
Peaches Pit Party
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Ep 288Ep. 287 - The Timeout Box Would Have Ended Me - 12/22/2025
Peaches Pit Party from Monday, December 22nd, 2025 / Peaches clocks in from the Cannonball 101 studio once again after the KBEAR studio remains lifeless, dark, and suspiciously abandoned, opening the show by confirming he did not win the billion dollar Powerball and immediately questioning Viktor’s mysterious absence three days before Christmas. Recording the afternoon show before most people finish their first coffee, Peaches unloads on holiday timing logic, why coming back to work for a single Friday after Christmas is insulting, and how gifting his dad a book he will never read somehow still feels generous. The episode swerves into a deeply unsettling story about an elementary school timeout box that looks like something designed by a low budget prison architect, prompting Peaches to reflect on his own childhood discipline record and the certainty that he physically would not have fit inside it. From there, the show barrels through a strange seasonal limbo where radio prep disappears, studios break, PTO math makes no sense, and the year refuses to fully end.Sports stories spiral into fan behavior, including a Lions fan learning firsthand why chirping DK Metcalf is a dangerous hobby, a rogue NFL firework choosing violence, and Peaches openly celebrating Anthony Joshua rearranging Jake Paul’s jaw. Traffic School uncertainty resurfaces as Peaches breaks down Idaho intersection etiquette, Christmas light covered vehicles turning Sunnyside Road into a distraction gauntlet, and the ongoing mystery of when Lieutenant Crain will return to answer the internet’s loudest driving questions. Somewhere in the middle of all this, Peaches ignites a surprisingly passionate soda civil war, declaring Dr Pepper overrated and discovering its fanbase behaves exactly like a pop music fandom with internet access, while Pepsi and Coke sit quietly watching the fight.The episode continues its descent with adult aquarium sleepovers that raise more logistical questions than excitement, including CPAP placement and whether fish judge you while you sleep. Peaches bonds with Sigourney Weaver over mutual confusion surrounding pretentious movies, unloads on cinema snobs who demand specific formats and symmetrical shots, and questions why anyone needs three hours to explain a bomb. Christmas debates return as Peaches defends warm weather holidays, criticizes snow as a transportation hazard disguised as tradition, and admits adulthood has reduced his wish list to correctly sized T shirts. The back half of the show stacks one bizarre headline after another, including decorated tree stumps replacing actual trees, a ceremonial funeral for the penny complete with costumes, and the Pope landing on Vogue’s Best Dressed list while doing absolutely nothing different except existing in better fabric than everyone else.Peaches wraps the episode acknowledging the end of year content drought, promoting future concerts as socially acceptable gift solutions, and limping toward Christmas with a broken studio, an exhausted calendar, and just enough energy left to press play on one more song before escaping for the week.Check me out elsewhere!facebook.com/brenden.peachinstagram.com/brendenpeachNoon Hour of Madness & Mayhemfeeds.transistor.fm/noon-hour-of-madness-mayhemTalking Between The Songs with Brenden Peachfeeds.transistor.fm/talking-between-the-songs
Ep 287Ep. 286 - The Day the KBEAR Studio Died and Took My Sanity With It - 12/19/2025
Peaches Pit Party from Friday, December 19th, 2025 / Peaches limps into the afternoon broadcasting from the Cannonball 101 studio after the KBEAR 101 board flatlines mid-morning, setting the tone for a show held together with sweat, sarcasm, and sheer stubbornness. He breaks down the quiet panic of finding Viktor mysteriously missing before learning the studio itself had simply given up on life, forcing a temporary exile into what he describes as a climate-controlled punishment box. From there, the episode spirals through end-of-year retail dread, the Hunger Games atmosphere of Super Saturday shopping, and the modern miracle of avoiding Walmart entirely through delivery. Peaches then detours into a cautionary tale about posting memes online after a Tennessee law enforcement officer ends up jailed over a Facebook post, pivots into celebrating Jennifer Brown winning the Merry Axe-Mas signed guitar, and rattles off a frighteningly stacked 2026 concert calendar that suggests nobody’s wallet is safe next year.The madness keeps rolling with sports updates that include Shohei Ohtani memorabilia potentially selling for mortgage money, the Washington Nationals handing the franchise keys to people younger than most assistant coaches, and a Texas high school running back who appears to be operating on rookie-mode difficulty. Peaches dives into influencer culture when iShowSpeed allegedly learns the hard way that beating up a robot on camera can come with a seven-figure receipt, then recounts a Vegas nightmare where a lawyer wakes up handcuffed and mysteriously down $75,000. A Denver venue called Your Mom’s House gets seized for unpaid taxes, proving some jokes age better than business plans. Candy packaging grievances, Christmas movie arguments, and the discovery that Tom Hanks secretly voiced half of The Polar Express all collide before Peaches takes aim at Megadeth, openly questioning whether Dave Mustaine has quietly outsourced his lyrics to artificial intelligence while also plotting a retirement tour that lasts longer than most marriages.The back half of the show leans fully into observational spirals: thrift store cash finds that feel suspicious at best, rogue reindeer shutting down Los Angeles traffic, existential confusion over Christmas not feeling like Christmas, and a grudging respect for Classy 97’s holiday music dominance. Peaches wraps the episode by admitting the radio prep well has run dry for the year, previewing a short holiday work week, and sprinting toward time off before the building collapses again. It’s a long, strange, overheated afternoon that somehow covers studio disasters, fake TikTok miracles, robot lawsuits, AI metal lyrics, and why lifting a bag of chips in a Vegas hotel room can financially ruin you — all without ever fixing the studio.Check me out elsewhere!facebook.com/brenden.peachinstagram.com/brendenpeachNoon Hour of Madness & Mayhem – feeds.transistor.fm/noon-hour-of-madness-mayhemTalking Between The Songs with Brenden Peach – feeds.transistor.fm/talking-between-the-songs
Ep 286Ep. 285 - I Cannot Do a Push-Up and the Camel Knows It - 12/18/2025
Peaches Pit Party from Thursday, December 18th, 2025 / Peaches opens the show in full last-minute holiday mode, admitting defeat to procrastination as he panic-shops for peach-themed gifts and spirals into a deeply specific memory involving a decorative peach tree, a teenage blow-up, and a moment that permanently defined his family dynamic. From there, a harmless five-dollar fishing game turns into an accidental late-night therapy session with friends scattered across the country, triggering reflections on getting older, distance, and why Discord may be the only thing keeping adulthood tolerable. The mood sharpens when Peaches breaks down Holiday Heart Syndrome, tying it directly to his own AFib diagnosis, ER visit, CPAP wake-up call, and the uncomfortable realization that he may no longer be able to confidently perform a single push-up.The show pivots into National Re-Gifting Day confessions that range from quietly disappearing unwanted office gifts to openly debating whether certain items deserve a second life or the trash can. That leads into a full-blown domestic reckoning as Peaches admits his apartment is filled with decades-old cups, questionable cabinets, and enough clutter to justify a listener-approved public shaming if he fails to clean it up by Monday. Meanwhile, behind the scenes radio reality sets in as he mentally prepares to hand-cut hundreds of giveaway entries with busted scissors for Merry Axe-mas, questioning why so much effort always ends with one winner and a paper cut.Sports headlines bring vocal-cord-blown coaches, bargain Olympic ticket promises, and a parade of absurdly branded bowl games before Peaches unloads on football stereotypes after Puka Nacua dismisses concussions and his brother allegedly treats a Lakers player’s vehicle like a free rental. The holiday absurdity escalates when a live camel joins a Houston nativity scene and responds by flooring a woman mid-performance, prompting Peaches to side entirely with the camel and question every adult involved in approving livestock theater. The tone softens with a genuinely heart-warming Portland toy drive story that sounds fake until you realize it has quietly raised hundreds of thousands of dollars for hospitalized kids.From there, Peaches rants about overheated holiday houses, family gatherings that feel like endurance tests, grandparents who preferred waiting in the car over human interaction, and why ugly Christmas sweaters become a biological threat indoors. Television gets dragged next as My Strange Addiction returns with raw meat diets, snake hoarders, and the uncomfortable question of who actually signs these people up. Music discourse takes a sharp left turn when Barack Obama’s favorite songs list collides with Peaches’ own metal sensibilities, resulting in live disbelief over a song literally titled Metal that contains absolutely none of it.Florida headlines deliver a woman who steals a U-Haul to drive herself to court for a federal crime, proving once again that the state remains undefeated. Advent calendars get obliterated next, from overpriced Red Bull boxes to a ten-thousand-dollar whiskey briefcase that Peaches would resent owning out of spite alone. The episode wraps with a local Reddit rant about missing snow, Idaho Falls traffic doom posting, distracted drivers at stoplights, and a perfectly timed plug for Traffic School Powered by The Advocates, closing out a show that somehow manages to juggle personal vulnerability, regional frustration, and holiday nonsense without ever pretending it has its life together.Check Me Out Elsewherefacebook.com/brenden.peachinstagram.com/brendenpeachNoon Hour of Madness & Mayhemfeeds.transistor.fm/noon-hour-of-madness-mayhemTalking Between The Songs with Brenden Peachfeeds.transistor.fm/talking-between-the-songs
Ep 285Ep. 284 - If I Win the Powerball I Am Quietly Disappearing - 12/17/2025
Peaches Pit Party from Wednesday, December 17th, 2025 / Peaches opens the show by nearly getting launched into low orbit by Idaho winds, immediately establishing that the weather is actively trying to fight the community, before spiraling into a surprisingly academic breakdown of how often LeBron’s name shows up in music and why Kobe still absolutely clears everyone in lyrical shoutouts. From there, the episode zigzags into behind the scenes radio reality as Peaches explains why phones stop getting answered after five, how a stubborn export almost derailed a major Metalbirb interview, and why posting schedules now feel like running air traffic control for Facebook, Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube all at once. The show then pivots into generational economics with a brutally honest autopsy of why Harley Davidson struggles to appeal to younger buyers, including Peaches painting a vivid picture of how ridiculous he would look rage driving away on a sport bike built for someone half his size. Holiday arguments arrive right on cue as Peaches plants his flag firmly in the artificial Christmas tree camp, questioning why anyone would willingly power wash a pine tree like it owes them money and proudly defending plastic branches that sit quietly in a box until December. Sports headlines escalate with aging quarterbacks securing health insurance, World Cup ticket pricing backlash, and tennis officials finally acknowledging that cooking players alive on court might not be ideal. Movie talk enters the chat with Zootopia 2 inspiring an international snake obsession so intense that people reportedly started adopting venomous reptiles, leading Peaches to officially declare himself old and thankful he grew up asking for posters instead of predators. A rare HOA victory follows as neighbors rally around a giant inflatable Santa, proving public shame still works during the holidays. Lottery fantasies spiral into Peaches quietly planning his billionaire exit strategy, complete with ghosting Idaho winters, donating suspiciously large sums of money, and building a personal podcast empire staffed by people who actually know how to edit. The episode continues stacking absurd headlines including alligators loitering outside convenience stores, a White Elephant gift exchange hack that involves returning your own present, an existential dive into clutter guilt, and a philosophical discussion on whether modern teenagers still get acne or if skincare technology quietly won that war. The show closes exactly where it should, with Peaches oversharing about CPAP induced face battles and realizing far too late that some listeners are probably eating dinner. Check me out elsewhere!facebook.com/brenden.peachinstagram.com/brendenpeachNoon Hour of Madness & Mayhemfeeds.transistor.fm/noon-hour-of-madness-mayhemTalking Between The Songs with Brenden Peachfeeds.transistor.fm/talking-between-the-songs
