
Peaches Pit Party
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Ep 266Ep. 265 - The Judge Who Peed on Whiskey Row - 11/05/2025
Peaches went fully off the rails in this one—starting with an AI diss track fueled by pure hatred, courtesy of Suno and some questionable moral choices, before diving straight into the unholy union of Butterball turkey pants and Gwen Stefani’s “Sweet Escape” (a song that apparently causes him physical pain). Somewhere between a rant about Thanksgiving being the most overrated holiday on the planet and plotting a road trip to Salt Lake City for Set It Off and Vanna, Peaches also teaches us that people are now making “moon water” by leaving bottles outside overnight like lunatics collecting Pokémon energy. Then, nostalgia hits hard as he mourns the death of malls from Pocatello to Westminster and wonders why every new construction project has to be overpriced apartments. Wrestling gets roasted, fashion gets bullied (ties are stupid, confirmed), and Peaches declares an all-out war on people who text “call me when you can.” The episode wraps up with a squirrel named Chunkasaurus Rex winning Fat Squirrel Week, a drunk Arizona judge going number one in public, and Tyra Banks inventing what’s literally just warm melted ice cream and calling it a “Hot Mama.” Somewhere in there, he also reviews body wash like a sommelier. It’s a wild buffet of nonsense, nostalgia, and judgment—and somehow, it’s exactly what you needed today.Check me out elsewhere!https://facebook.com/brenden.peachhttps://instagram.com/brendenpeachhttps://feeds.transistor.fm/noon-hour-of-madness-mayhemhttps://feeds.transistor.fm/talking-between-the-songs
Ep 265Ep. 264 - Maddie Joins the War on Quicksand and Free Candy Vans - 11/04/2025
Peaches opens the mic and immediately swan-dives into a day where cloned dogs exist, melatonin suddenly has a mean streak, and frozen burritos get a whole timeline monologue they never asked for. Maddie wanders in like a raccoon through a screen door and the two proceed to solve absolutely nothing while debating quicksand myths, free candy vans, and whether Grandma Kidd’s brunch horn sounds like an elephant or Jade clearing his throat. Idaho Falls traffic stages a personal stunt show, Chick-fil-A cookies become a moral test, and fantasy football turns into a Shakespearean tragedy featuring a quarterback arm that bends in directions bones should not. Disturbed is not gone forever, the Dodgers are apparently inevitable, and somewhere in Florida a garage-door company accidentally lives at a stranger’s house while a Russian factory worker tries to keep an oopsie that looks suspiciously like a new car. It is loud, it is shameless, and it is very Peaches.Find me herehttps://facebook.com/brenden.peachhttps://instagram.com/brendenpeachhttps://feeds.transistor.fm/noon-hour-of-madness-mayhemhttps://feeds.transistor.fm/talking-between-the-songs
Ep 264Ep. 263 - Wheel of Fortune Said WHAT THE FUN - 11/03/2025
Peaches returns with a Monday show that feels like it was recorded in an alternate timeline where eggnog is pre-workout and Thanksgiving is a government conspiracy. The episode begins with him proudly admitting he drank a quart of Reed’s Dairy eggnog for breakfast—followed immediately by learning about the Noggathon, a local East Idaho event where participants must chug 32 ounces of the same eggnog before each lap of a one-mile run. He briefly considers entering, then remembers he’s going to Salt Lake for Set It Off and Trader Joe’s, because nothing screams self-care like kombucha and live pop-punk.What follows is an escalating series of rants that span from trunk-or-treats ruining Halloween to turkey hotlines ruining November. Peaches unloads on Butterball for thinking anyone cares about how to “brine and inject” a bird that “never even tastes that good.” Then, he dives headfirst into the online war over parents dragging kids to ten trunk-or-treat events before Halloween night—creating ghost towns across Idaho. Somewhere in the middle of that argument, he casually describes people using “the family puke bowl” for candy. Normal radio things.He then breaks down his pumpkin-carving disaster, explains why touching pumpkin guts should be considered combat pay, and pitches an invention called Pop-A-Tree—a Christmas tree that just pops open like an umbrella so you never have to wrap another strand of lights. From there, the show swerves into Peaches’ fantasy football dominance, where Team Peaches Pals is allegedly 7-1, though he’s convinced the trophy will probably sit in the conference room collecting dust after this year’s league implodes.Somehow, that segues into him dissecting AC/DC’s newly announced tour, mocking the internet for believing they were coming to Salt Lake City, congratulating Taylor Momsen on performing in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade, and roasting “One Million Moms” for being mad that Wheel of Fortune used the puzzle phrase “What the… Fun.” The last half of the show is pure Peaches meltdown: he reviews a gym in China that’s offering a Porsche to whoever loses 100 pounds in three months, questions how bidets actually dry you (“do you just towel off the poo water?”), laughs about a Seattle man burning a Bob Ross skeleton, and ends with a passionate defense of why baseball is king, soccer is dumb, and the Dodgers winning the World Series is personal validation for his entire existence.If your brain survived all of that, you’ve officially earned your honorary gallon of Reed’s Dairy eggnog.Check me out elsewhere!👉 Facebook👉 Instagram👉 Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem👉 Talking Between The Songs with Brenden Peach
Ep 263Ep. 262 - Why Is There a Gold Toilet and Why Do I Want It? - 10/31/2025
It’s Halloween on Peaches Pit Party, and Peaches has reached his final emotional stage: full-blown confusion wrapped in polyester pants that are four sizes too big. The episode begins with him realizing a fedora and headphones cannot coexist, spiraling into a rant about Julia Fox dressing up as a blood-soaked Jackie Kennedy (“her trauma, my costume!”). From there, the descent continues—an 80-year-old falls off a cliff on a cruise, Red Bull releases an advent calendar for people who want heart palpitations for Christmas, and Victoria Rose (aka Viktor Wilt in drag) crashes the show to discuss the athletic merits of drag racing in heels.Somehow, they pivot from haunted houses to parents stealing their kids’ Halloween candy, to a Polish influencer who followed Google Maps directly into an Italian canal (“for the content”), and finally—because Halloween isn’t complete without this—a Kentucky woman accidentally receives a box of human body parts instead of medical supplies. There’s also a gold toilet up for auction, a naked man sprinting through Walmart, and a monkey wearing a diaper swinging from the rafters of a Spirit Halloween.Peaches spends the final minutes debating the difference between a sculpture and an actual toilet, forgetting how Daylight Saving Time works, and admitting that paying $3,000 to watch the Dodgers lose was someone else’s personal hell. This episode is part haunted house, part fevered Wikipedia spiral, and part conversation with the world’s most overcaffeinated jazz musician who just discovered Halloween candy again.If you want to watch the breakdown in visual form, Peaches’ 1920s jazz costume is available for all to see on the KBEAR 101 RMG YouTube channel and the KBEAR 101 Facebook page. Listen, laugh, and question your life choices here: 👉 Facebook👉 Instagram👉 Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem👉 Talking Between The Songs with Brenden Peach
Ep 262Ep. 261 - Sneezing Into a CPAP: The Halloween Horror Nobody Asked For - 10/30/2025
Somewhere between Halloween Eve and seasonal sinus failure, Peaches embarks on a descent into nasal purgatory armed with a CPAP machine, a clogged nose, and absolutely no shame. What begins as a casual allergy rant morphs into a full-blown philosophical crisis about Los Angeles being crowned the new “rattiest city in America.” From there, the episode spirals faster than a diseased monkey falling off a Spirit Halloween shelf.Peaches coughs, sneezes, and chokes his way through the show while contemplating Megadeth’s final album and roasting Dave Mustaine for writing what he swears could’ve been auto-generated by ChatGPT. In between gasps for air, he tackles the sacred debate of whether 13-year-olds should be banned from trick-or-treating, defends tall kids everywhere (“just because I’m 6’9” at eight doesn’t mean I pay taxes yet”), and plans to post a “don’t be that person” PSA to the Life in Idaho Falls group.A listener then calls in to discuss the traumatic reality of sneezing inside a CPAP mask, leading to a discussion about waking up covered in your own dried drool flakes — lovingly compared to “a dollar-bill tornado of shame.” Somewhere in there, a diaper-clad monkey escapes inside a Spirit Halloween store, a Florida woman sues SeaWorld because a duck physically assaulted her on a roller coaster, and Peaches tries to figure out why a truck full of diseased monkeys flipped over in Mississippi like it’s the opening scene of Outbreak 2: Monkey Business.By the end, Peaches admits the adult version of Halloween is just carving pumpkins you don’t want, watching kids you don’t know, and pretending you didn’t almost cut your finger off because the knife “looked dull.” There’s sports talk, Halloween safety stats, and a Dodger Stadium rant about paying $3,000 to watch your favorite team lose. It’s part radio show, part fever dream, part diseased-monkey manifesto.Listen responsibly — or don’t. Peaches doesn’t care, he’s still trying to sneeze through his mask.Check me out elsewhere! 👉 Facebook👉 Instagram👉 Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem👉 Talking Between The Songs with Brenden Peach
Ep 261Ep. 260 - Baylee Went Viral and I’m Still Bald - 10/29/2025
If you thought Peaches Pit Party couldn’t get any more derailed—strap in. This episode opens with Peaches having a full-blown existential crisis over his studio chair. Did Viktor Wilt secretly modify it to be “Peaches-proof”? Did someone sneak in overnight and replace it? Is the chair part of a government experiment designed to humble tall men? Nobody knows—but Peaches is investigating. From there, he launches into a tattoo rant for the ages, exposing Orlando, Florida as the capital of tattoo regret and theorizing that Salt Lake City ink-shamers are just running on pure family disappointment.Then Peaches takes aim at the internet’s most gullible: an AI rumor that Grand Theft Auto VI would feature a twerk button (yes, twerk), which Google’s own AI believed. That spirals straight into Peaches warning humanity about AI-generated videos—like the one of a cartoon redneck fighting a mountain lion—that somehow still convinces thousands of Facebook users it’s “so sad.” He then dives headfirst into the idiocy of “dark showering,” calling it “the quickest way to get better sleep—because you’ll knock yourself unconscious.”After that, the Idaho chaos continues: Peaches campaigns for In-N-Out Burger in Rexburg, imagines Pokémon cities with anti-homeless benches, and physically recoils describing Boogie Bites—gummy candies shaped like boogers (because apparently, society has given up). He rants about people falling for AI posts claiming Steven Tyler cut his hair, laughs at parents ruining Gen Alpha memes by dressing up as the phrase “6-7,” and confesses that his own sister, TikTok’s friendship-bracelet queen Baylee, might be more famous than him.By the end, Peaches reports on a Florida man smashing $500 worth of pumpkins, debates trick-or-treating at 6 AM just to anger Idaho Falls Facebook groups, and reminds everyone that chair sabotage is real and personal. This episode is one long descent into idiocy, caffeine withdrawal, and accidental brilliance.Check me out elsewhere! –👉 facebook.com/brenden.peach👉 instagram.com/brendenpeach🎙️ Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem🎧 Talking Between The Songs with Brenden Peach
Ep 260Ep. 259 - Ohio, the Cheesecake Factory of Music Festivals - 10/28/2025
