PODAWFUL™

https://podawful.com/posts/2642 NEW GOON ALERT! The Awfuldrome is chucking out the old used up goons, and employing some new, young blood for digital mayhem. I'm tired of manipulating the same googly-eyed, pudgy, e-fame chasing, snaggletoothed couch potatoes. It's time for something different. It's time for... Icedanc3r? Or should I say Daggerpussy? I had no idea, but Icedanc3r is a wannabe soundcloud rapper. Turns out, Mersh has his own Drainhair problem, a BPD nuclear reactor meltdown ticking timebomb, and the cracks are already starting to show. And no, I'm not just talking about when Icedanc3r's boyfriend stands up from his gamer chair. I'm talking about in Mersh's drywall, too. Ethan Ralph's latest sexcapade has driven his former beanbag to madness, and now Mersh is literally punching the wall over it. Does Icedanc3r have a black eye? (I said "black EYE.") No amount of Nintendo Switch and Chilis will make up for this one. Get the POD AWFTER SHOW where Icedanc3r gives an encore lip syncing performance to her own cringe rap, only in the PIZZA FUND: https://podawful.com/posts/2643 VIDEO: https://youtube.com/live/RxAUffTSi-8 Buy A Shirt: http://awful.tech PODAWFUL is an anti-podcast hosted by Jesse P-S

[4+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.com/posts/2631] THE FINAL MERSH EPISODE. The Mersh Livejournal has already exposed several insane truths. His journal entries are basically the Epst**n Files but for a broke, burnout wigger skulking around outside a high school. Now we pass on making fun of Mersh to the next generation, and the first taking up the mantle is DESTINY'S CHILD, Nathan Bonnell. In this final salvo of strung out no-hit, all-missives, Mersh pines for a girl who probably never even knew he existed named... SARAH!!!!!! Sarah is getting married soon, and Mersh makes it his wonk-eyed mission to win her back the only way he knows how, by writing the cringiest love letter of all time, and having it sent certified mail so he can continue stalking her. Not enough diary for you? Just keep watching Nightwave, as the henchmen force Mersh's AI voice to read out his own journal entries on air. VIDEO: https://youtube.com/live/pbYvuWEcz_E Buy A Shirt: http://awful.tech PODAWFUL is an anti-podcast hosted by Jesse P-S

https://podawful.com/posts/2629 EMILY YOUCIS is here. WILL STANCIL has been kicked out of Antifa despite his degree in black people. Now the noticing begins. His heart fills with the roborapecock of Grok, and the only thing stronger than love is HATE. Emily and Jessel discuss the "Racist, AI-Generated Future of Entertainment"-- The Will Stancil Show. PLUS: Josh Moon's Love Quest, Misfit Patriot gets Grokwork Oranged, and The Big Hawkin' Bottle'a Snot has a goodbye message. VIDEO: https://youtube.com/live/5-5rTKQqFIY Buy A Shirt: http://awful.tech PODAWFUL is an anti-podcast hosted by Jesse P-S

https://podawful.com/posts/2627 Elijah Schaffer has been overdosing on redpills so much, he's fallen into the backrooms and ended up inside the Matrix. His married, tradcath GRIFT TV cohost Sarah Stock, it turns out, was secretly bending his spoon behind the scenes the whole time. NOBODY could see this coming (except me, a year ago). Now Sarah has unplugged completely from the internet, while Elijah fights the machine that is Milo Yiannopoulos. PLUS: Revenge Of The Cis changes their tune on Elijah, Matrix nerds, and the Big Hawkin's Bottle'a Snot is making a recovery. VIDEO: https://youtube.com/live/CL5ybYc1gvs Buy A Shirt: http://awful.tech PODAWFUL is an anti-podcast hosted by Jesse P-S

https://podawful.com/posts/2626 FLESH SIMULATOR is here. The big docs finally dropped. Hey, it only took seven years, Epstein would be a full on skeleton right now if he was actually dead. CODEWORDS: PIZZA, JERKY, WALNUT SAUCE. The elites are eating kids. It turns out, YOU are in the files. P---agate is an ARG that you can play, too! Find the clues in THE EPSTEIN FILES: THE HOME GAME. We go over the evidence Jesse collected almost a decade ago when he went to Comet Ping Pong, calculate the correct amount of mystery meat for our island jerky, and plan a documentary to expose them all. PLUS: The Big Hawkin' Bottle'a Snot gets false flagged, and we epically trolled Josh Moon into sharing fake Elon Musk Epstein emails (FTW!) VIDEO: https://youtube.com/live/ZI3PtHp26og Buy A Shirt: http://awful.tech PODAWFUL is an anti-podcast hosted by Jesse P-S