Ep 284Ep. 283 - One Rat Shut Down an Entire Plane and I Learned Aruba Is Real - 12/16/2025
Peaches Pit Party from Tuesday, December 16th, 2025 / Peaches opens the show staring down the calendar and realizing we missed out on a perfectly good Friday the 13th, then immediately swerves into music-nerd territory by teasing his deep dive with Metalbirb, a 40-plus-minute conversation built entirely around obsessive year-end lists, ranking debates, research rabbit holes, and why arguing about albums online is both pointless and irresistible at the same time. From there, the episode refuses to sit still. Peaches spirals into the existence of Denny’s releasing syrup-filled sneakers and sincerely asks who is brave enough to walk through life with breakfast sloshing inside their shoes. He breaks down award shows that hand out imaginary trophies, debates whether anyone would actually be offended to be excluded, and half-jokes about mailing plaques to bands that made his personal top ten. Concert announcements stack up fast, including packed spring calendars, overlapping Salt Lake City shows, and a rare moment of genuine appreciation for promoters absolutely flooding the region with options. Sports get weird with quarterbacks reappearing years later, contracts that won’t fully pay out until the middle of the century, and a college bowl game where admission costs exactly one can of baked beans. The mood flips toward the holidays with pets allegedly panicking over Christmas playlists, Peaches questioning how tempo affects dogs, and an aside about blasting death metal at someone else’s house just to test the theory. Things get unexpectedly sentimental with Lou Brutus sending a holiday card honoring Darla the Wonder Dog, followed immediately by Peaches wondering whether AI would get him canceled if it drew a ghost puppy. The headlines continue to stack: Canadian kids possibly needing helmets to climb snow piles, a smart fridge ad allegedly tipping someone into a mental health crisis, a rat grounding an international flight and forcing passengers to endure an extra day in Aruba, and a Washington D.C. family buried alive under Amazon packages meant for a nearby hotel. Throughout it all, Peaches keeps circling back to the Metalbirb interview, promising it, questioning whether it is live yet, and openly admitting he spent way too much time piecing it together because the conversation actually mattered to him. The episode wraps with the familiar reminder that nothing stays on track for long on this show, especially when curiosity, headlines, music opinions, and off-the-wall news all land in the same place. Check me out elsewhere!facebook.com/brenden.peachinstagram.com/brendenpeachNoon Hour of Madness & Mayhemfeeds.transistor.fm/noon-hour-of-madness-mayhemTalking Between The Songs with Brenden Peachfeeds.transistor.fm/talking-between-the-songs
Ep 283Ep. 282 - John Cena Retired and a Clarinet Triggered a Lockdown - 12/15/2025
Peaches Pit Party from Monday, December 15th, 2025 / Peaches opens the episode juggling concert announcements like a caffeineless carnival barker, breaking down a stacked Chaos and Carnage Tour lineup while openly admitting that by band number five everyone is just standing there nodding politely and pretending their legs still work. He spirals into the annual holiday panic of realizing Christmas is somehow ten days away, payday is nowhere in sight, Amazon shipping has betrayed him, and gift giving now requires financial gymnastics and emotional bargaining. That stress collides headfirst with a deeply personal rant about the end of John Cena’s wrestling career, including a full memory lane detour to WrestleMania 21, nosebleed seats at the Staples Center, and the collective disappointment of a retirement send off that felt more like someone quietly turning off the lights and locking the door behind them. From there the episode takes a sharp left into genuinely heavy territory with Peaches reacting in real time to the shocking news surrounding filmmaker Rob Reiner and his wife, reflecting on Reiner’s absurdly stacked filmography and how surreal it feels when someone whose work shaped pop culture suddenly becomes a headline for all the wrong reasons. The show then snaps back into radio mode with reminders about the signed guitar giveaway before drifting into one of the most unhinged news blocks imaginable, including outrage over World Cup ticket prices, golfers apparently playing worse when paired with people who vote differently, and a linebacker whose actual legal middle name is ESPN. Peaches shares a surprisingly intense fear of Christmas decorating injuries, recounts his mom getting shocked by a cursed old tree, and calls out Dollar Tree for committing daylight robbery while still pretending everything costs a dollar. Things get even stranger as he spotlights The Giving Machine charity vending machine, teases an upcoming conversation with Metal Burb, and questions whether streaming music has quietly turned everyone into single song goblins who forgot albums exist. The episode fully detonates when Peaches loses it over an 86 year old man being fined hundreds of dollars for spitting out a leaf that blew into his mouth, complete with grandpa level disappointment, environmental crime paperwork jokes, and the phrase aggressive leaf doing far too much heavy lifting. From there he tackles the internet’s latest collective brain malfunction debating whether the Grinch is biologically a dog or a cat, McDonald’s running out of Grinch meals, an AI system throwing a Florida school into lockdown over a clarinet, grown men brawling at a Nantucket Christmas stroll, and the deeply unsettling announcement that adult mode is coming to AI chat systems. The episode winds down with White Elephant gift trauma from the company Christmas party involving Funko Pops, a prank Roto Wipe box that landed on the absolute wrong coworker, and a final rundown of the worst Christmas gifts people have ever received, including pets nobody asked for and toilet paper wrapped with sincerity. By the time Peaches signs off, the episode has ricocheted from wrestling nostalgia to accidental clarinet based lockdowns with no regard for sanity, physics, or the dignity of leaves. Check me out elsewherefacebook.com/brenden.peachinstagram.com/brendenpeachNoon Hour of Madness & Mayhemfeeds.transistor.fm/noon-hour-of-madness-mayhemTalking Between The Songs with Brenden Peachfeeds.transistor.fm/talking-between-the-songs
Ep 282Ep. 281 - Idaho Falls Would Implode if In N Out Opened Tomorrow and Peaches Explains Why - 12/11/2025
Peaches Pit Party from Thursday, November 13th, 2025 / Peaches cannonballs into the episode by overdosing on a medium Subway soda the size of a municipal water tower before spiraling into a full audit of the New Orleans Jazz and Heritage Festival featuring approximately zero jazz and several confused rock stars From there he unpacks Guns N Roses tagging in Ice Cube like this is some alternate-universe WrestleMania, warns listeners that tomorrow’s holiday-party broadcast is about to be held together with packing tape, and then digs through Reddit horror stories of workplaces handing out Christmas bonuses so insulting they should be considered psychological experiments, including teams gifted self-help books and a Starbucks card sent moments after layoffs He then journeys into the Upper East Side mom group where a parent wonders if she should fly private while her child rides coach with the team, prompting Peaches to resurrect the fantasy of a KBEAR private jet whisking listeners to Aftershock like some airborne cult pilgrimage Peaches barrels straight into New Jersey trying to regulate e-bikes while confessing he wants a custom bike built exclusively for his skyscraper legs, then careens through sports news including an Indiana football player injuring himself high-fiving fans and the Cheez It Bowl unleashing a Cheez It crusted turkey leg that belongs in a museum of regrettable cuisine National Breakup Day arrives and Peaches spirals into existential dread about Facebook relationship statuses while contrasting women posting inspirational mirror quotes with men entering gym goblin mode Then he hits the In N Out grand opening mania and imagines Idaho Falls residents detonating into the digital streets the moment rumors begin, all while recounting lines so long people get turned away before the restaurant even closes After detailing the hazards of holiday relationship season and explaining his covert gift-buying sniper tactics, Peaches celebrates gifting Viktor a cursed Ross elf before saluting the office goblins Roland and Arthur who spend December lurking like budget paranormal entities He then breaks down Pollstar’s absurd concert ticket pricing, shouts out the Sleep Token die-hard who took out a loan for one show, and reviews the unspoken radio industry deal of free tickets in exchange for permanent financial fragility Things escalate when Peaches analyzes Disney dropping a billion dollars into AI, imagines body-checking Carl from Up at a self-checkout kiosk, and comments on humans out there adopting AI children as if society hasn’t already jumped the shark repeatedly in the last decade Then comes the showstopper: a woman whose severed ear was temporarily transplanted onto her foot, forcing her to walk around with a fleshy accessory that probably ruined a nation’s sandal sales for months Peaches follows that with a breakdown of Christmas song stereotypes, the bizarre erotic subtext of Santa Baby, and a conspiracy theory about Paul McCartney accidentally documenting a seasonal witchcraft meetup in Wonderful Christmastime And finally, Peaches recounts his friend Matt turning every visit into a forced march across Earth’s most challenging terrain, culminating in the infamous Ho Chi Minh Trail in San Diego where people cried, shoes failed, and Peaches learned he could have simply taken stairs the entire time Check me out elsewhere! facebook.com/brenden.peach instagram.com/brendenpeach Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem feeds.transistor.fm/noon-hour-of-madness-mayhem Talking Between The Songs with Brenden Peach feeds.transistor.fm/talking-between-the-songs
Ep 281Ep. 280 - Archspire at Two in the Afternoon and Other Crimes Against Tradition - 12/10/2025
Peaches Pit Party from Wednesday, December 10th, 2025 / Peaches opens the show trying to decode Archspire at two in the afternoon while launching a full scale intervention for every rock station still trapped in a never ending Pearl Jam loop. He then revisits his ongoing feud with the Seether subreddit where moderators lurk in the shadows waiting for him to speak their name like disgruntled cryptids. Poppy suddenly unloading on music journalists sends Peaches into a victory lap while Viktor’s trembling backstage interview resurfaces like a haunted voicemail. Listener Terry gets crowned Idaho Falls chief archivist of concert memories as Peaches debates which of his own videos deserve resurrection. The show jumps into Philip Rivers returning to football instead of raising an army of children, the NHL panicking over ice quality before the Olympics, and players ranking the most punchable faces in the league. Peaches explores the everyday things that nearly wipe people out including drivers watching movies, his own Lemonhead assassination attempt at age thirteen, and the ER trip that held him hostage until he lied about babysitting a toddler. A burrito bowl lawsuit enters the chat but Peaches gets through it fast enough to question every possible human involved. He digs into a survey revealing workers would rather sit through dental drills than office parties before confronting the avalanche of concerts in early 2026 that will destroy bank accounts everywhere. Things escalate again with a Florida woman firing a plate of chicken at someone and Odell Beckham Jr claiming 100 million dollars somehow evaporates. Peaches wraps the show with his usual confusion, sincerity, and disbelief that all of this happened in one afternoon. Check me out elsewhere facebook.com/brenden.peach instagram.com/brendenpeach Noon Hour of Madness and Mayhem feeds.transistor.fm/noon-hour-of-madness-mayhem Talking Between The Songs with Brenden Peach feeds.transistor.fm/talking-between-the-songs

“We Weren’t Trying to Please Anyone" — Downswing Gets Candid with Peaches
bonusArtist Interrogations with Peaches / Downswing — Inside And Everything Was Dark On this episode, Peaches sits down with Nick Manzella and Harrison Seanor of Downswing during an unexpected off-day after their Toronto tour stop was canceled. The conversation digs into the long, meticulous three-year writing process behind their new album And Everything Was Dark, including how early riffs evolved, how producer Jonathon DeLees pushed them to refine every detail, and why this record was built entirely for themselves—not for trends, algorithms, or “octane-core” expectations. The band talks about touring in winter, Manny’s heroic CDL driving skills, crafting heavy tracks like “For What It’s Worth” and “Letting Go,” selecting features from artists like Chris Roetter and Travis Tabron, and how AI is reshaping the music landscape for better and worse. They also get into lyrical anger, world fatigue, fan reactions, and even the challenges of Googling “Downswing” without getting golf tutorials. This episode delivers a sharp, honest look at the band’s creative process and the world that shaped their heaviest work yet.