Welcome to another episode of Peaches Pit Party, where Brenden “Peaches” Peach questions everything from why people carve pumpkins on Halloween instead of before it, to why Ohio keeps hosting every rock festival ever made. This episode spirals beautifully out of control as Peaches recaps a night at a small-town murder mystery play, debates the sacred timeline of jack-o’-lantern logistics, and then goes full scorched earth on KROQ for pretending to be “rock.” He also drops a full rant about Sonic Temple’s Cheesecake Factory-sized lineup (140 bands, one porta-potty), before veering straight into the 2025 World Series, daylight savings relationship advice, a Florida skeleton strip club, and Toyota charging subscriptions for remote start. Somewhere in the middle of it all, Peaches declares war on old people, pumpkin carving, and emotionally unavailable car manufacturers. You will laugh, you will question society, and you might just call your therapist about your daylight savings trauma.Check me out elsewhere! –👉 facebook.com/brenden.peach👉 instagram.com/brendenpeach🎙️ Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem🎧 Talking Between The Songs with Brenden Peach
Ep 259Ep. 258 - Just Give the Candy, Deborah - 10/27/2025
It’s a gray Monday at KBEAR, and Peaches is the lone survivor in an eerily quiet building — no Viktor, no Jade, just one tall man and a microphone. What starts as a sleepy afternoon quickly turns into a full-blown rant buffet: The Pretty Wild bails on the Set It Off tour, Autumn Kings swoop in like the world’s most polite rebound band, and Peaches spirals about missing interviews, Noah’s lost voice, and the time Bad Omens saved his sanity by not cancelling a show.From there, he launches into a heated defense of adult trick-or-treaters (“Just give the candy and move on, Deborah”), admits he’d probably be a terrifying father with spotless walls, and declares that people who say “it’s a little chilly” deserve mild public shaming. He unpacks his mortal hatred of heat, his cautious relationship with AFib, and his guilt over being a PTO martyr who refuses to take time off — even though Jade literally tells him to go home.Then the episode detonates into a fever of headlines and horrors: pumpkin-carving bloodbaths, a potential Bad Omens x Wage War x Bilmuri megacollab, face-lifting surgeons who look like melted mannequins, and a high-schooler almost arrested because AI thought his bag of Doritos was a gun. Peaches even confesses to using ChatGPT as his dating-app wingman, roasting himself in the process. Finally, he ends with a heartfelt PSA about winter driving, snow tires, and his traumatic Chevy Malibu experience. It’s equal parts rant, therapy, and journal entry — another absolutely classic Peaches Pit Party meltdown in motion.Check me out elsewhere! 👉 Facebook.com/brenden.peach👉 Instagram.com/brendenpeach🎧 Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem🎧 Talking Between The Songs with Brenden Peach
Ep 258Ep. 257 - Great Value Sleep Token and the Fear of Loose Hair - 10/24/2025
Strap in and prepare your psyche for what can only be described as a deranged rollercoaster through Peaches’ brain on a Friday afternoon. This episode starts with Peaches waging war against a broken microphone, the ghost of Cannonball 101’s weekend automation, and Viktor’s “forgetful” tendencies, all before sunrise. He then spirals into the absurdity of Sleep Token knockoffs with names like False Saints (aka Great Value Sleep Token), critiques “coworker music” and people who actually like Dax, and somehow finds time to confess his deep, irrational fear of fish—specifically manta rays that look like sentient living room rugs plotting his demise.But it doesn’t stop there. Peaches dives headfirst into listener confessions of weird fears—sponges, MRI machines, loose hair, and the existential dread of eye contact with one’s wife—before covering a sober party girl who’s TikTok famous for not drinking at Miami frat ragers. Somewhere in between, he gives the most Peaches-style sports update ever (yes, Lionel Messi is immortal now), rants about phone-free restaurants, and shreds a sociopathic boss who fired someone in front of 25 coworkers.Then, like the cherry on a sundae of unhinged radio brilliance, Peaches ponders the most overrated video games of all time—offending the entire Halo fanbase in the process—before finishing with a To Peach Their Own that makes you realize humanity is collectively afraid of birds, drains, and the cruel, wet touch of hair not attached to a body. It’s weird, it’s funny, it’s Peaches Pit Party. And it’s somehow everything you didn’t know you needed today. 🎧 Check me out elsewhere! – facebook.com/brenden.peach instagram.com/brendenpeach Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem – feeds.transistor.fm/noon-hour-of-madness-mayhem Talking Between The Songs with Brenden Peach – feeds.transistor.fm/talking-between-the-songs
Ep 257Ep. 256 - Liver Lacerations and Stuffed Animal Larceny feat. Taite 'The Martian' Martin and Steven Dopp - 10/23/2025
This episode of Peaches Pit Party is basically a fever dream that starts with Peaches roasting sneaker resellers and ends with multiple men describing what it’s like to have their livers turned into Play-Doh. We kick off with Peaches dunking on sneakerheads who hoarded Yeezys like dragon gold, crying over bots, and realizing he’s now a “wear-until-there’s-a-hole” adult. Then he dives straight into a birthday-gone-wrong saga from Reddit featuring a husband whose only gift to his wife was incompetence, followed by Peaches yelling about how you should absolutely remember how to drop off your kids or get tested for dementia.Sports coverage hits next with the “Shot Clock Sports Update” — featuring everything from the Pro Bowl’s weird relocation to EA’s eternal monopoly on NFL video games. Then Peaches casually transitions into the Stuffed Animal Heist of the Century, where three geniuses broke into an amusement park via boat and stole 200 plush toys, officially becoming the most unthreatening crime syndicate in New York. From there, Peaches spirals into Victor’s heated Christmas hill-to-die-on: declaring “Linus and Lucy” not a Christmas song — a statement that’s somehow more controversial than religion in a Facebook group full of radio nerds.Then things go off the rails. There’s a tangent about a movie screening where people shaved their heads to see Begonia early, and Peaches flexes that he’s been bald longer than them — “the original scalp pioneer.” After that, he tears into Ghost Adventures for being the least convincing show in the supernatural genre until they air an episode where one of the hosts finds out mid-investigation that his wife tried to have him murdered. Yes, really. Then, the energy spikes again when two real fighters, Taite “The Martian” Martin and Steven Dopp, stop by to talk about broken ribs, dehydration, liver lacerations, Muay Thai kicks, and why being punched unconscious is basically “a nap with a hangover.”Peaches ends the show by somehow linking all of this to lions escaping trucks, Axl Rose rage-quitting in Buenos Aires, and rollercoasters retiring after 40 years — which he swears has nothing to do with his fear of being too tall for seatbelts. It’s unfiltered, unhinged, and somehow educational.Check me out elsewhere! 🎧 Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem🎙️ Talking Between The Songs with Brenden Peach 📘 facebook.com/brenden.peach 📸 instagram.com/brendenpeach
Ep 256Ep. 255 - The Great Idaho Chair War: A Tragic Tale of Broken Seats and Broken Trust - 10/22/2025
This episode of Peaches Pit Party is pure, unfiltered chaos from start to finish — like if a morning commute got possessed by a jazz ghost and started ranting about chairs. Peaches begins by eviscerating KROQ’s “world-famous” ego while proudly uploading his own podcast backlog, because someone had to bring quality back to radio. From there, he spirals into the ongoing Office Chair Civil War, where poor Viktor blames him for breaking a seat that was clearly built for toddlers, not 6’9” Idaho radio icons. We then plummet headfirst into the saga of Peaches’ cursed steering wheel lunch tray (a story of hope, betrayal, and poor engineering), before swerving into Halloween costume prep — complete with his girlfriend scavenging DI like a Prohibition-era fashion consultant so he can become “Louie Blue Notes Callahan,” a 1920s jazz man with zero musical ability.Then it’s a hard cut to Peaches’ existential rant about “trunk-or-treats” — or, as he calls them, “the parking lot participation trophy version of Halloween.” After a detour through what makes Americans sound like Americans abroad (loudness, tipping culture, and ice obsession), Peaches delivers an emotional monologue on Click that will make you cry, question your childhood, and maybe call your dad. There’s also a horrifying update about Suzanne Somers’ widower literally building an AI robot wife, the triumphant return of Snapple glass bottles (but only in New York), a smuggling ring that stuffed gold powder into underwear, and a 76-year-old woman winning a court case over her neighbor’s weed smoke by declaring, “I am not Snoop Dogg.”All this — plus Peaches threatening to go WWE on anyone who blames him for furniture damage — makes this the most unhinged episode of the week. If you survive the rollercoaster, reward yourself by streaming Peaches Pit Party on demand and witnessing Idaho’s loudest export do what he does best: lose his mind on air with zero filter and full commitment.Check me out elsewhere! 🎧 Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem 🎙️ Talking Between The Songs with Brenden Peach 📘 facebook.com/brenden.peach 📸 instagram.com/brendenpeach
Ep 255Ep. 254 - KROQ Hasn’t Been Rock Since MTV Played Music - 10/21/2025
This episode begins with Peaches ripping into humanity’s most cursed creation: the $2,000 “smart mattress” that left people literally trapped in their own beds during the AWS outage. From there, the chaos unravels faster than a Walmart clearance bin. We’ve got a breakup over high heels that turns into a full-blown TED Talk on tall guy insecurity, Peaches declaring war on “world-famous” KROQ for being allergic to heavy music, and an in-depth exploration of whether mammals can, in fact, breathe through their butts (spoiler: yes, and it’s science, not a kink). He somehow jumps from a South Korean woman setting her apartment on fire while trying to flamethrower a cockroach, to a man in India faking his own death just to see who would cry, to a 74-year-old Italian scam artist pretending to be blind for 50 years — until cops literally caught him buying fruit. Then, there’s a $100 million heist at the Louvre, a museum full of dolls plotting murder in Minnesota, and otters stealing surfboards in California. It’s a full buffet of insanity served with a side of nachos, because Peaches celebrates International Day of the Nacho like it’s a national holiday. The show peaks in glorious chaos with listeners calling in to argue about the worst movie ever made — from Life of Pi to Jack and Jill — and one guy who worked security on a Bruce Willis flop filmed in Twin Falls. This episode is a masterpiece of madness: one part haunted science fair, one part food coma, all parts unhinged.Check me out elsewhere! facebook.com/brenden.peach instagram.com/brendenpeach Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem – feeds.transistor.fm/noon-hour-of-madness-mayhemTalking Between The Songs with Brenden Peach – feeds.transistor.fm/talking-between-the-songs
Ep 254Ep. 253 - Why My Dining Room Looks Like a Jurassic Park Gift Shop - 10/20/2025
If you’ve ever wondered what would happen if Planet Earth was narrated by a man who’s equal parts radio host, arachnophobe, and chaos magnet, look no further than this absolute trainwreck of an episode. Peaches kicks things off with a tender love story about killing house spiders while his girlfriend scrapbooks in the background, because nothing says romance like yelling “DIE!” at your front door. From there, it’s a spiral of absurdity: he mourns his dead aloe plant like a fallen soldier, gets way too excited about a tropical clearance tree from Costco, and admits he’s one houseplant away from turning his dining room into a Rainforest Café. The chaos continues when he debates which Pokémon would take the biggest dump (spoiler: it’s Eternatus), before deciding IT Chapter Two is an underrated masterpiece while confessing that Freddy Krueger ruined his childhood sleep schedule. Then, the apocalypse hits — Amazon, Hinge, and Snapchat all go down at once — and Peaches nearly loses his mind because he can’t track his steering wheel food tray. Later, he covers a woman stabbing someone in a Marshalls checkout line (because she was too slow), celebrates spider genocide, and gets hyped about Electric Callboy touring with Polaris and Scene Queen. Things take a darker, smellier turn when he reviews Kohler’s new $600 toilet camera that analyzes your “business” for health data — the future is disgusting — before somehow segueing into California otters stealing surfboards like furry pirates. Then, just when you think the episode can’t get any more unhinged, Peaches warns Arizona listeners not to lick toads (seriously), recounts a gorilla breaking glass at the San Diego Zoo, and insists that no, he would not fight the gorilla, despite being everyone’s first draft pick. It’s unfiltered, unholy, and somehow heartfelt — a modern masterpiece of madness broadcast straight from a spider-infested apartment.Check me out elsewhere! facebook.com/brenden.peach instagram.com/brendenpeach Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem – feeds.transistor.fm/noon-hour-of-madness-mayhem Talking Between The Songs with Brenden Peach – feeds.transistor.fm/talking-between-the-songs
