Penn's Sunday School

<p>Before Harrison guested with us last summer, but after he was on the panel at Matt's ScoopFest, we recorded this bank episode. Mimicking Penn's career path, naked comedy, & the worst way to compliment the cast. Sponsored by Masterclass, Fabric, & Trade Coffee:</p> <p>https://masterclass.com/PENN</p> <p>https://meetfabric.com/PENN</p> <p>https://drinktrade.com/PENN</p>

<p>Complaining about private planes, a big jerk other than Penn teases Teller, & biking cross country is like singing about architecture.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>When to start editing, unknown parts of the ear, & Teller's least favorite term of art.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>An HR complaint, inside boomerangball, & too cowardly to do a card trick. Note: We're already aware Ireland & Scotland are different places.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Porn names, Matt becomes Penn, & we don't know from boomerangs.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>What the word "residency" means, buttering up kerfuffles, & Teller's return to full shows. Sponsored by Harry's, MasterClass, & Fabric Life Insurance:</p> <p><strong>harrys.com/Penn</strong></p> <p>MasterClass.com/Penn</p> <p>MeetFabric.com/Penn</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Where to find spectacled bears, Jeff Hamilton vs. Paul McCartney, & needlepoint of the neck. Sponsored by Trade Coffee & Draft Kings:</p> <p>DrinkTrade.com/Penn</p> <p><a href="https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/">https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/</a> with promo code Penn.</p> <p>"Gambling Problem? Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY),</p> <p>If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, crisis counseling and referral services can be accessed by calling 1-800-GAMBLER (1-800-426-2537) (IL/IN/LA/MD/MI/NJ/PA/TN/WV/WY), 1-800-NEXT STEP (AZ), 1-800-522-4700 (CO/KS/NH), 888-789-7777/visit <a href="http://ccpg.org/">ccpg.org</a> (CT), 1-800-BETS OFF (IA), visit OPGR.org (OR), or 1-888-532-3500 (VA).</p> <p>21+ (18+ NH/WY). Physically present in AZ/CO/CT/IL/IN/IA/KS/LA(select parishes)/MD/MI /NJ/ NY/PA/TN/VA/WV/WY only. VOID IN OH/ONT. Eligibility restrictions apply. Free bets: Valid 1 per new customer. Min. $5 deposit. Min $5 bet. $200 issued as free bets that expire 7 days (168 hours) after being awarded. See terms at <a href="http://sportsbook.draftkings.com/golfterms.">sportsbook.draftkings.com/</a>footballterms. No Sweat: Valid 1 offer per customer per day of NFL 2023 Wild Card Round. Opt in req each day. First bet must lose after opting in. NFL bets only. Paid as one (1) free bet based on amount of initial losing bet. Max $10 free bet awarded. Free bets expire 7 days (168 hours) after being awarded. See terms at <a href="http://sportsbook.draftkings.com/footballterms">sportsbook.draftkings.com/footballterms</a>."</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Meeting one's heroes, the Church of the Covered Dish Supper, & Penn's magic & comedy influences.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p><em>Portlandia</em>'s Dan Pasternack & <em>The Aristocrats</em>' Paul Provenza started an interview series, <em>Obsessive Comedy Disorder</em>. Here's Penn's. Sponsored by Stamps.com & Draft Kings.</p> <p>Stamps.com/penn</p> <p>Draftkings.com/sportsbook with promo code Penn</p> <p>"Gambling Problem? Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY),</p> <p>"If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, crisis counseling and referral services can be accessed by calling 1-800-GAMBLER (1-800-426-2537) (IL/IN/LA/MD/MI/NJ/PA/TN/WV/WY), 1-800-NEXT STEP (AZ), 1-800-522-4700 (CO/KS/NH), 888-789-7777/visit <a href="http://ccpg.org/">ccpg.org</a> (CT), 1-800-BETS OFF (IA), visit OPGR.org (OR), or 1-888-532-3500 (VA).</p> <p>"21+ (18+ NH/WY). Physically present in AZ/CO/CT/IL/IN/IA/KS/LA(select parishes)/MD/MI /NJ/ NY/PA/TN/VA/WV/WY only. VOID IN OH/ONT. Eligibility restrictions apply. Free bets: Valid 1 per new customer. Min. $5 deposit. Min $5 bet. $200 issued as free bets that expire 7 days (168 hours) after being awarded. See terms at <a href="http://sportsbook.draftkings.com/golfterms.">sportsbook.draftkings.com/</a>footballterms. No Sweat: Valid 1 offer per customer per day of NFL 2023 Wild Card Round. Opt in req each day. First bet must lose after opting in. NFL bets only. Paid as one (1) free bet based on amount of initial losing bet. Max $10 free bet awarded. Free bets expire 7 days (168 hours) after being awarded. See terms at <a href="http://sportsbook.draftkings.com/footballterms">sportsbook.draftkings.com/footballterms</a>."</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Manly bottle breakers, morning show magic, & Michael Carbonaro learns maps.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Trading time for a hibachi, the stage mirror, & hair plugs for Michael Carbonaro. Sponsored by Fabric By Gerber Life & Masterclass.</p> <p>meetfabric.com/penn</p> <p>masterclass.com/penn</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Hiring somebody for your job, Canadian basketball, & Penn's stint as a location scout. Sponsored by Trade Coffee at DrinkTrade.com/Penn</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Stoplight juggling, who's not allowed to see the show, & enough about soccer/football.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>How Dani DaOrtiz did it, the correct way to cut around a cellist, & Cate, the crazy conductor.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Preferred dressing room partners, wasting time in New York City, & a laundry room recording studio.