Ep 280Ep. 279 - The Day Fifteen Tours Dropped Before Breakfast - 12/09/2025
Peaches Pit Party from Tuesday, December 9th, 2025 - Today’s episode detonates immediately as Peaches tries to keep up with a tidal wave of tour announcements that hit the internet before sunrise, including everything from Slaughter to Prevail to Amon Amarth and even Bilmuri, all while he forgets that he literally opened the show by playing Downswing, the very band he just interviewed on their tour bus after their Toronto date collapsed in spectacular fashion From there he launches into an enthusiastic breakdown of their album And Everything Was Dark, boldly ranking it among the year’s best even while insisting nobody cares about his list because he is, in his own words, a random DJ in East Idaho. The episode then swerves sideways into the ever expanding GameStop Trade Anything Day saga where Peaches catalogs the disturbing pile of items people traded in, including a taxidermy bobcat, a goose, a painting of Snoop Dogg, a speed limit sign, and the sacred Wii Netflix disc, prompting him to question whether GameStop is evolving into a pawn shop designed by someone who dreams exclusively in clutter Sports arrive next, with Peaches ranting about FIFA’s decision to cram more commercial breaks into the World Cup under the disguise of hydration, followed by an NFL schedule shuffle, and his disbelief that a toddler has become a ranked chess player after annihilating adults who now must live with that memory forever. The escalation continues when Peaches gives a heartfelt salute to r Bald, calling it the internet’s beacon of supportive masculinity as he reminisces about the triumphant day he shaved his head live on Facebook before pivoting sharply into the most unexpected holiday revelation of the year: the original voice of Frosty the Snowman apparently maintained three secret families, a detail dropped by his own son on a random radio show for reasons unknown to any human alive Peaches then interrogates the sudden national obsession with the Grinch, from fast food tie ins to sold out socks, while lamenting that his size 16 feet prevent him from participating in these festivities unless a mythical company decides to start producing socks suitable for someone built like a newly drafted NBA center. He circles back to the warzone that is r Metalcore as he revisits the explosive thread he started about the worst songs of 2025, rehashing the ongoing battles over Avenged Sevenfold, Sleep Token, A Day To Remember, and The Devil Wears Prada as if moderating a heavyweight tournament where every contestant is offended and also correct at the same time. Christmas Card Day emerges as another ordeal as Peaches relives the memory of Walmart repeatedly chopping off parts of his homemade card last year, and just when the episode seems normal again, he delivers a maritime disaster involving a cruise ship delayed because shipping containers filled with bananas toppled into the sea. He ends with a full breakdown of the modern cost of The Twelve Days of Christmas, including a jaw dropping price tag on ten lords a leaping that makes Peaches reconsider everything he understands about the economy and holiday tradition Check me out elsewherefacebook.com/brenden.peachinstagram.com/brendenpeachNoon Hour of Madness and Mayhem feeds.transistor.fm/noon-hour-of-madness-mayhemTalking Between The Songs with Brenden Peach feeds.transistor.fm/talking-between-the-songs
Ep 279Ep. 278 - The Day Peaches Adopted a Demon Elf - 12/08/2025
Peaches Pit Party from Monday, December 8th, 2025Peaches barrels into the week like a man possessed, counting down to Christmas while spiraling through East Idaho’s annual tradition of residents demanding to know “where’s the snow?” as if the sky is hiding it behind a locked attic door He recounts a Siberian megafamily surviving -84° weather like it’s a casual brisk walk, argues with climate doomsayers, and then swerves straight into the Merry Axemas giveaway—where one unsuspecting listener will inherit the most aggressively autographed guitar in Idaho history. From there, Peaches chronicles a Ross expedition with Aubrey, where scattered clothing piles resemble a post-apocalyptic bazaar and where he unearthed a cursed Christmas elf whose entire purpose is to psychologically terrorize his coworkers and girlfriend He relives Classy 97’s tradition of staging this elf in increasingly alarming positions (including a ceiling-tile stakeout), begs the KBEAR crowd for a name, and admits he now has a tiny demon watching over his movie shelf.Things escalate when Peaches unveils the mushroom cloud of responses to his r/Metalcore thread, where Avenged Sevenfold’s “Magic” is declared by many to be a sonic crime scene and Rob Zombie’s latest output gets roasted like a burnt corn dog. He dissects the avalanche of opinions, including accusations against A Day to Remember, Moist Critikal suddenly becoming a vocalist, and Ice Nine Kills being blamed for everything short of tax fraud After that, Peaches dissects sports news, including an Olympic hockey rink built to the wrong size, LeBron’s scoring streak ending just as the world remembers Google Maps didn’t exist when it began, and the U.S. World Cup draw that somehow made him shrug and say “good for them, I guess.” Then Pocatello Facebook drama arrives like a marching band with no rhythm—complete with Chipotle battles, loyalty wars over local restaurants, and Peaches confessing that he once misheard “queso?” as “is your day going so-so?” and paid the price in molten cheese He updates the concert calendar (Toto to Tribal Gaze, naturally), recalls the traumatic night when weather ruined his Salt Lake City concert plans, and revisits his In-N-Out years where order number 69 was banned for obvious reasons and now 67 has also been purged because the internet ruined that number too. He then unloads on Jimmy Fallon for unleashing the most cursed sentence ever aired on television while making Sydney Sweeney guess what three people in costumes were doing behind her.Next up is the incoming farewell of John Cena, which sends Peaches into an emotional spiral about aging, nostalgia, and mortality, before bouncing over to Bath & Body Works releasing a chips-and-salsa candle so potent it could destroy relationships and structural drywall. He debates using it as a White Elephant gift but instead considers bringing unwanted Funko Pops to avoid spending money—an act of fiscal strategy masquerading as generosity Check me out elsewhere!facebook.com/brenden.peachinstagram.com/brendenpeachNoon Hour of Madness & Mayhem – feeds.transistor.fm/noon-hour-of-madness-mayhemTalking Between The Songs with Brenden Peach – feeds.transistor.fm/talking-between-the-songs
Ep 278Ep. 277 - Beach Balls Sent Shirley Manson Into Orbit - 12/05/2025
Peaches Pit Party from Friday, December 5th, 2025 / Peaches kicks off the show announcing the massive signed guitar giveaway featuring Bad Omens, Halestorm, Fall Out Boy, Sleep Theory, and Nevertell, breaking down how listeners can enter through the channel apps and by catching the Santa Sounder. He dives into the upcoming interactive horror movie Slay Day and tries to picture audiences voting on character decisions inside a theater. He then reacts to a Reddit story about a mother in law who sabotages her grandkids Christmas gifts and argues the family should set boundaries. From there Peaches explores the new Ozempic style weight loss implant for cats called MEOW ONE while recalling his parents twenty pound cat Sam. He runs through Google’s most searched athletes of 2025, the rise of commercials on NFL RedZone, and the packed December 20th football broadcast lineup. Peaches then covers Shirley Manson’s rant about fans using beach balls at concerts and reads through a list of things people pretend to enjoy like LinkedIn, hustle culture, and content creation. He breaks down the massive news of Netflix buying Warner Bros and jokes about how far the company has come since mail in DVDs. The show then shifts to Peaches opening up about his winter driving anxiety after last year’s crash, encouraging listeners to be careful on icy roads and promoting the designated driver contest. Today’s What the Headline features a Pennsylvania town discovering their only public works employee was not certified to operate the snowplow, leaving residents to clear the streets themselves. Peaches closes by reacting to Miley Cyrus admitting she is afraid of paper and by questioning the hype surrounding the new A24 film Eddington after hearing mixed reactions.
Ep 277Ep. 276 - Christmas Is Just Foreplay and Then It’s Over in Six Minutes - 12/04/2025
Peaches Pit Party from Thursday, December 4th, 2025Peaches launches today’s episode by confronting the grim reality of Idaho winter and the even grimmer reality of Viktor microwaving day-old Taco Bell lettuce, which Peaches describes with the seriousness of a nuclear incident. Then he spirals into the spectacle of Spotify Wrapped, stunned that some listeners somehow log more minutes of music than exist in a year while he’s over here listening to Howard Stern clips like a man in witness protection. He breaks down the strange emotional arc of Christmas — how the weeks of anticipation, movies, cocoa, and decorations tower over the actual holiday, which ends faster than a sneeze once the last present is opened. From there he laments the extinction of Christmas bonuses, replaced by the modern tradition of bosses handing out $15 gift cards and cold pizza like they’re performing generous acts of philanthropy. Peaches then tries to understand the Microsoft Excel World Championship like it’s an alien sport, marveling at the idea of people battling spreadsheets for prize money and a belt you can’t even flex on Instagram without explaining yourself. The sports update brings stories of Chris Paul getting dismissed at 2:40 AM, Eagles fans egging their offensive coordinator’s house after a loss, and Thanksgiving football smashing ratings so thoroughly it should count as a state holiday. He revisits his snowy drive to Rexburg — slowed not by crashes, but by Idaho drivers rubbernecking at a single routine traffic stop — before unleashing a rant about LA residents shutting down freeways to film music videos like they're auditioning for jail. He also warns listeners about Moscow, Idaho drivers drifting off the road like they’re reenacting a Nordic rally. The Giving Machine gets a spotlight, Peaches recalls interviewing Dave Mustaine, and he tears apart picture frame stickers engineered to ruin lives. He mocks complainers who think Lamb of God playing a smaller venue means they’ve “fallen off,” and declares their upcoming Salt Lake City show a guaranteed indoor stampede. Then comes today’s What the Headline: a raccoon who broke into a liquor store, guzzled bottom-shelf scotch, crashed through the ceiling, wrecked the place, and passed out in the bathroom like a disgraced woodland celebrity. Peaches wraps the episode reacting to a mom who is giving all four kids a combined $100 Christmas and imagines thrift-store gifts that smell like old cigarettes, before shouting out The Advocates for gifting Viktor a new guitar and ending with thoughts on the masked-band debate around President, Bad Omens, and Beartooth. Check me out elsewhere! facebook.com/brenden.peach instagram.com/brendenpeach Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem – feeds.transistor.fm/noon-hour-of-madness-mayhem Talking Between The Songs with Brenden Peach – feeds.transistor.fm/talking-between-the-songs
Ep 276Ep. 275 - The Seether Subreddit Declares War on Peaches - 12/03/2025
Peaches Pit Party with Peaches from Wednesday, December 3rd, 2025 / Peaches storms into midweek with a beard freshly sculpted by Kahoe, an empty fridge, a snow-fear-induced DoorDash order, and an UNO session that somehow spiraled into a life crisis courtesy of Reddit. Everything was normal until his phone lit up with a “Permanently Banned” notification from the Seether subreddit, launching him into a retelling of internet pettiness so profound it deserves its own museum wing. He recounts how a six-month-old interview with Dale from Seether triggered a moderator meltdown so dramatic it could power a soap opera, complete with a four-paragraph rage essay accusing Peaches of being the worst interviewer since microphones were invented. From there the episode swerves into a GameStop customer trading a Pokémon card for enough money to buy a used Tesla, a holiday-season plea for designated drivers who don’t feel like scraping their friends off the pavement at 2 AM, and a multi-generational avalanche of hand-me-down clutter that has millennials everywhere reconsidering whether they even want relatives. Peaches then dives into a gambler betting fifty grand on the Bears to win the Super Bowl, Tom Brady’s niece preparing to dominate professional softball, and the upcoming Barkley–Vitale crossover nobody saw coming. Then comes a full review of Consequence’s best metal albums of 2025, complete with Peaches battling fanbases that behave like medieval armies whenever their bands get criticized. He unpacks Whamageddon terror, Quentin Tarantino calling Paul Dano “weak sauce,” the disappointing reality of Hollywood Boulevard where tweaked-out Elmo tries to charge tourists thirty bucks for a photo, and a Facebook-era Burger King stunt that paid people in Whoppers to destroy friendships. Finally, he closes with a runaway reindeer sparking a military-level search team and a confused teddy bear allegedly lost in space. It’s an entire afternoon of digital outrage, holiday panic, music opinions, family clutter trauma, sports miracles, and one man trying very hard not to lose his mind during snowfall.Check me out elsewherefacebook.com/brenden.peachinstagram.com/brendenpeachNoon Hour of Madness and Mayhemfeeds.transistor.fm/noon-hour-of-madness-mayhemTalking Between The Songs with Brenden Peachfeeds.transistor.fm/talking-between-the-songs
Ep 275Ep. 274 - A Man Swallowed a Lighter and Somehow That’s Not the Weirdest Part of This Episode - 12/02/2025
Peaches Pit Party with Peaches from Tuesday, December 2nd, 2025 / Peaches launches into the afternoon like a man who’s had just enough of the internet for one lifetime after stumbling onto a Bath and Body Works comment section that devolved into a digital gladiator pit where Liz from Nebraska apparently started a revolution over a coupon code. From there, Peaches spirals into a full breakdown about STAR cards, REAL IDs, and the incoming wave of airport meltdowns that will absolutely ruin someone’s family vacation next February. He then questions the sanity of Amazon’s new half hour deliveries and vividly imagines a drone carrying Christmas pajamas getting blown out of the sky by someone in Shelley who yells yeehaw while holding a Bud Light. The show continues with the discovery of horrifying gummy pickles that threaten to end humanity, a rundown of WNBA negotiations, an NFL punter who thinks he’s John Wick, a public reminder that strapping Christmas lights to your Prius makes you an instant highway menace, and Peaches reliving his emotional snow trauma like a man who once spun out and has never known peace since. Then things absolutely detonate when he dives into a Facebook political rant involving a guy who believes evil spirits are running for city council, a 67 year old who carried a cigarette lighter in his stomach for three decades, and a woman who decided to turn local produce aisles into an indoor splash pad for her fans on the internet. All of that is followed by new tour announcements, Peaches explaining his ancient Howard Stern listening habits like he’s confessing something to a priest, and an existential awakening about how YouTube Wrapped is about to expose how many hours he spent watching his friend Andy play video games. And yes, he would still do it again.Check me out elsewherefacebook.com/brenden.peachinstagram.com/brendenpeachNoon Hour of Madness and Mayhemfeeds.transistor.fm/noon-hour-of-madness-mayhemTalking Between The Songs with Brenden Peachfeeds.transistor.fm/talking-between-the-songs
Ep 274Ep. 273 - I Did Not Die I Just Slept For Three Days Like A Discount Bear - 12/01/2025
