomo for president, being under construction again, Ryan's bar regular thinks he's straight, Amy single handedly puts Bravo on the map, Dee gets a tarp for her motorcycle, fleshlight theft, Grey's Anatomy, darts in Italy, hotmail accounts wtf, we hit on Giacomo as gay men, Pixar's Luca, Ryan is a minister, Amy's on a new show called Wild Cards, amazing PLT stories, and Oprah messages us. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ON THIS SEASON 2 FINALE.....Amy leaves a surprise for her cleaner, Christmas traditions, little boys wearing dresses, all we want for Christmas, RIZZ, Amy realizes she is junior middle-aged, coiffed trolls, PLT Trivia, Dee is chained up, Ryan gets emotional from Uber tips, Amy is a gentile, we spin the wheel, overpriced birthday parties, tampon eating dogs, Ryan has bad sex, and we rename Santa’s reindeer.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lesbians at a soccer game, Amy's in a Christmas movie, Ryan has fun with a spam texter, Instagram changes that piss us off, testosterone meds, don't call Ryan, Naked Attraction, footgasms, Ryan's known in the community for his toenails, Wayne Gretzky wine, an unpopular opinion about soup, a boxed wine pallet, I'm under construction, videos that start with "hey you guys", stop filming yourself doing nothing, blackheads, Ryan attempts to get a boy back, rejection, and a PLT listener gets caught taking nudes for his internet friend. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Barbie's SCOTT EVANS is back on Poor Lil Thing! Ryan lets us in on his past as Big Larry, Amy has a peloton scare, cats licking bare nipples, what’s wrong with being confident?, snakes with tits, gender reveal parties, grocery store lighting, Amy is turning into her mom, Amy books again, farting in cars, Scott spilt up Lukas and Chris, what it was like filming the blockbuster Barbie, RHOBH, Scott almost was on Big Brother, our friend is directing the new Batman movie, North Van Himalayan Salt Spas, "Big Ken", and a fight club at Dollywood. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ryan has a mysterious black eye, Dee brings illegal substances to the pod, acupuncture, Ryan's second cousin's child is eaten by a tiger at Cirque Du Soleil, Amy gets her eyebrows tinted, face tattoos, ADHD handbook, trends, we hate "cherry pop", virginity rocks, Amy's mom talks to Alexa, farting on a bench, we saw the 'I've Had It Podcast' live, a listener's amazing PLT story, and we get attacked at Chuck E. Cheese. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Anxious at parties, Totally Killer, Whose bed have Shania Twain’s boots been under, Ryan and Amy have a fight, She put a bird where?, The proper time to start Christmas decorating, Ryan has a weird hookup, Lukas Gage and Chris Appleton break up, Towel etiquette, Low-rise jeans, Butt pirates, She's not a Christian, Ryan makes a big announcement, and why your bush may be holding you back. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This episode....Ryan shows up overdressed, Amy is Flair Airlines first openly gay pilot, spiders in ears, fleshlights, self-driving cars, America's Next Top Model, elevator etiquette, sloth bears, frebreezing number twos, Amy's Mom was a phone operator, we have exciting news, a mouse fell on Ryan, the best PLT listener story ever, and our moms are on Tinder. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Miss Langley Nascar Cheer Squad Leader 1995, Floss wars, Public nail clippings, Self checkouts from the future,A stranger sneaks a peak at Ryan’s weiner, Rear funnelling, Thailand ping pongs, Taylor Lautner & Taylor Lautner,Questionable performance art, Amy hung out with Dee, Erika Jayne is a showman, RHONY, Just remember, I’ll remember, Ryan has a stalker, Amy gets kicked off the volleyball team, We audition in LA to be on Days. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ON THIS AWARD WINNING EPISODE WE CHAT ABOUT.....PRP, JOKES JUST FOR US, AMY'S STARRING IN A SHOW, HOW TO RUIN A NIGHT OUT, GRIZZLY MAN, THE FALL OF THE HOUSE OF USHER, LENDING WIGS, USING A BIDET FOR MORE THAN CLEANING, SWIFT NATION, TEEN RYAN THINKS ABOUT HIS DREAM GIRL FROM HIS WATER BED, AMY PRAYED FOR HER HIGH SCHOOL BOYFRIEND, TEEN ANGST, AND RYAN MAKES A MAN GROW HIS CHEST HAIR OUT AND THEN GHOSTS. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dropping surfboards, Ryan wins an award for sassiest server, Love is Blind reunionAging reality stars, We get in a fight, Cars suck, Romantic movie quotes turned spookyMiss BC Pageant gone wrong, Amy pages her ex….a lot, Trixie Sr. gets on Masterchef Junior. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this week's episode, we chat Love is Blind makeup terror, automated Tinder questions, a cutie on the street, children's overalls, everybody is different, an iconic gay bar, Ryan dominates a man, farting on set, JesusWeen, blacking out on reality television, we're denied by a famous drag queen, and we go to dog court. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this episode of PLT, our very first guest ever, comedian Carolyn Taylor joins us to promote her new hilarious and heartwarming series, I Have Nothing.Plus - high school love, Ryan goes on a movie date, bed bugs, Ryan tries to make a connection on the skytrain, dance like nobody’s watching, rats can laugh, Piss Nation rises,Ryan gets dumped again, and Amy is the newest member of the Backstreet Boys. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ryan's teacher calls him a dumb bitch, orange juice in your cereal, The Golden Bachelor, Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce, viagra, send nudes, Ellen Degeneres now, Love is Blind and much more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bridezillas, Ryan's dentist flirts with him, reveiwing Me3an a year and a half late, Ryan realizes his greatest fear, Hugh Jackman rumours, pet raccoons, a night in the drunk tank and much much more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Angry Dads, Beyonce's Bidet is For Sale, Ryans a model, VMA's Beef, Hetero Content, Tinder Outdoor Photos, Ryans Needs to Date a Gamer, Crabs, The Bear Season Two, Designated Fart Day and Somebody Wets the Bed! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Adam and Steve, Ryan’s nephew finds his dildo, Guncles, Lesbian at the park, Wedding weekend, You freakin’ rock, We open a church, Love Island USA, Diarrhea on a plane, Ryan gets pyramid schemed again, and We bring celebs back from the dead! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Banned from Walmart, Baguette sweats, Ryan calls out his Dad, Kid Soup, Chest hair dye, UFOs, Zuul Trauma, Carrie Bradshaw farting, NYC subway bathroom etiquette and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tinder, Stalker, Hottest Man of the Year, Britney Spears, Old age Update, Swifties, OnlyFans, B Juice, Rollerskate Dates, Dee Smells, Jazlene, and Giving birth in a McDonalds Drive Through. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Amy made yet another connection, office moral leader, death highlight reel, Ryan wants to kiss women sometimes, tipping Uber drivers, Ryan went to jail in Europe, and just like that..Aidan's back, Amy's desperate to be a festival girl, and we worked with Nasa. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We find out what Phattie Natties are, Amy's got clients, We did PRIDE, Ryan's milkshake is bringing all of the baby boys to his yard, An accidental important file deletetion and Ryan gets kicked out of an audition! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Virginity Rocks, Underground spas, Island Boys, How much would it cost to make out with our siblings? Trudeau and Sophie separate, Ryan becomes the first lady, Digging up dead pets, Our Dads hit up the leather bar. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Fam jams, football trash, crushing on your cousin, having sex with ghosts, Britney Spears, face tuning, vape artists, True Or False with Dee, bad actresses, titanic lies, and the Richard Gere gerbil rumor. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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This week's guest is the star of Crave's new sketch comedy show 'The Dessert', SHANE CUNNINGHAM! We chat weird hugs, Big Dave, fake personal trainers, hilarious vasectomies, and a very flirty Nicole Kidman. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Dee gets it on with Amy's A.I., called off weddings, 90210 cat fight, full private bathrooms, magnesium dreams, and Ryan reads another journal entry. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Amy recieves a message from the afterlife, a woman gets fingered on Ultimatum: Queer Love, very cool beer reps, soda stream nightmares, Amy calls all of her crushes, our moms have tails, and That Chick Angel! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our guest this week is the insanely hilarious New York stand-up comedian Andy Haynes! We chat about a teen pregnancy scare, agressive lesbian headbutts, whipped cream bikinis, Tofino vomiting, and so much more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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HARLEM'S SHONIQUA SHANDAI joines the Poor Lil Thing pod today and she is just as lovely as you'd imagine! She lets us in on her Harlem audition process, how deep her talent really runs, her new music and of course we chat all things Ryan & Amy too! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Celebrity gossip, big Auntie baseball D, he finally hooks-up, you unfollowed me on instagram, and an awkward situation with Gene Simmons. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sniffies, servers please stop memorizing our orders, comb overs, Love is Blind, doctors who do coke and then surgery, trampoline pissing, and a special surprise guest! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Therapy, pee play, drunk falling into a plant, children with makeup, and Christians touching themselves. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Amy attracts nobody in Miami, change room mirrors, The Babysitters Club, Adult Film Awards, and Ryan leaves his wig at a fling's house! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We chat over negronis, have bush talk, McDonalds, day drinking orgies, discuss Real Housewives of Miami drama, Ryan gives birth and Amy makes her teacher cry. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Comedian MAGGIE WINTERS joins the pod today! We solve a case, Maggie's best friend is a real housewife, Amy road rages on a friend by accident, Ryan can't see himself on camera without a ring light and Maggie tells an unbelievably hilarious PLT story about being in Paris and...well, you'll have to find out what happens, lol! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.