Ep 253Ep. 252 - Edgar Allan Poe Is Pooping on My Toilet - 10/17/2025
The October 17th episode of Peaches Pit Party is what happens when a man spirals from daylight saving rage into haunted house paranoia, sneaker-induced humiliation, and a feline health code violation — all before sundown. It starts with Peaches waging a one-man war against the concept of “daylight savings” (note the s, and yes, he’ll correct you) while trying to bribe listeners with a Nintendo Switch 2 bundle courtesy of Brent Gordon Law. From there, the descent is rapid and glorious: he mourns Ace Frehley, questions the honesty of psychics, reads stories about ghost children who hang out with soggy-haired women, and reveals that his parents once put an 8x10 photo of his dad in the corner of his room like a cursed shrine. Things only get worse when he dives into a lawsuit over squeaky On sneakers — describing his own hallway quacks like a depressed duck — and reminisces about being accused of “stomping through the ceiling” as a kid. Later, Peaches talks about his girlfriend redecorating their bathroom with an Edgar Allan Poe statue sitting on a toilet (because of course he does), before ranting about overpriced mirrors on Facebook Marketplace. Then he swings into chaos again with tales of Viktor Wilt cross-dressing as “Victoria Rose” for a metal Halloween drag show, WWE’s plan for AI-generated wrestling storylines, and a tragic reflection on synthetic radio hosts replacing real ones (“you can’t call an AI DJ, bro”). It all ends with a cat in California dropping a dead mouse into a pot of soup, and Peaches wondering aloud who has a security camera pointed at their stove. It’s haunted, hysterical, and weirdly heartfelt — just another day inside the Pit Party.Check me out elsewhere! facebook.com/brenden.peach instagram.com/brendenpeach Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem – feeds.transistor.fm/noon-hour-of-madness-mayhem Talking Between The Songs with Brenden Peach – feeds.transistor.fm/talking-between-the-songs
Ep 252Ep. 251 - Trick-or-Treating at 29: The Experiment No One Asked For - 10/16/2025
This episode of Peaches Pit Party is the closest thing to watching someone lose their mind live on-air—and it’s beautiful. Peaches kicks things off by listening to so much extreme metal that his blood pressure may legally classify as blast beat–powered, only to pivot into a story about a Wisconsin wedding where the bride’s mom got her spine demolished by a cow. Yes, an actual cow. From there, Peaches reflects on how half the internet is now AI-generated nonsense, the tragic backstory of his peach-themed home décor, and a Los Angeles Dodger’s wife who refuses to stay at a haunted hotel called “The Pfister” (which, yes, sounds exactly like what you think it does). Then it’s on to Sheryl Crow scams, teenagers getting shamed for trick-or-treating, and an emotional defense of candy corn that turns into a full-blown psychological study of Mississippi. Also featured: why Peaches might dress as Howard Stern to trick-or-treat as a nearly 30-year-old man, an analysis of black cat adoption conspiracies, an AI band uprising on Spotify, a Florida man who weaponized a cheeseburger, and NASA’s lost balloon crash-landing into someone’s backyard. It’s a pre-Friday carnival of nonsense, panic, and mild back pain.Check me out elsewhere! - facebook.com/brenden.peach instagram.com/brendenpeach Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem - feeds.transistor.fm/noon-hour-of-madness-mayhem Talking Between The Songs with Brenden Peach - feeds.transistor.fm/talking-between-the-songs
Ep 251Ep. 250 - I Got Catfished by Sheryl Crow - 10/15/2025
In this absolute fever dream of a Peaches Pit Party, Brenden nearly hydroplanes his way to a Crunchwrap before Idaho’s weather decides to stop being dramatic, spends his lunch break cosplaying as “Peachman” for an AI video that somehow made Lee Jennings from The Funeral Portrait laugh, and then spirals into an existential crisis about the other Peaches — the 58-year-old musician who may or may not challenge him to a duel at The Complex in Salt Lake City. From there, Peaches recounts his Foot Locker retail trauma (manager turned petty criminal), trashes the iHeart app with the fury of a thousand radio DJs, and discusses the national epidemic of grown men falling for fake Sheryl Crows proposing online. Somewhere between worrying about a bruise, contemplating living with a 70-year-old roommate, and losing iCloud storage to ghost podcasts, he accidentally invents “AI breakdown cinema” by making a video where he gets tranquilized in his own studio. Oh, and in Florida, you can get a free pizza for bringing in a dead python—because America’s just doing great. It’s chaos, it’s absurd, it’s Peaches.Check me out elsewhere! - facebook.com/brenden.peach instagram.com/brendenpeach Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem - feeds.transistor.fm/noon-hour-of-madness-mayhem Talking Between The Songs with Brenden Peach - feeds.transistor.fm/talking-between-the-songs
Ep 250Ep. 249 - I’ll Lick Ya: The Most Confusing Thing Mark Twain Ever Wrote - 10/14/2025
This episode of Peaches Pit Party is what happens when caffeine meets chaos and then gets possessed by an AI app. Peaches opens the show confessing his new addiction to Sora 2—the forbidden AI video generator that basically turned him into a digital Frankenstein. He somehow hacked his way in with expired invite codes, started creating unairable masterpieces full of swearing AI Peaches, and then dragged poor Viktor into it by sending him a code too.From there, we spiral into the saga of “Breadstick Girl”—a woman whose mugshot got turned into a viral hoax about hurling Olive Garden breadsticks over a tip dispute. Peaches can’t decide what’s more absurd: the fake story or the fact that people believed it. Then he pivots into his daily existential therapy session: childhood rules (no weekday video games!), BuzzFeed weird-parent behavior (no feeding your friends!), and his lifelong confusion over whether “I’ll lick ya” in Tom Sawyer was supposed to be threatening or just unhygienic.Sports? Sure—if you count an NFL quarterback knocking himself out with a resistance band and a hockey team selling a “Chum Bucket” made of popcorn, Pop-Tarts, and despair. Somewhere in between, Peaches debates scam calls, complains about voicemails with three seconds of dead air, and reads off Reddit’s list of blood-boiling inconveniences—like people who walk through the wrong Walmart doors or tape that won’t unstick.We also learn that Peaches’ AI doppelgänger doesn’t know if he’s fat or skinny, Dua Lipa brought out Billie Joe Armstrong (and Peaches wonders if it’s socially acceptable for him to attend her concert), and Miley Cyrus might resurrect Hannah Montana—which he’s both nostalgic and horrified about. Then comes the rant of the day: people making petitions to cancel Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl halftime show in favor of George Strait. Peaches declares both unwatchable and promptly crowns himself “D-bag of the day” for being petty to Walmart employees.From there, he spirals into home décor panic—realizing his apartment looks like a Funko Pop museum and maybe he’s too old for band flags. He wants plants now. And then the show caps off with a Florida Man–level news story: a meth-fueled arson suspect who ended his police standoff in exchange for a Dairy Queen Blizzard. Peaches dubs it “The Blizzard of Justice.”Finally, it’s To Peach Their Own: weird rules from listeners like “No swimming on Sundays because the devil’s in the water.” Peaches relates, muses about his baldness, and wraps up another episode of total mayhem with a heartfelt “Peach out.”
Ep 249Ep. 248 - Reese’s Pieces Are a Scam and I’ll Die on This Hill - 10/13/2025
Welcome back to Peaches Pit Party, where Brenden Peach kicks off the week walking like John Voight in Holes and ends it fighting with seagulls, haunted pumpkins, and ChatGPT itself. It’s Monday, October 13th, and Peach opens the show with his back broken like a retired NFL kicker, still recovering from hosting the In This Moment concert and refusing to see a doctor despite walking “like a gorilla with hands on everything.” He then immediately pivots into one of the most chaotic rants in PPP history — firing off about fired football coaches who still somehow make $50 million for doing absolutely nothing. Peach, with all the energy of a man powered by caffeine and hatred for the NCAA, declares that being paid millions to not work is the ultimate dream.But then… the birds strike. A horrifying tangent about avian warfare begins when Peach confesses that birds only poop on Rams, Jeeps, and Chevys — with dark cars being the biggest targets. Cue his traumatic California childhood flashbacks of open-air schools, outdoor lockers, and seagulls dive-bombing St. Patrick’s Day cookies like tiny airborne terrorists. He relives the horror of being personally pooped on (“plenty of times,” he admits) before proudly announcing his $9.99/month Pony Express car wash subscription as his revenge against nature.Things calm down (for about 30 seconds) before Peach starts roasting his girlfriend’s movie taste because she “hated” IT (2017), a movie he adores. He laments that his horror movie marathon dreams are being crushed and contemplates watching The Long Walk alone, declaring his love for “grotesque Cinderella body horror” while the rest of us are just trying to breathe. He then speedruns through NBA stats like a possessed ESPN intern — Nikola Jokić domination, Victor Wembanyama world takeover, Angel Reese walking for Victoria’s Secret, and the Cleveland Browns paying eight quarterbacks at once for doing absolutely nothing.Then, it’s time for Peach to completely unravel over Gordon Ramsay opening a gastropub in Downtown Disney. He reminisces about childhood trips where his parents said, “We’re not going to Disneyland, but we are going to Rainforest Café,” which he says was “like torture with animatronic monkeys.” He spirals into a rant about $25 Mickey burgers and $7 truffle fries “with no sides,” then calms himself by plugging the KBEAR 101 RMG YouTube channel like a man coming down from a rage high. He recalls interviewing The Funeral Portrait, where they roasted their bandmate Cody for not knowing how to swim or snap, and Peach regrets not calling them “the zestiest band this side of the Mississippi.”But the madness isn’t over. He rants about time speeding up, Halloween giveaways that sound like a literal scream, and his boomer-take hatred of phones at concerts. He blames Jade for taking “the worst photo ever of me” at the In This Moment show, saying he looked “like a thumb.” Then he hits listeners with his “Innocent Questions That Are Actually Offensive” segment — where he declares war on anyone who asks, “Did you go to school for that?” Peach compares his radio degree to a “stupid” but “necessary” journey that led him from TMZ to Idaho Falls and insists that no, he does more than “just talk between songs.”By the end, Peach’s descent into chaos peaks with a ranking of M&M flavors that sounds like a hostage negotiation. He praises Peanut Butter M&Ms as “superior to Reese’s Pieces,” drags Plain M&Ms into the dirt, and says anyone who brings him Reese’s Pieces when he asked for a Reese’s “should be ashamed.” Then — because reality doesn’t apply on this show — he covers a police chase involving a runaway inflatable pumpkin, jokes about cops shooting it down, and ends with a rant about the most annoying sounds at night: mosquitoes, neighbor dogs, car alarms, and Maddy not texting back from a snowstorm in Montana. It’s 90 minutes of total chaos, caffeine, and chaos about the chaos. Peaches Pit Party has never been more unhinged, and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Check me out elsewhere! – 👉 facebook.com/brenden.peach 👉 instagram.com/brendenpeach 🎙️ Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem 🎧 Talking Between The Songs with Brenden Peach