Peaches Pit Party from Monday December 1st 2025 / Peaches returns from his weeklong mystery illness and immediately launches into a full December proclamation complete with mathematical time pain about how far away the 90s really are now. He recounts his fever drenched fruit based survival diet, his deep disappointment in last weeks Terry Crews mac and cheese betrayal, and the ongoing feud between Peaches and every turkey on planet Earth. The show barrels into Black Friday scams Cyber Monday false promises the myth of Travel Tuesday and the idea that he might need a special suitcase just for peach shaped souvenirs if he visits Georgia. Concert talk erupts with Evanescence Spiritbox and Nova Twins before Peaches drags his own Spotify Wrapped into the light. He breaks down Thanksgiving arguments from hearing aid battles to people falling down stairs to dodge their spouse. He rants extensively about modern lingo including the unalive epidemic the era epidemic and the people who suddenly say around instead of about. The Giving Machine makes its heroic return and Peaches wonders aloud whether giving someone a five thousand dollar pot and pan set is basically an invitation to sleep on the couch forever. He confesses that he keeps throwing away plates because dishwashing is for people who do not immediately go gaming after work. He mourns the loss of a Bad Omens candle he refused to buy because he did not want to spend fifty seven dollars to literally burn his own money. And then comes What The Headline featuring a man who broke into a home unwrapped the presents and napped like a legally confused raccoon. Finally Peaches tries to determine which hobbies attract the angriest people and ends up imagining a furious bird watching league that yells at sparrows for disrespecting boundaries.Check me out elsewhere - https://facebook.com/brenden.peachhttps://instagram.com/brendenpeachhttps://feeds.transistor.fm/noon-hour-of-madness-mayhemhttps://feeds.transistor.fm/talking-between-the-songs
Ep 273Ep. 272 - Culver’s Rewards Turn Peaches Into a Full-Time Fast-Food Athlete - 11/18/2025
Peaches Pit Party from Tuesday, November 18th, 2025 / Peaches blasts into Tuesday with the excitement of a man who just discovered religion, except the religion is Culver’s finally launching a rewards program. He confesses he has basically lived on nothing but Taco Bell and Culver’s deluxe doubles for weeks, and now he can earn points for it like some kind of fast-food Olympian. After yesterday’s McRib investigation turned into a statewide manhunt, Peaches is immediately corrected by a listener whose mom works at McDonald’s, proving the McRib is secretly thriving in Idaho Falls despite the locator website being run by what he assumes is a single rogue McRib fanatic. From there, he unleashes on the Starbucks bearista cup insanity, recounting the battle lines drawn at 4 AM, the employee hoarding allegations, and Walmart stepping in with cheap knockoff bear cups that will absolutely get kids roasted at school.Thanksgiving enters the chat and instantly gets body-slammed. Peaches paints a disturbing culinary crime scene involving Jell-O salads full of clams, olives, and crab meat. He rants about bland turkey, uncomfortable family questions, and why Thanksgiving is his personal villain origin story. Then comes the cryogenic rabbit hole — the tale of a Chinese man who froze his wife in hopes of a future cure, only to start dating someone new while his first wife is chilling in a -320 degree container like a sci-fi time capsule.Sports returns with a World Cup argument involving accusations of voodoo during a shootout, a new women’s pro baseball league, and LeBron preparing to become the first player ever to hit 23 seasons. Peaches also breaks down a BBC article asking when tourists should return after disasters, imagining bewildered locals watching sunburned Americans stroll into a wrecked island like they’re rating a resort.He slams millennial burger spots charging fifty bucks for a cheeseburger and a toothpick flag, exposes a restaurant serving “fish and chips” without the chips unless you ask, and dives into the story of a Japanese woman who legally married an AI persona created through ChatGPT. Peaches tries to understand the business model of a company that plans weddings for people marrying fictional characters and spirals into what that guest list must look like.Then Boise loses its mind waiting overnight for Raising Cane’s chicken tenders, Classy97 enters a Christmas-music turf war with another station, Peaches accidentally scares himself with audio from his own Bad Omens reaction video, and a Montana man gets arrested after crashing while trying to go number one into an empty Budweiser can. Peaches ends the episode torching Call of Duty Black Ops 7 again, questioning how the developers can celebrate a game universally considered a digital dumpster fire.Check me out elsewhere!facebook.com/brenden.peachinstagram.com/brendenpeachNoon Hour of Madness & Mayhem - feeds.transistor.fm/noon-hour-of-madness-mayhemTalking Between The Songs with Brenden Peach - feeds.transistor.fm/talking-between-the-songs
Ep 272Ep. 271 - Classic Rock Bands Made Out of Spare Parts - 11/17/2025
Peaches Pit Party from Monday, November 17th, 2025 / Peaches fires up the week by tumbling straight into GameStop’s absolutely bewildering Trade Anything Day, imagining some brave soul rolling up with a mounted moose head expecting a flawless copy of Cyberpunk in return. From there, he launches into a breakdown of classic rock bands touring with lineups so replacement-heavy they’re basically tribute acts cosplaying themselves. He then falls headfirst into the bizarre new world of fridgescaping, where people proudly store orchids, framed photos, and eye cream next to the butter like it’s normal. After that comes a full investigative-reporter-level dive into the McRib locator, complete with Peaches discovering that the entire region has been abandoned except for one heroic McDonald’s in Pocatello. Sports gets its moment with the New York Jets failing to intercept anything for ten straight games, ESPN being bullied into reverting its NBA box scores back to something humans can read, and MLS finally stepping out from behind the paywall. Peaches also praises the Giving Machine in Chubbuck, shares why Red Dead Redemption is being resurrected on almost every device known to mankind, and laughs about listeners flooding Josh and Chantel with Christmas-music demands like they’re petitioning the Supreme Court. He reviews The Devil Wears Prada’s surprising hidden track that trolls old-school fans, dives into a thread about things people wrongly assume everyone knows, marvels at Ronnie Radke selling a small fortune of merch from a private jet, reacts to Call of Duty using AI to the point Congress noticed, and tells the story of a Pennsylvania man who got shot by his own dog. The episode wraps with National Unfriend Day, introspection about social media disconnections, and Peaches wondering what life would be like if follower counts had never existed at all.Check me out elsewhere!facebook.com/brenden.peachinstagram.com/brendenpeachNoon Hour of Madness & Mayhem - feeds.transistor.fm/noon-hour-of-madness-mayhemTalking Between The Songs with Brenden Peach - feeds.transistor.fm/talking-between-the-songs
Ep 271Ep. 270 - The Great Costco Peanut Butter Uprising of 2025 - 11/13/2025
Peaches Pit Party from Thursday, November 13th, 2025 / Peaches kicks things off mourning the near-miss of a Friday the 13th before launching into a full breakdown of parents who swear their kid is destined for pro sports greatness. He revisits the seagull invasion of his Southern California school, reacts to Costco fans melting down over missing Kirkland peanut butter, reads through the Idaho Falls donut wars, digs into AJ Brown fantasy troubles, LeBron’s G League detour, and Kim Kardashian lighting up the world’s most confident psychics. Peaches also unpacks California misconceptions, adulthood annoyances, Dave Mustaine praising his own album like he’s giving himself a trophy, a Florida woman flooring it to Little Caesars at 107 miles an hour, his stealth bathroom walks to avoid judgment, and the incoming stampede of locals begging for Christmas music on Classy97. If you survived this emotional demolition derby and want to witness more, come scream into the digital void with Brenden here:facebook.com/brenden.peachinstagram.com/brendenpeachNoon Hour of Madness and Mayhem: feeds.transistor.fm/noon-hour-of-madness-mayhemTalking Between The Songs with Brenden Peach: feeds.transistor.fm/talking-between-the-songs
Ep 270Ep. 269 - Why Does Everyone Pretend Thanksgiving Food Isn’t Garbage? - 11/12/2025
Today’s Peaches Pit Party episode begins with Peaches casually announcing that Betty Boop is now a horror-movie slasher who murders podcasters, which honestly feels like a threat directed at him specifically. From there the entire show dissolves into a glorious snowball of unhinged topics: AI-generated “Peaches Pizza” nightmare videos getting posted in the KBear group, Chantel trying to decipher metal band logos like she’s solving ancient runes, and Peaches screaming about the Wicked movies because he cannot emotionally or spiritually handle musicals. TikTok girlies are now jump-training their way to enlightenment by hopping 50 times every morning, which Peaches imagines would collapse the entire KBear building if he tried it. Sports news hits like a sledgehammer — the Mavericks fire Nico Harrison, MLB pitchers are indicted for rigging parlays, and fans publicly chant “Fire Nico!” like it’s a community theater performance. Then Peaches defends a Reddit husband who wants to ditch Thanksgiving to attend a Lions vs. Packers game, because Thanksgiving food is a culinary trap and turkey is “just turkey.” An ER doctor lists the top five Thanksgiving injuries, including finger mutilation via pumpkin-related stupidity, drunk fryer explosions, and backyard football that kills uncles. Peaches confesses his new plant-dad era, roasts pretentious hobbies (especially anyone with a meditation mat or a vinyl collection featuring Tame Impala), celebrates the death of the American penny, and remembers the joy of having his car wrecked by a teenager during winter braking season. Frozen iguanas are falling out of Florida trees like lizard-shaped hailstones, Bank of America is getting sued because workers weren’t paid to log in, two grown men tried to steal an entire highway sign for no reason, and Peaches recalls the time his friend Levi proudly hung a Subway sign in his bedroom as if it were fine art. Extreme Makeover: Home Edition gets roasted for literally blowing up family homes, Peaches misses the northern lights because he was too busy eating a banh mi, and now he’s praying round two of the aurora will bless Idaho instead of Texas. An absolutely deranged, fully packed rollercoaster from beginning to end.CHECK ME OUT ELSEWHERE!Facebook: https://facebook.com/brenden.peachInstagram: https://instagram.com/brendenpeach Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem: https://feeds.transistor.fm/noon-hour-of-madness-mayhemTalking Between The Songs with Brenden Peach: https://feeds.transistor.fm/talking-between-the-songs
Ep 269Ep. 268 - The Eye Surgery That Made a Man See Tatas Everywhere - 11/11/2025
This episode of Peaches Pit Party turns into a full-tilt carnival the second Peaches finishes saluting Veterans Day and immediately launches into a rant about the Michael Jackson biopic teaser, YouTube commenters correcting him like they’re hall monitors, and the existential fear of wall-mounting a TV because he knows it would rip off the wall like a Looney Tunes gag. Black Friday nostalgia hits next, complete with memories of Walmart wrestling matches over Paula Deen cookware and Peaches declaring that Thanksgiving food is basically stoner cuisine masquerading as tradition. Jell-O shows up with gelatin crimes nobody asked for, Chantel accidentally summons Sanguisugabog like she’s reading from a cursed scroll, and Peaches starts printing unreadable metal logos for sport. Sports talk appears, gets roasted, and disappears again. FIFA charges $75 for parking and Peaches suggests paying the same amount to make soccer stop. Cybertrucks get roasted. Savings accounts get roasted. Apple’s $230 knitted iPhone purse gets roasted. Peaches wants Ray-Ban camera glasses so bands can spot his tall head from orbit. Maddie joins to tear apart the world’s “best cities” list while Peaches perfects the worst British accent ever recorded. The Peach Throne debate turns into a Rockstar Games appreciation zone. A British man hallucinates free-floating tatas after eye surgery. Denmark is apparently the final boss of nudism. Nude bowling exists and Peaches wants everyone to know it. Jalen Brown’s fake painted-on hair melts onto jerseys like a Sharpie. The entire episode is a guided tour through Peaches’ brain and nobody leaves unchanged.CHECK ME OUT ELSEWHERE!Facebook: https://facebook.com/brenden.peach Instagram: https://instagram.com/brendenpeach Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem: https://feeds.transistor.fm/noon-hour-of-madness-mayhemTalking Between The Songs with Brenden Peach: https://feeds.transistor.fm/talking-between-the-songs
Ep 268Ep. 267 - Why Garth Brooks Might Be Burying Bodies Between Shows - 11/10/2025
Peaches returns to KBEAR 101 with what might be the most deranged episode of Peaches Pit Party yet. It starts wholesome enough — a trip to The Complex in Salt Lake City to catch Set It Off, Fame On Fire, Vana, and Autumn Kings — but spirals immediately into windshield trauma, AI diss tracks, poop-soaked Delta flights, and $9 bottles of Las Vegas water. From there, Peaches questions why Target is forcing employees to act like Disney greeters, investigates whether Garth Brooks is secretly a serial killer, and somehow manages to teach listeners how not to get arrested during a traffic stop. The show also includes philosophical debates like, “What’s the worst dish to bring to Thanksgiving?” (Spoiler: ambrosia should be a crime.) Between his hatred for small talk, his fear of rock chips, and his complete disinterest in politics, Peaches somehow crafts the weirdest, funniest, and most aggressively honest hour of Idaho radio you’ll hear all week.Check me out elsewhere!facebook.com/brenden.peachinstagram.com/brendenpeachNoon Hour of Madness & MayhemTalking Between The Songs with Brenden Peach
Ep 267Ep. 266 - Brisket Over Turkey: The Thanksgiving Coup D’état - 11/06/2025
Thanksgiving gets put on trial as Peaches tries to swap the bird for brisket while replaying the family saga of people spelling his name like a Utah baby name generator and wondering why anyone still serves jello fluff at a three in the afternoon dinner. The show ricochets into the extinction of pickup lines, a stress ranking that puts flight attendants near the top, and a desperate quest for a Baja Blast pie that seems rarer than Bigfoot. Collectors get roasted for glass bear cups and popcorn trophies, ER doctors warn about ladders and step stools while Peaches swears he never needs either, and somewhere in the middle a peanut butter covered wanderer turns Purdue into a slip and slide for allergy panic. A driver tries to hand a cop a Monopoly card, someone fabricates a burglar with AI, the airport warns that holiday travel may feel like a TSA marathon, and Peaches plants his flag that Journey without Steve Perry is like karaoke at a retirement home.Find more here:https://facebook.com/brenden.peachhttps://instagram.com/brendenpeachhttps://feeds.transistor.fm/noon-hour-of-madness-mayhemhttps://feeds.transistor.fm/talking-between-the-songs
Ep 266Ep. 265 - The Judge Who Peed on Whiskey Row - 11/05/2025
Peaches went fully off the rails in this one—starting with an AI diss track fueled by pure hatred, courtesy of Suno and some questionable moral choices, before diving straight into the unholy union of Butterball turkey pants and Gwen Stefani’s “Sweet Escape” (a song that apparently causes him physical pain). Somewhere between a rant about Thanksgiving being the most overrated holiday on the planet and plotting a road trip to Salt Lake City for Set It Off and Vanna, Peaches also teaches us that people are now making “moon water” by leaving bottles outside overnight like lunatics collecting Pokémon energy. Then, nostalgia hits hard as he mourns the death of malls from Pocatello to Westminster and wonders why every new construction project has to be overpriced apartments. Wrestling gets roasted, fashion gets bullied (ties are stupid, confirmed), and Peaches declares an all-out war on people who text “call me when you can.” The episode wraps up with a squirrel named Chunkasaurus Rex winning Fat Squirrel Week, a drunk Arizona judge going number one in public, and Tyra Banks inventing what’s literally just warm melted ice cream and calling it a “Hot Mama.” Somewhere in there, he also reviews body wash like a sommelier. It’s a wild buffet of nonsense, nostalgia, and judgment—and somehow, it’s exactly what you needed today.Check me out elsewhere!https://facebook.com/brenden.peachhttps://instagram.com/brendenpeachhttps://feeds.transistor.fm/noon-hour-of-madness-mayhemhttps://feeds.transistor.fm/talking-between-the-songs