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>How the shutdowns changed Penn, how many people are smarter than you, & some of Julia's thoughts on Penn's new book, <em>Random</em>.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p><em>Letting Go Of God</em>'s Julia Sweeney interviews Penn about considering mortality & fellowship without the church.</p> <p>Sponsored by:</p> <p>HelloFresh.com/PSS18 & use code PSS18.</p> <p>Masterclass.com/Penn</p> <p>Skylightframe.com & enter code "Penn".</p> <p> </p> <p> </p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Jersey soul, some books to read, & we don't know how to say anything anywhere. Sponsored by Trade Coffee: www.drinktrade.com/penn</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Notes from Teller, All Elves Day, & man-eating reindeer.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Saving your best, being in public with famous parents, & a brief review of the 2022 election season.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>The 50th International Emmy Awards, the speed of improv comedy, & how to serve a proper apple pie.</p> <p>Sponsored by Trade Coffee - <a href="https://drinktrade.com/PENN">https://drinktrade.com/PENN</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Losing the power of invisibility, hyphen ordonnance, & gaming the Magic Circle, with Piff the Magic Dragon.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>VIP meet & greet security protocols, Mr. Nacho, & being ghosted by the man who is nice to everybody.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Magic consultant Moxie Jillette, Jandro vs. Helen, & <em>Penn & Teller's Foolers</em> on tour.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Matt reviews Shin Lim & Colin Cloud, what not to say at Penn's Q&As, & farewell to Max Maven.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Judging Britain's talent, Bob Dylan's new book <em>The Philosophy of Modern Song</em>, & a tour of David Copperfield's International Museum & Library of Conjuring Arts.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Turmeric latte, Jenna Bush Hager's ass, & 20 minutes of Penn's first trip to the Bob Dylan Center. </p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>The finest magic performance in television history, Tom Jones or your parents, & how to out-manipulate a producer, with Piff the Magic Dragon.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Meeting Fito y Fitipaldis, disparate Britain's Got Talent experiences, & the mysterious economics of book tours, with Piff the Magic Dragon.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>A struggling story, thoughtful questions about writing, & the meanest thing Penn's ever said.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Haircut etiquette, the Magic Castle before & after, & children's perspectives on Mac King & Michael Carbonaro.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Nick Gillespie from Reason completes his exploration of how the politics of the pandemic changed Penn's mind.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Reason's Nick Gillespie stops by to get to the bottom of Penn's New Politique.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Shabbat elevators, how to properly answer others' fan mail, & Teller's visiting hours.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Harvardcock's Pusey Library, <em>Mad Apple</em> comedy magician Harrison Greenbaum was a stagehand for Bob Dylan, & the only good experiment is an unethical experiment.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Construction skills, bagel confusion, & nobody knows what a clapper looks like.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Accusing others of being petty, the perk of being unknown, & how to escape road hypnosis.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>A life-changing question, a man's only embellishment, & how to keep track of Goudeau.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Correcting Paul McCartney, what a tone switch does, & stage fright in a room of three.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Pictionary, the kiteboarding queen, & Goudeau's last pie before leaving Las Vegas.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Remembering Aye Jaye, Queen Elizabeth II, & September 11.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Parodying comedy, tap shoes in the Tony Hsieh green room, & the best magic on television.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Pictionary, booking TV talent, & how to properly review Penn's new book, <em>Random</em>.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Moving strategies, angry Congregation mail, & being jealous of dogs.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Dee Snider's message to GOP candidates, the Grand Canyon vs. Mt. Rushmore, & a new beginning for Goudeau.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>New exercise regimens, studying at a higher order of magnitude, & the upcoming civil war.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Goudeau just drove 3,000 miles, & then he drove 3,000 more, just to eat at Abbott's Amish dinner & leave his Uber at your door.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>The Tham Luang cave rescue, <em>Mayor of Kingstown</em>, & a brief word to censors.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Heavy stuff about Alex Jones, John Hinckley Jr., & Salman Rushdie. Also, boobs & beer.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>River vs. sea critters, water park nostalgia, & the case against nuclear power.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>