Ep 248Ep. 247 - A Woman Died on the Haunted Mansion and I Made It Worse - 10/09/2025
Welcome to the October 9th episode of Peaches Pit Party, otherwise known as the “Thursday before chaos” episode — or as Brenden Peach calls it, Pre-Friday, the most misleading day of the week. This one opens with Peach rattling off an unreasonably enthusiastic preview for the In This Moment show — like a man hyped on Monster and Advil — before slowly unraveling into a bizarre odyssey of lawsuits, zoo fights, dead Disney guests, and frog-based medical treatments.It starts innocently enough: haunted house giveaways, Halloween hype, and the upcoming “Black Mass Tour.” Then — BAM — LeBron James enters the chat. Apparently, the man tricked the world with a fake retirement teaser that turned out to be an ad for Hennessy, and now a guy who dropped $800 on Lakers tickets is suing him for emotional distress. Naturally, Peach follows that bombshell with the story of Mike Tyson trying to pay $10,000 to fight a gorilla because “he was bullying the other primates.” Yes. That’s a real sentence. Somewhere between LeBron’s “Le Decision” and Mike Tyson vs. Gorilla: Dawn of Stupidity, Peach also wonders how Hallmark actors make a living — before deep diving into the net worth of Jonathan Bennett from Mean Girls like it’s national security intel.Then things take a hard left into darkness when Peach recounts the story of a woman dying on Disneyland’s Haunted Mansion ride. He handles it delicately for about five seconds before nervously laughing and saying, “At least she didn’t die on the ride next to someone.” He then plays The Pretty Reckless – “For I Am Death” because, of course, he does. After that tonal car crash, Peach casually reports that a Twitch streamer named Fandy gave birth live on stream, and the internet watched like it was a nature documentary.Meanwhile, Peach’s own back is falling apart like a 20-year-old recliner. He hobbles through Costco, sees a former local radio legend, and pretends not to recognize him so he doesn’t have to limp over and say hi. Then — because the universe runs on irony — he finds a news story about an elderly woman in China who swallowed eight live frogs to cure her back pain, which immediately becomes his new recovery plan.The episode finishes with two top-tier Halloween stories: one couple’s insanely realistic burning-house display keeps triggering 911 calls, and a Kentucky man’s “decorations” — featuring fake dead bodies labeled after city officials — earn him a police visit and a terrorism charge. Somewhere between all of this, Peach coins the phrase “Fun-Filled Friday (F³)” and teases a mysterious video project like he’s Marvel Studios. It’s a fever dream of sports chaos, spooky news, and frog medicine — the only show where LeBron James, Mike Tyson, Disneyland death, and frog smoothies coexist in perfect, unhinged harmony. Check me out elsewhere! – 👉 facebook.com/brenden.peach 👉 instagram.com/brendenpeach 🎙️ Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem 🎧 Talking Between The Songs with Brenden Peach
Ep 247Ep. 246 - Maddie Kidd Thinks ‘Fireflies’ Saved Music - 10/08/2025
This episode of Peaches Pit Party starts like a fever dream inside a Cracker Barrel — Brenden Peach bursts in with breaking news that Dolly Parton is not dying, despite the internet’s collective meltdown. He admits he sprinted across the station yelling “DOLLY’S DYING!” before realizing she was literally just a little under the weather. From there, things spiral into a discussion about a 99-year-old man (who may or may not be allowed to say his own first name on-air), the second coming of the rapture that keeps getting rescheduled like a dentist appointment, and people who apparently sold their cars for the apocalypse. Then, Peach dives headfirst into the chaotic swamp of Sora AI videos — Martin Luther King Jr. in X Games, Stephen Hawking catching air off a halfpipe, Tupac vs. Michael Jackson wrestling in a Walmart — it’s the end times, but in 4K. He transitions beautifully (if that word even applies here) into horror movies, because apparently that’s how his brain works: Dolly, apocalypse, AI, then The Conjuring. Then we hit sports — Jerry Jones flipping off Jets fans, Kershaw roasting MLB owners, and a Taco Bell 50K marathon where you eat a burrito mid-run and pray for your intestines.By the time he gets to To Peach Their Own, Peach has completely lost faith in Rolling Stone’s credibility after they named Missy Elliott’s “Get Ur Freak On” the greatest song of the 21st century. Maddie Kidd joins in, passionately arguing that Fireflies by Owl City is a generational anthem, followed by A Thousand Miles by Vanessa Carlton — proving that chaos is genetic at KBEAR. The two spiral through what might be the most confusing debate in music history, involving Mr. Brightside, Billie Eilish, and Maddie’s horrifying belief that “Play That Funky Music” came out in the medieval era. Somewhere in there, we get Jamie Lee Curtis rescuing a kidnapped Sinclair dinosaur statue (yes, seriously), Mark Sanchez getting stabbed by a grandpa in Indianapolis, a best man shooting a wedding crasher, and Peach getting invited to be a groomsman in Georgia by a guy he’s only ever met on Discord. The show ends the only way it can — with Peaches asking listeners if Slipknot’s “Unsainted” might secretly be the greatest song of all time. This episode is pure chaos in a radio transmitter: Dolly’s alive, the rapture’s delayed, and Peach is very, very concerned about self-checkout lines for celebrities. Check me out elsewhere! – 👉 facebook.com/brenden.peach 👉 instagram.com/brendenpeach 🎙️ Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem 🎧 Talking Between The Songs with Brenden Peach
Ep 246Ep. 245 - The Water Tower That Made Idaho Cry - 10/07/2025
Welcome to the most chaotic episode of Peaches Pit Party ever broadcast—an auditory rollercoaster that starts with Peaches raging against AI slop reels and somehow ends with a cursed fruit gas leak in Germany. From the first second, Peaches unleashes on the internet’s dumbest commenters (“AI slop” warriors, we’re looking at you) before spiraling into a discussion about Baby Steps, a video game that literally punishes players for skipping cutscenes. Somewhere between mocking Taylor Swift’s follower count and inventing the term “fat snake escape” while describing trying to crawl out of his own bathtub on National Bathtub Day, Peaches creates the kind of unfiltered chaos that only makes sense on Idaho radio.Then things get even weirder. He plans to celebrate Idaho Falls’ WATER TOWER TRIBUTE BLOCK PARTY, where locals are apparently crying over concrete, asbestos, and lead paint. From there, Peaches dives headfirst into a Halloween “boo basket” rant, a woman’s unhinged tampon revenge scheme, and the tragic saga of his bathroom remodel gone wrong—all before confessing to hitting the “Assistance Needed” button at Walgreens and plunging the entire store into chaos. By the time we get to a German gas leak caused by a durian fruit, Peaches has somehow tied it all together with Facebook group drama, a psychic thief, a lottery winner who partied himself into the ICU, and the mysterious “Mall World” dream cult of TikTok.It’s a caffeine-free fever dream of radio energy, featuring equal parts confusion, rage, and genuine hilarity—classic Peaches Pit Party chaos.Check me out elsewhere! – 👉 facebook.com/brenden.peach 👉 instagram.com/brendenpeach 🎧 Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem – feeds.transistor.fm/noon-hour-of-madness-mayhem 🎙️ Talking Between The Songs with Brenden Peach – feeds.transistor.fm/talking-between-the-songs

“I Can’t Swim!” – The Funeral Portrait Tell Wild Tour Stories & Play Live Acoustic
bonusPeaches sits down with Lee, Caleb, & Cody of The Funeral Portrait for an unfiltered, hilarious, and surprisingly honest conversation before their show. They talk about what life on the road is really like — including RV bunk disasters, sleepless nights, and prepping for ShipRocked — plus some near-tragic boating stories along the way.Then, around nine minutes in, the band shifts gears with a beautiful in-studio acoustic set, performing haunting renditions of Dark Thoughts, Holy Water, and Suffocate City.
Ep 245Ep. 244 - AI Martin Luther King Wants Cheaper Game Pass - 10/06/2025
Welcome to the October 6th, 2025 episode of Peaches Pit Party, a fever dream of caffeine, chaos, and questionable life choices. Peaches begins this one broadcasting alone in the “sauna known as the Cannonball 101 Studio” while roasting his co-host Viktor Wilt for being “constantly sick, tired, or allergic to existing.” He recounts the Mudvayne/Static-X/Vended show from Friday night—where he was spotted by fans who still can’t believe he’s actually 6’9” (“What, did you think I was lying for brand purposes?!”)—and then relives his Twin Falls road trip that nearly ended in a Fast & Furious: Hydroplane Drift sequel. Five seconds of sliding, two white-knuckled fists, one wet seat, and zero lessons learned.Then it’s straight into the absurd: Peaches learns that over 600 people are stranded on Mount Everest and immediately volunteers Viktor to “go climb it and leave me alone.” Naturally, this segues into a rant about his trauma hike up Santiago Peak in California, which ended in 12 hours of pain and the most gluttonous In-N-Out order of his life (two 3x3s, animal fries, and a large shake—a true survival meal). From there, his studio lights start glitching into an RGB rave sequence, leading him to theorize that the KBEAR building is haunted. Probably by the ghosts of broken office chairs—chairs Viktor blames Peaches for destroying.The show spirals beautifully off the rails from there: he roasts the “I don’t understand the hype” crowd on social media, reacts to AI-generated Sora videos (like Martin Luther King Jr. saying “I have a dream that Xbox Game Pass was still $20”), and goes on a full gamer rant about ditching consoles for PC—because console gaming is “financial Stockholm syndrome.” Then he derails again into an Italian food saga about a Boston dad trying to order chicken parm in Italy using a Google Image from Olive Garden. Peaches is both horrified and impressed: “Wouldn’t you wanna try something different?!” Spoiler: chicken parm is not Italian.He praises KBEAR’s photographer Maddie for killing it in the pit at Mudvayne and Dead Poets Society shows, complains about “husky boys” sizes in JCPenney, and solemnly declares himself a veteran of the big and tall section. Then, in a segment that could only exist on this show, he covers a college student who confessed to car vandalism via ChatGPT, dubbing it “ConfessionGPT.” He caps it off with an unhinged rant about a Gen Z employee being monitored by spyware every 10 minutes, calling it “the Black Mirror version of micromanagement.” By the end, Peaches admits he’s in a negative mood, dubs the show Peaches’ Positivity Pit Party ironically, and drops one final truth bomb: “If my boss tracked me like that, I’d start logging ‘crying’ as a deliverable.”It’s everything—concert chaos, haunted lights, AI crimes, hydroplaning trauma, and a war against chairs. In short: another beautiful day in the Pit.Check me out elsewhere!📘 facebook.com/brenden.peach 📸 instagram.com/brendenpeach 🎙️ Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem – feeds.transistor.fm/noon-hour-of-madness-mayhem 🎧 Talking Between The Songs with Brenden Peach – feeds.transistor.fm/talking-between-the-songs
Ep 244Ep. 243 - Fat Bane vs. The Paranormal: Peaches’ Sleep Tape - 10/02/2025