Ep 265Ep. 264 - Maddie Joins the War on Quicksand and Free Candy Vans - 11/04/2025
Peaches opens the mic and immediately swan-dives into a day where cloned dogs exist, melatonin suddenly has a mean streak, and frozen burritos get a whole timeline monologue they never asked for. Maddie wanders in like a raccoon through a screen door and the two proceed to solve absolutely nothing while debating quicksand myths, free candy vans, and whether Grandma Kidd’s brunch horn sounds like an elephant or Jade clearing his throat. Idaho Falls traffic stages a personal stunt show, Chick-fil-A cookies become a moral test, and fantasy football turns into a Shakespearean tragedy featuring a quarterback arm that bends in directions bones should not. Disturbed is not gone forever, the Dodgers are apparently inevitable, and somewhere in Florida a garage-door company accidentally lives at a stranger’s house while a Russian factory worker tries to keep an oopsie that looks suspiciously like a new car. It is loud, it is shameless, and it is very Peaches.Find me herehttps://facebook.com/brenden.peachhttps://instagram.com/brendenpeachhttps://feeds.transistor.fm/noon-hour-of-madness-mayhemhttps://feeds.transistor.fm/talking-between-the-songs
Ep 264Ep. 263 - Wheel of Fortune Said WHAT THE FUN - 11/03/2025
Peaches returns with a Monday show that feels like it was recorded in an alternate timeline where eggnog is pre-workout and Thanksgiving is a government conspiracy. The episode begins with him proudly admitting he drank a quart of Reed’s Dairy eggnog for breakfast—followed immediately by learning about the Noggathon, a local East Idaho event where participants must chug 32 ounces of the same eggnog before each lap of a one-mile run. He briefly considers entering, then remembers he’s going to Salt Lake for Set It Off and Trader Joe’s, because nothing screams self-care like kombucha and live pop-punk.What follows is an escalating series of rants that span from trunk-or-treats ruining Halloween to turkey hotlines ruining November. Peaches unloads on Butterball for thinking anyone cares about how to “brine and inject” a bird that “never even tastes that good.” Then, he dives headfirst into the online war over parents dragging kids to ten trunk-or-treat events before Halloween night—creating ghost towns across Idaho. Somewhere in the middle of that argument, he casually describes people using “the family puke bowl” for candy. Normal radio things.He then breaks down his pumpkin-carving disaster, explains why touching pumpkin guts should be considered combat pay, and pitches an invention called Pop-A-Tree—a Christmas tree that just pops open like an umbrella so you never have to wrap another strand of lights. From there, the show swerves into Peaches’ fantasy football dominance, where Team Peaches Pals is allegedly 7-1, though he’s convinced the trophy will probably sit in the conference room collecting dust after this year’s league implodes.Somehow, that segues into him dissecting AC/DC’s newly announced tour, mocking the internet for believing they were coming to Salt Lake City, congratulating Taylor Momsen on performing in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade, and roasting “One Million Moms” for being mad that Wheel of Fortune used the puzzle phrase “What the… Fun.” The last half of the show is pure Peaches meltdown: he reviews a gym in China that’s offering a Porsche to whoever loses 100 pounds in three months, questions how bidets actually dry you (“do you just towel off the poo water?”), laughs about a Seattle man burning a Bob Ross skeleton, and ends with a passionate defense of why baseball is king, soccer is dumb, and the Dodgers winning the World Series is personal validation for his entire existence.If your brain survived all of that, you’ve officially earned your honorary gallon of Reed’s Dairy eggnog.Check me out elsewhere!👉 Facebook👉 Instagram👉 Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem👉 Talking Between The Songs with Brenden Peach
Ep 263Ep. 262 - Why Is There a Gold Toilet and Why Do I Want It? - 10/31/2025
It’s Halloween on Peaches Pit Party, and Peaches has reached his final emotional stage: full-blown confusion wrapped in polyester pants that are four sizes too big. The episode begins with him realizing a fedora and headphones cannot coexist, spiraling into a rant about Julia Fox dressing up as a blood-soaked Jackie Kennedy (“her trauma, my costume!”). From there, the descent continues—an 80-year-old falls off a cliff on a cruise, Red Bull releases an advent calendar for people who want heart palpitations for Christmas, and Victoria Rose (aka Viktor Wilt in drag) crashes the show to discuss the athletic merits of drag racing in heels.Somehow, they pivot from haunted houses to parents stealing their kids’ Halloween candy, to a Polish influencer who followed Google Maps directly into an Italian canal (“for the content”), and finally—because Halloween isn’t complete without this—a Kentucky woman accidentally receives a box of human body parts instead of medical supplies. There’s also a gold toilet up for auction, a naked man sprinting through Walmart, and a monkey wearing a diaper swinging from the rafters of a Spirit Halloween.Peaches spends the final minutes debating the difference between a sculpture and an actual toilet, forgetting how Daylight Saving Time works, and admitting that paying $3,000 to watch the Dodgers lose was someone else’s personal hell. This episode is part haunted house, part fevered Wikipedia spiral, and part conversation with the world’s most overcaffeinated jazz musician who just discovered Halloween candy again.If you want to watch the breakdown in visual form, Peaches’ 1920s jazz costume is available for all to see on the KBEAR 101 RMG YouTube channel and the KBEAR 101 Facebook page. Listen, laugh, and question your life choices here: 👉 Facebook👉 Instagram👉 Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem👉 Talking Between The Songs with Brenden Peach
Ep 262Ep. 261 - Sneezing Into a CPAP: The Halloween Horror Nobody Asked For - 10/30/2025
Somewhere between Halloween Eve and seasonal sinus failure, Peaches embarks on a descent into nasal purgatory armed with a CPAP machine, a clogged nose, and absolutely no shame. What begins as a casual allergy rant morphs into a full-blown philosophical crisis about Los Angeles being crowned the new “rattiest city in America.” From there, the episode spirals faster than a diseased monkey falling off a Spirit Halloween shelf.Peaches coughs, sneezes, and chokes his way through the show while contemplating Megadeth’s final album and roasting Dave Mustaine for writing what he swears could’ve been auto-generated by ChatGPT. In between gasps for air, he tackles the sacred debate of whether 13-year-olds should be banned from trick-or-treating, defends tall kids everywhere (“just because I’m 6’9” at eight doesn’t mean I pay taxes yet”), and plans to post a “don’t be that person” PSA to the Life in Idaho Falls group.A listener then calls in to discuss the traumatic reality of sneezing inside a CPAP mask, leading to a discussion about waking up covered in your own dried drool flakes — lovingly compared to “a dollar-bill tornado of shame.” Somewhere in there, a diaper-clad monkey escapes inside a Spirit Halloween store, a Florida woman sues SeaWorld because a duck physically assaulted her on a roller coaster, and Peaches tries to figure out why a truck full of diseased monkeys flipped over in Mississippi like it’s the opening scene of Outbreak 2: Monkey Business.By the end, Peaches admits the adult version of Halloween is just carving pumpkins you don’t want, watching kids you don’t know, and pretending you didn’t almost cut your finger off because the knife “looked dull.” There’s sports talk, Halloween safety stats, and a Dodger Stadium rant about paying $3,000 to watch your favorite team lose. It’s part radio show, part fever dream, part diseased-monkey manifesto.Listen responsibly — or don’t. Peaches doesn’t care, he’s still trying to sneeze through his mask.Check me out elsewhere! 👉 Facebook👉 Instagram👉 Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem👉 Talking Between The Songs with Brenden Peach
Ep 261Ep. 260 - Baylee Went Viral and I’m Still Bald - 10/29/2025
If you thought Peaches Pit Party couldn’t get any more derailed—strap in. This episode opens with Peaches having a full-blown existential crisis over his studio chair. Did Viktor Wilt secretly modify it to be “Peaches-proof”? Did someone sneak in overnight and replace it? Is the chair part of a government experiment designed to humble tall men? Nobody knows—but Peaches is investigating. From there, he launches into a tattoo rant for the ages, exposing Orlando, Florida as the capital of tattoo regret and theorizing that Salt Lake City ink-shamers are just running on pure family disappointment.Then Peaches takes aim at the internet’s most gullible: an AI rumor that Grand Theft Auto VI would feature a twerk button (yes, twerk), which Google’s own AI believed. That spirals straight into Peaches warning humanity about AI-generated videos—like the one of a cartoon redneck fighting a mountain lion—that somehow still convinces thousands of Facebook users it’s “so sad.” He then dives headfirst into the idiocy of “dark showering,” calling it “the quickest way to get better sleep—because you’ll knock yourself unconscious.”After that, the Idaho chaos continues: Peaches campaigns for In-N-Out Burger in Rexburg, imagines Pokémon cities with anti-homeless benches, and physically recoils describing Boogie Bites—gummy candies shaped like boogers (because apparently, society has given up). He rants about people falling for AI posts claiming Steven Tyler cut his hair, laughs at parents ruining Gen Alpha memes by dressing up as the phrase “6-7,” and confesses that his own sister, TikTok’s friendship-bracelet queen Baylee, might be more famous than him.By the end, Peaches reports on a Florida man smashing $500 worth of pumpkins, debates trick-or-treating at 6 AM just to anger Idaho Falls Facebook groups, and reminds everyone that chair sabotage is real and personal. This episode is one long descent into idiocy, caffeine withdrawal, and accidental brilliance.Check me out elsewhere! –👉 facebook.com/brenden.peach👉 instagram.com/brendenpeach🎙️ Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem🎧 Talking Between The Songs with Brenden Peach
Ep 260Ep. 259 - Ohio, the Cheesecake Factory of Music Festivals - 10/28/2025
Welcome to another episode of Peaches Pit Party, where Brenden “Peaches” Peach questions everything from why people carve pumpkins on Halloween instead of before it, to why Ohio keeps hosting every rock festival ever made. This episode spirals beautifully out of control as Peaches recaps a night at a small-town murder mystery play, debates the sacred timeline of jack-o’-lantern logistics, and then goes full scorched earth on KROQ for pretending to be “rock.” He also drops a full rant about Sonic Temple’s Cheesecake Factory-sized lineup (140 bands, one porta-potty), before veering straight into the 2025 World Series, daylight savings relationship advice, a Florida skeleton strip club, and Toyota charging subscriptions for remote start. Somewhere in the middle of it all, Peaches declares war on old people, pumpkin carving, and emotionally unavailable car manufacturers. You will laugh, you will question society, and you might just call your therapist about your daylight savings trauma.Check me out elsewhere! –👉 facebook.com/brenden.peach👉 instagram.com/brendenpeach🎙️ Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem🎧 Talking Between The Songs with Brenden Peach
Ep 259Ep. 258 - Just Give the Candy, Deborah - 10/27/2025
It’s a gray Monday at KBEAR, and Peaches is the lone survivor in an eerily quiet building — no Viktor, no Jade, just one tall man and a microphone. What starts as a sleepy afternoon quickly turns into a full-blown rant buffet: The Pretty Wild bails on the Set It Off tour, Autumn Kings swoop in like the world’s most polite rebound band, and Peaches spirals about missing interviews, Noah’s lost voice, and the time Bad Omens saved his sanity by not cancelling a show.From there, he launches into a heated defense of adult trick-or-treaters (“Just give the candy and move on, Deborah”), admits he’d probably be a terrifying father with spotless walls, and declares that people who say “it’s a little chilly” deserve mild public shaming. He unpacks his mortal hatred of heat, his cautious relationship with AFib, and his guilt over being a PTO martyr who refuses to take time off — even though Jade literally tells him to go home.Then the episode detonates into a fever of headlines and horrors: pumpkin-carving bloodbaths, a potential Bad Omens x Wage War x Bilmuri megacollab, face-lifting surgeons who look like melted mannequins, and a high-schooler almost arrested because AI thought his bag of Doritos was a gun. Peaches even confesses to using ChatGPT as his dating-app wingman, roasting himself in the process. Finally, he ends with a heartfelt PSA about winter driving, snow tires, and his traumatic Chevy Malibu experience. It’s equal parts rant, therapy, and journal entry — another absolutely classic Peaches Pit Party meltdown in motion.Check me out elsewhere! 👉 Facebook.com/brenden.peach👉 Instagram.com/brendenpeach🎧 Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem🎧 Talking Between The Songs with Brenden Peach
Ep 258Ep. 257 - Great Value Sleep Token and the Fear of Loose Hair - 10/24/2025
Strap in and prepare your psyche for what can only be described as a deranged rollercoaster through Peaches’ brain on a Friday afternoon. This episode starts with Peaches waging war against a broken microphone, the ghost of Cannonball 101’s weekend automation, and Viktor’s “forgetful” tendencies, all before sunrise. He then spirals into the absurdity of Sleep Token knockoffs with names like False Saints (aka Great Value Sleep Token), critiques “coworker music” and people who actually like Dax, and somehow finds time to confess his deep, irrational fear of fish—specifically manta rays that look like sentient living room rugs plotting his demise.But it doesn’t stop there. Peaches dives headfirst into listener confessions of weird fears—sponges, MRI machines, loose hair, and the existential dread of eye contact with one’s wife—before covering a sober party girl who’s TikTok famous for not drinking at Miami frat ragers. Somewhere in between, he gives the most Peaches-style sports update ever (yes, Lionel Messi is immortal now), rants about phone-free restaurants, and shreds a sociopathic boss who fired someone in front of 25 coworkers.Then, like the cherry on a sundae of unhinged radio brilliance, Peaches ponders the most overrated video games of all time—offending the entire Halo fanbase in the process—before finishing with a To Peach Their Own that makes you realize humanity is collectively afraid of birds, drains, and the cruel, wet touch of hair not attached to a body. It’s weird, it’s funny, it’s Peaches Pit Party. And it’s somehow everything you didn’t know you needed today. 🎧 Check me out elsewhere! – facebook.com/brenden.peach instagram.com/brendenpeach Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem – feeds.transistor.fm/noon-hour-of-madness-mayhem Talking Between The Songs with Brenden Peach – feeds.transistor.fm/talking-between-the-songs
Ep 257Ep. 256 - Liver Lacerations and Stuffed Animal Larceny feat. Taite 'The Martian' Martin and Steven Dopp - 10/23/2025