https://podawful.com/posts/262 Turkey Tom is getting away with his CRIMES thanks to the ineptitude of Josh Moon. I seem to remember Tom was hosting Nightrape Radio while scrolling the #kidcore hashtag on Instagram. We really just letting that go? Also, isn't he bald? That's kind of a crime, too. Now Josh Moon is terrified that Tom is going to do a 6 hour "doc" on him. By the way, what is the deal with Brandon Buckingham? He's married with kids but lives with a 23 year old Youtuber? I'm gonna need someone to explain this one to me, dawg. PLUS: FINALLY, everyone hates Count Dankula, We officially now own ScottyKFitness' mustache, and fan mail for the Big Hawkin' Bottle'a Snot. VIDEO: https://youtube.com/live/fZ47F3f8EOY Buy A Shirt: http://awful.tech PODAWFUL is an anti-podcast hosted by Jesse P-S

https://podawful.com/posts/2624 FACELESS is here. SCOTTYKFITNESS, the most insufferable, performative, nu-male, hicklib, my mustache-is-my-personality guy ever has been exposed. He doxxed a disabled guy who made fun of him, and now his sponsor has dropped him, his address leaked, and his past CRIMES are being put on blast. And its all because he stole a meme. Sorry, "Scotty," ya don't get to have your lip security blanket anymore. It's time to #SHAVESCOTTY VIDEO: https://youtube.com/live/g2VZRR7Oo5c Buy A Shirt: http://awful.tech PODAWFUL is an anti-podcast hosted by Jesse P-S

[4.5+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.com/posts/2621] PART TWO. The Bum Diary. The Chronicles Of Nerdia. The Basketcase Diaries. Diary Of The Deadtooth. The Livejournal reveal continues. It turns out, every single person Mersh has ever known has died in a car crash. We've also built a playlist of the music Mersh was listening to in 2003 to get in the peanut-head of the cringe poster. Mersh is now trying to leave the Dabbleverse because of this episode, and his top butthuffer, HUJAN, has turned on him. Buy A Shirt: http://awful.tech VIDEO: https://youtube.com/live/SDtt94-WVxQ PODAWFUL is an anti-podcast hosted by Jesse P-S

https://podawful.com/posts/2620 THE FINAL MERSH EPISODE. The Diary Of Man Stank. Midget Bones' Diary. Memorirs Of A Gay Show. The Dead Schiele Scrolls. Diary Of A Shrimpy Dick. The Gay Vampire Diaries. Diary of a Fat White Woman. Mersh has Tink Tink Tink'ed himself into the most embarrassing situations in his life. Calling the police on PODAWFUL for making fun of him is just the beginning. The Cult has unearthed the worst thing you could possibly ever find from an emo BPD toxoplasmoid like Mersh... his Livejournal account from 2003. This is it. There is no cringe greater than Mersh constantly Vitamin S posting because every girl he's ever met laughed at his triangle. For the past 20 years Mersh has been the exact same guy, ripping off jim Norton, lying about being cool, and constantly crying about women. But some of these posts contain admissions that make his old Tumblr look like child's play (a thing that Mersh is probably into). Get PART TWO only in the PIZZA FUND: https://podawful.pizza VIDEO: https://youtube.com/live/0epZP0G3VyE Buy A Shirt: http://awful.tech PODAWFUL is an anti-podcast hosted by Jesse P-S

https://podawful.com/posts/2617 Comedy Shaman's delusions of grandeur have him believing he is the KING OF THE GOONIVERSE, but here comes Tom Gulley to knock him back down a peg. Unfortunately, Shaman likes being pegged. The Halfway House isn't enough to stop Shaman from being mentally homeless, so hopefully Tom Gulley's radio man expertise can be the wakeup call he needs. Jesse offers Shaman one final truce, while Shaman decides its time to punch up and start making fun of actual vagabonds. This isn't BUMFIGHTS...It's the greatest ruckus video series ever produced, GOONFIGHTS™. PLUS: Tom Bah Humbugs while ThePopCultureDude gets Grinchy. VIDEO: https://youtube.com/live/n6BRaj0Sqxg Buy A Shirt: http://awful.tech PODAWFUL is an anti-podcast hosted by Jesse P-S