Welcome to the pre-Friday madness known as the October 2nd episode of Peaches Pit Party — the audio equivalent of chugging a Monster, arguing with a self-checkout machine, and then buying concert tickets you can’t afford. Peaches kicks things off with a full-blown existential crisis about subscription services — Xbox Game Pass jumping to $30 a month has him ready to storm Microsoft HQ with a pitchfork and a “bring back $9.99” sign. His rant spirals into him realizing his entire adult life is just paying for gym memberships, Spotify, and the slow death of his will to cancel Netflix. Somewhere in there, he admits Facebook is listening to him and feeding him Xbox memes — because, let’s be honest, the algorithm knows when you’re broke and furious.Then, chaos shifts gears: Peaches details his hellish Friday lineup featuring back-to-back haunted house giveaways, Bert Kreischer tickets, and the Mudvayne/Static-X/Vended show in Pocatello — where he’ll probably be sprinting through the venue like a caffeinated mall cop trying to find signed guitars and lost winners. Somewhere in the chaos, he debates seeing a hyper-depressing R-rated movie The Long Walk (alone, because his girlfriend fled town like a smart person) before going full Idaho weatherman about how he prefers “cool” but not “cold.”In true Peaches fashion, the conversation derails into a fever dream about living in the Costco produce section, Quentin Tarantino’s Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair, and the sheer audacity of people paying $200 for pillows and $1,600 for temperature-controlled ones. He also wonders out loud if recording himself sleeping would turn into a paranormal activity highlight reel starring “Fat Bane with a CPAP.”But it gets weirder: Peaches finds a spider family living outside his apartment and has a full-on ethical meltdown about whether he should kill them, vacuum them, or adopt them as roommates. Naturally, this transitions flawlessly into him raging about fake AI-generated “RIP celebrity in heaven” posts — because apparently, the internet thinks Jane Goodall is chilling in the afterlife with Steve Irwin and a glowing golden monkey halo.By the end, Peaches bounces between a beer truck explosion in L.A., a haunted passport giveaway, and Ticketmaster price gouging for Sleep Token. He delivers his closing sermon: “Don’t fork over $800 for a concert unless it comes with eternal life and free tacos.” Then he peaces out, leaving behind the energy of a man who’s half radio host, half raving mall prophet.Check me out elsewhere!📘 facebook.com/brenden.peach 📸 instagram.com/brendenpeach 🎙️ Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem – feeds.transistor.fm/noon-hour-of-madness-mayhem 🎧 Talking Between The Songs with Brenden Peach – feeds.transistor.fm/talking-between-the-songs
Ep 243Ep. 242 - How I Accidentally Became the Fattest Bear of Ocean View High - 10/01/2025
Welcome to the October 1st episode of Peaches Pit Party, where chaos reigns supreme and Peaches somehow survives a week that looks like a caffeine-fueled tour through hell’s concert circuit. This episode opens with Peaches breathlessly recapping last night’s Chevelle–Asking Alexandria–Dead Poets Society show, where he sprinted around the Mountain America Center like a headless chicken trying to get guitars signed, fans happy, and names pronounced correctly (spoiler: he did not pronounce Jack Underkofler’s name correctly once). Somewhere between a bench interview and realizing his head can be spotted over any crowd, Peaches laments that concert season ends too soon—right before he has to dive into another triple stack of shows that will wreck his sleep schedule and probably his sanity.Then, he unveils his masochistic plan: 31 days of horror movies. The man’s trying to watch a scary movie every single night of October, even though he admits he’ll probably give up by day five when his girlfriend’s family needs help moving furniture. Between debating whether Get Out is even a horror movie and dragging A24 films for being “beautifully boring,” Peaches turns the segment into a full-blown manifesto against pretentious film nerds (looking at you, Viktor “Wictorvilt”).The chaos doesn’t stop there—no, Peaches goes on to discuss barefoot workplaces, the Costco cult, and a woman who literally broke her spine from yawning too hard. (She’s fine, by the way, but now fears yawns like they’re possessed.) He spirals into Idaho hypotheticals about driverless cars causing riots on the “Life in Idaho Falls” Facebook group and reminisces about a Jersey man covering his license plate with socks to dodge tolls. Somewhere in there, he casually references Fat Bear Week, admits he’d win “fattest graduate” of his high school class, and calls out Costco influencers for being one missed membership renewal away from an identity crisis.By the end, Peaches ties it all back to spooky season, asking listeners what the scariest horror movie they’ve ever seen is—while confessing that his own sleep schedule and overpacked week might actually be scarier than The Exorcist. The show closes in peak Peaches fashion: loud, unfiltered, and just slightly unhinged—because sanity is for the morning shows.Check me out elsewhere!📘 facebook.com/brenden.peach 📸 instagram.com/brendenpeach 🎙️ Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem – feeds.transistor.fm/noon-hour-of-madness-mayhem 🎧 Talking Between The Songs with Brenden Peach – feeds.transistor.fm/talking-between-the-songs
Ep 242Ep. 241 - Tall Guy Problems: My Body Is Apparently Blocking Happiness - 09/29/2025
This episode was basically Peaches going full WWE cage match against life itself. He opened by unleashing his rage at concerts — the eternal war between tall dudes and short complainers. Apparently, no matter where he stands, someone thinks he’s personally blocking their path to happiness, even when he’s literally in the back of the pit catching body shots from angry fans. Then the show pivoted into budgeting madness around the Dad Bod Contest, which spiraled into “how much money does radio actually blow on dumb ideas” while Peaches tried not to lose his mind.From there, things careened into chaos: dealerships that treat oil changes like hostage negotiations, casual dining restaurants charging $30 for burgers with “grandma’s secret seasoning,” and the rise of Chili’s as the one true king of cheap eats. But Peaches wasn’t done — he also tackled Bert Kreischer giveaways, haunting season hype with Lost Souls, Haunted Hospital, Haunted Mill, and Slaughter’s Realm, plus the looming promise of two Halloween songs per hour until October 31st, because KBEAR has officially become possessed by Juicity Vapor.Sports? Oh yeah, we got sports — but in Peaches world that means screaming about overpriced golf beer, MLB’s bizarre new “official hair growth partner,” and wondering if any bald dudes are actually saved by Nutrafol. Then the show got heavy: aging parents, bad posture, soda addictions, the passage of time — all packaged in the most “laugh so you don’t cry” way possible.And, of course, because Peaches can’t end without absurd chaos, we got internet threads about the biggest career mistakes people make, questions about whether Slipknot is officially dad rock, and his ongoing existential war with Bert Kreischer’s sense of time zones. By the time it ended, listeners were left with one conclusion: life is chaos, concerts are war, Chili’s is holy, and Peaches is somehow still standing in the middle of it all.Check me out elsewhere! –facebook.com/brenden.peach instagram.com/brendenpeach Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem Talking Between The Songs with Brenden Peach
Ep 241Ep. 240 - Lavender Peach & the Customer Who’s Never Right - 09/26/2025
Strap in because this episode was basically a rollercoaster with no seatbelts, one broken wheel, and a guy named Bert Kreischer screaming from the backseat. Peaches kicked things off mourning Ozzy while blasting Judas Priest, then immediately launched into the saga of his “interview from hell” with Bert Kreischer, who somehow thought Idaho existed in Pacific Time like it was an off-brand California. Between sending Zoom links like a desperate IT guy and watching the free trial clock of doom tick down, Peaches managed to host Traffic School powered by The Advocates and still keep his sanity (barely). Mid-show, he even abandoned the studio to get fleeced at a dealership oil change, because apparently car service departments hate employed people.From there, the chaos snowballed: Hollywood Undead prep, Ticket giveaways for Bert’s Permission to Party tour, Peaches openly despising the phrase “the customer is always right,” and fantasizing about telling rude customers to get wrecked. Then came the Shot Clock Sports Update, featuring $18 Michelob Ultras, MLB’s new official hair-growth partner (because nothing screams “America’s pastime” like follicle supplements), and Tony Hawk’s $1.15 million skateboard.We also got unhinged Taylor Swift commentary—Peaches roasted the “Taylor Effect” and contemplated naming his future kid “Lavender Peach,” which would guarantee a lifetime of bullying and trauma. Parking lot wars escalated with a woman getting run over in Winnipeg, leading Peaches to crown the SUV driver “Genius of the Day.” Food rants followed, dunking on $20 burgers with “special grandma seasoning” before ranking Chili’s, Olive Garden, and Texas Roadhouse like his life depended on it.Then the spooky season hype arrived: haunted passports, remote broadcasts, and two Halloween bangers every hour starting Monday thanks to KBear’s Rockin’ Halloween, haunted by Juicity Vapor (yes, that’s real). Existential dread seeped in as Peaches reminded himself that his parents are aging, soda is killing him, and his posture is garbage. And then—peak chaos—he told the story of a Chinese guy who got his HEAD stuck in a traffic light (yes, like Signal Head from some nightmare dimension), plus a kid who survived hitchhiking in a plane’s landing gear.Finally, the episode spiraled into debating whether Slipknot is dad rock (spoiler: yes), before Peaches roasted GTA V’s Trevor actor Steven Ogg for being too weird and too hippie to care about GTA VI. In conclusion: oil changes are scams, Taylor Swift names are cursed, Chili’s is God-tier, Bert Kreischer doesn’t know time zones, and Peaches somehow survived the most chaotic Friday in broadcast history.Check me out elsewhere! –facebook.com/brenden.peach instagram.com/brendenpeach Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem Talking Between The Songs with Brenden Peach
Traffic School Powered by The Advocates w/ Bert Kreischer – 09/26/2025
bonusWell, this was a tricky situation. I was supposed to do a quick 10-minute recorded interview with THE MACHINE — Bert Kreischer — at 8:15 AM. He didn’t show up on time (turns out he and his team thought East Idaho was in Pacific Time). So instead, we plowed straight into Traffic School Powered by The Advocates, which happens every Friday morning at 8:45. I kept the Zoom window open the entire time waiting for his arrival… and he FINALLY popped in at the very tail end of Traffic School. That means you get an unplanned, totally chaotic episode with live radio, Lt. Crain, distracted driving talk, sunflower seeds, and a bonus Bert Kreischer interview to top it off! Go see Bert Kreischer live at the Mountain America Center in Idaho Falls, ID on Friday, October 3rd. Get your tickets at bertbertbert.comIf you want to skip ahead to the Bert Interview, here you go! ;) - (45:06)
Ep 240Ep. 239 - Mayonnaise, Poop Spray, and the Rapture: Just Another Tuesday - 09/23/2025
This episode of Peaches Pit Party plays like a fever dream on a Monster Energy IV drip. We start with Peaches dunking on the cursed name “WrestlePalooza” like it’s a bad tattoo decision, then careen headfirst into the impending Halloween takeover of KBEAR, complete with leftover spooky music beds named “Stalker.” From there, we spiral into an Airbnb horror story about awkward host meet-and-greets and suspicious lawn photos, before crash-landing into a triple-stacked concert lineup that reads like a Hot Topic fever dream: Hollywood Undead, Chevelle, Point North, Mudvayne, Static X, Vended. Somewhere in the middle, Peaches casually reports on a guy setting a café on fire over mayonnaise, a teaching assistant blasting “poop spray” into an HVAC system, and a bus driver threatening to slow-cook children at 95 degrees. And it doesn’t stop — we also get Miami Hurricanes allegedly eating actual gator, the prophecy of the rapture, and a Florida woman weaponizing silly string at a bar. The chaos peaks when Peaches contemplates creating a “kitchen sink sandwich” from leftover Mongolian food and soda to rival TikTok stars, then softens to listener calls about baby cows, tiny camels, workplace appreciation, and black coffee. It’s part true crime, part county fair, part end-times sermon, and part morning zoo show with a death wish. By the time the episode ends, you’ve learned that people are hoarding Halloween candy like survivalists, ATMs can indeed be stolen with a pickup truck, and the only thing keeping the world together is Fat Bear Week and people yelling “CAMELS!” out their car windows. This is not a podcast episode; it’s a post-apocalyptic radio broadcast from a man who still finds joy in camels and bacon.