This episode of Peaches Pit Party is basically a fever dream that starts with Peaches roasting sneaker resellers and ends with multiple men describing what it’s like to have their livers turned into Play-Doh. We kick off with Peaches dunking on sneakerheads who hoarded Yeezys like dragon gold, crying over bots, and realizing he’s now a “wear-until-there’s-a-hole” adult. Then he dives straight into a birthday-gone-wrong saga from Reddit featuring a husband whose only gift to his wife was incompetence, followed by Peaches yelling about how you should absolutely remember how to drop off your kids or get tested for dementia.Sports coverage hits next with the “Shot Clock Sports Update” — featuring everything from the Pro Bowl’s weird relocation to EA’s eternal monopoly on NFL video games. Then Peaches casually transitions into the Stuffed Animal Heist of the Century, where three geniuses broke into an amusement park via boat and stole 200 plush toys, officially becoming the most unthreatening crime syndicate in New York. From there, Peaches spirals into Victor’s heated Christmas hill-to-die-on: declaring “Linus and Lucy” not a Christmas song — a statement that’s somehow more controversial than religion in a Facebook group full of radio nerds.Then things go off the rails. There’s a tangent about a movie screening where people shaved their heads to see Begonia early, and Peaches flexes that he’s been bald longer than them — “the original scalp pioneer.” After that, he tears into Ghost Adventures for being the least convincing show in the supernatural genre until they air an episode where one of the hosts finds out mid-investigation that his wife tried to have him murdered. Yes, really. Then, the energy spikes again when two real fighters, Taite “The Martian” Martin and Steven Dopp, stop by to talk about broken ribs, dehydration, liver lacerations, Muay Thai kicks, and why being punched unconscious is basically “a nap with a hangover.”Peaches ends the show by somehow linking all of this to lions escaping trucks, Axl Rose rage-quitting in Buenos Aires, and rollercoasters retiring after 40 years — which he swears has nothing to do with his fear of being too tall for seatbelts. It’s unfiltered, unhinged, and somehow educational.Check me out elsewhere! 🎧 Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem🎙️ Talking Between The Songs with Brenden Peach 📘 facebook.com/brenden.peach 📸 instagram.com/brendenpeach
Ep 256Ep. 255 - The Great Idaho Chair War: A Tragic Tale of Broken Seats and Broken Trust - 10/22/2025
This episode of Peaches Pit Party is pure, unfiltered chaos from start to finish — like if a morning commute got possessed by a jazz ghost and started ranting about chairs. Peaches begins by eviscerating KROQ’s “world-famous” ego while proudly uploading his own podcast backlog, because someone had to bring quality back to radio. From there, he spirals into the ongoing Office Chair Civil War, where poor Viktor blames him for breaking a seat that was clearly built for toddlers, not 6’9” Idaho radio icons. We then plummet headfirst into the saga of Peaches’ cursed steering wheel lunch tray (a story of hope, betrayal, and poor engineering), before swerving into Halloween costume prep — complete with his girlfriend scavenging DI like a Prohibition-era fashion consultant so he can become “Louie Blue Notes Callahan,” a 1920s jazz man with zero musical ability.Then it’s a hard cut to Peaches’ existential rant about “trunk-or-treats” — or, as he calls them, “the parking lot participation trophy version of Halloween.” After a detour through what makes Americans sound like Americans abroad (loudness, tipping culture, and ice obsession), Peaches delivers an emotional monologue on Click that will make you cry, question your childhood, and maybe call your dad. There’s also a horrifying update about Suzanne Somers’ widower literally building an AI robot wife, the triumphant return of Snapple glass bottles (but only in New York), a smuggling ring that stuffed gold powder into underwear, and a 76-year-old woman winning a court case over her neighbor’s weed smoke by declaring, “I am not Snoop Dogg.”All this — plus Peaches threatening to go WWE on anyone who blames him for furniture damage — makes this the most unhinged episode of the week. If you survive the rollercoaster, reward yourself by streaming Peaches Pit Party on demand and witnessing Idaho’s loudest export do what he does best: lose his mind on air with zero filter and full commitment.Check me out elsewhere! 🎧 Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem 🎙️ Talking Between The Songs with Brenden Peach 📘 facebook.com/brenden.peach 📸 instagram.com/brendenpeach
Ep 255Ep. 254 - KROQ Hasn’t Been Rock Since MTV Played Music - 10/21/2025
This episode begins with Peaches ripping into humanity’s most cursed creation: the $2,000 “smart mattress” that left people literally trapped in their own beds during the AWS outage. From there, the chaos unravels faster than a Walmart clearance bin. We’ve got a breakup over high heels that turns into a full-blown TED Talk on tall guy insecurity, Peaches declaring war on “world-famous” KROQ for being allergic to heavy music, and an in-depth exploration of whether mammals can, in fact, breathe through their butts (spoiler: yes, and it’s science, not a kink). He somehow jumps from a South Korean woman setting her apartment on fire while trying to flamethrower a cockroach, to a man in India faking his own death just to see who would cry, to a 74-year-old Italian scam artist pretending to be blind for 50 years — until cops literally caught him buying fruit. Then, there’s a $100 million heist at the Louvre, a museum full of dolls plotting murder in Minnesota, and otters stealing surfboards in California. It’s a full buffet of insanity served with a side of nachos, because Peaches celebrates International Day of the Nacho like it’s a national holiday. The show peaks in glorious chaos with listeners calling in to argue about the worst movie ever made — from Life of Pi to Jack and Jill — and one guy who worked security on a Bruce Willis flop filmed in Twin Falls. This episode is a masterpiece of madness: one part haunted science fair, one part food coma, all parts unhinged.Check me out elsewhere! facebook.com/brenden.peach instagram.com/brendenpeach Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem – feeds.transistor.fm/noon-hour-of-madness-mayhemTalking Between The Songs with Brenden Peach – feeds.transistor.fm/talking-between-the-songs
Ep 254Ep. 253 - Why My Dining Room Looks Like a Jurassic Park Gift Shop - 10/20/2025
If you’ve ever wondered what would happen if Planet Earth was narrated by a man who’s equal parts radio host, arachnophobe, and chaos magnet, look no further than this absolute trainwreck of an episode. Peaches kicks things off with a tender love story about killing house spiders while his girlfriend scrapbooks in the background, because nothing says romance like yelling “DIE!” at your front door. From there, it’s a spiral of absurdity: he mourns his dead aloe plant like a fallen soldier, gets way too excited about a tropical clearance tree from Costco, and admits he’s one houseplant away from turning his dining room into a Rainforest Café. The chaos continues when he debates which Pokémon would take the biggest dump (spoiler: it’s Eternatus), before deciding IT Chapter Two is an underrated masterpiece while confessing that Freddy Krueger ruined his childhood sleep schedule. Then, the apocalypse hits — Amazon, Hinge, and Snapchat all go down at once — and Peaches nearly loses his mind because he can’t track his steering wheel food tray. Later, he covers a woman stabbing someone in a Marshalls checkout line (because she was too slow), celebrates spider genocide, and gets hyped about Electric Callboy touring with Polaris and Scene Queen. Things take a darker, smellier turn when he reviews Kohler’s new $600 toilet camera that analyzes your “business” for health data — the future is disgusting — before somehow segueing into California otters stealing surfboards like furry pirates. Then, just when you think the episode can’t get any more unhinged, Peaches warns Arizona listeners not to lick toads (seriously), recounts a gorilla breaking glass at the San Diego Zoo, and insists that no, he would not fight the gorilla, despite being everyone’s first draft pick. It’s unfiltered, unholy, and somehow heartfelt — a modern masterpiece of madness broadcast straight from a spider-infested apartment.Check me out elsewhere! facebook.com/brenden.peach instagram.com/brendenpeach Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem – feeds.transistor.fm/noon-hour-of-madness-mayhem Talking Between The Songs with Brenden Peach – feeds.transistor.fm/talking-between-the-songs
Ep 253Ep. 252 - Edgar Allan Poe Is Pooping on My Toilet - 10/17/2025
The October 17th episode of Peaches Pit Party is what happens when a man spirals from daylight saving rage into haunted house paranoia, sneaker-induced humiliation, and a feline health code violation — all before sundown. It starts with Peaches waging a one-man war against the concept of “daylight savings” (note the s, and yes, he’ll correct you) while trying to bribe listeners with a Nintendo Switch 2 bundle courtesy of Brent Gordon Law. From there, the descent is rapid and glorious: he mourns Ace Frehley, questions the honesty of psychics, reads stories about ghost children who hang out with soggy-haired women, and reveals that his parents once put an 8x10 photo of his dad in the corner of his room like a cursed shrine. Things only get worse when he dives into a lawsuit over squeaky On sneakers — describing his own hallway quacks like a depressed duck — and reminisces about being accused of “stomping through the ceiling” as a kid. Later, Peaches talks about his girlfriend redecorating their bathroom with an Edgar Allan Poe statue sitting on a toilet (because of course he does), before ranting about overpriced mirrors on Facebook Marketplace. Then he swings into chaos again with tales of Viktor Wilt cross-dressing as “Victoria Rose” for a metal Halloween drag show, WWE’s plan for AI-generated wrestling storylines, and a tragic reflection on synthetic radio hosts replacing real ones (“you can’t call an AI DJ, bro”). It all ends with a cat in California dropping a dead mouse into a pot of soup, and Peaches wondering aloud who has a security camera pointed at their stove. It’s haunted, hysterical, and weirdly heartfelt — just another day inside the Pit Party.Check me out elsewhere! facebook.com/brenden.peach instagram.com/brendenpeach Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem – feeds.transistor.fm/noon-hour-of-madness-mayhem Talking Between The Songs with Brenden Peach – feeds.transistor.fm/talking-between-the-songs
Ep 252Ep. 251 - Trick-or-Treating at 29: The Experiment No One Asked For - 10/16/2025
This episode of Peaches Pit Party is the closest thing to watching someone lose their mind live on-air—and it’s beautiful. Peaches kicks things off by listening to so much extreme metal that his blood pressure may legally classify as blast beat–powered, only to pivot into a story about a Wisconsin wedding where the bride’s mom got her spine demolished by a cow. Yes, an actual cow. From there, Peaches reflects on how half the internet is now AI-generated nonsense, the tragic backstory of his peach-themed home décor, and a Los Angeles Dodger’s wife who refuses to stay at a haunted hotel called “The Pfister” (which, yes, sounds exactly like what you think it does). Then it’s on to Sheryl Crow scams, teenagers getting shamed for trick-or-treating, and an emotional defense of candy corn that turns into a full-blown psychological study of Mississippi. Also featured: why Peaches might dress as Howard Stern to trick-or-treat as a nearly 30-year-old man, an analysis of black cat adoption conspiracies, an AI band uprising on Spotify, a Florida man who weaponized a cheeseburger, and NASA’s lost balloon crash-landing into someone’s backyard. It’s a pre-Friday carnival of nonsense, panic, and mild back pain.Check me out elsewhere! - facebook.com/brenden.peach instagram.com/brendenpeach Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem - feeds.transistor.fm/noon-hour-of-madness-mayhem Talking Between The Songs with Brenden Peach - feeds.transistor.fm/talking-between-the-songs
Ep 251Ep. 250 - I Got Catfished by Sheryl Crow - 10/15/2025
In this absolute fever dream of a Peaches Pit Party, Brenden nearly hydroplanes his way to a Crunchwrap before Idaho’s weather decides to stop being dramatic, spends his lunch break cosplaying as “Peachman” for an AI video that somehow made Lee Jennings from The Funeral Portrait laugh, and then spirals into an existential crisis about the other Peaches — the 58-year-old musician who may or may not challenge him to a duel at The Complex in Salt Lake City. From there, Peaches recounts his Foot Locker retail trauma (manager turned petty criminal), trashes the iHeart app with the fury of a thousand radio DJs, and discusses the national epidemic of grown men falling for fake Sheryl Crows proposing online. Somewhere between worrying about a bruise, contemplating living with a 70-year-old roommate, and losing iCloud storage to ghost podcasts, he accidentally invents “AI breakdown cinema” by making a video where he gets tranquilized in his own studio. Oh, and in Florida, you can get a free pizza for bringing in a dead python—because America’s just doing great. It’s chaos, it’s absurd, it’s Peaches.Check me out elsewhere! - facebook.com/brenden.peach instagram.com/brendenpeach Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem - feeds.transistor.fm/noon-hour-of-madness-mayhem Talking Between The Songs with Brenden Peach - feeds.transistor.fm/talking-between-the-songs
Ep 250Ep. 249 - I’ll Lick Ya: The Most Confusing Thing Mark Twain Ever Wrote - 10/14/2025
This episode of Peaches Pit Party is what happens when caffeine meets chaos and then gets possessed by an AI app. Peaches opens the show confessing his new addiction to Sora 2—the forbidden AI video generator that basically turned him into a digital Frankenstein. He somehow hacked his way in with expired invite codes, started creating unairable masterpieces full of swearing AI Peaches, and then dragged poor Viktor into it by sending him a code too.From there, we spiral into the saga of “Breadstick Girl”—a woman whose mugshot got turned into a viral hoax about hurling Olive Garden breadsticks over a tip dispute. Peaches can’t decide what’s more absurd: the fake story or the fact that people believed it. Then he pivots into his daily existential therapy session: childhood rules (no weekday video games!), BuzzFeed weird-parent behavior (no feeding your friends!), and his lifelong confusion over whether “I’ll lick ya” in Tom Sawyer was supposed to be threatening or just unhygienic.Sports? Sure—if you count an NFL quarterback knocking himself out with a resistance band and a hockey team selling a “Chum Bucket” made of popcorn, Pop-Tarts, and despair. Somewhere in between, Peaches debates scam calls, complains about voicemails with three seconds of dead air, and reads off Reddit’s list of blood-boiling inconveniences—like people who walk through the wrong Walmart doors or tape that won’t unstick.We also learn that Peaches’ AI doppelgänger doesn’t know if he’s fat or skinny, Dua Lipa brought out Billie Joe Armstrong (and Peaches wonders if it’s socially acceptable for him to attend her concert), and Miley Cyrus might resurrect Hannah Montana—which he’s both nostalgic and horrified about. Then comes the rant of the day: people making petitions to cancel Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl halftime show in favor of George Strait. Peaches declares both unwatchable and promptly crowns himself “D-bag of the day” for being petty to Walmart employees.From there, he spirals into home décor panic—realizing his apartment looks like a Funko Pop museum and maybe he’s too old for band flags. He wants plants now. And then the show caps off with a Florida Man–level news story: a meth-fueled arson suspect who ended his police standoff in exchange for a Dairy Queen Blizzard. Peaches dubs it “The Blizzard of Justice.”Finally, it’s To Peach Their Own: weird rules from listeners like “No swimming on Sundays because the devil’s in the water.” Peaches relates, muses about his baldness, and wraps up another episode of total mayhem with a heartfelt “Peach out.”