[3.5+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.com/posts/2616] I've received a ton of Cease & Desists over the past 16 years, but none more BOGUS, or INSANE than this one. Comedy Shaman fired up Grok and got it to write the most Actual Indian fake legal notice of all time, over the most embarrassing thing ever. And that isn't even including him leaning into being a troon lover. Shaman is about to put on the dress, because he is actually asking me to stop his inner child from detransitioning. He's demanding I help him remove his member. The Goon To Troon pipeline remains undefeated. PLUS: Bill Hader is a little whiny CREEP and helped murder Rob Reiner, Mr. Burgers' father, Lon, consulted with an internet lawyer on how to stop PODAWFUL from cyberbullying his 40 year old son. VIDEO: https://youtube.com/live/0OQlTsGxoqs Buy A Shirt: http://awful.tech PODAWFUL is an anti-podcast hosted by Jesse P-S

https://podawful.com/posts/2615 PODAWFUL 16TH ANNIVERSARY. Faceless And Jesse P-S plunder the depths of the most schizoid crimes ever concocted, and take notes for their own future plans. Brian Wells, the infamous "Pizza Bomber", was part of the most autistically elaborate Rube-Goldberg plan ever to rob a bank, but somehow even with all their evil genius planning, Brian managed to blow it. Literally. Now his incredible Fit Check is immortalized forever in a brand new AWFULTECH/GLOBALTERROR collab design. Mersh is tink tink tinking on Jesse to the police again. Comedy Shaman is sending legal threats, Misfit Patriot is threatening to sue Elon Musk, and Sean Kelly is actually too stupid to properly prank. VIDEO: https://youtube.com/live/B8N4_dl-4Ec Buy A Shirt: http://awful.tech PODAWFUL is an anti-podcast hosted by Jesse P-S

[4.5+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.com/posts/2614] PODAWFUL has started another trend. "Anvil-ing" a guy is now the new tricknology ever since we Looney Tunesed Mersh with anvils and mousetraps. Some Daffy-come-lately is now sending anvils to DSP. While Mersh is watching little birds circle his head in a daze, he accidentally starts talking about Bam Margera again... so you know what that means. In a bizarre rant about Tom Green, he accidentally reveals that Jesse's pranks are... CUTE. Just Bugs Bunny style goofs where I put on a dress and trick a cross eyed guy with a gun into falling in love with me. We were gearing up for the FINAL MERSH EPISODE, but now Mersh is calling the cops on Jesse yet again. Is this all, folks? Comedy Shaman has been going live all week with the most deranged streams from his bath tub, supposedly sober. I'm not so sure about that. What's up, doc? We find out when Shaman joins the stream to try to confront Jesse and the Cult. AWFULTECH is the new ACME. VIDEO: https://youtube.com/live/VCIvpyEOrdQ Buy A Shirt: http://awful.tech PODAWFUL is an anti-podcast hosted by Jesse P-S

https://podawful.com/posts/2611 Lost Media FOUND in 2025. The worst stand up comedy album ever recorded. Mersh's long sought after first album MENACE II SOBRIETY was one of the Holy Grails of sloptent, and now we have it in our hands thanks to a very generous source, one of Mersh's comedian heroes. Uncover the insane history of Mersh by delving into the most poorly recorded audio put to tape. PLUS: Mersh's KING CUCK arc brings the Dabbleverse to an end, Mersh is EMO now, Ethan Ralph finds out what "getting anviled" is, and Mersh's secret long lost love that he is still pining for to this day. VIDEO: https://youtube.com/live/v1CfJ3K01RU Buy A Shirt: http://awful.tech PODAWFUL is an anti-podcast hosted by Jesse P-S

[3 HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.com/posts/2609] Mr. Burgers got SWATTED while live streaming. What does any self respecting Targeted Individual do when the men in white coats show up to the door with their butterfly nets? Strip down to their birthday suit and start screaming, of course. Somehow this actually worked, and the eternally GANGSTALKED mr. Burgers actually managed to SovCit his way out of a 51/50. Doesn't matter though, because Mr. Burgers is still going to RAINBOW OMEGA. PODAWFUL'S V2K technology is causing the latest Burgers Sperger. The mania is at an all time high, and the generational run cannot be stopped. GRNH! VIDEO: https://youtube.com/live/5a5fQLEN9vY Buy A Shirt: http://awful.tech PODAWFUL is an anti-podcast hosted by Jesse P-S