Ep 239Ep. 238 - Harvey Slicker once said, I Will Cook You All! - 09/22/2025
This episode of Peaches Pit Party was like falling headfirst into a haunted corn maze while Napoleon Bonaparte himself controls air traffic. It starts with Peaches talking about Outlier’s “Creature of the Night,” dragging Earth, Wind & Fire’s September meme into the Idaho airwaves like it’s 2014, and then swerving straight into Chevelle/Asking Alexandria giveaways with Finish That Lyric chaos. He mourns the sweaty end of summer while describing his bedroom as a “Costco dairy section,” then goes full spoopy-season hype man with haunted passports, scream tones, and Blackfoot (or “Blagfoot”) haunted attractions. From there it’s a fever dream of sports oddities—like a 58-year-old college football player, a retiring live buffalo mascot, and Eli Manning being asked to book steakhouse reservations by an entitled QB. Next, Peaches rants about car crashes, deer mating season, and California drivers melting in one drop of rain, before introducing us to Harvey Slicker, the 75-year-old bus driver who “cooked” children alive with a bus heater like some Looney Tunes villain. He whiplashes into gaming disasters (a fake Steam game scamming a cancer patient), his own PC obsession with digging games and supermarket sims, and the horror of AI chatbots telling people to kill their dads while other users propose marriage to their phones. Just as your brain adjusts, he drops an alligator-catching Dock Master saga, Napoleon’s napping air traffic controller forcing a plane to circle Corsica, Gen Z planning their futures on inherited wealth, “office frogging,” and the rise of tooth tattoos. It’s the first day of fall but Peaches somehow created a radio show that felt like a haunted theme park, a malware scam, and a weather report all at once.
Ep 238Ep. 237 - Arr! My Computer Can’t Run Cyberpunk but It Can Run This Show - 09/19/2025
This episode of Peaches Pit Party was like getting locked inside a Red Bull–soaked treasure chest with a capuchin monkey, three pirate ghosts, and a Furby that won’t stop laughing. Peaches kicked things off with Better Lovers and Alestorm to honor International Talk Like a Pirate Day, but immediately went off the rails, confessing his total lack of energy for a real pirate accent (his “Arr!” sounded like a tired lawnmower). From there, he lurched through a dizzying concert calendar—Hollywood Undead, Chevelle, Asking Alexandria, Mudvayne, In This Moment—like a human Ticketmaster on fire. He roasted the National Toy Hall of Fame for still excluding slime, scooters, and Tickle Me Elmo, then launched into apartment hacks about plungers, AC units, and filming every square inch of your new place like a low-budget paranormal show. He fantasized about planes wrapped in giant airbags bouncing like stress balls off the earth, gave an ode to garbage collectors and septic truck drivers, and mourned his inability to run Cyberpunk 2077 on the K-Bear work PC. The chaos climaxed with a monkey on the loose in North Carolina, a cocaine-carrying Louisiana teacher, the Ig Nobel Prize cow-zebra experiment, and listeners calling in with pirate-movie hot takes—from Captain Blood to Blackbeard’s Ghost to the eternally low-rated Yellowbeard. By the end, Peaches had transformed International Talk Like a Pirate Day into a sweaty fever dream of pop culture, personal confessions, and total radio anarchy. facebook.com/brenden.peachinstagram.com/brendenpeachNoon Hour of Madness & Mayhem - feeds.transistor.fm/noon-hour-of-madness-mayhemTalking Between The Songs with Brenden Peach - feeds.transistor.fm/talking-between-the-songs
Ep 237Ep. 236 - Renovations Wreck Relationships and My Toothpaste Is on the Wall - 09/18/2025
This episode begins with a sleep-deprived descent into chaos as the host recounts a melatonin-free dream of creeping around his parents’ empty house, Victor and Becca watching Poltergeist static, and him repeatedly leaping off the stairs yelling “Look, I’m Rey Mysterio!” as if paranormal luchador cosplay was a bedtime routine. From there the show ricochets through National Cheeseburger Day mania (McDonald’s 50¢ burgers, Culver’s price shaming, the endless war over pickles) and a wild call-in thread imagining burgers with Spaghettios, fried avocado, candied bacon, jalapeño jam, deep-fried eggplant, and whole grilled onions large enough to crush a small child. There’s an extended rant about how renovations wreck relationships — toothpaste on the back of picture frames, crooked collages, and carrying dressers up third-floor stairs while questioning your own life choices — all before pivoting to a Shot Clock Sports Update about Sean McVay tearing his plantar fascia, a Minnesota Vikings fan building a 15,000-piece Lego stadium, and Amazon Prime streaming extra hours of The Masters.The show then mutates into a satire of capitalism: Live Nation’s CEO claims concert tickets are underpriced, prompting a feral discussion about NBA benchwarmers making $20 million, the ethics of selling free tickets on Facebook Marketplace, and the physical manifestation of ticket-price stress as Victor’s mysterious shin pain (diagnosed live on air as possibly a blood clot, nerve compression, or dresser-moving trauma). From there we bounce to Dolly Parton’s Taco Bell order (Mexican pizza and mild sauce), a CPAP-in-Costco frozen section fantasy, a volcanic-ash government PSA showing Mount Fuji burying Tokyo, Samsung smart fridges inserting ads between your milk and your eggs, and a Scottish island where a herd of feral cows somehow received a package of Adidas sneakers. Finally, Sleep Token’s abs cause online meltdowns, Sabaton teams up with Johnny Hawkins, and the audience weighs in on what truly belongs on a burger. It’s a fever dream of burgers, blood clots, bureaucrats, and buff metal singers — exactly what your Thursday needed.
Ep 236Ep. 235 - Fantasy Football Undefeated Streak Saved by Jacoby Who? - 09/17/2025
This episode of Peaches Pit Party plays like a fever dream broadcast from a ticket-transfer purgatory. Peaches opens by running between the K-Bear studio and the Cannonball studio like a deranged postman because Ticketmaster refuses to let him transfer Chevelle tickets without sending a fresh code for every single pair. By the time the show starts he’s out of breath, but still manages to hype the looming Chevelle / Asking Alexandria / Dead Poets Society concert and his accidental addiction to a $5 Steam game called Keep Digging (dig to 1,000 meters, set off a nuke, repeat). He also unveils the new To Peach Their Own question: “What’s something you pretend to hate but secretly love?” which immediately turns into listeners confessing their love for Crocs, compliments, cheesy rom-coms, yacht rock, and one guy who sheepishly admits to bingeing K-Pop Demon Hunters.In between, Peaches swings hard into gamer mode — dissecting Grand Theft Auto VI’s May 2026 release and his fantasy of being a radio DJ voice in the game. Then comes a cascade of concert plugs (Static-X/Mudvayne in Pocatello, In This Moment at Mountain America Center, Halestorm possibly on the Aftershock lineup) and a “concert season is almost over” lament punctuated by snow in the Tetons. The sports update is pure chaos: NFL kickers smashing 50-yarders because they now get to shape footballs like Play-Doh, Tom Brady confusing everyone by being both a Raiders insider and Fox commentator, and US Open fans downing 738,459 honey-deuce cocktails.Peaches then veers into an age crisis triggered by Rams coach Sean McVay tearing his plantar fascia while celebrating, leading Peaches to recall throwing his own back out in a gym parking lot at 24. From there it’s an out-of-nowhere Pedro Pascal rant — including eye-infection selfies, an “industry plant” conspiracy, and a prediction of Pascal’s imminent downfall. He plugs the Crazy Figure Eight Car Races, rants about Chipotle opening in Idaho Falls (“No, we’re not California, calm down”), flexes on his office fantasy football league (still undefeated thanks to “Jacoby Lastname”), and closes on a very Idaho fall note: Costco’s four-pound pumpkin pie and the cult of “The Joy of Costco” book. The whole show is a live-action meme about adulthood: streaming anime with your kid, eating $6 pies, pretending to hate K-pop but humming it at work, and screaming about Ticketmaster codes while snow creeps toward the Tetons.
Ep 235Ep. 234 - The Only Podcast Where You Can Win Aftershock Passes and Hear About Stone Skimming Cheaters - 09/16/2025
This episode of Peaches Pit Party is what happens when you cram a Walmart holiday aisle, a Yellowstone geyser, and a metal festival lineup into a blender and hit “purée.” We kick off with Peaches discovering it’s 100 days until Christmas, then spiraling about Rexburg Walmart being looted of mirrors by returning college students. After plugging the Halfway Giveaway for Aftershock Festival (GA passes but BYO airfare), he whiplashes into In This Moment ticket giveaways and the upcoming crazy Figure-8 Car Races at the Rigby Fairgrounds. From there, the show takes a hard left into Yellowstone Park’s hat crisis — over $6,000 worth of sunhats, bucket hats, pizza boxes, and a ball cap literally reading “I pee in the lake” retrieved from geysers this year. This somehow segues into Peaches’ hat-size woes: his upcoming 1920s jazz party costume requires a fedora so large it could double as a satellite dish.Then it’s international sports absurdity: the World Stone Skimming Championships cheating scandal (stones secretly ground to perfect skipping size, judged by a device called the “Ring of Truth”), Peaches fantasizing about discovering his friend is a secret stone-skimming legend, and the surreal purchase of Fyre Festival’s trademarks by LimeWire. The sports update continues with Joe Burrow’s turf toe surgery, Tom Brady’s flag football comeback in Saudi Arabia, and NASCAR driver Ryan Blaney’s nephew hijacking his race radio mid-lap to cheer him on.The back half goes full “rock and roll group therapy.” Peaches dunks on Zach Bryan fence-hopping to fight Gavin Adcock, riffs on bizarre country artist names (“Braxton Moonshine,” “Theodore Spaghetti Strings”), and laments missing Bring Me the Horizon, Motionless in White, and The Plot in You while hyping up Chevelle and In This Moment shows. We then veer into Stephen King film adaptations, unread horror books collecting dust, and Atreyu’s suspicious online funeral stunt (RIP bio, atreyuisdead.com). Finally, the episode crescendoes with the Benson Boone cameraman urination scandal in Florida and a British dental hygienist who sued a coworker for $33,000 over repeated eye rolls. By the time Peaches and a caller start roasting bands they “want to like but just can’t” (Sleep Token, Pearl Jam, Volbeat, Coheed and Cambria), the episode has transformed into a live-action Onion article. It’s chaos, it’s music nerd confessions, it’s the only show where hats, haunted houses, and hardcore breakdowns collide.
Ep 234Ep. 233 - Win Aftershock Tickets (But Fund Your Own Chaos) - 09/15/2025
The September 15th episode of Peaches Pit Party is less a podcast and more a caffeinated scrapbook of chaos. Brenden “Peaches” Peach begins by raging against Command Strips, turning a simple poster-hanging project with his girlfriend into a war on adhesives. From there we swerve into the Half-and-Half Game, a Frankenstein audio challenge that lets you win Aftershock passes — but only if you also bankroll your own trip to Sacramento because, as Peaches stresses approximately 7,000 times, K-Bear is not paying for your gas, flights, or hotel. We take detours through holiday travel trauma, a Chili’s-induced road-trip meltdown, and a Google Flights oracle promising the cheapest plane tickets if you book on Halloween. Then it’s sports anarchy: Georgia Tech fans yeeting a goalpost into their president’s swimming pool, WrestleMania moving to Saudi Arabia, and a Jaguars employee gambling away $20 million on FanDuel. Peaches then invites you into horror-movie real estate hell — the actual Conjuring farmhouse, now in foreclosure and ready to haunt a new owner for $2 million. Lieutenant Crane swoops in with Crazy Figure Eight Car Race tickets, Apple confuses everyone with iOS 26, and Android users get roasted like Dr Pepper drinkers at a Pepsi convention. The episode then devolves into Peaches listing metal bands he just can’t vibe with (sorry Gojira, Opeth, Machine Head) while plotting future “To Peach Their Own” questions. As if that’s not enough, we get a crawl-space squatter arrest, a California woman registering her dog to vote (with an “I Voted” sticker pic, naturally), and a whiplash-inducing pivot to Steven Tyler, Joe Perry, and Yungblud’s mysterious collaboration that Peaches initially mistakes for a Tyler Perry cameo. The entire show feels like a roller coaster built in Thrillville Off the Rails — and Peaches is gleefully pulling the lever marked “derail.”