Ep 249Ep. 248 - Reese’s Pieces Are a Scam and I’ll Die on This Hill - 10/13/2025
Welcome back to Peaches Pit Party, where Brenden Peach kicks off the week walking like John Voight in Holes and ends it fighting with seagulls, haunted pumpkins, and ChatGPT itself. It’s Monday, October 13th, and Peach opens the show with his back broken like a retired NFL kicker, still recovering from hosting the In This Moment concert and refusing to see a doctor despite walking “like a gorilla with hands on everything.” He then immediately pivots into one of the most chaotic rants in PPP history — firing off about fired football coaches who still somehow make $50 million for doing absolutely nothing. Peach, with all the energy of a man powered by caffeine and hatred for the NCAA, declares that being paid millions to not work is the ultimate dream.But then… the birds strike. A horrifying tangent about avian warfare begins when Peach confesses that birds only poop on Rams, Jeeps, and Chevys — with dark cars being the biggest targets. Cue his traumatic California childhood flashbacks of open-air schools, outdoor lockers, and seagulls dive-bombing St. Patrick’s Day cookies like tiny airborne terrorists. He relives the horror of being personally pooped on (“plenty of times,” he admits) before proudly announcing his $9.99/month Pony Express car wash subscription as his revenge against nature.Things calm down (for about 30 seconds) before Peach starts roasting his girlfriend’s movie taste because she “hated” IT (2017), a movie he adores. He laments that his horror movie marathon dreams are being crushed and contemplates watching The Long Walk alone, declaring his love for “grotesque Cinderella body horror” while the rest of us are just trying to breathe. He then speedruns through NBA stats like a possessed ESPN intern — Nikola Jokić domination, Victor Wembanyama world takeover, Angel Reese walking for Victoria’s Secret, and the Cleveland Browns paying eight quarterbacks at once for doing absolutely nothing.Then, it’s time for Peach to completely unravel over Gordon Ramsay opening a gastropub in Downtown Disney. He reminisces about childhood trips where his parents said, “We’re not going to Disneyland, but we are going to Rainforest Café,” which he says was “like torture with animatronic monkeys.” He spirals into a rant about $25 Mickey burgers and $7 truffle fries “with no sides,” then calms himself by plugging the KBEAR 101 RMG YouTube channel like a man coming down from a rage high. He recalls interviewing The Funeral Portrait, where they roasted their bandmate Cody for not knowing how to swim or snap, and Peach regrets not calling them “the zestiest band this side of the Mississippi.”But the madness isn’t over. He rants about time speeding up, Halloween giveaways that sound like a literal scream, and his boomer-take hatred of phones at concerts. He blames Jade for taking “the worst photo ever of me” at the In This Moment show, saying he looked “like a thumb.” Then he hits listeners with his “Innocent Questions That Are Actually Offensive” segment — where he declares war on anyone who asks, “Did you go to school for that?” Peach compares his radio degree to a “stupid” but “necessary” journey that led him from TMZ to Idaho Falls and insists that no, he does more than “just talk between songs.”By the end, Peach’s descent into chaos peaks with a ranking of M&M flavors that sounds like a hostage negotiation. He praises Peanut Butter M&Ms as “superior to Reese’s Pieces,” drags Plain M&Ms into the dirt, and says anyone who brings him Reese’s Pieces when he asked for a Reese’s “should be ashamed.” Then — because reality doesn’t apply on this show — he covers a police chase involving a runaway inflatable pumpkin, jokes about cops shooting it down, and ends with a rant about the most annoying sounds at night: mosquitoes, neighbor dogs, car alarms, and Maddy not texting back from a snowstorm in Montana. It’s 90 minutes of total chaos, caffeine, and chaos about the chaos. Peaches Pit Party has never been more unhinged, and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Check me out elsewhere! – 👉 facebook.com/brenden.peach 👉 instagram.com/brendenpeach 🎙️ Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem 🎧 Talking Between The Songs with Brenden Peach
Ep 248Ep. 247 - A Woman Died on the Haunted Mansion and I Made It Worse - 10/09/2025
Welcome to the October 9th episode of Peaches Pit Party, otherwise known as the “Thursday before chaos” episode — or as Brenden Peach calls it, Pre-Friday, the most misleading day of the week. This one opens with Peach rattling off an unreasonably enthusiastic preview for the In This Moment show — like a man hyped on Monster and Advil — before slowly unraveling into a bizarre odyssey of lawsuits, zoo fights, dead Disney guests, and frog-based medical treatments.It starts innocently enough: haunted house giveaways, Halloween hype, and the upcoming “Black Mass Tour.” Then — BAM — LeBron James enters the chat. Apparently, the man tricked the world with a fake retirement teaser that turned out to be an ad for Hennessy, and now a guy who dropped $800 on Lakers tickets is suing him for emotional distress. Naturally, Peach follows that bombshell with the story of Mike Tyson trying to pay $10,000 to fight a gorilla because “he was bullying the other primates.” Yes. That’s a real sentence. Somewhere between LeBron’s “Le Decision” and Mike Tyson vs. Gorilla: Dawn of Stupidity, Peach also wonders how Hallmark actors make a living — before deep diving into the net worth of Jonathan Bennett from Mean Girls like it’s national security intel.Then things take a hard left into darkness when Peach recounts the story of a woman dying on Disneyland’s Haunted Mansion ride. He handles it delicately for about five seconds before nervously laughing and saying, “At least she didn’t die on the ride next to someone.” He then plays The Pretty Reckless – “For I Am Death” because, of course, he does. After that tonal car crash, Peach casually reports that a Twitch streamer named Fandy gave birth live on stream, and the internet watched like it was a nature documentary.Meanwhile, Peach’s own back is falling apart like a 20-year-old recliner. He hobbles through Costco, sees a former local radio legend, and pretends not to recognize him so he doesn’t have to limp over and say hi. Then — because the universe runs on irony — he finds a news story about an elderly woman in China who swallowed eight live frogs to cure her back pain, which immediately becomes his new recovery plan.The episode finishes with two top-tier Halloween stories: one couple’s insanely realistic burning-house display keeps triggering 911 calls, and a Kentucky man’s “decorations” — featuring fake dead bodies labeled after city officials — earn him a police visit and a terrorism charge. Somewhere between all of this, Peach coins the phrase “Fun-Filled Friday (F³)” and teases a mysterious video project like he’s Marvel Studios. It’s a fever dream of sports chaos, spooky news, and frog medicine — the only show where LeBron James, Mike Tyson, Disneyland death, and frog smoothies coexist in perfect, unhinged harmony. Check me out elsewhere! – 👉 facebook.com/brenden.peach 👉 instagram.com/brendenpeach 🎙️ Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem 🎧 Talking Between The Songs with Brenden Peach
Ep 247Ep. 246 - Maddie Kidd Thinks ‘Fireflies’ Saved Music - 10/08/2025
This episode of Peaches Pit Party starts like a fever dream inside a Cracker Barrel — Brenden Peach bursts in with breaking news that Dolly Parton is not dying, despite the internet’s collective meltdown. He admits he sprinted across the station yelling “DOLLY’S DYING!” before realizing she was literally just a little under the weather. From there, things spiral into a discussion about a 99-year-old man (who may or may not be allowed to say his own first name on-air), the second coming of the rapture that keeps getting rescheduled like a dentist appointment, and people who apparently sold their cars for the apocalypse. Then, Peach dives headfirst into the chaotic swamp of Sora AI videos — Martin Luther King Jr. in X Games, Stephen Hawking catching air off a halfpipe, Tupac vs. Michael Jackson wrestling in a Walmart — it’s the end times, but in 4K. He transitions beautifully (if that word even applies here) into horror movies, because apparently that’s how his brain works: Dolly, apocalypse, AI, then The Conjuring. Then we hit sports — Jerry Jones flipping off Jets fans, Kershaw roasting MLB owners, and a Taco Bell 50K marathon where you eat a burrito mid-run and pray for your intestines.By the time he gets to To Peach Their Own, Peach has completely lost faith in Rolling Stone’s credibility after they named Missy Elliott’s “Get Ur Freak On” the greatest song of the 21st century. Maddie Kidd joins in, passionately arguing that Fireflies by Owl City is a generational anthem, followed by A Thousand Miles by Vanessa Carlton — proving that chaos is genetic at KBEAR. The two spiral through what might be the most confusing debate in music history, involving Mr. Brightside, Billie Eilish, and Maddie’s horrifying belief that “Play That Funky Music” came out in the medieval era. Somewhere in there, we get Jamie Lee Curtis rescuing a kidnapped Sinclair dinosaur statue (yes, seriously), Mark Sanchez getting stabbed by a grandpa in Indianapolis, a best man shooting a wedding crasher, and Peach getting invited to be a groomsman in Georgia by a guy he’s only ever met on Discord. The show ends the only way it can — with Peaches asking listeners if Slipknot’s “Unsainted” might secretly be the greatest song of all time. This episode is pure chaos in a radio transmitter: Dolly’s alive, the rapture’s delayed, and Peach is very, very concerned about self-checkout lines for celebrities. Check me out elsewhere! – 👉 facebook.com/brenden.peach 👉 instagram.com/brendenpeach 🎙️ Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem 🎧 Talking Between The Songs with Brenden Peach
Ep 246Ep. 245 - The Water Tower That Made Idaho Cry - 10/07/2025
Welcome to the most chaotic episode of Peaches Pit Party ever broadcast—an auditory rollercoaster that starts with Peaches raging against AI slop reels and somehow ends with a cursed fruit gas leak in Germany. From the first second, Peaches unleashes on the internet’s dumbest commenters (“AI slop” warriors, we’re looking at you) before spiraling into a discussion about Baby Steps, a video game that literally punishes players for skipping cutscenes. Somewhere between mocking Taylor Swift’s follower count and inventing the term “fat snake escape” while describing trying to crawl out of his own bathtub on National Bathtub Day, Peaches creates the kind of unfiltered chaos that only makes sense on Idaho radio.Then things get even weirder. He plans to celebrate Idaho Falls’ WATER TOWER TRIBUTE BLOCK PARTY, where locals are apparently crying over concrete, asbestos, and lead paint. From there, Peaches dives headfirst into a Halloween “boo basket” rant, a woman’s unhinged tampon revenge scheme, and the tragic saga of his bathroom remodel gone wrong—all before confessing to hitting the “Assistance Needed” button at Walgreens and plunging the entire store into chaos. By the time we get to a German gas leak caused by a durian fruit, Peaches has somehow tied it all together with Facebook group drama, a psychic thief, a lottery winner who partied himself into the ICU, and the mysterious “Mall World” dream cult of TikTok.It’s a caffeine-free fever dream of radio energy, featuring equal parts confusion, rage, and genuine hilarity—classic Peaches Pit Party chaos.Check me out elsewhere! – 👉 facebook.com/brenden.peach 👉 instagram.com/brendenpeach 🎧 Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem – feeds.transistor.fm/noon-hour-of-madness-mayhem 🎙️ Talking Between The Songs with Brenden Peach – feeds.transistor.fm/talking-between-the-songs

“I Can’t Swim!” – The Funeral Portrait Tell Wild Tour Stories & Play Live Acoustic
bonusPeaches sits down with Lee, Caleb, & Cody of The Funeral Portrait for an unfiltered, hilarious, and surprisingly honest conversation before their show. They talk about what life on the road is really like — including RV bunk disasters, sleepless nights, and prepping for ShipRocked — plus some near-tragic boating stories along the way.Then, around nine minutes in, the band shifts gears with a beautiful in-studio acoustic set, performing haunting renditions of Dark Thoughts, Holy Water, and Suffocate City.
Ep 245Ep. 244 - AI Martin Luther King Wants Cheaper Game Pass - 10/06/2025
Welcome to the October 6th, 2025 episode of Peaches Pit Party, a fever dream of caffeine, chaos, and questionable life choices. Peaches begins this one broadcasting alone in the “sauna known as the Cannonball 101 Studio” while roasting his co-host Viktor Wilt for being “constantly sick, tired, or allergic to existing.” He recounts the Mudvayne/Static-X/Vended show from Friday night—where he was spotted by fans who still can’t believe he’s actually 6’9” (“What, did you think I was lying for brand purposes?!”)—and then relives his Twin Falls road trip that nearly ended in a Fast & Furious: Hydroplane Drift sequel. Five seconds of sliding, two white-knuckled fists, one wet seat, and zero lessons learned.Then it’s straight into the absurd: Peaches learns that over 600 people are stranded on Mount Everest and immediately volunteers Viktor to “go climb it and leave me alone.” Naturally, this segues into a rant about his trauma hike up Santiago Peak in California, which ended in 12 hours of pain and the most gluttonous In-N-Out order of his life (two 3x3s, animal fries, and a large shake—a true survival meal). From there, his studio lights start glitching into an RGB rave sequence, leading him to theorize that the KBEAR building is haunted. Probably by the ghosts of broken office chairs—chairs Viktor blames Peaches for destroying.The show spirals beautifully off the rails from there: he roasts the “I don’t understand the hype” crowd on social media, reacts to AI-generated Sora videos (like Martin Luther King Jr. saying “I have a dream that Xbox Game Pass was still $20”), and goes on a full gamer rant about ditching consoles for PC—because console gaming is “financial Stockholm syndrome.” Then he derails again into an Italian food saga about a Boston dad trying to order chicken parm in Italy using a Google Image from Olive Garden. Peaches is both horrified and impressed: “Wouldn’t you wanna try something different?!” Spoiler: chicken parm is not Italian.He praises KBEAR’s photographer Maddie for killing it in the pit at Mudvayne and Dead Poets Society shows, complains about “husky boys” sizes in JCPenney, and solemnly declares himself a veteran of the big and tall section. Then, in a segment that could only exist on this show, he covers a college student who confessed to car vandalism via ChatGPT, dubbing it “ConfessionGPT.” He caps it off with an unhinged rant about a Gen Z employee being monitored by spyware every 10 minutes, calling it “the Black Mirror version of micromanagement.” By the end, Peaches admits he’s in a negative mood, dubs the show Peaches’ Positivity Pit Party ironically, and drops one final truth bomb: “If my boss tracked me like that, I’d start logging ‘crying’ as a deliverable.”It’s everything—concert chaos, haunted lights, AI crimes, hydroplaning trauma, and a war against chairs. In short: another beautiful day in the Pit.Check me out elsewhere!📘 facebook.com/brenden.peach 📸 instagram.com/brendenpeach 🎙️ Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem – feeds.transistor.fm/noon-hour-of-madness-mayhem 🎧 Talking Between The Songs with Brenden Peach – feeds.transistor.fm/talking-between-the-songs
Ep 244Ep. 243 - Fat Bane vs. The Paranormal: Peaches’ Sleep Tape - 10/02/2025
Welcome to the pre-Friday madness known as the October 2nd episode of Peaches Pit Party — the audio equivalent of chugging a Monster, arguing with a self-checkout machine, and then buying concert tickets you can’t afford. Peaches kicks things off with a full-blown existential crisis about subscription services — Xbox Game Pass jumping to $30 a month has him ready to storm Microsoft HQ with a pitchfork and a “bring back $9.99” sign. His rant spirals into him realizing his entire adult life is just paying for gym memberships, Spotify, and the slow death of his will to cancel Netflix. Somewhere in there, he admits Facebook is listening to him and feeding him Xbox memes — because, let’s be honest, the algorithm knows when you’re broke and furious.Then, chaos shifts gears: Peaches details his hellish Friday lineup featuring back-to-back haunted house giveaways, Bert Kreischer tickets, and the Mudvayne/Static-X/Vended show in Pocatello — where he’ll probably be sprinting through the venue like a caffeinated mall cop trying to find signed guitars and lost winners. Somewhere in the chaos, he debates seeing a hyper-depressing R-rated movie The Long Walk (alone, because his girlfriend fled town like a smart person) before going full Idaho weatherman about how he prefers “cool” but not “cold.”In true Peaches fashion, the conversation derails into a fever dream about living in the Costco produce section, Quentin Tarantino’s Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair, and the sheer audacity of people paying $200 for pillows and $1,600 for temperature-controlled ones. He also wonders out loud if recording himself sleeping would turn into a paranormal activity highlight reel starring “Fat Bane with a CPAP.”But it gets weirder: Peaches finds a spider family living outside his apartment and has a full-on ethical meltdown about whether he should kill them, vacuum them, or adopt them as roommates. Naturally, this transitions flawlessly into him raging about fake AI-generated “RIP celebrity in heaven” posts — because apparently, the internet thinks Jane Goodall is chilling in the afterlife with Steve Irwin and a glowing golden monkey halo.By the end, Peaches bounces between a beer truck explosion in L.A., a haunted passport giveaway, and Ticketmaster price gouging for Sleep Token. He delivers his closing sermon: “Don’t fork over $800 for a concert unless it comes with eternal life and free tacos.” Then he peaces out, leaving behind the energy of a man who’s half radio host, half raving mall prophet.Check me out elsewhere!📘 facebook.com/brenden.peach 📸 instagram.com/brendenpeach 🎙️ Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem – feeds.transistor.fm/noon-hour-of-madness-mayhem 🎧 Talking Between The Songs with Brenden Peach – feeds.transistor.fm/talking-between-the-songs
Ep 243Ep. 242 - How I Accidentally Became the Fattest Bear of Ocean View High - 10/01/2025
Welcome to the October 1st episode of Peaches Pit Party, where chaos reigns supreme and Peaches somehow survives a week that looks like a caffeine-fueled tour through hell’s concert circuit. This episode opens with Peaches breathlessly recapping last night’s Chevelle–Asking Alexandria–Dead Poets Society show, where he sprinted around the Mountain America Center like a headless chicken trying to get guitars signed, fans happy, and names pronounced correctly (spoiler: he did not pronounce Jack Underkofler’s name correctly once). Somewhere between a bench interview and realizing his head can be spotted over any crowd, Peaches laments that concert season ends too soon—right before he has to dive into another triple stack of shows that will wreck his sleep schedule and probably his sanity.Then, he unveils his masochistic plan: 31 days of horror movies. The man’s trying to watch a scary movie every single night of October, even though he admits he’ll probably give up by day five when his girlfriend’s family needs help moving furniture. Between debating whether Get Out is even a horror movie and dragging A24 films for being “beautifully boring,” Peaches turns the segment into a full-blown manifesto against pretentious film nerds (looking at you, Viktor “Wictorvilt”).The chaos doesn’t stop there—no, Peaches goes on to discuss barefoot workplaces, the Costco cult, and a woman who literally broke her spine from yawning too hard. (She’s fine, by the way, but now fears yawns like they’re possessed.) He spirals into Idaho hypotheticals about driverless cars causing riots on the “Life in Idaho Falls” Facebook group and reminisces about a Jersey man covering his license plate with socks to dodge tolls. Somewhere in there, he casually references Fat Bear Week, admits he’d win “fattest graduate” of his high school class, and calls out Costco influencers for being one missed membership renewal away from an identity crisis.By the end, Peaches ties it all back to spooky season, asking listeners what the scariest horror movie they’ve ever seen is—while confessing that his own sleep schedule and overpacked week might actually be scarier than The Exorcist. The show closes in peak Peaches fashion: loud, unfiltered, and just slightly unhinged—because sanity is for the morning shows.Check me out elsewhere!📘 facebook.com/brenden.peach 📸 instagram.com/brendenpeach 🎙️ Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem – feeds.transistor.fm/noon-hour-of-madness-mayhem 🎧 Talking Between The Songs with Brenden Peach – feeds.transistor.fm/talking-between-the-songs
Ep 242Ep. 241 - Tall Guy Problems: My Body Is Apparently Blocking Happiness - 09/29/2025
This episode was basically Peaches going full WWE cage match against life itself. He opened by unleashing his rage at concerts — the eternal war between tall dudes and short complainers. Apparently, no matter where he stands, someone thinks he’s personally blocking their path to happiness, even when he’s literally in the back of the pit catching body shots from angry fans. Then the show pivoted into budgeting madness around the Dad Bod Contest, which spiraled into “how much money does radio actually blow on dumb ideas” while Peaches tried not to lose his mind.From there, things careened into chaos: dealerships that treat oil changes like hostage negotiations, casual dining restaurants charging $30 for burgers with “grandma’s secret seasoning,” and the rise of Chili’s as the one true king of cheap eats. But Peaches wasn’t done — he also tackled Bert Kreischer giveaways, haunting season hype with Lost Souls, Haunted Hospital, Haunted Mill, and Slaughter’s Realm, plus the looming promise of two Halloween songs per hour until October 31st, because KBEAR has officially become possessed by Juicity Vapor.Sports? Oh yeah, we got sports — but in Peaches world that means screaming about overpriced golf beer, MLB’s bizarre new “official hair growth partner,” and wondering if any bald dudes are actually saved by Nutrafol. Then the show got heavy: aging parents, bad posture, soda addictions, the passage of time — all packaged in the most “laugh so you don’t cry” way possible.And, of course, because Peaches can’t end without absurd chaos, we got internet threads about the biggest career mistakes people make, questions about whether Slipknot is officially dad rock, and his ongoing existential war with Bert Kreischer’s sense of time zones. By the time it ended, listeners were left with one conclusion: life is chaos, concerts are war, Chili’s is holy, and Peaches is somehow still standing in the middle of it all.Check me out elsewhere! –facebook.com/brenden.peach instagram.com/brendenpeach Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem Talking Between The Songs with Brenden Peach
Ep 241Ep. 240 - Lavender Peach & the Customer Who’s Never Right - 09/26/2025
Strap in because this episode was basically a rollercoaster with no seatbelts, one broken wheel, and a guy named Bert Kreischer screaming from the backseat. Peaches kicked things off mourning Ozzy while blasting Judas Priest, then immediately launched into the saga of his “interview from hell” with Bert Kreischer, who somehow thought Idaho existed in Pacific Time like it was an off-brand California. Between sending Zoom links like a desperate IT guy and watching the free trial clock of doom tick down, Peaches managed to host Traffic School powered by The Advocates and still keep his sanity (barely). Mid-show, he even abandoned the studio to get fleeced at a dealership oil change, because apparently car service departments hate employed people.From there, the chaos snowballed: Hollywood Undead prep, Ticket giveaways for Bert’s Permission to Party tour, Peaches openly despising the phrase “the customer is always right,” and fantasizing about telling rude customers to get wrecked. Then came the Shot Clock Sports Update, featuring $18 Michelob Ultras, MLB’s new official hair-growth partner (because nothing screams “America’s pastime” like follicle supplements), and Tony Hawk’s $1.15 million skateboard.We also got unhinged Taylor Swift commentary—Peaches roasted the “Taylor Effect” and contemplated naming his future kid “Lavender Peach,” which would guarantee a lifetime of bullying and trauma. Parking lot wars escalated with a woman getting run over in Winnipeg, leading Peaches to crown the SUV driver “Genius of the Day.” Food rants followed, dunking on $20 burgers with “special grandma seasoning” before ranking Chili’s, Olive Garden, and Texas Roadhouse like his life depended on it.Then the spooky season hype arrived: haunted passports, remote broadcasts, and two Halloween bangers every hour starting Monday thanks to KBear’s Rockin’ Halloween, haunted by Juicity Vapor (yes, that’s real). Existential dread seeped in as Peaches reminded himself that his parents are aging, soda is killing him, and his posture is garbage. And then—peak chaos—he told the story of a Chinese guy who got his HEAD stuck in a traffic light (yes, like Signal Head from some nightmare dimension), plus a kid who survived hitchhiking in a plane’s landing gear.Finally, the episode spiraled into debating whether Slipknot is dad rock (spoiler: yes), before Peaches roasted GTA V’s Trevor actor Steven Ogg for being too weird and too hippie to care about GTA VI. In conclusion: oil changes are scams, Taylor Swift names are cursed, Chili’s is God-tier, Bert Kreischer doesn’t know time zones, and Peaches somehow survived the most chaotic Friday in broadcast history.Check me out elsewhere! –facebook.com/brenden.peach instagram.com/brendenpeach Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem Talking Between The Songs with Brenden Peach