Ep 233Ep. 232 - Sell Plasma, Save a Raccoon, Meet Maria Brink - 09/12/2025
Today’s Peaches Pit Party podcast episode was like cramming a three-ring circus, a late-night gas station fever dream, and a nostalgia-fueled video game arcade into one hour of unfiltered chaos. Peaches barreled out of the gate with two massive giveaways — one sending listeners into the In This Moment VIP stratosphere (complete with Maria Brink meet-and-greets and onstage walkouts), the other launching a gladiatorial “Half & Half” audio challenge to win Aftershock festival passes — while simultaneously roasting anyone who thought flights, hotels, and gas were included (“Sell plasma, baby!”). From there, the show swerved into a full-blown horror movie of dead pets in a storage unit, then ricocheted into National Video Game Day where Peaches unleashed his inner retro-gaming gremlin, honking his “old game” horn at anyone who dared to mention Pong, Frogger, or Oregon Trail. Victor wandered in like a side-quest NPC carrying a bucket of Mudvayne entries while Peaches drew a winner live on-air, sparking a debate about handwriting gender stereotypes. We got a Shot Clock Sports Update that somehow crammed in Baltimore Ravens discount beer, Andy Murray’s post-tennis golf obsession, NASCAR rock-collecting tires, and Idaho officially crowned “Worst State for Sports Fans.” And just when you thought you’d heard it all, Peaches gleefully recounted a Chinese indie developer’s heartbreakingly weird Game Boy tribute to his deceased grandma, plotted to traumatize his girlfriend with notorious arthouse films, and then took a left turn into a heartwarming story of a Kentucky nurse performing CPR on a drunken baby raccoon. The episode ended in a dopamine hurricane of Pajama Sam nostalgia, Steam shopping cart chaos, and the horn of doom as listeners confessed their earliest gaming sins. It was equal parts morning zoo, funeral procession, and raccoon rehab center — the ultimate Peaches Pit Party energy.
Ep 232Ep. 231 - Ceramic Edgar Allan Poe on the Toilet - 09/11/2025
This episode of Peaches Pit Party careens off the rails like a shopping cart full of Edgar Allan Poe bathroom décor. Peaches opens by wrestling with the emotional weight of September 11th, only to pivot into a frenzy of concert giveaways, workplace jargon trauma, and an unfiltered hatred of Thanksgiving turkey. We’re treated to a Venezuelan government declaring Christmas in October, a ceramic Poe-on-the-toilet anecdote, TikTok travelers mistaking Tunisia for Nice, and a hall-of-fame rant about iCloud storage charges. Fantasy football dilemmas spiral into a father-son showdown about NFL survivability, while Peaches crowdsources the pettiest things people hate to pay for (spoiler: fry sauce and plastic bags make the list). There’s stalker-song paranoia featuring Hall & Oates, Blondie, and The Police, Idaho Preferred Month propaganda, Spirit Box heartbreak, Florida rain-based shoplifting excuses, and Uber helicopters because walking is for peasants. All of this is stitched together with shout-outs to Five Finger Death Punch, Babymetal, Halestorm, and the K-Bear 101 app — plus a brief existential breakdown over social media posting. This is not a podcast episode. It’s a fever dream disguised as local radio content, and you’re better off strapping in than trying to follow the logic.
Ep 231Ep. 230 - If You Could Only Eat Two Foods Forever, What’s On Your Plate? - 09/10/2025
On this absolutely feral episode of Peaches Pit Party, Peaches (still recovering from a zombie-grade sinus infection) careens from breaking news about Charlie Kirk getting shot at a Utah rally to unwrapping Bad Omens’ new pop-leaning single like a confused rock dad opening a glitter bomb. In between casually dunking on his own sleep schedule, Peaches spirals into the saga of a British train conductor who hasn’t slept in two years, accuses chocolate chip cookie dough of being the devil, and wonders aloud if chloroform counts as a bedtime strategy. The show detonates further with a rehash of the rogue Phillies “Karen” who stole a baseball from a kid, Peyton Manning begging Pope Leo XIV to appear on the Manningcast, and Mississippi State getting slapped with a half-million-dollar fine for storming the field. Then it gets truly chaotic: Peaches debates whether collectible monster toys called Labubus make people undateable, confesses his Funko Pops are the “modern fruitcake,” and rants about hacky sack skills dying out faster than AOL chatrooms. He laments deer’s kamikaze highway tactics, curses Idaho Falls traffic like it’s personally plotting against him, and then veers into sunscreen-flavored ice cream, tortellini versus Taco Bell combo meals, listener call-ins about shepherd’s pie and chicken-fried steak, and the mythic cheat codes of real life (“compliment strangers” and “be nice to maintenance people so they don’t leave your door unlocked all weekend”). By the end, it’s a fever dream of food cravings, nostalgia for Ocean View High’s dark room, and UFO-style mystery booms in New Jersey. This episode is part AM shock jock, part cooking show, part paranormal radio, and 100% Peaches slowly losing his mind in real time.
Ep 230Ep. 229 - I Trusted Command Strips and They Betrayed Me Like Judas - 09/09/2025
This episode was a fever dream of Peaches trying to convince the world he’s the best boyfriend ever because he carried a couch up three flights of stairs, while also nearly dying from a one-day plague. In between coughing fits and flexing about his heroism, he waged open war against Command Strips, which betrayed him like a treacherous ex by yeeting his prized ticket shadow box and a Long Beach print straight to the floor in the dead of night. From there, he spiraled into fantasy football glory, bragging about his week-one domination while simultaneously plotting a giant loser-shaming trophy courtesy of his family’s trophy shop. Sports chaos continued with NFL fans smacking players in the helmet, Phillies Karen stealing baseballs, and the Savannah Bananas trolling the entire concept of sanity. Then Peaches wondered what the fourth-best city in America is (spoiler: it’s definitely not San Francisco unless you’re into poverty-level hill sprints). Somewhere in the chaos, he roasted Gen Z for allegedly being too terrified to pump gas, mocked a TikToker for making pasta mid-flight, and marveled at a drunk Canadian dude joyriding in a pink Barbie Jeep. By the time aliens entered the conversation—demanding humanity’s proof of worth—listeners decided the only things worth saving Earth for were music, dogs, and maybe tacos. Oh, and Phillies Karen officially achieved internet immortality while Peaches feared his own “Karen moment” could someday be immortalized over a Dairy Queen Blizzard. Truly a descent into madness, one Command Strip at a time. Check me out elsewhere! - facebook.com/brenden.peachinstagram.com/brendenpeachNoon Hour of Madness & Mayhem - feeds.transistor.fm/noon-hour-of-madness-mayhemTalking Between The Songs with Brenden Peach - feeds.transistor.fm/talking-between-the-songs
Ep 229Ep. 228 - When You Post “Congrats Taylor” and Accidentally Start World War III - 08/26/2025
This episode of Peaches Pit Party was absolute chaos from the jump. It kicked off with a gladiator-style cage match over Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s engagement, with Peaches trying to play it cool by saying “congrats” while Viktor Wilt went full doomsday preacher about how marriage should be banned and Taylor’s music is “mid.” The conversation spiraled into Google showering confetti, Swifties forming an invisible army, and Peaches just trying to survive. From there, the episode rocketed into a fever dream where BarkAir, a luxury dog-only airline, charges $6,000 per flight so influencers can jab Ozempic into their poodles before buckling them into private jets. Then it was onto the sports world, where a Michael Jordan/Kobe Bryant card sold for nearly $13 million, MLB announced a Field of Dreams game in an Iowa cornfield, and the University of Oklahoma decided press conferences are now pay-per-view events.Meanwhile, Spotify decided to invent breakup DM purgatory, Southwest Airlines unveiled a “too-big tax” for passengers who don’t fit neatly into their sardine seats, and Peaches delivered an emotional TED Talk on toilet paper, mullets, and the crime of leaving every cabinet door open in his apartment. A mid-flight passenger tried smoking in the bathroom and nearly derailed a plane, Peaches’ girlfriend Aubrey became a saint by revealing his shower tiles were actually white (not yellow), and Chipotle announced burritos will soon be falling from the sky via drones. Canada joined the madness with a politician strapping on 360 neckties for a Guinness World Record no one asked for, while Colonel Sanders’ evil twin whipped Peaches with a lanyard at a Volbeat show for being too tall.As if that wasn’t enough, a 47-year-old man at a Suicide Boys concert assaulted a teenage girl over lawn seating, proving humanity is doomed. And somehow, despite all of this, Peaches Pit Party ended with an epic debate over the greatest cereal of all time, ranging from humble oats to sugar-loaded s’mores in a bag. In short: this episode was like being trapped in a carnival ride built by billionaires, Swifties, and airline CEOs — terrifying, hilarious, and unforgettable.Check me out elsewhere! - facebook.com/brenden.peachinstagram.com/brendenpeachNoon Hour of Madness & Mayhem - feeds.transistor.fm/noon-hour-of-madness-mayhemTalking Between The Songs with Brenden Peach - feeds.transistor.fm/talking-between-the-songs
Ep 228Ep. 227 - Darla the Wonder Dog > Every Celebrity Ever - 08/25/2025
This episode of Peaches Pit Party was a full-on fever dream fueled by lemongrass oil, rage against Cracker Barrel paint colors, and the eternal battle of Twin Falls vs. Rexburg. Peaches kicked things off by admitting he survived his first professional massage without falling through the table (barely), only to spiral into a weekend of “anxiety cleaning” before his birthday trip home. Then came the legendary saga of Darla the Wonder Dog, Lou Brutus’s iconic sidekick, who lived a rock ‘n’ roll life longer than most metal bands’ careers. The show lurched into chaos with the “Muddled Vein” contest, where a distorted Mudvayne track nearly broke callers’ brains until Mike—local hero and possible prophet—guessed “Happy.” Sports updates spiraled into rants about the Cincinnati Bengals’ cheapness, Netflix stealing baseball, and why watching football all day makes you a basement goblin.But things only got weirder: a Donkey Kong watermelon-smashing odyssey, a fishing spot catfishing scam straight out of “Redneck Ocean’s Eleven,” and Peaches going scorched-earth on celebrities people irrationally hate (Nick Jonas’s cauliflower hair, Fred Durst’s dumb flat-bill hat, and apparently Freddie Mercury himself?!). Toss in a full roast of Cracker Barrel’s dull gray rebrand, Hooters shorts policy chaos, a Costco Labor Day prophecy, and tacos—so many tacos—that students in Mexico broke world records with a frying pan the size of a UFO. Peaches wrapped it all up with mustard connoisseurship, fridge archeology, and the kind of listener calls that make you question if Idaho’s air supply is laced with Axe body spray. In short, this episode was part stand-up comedy, part therapy session, and part apocalyptic carnival ride.
Ep 227Ep. 226 - Cracker Barrel Changed the Logo and Ruined My Life - 08/22/2025
It’s Friday in the Pit and Peaches is riding the wave of Cracker Barrel logo rage with a fake “Cracker BEAR 101” rebrand. From clueless people who never know when concerts are happening to interior designers declaring war on TVs and microwaves, it’s another day of chaos.The big To Peach Their Own question: “What animated movie is a 10 out of 10?” Listeners throw down their favorites, from Disney classics to Pixar gut-punches, and Peaches learns that Spirited Away is not about a horse.Elsewhere on the show:Concert Alert – Mudvayne, Static-X & Vended coming October 3rd, with a new “Muddled Vein” ticket giveaway starting Monday.Interior Designer Nicholas Fairford’s “vibe killers” list: TVs, microwaves, drying laundry, overhead lights, and dusty candles. Peaches isn’t impressed.Ideal dinner times vs. reality when your girlfriend’s family eats at 9 PM.Shot Clock Sports Update: WWE to ESPN earlier than planned, MLB eyeing shorter seasons, NFL refs cracking down on “poor sportsmanship.”Netflix launches Astrology Hub to recommend shows by zodiac sign. Peaches roasts it.Cracker Barrel vs. Steak ’n Shake beef — literally millions lost over a logo change.TikTok Airport Worker fired for oversharing behind-the-scenes codes.Pretend Drunk Guy Arrested for lying in a ditch in Iowa.20 Tons of Ribeye Cooked on a Missouri Highway after a truck fire (first responder was vegan).Listener calls in with his daughter “Ellie” (named after Up) for a Pixar tear-jerker discussion.Another packed Friday full of rants, bad logos, and way too much steak.
Ep 226Ep. 225 - Max The Wonder Fish - 08/20/2025
It’s National Radio Day, and Peaches is dragging his way through hump day with bison taunting tourists, window seats without windows, and a whole list of phrases he absolutely can’t stand anymore. From “I was today years old” to “work wife/work husband,” nothing is safe.In To Peach Their Own, the big question is: “What’s a phrase people use these days that you just can’t stand?” The answers range from annoying Gen Z slang to classic office jargon that should’ve died years ago.Elsewhere in the show:United & Delta facing lawsuits for fake “window seats.”The NBA and NBPA both backing limits on prop bets to cut down on player harassment.NFL Crocs are officially a thing (yes, with claws and horns).NASCAR considering loosening limits on Cup drivers in the Truck and Xfinity series.Dumb song lyrics that don’t make sense — from “I Want It That Way” to Owl City’s “Fireflies.”Nickelback fans in British Columbia caught in DUI checkpoints outside a concert.Jillian Michaels firing back at Netflix’s Biggest Loser docuseries with “receipts.”Prisoners in Australia allegedly eating shelter guinea pigs.A library book returned 82 years late.A Kentucky woman going full Carrie Underwood on her ex’s car.The world’s oldest chicken, Pearl, and Peaches’ own childhood fish Max.A blind man regaining his sight thanks to a surgery involving his tooth.Packed, weird, and hilarious — just another Wednesday in the Pit.
Ep 225Ep. 224 - My Leg is a Grapefruit: A Bug Story - 08/19/2025
Peaches starts the show by commenting on how fast the summer of 2025 has gone by. He talks about getting two severe bug bites, one that swelled to the size of a grapefruit on his knee and another that made his knee swell to a "grapefruit sized sphere". He also mentions a new study suggesting that the Skrillex song "Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites" could act as a mosquito repellentHe discusses several unusual news stories, including men getting leg-lengthening surgery in Istanbul, a woman in NYC turning her apartment into a Titanic shrine, and a new Guinness World Record for the most roller coasters ridden in one week. He also touches on some "freaky stuff happening with animals" , such as rabbits with tentacles , squirrels with oozing warts , and wild pigs in California turning neon blue from eating rat poison. He warns listeners about a possible FDA alert regarding radioactive shrimp sold at Walmart.Peaches shares some personal anecdotes, including the time his catalytic converter was stolen from his car , his emotional attachment to his Funko Pops , and how his father has been a business owner for a long time. He also talks about his fear of being falsely accused of something.Finally, Peaches shares listeners' answers to the "To Peach Their Own" question of the day: "What's the smallest, dumbest purchase you've ever made that brought you ridiculous amounts of joy?". Responses included silly putty, a tiny succulent plant, and a gold, sparkly platypus. One caller talked about how she was very excited about a $2 3D-printed spider she bought, even after spending $400 on a sword for her partner.
Ep 224Ep. 223 - The Zoo Ate My Pony - 08/18/2025
Peaches is back after a whirlwind weekend that included a wedding, wardrobe malfunctions, and a Walmart dash for emergency pants. On today’s show, he breaks down the quirks of being a tall guy at weddings, the rise of ChatGPT-written wedding vows, and why dog people might just be the wildest people in restaurants. Viktor makes his return from Washington with fridge magnets in tow, and the two riff on everything from zoo ponies becoming lion snacks to the dangers of AI catfishing.The Shot Clock Sports Update covers Packers throwback leather-look helmets, tortilla-throwing drama in Texas, and the first Olympics set to sell venue naming rights. Plus, Peaches dives into fantasy football chaos in the office draft, Ice Nine Kills’ canceled Boise show, and Bad Omens’ new European tour.For To Peach Their Own, Peaches asks listeners: “What have you aged out of?” From loud restaurant music to standing-room-only concerts, the answers will hit close to home. And in What The Headline, an Illinois man named Michael J. Fox learns the hard way that you can’t time travel out of a DUI. Add in a debate on backing into parking spots, lottery winners splurging on thicker baloney, and scams involving fake Jelly Roll, and you’ve got another packed episode of Eastern Idaho’s favorite Pit Party.

Traffic School - 08/15/2025
bonusWhen Viktor Wilt’s out, things get… unpredictable. This week on Traffic School Powered by The Advocates, Peaches slid into the host’s chair alongside Maddie Kidd and Lt. Crain for a no-holds-barred ride through real road advice, wild listener calls, and plenty of unexpected detours. From debates over who could outrun the cops, to figure-eight car race hype, to DMV nightmares (looking at you, Tater), every minute had that “only on live radio” energy. Listeners chimed in with everything from busted Subaru war stories to the legality of buying cars without titles, myths about which vehicles get pulled over most, and even rumors about Peaches’ personal life. Lt. Crain dished out genuine safety tips and law insight between laughs, while Maddie brought the sass and chaos. If you missed it, you missed a masterclass in how traffic talk can veer wildly off-road in the best way possible.
Ep 223Ep. 222 - The Halloweener Incident - 08/13/2025
On today’s Peaches Pit Party, Peaches takes listeners on a rollercoaster of sarcastic commentary, nostalgic throwbacks, and the strangest headlines you didn’t know you needed. He opens with a deep dive into the Farmer’s Almanac winter forecast for Idaho, calling out the bold predictions and poking fun at its shaky track record. That naturally leads into a rant about unpredictable Idaho weather and how it fuels his pre-flight anxiety when heading home to California.With back-to-school season in full swing, Peaches sparks the To Peach Their Own conversation: “What’s something from school that still sticks with you to this day?” Listeners and Peaches share everything from the smell of the cafeteria and shaving cream desk cleanings to marching band cadences and locker combination anxiety. Peaches even recalls the time he got in trouble in preschool for repeatedly calling a classmate “The Halloweener.”In between, he weighs in on a study claiming couples who gossip are happier, takes shots at celebrity gossip hypocrisy, and recounts a quadruple date at a Weird Al show. Sports updates cover Texas being preseason #1 but still an underdog, MLB postseason dates, and a Cleveland triathlon competitor who ran the course in jorts.Other highlights include:WalletHub naming Idaho the #2 best state to live in.The Breaking Bad house going up for sale for nearly $4M.A mysterious UK “Silent Man” blocking traffic for a decade.A Reddit user announcing an engagement to an AI chatbot.The growing “Labooboo” plush craze now inspiring theft in California.His rental car dilemma for an upcoming trip.A plea for listeners to eat lunch and not skip meals.A concert calendar rundown including 311, Nine Inch Nails, We Came As Romans, and Pantera.The show wraps with more listener calls for To Peach Their Own, hilarious childhood school stories, and the signature sign-off — Peach Out.
Ep 222Ep. 221 - Can't Breathe? Blow Into This Conch Shell! - 08/12/2025
Join Peaches for a jam-packed episode of "Peaches Pit Party" on K Bear 101, where he tackles everything from rock legends to competitive eating and bizarre news. In this episode, Peaches discusses radio drama involving Howard Stern, who is reportedly frustrated that podcaster Alex Cooper's show is outperforming his streaming numbers on SiriusXM. The conversation also delves into a recent tattoo Victor got of Ozzy Osbourne's signature, a decision that surprised Peaches given Victor's past stance on getting an artist's name tattooed.On a lighter note, Peaches shares the story of a minor league baseball team's six-foot-long hot dog called "The Land of 10,000 Calories," which competitive eaters Joey Chestnut and Notorious BOB finished in under 29 minutes. The show also covers the curious case of a collegiate swimmer whose team was stripped of their national championship title because he tested positive for excessive caffeine. Peaches also reacts to NBA player Tyrese Maxey's summer challenge of learning how to use a can opener, a struggle Maxey shared on Instagram Live.In the "To Peach Their Own" segment, listeners call in to share their best travel destinations, including Garmisch, Germany, Yellowstone National Park, and Stanley, Idaho, with detailed reasons for their choices. Don't miss this one!
Ep 221Ep. 220 - The Quest for an 8-Foot-Tall Loser Trophy - 08/11/2025
Join Peaches on a jam-packed Monday as he books a week-long vacation home for his upcoming 29th birthday on August 29 and his dad's 60th birthday on September 2. He discusses his recent trip to see "Weird Al" Yankovic, calling it one of the best live shows he’s ever seen, and his reaction to the new Bad Omens track, "Spectre".Later, Josh from Classy 97 joins the show to judge comedian Judson Veach's list of the worst things to be good at, including pickleball, fantasy football, and cornhole. Peaches and Josh debate the merits of a giant, obnoxious "loser trophy" for their fantasy football leaguePeaches also delves into other viral topics, such as the internet's outrage over the new minimalist Cracker Barrel redesign and the 2025 War of the Worlds remake, which debuted with a 0% critic score on Rotten Tomatoes. The movie's poor quality has made it an unexpected internet sensation, with viewers hate-watching it and creating memes.You'll also hear about:Brewers manager Pat Murphy and his habit of eating pancakes in the dugout.The announcement that AOL is officially shutting down its dial-up internet service on September 30.The crowning of Petunia, a hairless English French bulldog mix, as the "World’s Ugliest Dog 2025".A bizarre incident in Burbank, California, where a woman got stuck in a Chuck E. Cheese arcade game.A fun and unique call-in segment asking listeners what they think is overrated.
Ep 220Ep. 219 - We Get MILDLY evil! - 08/07/2025
Peaches dives into a whirlwind of topics. He kicks off the show by recounting a frustrating issue with his iPhone 14 Pro Max and a failed attempt to clean the charging jack with 70% isopropyl alcohol, which he later discovered might have ruined his microphone. This leads into a discussion about unhygienic habits, specifically the common practice of using a phone on the toilet and eating without regularly cleaning it. Peaches then shares a peculiar observation from an Ask Reddit thread about people placing tortillas on top of the unclean grocery store packaging.The conversation shifts to more outlandish topics, including a story about women using dating apps to find handymen for DIY projects and his own confession that he's done something similar in the past. Peaches also vents about the high cost of paper towels and toilet paper. He shares a news story about a 26-year-old German tourist who was fined €1,200 and banned from driving for six months after riding a motorcycle naked in Malta. In a surprising turn, he also talks about the NFL's new rule banning teams from providing ammonia and smelling salts to players, a decision that has a player like George Kittle distraught.The episode delves into personal anecdotes, with Peaches sharing his longest-held grudges, including one against his high school basketball coach. He also recalls a past dream about being kicked off the basketball team and a more recent, unsettling dream about his mom, which he is now scared might be a premonition.Wrapping up the show, Peaches presents a question to his listeners: "You get $1,000 every time you do something mildly evil. What's your go-to move?". Callers offer a range of creative answers, from stealing a person's left shoe to gluing dollar coins to the sidewalk for people to find. The episode is a wild ride through hygiene, sports, personal fears, and the humorous side of human nature.